I haven't seen an /AAN/ thread in ages, and the wife and I are on the hunt for a third. There's gooner threads, telegram, kik, discord friend posts, but no "Come live with me" posts, so I guess i'll start one. >StatusProvider. I make 220k per year as a business owner of a decent landscaping company. Wife makes 110k per year as an owner of a tattoo shop. >A/S/L33 Male, 24 Female, Ohio>What are you looking forWe're looking for a live in fucktoy. We have a nice house, can provide you your own room, weekly allowance, funds for education if you're tired of working dead end wageslave jobs, etc and etc. We can provide more than most people can provide for themselves. Ideally we want a 18-24 year old female that has a high libido and is interested in being used throughout the day. Of course, we're here to be friends too, and we'll respect boundaries. >More about youWe have more sex toys than your average sex shop. Nice 7200 sq ft house, inground pool, we're both proffesionals and well known in our communities, so you can rest assured things will be kept consensual and on your terms, the last thing we want is to embarrass ourselves and ruin our businesses. We can cover your flight here, and give you a prepaid card with funds for an uber and flight back if you ever wanted to leave - Though we're hoping to find somebody to live with us for a few years at least. I'm not into anything crazy, just head and sex, Wife is more into being dominant and cock worship. I'm 6 foot 1, athletic build, 7 inch dick (but girthy) and wife is 5 foot 4, 140, athletic, big tits/ass. You'd be pleasing me a majority of the time, pleasing me is what pleases my wife. >ContactDisc: Daniegoogles
>STATUS>PROVIDER. ONLY TEENS WITH CUTE BRACES WHO STILL WEAR GIRLY SHIRTS THAT ARE TOO SMALL AND EXPOSE THEIR CUTE LITTLE TUMMIES. COME OVER HERE. I"LL FUCK YOUR ASS RAW TILL YOUR EYES GO SIDEWAYS.
>asl38/m/us>interestssilent hill 2, serial experiments lain, purple rain, earthbound, pokemon mystery dungeon, metal gear solid, neon genesis evangelion, blade runner, flcl, tetsuo: the iron man, yume nikki>othertyler, the creator, madvillain, death grips, portishead, aphex twin, boards of canada, burial, j dilla, outkast, flying lotus, run the jewels>looking foralbum recs: instrumental hip hop, idm, downtempo, electronic, ambient, abstract hip hop, experimental hip hop, nu jazz, boom bap, indietronica, conscious hip hop>not looking forvc, servers, groups, any people without some reference to know which albums you have already heard/liked (spotify, last.fm, rym, topster, etc.)>discordrem.lin
>GenderMale>StatusMoocher>What I wantWoman with lots of income who wants a househusband>What I offerI have a penis>ContactI don't want to be flooded by requests so leave yours ladies
>>34885412you sound like Nick Rekieta, and I pray you never have children.
>>34885678You know what’s gonna happen if he has children right? They’re not gonna be virgin wives for sure
>Status: Provider>Age, Sex/Gender, SexualityI am a 24 year old male looking to provide. I am straight and looking exclusively for women.>Location + Willing to Relocate?I am in the 321 area code, close to central Florida.>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)I am looking to provide. I have recently moved in to a 2 bed 2 bath apartment and have found myself feeling lonely. I would like some company and would be willing to feed and support you. The situation would be friends or roommates, optionally and infrequently with benefits if that's fine by you. All I ask of you is that you be gentle and supportive. anything else you wanna add: about yourself or likes/dislikesIf youre in the area and are interested, we can chat privately but surface level stuff i am a recent college graduate and cat owner, pic reldiscord: dunerider. (with the period.
