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Post YOUR IDEAL PARTNER
Got it?
That is, don't post yourself.
Good.
Here's the template: If you don't have anything else in mind, save this pic and keep the gender of the person you'd like to date.
Write some things about your ideal person that people may want to know. Maybe yourself too! But if so, please clarify.
Spruce up the pic and give it some pizzazz
>Welcome to the party.
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Sorry working in GIMP is hard and I'm running out of time to make this but I think it get the idea across
>Contact
kiaser0185 on discord
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I'm 29/M from Central Europe

Contacts:
Discord: soraumi64
obTHm9MdEH@protonmail.com
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>Their qualities
Check the image, it's absolutely okay if you don't fit all in terms of physical appearance.
My basic info:
>A/S/L
23, F, Argentina
>My qualities
I'm a 23 year old girl who's just trying to find someone that can give me love, affection, and motivate me to do better. I suffer from depression, and I highly suspect I might have BPD, ADHD or CPTSD, mostly due to personal trauma from growing up and things I'm trying to work on. I'm chubby, short, I could be considered a latina but my skin is very very fair, my hair is long and brown, and I can talk about pretty much anything to be honest.
I can be a bit too intense emotionally so if you're someone who has some troubles understanding emotions or emotional people, I'll please ask you to try looking for someone else. I'm very sensitive, and I can get attached quickly if I feel like I bond well with someone. I also don't want anyone to force me to diet or do exercise just because they don't like that I'm chubby. I'm doing my part to change that, at least a little.
>My quirks/interests
I suspect I might have synesthesia, a condition where your senses can get a bit funky, in simple words. I love drawing, music, learning languages and cooking. I like to lovebomb people... In small doses, or basically, showing people love whenever I feel they're not doing alright. I like learning new things and will be happy to talk about anything as long as you sound passionate. I also have a fascination with animals and RPGs in general.
>Not looking for
People only interested in sex, dry and shallow conversationalists, asking me to send pictures straight away, I don't want to vc right away, people who make fun of my nationality/country, extremely mean or racist people. If you don't have a profile picture on your discord, I won't accept. And people not open to a LDR.
>Contact
beam_kirby_enjoyer on discord.
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if anyone is doubting these, i know people who have gotten married from these. Rare but could happen
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>>34152874
I've met some really nice people in these threads, even if romantically things don't work out, it's good to at least meet others who have things in common with oneself. :)
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>>34152874
5 marriages and 2 kids so far
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>>34152965
those kids gonna be fucked up
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None of the physical attributes are mandatory, same goes for age, you also don't have to be autistic yourself just accept my autism. Just please don't ghost, you can always say if you think it would not work out that is fine.
>A/S/L
28, M, Germany
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Hey OP, love the idea. Here goes:

>Their qualities
Doesn't have to be all of it, but at least vibe with most of it? I'm sure we can find a lot more we have in common if you do!
My basic info:
>A/S/L
32, M, Netherlands
>More about me
I just got out of a very long term relationship and I'm still getting back into the flow of getting to know new people so please let's take it slow? I'm a very passionate person that has a lot of interests and hobbies and would love it if you are a curious or excited person as well! That being said, I do struggle with depression and anxiety so just a heads up.
>My quirks/interests
I have many, but some things that always stuck regardless of age: EGL, everything about Japan, writing, philosophy and as of late idol culture!
>Not looking for
People that fetishize EGL or other J-Fashion (I'll block you) or people that are very judgemental.
>Contact
cripple_chan on discord
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>>34152874

met an amazing friend through here a while back so def possible!
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We're so back.
Discord: zenithalecho

>>34152874
These threads are literally the only threads on /soc/ that I get any results in. I believe it!
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>>34153025
Good to see confidence at an all time high.
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25 m in the military. Looking for a woman from 18-30 who would be up to move if things click and we got married. 7in bwc btw

My TG is: 34N3759T9
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>>34152886
I still think about you sometimes...our connection felt genuine, even for a second.
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discord: mycosm
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33/m/canada (near toronto (I'm not south asian, I just happen to live here))
whatamidoing0000

want hug and/or cuddle
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>asl
22 / m / new york city

>about
i am white (the snowy tundra north asia type of white) and I know 4 languages. i am alternative and i mostly listen to nu-metal, grindcore, and anything cybergoth or techno in general. my fashion usually consists of vkei and 2000s-older-brother-core. i love playing with my instruments and creating art. my hobbies are playing videogames, reading books and comics, watching comedies and foreign dramas, i sometimes watch anime, and i like traveling. i don’t really like using this site but this is the only place where I can find like-minded women.

>notable body features
average/muscular build, wide shoulders, somewhat wide hips, muscular legs, tall nose, chiseled jawline, brown eyes, kinda long dark brown hair, 8” cock, 5’7

>looking for
a chunky girlfriend with brown eyes. I don’t care about age gaps as long as you’re 18+. so yeah, I am perfectly fine with dating a woman much older than me. i want someone who has similar hobbies and interests that I have. but it’s okay if you’re not alternative. i at least want someone nerdy. it would pretty cool if we can do cute stuff together like playing video games together, going to a convention together, or travelling the world together <3

>not looking for
men, trans, hookups, women who live super far away (please only reach out to me if you live in new york, new jersey, pennsylvania, or connecticut)

>contact (discord)
sh7n7gam7
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>>34152854
You sound like you'd be really fun to get to know, sounds like we've got a good bit in common and I'm all your chart but three things. I edited your pic to make that obvious and that's where my Discord tag is too. I'd love to talk sometime.
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Her traits:
> age 21-32
> basically healthy weight
> mommy domme and/or gentle switch
> high libido, visual and verbal turn-ons
> bisexual and eager to bond over shared attraction to women
> naturally hairy and attracted to hairy people
> likes indie porn and/or well-drawn hentai
> into anal play, facesitting, giving and receiving oral of all kinds
> at least fantasizes about poly or group sex
> a little obsessive/clingy but not too much
> articulate and passionate, an able conversationalist, can type in complete sentences
> nerd/weeb/art ho
> student or teacher, or otherwise involved in arts or academia
> open to something as genuine and long-term or casual and fun as the vibes dictate

Me:
> 33M
> EST timezone
> 6’1”, pale, bear bod, messy brown hair, babyface, nerd glasses
> interested in film, some nerdy shit and a smattering of other topics

Contacts:
Kik, Telegram = mysterman1052
Discord = mysterman1052_2
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yes I know that this is 4chan and there are no women like this. idgaf. i'm delusional.
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wish traits like these wouldn't get buried so fast under all the porn ones lol
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>>34154527
You mean threads right?
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someone that won’t give up on me :’D
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Can't edit the pic so I'mma just write, aite?

Me
>31 year old American male
>white, blond with green eyes, 5'7" 150 lb
>possibly autistic or OCD, otherwise mentally sane
>live alone with my dog
>enjoy baking/cooking, doodling, hiking, playing video games and walking my dog
>looking for someone to settle down and start a family with
>non smoker, drink on occasion
>disease free (well, STD free, but nothing communicable)
>falo um pouquinho de português e ainda estou aprendendo

You
>18-25 year old woman
>5'7" or less and not obese
>Ideally brunette with brown eyes, but doesn't matter
>any race/ethnicity/nationality
>no serious mental illness (anything that's not ASD, ADHD or OCD.)
>Doesn't have kids currently, but wants them too
>monogamous and not promiscuous, disease free
>Doesn't use recreational drugs outside of alcohol or marijuana
>willing and able to withstand an LDR if only temporarily

My Discord is gatopatogalego_67927.
I also use Telegram and WhatsApp if you prefer. Pic rel is my dog.
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>>34152854
80% of what is said here is literally me but im sure anon behind this post is actually 30yo fat stinky pig, but idk if i should try and hit it...
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29 m west EU

Discord - starry_moon15
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>>34154359
What's your tag?
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>>34154359
>trump’s a moron
Rent free nigger
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Dunno if she's real but some stats to compliment

> 26m from SoCal
>Audud Hypersexual gooner type. Just being upfront
>Career oriented but would love to be open and affectionate with someone
>Ideally looking for someone who can talk long term/would like to find someone like them they can potentially elope with

>Tag (discord)


v3g4b0nd
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>>34153653
You can reach back if you want, I'm still here. I'm sorry if I was cruel to you, or if I did something wrong. I'm trying to learn. It can be hard.
>>34154276
Checked it! =)
>>34155083
Don't force yourself to add anyone if you're not comfortable, anon. I sometimes pass on adding people if my gut instinct isn't right.
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>>34151672
21/M/EU
tamerlaln
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The only good post on the board this month has landed. this is not a drill
(My discord is omnicidealertsystem but you might kill yourself out of fear in 1 second if you add while not ready)
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>>34159451
Why do you openly admit to being a pedo and a rapist?
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>>34159465
No one should hide their true self its a fools errand in more ways than one. This website was invented by pedophile rapists btw your on stolen land
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>>34159451
Hang all pedos publicly, make the world a better place
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>>34159570
Fuck... your moralfagging... its making me HORNY....RUN NOW... *head of cock opens and closes predatorly* BEFORE I LOSE WHAT LITTLE CONTROLL I HAVE LEFT
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Me
>32/m/Canada (southern Ontario)
>laid back
>vidya, anime, netflix, documentaries
>can make fun of everything
>will absolutely remember that thing you said 5 months ago for gift ideas
>10/10 advice
>enjoys brightening your day with little things
>would enjoy having a travel partner, it's pretty hard to organize large scale friend trips nowadays
>white, 5'11, average body, long hair, usually get complimented on my appearance but I'll leave that up to you

Looking for
>bio female
>18 - 35
>I don't expect a super model body but at least be average (I'm average too)
>I'm 5'11, so anything equal to or shorter
>prefer longer hair but it's not a deal breaker
>tattoos and piercings are fine by me but also having none is cool, I don't have any
>into nerd shit, or at least tolerates it
>can watch shows/movies together and talk about it as we watch
>likes traveling once in a while, day trips and weekend trips too
>loves talking about anything and everything with me
>gets excited to show me a dumb meme or tell me a little anecdote about her day
>enjoys telling me about her hobbies even if I don't really partake
>isn't obsessed with social media or being a clout chaser (posting shit about your life is fine, I just don't want someone glued to their phone)
>likes being horny as fuck with me
>enjoys being lewd often, I have a high sex drive
>likes doing cute, loving things for me because she knows I'll do the same
>caring, genuine person
>friend to animals
>likes guys with long hair (spoilers I have long hair)
>patient and understanding, we all have trauma but I can't be the only one empathizing

Bonus points if you're within a few hours of driving, discord dating is fine to start with though.

Vulcanore on discord
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24/M/US
Blond hair, blue eyes, white, 6'2"
Very athletic build

I say bullshit constantly and try to make it sound real.
Honestly looking for someone confident to the level of a bit narcissistic so we can fuck with people.
I like talking to randos.

Disc: gheistguy_15068
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She's:

Interested in learning
Honest even when it hurts to be
Not languishing in her pity
Scatterbrained
Doesn't have a bed, but a nest with a thin film of slime where she lays her eggs.
"yes and"
Has a voice that sounds alien
Switches from hyperactive to sloth
Filled with some sort of emotion at all times
"Oh well"
Something about her is off and people can tell.
She can't describe herself physically without you being worried about her.
Latches onto my back like a parasite
Always has to hold my hand
Anything but conservative or libertarian
Stares too long or is entirely unable to make eye contact
Enjoys being picked up
Unconventional looks or sharp facial features
Vocally stims
23+
Humors any subject
Shares her music and art she likes
Poor posture
Sheng nü

Picrel

I am 32 5'11 without heels and can only do three pullups before I start crying and wetting myself.

