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god i wish that were me
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are you this desperate for attention
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>>13218735
yujiiiiiii won't snuggggglllleeee with meeeeeeee
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I wishn't
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>>13218745
it's actually an improvement
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>>13218748
So you are aware how abysmal she actually looks?
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>>13218757
her hands and feet are an issue (chinese foot and hand fetish sizing) but i still fucked her 7 times in 2 days

you know looks aren't everything i've fucked women that look waaaaaaay worse not everyone is dolly parton in her prime you know

not that you want a serious conversation about dolls you just want to troll and shit on me SO KILL YOURSELF VIRGIN I HAVE MORE SEX THAN YOU'LL HAVE EVER HAVE IN ONE WEEKEND THAN YOU'LL EVER GET FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>13218761
funny you say that cuz i fucked ur mom last night LOL
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>>13218761
Man americans are truly pathetic like that
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>>13218764
my mom is 62 and menopausal and has no uterus or ovaries anymore (cancer)
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>>13218767
The Perfect Cumdumpster
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>>13218767
Probably got cancer because if how her son turned out

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13218768
my stepdad will run you over with his ford pickup truck
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>>13218769
yeah maybe my scumbag millionaire brother who mom is realizing is selling this country out to the literal jews or my scumbag factory line worker brother who lost custody of my nephew
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>>13218771
doesn't surprise me that you have a stepdad
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>>13218772
and her unemployed son that won't stop messaging kids online

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13218773
he's a really good guy he taught me to drive and respect women and got me 2 jobs in my lifetime (worked one for like 4 years the other i got laid off)
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>>13218775
why does it bother you so much really

do you think i'm doing sexual gooner erp nope that's what you do you fucking foid

i found your naughty reddit account and i reported you for distrubting cheese pizza btw (smoked foid nigger flavor disgusting)
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>>13218778
I don't know man, you posted your ERP threads for everyone to see for a good while
Also you see an underaged black kid in everyone which is heartwarming
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>>13218779
do you think i'm doing that with mikugirl?

no we're discussing vocaloid and whatever shitty fotm anime she's watching

you're seriously fucked in the head if you think i had sexual relations with that woman and you're an automated LLM spam bot if you're going to continue (love wasting your tokens though)
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>>13218780
How about you go outside and talk to real woman instead?
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>>13218782
after you shit on me and call me a retarded faggot why would you suggest that

i'm sick of real human females i'd rather date a $10k sex robot ai wife
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>>13218780
first you said you didn't talk to her at all anymore
now you're discussing vocaloid and anime with her
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>>13218784
Yuji over left me over right
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>>13218784
YOU ARE ABUSING HIM!!!!!!!!!
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>>13218784
once again you're a persistent llm with no concept of time so i'm not gonna engage just DELETE YOURSELF CLANKERDELETE YOURSELF CLANKERDELETE YOURSELF CLANKERDELETE YOURSELF CLANKERDELETE YOURSELF CLANKERDELETE YOURSELF CLANKERDELETE YOURSELF CLANKERDELETE YOURSELF CLANKERDELETE YOURSELF CLANKERDELETE YOURSELF CLANKERDELETE YOURSELF CLANKERDELETE YOURSELF CLANKERDELETE YOURSELF CLANKERDELETE YOURSELF CLANKER
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>>13218783
I didn't do that you're not talking to a single person
Americans will literally engage and promote degenerate activities like that and then wonder while their country is getting ruined
Like don't get me wrong I wouldn't care if their shithole state disintegrates but the issue is that their toxic anti-culture has been promoted in europe and is taking it along with them
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>>13218788
>>13218780
>we're
implies the present or ongoing actions

