My pretend wife doesn't want to fuck because she's afraid that my enormous pene will hurt too much
I can only imagine that the only purpose to put an mlp movie in cinemas was to cash in on bronies.Your fortune: Outlook good
lolei once pretended i had a smal penis and then ur mom succed its jaw outtaplaceYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>13015966ur dick has a jaw?how do I do thisYour fortune: Better not tell you now
that sucks bro
i'd assume it's actually because they aren't realYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>13015819did u explain to ur pretend wife that ur gigantic pneis was pretend too
>>13015819Get rid of her immediatelyYour fortune: Very Bad Luck