Why should we put women on a pedestal online, it's only fair we get our own thread too isn't it guys? You know the drill
>>34877589I'm far too much a failure to want to advertise it and I have a feeling there won't be many women looking through here for potential boyfriends
>>34877597Nothing to lose, anon. And like I said, shouldn't put them on a pedestal. If they get dozens of threads glorifying their shit behavior and lifestyle, humor me and balance the scales a bit
>>34877589Who would care about a male humanClearly we're all alone
>>34877589Tfw I feel like a failure but I'm doing better financially than 60% of my peers and I'm probably 95th percentile for hygiene on 4chan
Because it will just get spammed by the same dozen gooner retards who never read the OP that flood every single thread with their generic copy pasted shit that no woman will ever interact with.We're on /soc/, every thread is a "guy failure thread". The act of being on /soc/ makes you a fuckup by default.
>>34877589i have a huge thing for loser men, like i mean super duper loser men with no refining qualities. but your post is kind of giving me the ick. you could've just made the thread instead of doing the whole "move over you whores!!! it's our time to shine!!!" shtick
>ASL25/M/UK (I'll say where when I get to know you)>About meCocky, fun-loving, no-bullshit type. I prefer no nonsense vibes above all else.>AppearanceTall, fit/lean athletic build from hitting the gym and staying active. Alt/edgy style, dark fits, nothing over the top, just whatever matches the mood. Clean-cut (hair is long).>PersonalityConfident without being a dick, fun-loving above all else, but rock-solid when needed. I don't take myself too seriously on the surface, but I'm stable, loyal, and always down to dive deep into weird hobbies (nothing NSFW or gross, but if you're into Twin Peaks, you can hit me up.)>Looking forProbably a girl who's a little messy, lonely and raw and real, like the ones in this thread spilling their guts about life, or just craving some intensity I guess. I get it, and I'll be your anchor without judgement. Bonus if you're European (UK vibes hit different), but Americans are always welcome too. Let's chat deep, game together, or hit the city. Age is irrelevant as long as you're above 18, no hard bio walls. Let's see if we click. If we click, we can certainly meet. Blokes can add too, mates are always welcome, just don't be a fucking weirdo asking me to rate your anime porn collection. That shit gets you blocked.>Not looking forSellers, ghosts, or anyone just chasing quick NSFW. If you're in recovery or dealing with heavy stuff, I'm supportive, but no enabling bullshit. I'm not your therapist or a cuck.>Hobbies/InterestsDeep-hitting music (alt rock, electronic, whatever sets the mood. I love sharing playlists like the niche YouTube essays mentioned here), late night city walks, bar-hopping, gaming, psych/survival books, novels. Discreet with booze/drugs for the edge (I'm experimental but not reckless, like the psychonauts here)>ContactDiscord: misterstarfall(DM something from the thread that caught your eye, so I know you're real and not a weirdo)
Another template slop thread. Useful for easy sifting. Just what this board needs.
>>34877852I'm such a loser even you wouldn't bite. Can you handle this?>37>underweight>manlet>have never worked>no education>no driver's license>khhv>only eat frozen slop food>still have acne>no friends>no hobbies>jerk off 5 times daily exclusively to mommy dom foot fetish pornNot even a larp I don't know why I'm alive
>>34877882Even if that roastoid says "no refining qualities", her idea of a guyfailure is definitely youthful Chad who's slightly introverted and goes around with his hoodie up, not gigawizards like yourself. You should know this by now. And like other anons have said, obligatory "every /soc/ thread is the guyfailure thread"
>>34877882I'm jealous of your libido, but you're basically the exact same as me. Similarish ages too (Drivers license in 2 months I hope though)
34 MCptsd, anxiety, depression, inferiority complex No licenseNo jobTrauma and depression brain have ruined my memoryToo depressed for support groups, not depressed enough to become an heroFew hobbies and interests Can't pick up on social cuesDisc, telegram, kik: kaim146Teleguard: FG7TT3HEQ
>>34877882>37>underweightstop talking and marry me? jk, but i'm probably way too young for you anon. everything you listed is exactly what i'm into. and don't say that. you're alive because you're human and are deserving of love>>34877930what the fuck is a roastoid
>>34877964please almighty christ post your contacts. I have a BMI of 17.
>>34877980literally nothing you posted signifies anything about being a guyfailure
>>34877589i don't give a fuck about the woe is me bullshit itt but the threadpic is weirdly hot and i need to know the sauce
>>34877963I have some similar issues, I'm sorry anon.Taking vitamin d every day helps me with depression but cptsd is like your whole brain is mangled.
>>34877964>you're exactly what I'm into but nah, I'm sure someone else will love you though, gotta go Chad's calling uwuExpected.>what the fuck is a roastoidlmao
>>34878027are you retarded they clearly said the issue was the age gap
>>34878027he hasn't even responded to me... yet here you are... on my dick. like damn just say you want me to pick you instead
>>34878006Yeah cptsd is a shit show. it's caused my nervous system and intuition to become shot. I usually only eat one meal a day but not by choice, don't have any appetite until I start getting hunger pains.
>>34878048It said "probably too young for you", not "too old for me". The potential issue would be on the wizard's side, not the roastoid's. Retard. >>34878049You wish, roastoid
>>34878048The issue is that it's a catfish.
>>34878066what reason would i have to catfish a loser guy on fucking /soc/? it's not like he's going to be giving me money? if anything i'm the one providing for HIM. >in before you call me a trans woman next. >>34878054yiu see i like loser men but not the women hating kind sorry
>>34877964>stop talking and marry me? jk, but i'm probably way too young for you anonI only told three lies and you picked two of them I'm terribly sorry. I was once a spooky scary skellington but I'm normal weight now. My age is a little lower. And the third lie I'll leave a mystery. I don't care about the age difference but I think the lies have likely poisoned the well, so to speak. Anywho, you're sweet keep on being you.
