tfw you're tired as shit and wanna go to bed but you can't stop thinking about otaku cock after watching some hot anime body pillow cumshot porn so you just stare at your computer like thisYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>13011547>>13011547>>13011547>>13011547>>>/p/leasedobetteribelieveinyou>>>/trash/Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>13011547>anime body pillow cumshot pornpost it
>>13011551pornhub.com > search up "anime body pillow" > production: homemade > Included categories: male solo > Excluded categories: anything female-related (except for body parts cause that'll filter out the good stuff) and Muscular menor if you just wanna skip all that cause you're lazy as fuck: https://www.pornhub.com/playlist/362676591Thank me later ;3
>>13011549oh sweet, a namefig. hello!
>>13011558>>13011558>>13011558>>13011558hello nicer |:^D>>13011558>>13011558>>13011558>>13011558Your fortune: Outlook good
>>130115561 viewBuy an ad op
>>13011579brochacho i'm literally living like kenny mccormick rn, i don't think that's even an option for me
>>13011585you don't have a cell phone?
girls are biologically programmed to crave itYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>13011587I got a flip phone from walmart if that countsbtw hello hello hi wassup hello hi :3
>>13011549follow your own advice
>>13011589You ain't wrong lol, hormones still get to me every now and then. it's just kinda frustrating when I get all gooner-brained, cause then I struggle to concentrate on anything elseI know damn well i'm gonna end up having some wet dreams about this later fr
>>13011591>>13011591>>13011591>>13011591elaborate Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>13011589Then what am I doing wrong they’ve never craved mine>>13011585Relatable
>>13011598i crave you
>>13011598you smell bad and use gamer words also i suspect you're a little kid
>>13011599I crave these doublesYour fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>13011598post cock on /hm/? i'll find something to like about it
>>13011617dishonorable mention
>>13011617hell on earth
>>13011623oh, you'll change your mind once i suck it till it gets hickeys everywhere to the point it looks like I took a black cock and put it on you, cutie <3
>>13011639yeah, no, see, you aren’t selling anyone on the black part
This thread sucks shit
>>13011639So you’re saying…that you can give me a bbc?
>>13011646
>>13011639that’s the only way you’d ever love me anyways, if I was black
>>13011650nukem’, truth!
>>13011650wow, what a good way to turn me off so quickly, I actually kinda needed that actuallyyou completely missed the point, I'm not even into bbc, it's always retarded sjw bitchy big tittied bimbos that are into that, and i fucking hate it, probably even more than that bitch callimara.I was literally just trying to tell you that idc what your cock looks like, I wanna see it and goon to it. (and don't say I won't like it, I'm the same chick that's into microdicks and chastity chages)Just post it and move on already so I can cum to it later, you're pissing off everyone else with your self-inflicted cuckold cockblock.
>>13011646more like she sucks dickYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>13011662if you wanna see a cock so bad there’s websites for that you dumb piece of apeshit filth
>>13011662this is a man pretending to be a woman i suspect
>>13011665this is a man who is not even pretending to be a woman he is just a faggot
>>13011662You’re a measly little anon to me, what the fuck do I care about turning you on or off or even what putrid depravity you get off to you fucking e-slut?Yeah I bet you wanna see my fucking cock. You can’t even tell me the fucking point anyways. Fuck what you need, whore
>>13011664what the fuck did you think i even make this thread for? I know where to get my shit, there's entire threads of just cock on /hm/ all the time (and I love it, don't get me wrong). I just wanna see his in particular really badly rn :3
>>13011669no one cares you parasocial fucker how about you complete a fun exercise set of shoving a saw up your anus 10-12 reps
>>13011665>>>/soc/35132993 will this change your mind?
this better be a faggot larping as a goonette because this will send me to genocidal levels of misogyny
>>13011671how can anyone find that body type attractive i puked all over myself at the sight of seeing such a disheveled foid and i saw satan peeking at me through the flesh lips
>>13011668>>13011672fuck yeah im a whore, idec if I got a low body count, I wanna raise it by fucking every incel on the god damn planet, starting with you sexy.Bet you wanna tie me up and rape my little whore pussy, huh big boy? you wanna pound me to teach me a lesson? <3
>>13011672murder becomes a habit
>>13011673the devil is a woman and women are vile hellspawn
>>13011674oh okay you’re a bonnie blue larp and you grew up taking turns getting fucked by the men your mother brought in as a child
>>13011672why, you want me to peg you like i am a faggot, cutie? ;)
>>13011676thank the lord i chose to seek my women in men
>>13011678you replied to the same post twice lmao desperate rapist, its men’s mental health month it’s time to make the board aware that men get raped too
>>13011674exhibitionist bitch, you’re just erping on 4cuck trying to lead me on just to humiliate me, you take me for a fool like any other useless man succumbed to lust, you wouldn’t even be able to get me horny nor hard and this conversation will lead nowhere, riddance to you
>>13011677 oh god, I can already imagine you getting tied up while i give you the roughest handjob you've ever had in your life~you think you'd wanna be my little cumslave big boy?