>>34885919I love your cat!! Give them a lot of kisses from a stranger online
>status:barely alive NEET >A/S/L:19, male but I willing to act as anything (i also am into essentially everyone, i judge more by character than by looks), eastern shitshow europe.>Send me a helicopter and fly me into better lands or something!!!>Looking for:What do I even say? I am a de facto NEET and I am not going to pretend that I have ever tried too much, I am a loser, a real loser, I have been damned to the height of 5'2 (161 cm) and ever since I realized I'll never grow any taller I kinda entirely gave up on everything, not that I was doing much before hand but... You know!!! I think i look cute, so have some said, but i think i am ugly .. So uh, I am now looking for anyone willing to aid me, not asking for too much, I think..? most people spend money so carelessly and without much thought, to me that is simply insane! so i was thinking maybe i am a better investment, as I am willing to do ANYTHING to make up for the sunk cost, I also am a person so I uh can provide conversation and a personality, or so they say...Also, I wanted to add that I am not going to treat you differently based on gender, I pinky promise, so come and say hey, AM ALWAYS UP FOR MAKING FRENS :3my discord: welliknewyoudsayhi
>asl20s/f/turkiyePlanning on moving to europeLooking for a “provider”I wont be a slave for uI may even scold you if you think you’re something just because im ok with staying at your shitty place while im waiting for my crypto portfolio to recover>>34885412I will also check for hidden cameras everywhere so dont think you are the smart one in here im aware of the creepshot threads on b Im posting here for the profitsWhile you are here because you are a loser who is dead on the inside <33Add me if your place is huge and as good as four seasons >contactDiscord 0toleranceforbs
>Status:Provider>Age, Sex/Gender, SexualityLate 30's, British Male, Straight>Location + Willing to Relocate?Southwestern UK, and no>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)Open to considering maid engagements, primarily seeking long term BDSM style engagements, with those either looking to be trained, or with some degree of prior experience.Being an animal lover is required, we won't get along if you're allergic to the cat.
>>34887701Contact ~ untoldpossibilities_76400
>>34885446Same but I want a richer hotter lady and my penis is smaller.
>>34887741Discord? Or add me randomid667
>statusneet>a/s/l24 year old transfem who lives in the american midwest, willing to relocate>looking forpotential partner (preferably high income + attrative), i get told i'm very attractive physically, funny, intelligent, and am a great cook. i feel like i'd be peak housewife materialdiscord is pkelfire
>A/S/L31 M Germanistan>StatusRetired (Unable to work due to not conforming to the wageslave system)I though 'work' for spreading awareness, understanding and higher consciousness>What are you looking forCompatible people that share my mindset without delusions. Ideally someone local to meet and interact with, although when it comes to intimate things I'm definitelynot into hairy, beards, masculines and chubbies. I'm an androgynous male that some mistake for a women or fetishize. I don't like gender roles but I submit to thisavataras biological destiny to some extend. I seek for the advanced knowledge and those that seek it too. Those that dare the transgression and are not afraid.For physical meetups I might have a garden area that requires a lot of effort as no one helps me and my ex relationship left me with immense fiancial burden I havebeen working in no-money style for years and adapted very well to it. The garden is making progress but a mere blueprint for my future, one without (human) neighborsis certain. You can become part of this process and we see where it will lead. Just do not force interaction if you do not geuininely resonate with my wording andseek for a superficial relation or someone to exploit.We might play video games excessively together or if you are into gardening you could help me in my projects to gain experience on your own. Someone for no-money campingand illegal freedom would also be nice as that is one of the things I intend to do in the future. We could spend a lot of time in the forest together, maybe get high,do duties, hunt for mushrooms, look out for cute spiders and possibly other things.
>More about youI'm 170 cm 66 KG (wanting to get to 55 again), long haired, very pale as I'm nocturnal, permanent NEET with infinite time but their own place in some magical forest hillsin western Europe. Don't bother for anything physical if you are not local or do not possess a valid identity to be here. I have been through all of that already. Mylifestyle is adaption to extreme poverty, if you are into money and worship the system its definitely not for you. I cannot be bought, but I'm attracted to those thatdisobey and resist like I do. Interest in plants, nature and psychedelics would be ideal, as these are the main parts of my existance beside my computer systems. I havea genuine F84.5 diagnosis that also allows me to become pensioned in such early age. I see it as a blessing not as a disability, as it allows me to see things more clearly,but that is for you to judge yourself.>Contactendzeitromantik @ emailn . eu
>>34885440pedophile
>>34889847>theirSo you are male, most likely a femboy.Just be honest for one sentence, besides all your pretentious crap.