>>34877964>>34878083Different guy. I'm 21. Can I have you as my perfect gf?
Loser Olympics qualifications:>Obese>Balding>Virgin>Autistic>No IRL friends>Live with parents in thirties>Relatively low-paying part-time job>Only interests revolve around consuming media (playing vidya, watching YouTube stuff, collecting music)Not sure if I should attach my identity to this post
>>34878083You don't need a reason. The ID zp5LfIyg will under no circumstance post a contact in this thread. They will continue to respond to every (You), but will not actually contact any of the multiple men constantly begging "her" to add them.
>>34877963>>34877882haha FUCK this is gonna be me isn't it
>>34878113It kind of creeps up on you and it only bothers you when you turn your gaze inward, so I recommend not doing that
>>34878113Fix shit as soon as you can. But doing that starts with testing yourself to find out how much you can *actually* accomplish and it'll be far less than you think. It's humiliating but you have to do it. >>34878051Yeah it took me years to even realize what was going on. Id get reminded of something then just zone out for a few days and try to forget everything, including my maladaptive reaction. It sucks hard and I'm sorry. >>34878107This lmfao
>>34878107>her in quotationscalled it LMFAO. ok man whatever youve totally got me all figured out. im just an attention whore>>34878089yes
>>34878142here's my tag:espressomode
>>34878113>>34878136My cptsd kicked in when I was about 11 when I started to lose abilities and skills, my memory started going, I would zone out constantly. I tried killing myself when I was 8, tried again about 5 more times over my life but always got interrupted and loosened the noose. I'm not an OD or slit wrists kind of person, too unpredictable and way too high of a fail rate leading to being sectioned.I used to be high functioning in my very early 20s but that went to shit. But lately I've been trying to fix shit up and get back on track, finally have a new therapist and I might be starting a new job next month. Hopefully I'll be able to keep it and not get put on medical leave again lol
>>34878166I can't believe a 21 year old whippersnapper stole my misaka from me >>34878142My heart is broken
>>34878167I'm rooting for you
>>34878171Thanks. I forgot to mention I might become homeless next month but hopefully that doesn't happen lol new building owners might not keep us as tenants since we don't pay market value rent
>>34877589>guy failure total moid death
Anyone here so massively guy failed so hard they start to consume Andrew Tate and hate women? That guy is me.
>>34877589>Still live with parents >No drivers license>Cant hold a job >Not a virgin, but I positively despise the one person I had sex with. The misogyny I obtained from the encounter will likely be a part of me for the rest of my days>no IRL friends, need to pretend that I do whenever my parents ask>can only get along with equally people as chronically online but only if they're as bigoted as me and dont have a vocabulary that pisses me off >Wants a gf but refuses to accept the attention of any woman that doesn't fit my hyperspecific standards >Groomed into finding autistic deviantart fetish porn the hottest shit imaginable, still spends far to many hours masturbating to it instead of being productiveYet I'm still near perfect. Anyone who uses the term "girlfaliure" is a goy-fed faggot and the same applies for the term "guyfailure". I post in this thread as an exercise in showcasing my superiority as opposed to my solidarity.
Are there any gaycel guyfailures here
19 MI'm too scared to unwind on here and it'll be mostly men who is going to read and then make fun of me I'm a virgin loser I just want to vent to someone who cares fentneverkilled on discord
>>34878083>guy in picrel is some pretty boy and not a guy who would actually struggle with dating/life in generalCrazy, unexpected even. Post is cope regardless, if an irl pretty boy said women should be harnessed like a dog or horse and beaten regularly you'd still pet him hit
>>34878639let him*
>>34877882would you consider dating a 22 year old
>27>khhv>live with a parent>in education but struggling>no job>no car>overweight>psoriasis>bad skin>bad face>live in shithole nation>depressed>adhd>gaming sole hobby>too cowardly to an herowho want me?
>>34879074>didn't specify gender
>>34879273Read the title of the thread
>>34879338The title of the thread doesn't tell me if you want my massive cock up your ass or not
>guyfailure thread.You already have an entire board for this.>>>/r9k/
>>34878653I suppose I would, though see my retractions >>34878085Why do you want to date a guyfailure?
Feeding content of a failed loserKik pornenthu
>>34877784You should be reporting said posters for spamming. /soc/ has no moderation, the community must be the one doing the moderating.
>>34878548You're able-bodied. Go brag about it with the other homosexuals over on /fit/.
>>34877589>27 years old>shrill voice>child-like face>chubby>hermit>poor as fuck>no friends>small dick>no hobbies (alcohol, youtube and games)>jerk off once a day>extremely low self-confidence>massive anxiety all day>depressed and brainfoggedshould've just roped already
>>34879725>27That's your last chance to course correct anon. Don't waste it.
>>34877589>37, Male>Overweight>Average looks but strong dark circles due to disease>Crippled, constant pain and suffering>156 IQ, just slightly above retarded>Financially stable>Hypersexual with no outlet>Recluse, mostly from being crippled>Cringe InterestsGotta be honest, I just want a girl that will touch me all over hug me whenever she feels like it. Being crippled, I think I'm probably not good enough for anyone
>>34878633You're good, bro. You're among fellow Anons. Just don't specify anything specific about yourself to keep your PowerWords close to your heart.At 19, your biggest advantage is time. Now, what must be found, the hard part, is the will to change. Even in my state of constant pain and misery, I dig in wherever I can in spite of the hand I was dealt. I'm still a failure, but I'll still fight until I die. I think once you learn to dismiss your own ego and laugh at the despair we all face, things start to get a little better. Helps to see the silver lining in all the thunderclouds, you know?
>>34879480i don't really feel like i can relate to guys who are normal or successful in life because i'm also kind of a failure. at best i feel pitied and lesser than them but i at least feel equal to someone who is a failure like me. im really mentally ill and don't really like talking to people who aren't also and maybe it's because i like being valued/seen as helpful to someone. if i were to date a normal guy i feel like i would be akin to some goblin living in his house and shitting things up, with someone who is equal or worse it feels like i can actually be valued and do valuable things. pathetic men are cute too.