>>13011671proof that its you?
>>13011680good~, I happen to be into that anyways (well actually I'm more into being groped by creepy guys, but you get the idea. ;) )
>>13011681you are a beautiful being and you embody the spirit of a kind holy man i support you wholeheartedly in the fight against lust we shall slay this succubus my brethrenYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>13011685yeah let’s spit roast this bitch while dressed as girls that would really show these foids what’s really good
>>13011682who the fuck would want a rough handjob when you can just wrap rope and sandpaper around your cock lol women are useless
>>13011686youve lost me i have no interest in being in the vicinity of any foid, it seems you have capitulated to lust , sorry i couldn’t save you
>>13011662fine, only cuz you keep asking for it
>>13011684god i wish you would rape me
>>13011681stubborn i see..Well I ain't gonna give up on you cutie. you might not think so, but this whole thread's actually getting me really wet, i think I might end up being in the mood for another goon sesh by the time this thing gets archived~Oh baby, just please let me see that beautiful cock, please~?
>>13011690church is open on sunday friend
>>13011688Lust? I am acting out of righteousness when I tell you women need correction
>>13011694correction through lust is a fault of man
>>13011692I sense a stale sense of sadness from your hollow ai tier pervbabble, we shall speak no more
>>13011698who are you to tell me of faults when you know naught of wrong or right
>>13011700but we do know right from wrong because the woman eve wrongfully gave us knowledge
>>13011673she looks cute
>>13011702is cute an acronym for curdling ulcers time enraged
>>13011694Oh trust me sweetheart, the only thing that needs fixing is your fear that you think you're not good enough for me when infact you're more than good enough. I'll clarify: Most foid sluts don't even lower their standards anymore, they always seek out the unrealistic expectation of what the "ideal male body" is (they think all males should look like those buff pornstars or movie actors and shit) then get pissy when the guy doesn't look like twhat they want, calls them an incel and puts them through public ridicule for the stupidest reasons imaginable (even lying about being assaulted in some cases just to trash on them more), then decides to settle on bbc because they can't find their fantasy chad guy anywhere because he's made up by the porn industry. It's genuinely infuriating, and I see why you all think I don't want you. But I do, and you can deny it all you want, but I love love LOVE incels, especially the chubbier ones and the otakus. Not only are they free game and virgins (most of them at least), but there's so many out there that if I wanted to, I could gather a bunch of them up and have a whole gangbang orgy with all of them. Plus they don't over-rely on their appearance as a status symbol because they don't have that advantage, which in turn makes them more honest about how they truly feel on the inside, and once they actually get into a relationship, that honesty makes them the best partner you've ever had in your entire life. If it makes any of y'all feel any better, I actually did date an incel last year, and he was one of the sweetest and cutest guys I ever met--in fact, the only thing that made us break up was that he lived in a different state than me, and we were struggling to make it work. He's much happier now from what I heard, and has a new gf that loves him as much as I, and I hope they have a good life together.Maybe my incel fetish is just a side effect of me being attracted to YandereDev and shit, but idc anymore, i love it
>>13011715TL;DR: Women only like BBC because they're pissed off that the average guy doesn't look like Tony Stark or Bradd Pitt or something, so then they blame the men rather than their own high ass standards of a man's apperance. Incels are superior as the sexual partner whether anyone wants to admit it or not.
>>13011702hehe thanks :3c
>>13011715grok gpt generate me a paragraph written by a dumbfuck whore that will appeal to 4chan virgins on the double
>>13011715based
>>13011715grokgpt i have a savior complex fetish and think that its hot to house virgins in my hotel vagina
>>13011701So every woman I’ve ever had the slightest notion of affection for is in the right for being blacked sluts who never even gave me a chance, because indecent people deserve pussy whilst a life of decency earned me nothing but misery. Youre telling me this is right?What website is this again?Lole>>13011715You’re pandering and I don’t even want someone who’s ever dated before either. The most you’d get out of someone like me is nothing more than me using you as a means to cum just for the sake of a spike in momentary dopamine. I don’t respect you at all
>>13011728the concept of what people do and do not deserve is a thought process conceived by man and subjective to all men, we do not inherently deserve anything because it is a concept beyond our biology
>>13011729You speak on what the fuck you deserve after you’ve done everything I did you fucking nigger
>>13011731what did you do?
