Post YOUR IDEAL PARTNERGot it?Good.If you don't have anything else in mind, save the picture attached and keep the gender of the person you'd like to date. Write some things about your ideal person that people may want to know.Spruce up the pic and give it some pizzazz.
Thank you girls for using the thread properly, many people misread and it ends up being a mess :)
>>34809854My discord is sticksuicide>LikesPizza, Vidya, Anime (my 3x3 is here https://mysticcombat.com/aboutme/Vidya3x3.jpg ), combat, drawing, cartoons, Metal, Nukes, Knifes and Katanas, Children, Planet vegeta, Colonization, Computers, Armpits, Money,The purple chaos emerald (brother is sealed inside),Chains, Gears, Natural Selection>DislikesTrannies, Lotion,Mean People,Frost demons, Jews, Niggerz, Women, Hypnosis, Vidya (post 2015), Ketchup, All Reploids, Mobile phones, Globalzation, Women, Polidicks, People who witness rape and say "ew"
>25/M/USAI know a woman like this doesn't exist and if she did she wouldn't date a loser like me, so no point in dropping contact. If only life was like the matrix, those robot mfs could spawn her into my life.
>ASL35/M/Eastern USA>Discordstorm_censure(it's an alt account, sorry!)
>>34809904Thoughts on shondo?
dying alone award
>>34809854>Me 30/M/USAEnough of a goober to be looking for love on 4chan>Herexpressivehas oddball interests like crystals n shittakes care of herself physicallyhasn't fallen for the pharmajewstrong relationship with her parents means she can think for herselfhas/wants petseventually wants childrentotally existsI like kinda weird people. Ideal partner is mentally stimulating and can hold a conversation about her interests. Depth and authenticity. discord; gyyhwh
posting mostly for fun, because i’ve been on /soc/ for quite some time to know that such man doesn’t exist here>from europe>26-32 years old>alternative in some way>has longish, dark hair>dark eyes>beard or stubble>wears glasses>isn’t religious >doesn’t want kids>calm and cold demeanour >but has an extremely goofy and clownish side to him that is shown only to the chosen ones (a.k.a me)>obsessive, possessive, territorial in a very SUBTLE way (i’m openly intense, so this kind of dynamic balances it out and is perfect)>stalker>extra freak and creep>not a raging nazi>artsy and/or nerdy>depressed aurapicrel is us
>>34810070shit that's 100% me, how do i contact you?
>>34810070hope you find him one day. sounds like you've been searching a while.
>>34810161She legit makes me laugh. Probably because she's terminally online like me. She's not a waifu vtuber though, more of a little sister. Kitanya/Nitya however is the waifu one (preferred her Angler fish persona to the new croc one, but she's successful now so it's whatever)
>>34810070That's me, except for:>wears glasses>doesn’t want kids>cold demeanourJust gotta keep fishing. And this is a better than average spot.
>>34810070this is what I want but 22-29 and not a stalker. hard mode
Me>Age/sex/location22, male, west-central US (think CO/KS/UT)>Appearance6'1 wasian, half white half korean. Very dark short brown hair (most think it's black), brown eyes, lean/fit.>OccupationFormer military, current local cop>Interests/hobbiesHomesteading, hunting, farming, camping, hiking, shooting, martial arts, reading (intelligent literature, mind you), writing (short stories to long stories), military affairs (think studying tactics, going to trainings, reading about historical battles), history (1914+), niche RTS video games, psywar, fitness>Religious/political beliefsCatholic, conservative>Life goalsA beautiful marriage with kids. Become a police chief in small mountain town and then save $100k to buy an abandoned coal mine in the mountains to build an apocalypse bunker with my group of friends.Partner>Age/sex/locationUnder 25 female, anywhere in the US but wants to move to my location>AppearanceWhite, middle eastern, or latina. Lean or fit (preferably fit or wants to be, so I have a gym buddy)>OccupationAny, but at least have some life goals and ambition>Interests/hobbiesI would enjoy someone who has artistic/writing/reading hobbies to write/draw with and make stories. Enjoying working out and/or martial arts would be excellent as well so we can spar and get fitter together. Liking the outdoors would also be great, I'd love to teach someone how to shoot and drill and become tactically minded for both their own safety and that of others.>Religious/political beliefsCatholic conservative like me. Other sects of Christianity are ok as well, I enjoy theological discussion.>Life goalsAnything ambitious, and open to kids>Miscellaneous preferencesIf you browse /fit/ you're my type of gal.disc: loyalcadre
>>34809890lovecassie
Just copying and pasting mine from last threadMe>Age/sex/location27/Male/Connecticut>AppearanceWhite, 5'9", Brown hair (sometimes long), brown eyes, thin, kinda ottermode>OccupationPhotographer>PersonalityI work a lot, either actual work or on personal projects. Was 2nd in high school, top 1% of class in college, now I work 60 hours per week. I'm a natural introvert, but I've become better at making socializing come off as natural. If I'm comfortable around someone, they'll find that I start joking with them, and my head is 80% filled with weird nonsense humor that most don't understand.>Interests/hobbiesI've been preparing to make a feature film for 2 years. I'm a storytelling dork in general, so I love books and movies. I play tennis and badminton too.>Religious beliefsChristian, pretty serious about it>Political beliefsRight wing, traditionalist. Family should be the priority.Her>Age/sex/location20-28/female/doesn't matter if one of us is genuinely willing to relocate, but my job might make that hard.>AppearanceHas to be white and a healthy weight. Ideally no tattoos.>OccupationIf she has a part-time job in a non-degenerate industry, that's cute.>PersonalityI'd like her to be able to maintain conversations. She wants to be goofy despite being a traditionalist. Takes an interest in some kind of art. This balance between trad and artsy/okay with me being artsy has always been difficult to find.>Interests/hobbiesSee above.>Religious beliefsChristian. Catholic could be okay, but I will not convert to it myself, and that tends to be a deal-breaker for them.>Political beliefsTrad, fascist. I can make exceptions here, but doesn't vote Democrat is basically the minimum.>Miscellaneous preferencesI will never be rich, and she needs to be okay with that. I'm a virgin, and it would be great if she was too, or at least a pretty low number of partners.
>>34809904>>34810068>>34810070>>34810370>>34810546It goes to show that people refuse to put in the bare basic amount of work into a thread or just cannot read. They just spam their copy-paste shit everywhere cause its easier
>>34809854just a non butterface twink who likes me back lol
She's not real but this is a fun what if I like to entertain >About me 26 m SoCal audhd loner archetype. Deeply motivated but haven't been able to move in a long time. Would love to find someone as weird as I am to develop a serious communicative relationship with and go from there. Im pretty hypersexual myself so if there's plebnty of that with taboo fetishes we're in business (minus the obvious No Nos). This pic pretty much sums up the IDEAL partner like start to finish everything checked off. Cis or Trans doesnt matter as long as youre shaped like thisDiscord: V69segwayhighway
>>34809854he's out there, somewhere, i just know it.
>>34810954Well you're unique at least. First time I've seen someone looking for an asexual fatty. I wish you luck filtering out all the people pretending to be asexual in the hopes of eventually manipulating you into freaky shit.
>>34810959thanks anon, asexuality in men really is far too rare :[ , but i maintain hope nonetheless
>>34810252grrotesq on dc
>>348109541 in a billion guy lol
>>348099831 in a billion girl lol
>>34810168Wo art thou (this is precisely me but we're probably too far apart)
>>34809854They dont make girls like this anymore. We lost the technologyregicidealertsystem on discord is my name btw
>>34810954You'll never find what you are looking for.Not because he doesn't exist -he likely does- but because you are lying to yourself.
>>34811586what does this even mean
>>34811636That you haven't done enough introspection to actually know what you want.Less Plato, more Aristotle.
>>34811385
>>34809854Me: 22/M/EUIm a socially awkward guy, mostly normal looking.Ideal partner:Looks like Pic related.Kinda weird, pervy, is nice to me.
>>34809983You basically want Lily from Tekken don't you? (based) >>34810864Didn't even bother to do the bare minimum of copy/pasting the image and putting a bunch of floating text>>34811636It means they're trying to insult and/or gaslight you. They're doing some sort of lame ass pick up strategy "negging" in the hopes you question your preferences and start wanting people like them instead. It's cringe shit, ignore them
>>34810954>>34810954I love how this is me down to the pink nipples but I'm slightly out of your age range :(
>>34809854I just want somebody that will be exclusive and spend time with me. I really enjoy watching movies together, playing games, sharing music, drawing, talking about life and if she is studying, I would really love to help them out with their school work in any way that I can. I kinda really like making schedules, but I'm not perfect at them I must admit. I'm a uni student, so it'd be fun to have study sessions together, even if we don't study the same things.Sexual stuff is okay, but I really just want to hear her say sweet things and for me to be able to say a lot of dumb stuff back. Honesty is a really big thing for me, so I want to be able to say anything and for her to tell me anything without feeling bad.Oh, I also would really love if we could both keep a diary about each other and just write whatever we couldn't say each other at the time to read later. It would be even better if we both spoke different languages, so we could teach each other things in our native tongues. Am I asking too much?
