had a foid scream and run away from me at the farmers market today, is it because i mog? brutally honest answers only. dont glaze too much or ill think your a fag (reasonable)
>>34400532u look like timothee chalame or however u spell itif u skinnymaxxed some more and got his same haircut and hair color you'd get bitches left and right
Not you, timestamp needed
>>34400532you're like that cat with the watermelon helmet
>>34400532nah youre just chopped and cringe (not even legitimately weird) sorry bud, try reincarnating>>34400537>>34400540bluepill
>>34400598He’s like cute emo tiktok chadlite genre of zoomer. I don’t think it’s him.
just took a shower so my hair is wet>>34400540timed>>34400598cope fag ull never mog like me lolz>>34400603are you a girl
>>34400639Yeah I’m a girl but you’re wayyy out of my league and I’m just enjoying complimenting you. Did not expect you to be real. Very cute with the bangs.
>>34400649post face
>>34400649what panties are you wearing rn and whats your shoe size
>>34400655Its ok my life is enough of a humiliation ritual rn can’t take any more>>34400660Lol why my shoe size
>>34400665if its above an 8 send pics
>>34400639>>34400532now post your dick, slut
>>34400665>Lol why my shoe sizeclearly op is into feet
>>34400668>>34400675It’s just a size 8 sry about that but can you post your hands if we’re going to start making requests
>>34400677>she's into handspeak
>>34400684Every1 knows that hands are the sexiest part of a man :)
>>34400689you're my kinda girl. do you like big hands?
>>34400532That hair color makes you look awful and washed out, pls change it
>>34400696I think all hands are beautiful but i do like bigger over skelly>>34400701The contrast b/t his eyebrows and hair looks neat, its a cool look imo
>>34400707>looks neatMaybe, but not the way it’s styled in that
>>34400707>bigger over skellywait, when you say bigger do you mean fatter?
>>34400532why did she scream and run away... what the hell
>>34400701cope>>34400731i think i intimidated herwith my ice cold gaze>>34400707do tou wanna date me pls
>>34400731probably gives off the same weird vibes he does online but they're even weirder irl
>>34400729Not like obese I mean—but i do like softness—just healthy masculine hands. Not super skinny or veiny. Just.. the average beautiful male hand.>>34400735>do tou wanna date me plsLol you’re friggin adorable and I think you already know that so I’m self-rejecting. Happy to simp
>>34400751ah i was thinking big in the sense of like, hand span? palm span? idk what you'd call it - my hands are big in that way :>
>>34400751tfw no gf :<>>34400742obsessed geg try reincarnating
>>34400780no idea what that means sorry, i don't speak braindamage
>>34400768Idk king I love all hands <3>>34400780You’re cute and you know it, you’ll find a cute girl easily, trust
>>34400806you 2 o algo...i think i love you...>>34400800means kys dick bouncer
>>34400806i'm curious how much you'd love mine but i'd feel dirty posting them publicly>>34400817yeah this is probably why you repel women
>>34400817>you 2 o algo...I cannot decipher this…>i think i love you...I love you too <3>>34400823>i'd feel dirty posting them publiclycouldn’t post my feet for the same reason
>>34400823seething kek>>34400832you 2(too) o algo(or something)... just returning the complimentalso hope my hands are worthy for you ml....
>>34400838They’re so adorable, i want to hold them and rub them over my face <3 lol i love to simp because you’d never look my way irlLets squash the thread beef and love each other now
>>34400832proud of you for that desu - you think you'd be up for sharing in private?>>34400838>seething there's literally nothing to seethe aboutclean your nails btw that shit's disgusting
>>34400851woah hey dude, chill out. why you trippin dawg? lets be kind huh? add me on discord xark_ and we can be friends
>>34400851Im too shy for private stuff i suck at talking to people i just love complimenting on anon and being simp loser <3>>34400870Lets love each ofher
>>34400870hard pass>>34400872unfortunate
>>34400872i would love to... if only the women at the farmers market understood my ice cold hunter glare
>>34400883They’re just nervous bc you mog dw
>>34400532Show your penis
>>34400951add me on discord
>>34400532bro really thinks he's him
>>34400532ik this is just a troll and this didn't happen to OP but holy shit if i saw him touching produce at the farmers market i would probably file a formal complaint because he looks THAT fucking dirty, look at the fingernails and mirror
>>34400992never seen a natural mans nails? hah you make me laugh. neither has that stupid droid i suppose
>>34401001newsflash faggot bath and bodyworks is a thing, maybe aesop if you're a conspicuous consumerbottom line: handsoap, NOW
>>34401012im not a female retard. i know you shoppe there lulz!!
>>34401001what is basic hygiene
>>34400735nah man bitch must be mentally illif somebody doesn't do something to you, why the fuck would you scream
>>34401023just living my life after a long day of hard labor. cant a man just eat?didnt even have time to use deodorant after a 12 hour shift. fml.
>>34401017shopping there would be preferable to having brown dirt caked under my nails, but i use meyer's like a normal person. since you don't mind ear piercings and hair bleach, the feminine scent of a bath & bodyworks shouldn't be too much for you
>>34401037>meyerlol
>>34401033>use deodorant after>aftercompletely unsurprising you don't know how to use deodorant properly, the poor woman probably ran away screaming because of your stench
>>34400972What's your discord?
>>34401052not my problem she couldnt handle the fragrance of the provider
>>34401067xark_
>>34401068point and laugh at the stinky incel
>>34401115obsessed much? liberal
>>34400639you're not even htn. youre a bug eyed subhuman with the lower third of an infant. shit pheno too. having one gooner larping as a girl compliment you itt does not change this
>>34401001I spent hours digging up and planting the garden with my bare hands today and I have cleaner nails than you
>>34400532I look pretty much like this and I have just officially run out of people to like on all the dating apps. So, I don't know, I mean, personally I think you're attractive but I'm biased and not female, maybe females just are terrified of blonde males I guess for some odd reason.
>>34401894>having one gooner larping as a girlNot a larp, man, or trans. Also, why so aggro?
>>34403319yeah you are nigga, stfu. your "nuh uh" doesn't mean anything, consider where you are rn lol
>>34406212haha boobies
>>34400532she probably was reacting to something else
>>34400532>>34400537no, this nigga looks like that faggot youtuber fred
>>34400532Your fingernails are disgustingly filthy so you need better hygiene dude. Smelly guys don't girls that aren't 600lbs.