>>13011731error: spergspeak translation functions down
>>13011734what difference would it make if I typed it all out for you now, but no you don’t deserve that either
>>13011737yes that’s true, he dos not inherently deserve that
>>13011721...I see. And since WHEN have you found better options for sex?Do you have any idea how long it's taken to find that incel porn, to sift through thousands upon thousands of videos, images, and gifs of Stacey fantasy bs crap that floods these porn sites all the time? Do you even realize how hard it is to get people to believe that this desire I have for you is real?You don't, because you can't comprehend that a woman is actually attracted to you for once, and that lack of comprehension turns into fear of actually feeling something other than misery, and that manifests as your angry hateful messages that you post to try and show your dominance.Men like you always whine about not getting laid all the time, yet when the opportunity for that is finally in your presence, you become weary, frightened even. It's almost as if something inside you is subconsciously cock-blocking you from the whorish behavior you desperately crave, whether you'd want to admit it or not. I can't say I blame you, I used to react with a similar anger a lot as a kid, having meltdowns the likes of which you haven't seen before, because deep down, I was scared that I was unlovable, even when the adults in my life manipulated me into believing otherwise. Much like how you all are afraid of dying as virgins.But regardless, I am attracted to all your virgin incel cocks, and YOU.. should consider taking my offer like the cute little incels you are.
>>13011729this.
Yeah you obviously wouldn’t know what the fuck you’d deserve when youve done Jack shit to entail any of that you fucking plebeian fodder
I don’t deserve to know any better either yet here the fuck I am LOL
>>13011745no one wants to fuck you aside from the fags on soc so go fuck your way back there or better yet return to reddit
>>13011745why the fuck would I want something from someone who’s had all the better fucking options already?Oh that’s right, you lack the capacity to know anything but your own stupid fucking feelings, and guess what, that fear is right, you are unlovable, hence your past of lust you used fucking skank. What I’m trying to tell you is that this conversation is fucking futile when you’re unable to know empathy anyways. Say how much you’re sooo attracted all you want, your kind repels me. I’m not taking anything considering you have NOTHING to offer.
i actually think virginity is beautiful and wouldnt mind dying as a virgin
You don’t mind dying a virgin until you live as a hateful incel, but again tell me a better duo than posters on 4chan and ignorance
>>13011751So you sharing that dick pic or what? Cause I ain't waiting all day.
>>13011756doesn't apply to you then, feel free to move on.
>>13011755>why the fuck would I want something from someone who’s had all the better fucking options already?lol you really believe i'm even remotely close to a chad's standards. Not even close, and I'm aware of that, which is another reason why I love incels. I think chads are uncanny as hell anyways.Oh, and did i forget to mention I used to be a springtrap fangirl when it was extremely looked down upon? Maybe that should give you more context of my situation.
>>13011755Also, do you seriously think projecting is going to hide your fear? if anything, this whole post proves my point. You even named yourself "hate" just to seem like you genuinely do hate it, it's amusing to me.that's kinda hot actually I can fee myself getting wet rn. maybe one day we should meet up and fuck for real. How does that sound? ;)
>>13011768>>13011745>>13011715>>13011692>>13011681
>>13011780you're right, cause it's hot to me.
>>13011755its part and parcel of being a whore
>>13011782i should pity you for the way you were brought up and the unconcealed trauma you exhibit with every word
>>13011755>fearProjection dubsProbably has a small cock too that's where the fear stems from. Did you know that women like their breast touched? You don't have to be so naieve to think that you could never please a woman doofus
>>13011797>Probably has a small cock toofuck, that would be hot as hell. A little manclit that would fit nicely in a chastity cage~Such a shame he won't even post it though, if I wasn't interested in seeing it then, I surely am now.Come on hate.anon, you know what you gotta do.
>>13011797“yeah dude women love to get fucked it’s just in their nature yeah dude so you should be a rape ape monkey it’s my life goal to promote good behavior because i was raped and liked it”
>>13011803
>lmao the short guy has a small cock
>>13011810fuck off dude, I want hate.'s dick, not a fucking pic of a sex change operation. I don't even like trannies dude.