>>34812145 I would love u to show u my Ashley outfit
Me: 29, male, very white, born and raised in northern California. I kinda just do my own thing and try various approaches. Nothing seems to work very well; I'm an awkward fit. I want to refine your life. But I literally just won't bother if you're fucking with like, 4 dudes. The last two girls I tried to date both had a rotation and I sent em packing. I know what I want and I hate the games. I'm focused on my career and my goals. I came a very long way to even get here; not only did I not have a support net for most of it, my family actually stole probably half of what I've ever owned and treated me like shit because they hated my father. I wish I was kidding. So now I'm bitter as fuck, hypersexual, an alcoholic, paranoid and suspicious. Obsessed with finding answers to make things right for once. I truly don't believe I've experienced love, even though I've put myself out there time and time again. I've sort of lost interest in the material world, and am more focused on people and finding a way to make the wavelength I've existed upon, worthwhile. I would selfishly like to experience love and nurturement. I obviously have issues, but that's the truth of me and I am ambitious. You: Open, curious, intelligent. Not a total victim to your trauma, though you have some. You want something better for yourself. From America, aren't going to play games for like a year of maybe, we will see. Honestly I just don't have time or energy for that. I know what I want and if I would want it, quickly. Can work with a nocturnal schedule, doesn't treat everyone like they deserve the benefit of the doubt. I just ask that you are beautiful enough to fall in love with in some way: I don't really like makeup, I like the natural qualities that shine out. Most women hate me, cuz they want someone to dote on them from the start and act like a simp and. How about you earn that treatment first, because we connect so well. That's what I'd really like. pawg_sothoth
>>34812487based handle kek
>>34812470can I see... ?
>>34812170>They're doing some sort of lame ass pick up strategy "negging"in the hopes you question your preferences and start wanting people like them instead.No you fucking retard. Asking for someone who is and wants to stay obese is a clear sign to run for the hills, the clearest among many in that post.What I meant was that the person is asking for an asexual healthy male. That's not a thing.Even in the bizarro world where this person got their preferred bf handed in a platter, they'd still be unhappy because that list belies someone who is looking for contradiction AKA not real people.
>>34813017You have no clue what you're talking about. Just go away
Okay so everybody either wants a tradwife nympho or a liberal nympho any exceptions?
38/m/californiadiscord:mcbootstg:mcboots
>>34813017>Asking for someone who is and wants to stay obese is a clear sign to run for the hills,God forbid someone's into fat dudes >because that list belies someone who is looking for contradiction AKA not real people.what contradictions? nothing in my post was contradicting.
>>34813132I want a gentledom gf with average sex drive
>>34813132I certainly want to have sex sometimes, but I prefer the thought of my wife and myself both working hard throughout the week and building something together, brushing by each other on our way out on weekdays, then spending weekends together.
>>34813146Every dude wants a woman with no friends outside of him but will you have no friends outside of her? What’s the point of her having no friends if you won’t also have no friends
>>34813132
>>34813132And every woman wants an asexual doormat who somehow has enough testosterone to pursue goals
>>34813512First one right, second one debatable, third one yes testosterone no goals
>>34813132Did you not read my superb post? You pissed me off and now i have to roundhouse kick my infant sister to get this rage out. I hope your happy.
>>34814346*you'reKick her again
>>34814346Have fun
>>34813132hi yes a tradwife nympho for me herethanks
>>34811172Sent inv, please accept when you got some time
>>34814891You really should've just posted your contact and got her to contact you. Now you might have 5 other guys messaging her and lying/gaslighting her into thinking they fit her ideal. Rookie mistake.
>>34815041all will be ghosted within a week anyway who cares
very sleep deprived so ignore any typos if there are some pleaseMID TWENTIES CIS F, EAST COAST AMERICA>good and niche music taste, beyond radiohead /mu/ tard doomer stuff>maybe a bit of a fragrance nerd>spiritual perhaps, into tarot?>hairy>financially stable enough to travel and visit reasonably often if we hit it off>i like bald with mustaches, moroccan people, irish peoplle, bold personalities, butch and femme girls (t girls are more than welcome too- especially if you do or produce) with a cultivated personal style, IT nerds who can keep a conversation going>unconventionally attractive. a little weird or scary looking but not chopped>can fight>emotionally intelligent, reliable, sweet for the right person, bonus points if you go to therapy>can make me laugh (i like nathan fielder, conner o'ey and steve brule..idk)>actually loves and respects women, doesn't call them females, and none of that "all my exes are crazy" bs>has been through/overcome genuine hardship>a little rough around the edges, scars are cool too if you have them but i mean this generally. not into extremely happy-go-lucky or innocent types>likes cigarettes>isn't straight-edge, sober, schizophrenic or bpd. bipolars are fine>not puritanical or racist at all>21+, preferably mid twenties to thirties>not a porn addict or someone who is going to randomly interject sexual topics into normal conversation>of the acab/free palestine fuck israel/defund ice/kill billionaires mindset needless to say please do not add me if you're not at least 90% of these thingsgot my username randomly spammed everywhere by an incel last time so please respond with your contact if this is you
>>34817214firstdive908
me:>m>age 22>slavic>lives in nyc>alternative>nerdy>5’7>8 inch cock>brown eyes>big nose>chiseled jawline>dominant>I have long red and black scene hair>I have the same physique as MGS2 Raiden but without abs>I usually dress goth (and other alternative styles)>I listen to industrial, nu-metal, grindcore, and techno>I create industrial musicyou:>f>fat pear-shaped body>loves video games>cosplays>it’s cool if you’re also alternative but you don’t have to be>american or foreigner living in america>from nyc or nearby>ages 18 - 30 (but I’m also okay with dating older than 30)>native latina, native american, east-asian, polynesian, or white>narrow eyes>submissivecontact (discord):sh7n7gam7
Use images you lazy retards
>>34817214Not 100% me, but pretty closeDiscord: harrowprimetime
>>34810295That's literally me minus the glasses
>>34813146sounds like me but too far away kek
>>34812435how old are you anon?
discord: vhsthetic
>>34818949damn :(
>>34813132I dont care about sex at all beyond making kids, I mean ill be a literal sex slave if need be but more so looking for a lady that is clean and smart enough to know all systems are high jacked, politics and your gay issue of the day means nothing to Noone and never will. Unfortunately if I post too many freaks will recognize. Ive only lurked every few months the last 4 years. It seems any one else of quality is stuck doing the same.
>>34810954This is almost me, but I'm not asexual and want kids. Sorry anon, hope you can find someone eventually.
>be me>28/M/OH>White, large, brown hair, teal eyes>Like hiking, sewing, shootan, gaming, Dune
>>34822855Discord: Memarine
>>34809854Thedogsdidnt
Someone who is basically a doormat loser that is perpetually in terror of others and ashamed of their existence, has nobody to talk with, zero social media, loves a bunch of games and music that nobody gives a shit about it and hates the modern state of the world. Also dumb as fuck and loves memes. Basically a girl I can actually relate to but it’s probably impossible because they all live lives of unfathomable social royalty that I would never be able to comprehend with my male brain. Lookswise short petite pale with black hair. Not trans, fat, younger than 20, older than 30, etc. Lives somewhere in america.summerghosts@proton.me
39/UKand of course, it's idealgf thread, not mandatoryrequirementsgf threaddiscord: line_heyemail: linehihi@proton.me
Ideal gf:>25-35/bio F/US>skinny/avg, prefer relatively no frills/natural appearance>considerate/caring/loyal/supportive>fine with staying in a bit, won't get stir crazy if we're not active all the time>quiet or talkative (both are equally fine)>at least somewhat intellectually curious>affectionate, at least average libido>insecurites/issues okay, but please don't be suicidal, BPD, or racist>open to the possibility of a serious LTR (LDR okay)Me:>41/M/US>6'3, thin, pale, blue eyes>empathic/loyal/inquisitive>very communicative and attentive>educated, wide general knowledge base>reading novels, occasionally some manga>lived overseas for a time, speak a second language (jp)>grew up on RPGs, but only really play a handful of online games now>never married/no kids/stable career>struggle with OCDDiscord: varandra
>My ASL20/M/America>My ideal gfSee picrel.If you like my post, please email me and tell me about your day, I'd love to hear about it.>Email6or7million@proton.me
34/m/Michigandiscord: yuta_2932
My ideal partner>biological female>aged 18-30>race/nationality/ethnicity don't matter>5'7" (173 cm) or less in height>not morbidly obese>preferably a brunette with brown eyes>not mentally ill (anything aside from ADHD/ASD/OCD)>not a drug user (alcohol and marijuana are fine)>not promiscuous (i.e. never had a FWB/ONS)>not a single mom>chill, laidback and generally introverted>Doesn't discuss politics>wants kids in the future >has a hairy pussy (or willing to grow a bush)If this sounds like you, you can find me on Discord at>galeguinho95
I am tired and I gave up to find someone. Even dreaming about "ideal partner" makes me hurt. I had a relationships but I am staying single almost for two years.