>>34879480i forgot to say i have discord so if you post your tag i will add you. or i can post mine but i dont really like being added by people who are random.
>>34880368You don't worry that dating someone more than a decade your senior who has never worked a day in his life could be detrimental to you? You have lots of time to improve and your 20s are a very malleable period of time in your life. I do understand what you're saying, but it seems a bit like tying yourself to a rock that's being thrown into the ocean. >pathetic men are cute tooI haven't heard that one before but thank you
>>34880368>if i were to date a normal guy i feel like i would be akin to some goblin living in his house and shitting things upThat's just how dating a woman feels in general>>34878633>>34880304This. There's stuff you can do at 19 you basically can't do later on. I didn't start lifting weights/exercising seriously until I was 29 and my body suffered for it. Building your health, life, and self as a younger man will pay compound interest later on in your life. Everyone struggles starting out, that's no reason to quit or get mad at yourself. Even baby steps at 19 will put you ahead at 30.
>>34879510Reporting doesn't do anything if the moderators don't actively investigate the reports. Some guy was spam bumping his "right wing femboy" thread with random text for over 170 days straight, I reported them dozens of times and the moderator only deleted the thread once I got bored and spam reported like 30 posts back to back in a short span of time. Every other report for months prior was completely ignored.You can't self-moderate if reporting does nothing. 4chan is essentially abandonware at this point. Hiromoot is just farming as much revenue as he can before pulling the plug.
>>34880375i need a lot of attention so neet is optimal
Exposing guy failuresKik pornenthu
>>34880374>>34880581my disc is miniaturegiraffe
>>34877589>ASL21/M/North America>About meTraumatized NEET loser from a shitty childhood, zero friends or family in my life. Minimal social skills, broke, have been homeless before and will probably be homeless again in a few months boohoo I'm a sad loser blah blah blah.Disabled and can't drive (neurological condition) and haven't really gone outside in about 7 months. My personality is probably shit too I'm just bitter and resentful most of the time.The only good thing I have going for me is that I am very good at math (published a paper when I was 17), I guess my long term goal has always been to be a physicist but I can't at the moment because I'm mentally ill and FUCKING BROKE. My current goal is to just be less mentally ill and start working again so I won't starve or freeze to death.>Looking forPlease...someone...I just want someone to talk to. I don't care who you are, just talk to me. Preferably not someone who is gonna talk to me for one hour then disappear, but beggars can't be choosers.I guess my fantasy would be a cute Misaki girl who would be my friend/gf who makes me feel safe and someone I can form a secure connection with, but I would just be happy with any warm body at this point.>Not looking forIf you are diagnosed with schizophrenia or bipolar II or anything that makes you psychotic, then please refrain from adding me. Never again.
>>34880923oh yeah my contactdiscord: readme_wz9121Z1wf6DjFNP@proton.me
>>34877852You are an ick
>>34880368Can you clean, or cook? Or at least help with home improvement stuff, like even if it's holding wood while it's being screwed in or something
>>34878590>Not a virgin, but I positively despise the one person I had sex with. The misogyny I obtained from the encounter will likely be a part of me for the rest of my daysI didn't need to read this.
>>34878633I'm not going to make fun of you, I'm going to try and help you. You're at a young age, now is the time to recognize and acknowledge that you don't like the path you're on and make hard decisions to change things. It's far too easy to just stay doing what you're doing (the devil you know) and tell yourself "oh I've got time to figure this out" because then suddenly you're 25 and still telling yourself you've got time and then you're 30 going "i really should do something" and then you're 40 realizing you've fucked up and wondering why you wake up in the morningThe most valuable resource in the world is time. You have it available to you. Use it, don't squander it.
>>34878633You're a kid, you're supposed to be a penniless virgin you retard.
>>34881741every thread in this entire fucking board is an ick. and so are the people who use it. but ok.
>>34881803Thank you for agreeing with me.
>>34881815thank you for being self aware.
>>34881803It is quite amusing how people will come to this board full of literal cuck threads, "loser" threads, fetish threads and for some reason think they're above anything
>>34877589>30>muscular build with 22% BF that I need to get down>hit the gym multiple times a week>have a full head of hair and still look like i'm in my 20's Alright that's the good quality out of the way now to get to the nitty gritty>working a dead end job with no college education>don't have any friends anymore>strapped with debt>kissless virgin that's never had a GF>hold no hatred towards women but ask myself daily what's so wrong with me that I can't attract one
>27>6’2 >usa>undiagnosed autistic >deeply traumatized >traumatic brain injury at 16>got super into Xanax/stimulants at the time>falsely believed I was trans from 17-26>eventually stopped hard drugs but just replaced it with weed and ssris >parents hated each other and fought endlessly when I was a teenager>had no idea how to talk to girls or ask for sex>failed to form any meaningful relationships/connections during college and after >never got to have picrel>finally trying to heal myself spiritually>it’s been less than a year since I started detransition though>19 days off weed, 2 weeks off Zoloft discord: humor011
>>34882287Still have tits btw
>>34882290hope the detrans goes well buddy. I've known a few who gone through the same thing
>>34882290What happens now? Do they get sucked back in like they're mantits?
>>34882073isn’t that what i implied? i don’t think i’m above any of the retards who use this place, i know exactly where i am. you guys are funny honestly. how are threads romanticizing “girl failures” and “bpd women” not met with the same disdain and concern? or does it make it okay when it's grown men preying on mentally unstable women instead?
What kind of girls do loser men attract? And what type of loser guy attracts girls?There's definitely a science to this shit
>>34882513Mainly BPDemons and other soulless creatures.