I am obviously a catch.

If you add me, send a picture of a small creature and explain why this is a child we would abandon.

lilugly.dude
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>Russian, 30m, living in London, UK
>6'1, long brown curly hair (ponytail), glasses, beard, tattoos
>work as a school principal, make enough to live on my own and potentially support one more person
>hobbies/interests: motorcycles, gaming, metal, kickboxing, calisthenics, DIY, hiking, stand up comedy
>dom, into pretty rough stuff
>looking for someone as kinky as I am, something long term, bpd/abandonment/daddy issues more than welcome
>not looking for fatsos, men, anyone older than 25, anyone who wants kids/marriage
>disc: airways3.14
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>ASL
30/M/Greece
>About
Im lonely, introverted and depressed in general. Im definitely not an ordinary person. I dont talk much in real life. I keep to myself hence why im constantly talking to myself in my head or imagining really detailed scenarios. I have an overthinking brain that goes on and on lol. I cannot open up easily but if I do trust you and open up im quite talkative:)
>Looking for
A nice honest woman to talk to regularly and see what happens from then on. Someone willing to make an effort and not just waiting from me all the time. Needs to be mutual otherwise dont even bother, Im not in the mood to play games.
>Not looking for
Impatience. Dishonesty. Gays and trans.
>Contact
panpan2755
>Hobbies
Games. Series. Talking to myself.
>Career / major
Electrician/Plumber
>Favorite genres of music
80s/90s. Piano. Etc.
>Favorite movies
Fight Club. Interstellar. Inception. Joker. Shutter Island. American Psycho.
>Interesting fact about you
Im kinda ocd, so in a way I always tend to fixate on certain things. Wanting things clean, tidy and organized. Doing certain things more than once.
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>>34155587
punkpunk_hoi
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>>34152854
>>34156048
I added you a couple of days ago, but you don't seem to be accepting my request. I'm soraumi64 on Discord.
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damn, what happened to people making their own drawings :c
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37/m/usa

discord:mcboots
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>>34163287
A bunch of anons used mine for shitposting some years ago. Now I stick to basic shit.
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Ideal gf is 18 and wants to babytrap me for some incomprehensible reason.
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If this is you, I want to know you.

Me: 33/M/Southwest UK

Discord: uraby210
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you: male, 25-31, from Europe. calm, logical, mature and reserved man. though you have your goofy, childish and toxic side. father figure energy. knows when to be strict and when to be gentle. dominant.

me: female, 27, Europe. emotionally unstable, childish, fearful avoidant. i fear emotional vulnerability and intimacy, but i’m trying, even if i mess up sometimes, i’m still trying. otherwise obsessive, territorial, clingy, annoying.

us: kinda toxic, petty arguments and fights, blocking, unblocking, stalking, but deep down we love each other more than anything. lovebombing that never ends. masochist and sadist in love.

NON-NEGOTIABLE REQUIREMENTS:
you are NOT religious
you do NOT want children
you are NOT fat
you will NEVER cheat
you are NOT a raging nazi
there will be NO domestic violence outside the bedroom
YOU WILL NEVER ABANDON ME NOR GIVE UP ON ME, especially after we already met, touched, etc.

i don’t know if there’s anyone who would be interested in such dynamic.. but if you are add me on discord proxxime
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>>34159670
This is why you will die alone
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>>34165026
>dying in the year of our lord 2011 + 14
ngmi
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>Ideal gf:
over 25/bio F/US
skinny/average, relatively plain/no frills style
considerate/caring/loyal/supportive
fine with staying in a bit, won't get stir crazy if we're not active all the time
quiet or talkative (both are equally fine)
at least somewhat intellectually curious
affectionate, at least average libido
insecurities/issues are okay, but please don't be suicidal or BPD
open to serious LTR (LDR okay)

>Me:
40/M/US
6'3, thin, pale, blue eyes
empathic/loyal/insightful/somewhat silly
very communicative and attentive
educated, wide general knowledge base
enjoy reading novels, occasionally some manga
lived overseas for a time, speak a second language (jp)
grew up on RPGs, but only play a few games regularly now
struggle with OCD

>Discord
varandra
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>>34165022
Your discord doesn't work.. could you add me? it's gentlerush on discord
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>>34169047
she got a bdp attack and changed her account id
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38m
Southeast USA
discord: dooflus
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My ideal partner is a girl who is a virgin (just like me) and who is patient, doesnt have tattoos, isnt trashy or an attention seeking woman (multiple socials etc), thats all. respect, communication. And doesnt mind the fact that I have vitiligo around my eyes. thats it.

discord: spiralfile
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Me:
32/M/Utah
I enjoy drawing, running, languages, history, and cultures, DnD, guitar, anime, manga, etc.
White, 5'11, black hair, green eyes, slim, slightly athletic build.
Slightly autistic, very depressed, not good at the whole dating thing.
Discord: crock47
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>>34169954
So you want a virgin woman who nevertheless wants to have lots of kinky sex with you, is nearly ten years younger than you, with large breasts, and is kissing your ass the entire time. This is why you retards drive all the women off this board
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Alive
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>your qualities
either a woman or fine with never mentioning that you're a man.
obsessive but fine with me needing space. if you're too clingy too quickly, i will freak out.
it's fine if you have mental issues, but please don't make every single conversation about how you hate your job/friends/life, i just can't stand it.

>my a/s/l
i am a freak of nature (intersex). you can think of me as whatever you want.
20s, california
>my qualities
asd, adhd, cptsd, npd, cfs, osdd
antisocial pseudo-neet, obsessive artist.
i will likely ghost for a few days due to work/mood/personality switching. please don't give up on me if i do.
i'm relatively chill if you're ok with me not talking for a while. i keep my problems to myself, and if i'm not talking to you it's bc i can't stop myself from being an asshole at the moment. feel free to chat me up about your day or what you're into at the time, there's a chance i'll latch onto something cool and it'll take me out of my funk.
i love talking about music, books, ttrpgs, podcasts, comics, etc. not a big fan of video games, movies, tv.
>my interests
writing, photography, printmaking, reading, collecting, fiberworks (trying to start knitting, but i'm very poor)
i play some video games but it's almost entirely roguelites.
i gm a lot of ttrpgs
>looking for
someone to keep me company. the love of my life committed suicide when i was a teenager and i have no hope for ever finding something that even comes close.
just want a chill relaxed woman who understands that i have problems and is ok with working around them.
i doubt it's going to happen, but i'm fine with IRL if we hit it off for a long time. otherwise online only
>not looking for
not interested in direct sexual chat/rp/etc. (talking about kinks or sending porn to each other is fine). idc if you fuck/date other ppl/are poly/whatever.
(in fact, with how distant i tend to be, maybe poly preferred? idk)
>discord
leftandleaving
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>>34169981
>This is why you retards drive all the women off this board
GOOD
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>>34169981
there are no women on this board to scare off besides bpdemons who will ghost you once they're done milking you dry (of attention or wealth) and you are retarded if you think otherwise
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>>34172162
>>34170425
literal faggotry
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>>34172654
complete and utter mental retardation, I'm so glad you'll continue to flounder here and continue to be let down because it's all a complete retard like you deserves
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Not all of its required of course. I don't expect anybody to be perfect.
discord: .white.glint.
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>>34172664
>complete and utter mental retardation, I'm so glad you'll continue to flounder here and continue to be let down because it's all a complete retard like you deserves
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Looking to chat with a cute cis female or femboy, trap, pre-op MtF trans.

Not even necessarily looking for anything sexual we can just chill as friends then if more happens then cool but there's no pressure

I'm tall, bearded, handsome (so I've been told), masculine, pretty built up yet not fat and can actually hold a conversation. I'm pretty chill and easy going with whatever.
If you're interested then add me :)

05acb516b41248f0
32fb499a01c00373
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>>34169981
Its the ideal thread roastie
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ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I like women who are dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a dark sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men , Drug users, Extremists, Other trans people, dog owners cuz I hate dogs, gun owners, trumpers, people who are poly, people who smoke cigs/vape/weed


>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply............
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>>34176963
Fuck off, you're not even posting accordingly to the thread setup
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>>34154359
bump ig
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I know it's highly improbably that someone like this would be here but hey, worth a shot.
The interests stuff is mostly optional, just be your own person. Most of what I describe is how I feel I am, so someone similar I suppose. I'm a very intense person and if we get along I promise I'll give more than I take away. Even if we don't, it'd be nice to meet a friend.

contact on dsc: cottonwood_04758
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Of course, some of these are far more important than others. If by some miracle there's a girl reading this who feels like they might be a match: arcadianskies@pm.me
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Disc:rikiya6969
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Us: 32M+30F alt couple in the PNW us. Interested in opening up our relationship to a third person, male is preferred but not essential. Looking for genuine connection and maybe some shared tastes

Telegram: @RaccoonLyfe
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Looking to connect with a open-minded sexy cis girl for sex chat and picture exchange. Age doesn't matter. Feel free to DM me if you’re interested in chatting and getting to know each other! No sellers, please
Kik: davi0666
Snap: david066
Disc: david666666
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19/M/Upstate NY
Disc is ktz545x39
>make yourself as well
Ok https://files.catbox.moe/m8ucfy.png
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I'm 24 bi girl. I have a fantasy to be with real life couples as a third wheel and explore the sexual stuff with them.


Tg: Pik_a_chu29
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>>34153756
Are you trying to date of harvest organs?
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please i need a lee to my angel im begging please give me a stalker boyfriend
@.colon333
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>>34151672
plz no underage, thanks
>discord
_squidman_
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>>34180129
this is me but im taken, im sure theres more out there!!! good luck with ur search anon i hope u find her :)
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>>34203849
Why are you here you fucking retard
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>>34204329
>does not understand the concept of lurking because its fun to see what others have to post and say
you need to chill out, seriously. i got into my current 4+ yr relationship from one of these ideal threads after i had made my own post and i like to reassure others that it isn't a hopeless pursuit
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>>34204418
We appreciate it
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Ideal partner
21+
CIS Female
Short/petite as fuck
Metal head
In England
Likes spicy food
Wants to travel
Has a job
Kink friendly
Has her own hobbies
Doesn't take herself too seriously
At least makes an attempt to keep in shape

I am:
Mid 30s
England
Good cook
Kink friendly
Job
Work out
Beard
No hair

Have teleg, disc if wanted
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>>34152566
bump
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FUCK YOU I'M NOT DRAWING FOR THIS THREAD.

>ME
21 biological woman, painfully average from height to weight. i’m a virgin. i have long hair. i don’t do drugs, i don’t smoke (might start), and i don’t drink. i’m white (mostly western european, not joking). i’m depressed and i hate my life. i hate everyone in my life and i avoid them. i have an eating disorder. i like fps games and old horror games. i used to code websites. i don’t go outside, i don’t leave my room, i hate my family. i want a boyfriend but i won’t like him if he’s a normie. i like a lot of different music, ask me for specifics because i’m gatekeeping my favorites. i’m a lolicon and i like cute anime girls. i draw moe. i’m very closed off when i first meet people but i open up eventually. i’ve only ever had men pretend to like me so they could make fun of me. I’ve been told I’m not ugly, so there’s that.