>>34809854Discord:pikasenpaiZ
>>34828581Come on man these pics are supposed to be realistic.....
discord: hydrehydriquehylique
disc: .white.glint.pic is a bit outdated but relatively still accurate.
A girl that is interested in me and actually cares about it. Isnt always thinking about other guys and replacing me. Motivates me to be a better person for her. Tells me about what she wants from me and appreciates it when I do it. Someone that I am happy to make sacrifices for. Someone I can trust. looks wise not older than 40, not suffering from any major deformities. Its ok if shes obese or conventionally unattractive.looks are not the hard part
It's Purim, anything's possible.BneiAnon@proton.me
Bump
tfw you are never anyones type.fuck my stupid unlovable life then ig lel
>>34835716Well you only get like 5 male posts a threadUnless you are a woman in which case, you didn't look hard enough
>>34835763???
This is my ideal partner.Jfac01
Ideal gf:>18/22/bio F/ITA>height doesn't matter>athletic or at least not fat>average face or above>sub-leaning switch in bed>gentle and honest>clear messages (i dont understand flirting)>not a NEET>has hobbies>christian>friendly but loyal>wants a family>extra: autistic>extra: unique features like scars, heterochromia, non natural hair colourMe:>20/M/ITA>6'1 x 165lbs>not very mentally stable>gentle, calm, patient>loyal to a fault if you're loyal too>former kickboxer>into chess and writing>not very experienced but dominant in bed>believe that men=women and will never ask you to abide to any gender rolesdiscord: iiblack_
>>34835801You've gotten multiple DMs for this right? This board is crawling with lazy fatties and they don't even have to lose weight for you.
>>34837811Not really lol
>>34830516what in tarnationare new gen jews cycle breakers? or does goyim hate come in later
She doesn't exist so I'm not even bothering to make a contact for this
>>34839301Pretty much me but I'm a heavily repressed gay man.
>>34839301Damn all me but my shoes have to be custom made because they are so big :(
If this is you, I want to know you.uraby210 on discord
Ideal gf/bfwho's a tomboy or fit guy taller than meWho is kind and wise to understandsmart and understand gaming knowledgeAround their 20swho's handsome or cute lookinhope they're honest or brutally honestthey don't mind me being clingy all the time to themWould be caring for me as I will make sure they stay healthy bc of mehas a deep voice(or decent accent)doesn't mind American or out of country personsometimes I wish they act like feral vampire when wanting my attention or furry sometimesEnjoys dark humor but at certain limitshope they always answer me(my teleguard id 2M7BE94VE)
Experienced, tall fit handsome hung white skin, CNC or TPE, irl preferred...Discord: hedonism1Teleguard: Q6646W5W9Telegram: @hedonismmmmmm
>>34838591This is me except the >I love you I'd never do anything bad to youI cannot make promises like that
>>34843147I'm just happy to know someone close to that exists. What's your ideal bf?
Why not specify location? Not everyone is okay with LDRs.
>>34843355Who are you replying to?
this is all i want desudiscord: .backthen_
>>34839301Firstdive908
Me>33/m/Canada (southern Ontario)>laid back>vidya, anime, netflix, documentaries>can make fun of everything>will absolutely remember that thing you said 5 months ago for gift ideas>10/10 advice>enjoys brightening your day with little things>would enjoy having a travel partner, it's pretty hard to organize large scale friend trips nowadays>white, 5'11, average body, long hair, usually get complimented on my appearance but I'll leave that up to youLooking for>bio female>18 - 35>I don't expect a super model body but at least be average (I'm average too)>I'm 5'11, so anything equal to or shorter>prefer longer hair but it's not a deal breaker>tattoos and piercings are fine by me but also having none is cool, I don't have any>into nerd shit, or at least tolerates it>can watch shows/movies together and talk about it as we watch>likes traveling once in a while, day trips and weekend trips too>loves talking about anything and everything with me>gets excited to show me a dumb meme or tell me a little anecdote about her day>enjoys telling me about her hobbies even if I don't really partake>isn't obsessed with social media or being a clout chaser (posting shit about your life is fine, I just don't want someone glued to their phone)>likes being horny as fuck with me>enjoys being lewd often, I have a high sex drive>likes doing cute, loving things for me because she knows I'll do the same>caring, genuine person>friend to animals>likes guys with long hair (spoilers I have long hair)>patient and understanding, we all have trauma but I can't be the only one empathizingBonus points if you're within a few hours of driving, discord dating is fine to start with though.Vulcanore on discord
>>34843162>ideal bfNot on 4chan, unreachable
>>34846112I'm one of those things
>>34839301This is me. What's your Discord?
>ASL30/M/NYC>looking forBio Femanons, especially nerdy ones/gamers. Would love someone in NYC or close by in NJ, PA, CT.>ContactDiscord: itzzandr0id
>>34839301Close. Kids are a deal breaker. You'll find someone soon.
>>34837721Damn man, did you find a single Italian girl on this site?
>look on here to see if there are any fellow homos>everyone is just picrel
>>34847451I'm none of those I'm too unique to fit into that meme
>>34847462sorry, picrel or 30+ strict requirements some completely incompatible with the other and one slight deviation being unworkable
>>34847474None of my requirements were incompatible with each other I promise you that but hey I'm a helluva catch I can't be compromising on my closely held ideals here
>>34847494what makes you a catch? i fit a lot of your ideals so i’d like to know!
>>34847754Let's see>neet, so I have lots of time to spend on my future gf>mentally ill, so I intrinsically understand her issues as well>short, so other women won't try to steal me>old, so I have wisdom and patience>poor, so obviously I'm not greedy>lack of ambition, so I'm content with what little I have>quasi shut-in, so she'll always know where I am>loner, so I'll never put my friends before her>virgin, so obviously not impulsive enough to cheat>lazy, so will never try to make her stick to any plansI think that's about it for my good qualities, I'm not perfect or anything
Disc - jellycloud0And here is me - >>34849642
>>34810070i hope you find what you are looking for. i liked you a lot, goodbye
>>34849937she wants you to chase her, you fucking retard. be desperate, but aggressive.
>>34810070I think I know who you are. Why europe? You're american.
>>ASL25/M/USA(EST)>>About MeI am a masters student who works full time in tech. I love anything computers, vidya, tech, nerdy and cooking. Games wise I mainly play roguelikes and singleplayer games along side Ark and Minecraft, TBOI, ETG, ROR2, and hades for example. Also a huge youtube consumer and into all things horror>>Looking forI am really looking for that perfect friend and genuine connection. that guy that makes me want to open discord to chat about anything during the day as often as possible. And ofcourse I have some sexual requests lol, here are my big interests at the momentBBCSPHJOISlim Thick big booty womenAnything to do with sizeI really want that good friend who is hung and interested in making me look at porn images (in a feeding way, I am not interested in feeding, would be happy to trade, but more so looking for a friend who likes feeding!) as much as he wants. I want that guy that is going to be my porn master, mentor, and daddy while also still being friends. So please hit me up if you want to be best friends, and please be interested in a longterm friendship and please be conversational and put some effort in!Discord: lilbrim
>>34850115No, she doesn't. That is stupid. Thanks for the advice though.
>>34850115hello king, excuse me for doubting your wisdom. you were right on the money lol.
>>34853388
Haven't posted in a long time and wanted to photobash. Didn't do much of that thoughI'm also down to meet peeps
>>34853733Forgot to add asl30/m/UScool with long distance
>>34828581Hey guy. Hey buddy. Fuck you. I'll post my ideal girl how I want.