>>34882522That can't be, BPDemons never enjoyed me
>>34877589Feels right here. I had a girl that I really liked and she wanted to "wait" for sex as she had a phase last year and slept with 6 dudes. I was good to her and she loved how I acted around her, and told me so often, then turns around and goes "oops I guess I have to sleep with a guy first to really connect with them and now I don't want to have sex with you" and we stopped dating.Literally ego nuke and it fucking sucks. I'm a massive failure of a man.>35>Virgin not kissless>Manlet>Bald>Good shape/lifts>150K income>7"+ penisWhy is it to fucking difficult to find a goddamn good woman? Is the world broken or am I?????
>>34877589>contactsMy Instagram is @serotonin2a on Instagram>why am I a loser?I’m chasing after a girl that rejected me a 100 times, even after her telling me she’s getting a restraining order I keep begging her to marry me and to have my baby. I don’t know what’s wrong with my head or why am I such a pathetic loser cuck. She’s probably taking indian duck right now but I just keep asking her to marry me. I need help.
I am begging any guy in this thread to please learn about the chakras and how they relate to your life energy. I guarantee if you learn about what each of the 7 chakras represent and what the symptoms of a blockage are, you will find at least one that resonates with you, and get a much better clue on how to heal yourself. Everyy human has the potential for ultimate bliss and contentment.
>>34882885Not your fault at all. The girl you picked was just a rotten one, that's all. You're not broken, you just picked a dud. I guarantee she would not have been worth the extra time investment if she did shit like this on a whim. What a clueless airhead. My advice? When she asks to hook up later, DO NOT. She will come around like a boomerang looking for a place to land; do NOT catch her or you will suffer.Stick to your guns and just enjoy life. Sex is overhyped as fuck and while it's nice in the moment, when it's over you literally won't feel any different. I too thought sex would "flip-a-switch" or have some impact on me, but it was very just... I dunno, feels nice. That's about it. Doesn't fill any voids or insecurities, just... feels nice. So don't get warped around it like I did if you can.Also, don't think "bald" is bad. Lots of dudes look great without hair on top. A nice set of glasses (sunglasses or a pair of 'computer glasses' that have a slight blue-light filter to them) can help balance out the face. A beard is also cool if you can grow one. On top of that, you can also throw on cool hats and stuff. With your income, you can afford to throw on some nicer threads, that should be like a chick magnet right there. Just don't flaunt it (no crazy expensive rolex or anything, it attracts gold-diggers that will try to get pregnant as fast as possible only to tap you for money. It's a sick world, man)
>>34882900I keep telling her that we are getting married even though I cheated on her with her 12 year old sister and she found out and hates me and rejected me 100 times I’m so desperate that I’m just on my knees begging her to come back and marry me I’m such a stupid desperate cuckboy If anyone is going through anything similar please write me on instagram @serotonin2a
>>34883004>cheated with her 12 year old sisterJesus christ man. You sure you wanna just... post that publicly? Gonna say you sound like a very dangerous sort.
>>34883004>>34882900Well... I dunno what to say, but here's some music that you might connect with. My advice would be to sit down and talk with an actual professional to help you out. The path you're currently walking ends in tragedy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGuzEW2bv4k
>>34882500>mentally unstable womenThere's a different kind?
Is having an art degree considered being a failure?
>>34883033Yeah maybe it’ll end in tragedy but I kind of hope it does because I’m a worthless cuck that harasses girls that hate him and makes their lives miserable because they don’t want him so I deserve a tragic end
>>34883086The solution is patently clear and obvious, though, you'd agree? Just leave her alone and go find someone else. Right now you're entirely hung up on your own ego, just let it go.
>>34883004Just keep fucking her sister, duh.
>>34883096I don't know why but I just keep on telling her im gonna marry her over and over and over again I just can't stop doing it even though she hates my guts
A main issue I have is that life isn't fun for me. It's never been fun in the same way after that day oh so long ago. What are things that are legitimately 100% fun for me? Being socially included and getting to talk about myself without judgement, touhou music, 2010s nightcore, sandbox games sometimes. That's it. I can say things that could maybe be fun to me, like writing if I can force myself to do it. Or things I sort of enjoy under the right circumstances, to some extent. I do have them, like social sports, messing with computers and languages, but they're never truly fun in that childlike sense that is so precious. And I want a girl who will make up for that for me. I want to have so much creampie sex with her, fill her up and then have her cuddle me, call me a good boy. Do those other things that I somewhat like, and with her, they'd be amazing. We could tour all the historical trains of Europe while holding hands. But by myself, they're effort, they're a "self-improvement" that I keep doing but never feel happy with. The only times people don't dislike me is when I'm not myself. When I am myself, they all get weirded out or grow frustrated and leave. Yes, I have to work on myself. But that's the point. How long do I have to work on myself until I can be enjoyed and wanted by another human being? It's been nearly a decade since then.
this has to be one of the biggest dog shit threads on this board that isn't just gay sex
>>34883135well maybe they don't like you because youre a child sex predator
>>34883151>how ifs stare at you as they down the whole bottle of haloperidol
>>34883151The one who fucked a 12yo is you man, stop projecting pedo
>>34883170Yeah, you jealous?HMU for 12 year olds
>>34882900>>34883004Next time you go on that bridge you should go for a swim. You're not a guyfailure, you're a deranged child molester. I'd personally throw you feet first into a wood chipper.
>>34883265Why? Being a child molester and into lolis is so cooooool
>>34883271rip to that jawline
>>34882997Appreciate the kind words my brother. I think you're right and I just mentioned bald because it definitely does limit the dating pool in many ways but I do get more attention bald than I did balding. I tend to dress well too but I'm in an area of the county that has a very toxic dating atmosphere
>failure thread>most people are 6'0 fit chads This thread is faker than the girl failure one
>>34884856No you're just out of touch. Modern losers subscribe to the looksmaxx meme as a last ditch effort to escape inceldome rather than actually develop confidence lmao.
