Why do americans microwave their water?
>>13015876It literally energizes your water, and that's scientific fact.
>>13015876I don't microwave my water because I'm afraid of bad enegry
>>13015876Americans aren't likely to have electric kettles unless they're really into making tea or coffee at home, our home electric grid is 120V so electric kettles are slow as hell, microwaving is much faster.
y u no haz kettle lolYour fortune: Bad Luck
Why does the Federation replicate their water?
literally no one:americans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVnlD_eQWRI
Why do Americans put their shoes in the refrigerator
>>13015876Why do Europeans play on American servers?
Why do Americans wear shoes around the house and sleep in shoes, are you fucking idiots?
Maybe they only show this in the movies, but sometimes it certainly looks ridiculous when they show a person lying on a sofa in big, thick shoes.
>>13016785You gotta stay ready so you don't have to get ready
i heard the cost of gas cost more so if its pussible to microwave stuffs they would do that instead thoughbeit
is it tru american juggaloes sometimes microwave their faygo because they think this gives it sexual powers?
>>13016793Cost more ha why do you think we took over Venezuela. Just googled it and our price is about half of what you pay >>13016793
>>13016801I can fuck 4 fat girls at a time when I'm clowning!Your fortune: Bad Luck
eurofag here, i usually boil my water in a kettle but when i had a cold, my dad told me to microwave a glass of cold juice from the fridge if i'm really thirsty so that i don't have to wait for the water to boil then cool downYour fortune: Average Luck
>>13016814Do you own a car?