>>13011737lmao
>>13011814
>>13011814apologize to your mother and father for me, i know they are absent so you can do it in a letter
>>13011812ooh, dwarf and a manclit? now that's fucking sexy.
sometimes I want recognition but I tend to forget humanity at large are just a bunch of niggers
>>13011816... you know what? I give up, i'm just gonna stress myself out to the point of another mental episode again. I can explain to you a million times that I do find the rejects of society attractive despite what liberal foids on tiktok think about them, but no matter what I say, in the end you're never gonna listen and you're just gonna keep doing this to yourself and then wondering why you never got laid in the first place. I'm just gonna hop off the thread and smoke some weed while waitng for this thing to archive, but before I go, I'll say one last thing: Don't come crying to me when every other woman rejects you for bbc and porn-star bodybuilder fantasies they will never reach, because whether you like it or not, I'm actually willing to fuck you when noone else will. I love you, hate.anon. but I know I can't fix a self sabatoger. I will not help you cockblock yourself to death.Goodbye, untill we meet again. <3
>>13011835youre going to be driven to a mental episode because a guy doesn’t want to fuck you? jesus chirst the neurosis on you lmao you are so fucked ill pray for you
Bitch u dumb as fuck
This bitch thinkin she can just bitch me like I sat on my ass and accomplished nothing for the past 10 yearsNigga yall gotta catch up
>>13011837Nah, I got BPD so it happens whenever I get too stressed about something (eg. whenever an argument online escalates to a point beyond manageable). Sometimes I end up doing shit I'll regret later when it happens, and I feel like total crap afterwards. I like smoking weed cause it helps with managaing my stress, or at least calming me down and elevating my mood afterwards.I'm considering getting a medical card so I can buy my own shit (I'm underage in my state, but am elligible for medical, I just need to get tested to see which strains benefit me the most.)Maybe I'm being an idiot about these guys, cause I think getting them high too might help them a bit with the whole anxiety about rejection thing.Yeah, I think that'd be lovely actually.. Just a smoke sesh with a chick and a bunch of dudes in a hotel room, just having a good time.Actually fuck it, you wanna just derail this post so that it at least ends on a good note? I think all of us deserve a good laugh rn.
>>13011854now you’re using bpd as an excuse holy shit you are literally the most run of the mill whore ever even down to your aesthetics you are not unique or interesting in anyway possible and so you have to seek out esex to feel accomplished? holy shit you are hilarious
U think u can just sit here and horny post just cause u wield a pussy bitch the fuck
my asshole is just begging for some bbc
>>13011856Nah actually, i'm saying it's not anyone's particular fault, i've been dealing with some outside stress too (mostly interpersonal crap and shit that's admittedly my fault). Doesn't help that I've been sexually frustrated for the past few days cause of my period fucking with my hormones and shit, so yeah, overall crappy week anyways. Sorry that I was such a bitch to you all btw, I tend to lash out at people whenever I get pissed off (don't matter if it's justified or not), but I honestly shouldn't have lashed out at you guys. Y'all are cool, just y'all don't really take a liking to me much, and I took it personally, so yeah, you guys were right to get pissed at me. My bad everybody.And yeah, you're right, I do need to get laid again, After all the crap from this week I think getting a good ol pounding might soothe my nerves. <s>If only i didn't have such a fucking prude for a mom...</s>Anyways. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFDOSq6Wxa0
Man idgaf fuck y’all
Stupid fucking bitch get fucked yeah that’ll solve all of the problems in the world if u putrid lesser women just have some fucking sex bc that’s all your disgusting holes are good for you rancid sacks of shit fuck you I hate your kind more than niggers
this is nice board
>>13011892this is loev board
>>13011894
HOLY DUBS?!!? WHAT THE FUCK????Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>13011887awe, he's kinda like zooble :3c except not a tranny tumblr potatohead parody with a mentally unwell weeb gfI'm gonna miss him, he kinda made me smile. :(
>>13011882yeah of course your mother is a prude otherwise how the fuck could you have ended up like this you dumb cunt
>>13011778Idk why everyone hating on you u seem pretty chill
>>13011806>i was raped and liked itAny male can keep a woman's heart, only a real man can keep a woman's mind. That's why you gotta learn the game. Sorry I don't make the rules I just live by them.
>>13011960Look, he said woman’s heart and mindLmao
>>13011957chill or not chill, you people don’t deserve a good time since I can’t have it either, are you stupid or something
>>13012010Nice ragebait
>>13012009It's just terms men will understand. In reality it's more like pp strength and financial strength. I was just trying to give you hope but you seem to understand you are fucked. Maybe try liking men?
namefigs you want to load into a cannon
>>13012075you obviously don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about either, it’s all about social clout, but it’s not like I’m expecting you to know much about anything worldly considering you’re a retard living under a rock
>>13012089Social clout<Wrong. Think about it if you had a woman you could get her pregnant and start your own society. As the father you would be at the top of this society you have made. You are fucming dumb.