>>34884856>>34884999Most of this thread is crazy. Tall, young guys who know how to get drugs, j*bhavers, 6 figure income earners, people with instagrams, paper publishers, people picky enough to exclude psychotic girls, education getters, bodybuilders, confidence havers, fashion practicers. Bah! Stolen valor I say.
>>34885017That's because none of those really matter when the sexual marketplace is completely fucked.
>26>KHHV>Probably autistic or have other diagnosed mental illness>Unemployed since November>Living at home>Talk to no one other than immediate family>No education other than HS and no real professional skills>No hobbies other than video games, and a few anime adjacent things>No real social media presence>Been trying to develop other hobbies like fitness, reading, cooking/baking but have difficulty committing >Only leave home when necessary or rarely on a whim>Skinnyfat and uglyMaybe it's not as bad as I think, but I sure feel like a failure.
>>34884856This board is full of faggot normies and junkies.
I’m addicted to cheating on my ex gf with her underage siblings and I don’t give a fuck I’m still gonna sit there and pretend like I’m the victim till she finds out because fuck her I deserve to be treated like a baby and she deserves to feel like shitIf anyone can relate to being an asshole can you write me @serotonin2a on instragram my name is Evan Mavrin I live in New Jersey
>>34885648Are you slandering someone else
>>34885655No I’m just trying radical acceptance
>>34880208I think you’re right you’re really not good enough for anyone, you’re a burden, a disease ridden waste of resources and you should end it, not because it’d be better for you but because it’s the least you can do for the world. Luckily, the disease you have will probably make you do it in the end anyway, I’ve heard of many such instances
>>34885758Yeah guess we'll see. Whenever I just get fed up with it all I'll probably kill myself, but I get to choose when and where. Will you have such agency in prison?
>>34885766Hahahaha got his ass(I think it's just a butthurt cunt slandering (maybe it's true, I'm which case the guy deserves it) her ex though. Note the use of kpop reaction image and knowing what 'radical acceptance' means.)
>>34885766Let’s go evidence for evidence we will see who goes to prison
>>34885777Trips means it's true. It makes sense why they're throwing out real names and contacts... yeah, just an asshole they are. I'll ignore them from now on
Take this test to see if you should give up and whore yourself out to fellow men
>>34886413all the frames it lands on are gay!!!
I'm an enormously mentally ill autistic neet, and I don't work or drive a car. I probably have agoraphobia.
As a woman, half of y'all don't sound too bad don't lose hope anons!
>>34886577This is the most disgusting affirmation you could ever give. Men are already drenched with lukewarm, meaningless and half-assed encouragements from the day they were born. Being clearly rejected would at least make them feel something and get chaos out of their minds. People like you are the reason there are sadistic danger-seeking fucks out there with your soulless riskless WORDS.
Sharing guy fail pics Kik pornenthu
>>34877589Here's my rundown anon, I'll go with the bads. They're usually too severe for anyone to sustain interest in me with the exception of three extremely mentally ill people.>5'7">balding>autistic, ocd>poor>drugged and sexually abused as a kid>bullied growing up>nobody understood me or offered help as a kid>fucked over at work in favor of attractive womenOn the plus I have a decent face, I am in good shape, and I am very passionate about my autistic interests (horses, tabletop, history). I've been told I'm nice to talk to. Just not attractive.
>>34877589No girl wants a guy failure./thred
>>34886414You know what to do then
>>34887404And?This is the homosexual men board.
>>34877589By all metrics I'm technically not a failure, well except for relationships, girls have always hated me, I never had a gf or been kissed romantically. And I got berated by my parents alot. And they yell at each other alot. I feel like a failure. I know deep down I'm a failure. I'm not going to post my discord. If I only get like 3 likes a year on bumble and it's only from scammers or sluts looking for an innocent mark to steal from, I think there's no chance in meeting anyone legitimate here. Though I have tried in the past.
>>34887085are you open to friends? if so post addI had a similar childhood
>>34885758projection
i have a sexual fetish for gross gooner NEET men. guyfailures.message me if you want.talk to me about what a degenerate you are and i'll probably fall a little in love with you, or at the very least give you attention!disc: dreadcreature
>>34877589Why not throw myself out there. I'm just another one of the crazies, and having people compare me to others might give me insight.5'3", 24, NW USANot fat, not skinny, I do basic exercise daily, but don't go to a gym or anything. My hobbies are all escapism. I'm always tensed up and anxious, like I'm constantly waiting for someone to throw an insult at me. I have to remind myself to breathe otherwise I only take very shallow breathes. I want to blend into the background, but usually fail. I take life too seriously. I live inside my head and online, constantly dissasociated from my body. I can't seem to hold a job for longer than a year. My entire ambition in life revolved around wanting to belong to a woman, in every sense of the word. One person, ride or die, to devote my life to, who I can trust. After the last couple of relationships, I realized how stacked the odds are against me ever getting that. I have no ambition to replace it with. I just drift through life waiting for something to change.I play a bunch of video games, listen to a bunch of music, I cook, I clean. I do my best to keep a job and an apartment to myself. If I mess up too much, I move in with my family until I make enough money to get my own apartment again.I don't know how to fix myself, or if I even want to. My past is to blame, but blaming my past doesn't change that it happened. I have no ambition anymore. I just want someone to drag me along in their life and bring color to mine. And yeah, I know how pathetic that sounds. Feylix
guy failure discord the only support group youll find for men who have to fight the whole worldhttps://discord.gg/4EhEdeZdhM
†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† Hey, are you looking forFUCKED UP Otaku Gooners!? Are you into Doujin, Eroge, or Menhwa (if you're a new gen.) Do you wanna goon with your friends while watching Hentai!? Do you like hyper sexual violent VNs like Subahibi, Tsui no Sora, or Euphoria!? Do you wanna watch horny Ecchi anime like KissxSis, To Love Ruu, or Dokuro-chan!?Then join us now, we'd love to goon with you Otaku friends.meow!!!††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††https://discord.gg/bv4TQkV99EWe love guy failures on this thread
>>34877589join miaucord!! this our cat girl server +18 with so much fun and pretty autistic girls! we do giveaways for every milestone completed!! everyone is welcome, there's little to no rules and you can be as toxic as you want, join join!! :Dhttps://discord.gg/jCjFrPGVMDhttps://discord.gg/jCjFrPGVMDhttps://discord.gg/jCjFrPGVMD
Looking to give anyone here purpose by turning them into my femboy. If you are even a little curious about being treated like a submissive girl dm me.I want to get you on hrt and dress you up so I can fuck you and live a happy lifeDiscord is oni.444
>>34887765nah ur confused faggot thats /lgbt/ go back where you belong
>>34888987>dreadcreature
>>34891945Shocking
I'm genuinely so lonely that it hurts, it's been really negatively affecting my mental state. I'm a coward that can't approach women in public, I don't ever go out so bars are out of the question. I've tried online dating and have gotten absolutely nothing out of it. I just want a relationship, someone I can love and loves me back. That's genuinely all I would need to feel happiness. I'm so deprived of physical contact and emotional support. I don't know how i've managed to be a big enough failure to make it this far in life without ever having a girl interested in me.