>StatusProvider>ASLM/35/USA>Willing to relocateYes hoping to>intereststravel, working out, hiking, online culture, gaming, films, some anime>Looking forLooking to find a bio female 18+ to romantically connect with then travel the world with. Wanting to make long stops in several places. Preferably you would be from one of these places I want to visit (South east asia/Europe/Latam/Japan), but this is not required. Wanting to get to know you first online, if we hit it off, I can pay your rent or something until we actually meet. But ideally you would be willing to spend some time with me online, either gaming, watching movies or VCing. I am pretty well off so I can finance this whole thing.You should be somewhat smart, and little to no actual mental illness, and generally healthy, wanting to improve in life. Bonus points if you are a night owl/bit of an insomniac just so you can understand me better. Don't worry if you are somewhat normie and more of a soc tourist, that might be better.Disc:escapehatch90
You have absolutely no idea how to make an OP. What a fucking terrible thread on an even worse board.
hi, i am 28 female from michigan. i am looking for a provider since i was 22, but never met with anyone in person. have a rare genetic mutation of my eyes. i have been in mental hospitals and group homes for the entirety of my eary twenties and i am an orphan, so i really need help starting my life. i take medication (anti depressants and sleeping pills) and would need to go ti therapy weekly for anorexia nervosa. please dont worry about me hurting anyone. i only have history hurting myself, not anyone else, physically. i want to fo into nursing or cosmetology and can get financial aid. michigan just isnt cery safe and i want to move. i really hope and pray someone can help me. i am cisgender female (i was born with a vagina ) and have lived my whole life with a vagina and dont want to change that. it offends me when people say i look masculine vc i am tall. i have never grown a beard or chin hair at all so i dont know why people assume im mtf online (they must be into stuff like that) i need companionship and help sexualy, i have never came from sex and have barely had sex. i like it when people message first. discord: stellaodettesnapchat: ninaoverholt97twitter: jasminegrosel
>>34892079If you're an orphan who's Jessica Marie then Nina ?Also if you're single who's Cecil ?
>>34892079I still want to climb you like a tree, Odette.
>>34892079In some posts you call yourself super tall, but in one post you said you are 5'1https://archiveofsins.com/soc/thread/34832391/#34833034
>>34892079Here is the 5'1 comment:https://archiveofsins.com/soc/thread/34824332/#34834103
anybody in germany looking to share an apartment? f 20 I work and have savings
>Status:Provider>Age, Sex/Gender, SexualityI am a 22 year old male looking to provide. I am straight and looking exclusively for women.>Location + Willing to Relocate?I am in New Orleans>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)I am looking to provide. I'm moving in 1 bed 1 bath apartment, you can share the living room with my pet cat or if we vibe we can share a room. I'm lonely and would like some company. I can pay for food and rent.anything else you wanna add: about yourself or likes/dislikesI like playing video games and watching anime pic is me
>>34892049what did happen to the /AAN/ thread? someone should create another one that isn't a mess like this
>>34894274Mods had to make room for 20 more duplicate gooner threads
>statusMoocher/NEET>ASL18/transfem/GA>What are you looking forI'm looking for someone to help keep me going who if we get along well enough can maybe host for me to be their housewife?In other words, right now im looking for a sugardaddy who will also be my friend>more about you5'11, 127lbs, on eI'm not in school or uni or any of that gay shitim pretty interested in early 2010s/late 2000s otaku culture. i love haruhi and touhou in specific but feel free to talk about your interestshobby wise im usually drawing or doing something physical so i dont get fatalso i know a lot of conversational german and it would be my dream to live in germany>not looking fori dont want to be treated as a slave or anything, dont be a gooner, no trolls>contactDiscord: arumi64Telegram: koiefs
>>34893390send a message on discord_lxne
>>34894330Get this man a true
>>34894330Yeah, I hope they make a new one eventually because I’d like to be adopted, but no offense the Discord is dead, and this thread gives weird, gross vibes. not posting here
>>34895465Most threads give "weird, gross vibes" nowThe entire site let alone the board is dying is a withering husk rnI think the ID announcement shit was the nail in the coffin for discord threads, it really is only the same like ten people all posting over and over now
>>34895874Agreed. I mean, the /aan/ threads were great because they gave a perfect template to easily find what you’re looking for and actually attracted serious people. I feel like the only truly valuable people are the lurkers who add you, they tend to be better quality than the ones posting. But gross threads like the one we’re commenting on will never attract anything serious. I can’t imagine why any girl would come to this side of the internet and actually want to post or add people in a thread that starts by asking women to move in just to be some kind of sex slave. Threads like these should be considered a personal ad and removed
>>34895922I tried /aan/ like I think twice and both times got stalked by the same sex pest weirdo but honestly decent way to find people for this kind of thing and sad they're just goneand yea this specific one comes off as a personal ad
>>34895922You'd be surprised dipshit. My wife and I make more than your entire family combined, and we still post here over fetlife and other dating apps, because it works. I made nearly an identical post like this in AAN when it was a thing, and found our unicorn 18 year old who we fucked at least 400 times together lol. She moved back with family after saving up 40k over the course of a year working for/with us, and now we're hunting again. Cope and seethe all you want, /Soc/ is literally where it's at. Some of the dirtiest, sluttiest, sleaziest girls are on this specific board.
