hello. SFW threads are rare here these days, but someone ought to make one, right? sheer degeneracy would cause nothing but chaos. the logical assumption would be that you are here for the title of the post. in that case, please read below.self description: severely mentally (DID, schizophrenia, CPTSD) and chronically ill (autoimmune, kidney, liver) cis korean female from the midwest. no hobbies, interests, passions, hopes, dreams, likes, dislikes, friends, loved ones, etc... statistics and the winter war/continuation war are truthfully the only topics we find interesting, but we could easily live without them. we can also be a very problematic individual, but this is not for the reasons everybody assumes. while talking to you, we expect to be the primary focus of conversation. if not then there better be a good excuse. we do not generally send personal photos of any kind, and are also completely asexual. required for both: BE BORN IN THE USA. BE A NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER. no sexual comments. do not talk about yourself or your interests unprompted unless it is actually interesting. what is interesting to you is not necessarily interesting to other people. dont be a major gooner, dont discuss exes, crushes, or other friends unless we permit it. we are also not a slutty BPD larper egirl, we were once institutionalized for 4 months straight as a minor. we are truly ill. also PLEASE do not send us your shitty music, we will never listen to it. lastly, do not ignore us while we are having a mental breakdown to play video games. behavior like that explains why you do not have a girlfriend.friend requirements: don’t get butthurt when you realize we dm other 4chan men, you have to be a truly unique specimen to not realize that on your own. don’t say rude shit then pass it off as a joke.lover recs: be like us (devoid of anything), and 100% asexual. if you like sex, get horny, find people attractive, or jerk off, you are not actually asexual.dc: shienmushanokoji
would you rather goon for half an hour and hate yourself after or spend half a year with a beautiful lunatic and feel truly fulfilled in life
>>34810216there's a sfw thread up right now you fucking retard moron use the catalog
>>34810283no we aren’t gonna go on a thread where our post will very quickly be buried, obviously we’re gonna make our own thread because what we want is not just cut and paste “omg i want friends x3” really hope this helps
>>34810216I'll add you if we can watch anime together
>>34810328we don’t enjoy watching anime. so why would we want to do that with a stranger
>>34810345Ok, this isn't working out. We should see other people, it's you, not me.
>>34810348LMFAOOO WHO IS THIS DUDE
>>34810352Sorry babe, you missed your once in a lifetime opportunity. The other 4 personalities will be pissed when they realize what you lost.
>>34810245>>34810301>>34810345>>34810352you're not special or unique enough to have your own thread, retard. you are a boring copy and paste troon, and if you don't have anything of value that makes you stand out, you deserve to drown with the rest of the unwanted garbage that uses this board.
>>34810367what if we came to your house with a weapon
>>34810369whoa dude who shit in your cereal today
I'll do literally everything you told me not to as I'm a basic bitch Add me :)
>>34810387That's a nono, your rules say nothing physical. You'll just have to settle for dealing with your broken heart(s).
>>34810452it’s kinda funny how it doesn’t say the word physical once in that entire paragraph, have fun getting bludgeoned
>>34810459I guess you're right, it's my loss then. Pick a merciful personality that finishes me quick at least.
>>34810490the concept of being able to “pick” a personality LMFAO