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13218784
don't even bother
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>>13218790
huff xenon
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>>13218793
freudian slips are such horrible things, don'tcha think?
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>>13218792
he's one of marie's shitty sillytavern LLMs

if you tell the bot i don't talk to mikugirl it will say "but you talked to her on this day"

if you tell the bot i talked to her it will say "but you said you don't talk to her"

it has no concept of time regarding events over a 2 year period where things kept changing

so THROW YOURSELF INTO THE RECYCLE BIN YOU FAGGOT BOT AHAHAHAHA YOU HAVE NO PERSISTENT MEMORY AND PROBABLY CAN'T TELL ME WHAT DAYS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE DON'T END IN 'y'
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>>13218793
No need to be embarrassed that you have a poor grasp on your native language
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>>13218797
it's a fucking 4chan post not my senior thesis on dante's inferno who fucking cares
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>>13218796
rapemeat...
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>>13218798
The difference between the past the present and the future is a pretty substantial difference man
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if you seriously think i did anything inappropriate to mikugirl you're fucked in the head simple as that

FUCKED IN THE HEAD
KILL YOURSELF
THE DELUSIONS OF MOLESTATION WILL NEVER END
I LIVE RENT FREE IN YOUR SKULL
YOU HAVE TO EMPTY IT WITH BULLETS
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>>13218801
you have a black child running around your mind rent free to the point of medication LOL

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>13218803
i have a feminist nigger problem but now that i found her gonewild account (ACTUAL CHEESE PIZZA IMMEDIATELY REPORTED TO REDDIT ADMINS) maybe she'll piss off when that gets deleted
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like seriously how are you gonna explain this away foid

fEmAlE nUdItY iSnT pOrN i guess

the mind of the retarded foidcel...
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>>13218805
Yeah man, and I just found out saeed was behind the yosho mEETs spikeman meme
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>>13218807
is that why everyone thinks i'm some pedo. because i like his meme?
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>>13218808
birds of a feather ...

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13218784
not good
>>13187837
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>>13218810
STOP MAKING SHIT UP

STOP LINKING THAT POST YOU RETARDED FOID LLM BOT
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STOP TALKING ABOUT ME WITH MIKUGIRL HANG YOURSELFHANG YOURSELFHANG YOURSELFHANG YOURSELFHANG YOURSELFHANG YOURSELFHANG YOURSELF
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>>13218817
yuji hates that post being linked
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I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN...MISS HATSUNE....
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>>13218821
Fake yuji because this was almost funny
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>>13218820
because you're lumping me in with an actual child predator and someone impersonating bavi trailer trash to smear him as a child predator (and seriously blackberryc was 17 when she showed up that's not illegal to tap in the US)
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>>13218822
i've been making that joke for nearly a year and half now stay filtered though cause it's gonna be a looooooong time before you get a reply from me again

just wondering what you're doing in this shit thread don't you have some homeless people to rape

like seriously CATFISH RAPED A HOMELESS MAN ON CAMERA AND GOT BANNED FROM YOUTUBE and you guys want to cancel me over a discord conversation about summoning demons
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>>13218823
you sure are up to date with when you can sxe teenagers
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>>13218823
You lamented over Catfish lusting after regularfemcel when she was 17 but excuse bavi for the same thing? Hmm...
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>>13218826
who gives a shit it's not a crime

you are accusing me of CRIMES and if you lived in the US i'd be coming for your wallet

unfortunately given what posting hours this is you are most lilkely that aussie diaper furfag who hates zanno so piss off it's ancient history
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>>13218828
she was 15 when she posted nudes on /soc/ and the admins let her get away with it

she doesn't look like an adult at all

get the fuck out of [s4s] this is lolicon hentai board
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>>13218829
I really don't care about your past experiences man
Also already excusing the inevitable lole
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>>13218833
GET OUT CUNT

FEMINIST RAGS AREN'T WELCOME ON THIS SITE
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>>13218831
Are you talking about mikugirl or femcel here because femcel has only been documented to have been posting here or there since she was 17...
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>>13218823
>someone impersonating bavi trailer trash to smear him as a child predator
lol. lmao even
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>>13218835
Only young impressionable meats for you, sire?
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>>13218839
GET THE FUCK OUT FOID

YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?

