the notion of having slow or fast days is insolent considering there are only ever 24 hours in a day

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>>13015907
oh no no no no... are those... GIRL FEETS?! AAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!! god I want to suck those toes so bad they're sexy as fuck oh no I'm gonna coom so badly bros I can feel it feet feet feet FEEEEEEETSIES I can't take this anymore I have to confess! I LOVE dirty soles soles so much but if I lick them then they become clean!! those SUCKABLE toes!! those LICKABLE soles!!! WHY god, how can you be so cruel!!! this isn't fair, the laws of the UNIVERSE aren't fair!!!! I can SMELL the sweet stench through my monitor!!! harken unto my request milady, I pray thee, spare me but a single SNIFF! I LOVE dirty, stinky, smelly girlfeets so much that my favorite video game is dark soles!! all females should be barefoot by LAW!!! we must cultivate superior cuisine through years of FEET fermentation!!!! the moldy calluses on GIRLFEETS shalt be harvested in powder form via nail filers for the consumption of foot connoisseurs as fine garnish!!!!! this is a rally-cry for all foot chads to RISE up!!! feets! feets!! stinky!!! smelly!!!! sweaty!!!!! GIRLFEETS!!!!!! only by walking barefoot through every environment for MONTHS can the finest aroma, the finest flavors, be harvested!!!! and afterwards, I will glaze her pristine FEET with my man-milk! my baby-batter!! my pearly white cum-frosting!!! I'll cover up her entire feet in my GLOP, from the bottom of her soles to her ankles!!! and then!! and then!!!!! DESSERT!!!!! there's nothing weird about it!!!! dessert is NATURAL after the main course!!!! only the most patrician gourmets can appreciate the PINNACLE of fine-dining!!!!! I'll clean off those emasculate feets until they're SPOTLESS!!!!! oh no no no no... it's HAPPENING!!!! I'm being mind-broken by stinky, smelly GIRLFEETS!!!!! I'm... going... insane... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!




Your fortune: Bad Luck

Fast news day?

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>13015918
news4vip

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>>13015907
yee

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lole
high as hecc on le green plant?

>>13015907
No, finished a display stand, I drove two hours this morning, filled up at Costco, bought 200 groceries at king soopers, cooked and ate lunch then had my oil changed. In an hour I have to do the two hour drive again.

>>13016014
Good job anon, perhaps I’m just recovering from getting some stuff done yesterday

Every day is a slow day for you because you never go outside, Josh. :^)

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>13016019
that's not true. Days are nothing

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>>13015907
I don't mind slow days if it's with people like you

>>13016088
slow dubs

>>13015915
only if ur boring, my days are either skiped on mere seconds or stretched to infinity