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warum nich, mir is öde.

>AS+ city + sexual orientation
ü30, straight

>Why?
langeweile und alle anderen fäden sind gerade tot

>Looks
>Kinks
>Would you be willing to pay/be paid
>What looks do you want?
nich relevant, nur bissl die langeweile wegchatten, nix mit hookup

>Discord/kik
penpaller

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>Status
Voyager Mission: Deep Space Exploration
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male long hair androgynous / Mostly gay / Timeless (~30)
>Location
WestEU/SAUerland
>Interests
Invertebrate keeping, plants, gaming/hardware, psychedelics, outdoor, nature
>Music: (Oldschool) Goa Trance, Techno, Industrial, Experimental, Folk, Metal, Ambient, Bhajans
Movies/Shows: Surreal, Horror, SciFi, Documentaries, Mindfuck/trip movies and series
>Games:
Vermin-, Darktide, AOE II DE, Stronghold DE, War Thunder, Warframe, Mass Effect 3/AMP, Battlefield 1/4
>About me, life goals and what I look for:
I have so little money that 'existantial minimum' is something I look up to (thanks to my ex BF but I'm emotionally over it but suffer finacially). Prove
yourself worthy and I show you my ways of survival including all the black backpack magic, repossession, salvaging and translocalization of all kinds. Be
near or ideally with me. Its not a problem to house someone just have your own legal adress and income, if you stay permanently I would also expect you to help
with electricity and internet cost. I have my own well furnitured apartment but I'm not a provider. Also no car so bring proper boots and endless stamina.
Embrace the darkness and it may embrace you <3

Not looking for lazy losers, teenagers that seek to run away from their parents or people who 'work' but have no time or money either. Be like me, no
attachments, no "friends" or family, one who is one with the void and ready to ascend even further. If you dislike humans and prefer solitude thats perfect.
Although for learning about each other you should be willing to video or at least voice chat. Its always weird in the beginning, but if you really want to
find someone we need to get through with it.

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I seek for a life partnership mainly, but my hopes are low and I'm used to be embarassed, so the focus is now to find compatible people in my age range for
summerly activities or "fwb" relation (exclusive, no one time shit). My long term goal is to get rid of this shitty rent debt (that my ex bf left me), save
and find a "holiday home" type property, build a giant greenhouse to it and live in it while becoming mostly self sustaining. No neighbors, but lots of
animals and even further adaption to the no money life. Its a lot of work, but fullfilling and not wageslaving. You reap what you sow. I would like to share
this with one cute likeminded male that never ages like me. In the best case, we would ignore the human society collapsing, although I'm very aware of the
coming events, I prepare for it and may even be able to use the changes in my favor if humans eradicate themselves.

For anything romantic / sexual: Don't be very masculine, hairy, unhygienic or fat. Long hair isn't a must but I like androgynity, ones that are 'in between' and young looking
but without the typical transgender/lgbt/fetish agenda mental illness. My fetish is true love and natural looks. If you want a "dom", "slave", "sissy" or
want to cut off body parts we are unlikely to be compatible. 25-~30 is the optimum age. Have a stable outcome for yourself, you don't need to be rich or
provide for me. For me it would already be a progress to find BF that can provide for himself and doesn't have any unresolved mental issues. No addictio
/ substance dependance, no habitual smokers (occasional hookah and hallucinogen binging is fine).

For anything else: We can likely hang out, do garden work, walks and other operations together, I can teach you many things including how to cook and grow
almost any type of plant. We can go out for deep forest nightwalks and trip together.
>Contact
endzeitromantik @ emailn . eu

Write at least 3 sentences why you want to contact me

M22 Bi aus hameln

eher twink vom körperbau und bin dauer horny also falls jemand hier aus der nähe ist ;D
kik:nonagras

>>33071500
>>33071510
Nigger you've been posting this for years and obviously it isn't working, how about you follow the OP format instead of being an obnoxious autistic retard? No wonder you haven't found what you're looking for

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Has he >>33074108 ever told (You) >>33071500 >>33071510 the definition of insanity?