>>34850129i’m european
>>34850142Back once again to bump. Still looking for that perfect jerk off buddy that wants a long term friendship and is interested in my post! Please hit me up if you're truly interestedlilbrim
Discord: idle.anatomyEmail: idle.anatomy@proton.me
>my asl30/M/TX>about meI lift when I'm not waging, and when I'm not lifting, I'm grinding vidya or watching vtubers (femcel/girlfailure tags)I can be very busy given my fluctuating schedule but I make time if we vibe.>looking for25+ A stinky neet/nerd that spends a degenerate amount online with degenerate tastes to match.A weeb that listens to breakcore, webcore/maidcore, edm/dnb, or emo music.A girlfailure that who does nothing but play videogames ranging from fps, rhythm games, to dating sims or visual novels.Someone who wants to be taken care of like a pet, with lots of headpats.Not like a slave, even though petplay is peak, but more like an older bro x brat vibe.>NOT looking forSmall replies like "hey" or leeches thinking that I'll simp for them. Just be yourself and tell me your interests.If you haven't touched a N64/PS1, seen Adult Swim/Sci-Fi or listened to Vocaloid before, then were not gonna get along.>tagdisc: retro_muscle
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>>34838456Goyim hate is the will of ignorant people. There is biblical precedent in both the Torah and the later texts as well. Anyone who hates his fellow man is disrespecting the children of Adam, descendants of Noah. The goyim are not a lesser race of people. They are simply of a different nation, which is what the word goy means: nation."Goyim hate" is vastly exaggerated in some cases, while in other cases it is a byproduct of bigotry. I don't really have any patience for it. It's racist and shameful behavior. Chosen people means chosen for a specific task. It doesn't mean better than everyone else.(Also I'm the same poster but probably new tag.)
usually don’t use /soc/, but I just moved and could use some conversation. probably the wrong place, but maybe there’s an interesting girl or two lurking. if you think we’d click, reply with a bit about yourself.>about me:~30, M, NE USAambitious artist, obsessed with music. doing some soul searching in the name of establishing true purpose for my work.gifted but not self sufficient. parents still support me which makes dating and relating to my peers difficult. I’m competent and not “financially unstable” but am basically a NEET between infrequent income. otherwise reasonably well adjusted, but I’m committed to pursuing my work at any cost.into film, reading, and fashion but ngl most of my consumption is through the lens of absorbing new influence. I’ll go long periods without engaging with much else besides what feels relevant to what I’m working on.extremely spiritual, somewhat woo. believes in the occult but rejects the trend of “schizo” esotericist chud losers.usually serious about health and fitness but haven’t been as focused since the move.considers myself a romantic idealist with a playful side, but can come off as aloof or as having serious tunnel vision. often described as intimidating, intense, or unapproachable by people until they get to know me. at times I feel a sense of conflict between the softer and more severe aspects of my persona, which fuels a lot of my work.>you: artistic and/or strong sense of personal aesthetics. selective about consumption and proactive about interests. knows what she likes and doesn’t need to be put on.faith in a higher power. driven by passion or higher purpose.open communicator. not conflict avoidant, but doesn’t seek it out. doesn’t entertain chaos.individualist with morals. thinks for herself and acts on it, but isn’t a hedonist or nihilist. self-validating.loyal when committed. dignified, but doesn’t feel unnecessarily obligated towards strangers.
>>34850142Bumpppp, still always horny, tiny penis, still looking for that perfect goon bud to be best friends with ! Hit me up if you want to control my tiny penis and only allow me to look at clothed girls and other things you find appropriate for my tiny weewee! USA only please and feeders preferred:)Discord: lilbrim
Not going to leave any contact details because I know he doesn't exist and I probably wouldn't be happy if he differed in most of the areas, but he's my ideal man. I don't think I'll ever bother dating because I know I'd rather fantasise over him.
>>34866363Well if you're going to give anyone a try I check all but the khhv and ethnically english box. I'm white but a bit of a mix of white. If you're curious at all it would be kinda cool to meet someone who actually views me as their type haha.my discord is moosemasseuse
>tfw you'll never be someone's ideal partner
>>34866363Aww that's me but I don't have black hair and my body hair is lacking at best.
>>34866363largely me, not khhv but i've only been intimate with one person, bald but bearded (very dark brown) and lots of body hair. green eyes. i just hope i find someone with some of the same hobbies. maybe we can talk and learn more about each other 28/m/wa __dia
>>34866363I'm from the EU and a bit different on the looks, but pretty much spot on otherwisedc: spokonaya
>>34866363I'm a lot like this, email me and I'll give you my discord that way.coolj8856@gmail.com
Discord: NekoisbabySnap: Nekoisbaby;-;
28/m/usa __dia on discord
ABOUT ME:ASL: 20/m/USAIncome: Unpredictable. Sometimes a lot, sometimes nothing, depending on my current situation. I come from a wealthy family though, so if a serious medical or financial emergency ever happened they would likely make sure you get the best treatment. If they like you, you might even get to ride on a private jet.Attractiveness: Looksmaxers usually rate me around 6.5 - 7. I got a little chubby after a depressive episode, but I’ve been going to the gym consistently for about three weeks and plan to build the best body I can.Personality: I'm eccentric, ambitious, and have some odd interests. If I really like you, I’ll work very hard to become rich so you wouldn’t have to work and could just vibe all day.IDEAL PARTNER:>long black hair >heavy accent of some kind>The kind of girl that’s soft, kind, and a little weird in the best way.>Very intelligent, good sense of humor, and someone I can talk to for hours all night without it getting boring.>extremely loyal and the type that becomes obsessed with her person once she falls in love.>No male friends>very affectionate, loves cuddling, kissing, flirting, and being close.>takes care of herself, smells amazing, good fashion sense.>Not easy offended by edgy jokes or grossed out.>Family oriented. Wants a big family someday and would be an amazing mother.
>>34868887Discord: cherry_cheeseburger
>Ideal partnerThe best dynamic is basically a sparring match where sarcasm is the love language. I want the kind of back and forth relationship where we're pushing back against each other, using snark and sarcasm on the regular, and neither of us is particularly afraid to lightly tease and call the other out. The kind of person who isn't afraid to push back when you're acting like an idiot, instead of nodding along. >WantsNothing, really. Not entirely sure that I can be there for someone at the moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEin80-J2Ks
>>34868576Has she accepted anyone?
Not posting an image and just listing shit in text should be a bannable offense for these threads>>34867293>alepfft, what a poser>>34866445>>34866841>>34866720>>34867594Not you then, is it? Love how this happens every single time a woman posts her ideal
26/M/EUking looking for his queendisc: scarlet_knight_345
>>34871684and it will keep happening as long as people are lonely and there's a chance that some checkboxes can be left unticked. people grow and change, and learn about what they can and can't live without
>>34866363Ayo this is me except im in Aus so idk what your LDR stance is.Also cant say if im animalistic or not cause yknow virginDiscord is: D4C1945
>>34810070>from europeCheck>26-32 years oldCheck>alternative in some wayCheck>has longish, dark hairCheck>dark eyesCheck>beard or stubbleCheck>wears glassesCheck>isn’t religiousCheck>doesn’t want kidsCheck>calm and cold demeanourCheck>but has an extremely goofy and clownish side to him that is shown only to the chosen ones (a.k.a me)Check>obsessive, possessive, territorial in a very SUBTLE way (i’m openly intense, so this kind of dynamic balances it out and is perfect)Check>stalkerCheck>extra freak and creepCheck>not a raging naziCheck>artsy and/or nerdyCheck>depressed auraCheck>>34853388>Actually expects a depressed, socially reclusive guy to be chase her while she declines himI fucking hate women for expecting men to have no ego or pride of their own.
>>34853733You're a man after my own heart. If we both found our witch-gf I would like to ask you to do a double wedding in the forest, brother.
>>34873004She didn't necessarily expect it. I didn't expect i'd end up chasing her either. She is fairly bored of me now, i'd say. Take your shot if you want to. My humble advice would be "take it as unserious as you can". She encourages you to be bold but gets overwhelmed quickly :D Stay playful with her. Good luck to you both if you go for it.
Photo is my ideal gf. My discord is in the photo. I am 37, white, male, located in the US. My ideal is pretty much the female version of me. Also I'm successful and stable and I can easily support someone.
>>34809929Imagine making this
>>34874045Ok i just imagined doing something i already did do i get to fap now
I want a weeb PC gamer nerdy boyfriend who lives near me in South California or anywhere in the u.s or Canada :3 I want my soulmate.Discord tag is fluffyfuwafluffers Contact email is chickn3@proton.me I can get obsessive so if you don't like that don't reach out. I found my soulmate from soc but it didn't work out because he got turned off by my obsession.Please no ghosters.... I get in the habit of messaging someone and they immediately unfriend me or block me. It's upsetting.I'm fat and unattractive in appearance so don't reach out if you care about looks.
>>34874045most normal /soc/ user
21-25ffrom portugal, speaking russian is a bonus.Into either hiking, soulslikes/games in general, gym girl, slightly gothic interests maybe silent hill/juji ito type of stuff... prog/metal/breakcore musicIm huge into the gym and a huge nerd when im neither at work or working out.Someone I can tell about my day and sperg out on random shit.