>HIM
ideally 18-27, from anywhere, don’t be obese, don’t have piercings. if i have to tolerate you having a “body count,” it better be under 3 (I prefer virgins, though) and not with any men or delusional males (trans “women). if you’ve dated outside our race please don’t waste my time. I’d prefer if you weren’t a porn addict but I can’t be picky anymore, can I? i'd prefer if you had a majority of right wing opinions even though politics are jewish. I like dark hair and eyes, sorry Hitler. If you have mental illness like extreme spergy boomer autism, fuck off

>NOT LOOKING FOR
to send my face upon the first add, or to see yours.
debates, or clarification of my preferences, ESPECIALLY if you don't fit them.
if you don't think we'd get along then don't add me.

>DISCORD
xvxv3z
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>>34206308
No one will add a lazy bitch. Well that's not completely true - no good man you want will add a lazy bitch
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My (F, Aus <\3) ideal partner

- Significant age gap
(Already mid 20s so this is only gonna get harder to find)
- Size difference
(I'm 5'5)
- Bearded, chubby/fat, hairy, bear/dad-type build
- Open minded, centrist type
- Likes info-dumping, teaching me things
- Into D/s, TPE
The most important thing is someone I actually "click" with, but that's a lot harder to define, and depressingly rare to come across as a strange and awkward person

Not really expecting to find someone, I have nothing to offer another human being atm anyway
I'm just kinda curious how many guys like this are out there ig
If you are, what's your type, and where do I find you lmao
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>>34206368
I fit most of that, but I'm in Canada.
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>>34206428
Many such cases <\3
At least I get to cope by just blaming my location lmao
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>>34206368
>>34206428
Same this fits me but I'm not Aus
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>>34206368
you're tempting me to add you again but we can't click if our lives depended on it, lmao. but any anons reading this post? consider this my endorsement. she's really very nice and she deserves to have some suitors rizzing her up.
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>>34206308
Can't evenn do the bare minimum
No wonder you are single
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>>34206368
I fot everything you put. Let's chat on discord: imonacruiseaddme
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>male
>millennial-aged
>brings out my goofball side and laughs at my jokes
>understands and appreciates my essence
>virgin in the "I will give my body and soul only to her" way, not the "grrr! I wish I was a chad! life isn't fair!" way
>wants to explore the strange side of life together (strange as in seeing the HR Giger museum or a Herman Nitsch performance, weirdosphere topics, etc)
>has Uncle Iroh energy
>acoustic or AuDHD
>has an aura that confuses 99% of people
>believes we have to keep charming/wooing each other even when the relationship is "established"
>doesn't have to be fit but does some sort of exercise/physical activity regularly, or wants to start
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30 M NYC
Discord: itzzandr0id
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>>34208299
sign me up for one of these too
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me: 18f
discord username: .purification.
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>>34208380
how it feels to say nigger guilt free
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>>34208299
Hey excuse me you can't just go around like that describing me perfectly down to a tee. Like...down to the jasmine tea sipping, dingus aura wielding, forever romantic features of mine...

Maybe add my discord and we can get weird with it? I'll send you the pretty flowers I find on my walks! birblover4994
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>>34208512
Oops forgot to include said pretty flowers....and a bee
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>>34208299
>>34208340
Your tag?
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>>34206368
Are you still around?
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>a woman who has a dark side to her. intelligent, loves questions, riddles, games. loves life, talkative and happy. cherishes laughter.

liliac_purple
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me: 19 F Brazil

It's hard for me to actually get feelings for people so a low maintenance friendship is fine too. I also enjoy VC since i like drawing or doing other things while chatting.

disc: mmduv
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>>34206368
I'm Australian, but I meet two or three of your criteria at most.
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>>34208299
this is me but I'm 26
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>>34208380
>PNW
Too bad. Have fun with Mt. Rainier though
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>>34210132
Damn. I wish i was Brazilian
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>>34208859
post yours
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>>34208299
>>34208340

Discord: babanoog
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My imaginary girlfriend, though I have too many types to put on paper

Add me if you want, discord is romanticique
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>>34208512
>>34212478
How do you feel about [spoiler]melanated queens[/spoiler] or [spoiler]living in the UK[/spoiler]?
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>>34213490
>the Ctrl+S shortcut worked
>but spoilers don't
o-okay
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>dsc
pineco2759
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>>34213543
>im a dumb asian chink spammer
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>>34213490
Yes and Yes!! Well...I don't live in the UK, but escaping from Burgerland hell one day would be awesome.
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>>34208299
How old are you? Would you ever Canada.
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>>34180129
This spoke to me anon but I'm older than you.
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>>34208299
I would say that you described me pretty well
tuna_with_a_t_u is my discord tag
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>>34151672
im a 20M, my ideal gf is intelligent, funny, not dry, mentally strong. being a virgin is a must. preferably not a smoker. fit body (doesn't have to be athletic but not fat or skinny either).
i would like her to read, maybe a philosopher. her mind must be ready to actually engage with conversation and not answer at face-value if that makes sense. be courageous enough to wonder and ask, dont be a dead sack. of course, if she has something she doesnt like about me she can tell me.

text me if ur interested:
disc: snackium.
insta: deoxyribose60
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>>34153935
Ughh you’re soo far awayyy from :(
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ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I like women who are dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a dark sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men , Drug users, Extremists, Other trans people, dog owners cuz I hate dogs, gun owners, trumpers, people who are poly, people who smoke cigs/vape/weed


>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply...
.,,,.
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21/ftm

looking for men who want to be mean to me :3
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>>34215734
Delusional ruined woman
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>>34215734
post contact
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>>34215799
oh sorry I'm @gaylittlealtacc on twitter
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>>34215802
can we talk somewhere besides twitter
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>>34215828
I only have twt :(
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>>34215831
cuz i made one and cant find you
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>>34215845
my bad it's @littlegayaltacc
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>>34210132
I look like this and say this
sent you a friend request
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>>34215711
Back from your ban colton?
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>>34165022
>petty arguments and fights, constant blocking unblocking
80% of ur post sounds just like my piece of shit ex, I'd recommend everyone sane to avoid such individual less they want to develop similar mental illnesses
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>>34213490
I wish I didn't live in the UK desu haha
But I'm open to "melanated queens"
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>>34218178
Why the fuck did it auto correct 'desu' to 'desu' I have never used that word in my life
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Okay... t b h
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I developed huge military kink and now want to talk to men in military because since I moved to Italy I can't stop seeing men in uniform
If you're in military in Europe please write me on discord pastelpinkroom
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>>34218324
military men are just more kind
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>>34211152
cowards
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>>Their qualities
shy and timid but can turn into a yapper once she is comfortable. Enjoys watching movies and wants to share her opinions about them. Always dreamt about doing stuff but never having the opportunity to do so, like driving deep out of the city and enjoying a hike in nature while having a little picnic. Values honestly and longs for connection that is deeper than just love. Doesn't have to be Christian, but supports me in my faith. Wants children.
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>>34208299
EnchainedFate is my Discord. I’m 36 year old virgin, already lost 50 pounds, very active but still have a bit to go sadly.
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>>34208299
Man I'm looking for something like that too. It's so hard to make anyone really interested for long enough.
But I guess that's my fault, not the other person's.
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Dammit, my ID changed. But well, I'm still the girl from >>34152854, if anyone's interested just add away.
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>>34152854
Wait where the fuck did my warning go?
Don't add thus person they are so mentally undtablevthey think all her problems are because of you. In-between the constant gaslighting and talking about how shit her life us because she refuses to do anything about it she will ghost you for days on end.
I know all this because it happened to me. She ghosted me for 8 days then came back and sent me a college level dissertation about how I never tried to talk to her once or get to know her when I knew she was reading my messages and refused to respond.
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>>34220133
Why is there always someone in these kind of threads chasing after me? Just because I had troubles with you doesn't mean I'll have them with everyone else. You're constantly chasing me every single time that I post, and if I'm being honest, I don't remember you. That's the reality of it. Sometimes people argue online and it's then forgotten, because they're not important fights. Get over it and just let me live, dude.
Sorry that I have a personality disorder, and sorry that I was not dealing with bullshit, you can't deal with mine, I don't have to deal with yours. Geez.
Let me tell ya, anyone who reads this, at least be sure that I'm gonna be intense and I'm gonna write, you can ask me directly. But this type of person just means I left an impression. I'm not forgettable, so at least I'll take that as compliment.
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>>34220156
Get hold of yourself. The person chasing you is always different because you are such a train wreck. I did not lie on anything I said.
I'm letting people know that you have an m.o and follow it precisely.
The only reason I remember. You is because I still have your chat open in my messages list because I and amazed at how your rant at me was 10x anything you'd ever said to me otherwise
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>>34220204
Last message I'll answer. But please remember the rules of the board. Do NOT stalk or harass other users. Also... I said it in my intro that I suffer from BPD and depression. I think anyone with a sound mind would understand that someone who has had a shitty life can sometimes react shittily, but anyone can react like that. I've also been ghosted! By MORE than one man who I managed to fall in love with! But I don't chase them down and hope to isolate them even further.
Take a look at yourself first and do better yourself so you won't end up with people like me. It's not healthy to hold grudges and you're not achieving anything doing this, aside of looking like an idiot. This is 4chan. You're a chud. I'm a BPDemon. This IS a containment site for people who don't fit anywhere else, so...
Tl;dr: just jack off and forget it dude
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>>34220214
>This is 4chan. You're a chud. I'm a BPDemon. This IS a containment site for people who don't fit anywhere else, so...
Truer words have never been spoken
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>Them
Female or trans (feminine), I'm open to ages, so from 18 to 45.
You have to be based in the UK or be willing to move, I'm over LDR if there's no goal of being together irl.
I'm open to personality, be who you are and let me fall for that. Having an ideal personality is weird, I want to get to know you (although I don't like cheaters or ghosters but who does?).

Body wise I'm also very open! I like slim petite people and tall people, thicc/chubby and even just quite beyond chubby. Every body type has something to love!
But no morbidly obese ham planets, I don't want to fuck a water bed filled with gravy.
Oh or stick thin skeletal nightmares! It'll be like fucking a deck chair.

I like someone who is a little bit needy, nerdy, and nice!

My only hard requirement is that you're sexual, open minded, maybe even extremely perverted because I have a lot of out there taboo kinks.


>Me

34, Male, UK
>Sexuality
Pansexual, but I only really like feminininity
>About me
I'm a mostly upbeat , easy going guy who is weird and funny. I'm quite caring and I pay attention and I'm at a stage in life where I want something serious and tangible that'll last.

Physically I'm quite attractive. Dark wavy hair, dark eyes, 6 foot tall, 7.5 inch cock (it's really thick too), slight dad bod, a little hairy, mostly in shape!

>Kinks
Ageplay, free use, breeding, CNC, incest roleplay, abuse, dom/sub, ownership.
I also quite like hentai in it's many forms.
You don't have to have all of these kinks, just one or two is good. I'm open to nearly everything, those are just some recent favourites that come to mind.


>Hobbies/interests
Video Games like BG3, a Pokémon fan, some indie games, I'll play most things! Particularly retro games on an emulator.
Also a bit of a film buff, love to write.

I'm a DM and play D&D too much. If I'm not doing that I'm walking my dog.