>>34897701>400 times over like around a yearNah man I don't believe that shit
>>34897772A couple times a day and skipping some days isn't crazy>>34897701Did it ever get boring? I've had the bi wife + shared pet-whore-servant fantasy stuck in my head since I was 12 but I always figured it wouldnt be as fun in reality.
>>34895922>I can’t imagine why any girl would come to this side of the internet and actually want to post or add people in a thread that starts by asking women to move in just to be some kind of sex slaveI made a (mostly) joke post once saying I was looking for a woman who would let me non-sexually tie up, whip, beat, etc. her and had several message me that were interested (and desperate to convince me to make it sexual too).Tons of women are repulsive freaks, same as (maybe worse now with what romantasy turned into) men, although they're mostly so broken that I feel bad using them for anything.
>>34897863>A couple times a day and skipping some days isn't crazyIdk what kinda sex drive you have thenand like just schedule too like maybe some people don't work more than just 40 hours a week but I do and I'd always wanna put more time into personal hobbies than sex, when I was still with my ex having sex more than like 3-4 times a week wasn't really something we did
>>34897884It's him and his (stay at home, I assume) wife so double you and your ex's rats and you're at 312-416 times a year, not accounting for threeways.
>>34897901*rateI'm retarded
>>34897863Not at all, we're not a poly marriage, so its not like the wife and I feel indebted to the feelings or forced attention to a third. We are roomates with our third. Let me put it this way - We make GREAT money. My wife works 40-60 hours a week, she does not have the energy to blow me after both of us work all day, but i need it. Now, a NEET who is used to living on 32k a year? It becomes their focus of the day. They have access to a $4000 computer, a car, doordash at any time, great food in the fridge, vacations, unlimited nights out to go bowling or doing whatever the hell they want with no need to answer to anyone - And all they have to do is be sexually available. It's the same shit gold digger 20 year olds do to 70 year old men, expect my wife and i are young and fit lol. Trust me, there's nothing boring about getting blown two or three times a day. >>34897884Sex isn't the biggest part of it desu. I love sex, who doesnt? but honestly i have a demanding job and im not trying to perform, or sweat, or spend half an hour pounding away. 75% of the interaction is blowjobs/handjobs with my wife who cheers them on/directs them. I couldnt fuck 400 times a year lmao
>>34897884That's the thing though, my wife works, she makes over 100k with a nice office job. I, run a landscaping business, I work maybe 10 hours a week helping the crews with job set ups, hauling away demolition, etc, I spend a ton of my time on hobbies, i have 12 fish tanks, 2 freshwater ecosystems, both with plants, gravel, fish, of their respective locations (a miniature Taiwan and South Africa) and a 200 gallon saltwater tank that ive spent years on. I also have i think 9 tanks where i grow the food for everything - Daphnia, shrimp, feeder fish, etc. I also play Saxaphone, paint 1-2 canvases per week, and i'm an active member of my local Chamber of Commerce, spending 10+ hours a week with local events. I also bowl once a week, and golf whenever i get the chance. Leaves plenty of time to get blown 2-3 times a day, and fuck once or twice a week lol. I love a mouth when i wake up, when i get home, and when i get ready for bed.