>>34874480discord btw is sayoss.This board is wierd af first time here decided to participate
>asl23m NA>ideal partnerautistic hypersexual white girls.someone who's perverted but also interested in getting to know eachother and whatnotI think emotional and sexual compatibility are both important and I would not want one without the other. >discordheartacheandheadaches
>>34810070this polack bitch's got like barely 2 brain cells rubbing against each other, spoke to her a whole while back. the fact you fucks simp for her makes me wanna drink heavier
>>34874434I’m not entirely sure what you mean, but if you’re implying that I’m the only normal person here, then you’re actually correct!!! As far as I can tell, they stopped making humans about around thirteen years ago give or take, and by some odd stroke of luck, I happen to be among the few who managed to "slip" through.
>>34874434I remember a time where like half this website was people like that. Honestly, it was better in their hands. They at least goon to shit that keeps the boards interesting and the normies out. Normie gooners used to be mostly contained to /b/ and /s/, sometimes /soc/ once they added it, but now /soc/ is nearly entirely overrun with it. I haven’t even bothered looking at /b/ or any of the porn boards since the very early 10s. It’s kind of horrifying desu, like a case study in widespread internet porn addiction or something.
31/M/Nevadatag: kinableI'm average body type, light skin latino, 5'6. I'm coming fresh off of a 2 year relationship but hoping to find someone like pic related
>>34874659Should be used to this forum being full of low-standard losers who simp for bottom of the barrel females
>>34875142A product of limbic capture, or a glimpse into the future of the internet as a whole if you will. The exploitation of low executive functioning. An entire generation being raised to depend on "AI" for every single whim or thought. In the coming years, there will be a break from the mainstream internet because of how overrun with LLMs it will be, how spiritually and intellectually barren it will have become. I weep for the those of the newer generation that don't awaken to their reality and simply fall into the bliss that is the island of the lotus eaters.
>>34877207Oh, I haven't heard of the 'lotus eaters' before. Where does it come from?
>>34879929Greek mythology. The Odyssey, the epic poem by Homer about the 10 year journey of Odysseus king of Ithaca trying to return home after the Trojan war to his wife and son. If you believe in symbolism, I think the Odyssey has many lessons that are applicable to our day and age. When they visited the land of the lotus eaters, they were offered lotus plants. They ate them, began to grow blissfully apathetic, they forgot their purpose. I liken the land of the lotus eaters to pretty much any vice, but considering that the modern internet is literally a limbic trap meant to exploit and capture your attention at all times, I think it's the modern equivalent of the land of the lotus eaters, so simple to waste our time away on here, the name TikTok has an irony to it don't you think? lol... maybe it's on purpose ;POdysseus had to literally drag his men back to their ships. He recognized once you were in the trap, reason wasn't enough to get you to want to leave.Cultivate Nostos. The drive to return to one's purpose, family and true self. Remember your destination that is worth the struggle. If you want to get a little spiritual, this ties a bit into gnostic belief. Nobody is without purpose, they've simply forgotten why they were brought into this world. Kind of all over the place but I'm a bit of a spiritual mutt.. lol.
>>34877207most people won't escape, all they will do is enroach into places that were previously free of themuseful internet only exists in places where the userbase is practically dead, otherwise might as well download everything you need and not visit useless sitesin all honesty, it's not even the fault of the AI, since you can use AI to explore many things or aid you, people are just stupid and lazy so they delegate their basic problem solving skills to it, so they will reap what they sow, which many already are considering plummeting literacy rates and the death of many media forms
>>34880382Yeah, that's the basis of a limbic trap. It encourages lower executive functioning so a tool like AI goes to waste. A limbic trap (like an algorithmically tuned feed) is designed to trigger bottom-up processing. In a healthy state, you use top-down processing: Your Prefrontal Cortex decides, I want to do X thing today, and it directs your focus. But a limbic trap reverses this. The stimulus (the colorful, fast-paced video) grabs your limbic system, which then sends a signal that effectively mutes the prefrontal cortex. We have an entire generation that's been raised by this algorithmically curated dopamine trickle their entire lives. If there was to be a noble calling or purpose, it'd be to awaken the next generation to this world they've been born into would it not? If a limbic trap functions via your consumption of it, it would seem creation is the answer. To wake someone up, you have to meet the limbic system on its level. You use beauty, story, and art (the "creation") to bypass the noise and deliver a spark of truth directly to the soul. If the "Lotus" is an addictive image, the "Antidote" must be a meaningful one. Art is the vehicle for message, you can't just reason with someone, they'll reject it. Anyways kinda sperged here but it's something I've been thinking a lot lately when considering the talents I've been given and why I'm here.
>>34877207>>34880062>>34880426Extremely insightful, especially for this thread and board.
>>34880429thanks lmao I didnt expect to ramble off here but ig i was looking for somewhere to write my thoughts. to be clear, i believe, in the words of jung, the act of creation must be something deeply personal to yourself, rather than something that preaches an idea or thought. I just finished rewatching code geass the other day and I realized now as an adult that the entire premise of that show is literally Jungian, actually many of the 00s animes had jungian themes, they were fucking dense... am currently rewatching them now and the frameworks and philosophy they're all built on is so mature. It makes isekai slop look like a sin... lmao. Following Jung, we all have something we can create that is unique to us because of our lived experiences, to bring that into this world is to bring something forth from the shared collective consciousness and that is what will resonate with the most people because it crystallizes what we all feel but didn't have the ability to concretely point at.
since it's "ideal" i'll go crazy ig lol. nothing is in a particular order. i'm 22f>physicalmale lol6'1 or taller (i'm 5'8)whitein shape (doesn't need to be crazy, but be a little strong)attractive to me>non-physicalhas a good career/good career prospectsintelligentmore socially conservative, but is open to changing his mind about things if presented with good argumentscan win a debate in good faithwants kids (in a while)loyalpresents as a normie, but is a little "different" in the way he thinks (vague ik)
>>34880547hey I think i fit this? disc is biggerboss7488 6”2, 175lbs, gym 3x a week, white ofc
>>34880500C2 is my waifuI have no involvement in any of this besides I was browsing, saw code gayass and decided to respond with thisI hope you find whatever you are looking for
>>34880547Why are you on the gay sex and schizophrenia board if youre looking for a 'trad husband' lolI mostly fit this (fat but I do powerlifting) but you don't seem my type, sorry
>>34880622Thank you, however, you're mistaken for I have just drawn her as my waifu and therefore she is officially mine
>>34880062Ooooh I expected it to be much more modern. Very fitting. Thank you, I haven't read the Illiad but I should.
want to get cucked come show me your wife,gf, exes, fwb. bull here.i will make a folder and save and share your wife with everyone i know.EBDPLHSSG
>>34866363Close enough? If so please consider adding meuraby210 on discord
>>34880695idk there seem to be plenty of more "trad" guys here so idk why i wouldn't be. also isn't this like the only place where these threads are allowed? idk, i'm not exactly an avid 4chan user. and wdym not your type ahha, i didn't even write anything. ur good though lol good luck
>>34882712I have a preference for shorter girls (I'm only 6'1, it's fun when they wear heels and they're still shorter than me) and I'm a bdsmfag looking for a pet, not (only) a wife. You don't seem submissive enough. It says a lot more about me than it does you, please don't let it discourage you.You're correct but the average person on here is super fucked up. I mainly come here to watch the insane drama when namefags start fighting. You MIGHT find someone good since there are so many guys to choose from.
>>34882743ahahha no you're good. don't think we'd mesh that well. desu i didn't even know this was like a dating thread
women aren't sending their best
>ASL19 /MtF/ US>Describe/About YourselfPretty introverted in real life, but I open up a lot more online. I’ve been on HRT since I was 15, and I’m just figuring life out one step at a time. I tend to be more of a listener at first, but once I’m comfortable I can talk a lot more. East Coast timezoneI don’t really talk to people much, so this is actually my first time putting myself out there and trying to make friends,so yeah, a little awkward, but trying :)Im White if thats relevant at all.>Hobbies/InterestsGaming (varies a lot depending on mood)Music (always looking for new stuff)Reading (mostly fiction, but open to anything interesting)gaming, music, reading>Looking forPeople to chat with, vibe with, and maybe build genuine connections over time. Nothing super forced, just seeing where things go.>ideal bfis cute>Not looking forDrama, weird energy, or anything overly intense right away.>Discordfluffymaddie
>ASL 24/M/Germany >personality Pragmatic, calculated >interests History, Sea >contact highronimus
my ideal girlfriend is a girl from the netherlands or belgium who is sweet kind and full of life and joy, looks dont matter if the heart is pure and the soul is sound
Well, I've got nothing better to do, so here. I could probably fine-tune it a bit more to have my one and true soulmate but I'm too lazy, and more importantly a bum like me is unworthy of a woman like that.