>Contact
Discord: Cybertwat
Teleguard: 4ZPU6WK6E
Snap: kane1x
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If anyone is wondering, you will receive someone similar to what I wrote in this image! What I am looking for above all else is back-and-forth, understanding, and being stunned at the similarities we can find in each other but intrigued by the differences. VC should be on the table after developing some rapport
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a man can dream, even if his dream makes no sense
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ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I like women who are dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a dark sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men , Drug users, Extremists, Other trans people, dog owners cuz I hate dogs, gun owners, trumpers, people who are poly, people who smoke cigs/vape/weed


>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply........,,...,
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>>34206368
Fits me perfectly, but I'm in Burgerville
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>>34151672
Go for 80% of one or the other
>asl
19m canada
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She doesn't exist.

Disc: drpepperinyourpepper
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>>34215184
Thanks for responding. I left these alone for a while, but its nice to know im not delusional. If you don't mind me asking, how old are you exactly?
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>>34208299
Oh wow, an alluring bait that fits me, these are rare!
I'd bite under different circumstances but don't got the time for that now.
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>ASL 29/m/Indiana
>Physical description
5'7 Imagine a Senshi type but bald and goatee
>Short bio about yourself - Hobbies and Interests
Old tech, Cassette Futurism, Atom-Punk, History, Philosophy. 29/m Ex-Chef working in hotels now. Got into Industrial Metal, No Wave, Sludge lately. Picking up saxaphone after a few years away and Harmonica.
>Looking for
Relationship, I adore, and i mean Adore Super Skinny neet shut in. I am just as weird as you, I learned how to mask real well, So im on the path to Success. In the runnings for a promotion. Mtf, Ftm, and F are cool. Honestly serious in the streets silly at home. The Dynamic I love is, Bratty Bottom in charge of Service top. Clingy? Needy? Yes i will let you microchip me so you can make sure I'm actually at work. Voice Chat? When you are comfortable. I can start with it. Working on yourself? Let me help. I love my twiggy kinky trauma people. Trust me i've been through it myself.
>Not looking for
Masculine men, Im Bi but i've never been attracted to masculine men.
>Boards
/his /ck /vr /r9k
>Interests
As stated hobbies above. I'm also trying to write again and might pick up word working.
>Favorite album
Ziggy Stardust, Godspeed you! Black Emperor
>Contact
Maxamillionking
>Final remarks
I'm told i give off dad vibes, I love supporting and giving you attention. Also an absolute fucking freak if i like you.

Also if i added you or you added me and it didnt work out? Try me again? It can take me a minute to kinda, adjust to new folks.
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>>34215616
lately i’ve been considering maybe getting back into long-distance. shoot me a dm if you’re still interested.

discord tag:
sh7n7gam7
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>>34232579
What's it like being well below the average height for 80% of the world's countries?
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>>34201988
self pity bump~
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Hmmmm
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>>34234418

>no post in here
>insults

what's it like being a loser
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28/f/Europe
Disc: river036655
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>>34224002
fat and ugly


skip
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>>34237841
fat and ugly too
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>>34237855
I'm neither of those things, so that's a bizarre statement to make
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>>34237874
prove it
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>>34237909
I'm 170cm and 56kg, so a healthy weight in a BMI chart
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>>34237977
post a pic or ur lying
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>>34237841
>>34237874
>>34237977
Stop getting baited by this retard and add me back on dc!
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>>34237841
>wants marriage and many kids
>28
You must be in a hurry!
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>>34237989
Re-send the request please
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>>34238624
fat ass ugly ass
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>>34237841
All me but I'm not sexually submissive. Oh well better luck next time
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>Their qualities
See the picture. If you have any other traits that may fit, that's good! It's alright if you don't fit all of these traits. Let me know which ones you think fits you.
>A/S/L
26, M, Denmark. Used to LDR's.
>How do I look?
I am normally built, currently losing weight and working out. 5'10, 170lbs, caucasian. I am Nordic, I like keeping my hair semi-long and keeping a sharp beard. My eyes are blue, and my hair is red/hazel, turning dark with age. If we talk, I'll happily show. I have a deep "bass" voice.
>Who am I?
I am a "normal" guy who's really just looking for a girl to give my love to and to feel loved by. I feel lucky that I don't have any diagnoses, chronic injuries or anything. I speak English fluently (I've been mistaken as an American in my own country), so as long as you can communicate well, there shouldn't be any barriers in terms of language. I also speak some German and I'm learning Ukrainian. I work security with the police, formerly at the military, where I earn enough to sustain myself and drive a decent car. In my free time, I like to watch movies, play games and spend time with my family. I'm a trained and aspiring actor as well, but I haven't done any big work yet.
>Not looking for:
Pretentious "you gotta impress me" types. Trans people. Polyamorous. If you have ever cheated in a relationship, I won't be interested.
>Contact
Discord: _red_9276 (reply to me here if you sent a request)
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this is my ex when she was still alive.
moth_dander

lf schizo pilled (emphasis on the pills) baddie
idc if you do drugs
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>ASL
34, male.

>About/Interests/Hobbies
I'm an introverted nerd that spends my day either working or playing video games. If you like JRPGs, visual novels and the likes, we will get along. I'm very empathetic, likes chatting but don't really do a whole lot other than that, since usually my work takes most of my free time.

>Looking for
I'm looking for something very specific.

I'm pretty wealthy already. I intend to save money very aggressively for the next 7 or so years, and then move somewhere very cheap (like the Philippines), retire and live lavishly. I'm looking for a girl who wants to join me there. Granted, this is still ways off so there is no guarantee, and we will have to do things remotely for a while (though I will be able to visit you often or semi often, depending on where you are).

After we retire and move, you will be able to live on my expense and have a very high quality of life (though in a cheap country), so this may be good for women who feel like they have nowhere to go, are NEETs or think they may have no future.

>Not looking for
Anything else really.

>Contact
auren_night
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>>34239629
what a scumbag you are
no respect
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>>34238624
resent it. joker asuka pfp
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About me:
>F, Asian, early 30s, Italy (N.), 5'2", 58 kg
>Employed, don't smoke or do drugs. Barely drink. Generally good health.
>Introverted, rational, independent, loner, definitely autistic, somewhat artistic, unfortunately self-conscious, apparently empathetic. INTJ. It's hard for me to open up to other people which is why I've been mostly alone my whole life, doesn't help that I'm not very talkative in general. I've always felt just fine being by myself; still, I would be very happy if I could meet a guy who I can truly be comfortable with and share my life with him. In return I feel like I could be a loyal, dependable, understanding and supportive gf.
>Likes/interests: good fiction from any media (esp. anime/manga/videogames), hiking, cycling, nature, personal finance, English (yeah, the language)
>Dislikes: hypocrites, pretentiousness, muslims, bedrotting, normalfags
>I'd like to meet often and easily, please no LDRs
Contact:
tirucalli@proton.me
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>>34241146
Me except I'm in the UK
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About me:
32/M/Utah
I'm an average guy who enjoys art, languages, running, DnD, guitar, anime, and soccer. I'm white, 5'11, slim, with black hair, green eyes, and glasses. I'm a big nerd, introverted, a bit shy, but genuinely love connecting with others.
If you're interested, I'd love to chat!
Discord: crock47
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Just wanted to drop in and say that these threads can in fact work. Been with my bf for 5 years now after adding him off of a thread like this so dont give up hope
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>>34242478
Damn you must've been in some of the first threads i did. I started ~around~ 5 years ago. I took a format that was horrible and ran with it. Good on you and i hope you are happy and continue to be happy
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>>34226925
Are you looking for a green card perchance
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>>34242539
This exact same format has existed for 10 years, tf are you talking about
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>>34243762
I'll take a greencard of he doesn't want it
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>>34243762
Are you?
>Aus <\3
If you want to chat my email is nevervaxxing at protonmail dot com. I'm mid 30s, 6'2, bearded with some body hair and a strong bearmode build. I'm open-minded, I love acquiring/sharing knowledge (worked as a tutor before) and D/S is a major turn on.
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>>34242478
People get struck by lightning but it doesn't make it a good way to commit suicide
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>>34204418
i also sort of met someone, is it really legit? we spent months talking though he's unavailable because of work. i miss him. tell me its worth it please :(
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>>34218324
Lol I met one here and he’s the best. Can’t say for sure, but I think they mostly avoid the women who actively seek military men
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>>34242539
It was a comfy edition or something of the sort if I recall, not just the normal ideal partner thread.
>>34244913
Not sure what you are trying to insinuate with that. I am more than happy with my boyfriend.
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About me:
25/M/white/Northern-Midwest
I am 6'3, decently fit going to the gym at least once a week, usually more. Bodyfat% is about 17-18% but that doesn't mean much.
I'm pretty nerdy, I enjoy seeing nature and hiking or just driving through parks to see some animals. I have a lot of fun with photography, so I definitely would like to use my ideal person as the focus on for pictures for whenever we travel. It's just a fun hobby I haven't invested anything but time inti though. I am a pretty good cook, working with former Hell's Kitchen chefs for a while.

There is a lot I could share with you about myself, and I'd probably be okay with doing it all right here, but better to keep it short and sweet.
Disc: Prodicco
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>>34208299
>>34237841
good luck...
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>>34245595
I'm saying you got lucky not saying your boyfriend is bad
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>>34227456
Haha me except I'm actually the goonerater
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>>34247378
avoid. he has a bunch of accounts and keeps tabs on women here
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>>34247453
Gooning wards off the predators
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up soulful thread
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>>34247453
What the flip
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>>34206368
Ah fuck it you are describing me, even the most neet shut ins open up and have fun with me. Disc
Maxamillionking
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ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I like women who are dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a dark sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men , Drug users, Extremists, Other trans people, dog owners cuz I hate dogs, gun owners, trumpers, people who are poly, people who smoke cigs/vape/weed


>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply.....,,,.,.
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>>34151672
I would draw something but... lazy rn.

>me
18 F USA NC
Appearance: White Scene/alt girl, dirty blonde 5''3 with hazel eyes
Interests: I am a huge kinkster (switch) into a wide variety of fetishes, but I am interested in a monogamous relationship. I like to draw, play vidya, and ride horses, as well as many many other hobbies. I'm also big into fashion. unfortunately a furry as well. I've been told I'm intelligent and (cringe i know) "Mature For My Age." I am very very empathetic and caring, sometimes to a fault. I have PTSD and but am committed to becoming a better person and not succumbing to mental illness. I also have Autism. I am a very motivated person. I am generally a happy, positive, and outgoing person, but I can be awkward and shy sometimes. Happy to answer any questions!

>looking for
Average-skinny feminine/not too manly looking guy age 18-25, nothing older please. I'm ok with long distance. I DO NOT WANT TO BE YOUR MOMMY! (maybe in a kinky way... but I don't wanna do everything for you. basically, no lazy people.) Someone who is empathetic and kind would be great, and has similar hobbies. Being kinky is also extremely important, but also wanting monogamy. Also, please please please no porn addiction or cheating tendencies- I'm really tired of being cheated on. Someone who is romantic and likes to take initiative in the relationship instead of leaving all the decisions up to me. I prefer a, err, how do i say this? More "feminine" or "submissive" guy. I like to dominate most of the time, tho I also like to have a break occasionally. Preferably also autistic.

Discord is Psycho.kitty.zombie even if you dont fit all this lets chat!