>>34882182>>34892021what's your discord?
>>34878622what's your disc
>>34887851Yeah sure, what's your discord?>>34878622I am bi
> 28> Arg> 5'8>not skinny or fat>Never have gf or kiss anyone>Lonely hermit>Developer>I just like programming, playing guitar, and taking care of animals.>I'm a boring guy and people bore me.>contactDisc:morfeo_1997
>>34894964goblinchan.(lowercaps, no spaces, and a period at the end)
A year ago I had this girl that I really, truly loved. We broke up over some pointless argument; ultimately I think it was just resentment. I made her wait a while before we got together, mostly because I was indecisive. She was very emotionally immature when we met, I wasn’t ready to date because I had just exited another painful breakup. She saw other people as our romance was beginning to bud, which put me off. She told me I should have told her not to, but I felt I should see what she’d do of her own volition. Eventually I got over it and fell deeply in love with her, but she never got past it. I had no doubt that I was going to spend the rest of my life with her. I kind of lost it afterwards. I became deeply religious almost overnight, got super into the occult, did DMT constantly, saw and experienced things that I can’t begin to explain. I ghosted nearly everyone I knew, quit my job, moved cross country to follow my dream, an ordeal which took up most of the year. Now that I’m here and the chaos has subsided, I feel entirely clueless about what to do next. When I was at my lowest, I felt I had the most direction, as if god himself was guiding me. I often felt I knew exactly how things would play out, and I was consistently right, to a tee. Ultimately that placed me in a position that on paper, should be ideal. But now that I’m actually secure, it’s as if the presence has left me. I somehow feel even more directionless and lost. I feel alienated and bored by people in a way I never have before. I have all these weird experiences that have shaken my beliefs to the core, making it a lot harder to connect with people. I feel further from my dream too, as it’s not some abstract thing anymore, but something I actually have to figure out relatively soon, otherwise I’ll be out of cash. I just hope there really is something out there looking out for me, that it wants the best for me, and that I’m doing the right things. It’s so hard to tell lately.
26y old neet mentally ill ,never had a girlfriend or a job for more than 5 months straight,my family hates me and they want to kick me out soon if i fail to find a job.Suicidal and i do drugs on occasion.I am only 5'10 with thin hair and ugly face .My iq is bellow 125 so i failed at uni i hope i will kms soon.
>>34893386Don't feel comfortable giving out my main after doxxing so much about myself, but here's an alt if you're looking to talk or whatever.disc: moonrabbit80
I set up a loyalty test on my girlfriend and she failed and I lost her. I know she's already moved on.Teleguard: CBZG6MLQ3
>>34896229Do you fw perogies
>>34896729Yeah they’re one of the best foods but I haven’t had em in a while. They must be served with kielbasa.
>>34882479I have to get ftm top surgery like a fucking faggot
18/M/latinx but live in europeblackpilled incel neet chudadd me on discord and tell me your tiktok if you relateo7777777777777 is the user
>AgeTurned 40 a couple of weeks ago, it's never been so over>Physical5'6, skinnyfat (would prefer to be chubbier actually, but I don't eat enough and I'm lazy with cooking), heavily balding. Was a massive babyface, but age has taken care of that recently. I'm a generous 3/10 (with my cap on)>LifeNEET and don't plan to change anytime soon. I get neetbux so I can afford what I need. Leave the house an hour a day, 5x a week. It used to be 5 times a year, so that's an improvement I guess>Relationship shitI'm a virgin... with women... They find me physically and emotionally repulsive irl (dont't blame them tbqh, so do I)This is the most pathetic part about me (which is saying something). I tried really hard to gaslight myself into being bi for years, so I do have some sexual experience with men even though I don't find them physically attractive.Hated them touching me, and I never even got a twinge in my dick without imagining porn and not jacking off for like a week minimum. Don't really do regrets, but if I did, that whole thing would be one of them.>Daily stuffSpend near enough most of my time browsing youtube, twitch, doomscrolling, watching tv/movies, vidya and whatever else grabs my attention. Don't enjoy being drunk or high so sadly I can't cope with those
Are there any tall fat/obese/chubby young men on here:(? dc : heartpushedaside
>>34896325contact?
im almost 40 and never had a gf, never been kissed romantically or hugged or hand held. fat, ugly and most of my friends moved on with wives and lives and shit. no motivation to better myself and hoping i just die from a heartattack.i dont even know how i could begin to start dating. what the fuck would i even tell someone? that i have zero experience at 40?only thing going for me is i have a fantastic head of hair and decent with my finances but really who cares about that at this point with how hard were all strugglin.wizard for life i guess
https://exxxposed.net/post/22198BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER MADE.MAKE ME REGRET POSTING THIS.