>ASL39, Male, Vancouver>AboutCishet white dude, bearded, dad bod, gamer, well established, perpetual pervert and enjoys being alone together>Looking for18+ Cishet woman who likes to show off her tits and suck dick, gets a bit obsessed with the guy she's with, to the point of unhealthy reliance. Obedience is a plus.Fine with online dynamics as well.>Not looking forAnyone overweight.>Contact Discord: headofthehouseofcain
>ASLI am 30/M/Finnish>Contact (Discord)ratmastersupreme
>>34868625meant as in greater than 20/older than 20 or i'm asking for too much
>>34853733bomp
Hello! I am a working in school 25 M in the Northeast USA and I am here again to find the perfect goon bud. If you're genuinely interested please give this whole post a read!>>Looking forSomeone older than me, very hung (7+ inches), able and interested in feeding, and interested in making fun of my tiny weewee. I am currently trying to restrict my porn intake and would love a bud interested in helping me with that via the images they send! Aside from sexual stuff, ideally a guy with similar interests as me, tech, video games, comics, movies, tv, nerd stuff. And definitely someone from the US, and interesting someone that is talkative. Please reachout and say more than hello or that damn wave emote. The big thing is I want that long term bud, the bud that makes me want to jump onto discord all day, every day and get horny with. Also I would love to eventually get somewhere where I am completely pathetic and horny for you and completely submitted to you and calling you daddy/master/whatever and beg for you to show me clothed women while you make fun of my teeny tiny weeny>>NSFW InterestsJOI, SPH, any kind of size humiliation/comparison BBC, Dancing , tight Pants, Leggings, Yoga pants, , big Booty, Cuck, PMVs>>Girls I loveAlexis Texas, Mandy Muse, Siri, Sunnyrayxoxo, Vixenp, Jada Stevens, Abella Danger, Violet Myers, Machine_Mommy, TheBlueMoonie, Lowkeydeadinside, any big booty size queenThere is likely more but just wanted to give you a feel for what I like~ I definitely love porn booty, but think I should only really be allowed to see it covered up! If you read all this thank you for real and if it interested you in any way please shoot me a message, tell me your asl, introduce yourself and send me whatever you think is appropriate:)! Thanks!Discord: lilbrim
>>34889030"fucking it eat" holy shit we need to kill you
27 CIS F, EAST COAST AMERICA>good and niche music taste, beyond radiohead /mu/tard doomer try hard shit. just be authentic and diverse with it.>maybe a bit of a fragrance nerd>spiritual perhaps, into tarot?>hairy>financially stable enough to travel and visit reasonably often if we hit it off>i like bald mfs with mustaches, moroccan people, italians, bold personalities, butch and femme girls (t girls are more than welcome too- especially if you dj or produce cuz i wanna learn) with a cultivated personal style, IT nerds who can keep a conversation going, etc>unconventionally attractive. a little weird/mean/scary looking but not chopped>can fight>emotionally intelligent, reliable, sweet for the right person, bonus points if you go to therapy>can make me laugh (i like nathan fielder, conner o'malley and steve brule for reference)>actually loves and respects women, doesn't call them females, none of that "all my exes are crazy" slop>has been through/overcome genuine hardship>a little rough around the edges, scars are cool too if you have them but i mean this generally. not into extremely happy-go-lucky, innocent/inexperienced or blissfully ignorant types>likes cigarettes>isn't straight-edge, sober, schizophrenic or bpd. bipolars are fine, just be on top of your shit. i would also prefer if you don't have a dog>not puritanical or racist at all>21+, preferably mid twenties to thirties>not a porn addict or someone who is going to randomly inject sexual topics into normal conversation. i do not like rushed intimacy and i will block you>of the acab/free palestine, fuck israel/defund ice/kill and eat billionaires mindset needless to say please do not add me if you're not at least 90% of these things>bonus points for irish i may one day work out the dual citizenship thinggot my username spammed by an incel last time i left one, so we won't be doing that again. if somehow 90% of this applies to you, feel free to leave me some way to reach ya.
>>34889577Holy shit, we're genuinely a perfect ass match. My discord is cargoculte
>>34889577LOL
>>34889577Do yo use discord? Or would you rather me give you my username somewhere else?
Me>turning 29 soon/F/Northern Europe>Height: 174cm/5'7". Alternative, I have tattoos and a nose piercing. White, blue eyes, naturally a brunette but currently experimenting with some more unnatural colours. Hourglass figure, slim but not fit.>Sensitive, loving, curious, quirky with a sardonic sense of humour. Fairly extroverted but prefer having deep conversations one-on-one over hanging out in groups>Autistic in the "you don't look autistic" kind of way according to normies since I manage to keep my overwhelm away from the eyes of others for the most part >Attempting to get into university to study music full time this fall>Interests: music (I listen to a wide variety of genres but have a preference for progressive rock and metal), singing, learning to play bass, art history, sewing and crafting, nature, hiking, foraging, cooking, photography, gaming (currently obsessed with Cyberpunk 2077, I love dystopian scenarios), cerebral and artsy films, museums, reading (classics, poetry and some non-fiction here and there), travel>Agnostic but I enjoy learning about animist faiths >Politically left-leaning.>Life goals: living a happy, quiet life in the countryside or in a small town with someone I love. Having a garden. Releasing music and playing live gigs.Looking for>early 20s-mid 30s, male, preferably American or Canadian (willing to relocate to Europe in the long run)>Skinny/fit but lean. Dark hair, brown eyes, fair-skinned. I find half white, half East Asian guys particularly attractive.>Well-groomed, about my height or taller, has a pretty smile>Compassionate, communicative, respectful, funny, open-minded>loves learning new things, is capable of maintaining a healthy social life>sensual and romantic, not a degenerate freak>nerdy and artsy, will infodump about his interests>not religious, doesn't hold any extreme political views>isn't dead set on having kids>values authenticityDiscord: yamz8957
>>34862352Not sure if we're exactly what the other person is looking for, but I feel like we'd have really interesting conversations either way. Do you have Discord?
sorry about the id change. running errands today and i was already on data when i posted.>>34889577this is me.>>34889599just to double check, you know i wasn't describing myself, right? i mean i guess a chunk of it fits me too, but..>>34889919yeah, discord is fine man
>>34890614Yeah, I know you weren't describing yourself lol. You can add me, and my ID probably changed too.
>>34890890are your requests off? username isn't working for me
>>34856826You almost had me but your gross body type specifics and unrealistic relationship dynamics filtered me out. You must be in your 20s.
>>34889577if you've got kik, raptorscowlYou remind me so much of someone I once knew- and yeah, for the most part that's a good thing
>>34890606That’s okay, I don’t really have heavy expectations from posting in a place like this - I think we might too, just added you.
Hi I’m a mixed woman looking for a pale blonde boy to save me thanks metocins
>>34891927>gross body type specificsThe only thing I can interpret as that would be my height requirement. It is gross to not want a woman who is taller than 5'7?>unrealistic relationship dynamicsIf being faithful, respectful, supportive, protective and taking it slow sounds unrealistic to you; I worry about you.
Hi! 21 m usME> Im a 6,2 dude a little chubby i like hiking, history, backpacking, video games, reading, baking, camping anything outside in general i like really big trips and love to walk and travel when i get the moneyLooking for!> A cis woman under 18-27 > Okay with long distance for a bit will meet up down the line for sure>meets most of the stuff in pic >goes outside and can walk!>i work seasonally in weird places we may need to be discord pen pals for a little >Its okay if not from US i would like to travel!>has their own hobbies/interests and can have a conversation also has they're own friends but is a little clingy only cause i am too I know this is asking a lot from here but if you're even just some of these things you should message me!
>>34892853FORGOT discord: troutarecool
My ideal partner is locked and loaded with Pokemon - preferably GBA Ruby or Emerald. Plus I have been on the hunt for Jirachi and Deoxys a long time.
>>34889577Favorite fragrances atm? I picked up a bottle of Sadonaso recently after grabbing a Nasomatto sampler, and it’s quickly becoming one of my staples. I mostly got it because I wanted to try Fantomas, which kind of just smelled like an art museum in a vaguely mysterious way. Good for a formal thing, but not something I’d wear on the regular. Sadonaso on the other hand straight up smells like a dive bar bathroom until the drydown, but with an eroticism that borders on uncomfortable. It feels “wrong” to enjoy in a way that other fragrances with a similar intent, mostly some of the Etat Libre d’Orange stuff, never quite got for me. As time goes on it becomes more gourmand, which I’m usually strongly opposed to, but it’s a weird tobacco vanilla coffee thing with the violent musk from earlier toning down quite a bit into something almost reminiscent of incense. I could see it being fucking horrific on most people but it works surprisingly well for me. Definitely not something I’d put on during the day, but I’m mostly nocturnal anyways.It’s taken the place of Zafaran Obscur, which smelled mostly of apples and duct tape. Can’t get ahold of it anymore, tho. God I miss having a bottle of that.