>>34897914Sex is just sorta OK desuHonestlyJust to blow some stress off then go make a sandwich before going to bed type of exchange>>34897944That shit's crazy bro good job igI'm a totally average ass person like I legitimately do not know how to respond to hearing something like that :/
>>34898053We're all average. The issue is, everyone gets comfortable and rides it out. >Go to county recorder and set yourself up as DBA (Doing Business As) it's like $12. >Register your business online, it's free. (You're you, you're registering YOU as the business)>Go the IRS website and get a free EIN for this business. >apply for a $0 deposit business bank account, BlueVine is great and free. >Use GPT to write up a business plan>Get a $50,000 SBA microloan to fund that business>Find clients>Quit your job>pay yourself a salaryTah-Dah, you're no longer average. I started mowing yards at $50 a piece and had $5,500 a month coming in AFTER the loan repayment, and all i had was a shitty 1997 ford pick up that i bought with the SBA loan, a shitty $600 trailer, a shitty pushmower, a weedwacker, and paper bags for grass clippings. I had enough cash to just, not work during the winter, and next spring, started doing Landscaping. Now we're bringing in 4x as much lol. I'm in a shitty little town of 47k people too. Now i'm searching for a sucubi to keep my nuts empty.
>>34898104I am not looking for a self help course sorryand no I legitimately do not want a life like that and I don't think I ever willI feel like I already have too much even with the little I haveSomething something humans weren't made for this something something industrial revolution something somethingI generally despise technology and how it has shaped post 2010's society into a smoldering husk idiocracy and AI is going to only accelerate that even more on top of putting even more incompetent people into positions of power they objectively should not be in
>>34897944>>34897914Stop blogposting.>>34897884You are incredibly weak.Daily sex is normal and a must in a relationship.
>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEETSemi-provider>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality32 M straight>About Yourself + Contact InfoI just bought a house and I am looking to house hack. I have two rooms available and I have turned the basement into a makerspace. I'm a dorky STEM dude looking to connect with other dorky STEM types looking to build something cool.>Location + Willing to Relocate?Gary IN, No>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)Roommates, friends, relationship if the opportunity comes>Not looking forDruggies and crazies>discordRibozyme008
>>34899458>Daily sex is normal and a must in a relationship.Says who?Says literally who?If you answer Forbes or "kikestein journalism LTD" you are a faggot or a botI have never talked to anybody ever who has sex daily besides specifically addicts, people with literally nothing else to occupy themselves with or indo african niggers who have 16 kids and live on handouts
I'll post in the cursed thread lol>StatusProvider>A/S/Llate 30's Male, Straight white dude, Texas >What are you looking forBio f only, live in maid, fwb, gf >More about youJust a lonely dude. pretty normy outside of lurking 4chan. I enjoy gaming (especially co op) and anime in my spare time and a few beers on the weekend. Pretty much a homebody outside of going to a con or visiting frens. My camera has called to me recently and I'm getting into learning photography (I really enjoy sharing nature / scenery pictures I've taken). I'm brown hair, teal eyes, and a bit overweight but have home gym equipment and im working on building a little muscle and walking when the weather is good. I enjoy cooking and especially some spicy mexican recipes. Estate sales have helped me upgrade my kitchen and remove plastic stuff c:. I've got a work from home job and too much time on my hands id rather spend with someone special. holy shit i hate these captchas lol>Deal BreakersHard drug use, unable to function in society levels of mental illness >ContactDisc: vidyaandfinedining_43075Proton mail: vidyaandfinedining@protonmail.com
>>34897701AAN is still a thing and there is usually always a thread every month, idk what going on now. but did you find that person awhile ago? bc this board is very different from years ago, there is like no one here anymore. but I mostly find it shocking bc ik plenty normal men here, very rich, attractive, who has been consistently trying and unsuccessful at adopting a neet for yearsss. so the fact a girl here can have so many higher quality life options, but choose the most degenerate arrangement like this confuses me. >>34897865I hear this a lot with girls online ''seeking'' to be killed or beat, but it like never translates to real life