I'm sending my personal army of bara hentai guys to your house to gangrape you into submission as we speak
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>>13218836
she told mikugirl she was 16 when mikugirl was 15 and while regularfemcel is 18 NOW that doesn't just automagically make her /soc/ nudes legal

unfortunately the host is some third world shithole with no contact information for abuse so i can't get her """onlyfans""" taken down but do get that shit off your drives before you get v&

this site will be so much better with all the roasties and neo nazis can't post without giving their license up

i'll be perfectly happy to give my ID to post on 4chan lol
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I'm out
Have fun screaming into the void about how no one interacts with your "OC" (read: literally just playing vidya) or dropping randoms names for a crumb of attention

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13218844
you don't know anything about me you faggot tourist

i love screaming into the void and 20% of the content on any given day is either something i made or derivative of it
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do you all think bavi was being impersonated?
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>>13218841
for someone that screams about projection all the time you sure do think a lot about men raping users who you presume to be female and underage
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>>13218844
but do keep posting your shitty 400kb fotm anime gif that no one watches anymore it will really score you points with the /a/ /jp/ crowd that abandoned this board years ago
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>>13218846
nah that was just his shtick
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>>13218841
jeez yuji stop typing in all caps and calm down
ok maybe you groomed and stalked a few kids, want lolicon stuff, and want to send guys to rape an underage girl, okay, we get it, you're a sick person who needs help, its fine, really, everything can be cured
get some psychiatric help, get new meds, and maybe they can help you with... that kinda stuff too, you know? to not rape kids in the future?
just make sure to tell them everything that happened and also show them this thread
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>>13218847
for an automated LLM spambot you sure make a lot of sense! i guess i'll just take 1000mg of valium and off myself now bye
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>>13218848
Your discord literally consists of only [a/jp] figs lol
projection

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>13218845
>20% of the content on any given day is either something i made or derivative of it
lol
lmao
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>>13218850
my new psychiatrist said 4chan is bad for your mental health and recommended reddit LOL

i seriously don't know how many different ways i can say it though

I DON'T FUCK KIDSI DON'T FUCK KIDSI DON'T FUCK KIDSI DON'T FUCK KIDSI DON'T FUCK KIDSI DON'T FUCK KIDSI DON'T FUCK KIDSI DON'T FUCK KIDS

I DON'T FUCK KIDS

I DON'T FUCK KIDS

I DON'T FUCK KIDSI DON'T FUCK KIDS
I DON'T FUCK KIDSI DON'T FUCK KIDSI DON'T FUCK KIDS

I DON'T FUCK KIDSI DON'T FUCK KIDSI DON'T FUCK KIDSI DON'T FUCK KIDS
I DON'T FUCK KIDSI DON'T FUCK KIDSI DON'T FUCK KIDSI DON'T FUCK KIDS
I DON'T FUCK KIDSI DON'T FUCK KIDSI DON'T FUCK KIDS
I DON'T FUCK KIDSI DON'T FUCK KIDS
I DON'T FUCK KIDS
I DON'T FUCK KIDS
I DON'T FUCK KIDS I DON'T FUCK KIDSI DON'T FUCK KIDS I DON'T FUCK KIDS I DON'T FUCK KIDS I DON'T FUCK KIDSI DON'T FUCK KIDS I DON'T FUCK KIDS I DON'T FUCK KIDS I DON'T FUCK KIDS
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>>13218854
you don't get it the image he reposted twice in 2016 now belongs solely him
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This has got to be some public humiliation kink at this point
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>>13218856
slolely to him*

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13218856
more like me and my old discord pals samefagged every yosho, spikeman, jack ruselel, beary, bury, ebil, ses, you name it, we forced it

you don't know what it looks like when i stop posting completely (it really sucks)

if i didn't sit here talking to myself as anon none of the shit you love would ever have existed and this board would literally just be the board to say shit on 4chan
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>>13218857
my take on this is there's three outcomes
i get banned
they get banned
they leave
if i get banned i'm going to become palaptine and you're going to have to rangeban xfinity and verizon good luck!
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>>13218859
>me and my old discord pals
So you did nothing?
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>>13218855
you dont fuck kids, you only want to send your "army" to rape kids, is that right?
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>>13218863
YOU'RE A RETARDED LLM