>>34892878I lost my copy of emerald but im playing fire red right now
>>34892916sin&pleasure btso, queens&monsters henry rose, santa maria novella tobacco toscano atmi wanna buy seminalis and nasomatto silver musk
>>34892878How big is that dick, boy?
>>34893736Oh my, I had to cover my eyes and gasp a little... that's so lewd.
>>34893645I haven’t tried silver musk yet, but will probably sample it and the rest of the Nasomatto stuff sometime soon, likely whenever I start looking for summer stuff. Nice picks tho, woody/spicy is what I usually lean towards too.
>>34894151I fit, but only have discord.
>>34894256amber, woods and musks are simply the best!!!!
25+, male, EUI'm looking for mutual clinginess, with a woman, who is online often and responds quickly, possessive, someone that doesn't mind voice chat, streaming or watching me stream work, or game, with the intent of growing it into meaningful secretless dependence.I want mutual possessiveness. Someone that dislikes others as I do, we'd have and be only for each other.Romantically, I am very jealous, devoted, clingy.resident_hermit
>>34890614I think we could hit it off.Disc: setzs.
>ASL19 /MtF/ US>Describe/About YourselfPretty introverted in real life, but I open up a lot more online. I’ve been on HRT since I was 15, and I’m just figuring life out one step at a time. I tend to be more of a listener at first, but once I’m comfortable I can talk a lot more. East Coast timezoneI don’t really talk to people much, so this is actually my first time putting myself out there and trying to make friends,so yeah, a little awkward, but trying :)Im White if thats relevant at all.>Hobbies/InterestsGaming (varies a lot depending on mood)Music (always looking for new stuff)Reading (mostly fiction, but open to anything interesting)gaming, music, reading>Looking forPeople to chat with, vibe with, and maybe build genuine connections over time. Nothing super forced, just seeing where things go.>Not looking for....Drama, weird energy, or anything overly intense right away .>Discordstrawberrymadison06
>>34809854>ASL31/M/NC>things your ideal may want to knowi'm a pseudo normalfag that works from home during default wageslave hours and then i clock out & play vidya with my friends. 5'10" 170~ish lbs (fluctuates in this area.) i've worked primarily customer service most of my life so i have a disdain for the general populace. if i'm putting effort into our talks, i like you.>discordmr_tucker
>ASL19 /MtF/ US>Describe/About YourselfPretty introverted in real life, but I open up a lot more online. I’ve been on HRT since I was 15, and I’m just figuring life out one step at a time. I tend to be more of a listener at first, but once I’m comfortable I can talk a lot more. East Coast timezoneI don’t really talk to people much, so this is actually my first time putting myself out there and trying to make friends,so yeah, a little awkward, but trying :)Im White if thats relevant at all.>Hobbies/InterestsGaming (varies a lot depending on mood)Music (always looking for new stuff)Reading (mostly fiction, but open to anything interesting)gaming, music, reading>Looking forPeople to chat with, vibe with, and maybe build genuine connections over time. Nothing super forced, just seeing where things go.>Not looking forDrama, weird energy, or anything overly intense right away .,,,,,,,>Discordstrawberrymadison06
>>34874659>this faggot needs an excuse to drink moreJust do it
<<<<<Dis meDis could b u vvvvvvvvvvhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3qdsdLtcDg
>>34900222unexpected bangertrips checked
>>34900233Oh u like dat? Lemme put u on xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8k1gmbGZQkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9JHyWTr0l8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAKOvZq8cX8
>>34900222this SOUNDS good but the vocal is mad annoying
19/m/euI hope someones out there for meIdeal partnerfemale or male (mostly female and kinda skinny)-they like to game and talk about there interests -age 18-20s-hopefully close to where i am (if not then thats ok :) )Contact-discord drfreeman01
>>34809854My ideal GF is 25-35, misanthropic, doesn't like social events or groups of people, is not an anthropocentrist (doesn't believe human life is the peak of the animal kingdom or that it has any particular value) and likes gore and generally likes seeing people die. Discord: spawnofhalloween
I was very lazy making this, sorry!Animal lovers preferred. hikelarper@protonmail.comor, drop discord!
>>34908428For clarity: I'm female, this is MY ideal boyfriend. not me
>>34908428Looting nature is shameful behavior
>>34908428>>34908447I fit that for the most part. You are also from Europe from what I remember. But you are also a woman and therefore incapable of human emotions. I go in the nature to avoid creatures like you and all the filthy browns
>>34908428I think we would get along really well this is my post! I emailed you! >>34892853
>>34908821I am not european, not sure where youre getting that info from!>>34908905check your email, anon. sorry
yeah…. ;—-;add meldars it’s an L btw
Never done one of this but it seems cute and kinda silly. I wanted to keep the same style of the OP, but I did feel like I had to add legs so I could give my girl some leggings. Honestly, I used to hate the idea of long distance, but I think if someone is perfect and willing to move at some point I might give it a shot.So I'm30/M/Texas - I've got a stable career with good pay (although paying off some expensive purchases right now) and I'm a very straight laced and mature guy who wants to spoil a girl and eventually marry her. If you're in the US and you're perfect for me and willing to move at some point, lets talk.I think ideally you'd be willing to play some vidya or something with me so we have something to do together while we're apart though. I recently got into overwatch, but i also play things like league, cs, and so on.discord : nitaks0354
>>34908976>"incel">"khhv">"dates self hating brown woman"if this is the relationship you're looking for, it will always inevitably fail sooner or later. 2 self hating people can not love each other.
>>34853733Come on looking for my future insane wife here
>>34908428Hiking rockhound, I have rock in my pocket almost always. discord: BifrostBound
>>34909476oldmanfuckleberry on discord i meet most of your requirements
Hello! I am a 25 M in the Northeast USA. I currently work full time in the tech industry while also taking classes on the grad level. I am here again to find the perfect goon bud. If you're genuinely interested please give this whole post a read!>>Looking forSomeone older than me, very hung (7+ inches), able and interested in feeding, and interested in making fun of my tiny pp. I am currently trying to restrict my porn intake ideally to only images a friend sends, and would love a bud interested in helping me with that via the images they send! Aside from sexual stuff, ideally a guy with similar interests as me, tech, video games, comics, movies, tv, nerd stuff. And definitely someone from the US, and interesting someone that is talkative. Please reachout and say more than hello or that damn wave emote. The big thing is I want that long term bud, the bud that makes me want to jump onto discord all day, every day and get horny with. Also I would love to eventually get somewhere where I am completely pathetic and horny for you and completely submitted to you and calling you daddy/master/whatever and beg for you to show me clothed women while you make fun of my teeny tiny weeny>>NSFW InterestsJOI, SPH, any kind of size humiliation/comparison BBC, Dancing , tight Pants, Leggings, Yoga pants, , big Booty, Cuck, PMVs>>Girls I loveAlexis Texas, Mandy Muse, Siri, Sunnyrayxoxo, Vixenp, Jada Stevens, Abella Danger, Violet Myers, Machine_Mommy, TheBlueMoonie, Lowkeydeadinside, any big booty size queenThere is likely more but just wanted to give you a feel for what I like~ I definitely love porn booty, but think I should only really be allowed to see it covered up! If you read all this thank you for real and if it interested you in any way please shoot me a message, tell me your asl, introduce yourself and send me whatever you think is appropriate:)! Thanks!Discord: lilbrim
>>34910921Great the fucking spam lord is back
>>34809854I just want a woman who likes me physically and willing to overlook my inexperience. I'm tall fit incel who's too mentally unwell to ever connect with a woman and probably scares them since I have zero social skills but am intimidating.
>>34910933never left bb
>>34910970>betsy999
>>34910998I'm kind of retarded, what does this reply mean?
>>34908976What kind of age range are you looking for? How important of a requirement was khhv?
Impossible нeвoзмoжнo
>>34907600Bump
>>34835716>>34866473Anons, are you actually looking at the posts ITT?For men:>Be the most average generic brown haired male>Be average height or below>Have bad eyesight>Say nice things or be abusiveFor women:>Be able to breathe unassisted>Or not, I'm not pickyIf you don't fit anyone's ideal as a man, that's probably a good thing. If you don't fit as a woman you're lying.