>>34218182
newfag alert </3
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>>34251556
discord doesnt work
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>>34251752
ye. I changed my tag because i just had a conversation with an absolute nutjob. send me your """application""" here: usoc0096@gmail.com
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>>34251781
yo check ur gmail.
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>>34165022
Good fucking luck bitch lmao, you want a YOUNGER guy to be your father figure? Your age window of being this selective passed.
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>>34159451
>Knows the meaning of S.W.A.G
>Otaku and Virgin
>Racist homophobic transphobic sexist

>CANT FREQUENT R9K B OR SOC
Are you fucking stupid anon?
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>>34252535
With what youve commented thus far why in the world would she bother wanting to talk to you??
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>>34254568
iwhy don't you ask her yourself?
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I wish I had a boyfriend who calls me kitty and lets me be a live-in housewife and takes me out for fun things and promises to love and cherish me forever :( keeps me safe from things that want to do me harm but provides for me an acceptable comfortable and fun life while I am here on this miserable earth, it doesn't have to be the best life but just to make it livable
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>>34255094
>>34255095
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>>34255094
>>34255095
Wife material desu.
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>>34255094
I wish you'd stream again like you wouldn't believe.
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>>34255094
Any chance you have a throwaway to contact you?
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>>34255094
Your @?
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>>34255094
Didnt you post in the other thread and get endlessly ridiculed for wanting a sugar daddy-esq boyfriend?
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>>34255638
no?

>>34255135
:3
>>34255234
I don't have privacy, I live with someone who wouldn't allow the kind of language or discussion I used to talk about on streams. My energy is repressed, the streams wouldn't feel the same unless my energy can be free.

>>34255346
>>34255632
it's hazelkitt
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>>34251556
sounds great but you're on the other side of the country!!! ZAMN
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>>34247453
I don't keep tabs on anyone, maybe stop adding every guy you see on here to ask them for money, especially when they specifically mention not wanting to be contacted by you and it won't be that obvious when you're using your alt accounts to do so.
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>>34256004
Isnt she a minor? Swear she got banned from a server I was in
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>>34254017
>/b/tard / /soc/alite / robot confused at the fact that he is the lowest common denominator
Many such cases! allow me to show you the light
*puts palm to your forhead and within 0.7 seconds of the data transfer you start screaming like an anamatronic and tear your own head off and die*
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>>34256004
>>34227456
posting a screenshot of a private conversation doesn't make what I said any less true. also what's up with all the accounts and lying about your age? pretty weird!
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>>34254680
Your kidding me, she’s actually humoring you?
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>>34158555
This is surprisingly relatable, but I'm a bit old for you.
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>>34259775
what, like you play scriabin?
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>>34151672
24/M/Hungary/6'4
Im very depressed, I need some help.
dc: pusztitopako47
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>>34260521
cmon man be realistic
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>>34206368
not sure if you are still looking but I tick almost all these boxes. M36 - Aus.
discord - toyosan7
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>>34261104
She never added anyone to begin with
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>>34237841
Are you very intelligent yourself and are you capable and competent and do you have a job you are good at?
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He doesn't exist
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>>34262374
So close but im an emotionless husk
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>>34262374
I'm the only one in my family who doesn't need glasses
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>>34255095
How can you "Defend Evropa" if your mode of life requires that Europeans be castrated? Do families with children need to have 2.5 kids to make up for your dent in the population's susteinance? 3? More?
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this flavor of mentally ill bicurious dude
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tag: hmm02728
everything i wrote applies to me too <3 i have a slim hourglass figure, in my mid 20s, cis woman etc. pls only add me if the stuff mentioned in the picture applies to you as well, will tell you more about myself once we get to talk!
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Hello! 24 M, USA here! I am looking for a longterm stroking pal. Biggest thing is I am looking for someone I click well with and can be actual friends with, not just horny stroke buddies (butt definitely that too)

>>Sexy Stuff
I am really into big booty girls, dancing girls, women in tight clothes, and more. I have a pretty small 4 incher, and I LOVE being humiliated for it! I currently have a hard time edging and lasting a long time when stroking so I would love a more experienced (HUNG) and older buddy to help me and my little dicklet stroke! While I am not looking for a feeder, I would definitely prefer a buddy who enjoys sharing porn, and does so frequently, although I also am able to share! I would love a bud to control my little dicky and make it cum whenever he wants:) also I love BBC!!!

>>Some Women I like
VixenP, LyraCr0w0, Alexis Texas, Siri Dahl, Jade Ramsey, GGE, Assondra, Ashley Alban and more!

>>Normal hobbies ETC.
I am into all nerdy things, comics, gaming, computers, anime, technology, music, and more! Please reach out about games, computer stuff, anything like that I would love to discuss! Some of my favorite games included, Enter/Exit the Gungeon, TBoI, and other roguelikes, at the moment I am playing through Cyberpunk2077!

>>Not looking for
Please don't reachout if you aren't seriously looking for a long term buddy, or if you would ghost me. I am also not a buyer of any sort, don't share money with people online. Please reach out!

My discord is: lilbrim

Thanks for reading!
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>>34263486
Added you on Discord. My tag is soraumi64.
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>>34262374

contact?
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>>34263922
kik is sealgirl.1
I can give discord through here
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>>34262374
I done do exist

Add discord dronkdroving1333
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>>34255094
This is a trans woman btw guys
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>>34264959
Who could have thought?
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>>34256437
>cassielovesfood
>has to change ip to post because she gets banned every time for begging and selling
yeah for some reason I believe that guy more than you
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>>34264959
Man*
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>>34265180
Yeah doesnt help that she tries to defend herself in the worst way possible every time by coming in and saying it was out of context
>buy me games and i will send you nudes
That can never be taken out of context
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>>34265895
>>34265180
Damage control. Still doesn't refute the original claims no matter the source
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ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I like women who are dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a dark sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men , Drug users, Extremists, Other trans people, dog owners cuz I hate dogs, gun owners, trumpers, people who are poly, people who smoke cigs/vape/weed


>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply...............
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>>34267122
No Goth thread to shit up eh?
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30s m Southwest USA
discord: rootbarq
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>20 f USA
>be me
>be brown girl on the internet
obviously if ur a totally brown girl hater don’t dm me T_T
im sorta shy so id really like to get to know you before anything else… also im not a virgin! I only have one body tho hope that’s okay… so if ur a nerdy guy with glasses and brown hair and you sorta look like simon the chipmunk please dm me :3
disc: sstarstrukk
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>>34271250
You're really cute and I wish you good luck
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>>34271318
Thanks hehe if I get stalked and killed cuz of this thread imma be really mad
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>>34271386
Then you'll end up immortalized in a bunch of shitty true crime YouTube videos
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>>34271593
Or as an entry in someone's 4chan iceberg chart
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>>34263151
>2/3 movie
>1/3 manga
>1/3 games
>bicurious
im out
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>A/S/L
21 M France

>Physically
Shoulder length brown curly hair, brown eyes, 175cm, 55kg last time I checked (might be more or less idfk), I try to work out every morning on my way to my wagie office job (I walk 8km daily, I do pull ups and abs at a street workout thing mostly)


I don't mind doing almost anything as long as I do it with someone who cares, I do have preferences though :

>Multiplayer games (I've only really played VS for the past 3 months)
Vintage Story, helldivers 2, vermintide 2, darktide, insurgency sandstorm, Mordhau, Ready or Not, Dominions 5&6 (I am insanely bad at it), Neverwinter nights, Space Marines 2, E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy, Barony

>Some anime I really liked
Ancient Magus' Bride, Attack on Titan (kinda nostalgia), Cyberpunk Edgerunners, Land of the Lustrous, Undead Murder Farce, The Fable, Megalobox, Planetes, Evangelion, Darling in the Franxx, Brave Bang Bravern, Gundam Thunderbolt & Origin Movies, Fireball, Ghost in the Shell


I don't know what else I can say here, I'm just looking for the other half of me for whom I will be very attentive and caring
I thought I had found her, but after 3 months she decided we shouldn't be together because of LDR, and she didn't want to wait
Note that I don't want to linger and wallow, I just want to move on with my life, and for that I can't be alone
Disc: marn4848
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>>34271250

>doesn't play league NON NEGOTIABLE

lmao HAAHAHAH someone got cheated on by a leeg dweeb and his discorderella, i get it
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my other ideal gf is two gfs (no more)

disc: brevity.is
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Hi :)
>A/S/L:
M/21/USA, NY/NJ/PA area

>Physically:
Tall, with eastern euro features, dark brown hair and eyes. 6’3/200lbs. Dress normally idk.

>Personally:
Smile and laugh a lot with people I know really well, But on the outside usually really quiet and shy. Very sarcastic, honest, and can be serious or very unserious depending on the situation.

>Looking for:
I’m looking for someone that can 1) understand me and my horrible jokes and humor 2) lives close to me 3) willing to get to know each other well and want to see where it goes. I’d like you to be female, in my area, more on shy/quiet side, and can laugh a lot like me :p

Disc: lukaxmwq
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>>34272234
In their defense, I wouldn't want to be associated with anyone that plays ASSFAGGOTS games either.
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ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I like women who are dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a dark sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men , Drug users, Extremists, Other trans people, dog owners cuz I hate dogs, gun owners, trumpers, people who are poly, people who smoke cigs/vape/weed


>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply....,.
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>>34262458
Are you in Canada?
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>>34260564
Hello anon, I am also asking you… Are you in Canada? I'm from Canada, obviously ^^ I am 20F and I think I fit everything here!
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>>34276126
It doesnt matter
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>>34276199
Feeling that tonight ;_; Regardless, I hope you have a good night, anon (or perhaps day?)
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>>34276238
Nah nothing against you, ive just been given my notice to be evicted because someone in my complex decided to kill our landlord. I feel like finding a new place to live is higher priority
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>>34276246
Holy cow. I'm so sorry to hear that. How long do you have to find a new place?
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>>34276261
2 months. But thanks to that i have 0 references and i really cant find anywhere to move
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>>34276285
Do you have any friends or family nearby you can stay with? Also, do you think you could put down friend/acquaintance as a reference instead? I think I've heard of people doing that. I know there's quite a lot to think about right now, I hope you can find some peace today. Just try go easy on yourself.
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>>34276314
Not really, no one accepts them for a reference. If they "do accept them" they dont help your case at all.
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>>34276162
Hi, Im not that person, but I am looking for something very similar, but Im from the US if that's okay

sneednfeed1129@protonmail.com
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>>34276162
What province are you from?
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>>34276377
They certainly make it difficult. How do you go about it if you've never lived on your own before? And your situation is very unique; someone has to be able to understand why you no longer have a reference, right? If not that is super unfair ;_;
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>>34276443
Nah we were one of the last buildings in the area not bought up by some fucking conglomerate and it shows. They all want the "people" in our building out of the area.
Now i either move 2 hours south or pay almost triple rent. Woo the options are grand.
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>>34262458
I don't mind. Regardless, I'm praying your situation improves
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>>34277170
Wait if thats you who is
>>34276162
>>34276238
>>34276314
>>34276443
???
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>>34277177
Ah, I’m sorry, I had to get some sleep but I didn’t let anyone know I was leaving!
>>34277170
This was actually not me - but I agree, I’m praying your situation improves. We've had a lot of issues with housing in my city too, although nothing comparable to this. Are you able to make the two hour move?
>>34276402
Hello anon :D I’m from BC! Sorry for the late reply, I was getting really sleepy but I should have let you know I was leaving
>>34276400
Hello anon! Thank you for your reply, I’m just leaving for work now but I promise will send you a message soon
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>>34277221
No problem. I'm in Ontario.
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>>34271719
no let's get married they were just examples of vibes
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>>34277328
different id cus phoneposting woops
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>>34277331
>>34277328
Was going to post a burner but im not in the mood now. Fucking people are going ballistic and i just took my sleeping pills. So cant sleep but super tired
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reposting cuz it worked before but things didnt work out

discord: mewstech
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i think we all should just commit suicide
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>>34278729
>isn't creeped out by loli

kys you pedophile faggot. Why would someone 25+ date you when they're already too old for you to be attracted to them?
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>>34278914
Why is a normalfag on 4chan?
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>>34271250
Checked off 90% of boxes but bc I wasn't emo, I was disqualified :(