>>33068579
>AS + city + sexual orientation
18M, Stuttgart, Normal

>AS+ city + sexual orientation
26 m FFM bi top

>What looks do you want?
femboy

>Discord
felce.azzurra1237

>>33074108
i dont know him or you, but all i know is 4chan is filled with some VERY arrogant people who really believe they shouldnt have to change at all despite failing at basic social interaction lol. It could be because 4chan has a lot of INTJs and thats how that type thinks. plus 4chan isnt necessarily filled with smart people, like i once thought

>>33074259
Ayo stop shitting on INTJs cause that one guy is retarded

lara you nasty whore :-)

more Krauts pls

>>33068579
>AS+ city + sexual orientation
22 mtf + bi
>Why?
I am hoping for a relationship. Can’t stop imagining romantic dates and cuddling with a nice boy
>Looks
Some people say I am ugly, some say I am pretty so I am just gonna say 5/10
>About you
I am a tranner. It’s fine if you don’t like me. Just ignore the post then.
As a huge nerd, I am hoping to find another nerd to nerd out with together and also cuddle and go on cute dates with
>Kinks
male voices
>Would you be willing to pay/be paid
Is this about dating or prostitution??
My opinion is split the bill on dates. If we’re a couple maybe you take me out for dinner and I pay for groceries and do the cooking or something. Being treated to a date is nice
>What looks do you want?
Just average. Take care of yourself. Like do some skincare, maybe gym. Just don’t be really out of shape or look like you didn’t grom yourself for weeks
>Discord/kik
juliebae on discord

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>AS+ city + sexual orientation
19m, Berlin. Straight but gay for ftm.
>Why?
Neeting is boring and my therapist told me to socialize.
>Looks
188cm/75kg
6.5/10, +1 point if you have daddy issues.
Did you know that in order to find out the guys p-length you have to count his height/10?
Bullshit. Its bigger.
>About you
Ukrainian, suffer from agoraphobia hence neet. Fun to be around as long as I don't get a panic attack.
>Kinks
Domination, SM and anal.
Ear licking.
>Would you be willing to pay/be paid
I'm not a gigolo but wouldn't mind being paid for.
>What looks do you want?
Doesn't matter as long I don't vomit from being near you.
3+/10 as long as you smell ok.
>Discord/kik
hellcel_97804

>>33068579
I don't think any German girls here at all. I've been in Germany for a year now, it's tough getting laid. They seem to be having sex and getting knocked up, just not in a casual way. I'm beginning to think German girls are as prude as the Indian girls.

>>33078359
Nah, there is plenty on dating apps

>>33078359
>as prude as the Indian girls.
I think the reason might be that you're a jeet.

>>33078418
Nah, I'm Ukrainian and I mostly get attention from Asian, slavic and Arabic women

>>33078359
>any German girls here at all
if there are they are hiding well. i know there was a girl from frankfurt around but that was years ago by now.

>>33078526 There are definitely a lot of ukrainian ones who live here

>>33079625
well understandable.
as a young and able person with a good head on their shoulders i would leave ukraine as well.

just way too fucking risky, would rather learn a new language and start over than risking a stray rocket, or if living in the east, a direct rocket.

>>33068579
26 m, KMS/Sucksn, pan
>Why?
bored, a little lonely
>About you
Alman devil's lettuce appreciator into /tv/, /ck/, /trv/, /his/, /v/ kind of stuff and conspiracy theories.
>Kinks
verse with girls, love to indulge others' kinks but I'm pretty vanilla
>Would you be willing to pay/be paid
If I was just looking for paid release, I'd probably look somewhere more fitting
>What looks do you want?
Surprise me
>Discord
salidsnock__ (2 underscores)

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>A/S/L
22 / M / Wuppertal

>Fernkontakt ?
Innerhalb von DE, bitte

>Physische Beschreibung
durchschnittliches Gewicht, kurzes schwarzes Haar, 1,87m

>Hobbies/Interessen
Spazieren, Kochen, schreiben, reisen, kiffen

>Suche nach
Biologische Frauen die vorzugsweise kürzer sind als ich

>Suche nicht
Transen, femboys und langweilige menschen

>Kontakt
hieronymus21 (discord)

>>33078359
it's just you, german girls were always famous for being sluts internationally

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26 / F / Domme / UK

Looking for a determined kinky submissive nerd guy that willing to fully commit into long term ownership basis online or IRL.
introduce yourself and send SFW pic if you want to get replied CHEERS !

