Good evening all. I am drinking Gordon's London Dry Gin and eating leftover instant couscous with canned chopped tomato. The moon is still 97.5% full.Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
holy shit i missed being ignored
im hiccuping and spitting logogies straight on my floor lol tf you gonna do bou it yt boy
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>>12983563good eveningim drinking cheap beer and not eating at all so it hits harder, gin sounds lovely thoughcant see the moonand i dont know how to talkYour fortune: Better not tell you now
imagine being a snot faced pig nosed japanese girl in 2000 getting your custokm made yellow pompoms ready for the S live gig at ikekubuubkuro cyber hall or w/e for akira from S before he turns into a soccer team male gyaru or w/e they became between 200 2003 lol
>>12983700it sounds like dubs
>>12983704beer's fine when you're watching something and doing stuff, whta re you having? or doing? i'm just being nostalgic for my alcoholic days right now on this most auspicious of days im trying toget this day to end on a transcendental note by 4 am you know? sometimes you need this you know
>>12983706his name is sos normie dai for daisuke i called him akira because it was the normiest name i could thnk of can you believe that of course im gonnf alsh yellow pompoms for him anywya at ikebukuro cyber by 2002 he'll b forgotten anyway and ill be flashing yellow pompoms for whichever guy frm babyoln always wore a headband lol
i missed talking to myself
>>12983713>whta re you having?karlskrone from aldi, it was on sale so i bought around 90 cans>or doing?reading, currently House of Leaves, after i finished it probably something lighter>im trying toget this day to end on a transcendental note by 4 am you know? sometimes you need this you knowyeah i get it, my last month was pretty fucked up and i just want to get over it, running away from reality into alcohol and books like i always doYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12983733i missed checkin your dubs
>>12983734what book made you realize you could read drunk? reading drunk is pretty hardcore but if any book is a good fit for it its house of leaves iguess lol ive had the oppsite happen to me where i was reading to distract myself fromthe bottle and got pulled back in by w/e passage glorifying druknnennss
>>12983740I read House of Leaves stoned and it was the best, that textual maze in the middle is crazy
>>12983704what makes you say youre unable to talk? youre online and anon you can just say whatever you want to say you know plus youre drunk wtf isnt this why youre drinking? i get it because im a shitty boring mute irl but like shouldnt this boardbe the one space you canbeyourself in? who cares if you sound dumb im talkin about fucki S and getting thei9r frontman name wrong lol who cares, you can just say whatever tahtas the one sngle joy of being here you know? i m not going to reread this to make it into a coherent reply just so you know i may even keep babbling about nothingy ou should too you know?
hey psst you can sage btw if you want a little intimacy
>>12983740>what book made you realize you could read drunk? hell if i remember, i've been an alcoholic for almost 10 years now, and only stopped reading when i was sober, i read at least one book a day, if its longer than in two days, this is my neet hobby>reading drunk is pretty hardcorereally? i dont find it hard at all, same with writing, but its probably just because i've always done it, getting up and going to pee is way harder lol>if any book is a good fit for it its house of leaves iguess lolits incredibly good and booze makes the insane/supernatural parts even better, also its a pretty good english lesson since its not translated to my language, which i really needed>ive had the oppsite happen to me where i was reading to distract myself fromthe bottlewhen i quit drinking for a while i completely stopped reading, i just never had the motivation even though i enjoy it more than movies or games, and even if i tried to force myself i barely read a few pages before doing something else, while on alcohol i can read around a 70-100 (complete, HoL has a lot of almost empty pages so even more) pages an hour so i'll probably finish it today >>12983746i wish it was legal here, i dont wanna go to prison for more than a year like my fren for it>>12983760i guess im just shy even on alcohol, when