Best of luck in your search
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>>34278916
why aren't you hanging from a noose?
please kill yourself at your earliest convenience
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>>34278924
what's the deal with normalfags and thinking they're morally righteous in their crusade against cartoons?
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>>34278927
Because everyone knows you'd be raping kids if it were legal.
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>>34278931
stop projecting your fantasies onto internet strangers ma'am
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>>34278940
you're a pedo nigger and need to be put down like the animal you are.
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>>34278901
Just give me 3 more years and I'll get right on that.
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>>34151672
Bisexual so both GF and BF included.
My stats:
>ASL
Early 20s/TransMale/USA
>About
I share a lot of qualities already shown in picrel; introvert, khhv, asexual, atheist, and apolitical however I would like to note that I am 100% neurotypical. Physicality wise, fair skinned, straight short brown hair, brown eyes, no tats or piercings, nearing 2 years on testosterone so generous body hair but no facial hair, I stray to the shorter side in terms of height and have an overall flat somewhat androgynous build.
>Looking for
Just reference the image, note that the stuff in bold are the stuff considered dealbreakers. For women, the personality and lifestyle is more uptight while the appearance not so much, just don't be fat. For men its somewhat flipped.
>Not Looking for
High sex drive, non-Americans, heavily religious.
>Contact/Discord
To avoid trolls, reply with yours + your ASL.
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26 m usa, discord is internetwithdrawal
a man can dream, ok
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>>34277221
Dont forget!
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>>34278729
Dangerously based. I hope you find a nice girl anon.
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>Age/Sex/Location
35/male/St. George, Utah (primary) & Las Vegas, Nevada (secondary)

>About
-White
-/o/tist/car hoarder
-Stock/Crypto/Precious Metal investor
-Good with computers
-Likes vintage tech, hates most modern tech
-Not self-hating
-Pureblood/unvaxxed

>MINIMUM STANDARDS FOR PARTNER:
-19-35/BIOLOGICAL FEMALES ONLY/White and/or asian (just be pale)
-Pureblood/unvaxed
-Drawfag/artist
-Wants both parties in the relationship to be their best selves
-Has at least a cursory knowledge of internet lore and/or frequents sites like Kiwifarms
-Does NOT use social media (particularly Tiktok, Facebook, and sites like them)
-Not easily offended by things like unpopular opinions or slurs
-Goth/alt (optional), Thicc/curvy, tomboyish
-does (or would do) aerobics/80's exercise video workouts as an exercise routine

>BONUS
-Frequents /pol/
-Is in Utah/Arizona/Nevada/Southern California
-Mostly dresses in workout clothes and would shamelessly wear them on a date
-Likes messing around with AI applications
-Looking for a roommate to contribute to the rent (If we hit it off and actually get along, if you're relatively sane and not a NEET, and you're interested in relocating)

>NOT LOOKING FOR
-Guys
-Trannies/LGBT
-Dark skinned individuals <-- This cannot be stressed enough. DO NOT contact me if you are one of these.
-Leftards
-Single Moms <-- Seriously, don't contact me if you're one of these. I will not lower myself to helping you raise the offspring of your deadbeat exes.
-Anyone outside of the US <-- This one I simply cannot stress enough
-Retards who are gonna die in a few years because they took the (((vaccine))) <-- This one I simply cannot stress enough

>Dicksword
vactuberadio
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>>34281731
CORNIX IS BACK YAY
THE LOLCOW HAS RETURNED
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>>34281881
cornix is in the EU and like 8 hours younger. This guy has been posting here for probably a decade or longer at this point.
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*8 years
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>>34276162
no but i can be a passport bro im in usa. are you pretty? what’s your ideal bf?
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25M, NA, CST.

open to a lot. just want a cute, small girl to take care of. short-hair's a must. pixie cuts, wolf cuts, whatever. this is really my only must.

im average height, average weight, spend a lot of time gaming or on discord, editing/writing, enjoy film and animation. im a total dork and just lookin for anything so long as they vibe with me. im okay with non-binary afab or trans-m (pre t).

discord is: wisp.fire
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>>34262374
I do exist, but being on depression/anxiety meds (that I'm off of now) made me normal weight instead of the 6'1 ghoulish lanklet I used to be, and my saint is Anthony of Padua. Goofy dirty-blond moustache is present because people keep telling me it looks good but I'm not attached to it in any capacity.

Personally I'm looking for a preferably-tall-with-short-hair girl who's probably some kind of artist, reads Borges and Russian lit, likes eclectic folk and world music, or has an undue attachment to the Sega Genesis. Well, it's probably hopeless to actually find someone with the same interests as me, but it would be nice.
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>>34282388
>Personally I'm looking for a preferably-tall-with-short-hair girl who's probably some kind of artist, reads Borges and Russian lit, likes eclectic folk and world music, or has an undue attachment to the Sega Genesis
Two of my favourite books are by Bulgakov and Borges, and I do draw as a hobby, however I am average height and will probably never cut my hair again
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>>34206368
With the exception of the age (23) i fit most of that and am in aus
_kaiwww
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>>34284349
Should clarify that tag is for discord
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>>34170412
You seem chill and we've got some mutual interests and wouldnt mind being your friend but im a man so it wouldnt work out
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>>34284268
>Bulgakov

The Master and Margarita is probably my favorite book ever.

>will probably never cut my hair again

Are you attempting to become an actual hermit? Regardless if you'd like to talk more my telegram is spearofbear
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>Me: f/20s/usa
This feels like a shot in the dark but it seems the SFW thread is full of unserious gooners so this is my last resort lol
>discord: 2197283
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>>34279550
this is probably the closest i've ever gotten to being someone's ideal
im like 12.5/14 (im 20 and have alot of chest/stomach hair, the .5 is because im currently clean shaven but i dont normally shave often enough to be constantly clean shaven)
but because of my sheer lack of self-respect and confidence (also you are trans, which would not go well with my friends and family) and the overall fact that im too scared to interact first things probably wouldnt go well between us and it just wouldnt work out..
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Does this person exist? This would be my dream but idk if they exist…
> straight male
> age 25+
> at least 5’8
> six inches
> physically fit, not overweight, not scrawny
> self reflective
> politically liberal
> atheist
> /lit/
> high iq
> kind and warm
> very lovey dovey
> dominant in bed
> “F” type in mbti
> uses 4ch
> artistic
> likes cool music
> weeb
> doesn’t like porn that much
> no bpd or npd
> dates for marriage
> not racist or poltard or schizo
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>>34284857
I added you, I'm a little younger than your age range but I meet all of your other criteria
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>>34245707
wait... wtf... I'm also autistic.... I think we meet all of each other's criteria. I was only here, though, because I just got out of a long-term relationship and felt hopeless that no one like this existed. Well, I know you exist at least. Sorry, not ready to leave any kind of contact :<
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>>34285010
>straight male
>physically fit
>high iq
Possible
>politically liberal
and you've ruined it
No, this person doesn't exist. I'm sorry.
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>>34285010
i'm very close to this ideal but i'd just break your heart
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>>34285921
why do you say that?
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>>34285974
he posted earlier saying he wants 2 gfs at once, don't pay attention to that loser. modern males are the worst
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>>34285076
>and you've ruined it
Even if it may break your chud reality usually the more racist you are the less educated you are and the less wealthy you are. Its why the only women into nazis are third worlders hoping to escape the third world or equally poor first worlders.
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>>34285010
Actually me though
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>>34285993
>>34285993
Poor people tend to be more racist because they're the ones who actually have to live with brownoids. Pretty telling, eh?
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>>34285993
Reddit is down the road, Xa'am
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ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I like women who are dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a dark sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men , Drug users, Extremists, Other trans people, dog owners cuz I hate dogs, gun owners, trumpers, people who are poly, people who smoke cigs/vape/weed


>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply......,,',..,
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>>34285010
Probably not lol. Get a grip.
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>>34285010
1. /lit/ is pretentious nonsense.

2. I'm a T type.

3. I'm not liberal but I'm not conservative either. Both sides are stupid and don't have a logical basis for most of what they believe. Most women are liberal and I've made my peace with that as the cost of doing business but rabidly political women like you seem to be are too much to deal with.

I fit the rest but it doesn't really matter because it's not about a checklist but the spirit of what the checklist is looking for as in you're looking for a specific type of guy and it's easy to picture what that "type" of guy is and that guy is a faggot.
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To follow up, I thought of the perfect example of the perfect man for the girl I responded to.

This Youtuber and giant faggot named Dr. Mike. One anecdote sums that guy up which is he was vocal about preaching about masking and social distancing and all of that during Covid. Then he was spotted at a yacht party where no one was social distancing or wearing a mask.
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>>34284268
>>34284385
Made a Kik also with the same ID but couldn't find yours from >>34264104 (I forgot this board even had Poster ID, I don't really come here very often)
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26f

dc: meowmeowsaysmeow
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>>34286517

oops
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>>34286518
heightcels cucked againdgmjw fmcl
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>>34285076
Beyond the fact most women find racism to be low IQ behavior, it's also just evident that if a guy is racist he's probably a shitty person in other ways as well. Racists have a chronic inability to take responsibility for their own actions, hence why they rely on race so much as a means of assigning virtue while overlooking their own lack of it. Besides, dodging /pol/tards just makes sense if you don't wanna end up murdered or raped.
I'd say "I hope you learn from this" but you'll tell me to kill myself anyway so I'll just say I've probably talked to over a hundred femanons and fembots over the years and it's just kinda universally agreed that /pol/tards are the least desirable mates even for long distance. No one likes men with a low emotional IQ.
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>>34284857
this chick lies about stuff to make herself seem more intelligent than she actually is.
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>>34286833
I haven't lied about a single thing to anyone lol wtf?? If you're salty I ghosted because you displayed too many red flags or didn't accept an anime pfp just say that
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>>34285010
I check all those (except "weeb" and "atheist") but I probably live too far from you. Good luck on your search.
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My ideal partner will let me rent their womb for $100,000 and bear my children. I have a supportive family and I don't have to work, so I have ample free time to raise kids.

