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I pledge allegiance to the female population of /s4s/. I will see to it that each and every one of you precious dames is protected and served justice every day.

Regularfemcel-chan as well as Riku-chan are two of the most brilliant shining beacons of great femininity that have ever spawned from this board whom must be cherished; they represent the freedom of all us /s4s/ers.

I consider it my greatest and highest honour to serve on the front lines for the sake of all of you delightful madams. I will ensure that no raper, killer, pedophile, pervert, luster, creeper, tranny, or otherwise vile and awful abuser or evil man will ever bring harm to this beautiful populace. Ever. Again.

There is no need to cut yourself or reduce yourself to a worthless, doomed whore any longer. I will grant you all peace and allow you to reclaim your solemnity which was ravaged from you.

I am the greatest protector of all /s4s/ galcitizens. Please, place your trust in me. Have faith in me to be your guide. I will be the fantastic light that leads you young, lost maidens to paradise. I will take responsibility over your lost, tainted yet wholly pure souls - and administer divine and sacred healing and armour.
Each of you, as precious and meek as a little sheep in a flock, yet as melodic and radiant as an echoing angel.

I, your humble shepherd boy, your strongest and most loyal soldier, dedicate my life to steering you all into eternal comfort through this seemingly endless night.

Praise be to /s4s/ and all of its girl inhabitants. To a higher society. A great nation reborn.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13017170
Based
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>>13017170
Simp, luck proves it
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i read somewhere they banned Regularfemcel but tthat turned out to be a lie
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>>13017190
most bans only last three days
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>>13017189
I'll give you some handicap out of kindness. I'll finish this with my left hand only.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13017207
this guy dies in 3 hits and isnt recruitable kuso game
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>>13017215
Take it easy. I saw you at the train already. If I wanted you dead, you'd still be eyes crossed at the train, sleeping beauty.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13017229
what kind of a man gets solod by a girl in a wheelchair
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>>13017235
Tch. What an annoying brat.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13017238
why are you in a public restroom
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>>13017238
It's okay pretty boy, post your insta
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>>13017170
The bavi trailer simp alliance.
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>>13017244
You're stepping on people without regret, just to pursue your own endeavours!

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Riku is a tranny
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>>13017266
Do you even know why this bullet has your name written on it?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13017194
I got a 30 day vacation for complaining about my neighbor's dog.
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>>13017266
>>13017277
Dubs!
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>>13017275
>>13017275
>>13017275
>>13017275
>>13017275
>>>/r/ekt
>>13017275
>>13017275
>>13017275
>>13017275


Your fortune: Average Luck
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I'm sure one of them likes your autistic rizz
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>>13017289
I know I do. OP is making me wet and now I want to namefig
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>>13017170
great post OP.
*sip*

there's only one foid i could marry.
and wife up to please my God.
she's a ringer.
a mind stinger.
like a bell.
i was denied by men of this earth.

i'm a child of divorce.
the ugliest kind.
i watched it all turn to shit.
but i kept going.
(god bless the guitars and the people who play them)

*sip*

anywhoo....


the windows are rolled down...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HzSgdNjZB9w

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>13017277
i got one of those
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>>13017290
you have to be a girl :/
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>>13017298
But my bussy is dripping wet rn
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>>13017293
amos lee.
windows are rolled down.


simply the best.

*sip*

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13017293
comforter?

*sip*

sent.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>13017305
just very nice stuff.


if i could write 'em like that i would.

i just chew bubble gum.

techno bubble gum.

real time anime.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13017293
>>13017305
>>13017312
You actually don't have it? Unbelievable! You just gotta do everything by yourself here, do you? It would serve you well to put a bullet in your head right here, right now... ...But I'm a nice guy. I'll do it later. Now I'll have to find some other way. Bye.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13017318
lmfao!

you are just priceless!

the gloves the hat.

top shelf post.

cheers.

today is vodka day.

have a little sip won't you.

i'll be rocking Mahogany Rush in the headphones for the rest of the day.

you're alright OP.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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congratulations, you’ve managed to out cringe your first series of posts.
Truly the saviour of /s4s/
And they said summer was a myth!
LOLE
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>>13017371
lore was updated.

*sip*

wish is the savior.

get with the times gramps.

sheesh.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13017371
Newfig (  ̄- ̄)
Beloved fuchu was here for months
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>>13017244
the dubs alliance
>>13017266
this post is dubs
>>13017277
you got a set of dubs
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have you masturbated when ur fully covered in blood?
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>>13017170
sorry chud, this is real life, pedophiles get the adult woman.
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>>13017185
>>13017278
Post your picture you ugly fat pathetic piece of bird shit
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>>13017170
Fucking cringe.
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>>13017788
dumb frogposter dubs
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>>13017791
Kill yourself, kike loving pedophile
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>>13017170
Excellent post
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>>13017788
double double
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>>13017238
I hope this is womens bathroom you are posing in. For delightful madams to recognise you strength and the will to protect, go in no- pants next time. The strength is also measured in the length of you phimosis.
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>>13017389
mr. fuchu-kun was a bot... don't tell my it's real!
>>13017434
yeah i thought it was that guy too
do you know any of his handles? i've seen him multiple times, though mostly on /b/

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>13017170
they wont let you hit bro
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>>13017170
Goober



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