>>34903437contact?
>>34903466i dont like giving out my discord here anymore so you get my alt email.smithjohny342@gmail.com
>>34903398goooyzo
25 years old182cmkhhvExtremely insecure due to childhood experiences.Contemplated suicide when unemployed, and wanted to quit when employed.Unable to work for more than six months at a time; currently working as a bank security guard.No savings. Scars on my feet and forehead from an accident.Likes to daydream and fantasize during work hours.Socially retarded; can't remember the last time I chatted with a girl.I don't have a university degree. Because I'm a retard.I don't expect anyone to add me.
>31>5'11">180lbs>bald>no licence, no car>lives alone>college dropout>minimum wagieCut off all friends and family after a long distance relationship failedHad a physically abusive mother growing who resorted to corporal punishment for everything under the sun, father also participated when asked to by mother when she decided she was too tired to hit or spank me. Still wound up a sopping mess when she died when I was 19.I struggle to create or maintain any sort of relationship with anyone else but otherwise function-ish.No diagnoses, never been to a therapist, no interest in ever going to one because they can't unbeat my childhood, and at this point I'm so warped mentally and sexually that the thought of someone enjoying my suffering is one of the few things that brings me comfort.>hobbiesNerding out about miniatures and 3d printing, plucking away at a bass that I always meant to learn but never seem to have the time to now that I finally have one. Vidya and listening to a whole lot of music.Mostly I just enjoy working because I can turn my brain off and pretend I'm just a machine for the duration.>looking for:I don't even know. Doubtful that I can really manage any significant lasting relationship with the state I'm in. Last one was a very long duration long distance one that was never going to work out from the start and led to me self isolating when it fell apart, the ones before that were mostly either just acting out or equally doomed because of my intimacy issues. I'm liable to ghost anyone who tries to become friends because I being in contact with anyone feels like a risk to be hurt, or worse that I'll disapoint them.disc: roland_staghare
32/man/MI-USAGladiator boddy vibes, gentle and rough, mostly looking for feels and someone to emotionally dote onNot looking for sugar babies or pay whoresLooking for genuine connectionsGuy failure: can't hold down a job but when I can everyone hates me and do everything they can to get me fired, live with parents, got arrested for trying to hang myself, its a miracle I haven't killed myself yetDisc: SharkisonfireEverything else: yur0nf1r3
hi I’m 18 year old incel and I’m looking for an older woman to groom me.I’m half Asian half white, 6’, skinny, and rlly wanna talk to a foid everyday :pI’m a lonely boyadd me if this interests u, pic related is me!
>ASL19 m>Appearance skinny twink with an average dick but it looks big on me cause I'm basically malnourished >AboutTotal autistic retard loser, Bi hypersexual porn addict,been a NEET since 15 with 0 hope form improvement, spending my days playing vidya, jerking off over and over again and thinking about killing myself >Looking forI have infinity time so anyone really if the chat is fun, love older men and women giving me attention and making me feel loved thoKik hugegoonrTelegram @boyfailure101
Hewo, my names Erva. Dont know if women are allowed to post here but I like guyfailures desu. 19 mtf bi (hetero leaning) 5,6, sub 150 poundsRecently been dming incels elsewhere, most think Im bait, they tell that women dont cold approach men. The few that had the courage (or foolishness) to go on call with me were shocked by me not being a 45 year old balding man. Many of these men were virgins, indeed most were. The few that had experience had little. Generally showed my tits and body as well as my nudes right away (just for transparency), they were shocked and said that they had not received this kind of attention before (also prob becuz im hot too). I found this adorable and would compliment them. They said that this made them scared as they never experienced anything like this before; they reject me. The other experience I get is that these men (and women when I was talking to them earlier on) call me pedobait, idk do I look like pedobait? I asked my friend this who also happens to be an incel that I cold approached (he friend zoned me), he said yes. Anyways tho, I find virgin incels like this to be adorable. Like the idea that these men would just nut their pants or get a boner from me even showing them a modicum of respect is hot imo. Also looking for gamer buddies, and also a gamer buddy who I love. Also into math. Also a Marxist-Leninist. Also not interested in men that consider me and other mtfs "biological males", please read hegel!steam erva5073disc erva5073
So much of a failure I dress like a girl and suck dick and sometimes I get fuckedKik CDsubhoashley
>>34909012I mean it's not like it matters regardless because you're not a woman lmao
>>34909012also heres a nude
>>34909067You look like fucking big bird and no surprise that you're just another autistic narcissistic porn addicted AGP. You're really You say read hegel but I can guarantee you you've done nothing but watch a fucking video essay on the man. Everything about your post is the most cookie cutter bullshit imaginable, you type like a fucking retard and the fact that you're labeling your creepily lit blank-faced nude selfies as "adorable" only lends credence to what I'm saying here. Pretty appopriate that you're posting in a guyfailure thread because you Are one! The sole reason you've posted in this thread is to get some kind of exhibitionist kick from it because that's the fucking pathology of you freaks
>>34909012just so nobody has to flip their head upside down to look at this creepy thin lipped molested weirdo, why the fuck are you posting selfies with your mom in them on fucking 4chan you autistic freak it's just genuinely baffling. She's looking pretty rough but imagine what the fuck you're going to look like at her age LMAO. If you thought women aged badly think about how a man ages when he's injecting women's hormones into himself inconsistently over the course of years
>>34909067To BE a tranny you essentially just resign yourself to having a weird androgynous skinny fat 12 year old boy body. I can tell that’s something you get off on given the fact you randomly brought up pedobaiting in your post for no reason which I’ve boticed is really common among autistic people, they’ll like “subtly” bring up their fetishes at a completely inappropriate time and just by the way they talk about it you know it’s something they’ve thought about a lot even if they’re trying to play it like it’s something someone else brought up or something they don’t care for. It is really obvious when you’ve dealt with enough of them because they’re all essentially the exact same person. Also I can tell you’re autistic because like the other guy said why the fuck would you post a selfie with your ugly hag mom in it. Or whatever that is to you. Not a good indicator of your future. And those bangs are pretty suspect I’m gonna need to see a hairline
https://exxxposed.net/post/54019BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER MADE MAKE ME REGRET POSTING THIS
>>34900985Damn, brother.