you spend most of your time inside and only talk to anons in one or two sentences it makes your social skills totally dogshit lolbut i tried really hard with this post lmaoim just an autistic bookworm who has no idea how people irl talkYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>12983778im sorry aboutyou being analcoholic it really is a shitty expensive disease imkinda goinga ll out tonight with hopes itll cure me by tomorrow or something i keep doing the ritualistic 1st of the month full moon new moon thing hopingit'll work im actually really imprssed that youcan read while drunk enoguh to make it a habit like wtf thats the one thing i cant do if im not sober it has single handedly carried my sobrietyyou know you know you dont know how people talk but im struggling to be as interesting as you sound right now i bet you wont believeit and you ll be like nah this anon is flattering meyou konw who knows i wish i was that drunkenreader if i readdrunk i would read uhhhhhh who knows lewis carool thing about medieval philosophyand thing about hundred yearswarslolsike thats that alst thing i read whil.e drunk and didntget any of it damn i hope i sound so retarded you decided to put off the bottle for amount or two or four or six i want to live in a world where alcohlics arent glorified i want nice pure people to thrive so that people can be nice and pure in their image and uh yeah man im rereading whatyou wrote right now and reading one book per daywhile drunk just sounds like unrealistic booze shilling to me how do you even do it doyou readwords just to read words how the fuck do you do itgood god youre a writer too im not gonna askyou to show me your writing i get why its mebarssingand i get why it works writing is aloteasier drunk than reading i really dont know how you do it and find it fulfilling like what precentage of stuff do youremembe reading im really just writing off the cuff wright now i could be so much worse i cant believethis bottle is half empty alreadu i codlbe a million times worst uhhh uhhh man thats a lot of words you know l;ol im embarrassed but i bet youdont find it embarrassing at all for mysake its just wordsyou know? itsmbarrassingto me butit means nothign to you you know you can learn something from this maybe can you?
hey youc an just reply with whatever youg to on youw mind you know? why wasteyour imt esounding smart? why waste that boze being courteous you know?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLVCIg6F1HUYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12983829damn this was supposed to be sage not fortune lol tell teh guys backstage aplease
hey beauty you dont have to answer beauty you beauty i get you ok? im overjoyed that you said anuthign at all i enjyoed being ignored but i also enjoy beng a nexus for ignored people you know? it menas something to shtty me tghat my shitty thread attracted shitty you you know? (youre not shitty but i bet youenjoyed beingtold you suck or somrething hey if you like me i suck as much as you do you know how it works you do you)Your fortune: Better not tell you now
damni keep using fotunre instead of sage loluhh maybe this is signi need to go on my crosspath or w/e they call this yeah i wanna go on a painfulwalk where most of my lifeahppend or w/e w/e i dont fele like givin g allthe details right now lkets just say it happens between 3 and 30 lol doyo u see know doyou see what you soud like when youre drunk? you sound like a moron
i was kind of not hoping to have to talk to anyone but now that yore here hey im overjoyed i wanna keep hearing aboutyour drunkenadvetnures heye its not desperation i dont think it is at least desperation is making friends withte whatevr weir dloser you find atthe weirdwset bar in town you know thiks is not despeation i broadcast myself and you answered you know? but that makes it sound worse now youre ndebted to me givigin you an in to give you an out man this is ga chtrsit this is gay faggot shit i uhh its almost midnight ill drink as much as i can before midnight then go on my holy walk
man i missed this feeling i mssedwhenmy hiccups became meaningfuly aggressive nits not *hic* naymore its HYUJKK thgyere flasghing my pompoms for me the fangirls thosewhores man they wont eklavce me alone ist just hiccupts you frekas go away llim just a japanese guy hired byt he mob to have crazy har and pretedn to play guitar im just a dude you know?