>>34911020shes giving u her discord tag
>>34908976In case you still look it acc is vclw5s and did not get too overwhelmed
>>34894354late reply, but you got telegram? didn’t follow up cause I’m wary to share contact here, but I’d be down to chat and have a throwaway on there.not bald or mustache’d, moroccan or italian, but I am ethnically ambiguous and could probably be mistaken for either. bald genes don’t run in either side of the senpai plus it’s just extremely not my style. I look like a fucking conquistador if I grow out a mustache, and can’t take myself seriously with one. tried it and felt like I should be headed to the new world blasting mfs over spice - I have colonial spanish blood in my ancestry so I was prolly all about that bs in a past life. not trying to trigger genetic memory or channel ponce de fuckhead’s ghost rn. don’t smoke, never will, will 100% tell you it’s a bad habit even tho I’d be a heavy nicotine user if it wasn’t, and I stay away from substances outside of psychedelics a couple times a year + drinks on special occasions. I also keep away from political discourse for my spiritual/mental health, and have never found therapists helpful, but we’re probably on a similar page ideologically. last I’m “unemployed” but not broke unemployed, so verdict is out on your definition of financially stable - travel isn’t an issue if it ever comes to that tho.otherwise the other stuff applies, and I live on the east coast too.( ´_ゝ｀)
>>34916495I had no idea that family abbreviated gets auto swapped to senpai now, woah
I think I'm pretty much with my ideal woman. She's way shorter than me, friendly, funny, plays old-school RPGs with me and we narrate them in funny voices. She started taking new crazy pills and it's destroyed her sex drive but she still soldiers on for me and has let me have sex with 3 different women when I asked if it was okay. She understands I'm a very sexual person and lets me step out occasionally when she's overwhelmed with my neediness. I'm very grateful for her. And I know when I'm old I'm going to look back on this time as the good old days
>>34890614>>34889577me btw
>>34916495i don't think i'd be interested in you at all. sorry
>>34918704You look like you're doing a Russian Doll cosplay
>>34918708np, thanks for sparing my time>>34918723they literally are pictures of natasha lyonne lol, ngl I kind of wanted to see if it was a larp or not
>>34918773>>34918723yeah guys I'm not claiming to be natasha lyonne I'm referencing to my own posts when my id changes.....
>ASL18\F\Canada>appearanceI'm 5'4 and 164lbs (yes im losing weight stop bullying me). i have medium-long (i wanna get it longer) very loose curly brown\black hair. i wear glasses, people told me i have very pretty eyes and i have a nice mouth shape. i dont mind face revealing quick, but it needs to be mutual.>about mei started my adult life not long ago and its already so wrong. i dont know what to do, i dont know if i even have hobbies or a passion. im not a shizoid BPD girl but i do have a diagnosed PTSD and a clinical depression case. my ptsd isnt too bad tho, i havent had anything bad happen about it recently. ill stay in your bed and ill cook for you as long as youre kind to me and i find you attractive. i also need someone to guide me through this and make me his wife at the end line.also im not a virgin. i made the mistake on wasting it on someone who i thought i would marry. i have a B\C of 1.>likesanything that is on the picture, i'll open up with time, but trust me i'm not difficult. >dislikestrans people (i want bio kids sorry). i can date anyone on the political spectrum except if it's an extreme. people who are too distant and not direct enough. non-emotional\romantic people. would prefer people my race but thats superficial so shoot your shot anyway>discordthesweetestrat
I think I met my ideal.Worked with her for 7 months 4 years ago and still think of her to this day. She seemed interested in Me too but didn't continue the connection after she left to return to her country for further education. It feels rather shit and I want to get back into contact with her but it seems like itd be weird. It's annoying working in the same room as you were in when she was there just redecorated and new equipment in it. Can still picture it as it was 4 years ago and all the quirks of the place.
Ideal gf >Female (necessary) >20yo-30yo>5'7" or taller (just not super short, no height max though) >White (will make exception for cute Asian though) >Christian >Speaks English (I don't know any other language yet) >Laid back, won't get worked into a panic over something going wrong or not according to plan / able to adapt to change of plans >Capable of being on her own (doesn't need supervision for everything) >Loyal, will not cheat >Responsible, can manage her priorities and finances well enough (like not spending tons of money unnecessarily) >Can / will do chores (can keep a living space at least somewhat clean and organized) >Good hygiene >Has a job (Preferably I could have one that supports both of us, but not in this economy unfortunately) >Non-confrontational (won't start fights with people and is not aggressive) >Has situational awareness (can stay out of unnecessary danger) >Kind and selfless >Warm voice, medium to long wavy hair (I like blonde the most) >Politically sensible (would prefer right wing but not a necessity, just want her to not make a fuss over my stances on things) >Likes to cuddle >Soft body (not fat, but doesn't have to be super skinny or athletic or anything) (also medium to large chest is preferred) >Not addicted to anything / doesn't do drugs (drinking is ok in moderation, smoking not preferred but an exception can be made if she's trying to quit) >Has a hobby that's not destructive or impacts her physical or mental health negatively (don't really care what she does if it doesn't cause issues) >Has nice thighs >Low body count / virgin (not a turboslut) I think that sums it up as far as I can think
>about meMale, 26, UK, working full-time in decent job/living alone. Quite similar to the attached pic's description. I have a lot of hobbies (creative/musical) and hate people. I get along well with autistics.>discordg54tenthree
>>34919259If I was 5 years younger, I'd have messaged you. Sadly the age gap is too much for me.
She doesn't exist, but it's nice to dream.
>>34916495>>34918773bro ur not missing much lmao
>>34839301rich_fly_guy
>>34810954>men>asexual by natruehe wants to get his dick milked like all of usnight owl > morning personso unemployed>20-24by that age men are still trying they aint full time obese neetsSo no he is not out there. Unless you raise the age to 30
>>34922390>he wants to get his dick milked like all of usasexual men may be rare but they arent extinct, i'd also be open to other other non-sex related forms of intimate physical touch. watching porn is still fine too. >so unemployedim unemployed too so i wouldnt expect him to or not to be.>by that age men are still trying they aint full time obese neetsim sort of betting on the idea that the few that do exist would likely be browsing a forum like this> Unless you raise the age to 30fair enough, if he fit 99% of my ideals then i'd be open to as old as early 40s. I just worry that'll mean he'll die much earlier than i will which isnt ideal..
>>34916501>nowretarded newfag
>>34922246welp if you drop your discord you might be pleasantly surprised
>>34922934lol chances are I've been on this site much longer than you. I've been using 4chan on and off since 2008. my usage dropped off severely after gamergate and all but stopped between 2016 and now because of the massive influx of insufferable chuds. I'd pretty much just look at /s4s/ as a novelty from time to time because outside of the special interest boards, it's one of the only boards that reminds me of how this site used to feel. started surfing more again the last few weeks only because I deleted social media last year and don't know how else to waste time online anymore. it's better than it was in the 10s at least but I honestly feel in a few weeks I'll probably lose interest again and leave for another couple of years.
>>34923067Retarded newfaggot
>>34923067>my usage dropped off severely after [before the filter was activated]
>>34923090At least some things never change>>34923097you genuinely believe the quality of this website increased after gamergate? I don’t even know what to tell you bro
>>34923097that said, thanks doc. been years since my last dose
>>34923116I dont even know how you miss the point this badly
>>34923134oh, you’re talking about the senpai thing? gamergate was like 2012 I don’t even think f a m was really in the lexicon like that. I don’t even think t b h autocorrected to desu at that point but I guess I could be wrong.
>>34923144You spent far too long training in the time chamber. Your dates and sense of history are all fucked up
>>34923152nah dude, I was a very heavy /v/ user back then - around 2012 there was a noticeable rise in anti “SJW”/anti feminist posts. before then you’d maybe see someone seething about tumblr every so often, but it got fucking insane in 2012-2013, to the point where I switched to tumblr just to get away from it. maybe it wasn’t called gamergate verbatim at that point but it was literally the same shit. every fucking thread on /v/ went from being about videogames to being about politics and SJWs. if you get your history from articles online it looks like gamergate started later but if you actually used the site gamergate itself was just part of a wave that started much, much earlier. I remember other posters being aware it was happening too, but you are probably right that it didn’t have a name at the time. I maintain to this day the whole thing was a propaganda campaign organized and funded by figures on the right and the site has been their plaything ever since. I think that’s died down a bit tho since 4chan’s relevance in general has fallen off and now the main funnel is manosphere BS
>>34923179btw moot had a meeting with epstein the day /pol/ became a board just thought that was kind of interesting
>>34923179>maybe it wasn’t called gamergate verbatim at that point but it was literally the same shit.You cant call an egg a chicken just because it results in the creation of one>>34923185Unironically coincidence. There is video footage of Moot debating bringing /new/ in some form before contact with him an Epstein was established. The files confirm Epstein's involvement with reddit, but the only mentions of 4chan are him being enamored with its porn capabilities. Common sense dictates that him and his 6 sector army (UOTSOD [Unit of the Star of David]) of course used /pol/ adfter its creation and 4chan as a whole in an effort to unlock a new age of hypno but saying that he told moot to invent the board as if its indisputable fact pisses me off and makes the baby in my belly do backflips