>>13012104LOLE? Start a society?in this economy? in this world?being ran by who again???You’re not even humorous
why have women when I can have huge nigger dicks in my ass lole
>>13012110All I hear is excuses. Remember everyone ends up where they want to be so you choose to be like this.
>>13012123It’s pointless to reply to retards like thisSome people just love to be miserable and argue lol it’s pathetic
>>13012127cannon
>>13012123Lole, I should,be a succesful and accomplished and lauded distinguished musician and artist, it’s not my fault the industry has blackballed me and shadowbanned everything I’ve ever done so I have no choice but to be bitched around by my family who treats me like I’m the bottom of the barrel unable to function. It is not my fault at all for doing everything to have avoided a life like mine, but it happened anyways, and here you are trying to gaslight me otherwise, saying I’m trying to excuse anything like I don’t ruminate over the extinction of humanity every sleeping and waking moment. Lole all in good humor? No not anymore
dami'm a neet virgin i would've shown my cock ;-;
>>13012247You have to be a 5th degree witch to get into the music industry. You can't even hurt a dog so again you are where you want to be. You don't want to have sex with women thua you stay a child to your parents so again you are where you want to be. Raging on the internet to a captive audience instead of trying to build anything. I'd say it's pathetic but you already know that so the real question is what comes next for you?
>>13012290Being in the music industry and making good music arent mutually exclusive. I’ve already made what I needed to create, it’s not my fault you plebeians can’t appreciate anything decent. Yeah I already know what I need to know, something you wouldn’t know about. Fool.
i'm not reading over a hundred posts can i get a quick summary why this thread blew up like it did thanks
>>13012381schizophreniaYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>13012351I know that you are delusional and getting taken advantage of because of your self inflicted situation. Also if you think you know everything you need to then you are the fool who has stopped learning, scum. Have fun cleaning up that dog shit
>>13012381egirl (?) tried to get incel to post cock
>>13012391Annnnd Here you are trying to reprimand me for being a responsible caretaker. Find solace you haven’t been pushed beyond capacity you ingrateful fucking niggerToo bad you’re incapable of distinguishing dog shit and anything you’ll ever fucking know, you’re lower than shit you stinky brown turd, I should shove you in a plastic bag and throw you in the garbage because I’m oh so fucking responsible now
>>13012398I'm just pointing out how much of what you complain about is your own doing. Your confusion is entertaining to me and I like to see how much you will squirm to keep it going you short dick little faggot.
check out this teto guyshttps://youtu.be/SIrZIuUX-t0
>>13012403Then might i point out you have no credibility or validity on anything you say or think because uhh where are we again? A shitposting board on 4chan? Fuck do you know about anything I’ve ever done or do. You think you told me something, pfft
>>13012411you are a bad person and no one likes you
>>13012413Yes, yes, and I shall revel in the sentiment, it brings me great joy
>>13012417what's up with thatwhy don't you just kill your dog and go to prison if that's your attitude
>>13012421I’d kill more than a pathetic dog who deserves salvation from the burden of life to go to prison, but what more do I expect from a slop eating doll fucker trying to tell me anything about attitude? Just stop before you make me laugh any further
>>13012423maybe if you had a doll gf you wouldn't be so angryyou'd probably choke her out and snap her neck though so don't waste your money
>>13012411All I know is what you yell into the void. It's ironic how you can claim the moral high ground against me here on "a shitposting board" when you yourself are here. Every post you make seethes with pent up virgin rage and I am here for that exact reason. Please continue to make a ruckus because even when you think I have left, I will be here, waiting, lurking for the next morsal of yourself you continue to drop. We are not so different and that is what you fail to realize so you cannot lie to me.
>>13012430he said he's 31 do you think he inverted the numbers and he's actually 13like who gets left home alone with a dog and $20 to spend aside from little kids
>>13012428I have 8 fumos and you’re trying to speak on having dolls, and you wanna talk about wasting money when you can’t even properly draw a face on your disgusting fucklump of fodder for a landfill you call a fucking doll. LOL>>13012430Blah blah fucking blah you’re only typing because you think you’re telling me something buts it nothing other than a selfish imposition about what you think it ought to be. Futile, im done, a terrible experience just like any other vapid moment I’ve wasted in this shithole
>>13012462what's wrong with her face
>>13011577>>13011677>>13011688>>13011699>>13011700>>13011722>>13011766>>13011900>>13011911>>13012411tfw you're tired as shit and wanna go to bed but you can't stop thinking about dubs