KIK : ExclusiveChanell

SNAP : Itsjantifff

>>33078359
I've met two German girls on 4chan before (on 4chan that is - not in person) and they were both quite sharp and eloquent. Based on those samples, I suspect the German girls here are simply too smart to meet up with desperate weirdos on 4chan.

man die jannies hier machen echt nix mehr...überall nur noch paywhores/catfishes.

>asl
18/f/berlin
>about you
originally turkish. I have a very traditional and conservative family, and I've never had sex.
>kinks
I don't have
>what looks do you want?
tall, blond, blue/green-eyed German.
>discord/kik
ilayda9966

M 44 Norddeutschland

Ich hab nen Faible für jüngere, attraktive Frauen mit devoter Neigung. Falls du in der Nähe wohnst, sind treffen möglich. Ansonsten nur Sexting inklusive Live-Bildern.

>>33083077
kik: 17489hgw
Sc: hgw17491
Telegram: HGWLER
Discord: maxlanger

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That format kinda sucks, so...

>asl
34/m/right on the border with NL and BE

>about me
American expat (leider ist mein Deutsch noch Scheiße), Nerdy, academic, formerly fit looking to get back into being active. I enjoy coffee, beer (Belgian beer is bluntly better), and in depth talks on any subject

189 cm, 90 kg, white, lanky, tattooed a bit

>looking for
Social connections and meet-ups, kink lifestyle where applicable (can share my fetlife).
Bonus for language exchange.
I should mention I'm not gay, so any conversation from other dudes stays strictly non-sexual

>not looking for
Creepy dudes (creepy women are fine), penpals, drama, sellers

>contact
Telegram/sc/kik: @Inerthominid

>>33083063
köder

>>33083063
cringe

>>33083618
>>33083755
how so

>>33083784
Hast du auch Kik?

>>33083784
>turkish girl from a conservative family
>18 years old
>virgin
>on /soc/ looking for hookups
>...while in berlin

...komm schon brudi...

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Kik: langeschlangee (ich weiß)
28 m
In der Nähe von Basel
Telegram:PhilipIot
Straight

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Germans join
Hello, you should join our silly friends server for banter among other chan losers.
NEETs, chuds, troons, oldfags, and the mentally ill are all welcome!
FAT WOMEN ENCOURAGED TO JOIN
WHITES ONLY
18+ ONLY
https://discord.com/invite/e2MRhur8

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>>33068579
Wieder einmal die reinste Würstchenparade mit einer Prise Traps, wie eigentlich jeder Deutschlandfaden seit Anbeginn von 4chan. Von Frauen weit und breit keine Spur... von jungen, hübschen mal ganz zu schweigen.

Anstatt jedes mal in diese traurigen Threads zu schauen schlage ich einfach vor dass wir uns alle treffen, zusammenlegen, uns 2-3 18-21 jährige Escorts/Nutten holen und ne richtig ordentliche Orgie/Gangbangparty feiern mit anschließend Pizza, Bier, Musik und Gras zum chillen und lachen.

>>33084490
treffen uns bei dir, ja?

>>33084514
Hätte ich nicht eine kleine Dachgeschosswohnung würde ich tatsächlich ja sagen lmao.

>>33083853
I came to germany this year...

>>33083851
nein

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>>33084652
>I came to germany this year...
aight, i'm in a good mood. had a couple beers after mowing the lawn.
i take it back.

wish you all the best, enjoy your vacation, or stay, or longwinded fucking annoying visa/immigration beaucracy.

enjoy berlin, also don't buy drugs at görlitzer park, shit is whack.