>>12983810>im sorry aboutyou being analcoholicDon't be, after i went sober i choose to go back to it, it was just, better, and its still better. At least when i drink i do something other than sitting on my ass watching the days go by>i keep doing the ritualistic 1st of the month full moon new moon thing hopingit'll workEvery day is an opportunity, you don't have to wait but i kinda agree, first day of the month always should be a time for celebration>you dont know how people talk but im struggling to be as interesting as you sound right nowyou’re really nice and i mean it, I don’t see myself interesting but I’m glad I’m interesting to you> i want to live in a world where alcohlics arent glorifiedSame, I probably never would’ve gotten into it if I didn’t see it all the time… Though, I probably would have, just lateralcohol is dogshit, but being sober is also suffering, being drunk is the same except its enjoyable >and reading one book per daywhile drunk just sounds like unrealistic booze shilling to me how do you even do it >i really dont know how you do itLike I said I do it all the time, experience makes everything easy, if you can’t hold a pencil straight but still draw everyday eventually you’ll become a great artist, even if you’re drunk while doing it, its all about practice. Back then I used to read a single book for weeks lol, but once you get used to t its gonna be fine, then easy, after that even easier>butit means nothign to youIt means a lot to me actually, just the fact that you replied really warms my heart>you can learn something from this maybe can you?opening up lol, that’s for sure right nowYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
god damn i fogot to sagew again
>>12983874you're so pretty
>>12983856>uhh its almost midnight ill drink as much as i can before midnight then go on my holy walkits 5 am here, so i'm gonna go prepare my bed and get my laptop charged so i can read, but please be careful if you walking in this state and make sure at least someone who is near you know where you goYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12983877two same numbers!
>>12983874>experience makes everything easyi actually love the backwards reasoning of this where being in a subpar state leads to above average results i really wish i had lucekd into this rather than needing to be 100% to get anything done man i ve tried that so many times to get fuckedf up to get things going and things just get stunted man idk how you do ityou have a superpower to me even drawing like i coud say i was better when i was fucekd up but i was fuckedup because we gotpower outage and the only thing i could do was draw you know? man id love to take you to an artists cottage with me or something just rob you of wifi and phone and scren and force you to put pencil to paper on some shitty dollar store pad god this is so lurid and perverted yeah eyah write for me i'll make you put pebncuil to paper and welldo stuff like hours and hours and hours of stuff good god taht would be lovely i9n my cabin my uncle of uncles owned withthe deer legs tro^phied ont he wall? lmao id make you kiss the hoofs beofre yo can draw so you can cahnnel some spiritual shit man you know i saw something tha said like "live your life dontd ream your life " its very heavily paraphgrasehd but i gyuess thatsall i do but man i wann watchdream you dream kiss those dream hoofs and ream draw somethig dremalike yea i love writing garbage tats how i get my spark soothed you konw? it may be shyitposting but its stillposting to me god that shit feels good you know?
>>12983886good night thank you so much for your courteousness this fortune for you chuYour fortune: Bad Luck
id never thought about this before but i could force someone like you and subject them to my offline paperback library mm ok last reply im about to go on my route of cross or w/e they callthatshit in enlgish you know im pre england asw rulers you know? i got my euro loser language you know but i wont tell oyu what is is i bety ou can guess lol or can you?
good night thanks for joining my thread you were above perfect i know its bad luck to overpraise somebody but idc you get your charms and anulests and stuff youre an adult yo shuld know howto ward off inauspicious crap okay chu lol chu means kiss but like a kiss ona cheek like muah you know btuyoure a reader soy ou probably know already how a reader so smart u read bokes?lol that shitcaray cheers to all who still reads bok
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if this lea es a scar or a bloodstain im proablygoing to remember you forever good night anon write something for me will youom gplz
being drunk really is the closest ive come to a drewam where imlistening to a burned cd-r of an arist who mystifes me (in te oirigianl cricumstance it was deuitscejh amerkikan freudshcnast and in this one and irl its S the bandwhere japaanes guys pretend to be yankis for girls wjho flash pompomons that match the cokors f hteir favorite band mmember lol my favorite is yellow but donty tell s4s or my vowodokreers theyll think im gay( yo yo lol yo man yo this hist is retardewd im writing like a retarad can you you konw just pretend im up toi shit you know? just pretend im up to scuff just act like m a class act guy you know? just act cool act like im dapping ill hold my own okay you get me? good see ya mancini i got this i got da do rag i handle this shit leav e me be i know wehat i bed oing i do thisshit just eleave me be k wegood? thanks
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