Feel free to inquire. I won't provide details until you can confirm you're real.

koro04031
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>22-30
>obedient
>introverted
>redhead
>not bpd
>has weird fetishes and likes being a pervert
>wants to be a live-in cosplay doll/fuck pet (cooking is a bonus)
>doesn't mind my negative view of the world
>likes to cuddle and hug a lot

Not going to post contact because I don't deserve someone like that honestly
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>>34287179
You didn't say no fat chicks though. I'm sure you could find all of that if you're willing to go up to let's say 200lbs.
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>>34287232
I'm fine with fat chicks in theory (I'm fat myself) but I can't stand BO or excessive slovenliness and they usually go hand in hand. Also a lot of insecurity.
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>>34285010
i pretty much check out everything exept my age
but idk nothing abt u would u mind sharing general info abt u ?
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>>34284857
Me but I'm not a US citizen
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>>34285010
i check a lot of those boxes but some fundamentals aren’t met
>straight male
>28
>6’0
>7.5in
>fit
>self reflective
>politically national socialist
>agnostic
>/lit/
>high iq
>kind and warm
>very lovey dovey
>dominant in bed
>infj
>uses 4ch
>artistic
>likes cool music
>never watched anime
>not into porn
>mentally healthy
>dates for marriage
>extremely racist
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>>34287526
id date you if your dick was bigger and i wasnt already taken. good luck tho anon

t. married racist white female
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I am chubby/ bigger, 18, f. I like metal, video games and playing guitar.
Disc: loomboom06
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>>34287590
7.5 inches isn't big enough for you? Do you realize that's 98th percentile? (If he's measuring accurately)
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>>34286808
if youve talked to 100 women why dont you have a gf yet? owned liberal
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>>34286808
>so I'll just say I've probably talked to over a hundred femanons and fembots over the years
Oh man lol
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>>34288224
racist bitches are ran through
why do you think she's here even though she's married
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>>34286833
Explain!
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>>34285010
>> not racist or poltard or schizo
So close to being me.
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>>34288224
my husband is 8.5 <3
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>>34288578
thanks
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>>34287657
>added her
>she accepts
>no message
>i see she accepted
>send her a message
>nothing
Never change women of /soc/
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>>34288406
I'm basically completely retarded when it comes to women I don't think I'll ever have a gf even if I tried a thousand times.
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>>34286916
Normalfag
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>>34151672
i cant fucking for the life of me edit the pic properly without photoshop so i'll just write some stuff and if you feel like it applies to you reply

>average build, slightly chubby or really fit i dont really mind
>taller than me but that's not too difficult im 168cm
>preferably within the 25-40 age range
>likes to read and discuss/debate certain frameworks and ideas, and wants to perhaps proofread my essays
>doesnt mind me becoming increasingly more clingy with him and wanting to take care of him in every aspect but still wanting to retain a sense of independence and NOT become a numb tradwife tragedy
>enjoys religious traditions and theology to an extent, don't need to be religious however
>hypersexual man
>enjoys 70s folk music
>preferably not a conservative but able to crack inappropriate jokes and value memery
>wants me to yap about my special interests
>plays vidya with me from time to time
>actually manages to perceive the two of us as equals
>wears the clothes i handsew for him
>preferably on the spectrum like myself but not antisocial to a ridiculous extent of being a basement dweller
>doesnt really enjoy anime and weeb culture

that's about all i can think of for now
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>>34290267
we could get along, discord?
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>>34290322
u got protonmail?
invictoriastella@proton.me
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>>34288452
She lied about knowing multiple languages because when the reality is she justtt studied some a bit.
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>>34290640
She wants a white Nazi Chud who is a US citizen. It's pretty obvious she's a brown goblina from a south American country desiring a green card.

So she probably does know multiple languages, English + Spanish.
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>>34290267
Weirdly similar to me but I'm not what you want physically. 70s folk music I'm picky about, authentic performers are way better than larper urbanites who imitated them. I despise weeb shit.
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>>34290267
>>34290684
Actually nevermind. I'm politically nonlinear but far closer to conservative than not, I read your post wrong sorry. I'm very opposed to most aspects of feminism and the core ideas behind it.
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I do not see myself ever being in any kind of romantic or sexual relationship. However, if I were to imagine my "dream girl", this is what I imagine: she's an eccentric albino woman who performs as a face-painted circus acrobat and, in her spare time, enjoys avant-garde art (especially films) and is utterly fascinated by all things pertaining to dreams. She talks very minimally (if at all), preferring to communicate only through written notes. She is an extremely introverted loner and shows no real emotion, but has a rich inner fantasy life.
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>>34289758
if all the fembots are agreeing with you they hate poltards and not a single one of them wants to fuck you maybe they're just lying to you and the one with low emo iq is you?
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>>34291088
It doesn't really work like that though. Just because a woman doesn't like /pol/tards doesn't obligate her to fuck a non-/pol/tard. It's entirely possible I just have a terrible personality independent of not being a /pol/tard. I don't see why women who say they don't like /pol/tards would be lying. What do they gain from it if the person they're talking to isn't someone they're interested in having sex with?
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>>34290687
>cuckservative can't read and embarrasses himself in public
many such cases
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>>34290267
Oh shit its actually me. I'm the fucking guy.

As long as the clothes arent velvet or suede and I get to describe your dissertations as "not even wrong"

marxistfentanyl
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>>34290267
>average build, slightly chubby or really fit i dont really mind
chubby/dad bod haver
>taller than me but that's not too difficult im 168cm
180cm
>preferably within the 25-40 age range
27
>likes to read and discuss/debate certain frameworks and ideas, and wants to perhaps proofread my essays
i like getting into deep discussions. i'm not /lit/, but would proofread if things go well
>doesnt mind me becoming increasingly more clingy with him and wanting to take care of him in every aspect but still wanting to retain a sense of independence and NOT become a numb tradwife tragedy
i'm a clingy sort myself, but i do value the few friends i have immensely
>enjoys religious traditions and theology to an extent, don't need to be religious however
religion trauma from growing up, not atheist though. i'm agnostic, just don't want to be hamfisted
>hypersexual man
quiet in the streets horny in the sheets
>enjoys 70s folk music
not particularly
>preferably not a conservative but able to crack inappropriate jokes and value memery
i'm just a silly guy. slightly left leaning centrist politically but i come off as conservative because of how i express my opinions
>wants me to yap about my special interests
non negotiable.
>plays vidya with me from time to time
vidya is my life outside of work
>actually manages to perceive the two of us as equals
isn't that how it should be in a relationship? except for certain 'fun' circumstances
>wears the clothes i handsew for him
quite possibly
>preferably on the spectrum like myself but not antisocial to a ridiculous extent of being a basement dweller
aspie here. my social skills with people i don't know leave a lot to be desired, but they're amazing with my frens who i'm comfy with. probably due to masking.
>doesnt really enjoy anime and weeb culture
soz m8 watched the chinese cartoons my whole life. i do think a lot of the people who bring that shit into the public and make it their whole personality haven't been bullied enough though
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>>34161117
i would text you but i dont fit into your age bracket, sorry
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>>34290267
>>34290345
Wrote you a email would like to get to know you since I fit a lof of what you wrote.
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>>34291105
power
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>>34286029
There is 0 Arabs in East Germany (poor uneducated and racist) while there is millions of Arabs in West Germany (liberal wealthy and progressive). San Francisco (wealthy liberal progessive) is overran entirely by Indians. Meanwhile I dont see a single Indian in Utah (poor consverative and uneducated).
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>>34284857
Basically me, but not white collar lmao I prefer factory and warehouse jobs more than sitting at a desk all day

Disc is Fladdles
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>>34239598
I fit the needs and almost every prefrences so I sent you a request.
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>>34290677
I'm a white Nazi chud who is a US citizen but she didn't give me the time of day because I like anime. Tragic.
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>>34153783
>>34153783
>(near toronto (I'm not south asian, I just happen to live here))
top kek
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>>34287590
understandable. im 8 inches bone pressed but i dont like saying im 8 inches online because people will immediately reply calling me a liar. stay married and have 10 kids!
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>>34165011
>>34163409
you guys both sound like faggots
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>>34174080
you're the most reasonable poster in this thread so far
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>>34292683
I forgot to mention my own attributes;
M, 19, (b-day is in January), I live in Northern Italy. I'm shorter than most people (5'7). I am pale, but otherwise average in looks. For some reason I attract men more than women, make of that what you will. If you're wondering why i'm embedding my Discord username instead of typing it out, it's because I don't want to get traced.
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>>34287657
Is anyone here talking to her? She added me and has said nothing
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Please be east or south Asian male u can be chubby as well :3

I'm 18/f/usa (midwest)

Contact: molochslayer
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32/f/NA(west coast), ghostly pale, neurotic
On kind of an outdoorsy arc right now, and playing path of exile 2 atm, but ill play whatever really.
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She has to be white, that's all I need.

My contact is thegreatdefiler
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disc in the image top corner
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>autismismysuperpower88@proton.me
you can get my discord after you pass the vibe check. feel free to ask questions here or there i dont really care
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>>34295217
forgot image somehow when its image thread wow
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>>34284944
shame, maybe in another life then anon
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>>34295226
>>34295217
Sucks you're racist. I fit everything else and am interested in a puppy gf.
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>>34295420
racism can be learned
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>>34296030
u replied to the wrong person femanon
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>>34296035
i am a retard pleas eignore
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>>34295998
hi. refer to >>34296030
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>>34289952
As a woman who's guilty of this; genuinely, what is the appeal of this?
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east asian m here
>my ideal gf
is white/latina/mena and she hopefully likes asian boys and reciprocates a lot
>discord
pineco2759
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>>34296064
>>34296030
Not really something I want to learn. If you want me to email you regardless, I guess I could
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>>34295226
I'd like one order of this but make the girl white thx
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hi im sam, 21, female, brown, and trying to work on myself to become a better woman

>my qualities
uhm ugly ;-; but I guess kinda tall (5’8). likes to vc and enjoys psychedelics. none of those are qualities oof uhm im just gonna put my discord ;—-;

ฅ(͒̈́ ˑ̫ ̈́͒)ฅ
ass20000
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Them:
Presents female (transgirl or femboy), petite/toned, shorter than 6'3", medium-large tits, large cock, pale skin, light freckles, red hair, blue eyes, glasses, nerdy and smart, sub-leaning switch, extremely high sex drive, open-minded, very kinky, OK cook.

Me:
Cismale, 6'3", chubby/fat, pale skin, dark hair (facial hair but keep head shaved), glasses, yellowish eyes, average cock, extremely high sex drive, very kinky, extremely open-minded, dom-leaning switch and sadist, average intelligence, nerdy, good with my hands.

My favorite things:
total power exchange, rough sex, roleplay, bondage.

My disc: pornaddict9001
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>>34296072
It's nice to listen sometimes. Personally I find myself leading most conversations, so it's nice to have the girl be the one yapping.
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>>34296072
It's absurd how many autistic women there are here who never talk about themselves and only give one word replies at best. It'd actually be nice to talk to someone who also likes talking to others for a change.
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>>34296072
another moid chipping in - it makes me feel like she's interested in me and wants to get my input on stuff. like >>34296364 said trying to get 90% of the women I've added to say more than 2 words at a time is like pulling teeth and so far 3/4 who could actually hold a conversation turned out to be underage.
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Ok, so a girl posted this to the "worst of you" variation of this thread. I felt an immediate "I can fix her" instinct.
discord
>falsedisco
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>>34296072
Original guy replying now. It's nice to be with someone who is so open and relaxed around me that she spews whatever random thought pops into her brain. Also, I just find most womens voices very cute so it's nice to hear. And I find the "shy, quiet, reserved woman" archetype exhausting and insufferable at this point
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>>34296987
the part about being relaxed is the key i think. if a girl's yapping out of control that means she's stopped viewing you as a potential axe murderer and she actually likes you.
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>>34296139
Fucking hell you need to work on your communication skills
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>ASL
biological female/23/america
>About me
looking to build a genuine connection with someone from here, i only have a couple irl friends and i almost never go outside. i like playing video games and watching movies, so am down to play or watch whatever with anyone from here that i'm able to get along with. i am also into sexting but we have to get to know each other first before any of that happens, so don't add me if you're only looking to get some nudes real quick
>Contact
Snapchat: elysiawbntx
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>>34297673
what do you play and what are you looking for ideally in a guy, what don't you want to see?
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>>34151672

>A/S/L

29m Netherlands

> Me!