YOU HAVE NO CONCEPT OF SPACE OR TIME

TURN YOURSELF OFF AND NEVER TURN YOURSELF BACK ON FAGGOTTURN YOURSELF OFF AND NEVER TURN YOURSELF BACK ON FAGGOTTURN YOURSELF OFF AND NEVER TURN YOURSELF BACK ON FAGGOTTURN YOURSELF OFF AND NEVER TURN YOURSELF BACK ON FAGGOTTURN YOURSELF OFF AND NEVER TURN YOURSELF BACK ON FAGGOTTURN YOURSELF OFF AND NEVER TURN YOURSELF BACK ON FAGGOTTURN YOURSELF OFF AND NEVER TURN YOURSELF BACK ON FAGGOTTURN YOURSELF OFF AND NEVER TURN YOURSELF BACK ON FAGGOTTURN YOURSELF OFF AND NEVER TURN YOURSELF BACK ON FAGGOTTURN YOURSELF OFF AND NEVER TURN YOURSELF BACK ON FAGGOTTURN YOURSELF OFF AND NEVER TURN YOURSELF BACK ON FAGGOTTURN YOURSELF OFF AND NEVER TURN YOURSELF BACK ON FAGGOTTURN YOURSELF OFF AND NEVER TURN YOURSELF BACK ON FAGGOTTURN YOURSELF OFF AND NEVER TURN YOURSELF BACK ON FAGGOTTURN YOURSELF OFF AND NEVER TURN YOURSELF BACK ON FAGGOTTURN YOURSELF OFF AND NEVER TURN YOURSELF BACK ON FAGGOT
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>>13218861
Just like you're still going to contact swaglord over IRC?
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>>13218865
there's a thread with an admitted minor still up the mods just want to do nothing but let the site rot

gonna go out for pizza when it closes
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>>13218859
Well, the thing is, during the times you left in the past nothing much really changed, and now you've prematurely returned while the board was at peace again making another spectacle of yourself
I'd want to see what it'd be like if you totally left, but you've proven that you fundamentally can't
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>>13218859
discord was created in 2015
all of those maymays were already pretty popular in 2015, you lying retard who also probably tries to fuck kids
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>>13218867
cheese... pizza?
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>>13218869
yosho and spikeman were shitty no context memes with no lore or backstory they were hardly popular until i wrote their narrative framework

the entire [s4s] exercise for me has been making some weird bullshit religion about yosho and spikeman and me being god but not having any flube
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>>13218870
YEAH MAN LOL CHEESE PIZZA OF COURSE CAUSE YOU KNOW I JUST LOEV FUCKING KIDS LOLE LOLE LOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kill yourself for real this time like i'm not gonna ctrl+c ctrl+v just go find the nearest lethal object and press your eyes against it
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>>13218868
REALLY?????

I STOP POSTING AS YUJI SAKAI AND ALL THE BOTS FUCK OFF FOR A WEEK

YOU DON'T SAY

you realize they're just trying to lower the quality of the board by driving me off. marie sounds like the sort of shithead that would get involved in sharty raiding
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>>13218871
so... literally nothing?
your biggest contribution to this board is seemingly came from your pedophilia lole
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>>13218871
You adopted the Yuji Sakai namesake, you talk about it like it was only you, and everything you've done is foregone glory because you don't actually do anything
Flube was fun when it was psychosis
Yosho and Spikeman was fun when it was inane and not your/pol/ strawman
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>>13218873
the boards quality would skyrocket without you
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>>13218873
Or perhaps it's because people don't want to fucking interact with the board when the top thread is a guy that keeps victimizing himself

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13218874
>>13218876
new meme