33/m/bawü

Fitter, athletischer großschwanz.
Suche heiße milf zum zusammen abspritzen

TG: throwmilf

Wo zum fick sind alle deutschen? Es gibt doch um die 300 Mio. Amis and 80 Mio. Allmans. Also sollte es einen deutschen post pro 3-4 amerikanische geben. Die realität is aber eher 30:1. Und bei Frauen scheinbar ∞:1.
Wo posten denn die ganzen deutschen femcels? Kohlchan ist es sicher nicht, das ist mehr tot als hier.

>>33085918
die sind alle zu kluk um hier ihre zeit zu verschwenden.

>>33085981
Aber was machen sie dann den ganzen Tag?

>>33085982
grass grabschen. irl shit nehme ich mal an.
bin ich die falsche adresse um solche fragen zu beantworten kek.
selbst auf discord servern sehe ich nur sehr sehr sehr sehr selten deutsche mädels.

>>33085782
https://t.me/IncogNoteBot?start=bhj03j15uk

hier das ganze anonym möglich

>>33085918
JEDER deutsche Faden hier ist dermassen degeneriert das jeder normale sich das schnellstens wieder fremdschämend vergessen möchte, sich ne Wuscht brät und nen Bier aus dem Keller schnappt.
>ne Laterne für jeden von euch Spackkos

>>33085987
Mädels (bzw. Junge) sind auf Instagram

>>33086789
mhhh, macht sinn. für den kram bin ich zu alt.

>>33085918
hier bin ich.
viel geht hier halt nicht, was erwartest du? was will man hier als frau? darum sind hier halt nur wir.

>>33085918
Proves my point. They're all prudes. Go to any Facebook single groups, you will see all of them have children and got divorced, but they want someone who doesn't drink nor smoke, someone who looks like Thor apparently.
So basically they fuck and have children early on, then live as singles.
Go to any webcam sex sites, the German girls don't exist. I've seen a few turks exposing, but it's rare. They just don't like having casual sex

gibt es hier zufällig typen die auf männerfüsse/-socken abfahren?

>>33085918
instergram und tiggtogg reels wischen. shitposten auf pr9gag. das übliche.

>>33086789
ja ist beliebter als man meint. Nahezu jeder teenager hat das heutzutage.
Glaube durch den totalen mangel imageboardkultur heutzutage nutzen mittlerweile auch eher etwas ältere leute 4chan verglichen mit social media allgemein, alter richtung mitte 20+.

>>33086229
bump

Hi mein name ist Tony und ich suche jemanden zum treffen aus baden wurttemberg. Ich bin Gay passiv und männlich und komme aus der nähe von stuttgart.
Schreibt mir auf discord falls ihr interesse habt

Discord:9tony6

hoffentlich alle ohne größere schäden innen mai geokmmen.

Suche jemanden zum ficken, ich bin 18,gay, und komme aus der nähe von stuttgart.
Falls ihr interesse habt schreibt mir auf discord
Mein benutzername ist: 9tony6

>Was/Wo bin ich?
Ich bin 22 jähriger Student aus Kiel

>Warum bin ich hier?
Nicht normie genug für dating apps und 95% meiner Kommilitonen (Informatik) sind Männer also spiel ich hier Lotto und suche nach einer f (trans ist auch okay).
Idealerweise zum kennenlernen, zusammen zocken, evt. Segeln gehen und schauen wo einem das hinführt.

>Wie sehe ich aus?
Gut

>Wer bin ich?
Ich bin ein simpler Man: ich gehe zur Uni, zocke, mache Sport Mo-Fr und sitze gerne am hauseigenen Tresen mit Freunden und Bier

>Kinks?
Ich bin sehr offen was das angeht, also wenns dich interessiert, frag nach.

>Discord/kik
trep2110

>>33086229
auch heute wieder ne runde

Jemand aus Thüringen hier ? Jena oder Erfurt ?

>>33099184
Seller

>>33099184
kys

>>33095487
>Segeln gehen und schauen wo einem das hinführt.
the implication