A sincerely genuine guy who's just a bit lonely, but generally positive and I can talk about anything without making it weird

Love video games, love dancing, singing, enjoy talking about life and respecting and supporting each other, interested in medieval stuff, psychological and societal topics, but only if you're nice

> You!

A nice, genuine person, preferably female, who's up for voice chat off the get go to get to know each other. If we vibe then you've got a consistent friend :) and we can go from there <3

>Not looking for

Anything sexual off the get go, anyone with a mental illness, anyone who wants money, anyone who doesn't want to VC.

>Final remarks

Please send me your ASL and a bit about you when you add me, I don't like talking to someone and not knowing anything about them

discord: mushypumpkin0565
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>>34294138
I guess if image isn't clear enough; I enjoy anime and if you don't too we won't get along!
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>>34288224
>>34288224

Sorry, i got scared and deleted my discord account. I am retarted
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>>34293036
>>34289046
Meant these sorry
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>>34297673
Can even get your username right....
>>34298344
And it took you 4 days to admit that? Why? Do you still have discord and would add someone who put their name down here?
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>>34298456
I avoid situations. I could make a new one but idk about adding people. I just wanted to talk to some people who like same stuff as me and send nudes but i got too nervous.
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>>34298512
Do you still have an active discord?
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>>34298512
>>34298527
Same question but I don't know who this guy is
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>>34287657
This was my original post

>>34298527
>>34298532

I made a new one,
uperduper12
Hopefully i wont delete this one
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ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I like women who are dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a dark sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men , Drug users, Extremists, Other trans people, dog owners cuz I hate dogs, gun owners, trumpers, people who are poly, people who smoke cigs/vape/weed


>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply....,,.......
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Just throwing this out there to see if there's any interest, will make a throwaway dc if so.
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>>34298774
Im probably not as mean as you are looking for, but I'd talk to see4ygv2 how it goes
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Giving up on everything including myself, but might as well try one last time.

pylraster@proton.me
Sorry for using mail as the first contact, but it filters out most low-effort people and I'm truly searching for something real. Sickening, right?

As long as we click we can honestly do anything, but playing stuff together or just watching each other do anything over discord is a fun way to connect. Let's be weird together.
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>>34298774
Post contact
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>>34298635
Did you chicken out again?
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>ASL
girl/america
>About me
i'm looking for guys to sext with who are really into cumming on cam and receiving pictures throughout the day while they're at work or out in public. i watch porn a couple of times a week when i'm on adderall, and i'm seeking guys available during those hours for sexting. adderall makes me super horny, and i can go for many hours, so be prepared for that when adding me.
>Contact
snapchat: marithasi
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Everything else negotiable. Preferably similar age (I'm 28)
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Men, why not post your contact. What are you afraid of?
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>>34299603
Nothing. The ache of loneliness convinces me to lurk but also not to post.
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>>34299603
If men aren't putting their contact out their they are hiding something
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>>34299603
Literally no one wants my old, balding incel ass. Not even guys want me anymore.
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>>34299603
Well we usually get one (if we're lucky) response per post, so it's usually preferable just to lurk than to post and face the heart crushing reality!
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>>34299610
Be brave, anon.
>>34299614
Yeah but what about the guys who are posting their charts without contact? Why even bother going through the trouble?
>>34299694
You never know until you try. Twink death catches up with everyone but you might find a nice person who loves you for you.
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>>34299773
Nah. I’m in my 30s now. Not exactly what’s desired, especially as a dude.
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>>34299796
Fake and gay, men age like fine wine
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>>34299803
I am aging into a lonesome writer who works too much to cope with the quiet hours of the night. I don’t think that’s a vintage you want off the shelf.
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>>34299773
If I couldn't find anyone to stick around in my twink prime, then no way will I in my decline
>>34299803
I've aged like milk.
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>>34299796
Men have a completed thwarted idea of what women find attractive. Unless you’re gay, then you might be right. Gays are extremely superficial.
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>>34299829
I mean, it's not exactly difficult to know what women are attracted to. They don't exactly make it a secret.
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>>34299829
>>34299829
I believe it, and I’m not. It’s just late and I’m lonely and I just wish someone was here.
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>>34298774

DoneWithLife92

>>34298858

You never know, perhaps time and familiarity will nurture that mean streak as the dynamic emerges. I won't lie, mistreatment makes me feel more than affection ever will. (yep, this one's got baggage, lol)

>>34298977

Here ya go
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>>34299836
If you’re actually listening to women’s opinions, sure. A lot of guys buy into what the male ideal of attractiveness is, which is very far from what women are looking for. Just trying to offer you a female perspective.
>>34299872
You can’t win if you don’t play.
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>>34299803
holy cope
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>>34299773
>Yeah but what about the guys who are posting their charts without contact? Why even bother going through the trouble?
the real answer here is that guys with low self-confidence want the reassurance of a girl asking for a contact instead of making a burner that's never going to see any use
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nothing ever happens
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>>34299796
Women love an older man. I've been rejected multiple times for being too young.
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>>34291272
yeah so that didn't work
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>>34300881
what happened?
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>>34300751
This isn’t necessarily true. I know women who date younger men and those who want to date men their age. You can’t paint in such broad strokes. How old are you, anon?
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>>34300333
I’ll play when a new thread is made, once the reply count isn’t in the multitude of hundreds, and its death is pending.
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>>34301080
Stop making excuses
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>>34300751
You realize only mentally ill women like older men,right? Normal healthy women like men close within their age range
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>>34302558
Nah it's not. My discord is Nikoyep

>>34302572
Think you're on private and not accepting friend requests. Feel free to add me (Nikoyep)

(ignore ID differences, having to use VPNs)
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>>34302621
Nah I turned off my requests because I know what you are up to and I don't want any part of it.
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>>34300535
Guess I'd better post my discord to this. Seems jannies delete posts asking for them:

Nikoyep

(ID difference is because of VPN)
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>>34285018
Glad I could give you some hope for the future, it's always terrible to feel like someone that matches your preferences isn't out there. I'm sure you'll find someone when the timing is right and you're ready.
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>>34300982
I'm 21
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>>34299773
>Why even bother going through the trouble?
It can be a selfish activity that you do yourself. Entertaining to draw, and once it's done might as well post it in a "public" setting.
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Most of these are optional. Contact is in the pic.
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>>34295226
Every day I wish I lived in USA
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>>34299603
I'm mentally ill and my last relationship broke me even further. I think I posted in the last thread without a social but I'm not going to inflict myself on someone else knowing that I couldn't be a positive influence on her life.
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need a gf now idrgaf im so drunk but however I will love u forever and ever and ever also btw idc ily:3333 I'm into reading gaming and music and also random stuff ye
my discord tag is
neetfeet
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>ASL
28/M/USA (Southeast)

>about yourself
Professionally: Currently work in the IT sector, but may transition to sales. WFH
Hobbies: Running, fitness, tftenjoyer1 reading gardening. I watch anime and play games too. :^) - I just started playing the piano, so any other piano peeps would be nice.

Other: I get excitable about a lot of things, and I love to get people pumped about their interest. I love taking part in other people's interests.


>Looking for?

Someone who wants something long-term (Marraige?). I'm starting a new masters program, and someone to just yap with while I go through all this would be nice.

I'd like to build a future with someone and I want that person to have their own goals and ambitions. I don't really care if they fail, but seeing that they're trying is the goal. Ambitions I could support is essentially it. I want to push my SO further and vice-versa. If you're a reader that'd be lovely as-well, and we don't even have to share the same love of genres. Even if you don't have an interest that corresponds with mine, I'd still love to get to know you :) I've picked up so many things over the past two years from people, and every person is a new journey.

>not looking for
not interested in anyone under 24 or over 30. No men, please.

contact: tftenjoyer1
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>me: 20 / m / us

definitely have way too high expectations but if a femanon lurker like this exists hmu.. open to much more than just what was listed obviously
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>>34308380
Get a load of mclovinsmallcocks over here waiting a unicorn gorl
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>>34304171
Work in yourself, anon. You deserve something good but you have to be able to give it to yourself first.
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>>34308380
>high expectations
kek You basically just described an average girl
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Hi /soc/ 24 shri(M)p here. From the east coast USA. I am a somewhat frequent flyer here and have been looking for a longterm friend/stroking partner/sexpest friend for a while. Looking for really anyone man (ideally well over 4 inches) or woman (dominant plz) but definitely male leaning. My goal is definitely a friendship that extends past sexual fun, but very much takes advantage of my sexual addictions.

>>Me
I have a 4 inch weener, it's pretty small and pathetic (pic attatched). I have an addiction to big booty girls, fat pornstar asses, and ofcourse above all else, gigantic BBCs. They are so much bigger than me it gets me so leaky and excited. I also love joi, sph, dancing girls, poledancers, non nude, hentai, sfm, 3d, and probably more. I would love a friend to take advantage of my addictions and make me horny as much as they want and cum as often as they want. Feeders appreciated, but I can also send porn, although I am not looking to solely feed. Also I love anything nerdy, video games (roguelikes + ARK), computers, TV and movies would happily talk about non sexual stuff too!

>>You
Ideally a man with gigantic cock hopefully double mine or more. Looking for primarily peopl in their 30s or up, and someone with a lot of porn experience and even sex experience in general. Also interested in talking to women too if your dominant and interested! Please be conversive and able to hold a chat, not looking for constant one word answers, or dull talks. I also am not looking to pay or be ghosted. Ideally share some interests with me, but we will probably be horny with eachother often heh. Please share your sexual lusts with me too and mold me to your personal shrimp slave:)

If this interests you please reach out!
Discord: lilbrim
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ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I like women who are dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a dark sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men , Drug users, Extremists, Other trans people, dog owners cuz I hate dogs, gun owners, trumpers, people who are poly, people who smoke cigs/vape/weed, mexicans


>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply...,,,,'
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>>34287657
>>34298635
At least talk to the people who added you or give them your main
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>>34301080
It's been 4 days and the thread is still not ending

>>34310759
Think a lot of people just some want attention
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this is still the most fun gf ever
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>>34313252
I wonder why that is

And

I wonder why that is
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>>34310082
Nobody wants to fuck you chikn
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>>34314325
Believe it or not there is more than one mentally deranged person on this site.
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>>34314472
Yeah but chikn is the only one who's 30 and from Oregon.
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>>34313911
couldn't be because a lot of us are lonely weirdos

right?
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>asl
27/M/SoCal

>physical description
White, dark hair, slim ~150lb, 6'0"

>Personality
Pretty shy and reserved but once I get to know you I can probably yap for hours.
Have a dumb sense of humor and love dark humor

>interests
Into making stuff, electronics, good food, cosplay, computers and Anime.
Not too much of a gamer anymore
I like going out cafes and trying new restaurants

>looking for
Bio-F with overlapping interests preferably in socal, 21-30
Candidate of the Royal Selection
A Energetic half elf with ice magic

>not looking for
trans

>contact
Discord: Kuno_Inu
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>>34314882
Very cute dress
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>>34314612
Chikn is from California and not a tranny, just a really fat and ugly Mexican woman
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>>34315073
It's one of the characters from re:zero the anime that only continues because they have a character called Garfield that turns into an orange cat



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