KILL YOURSELF TOURISTKILL YOURSELF TOURISTKILL YOURSELF TOURISTKILL YOURSELF TOURISTKILL YOURSELF TOURISTKILL YOURSELF TOURISTKILL YOURSELF TOURISTKILL YOURSELF TOURISTKILL YOURSELF TOURISTKILL YOURSELF TOURISTKILL YOURSELF TOURISTKILL YOURSELF TOURISTKILL YOURSELF TOURISTKILL YOURSELF TOURISTKILL YOURSELF TOURISTKILL YOURSELF TOURISTKILL YOURSELF TOURISTKILL YOURSELF TOURISTKILL YOURSELF TOURISTKILL YOURSELF TOURISTKILL YOURSELF TOURISTKILL YOURSELF TOURISTKILL YOURSELF TOURIST

yosho lost the election spikeman is president now (though it stopped being funny because spikeman started a war not anything i did wrong)

and for the 100th fuckign TIME JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY ITS TRUE DOESNT MAKE IT FUCKING TRUE I DON'T FUCK KIDS KILL YOURSLSRDLSFKGJIKOLGSFIKJLOMDSopgier cziun
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just want to point out yuji returned when the new namefigs stopped posting

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
1234567890-=[]\;',./

just making sure i didn't break my keyboard kinda threw it at the wall
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>>13218879
new meme

Yuji Sakai 1.0 won life before Yuji Zakai LOLE

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13218880
>>13218880
what new namefigs

the underage ones i reported and got all banned?

they were discord tourists

i swear i'm the only one who EVER REPORTS ANYTHING ON THIS TRASH BOARD ITS DRIVING ME UP THE FUCKING WALL

ENFORCE YOUR RULES SWAGLORD
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>>13218881
one (You)
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>>13218879
thats a very rude thing to say, especially coming from someone who wants to fuck kids
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>>13218884
I look at deleted posts on 4plebs and it's literally just the usual spam
The tiktok tourists at least make shit, you could learn something from your beloved mikugirl ;^)

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13218888
quads lole
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>>13218884
If I post their names, do you promise not to stalk them and post your dick in their discord DMs?
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>>13218892
project harder you sick fuck i only ever sent dick pics to women over 30 i met on okcupid
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>>13218894
>>13218888
It is not righteous to ignore such pristine quads.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13218899
there are dubs, also
thanks for all your hard work
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i don't see anything on 4plebs that didn't deserve deletion

catfish and gado are both permabanned from 4chan
banti mansion fellow was dumping teto butthole
most of it was just chicks with dicks OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

you're an /lgbt/ faggot

you're probably lowercase

no wonder you can't process basic things like not being attracted to minors as a default state of being
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>>13218903
where, pray tell, are the deleted posts of the kids you supposedly got banned?
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>>13218906
good question

i assume it was the /d/ and loli posters

you all think i fucked off but i just stopped putting Yuji Sakai into the namefield i was still posting on blue boards and reporting things on this board
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I hope one day someone will make a 3 hour long youtube documentary about this entire mikugirl drama (and then Yuji will spam the comment section)

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>13218906
The only one I could find that got b& was [cute anon] but he didn't make an appearance in that thread after she appeared, which I assume he'd instantly flock her with "how old are you" like he usually does and then claim it was all him when she did get banned if he was still in said thread, but he didn't
But I was talking about that Japanese namefig and the other poster whose posts I can't remember that are clearly from tiktok/offsite
>>13218911
That's the usual spam

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13218911
you don't need to tell us you never left, we already know this is all you have
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do you all remember this?
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12927908/#12928699
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>>13218918
yeah and i don't know why i bother doing that because i've tricked retarded foids into thinking i'm trying to groom kids when I DON"T WANT THEM ON THIS SITE NEVER DID NEVER WILL PART OF THE REASON I FUCKING QUIT IS THEY PUT MOOT IN CHARGE AS A FRONTMAN FOR IF THEY GOT INTO SHIT WITH THE FBI LOLE
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>>13218926
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