>>34909012>i’m a marxist leninistThis is a joke right? It has to be bait, i don’t think pic related is you.If it is you and it isn’t bait then you are the dumbest moron i’ve seen on here. You would have been among the first ones to be shot by Lenin or sent to a work camp.My god… >gamer buddyI bet you haven’t worked a day in your life just like all the other self proclaimed “marxist leninists”
>>34909067>I bring you love
Do any guyfailures want to call with an 18 year old neurotic homosexual and talk about anime or cartoons or literature
I might not fall into the "complete failure category" but here goes:Incredibly underweight guy with shaggy hair whose hobbies consist of reading, reminiscing about his so-called "glory days" of watching vtubers from 2020-2024 and once in a while playing a video game in between scrolling social media. I'm kind of leaching off my parents while finishing the basic associate's degree I switched to 3 years ago after coming clean about giving up my other 4 year degree. I think I'll have an okayish chance of getting a basic job with it after I graduate in a few months, but probably not enough to move out on my own. Every day I'm starting to feel more suffocated by the environs of my parent's house in the suburbs Also a KHV of course and only really started making friends again IRL this year. I can hang out with them once in a while but I also can't help but feel that I'm like a strange ghost when I'm with them due to me not ever having a relationship (they have casually brought up their past relationships in passing) and probably more pertinently not saying much of anything unless there's a topic I think I can speak deeply on. It feels as if my ability to speak and hear has degraded in the past six years and that I am trapped in my own quiet little world, one emptying of the fun of vtubers now that I have recognized that my time in that niche is passing away. I guess what I'm looking for here is someone to kick me in the butt to get me to draw more, don't know how such a search will go though, because I have difficulty remaining attached to online friends.disc:stuccowall_46888
>>34911588I JUST want to have sex with a girl and I can’t even have that
>>34878083I fuckigm cannot with this image, so cute ....... Guhhh, fuck...
Any gaycel or bicel guyfailures around?
looking for tributes :3kik: wholelottafruits
>>34915220nigga wtf
Yea I guess I’m a boyfailure at 26 in the traditional sense. I am really feminine to the point it confuses people, I am otherwise entirely straight. I’ve always been attracted to women that enjoy being the more masculine one.Other than not having a job, I do have my shit together though. Good cook, excellent gardener, my house is clean and I like being on top of my administration and keeping up with appointments. Discord: flipthebits
I don't have really much left in life. I'm fat. I'm ugly. I'm getting old (30). I'm only gonna get fatter, and uglier, and older, cuz I've lost all meaning to live but I'd never have suicidal thoughts, so I'm just gonna be one of those nothing nobodies that lives till they're 90 and has to have dementia for anyone to care about them. Not to mention of course being a work failure that's had to move back home and become a neetAny-ho, I've lost all understanding in human connection, as naturally I wasn't always a complete and total fuckup, but during that time I was never been to endear myself to another human being (which was honestly a major factor to my depression), so I don't even have a ghost of an idea of what people actually do that actually elevates them being just people that know and spend time with each other. But I'm also giving up on that as well, because at this point I feel like I'm not gonna get it, so all I'm really looking for in life is some chick that's also a weirdo and wouldn't mind watching anime or playing games with each other, and doesn't mind when I tell her that I'd like to or currently am masturbating to her. I feel like, that's the max depth I can reach while connecting to another human being.I don't expect to actually find that, which is why I'm not posting contact, so I guess instead I'm just saying that to the room and wondering if any potential lurking cis femanons might have thought the same in their lives and would at least like to speak on the matter.
>>34918120That sounds comfy, would you drop a contact?
>>34918127What's your story
>>34909012>mtf>marxist-leninistmy dude you are the guyfailure lmao
if you’re a guy failure and are looking forsweet goated people to form long lasting friendships with please be our friend !! we like to vc a lot and watch movies togetherᓚ(⑅^..^)https://discord.gg/DGSwsFY2j
>Male.>36.>South American>somewhat fit.>170cm>dick is 12cm>suffer from anxiety attacks / panic attacks and claustrophobia.>Ass covered in stretch marks.>stutterer>Had sex twice for the first time at the age of 34 with a coworker who only wanted sexual intercourse with no feelings involved. >Never had gf>no that interested in having friends>want gf but I'm aware I'm not boyfriend material>Employed>Living with parents>Dislike going to parties prefer going out for walks.>Boring personality, below average looks>poor social skill Not sure if I'm a failure, but I'm not a winner either. I feel lucky to be healthy and having a job.
>29>EU>Tism>Depression>Litteral mutt>Bald>Still live with parents>Gymcel>No irl friends>Dead end well paying office job with a lot of downtime >Functional alcoholic>Insomniac>No car I'm basically Harry Dubois. Only thing I lucked out on is school and not being a virgin. I often think about killing myself but the only thing keeping me here are my parents and my failing faith.
https://exxxposed.net/post/16414BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER MADE MAKE ME REGRET POSTING THIS
BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER MADEMAKE ME REGRET POSTING THIS
>>34877589dont care that guy is hot
29yo M UK KHHVI'm a neet and looking for a similar girl to talk to about it, just talking and idc what you look like and I doubt we'll get to that anyway. I'm fine with just talk.But since i'm making a post then if there's any women out there that fetishize taking losers v-cards hmu lolTguard until we know each other LQMGX2FHU
