Are there any women into this look or is my best bet to lick doorknobs until I catch the parasite that causes homosexuality?
>>34921488the latter obviously
>>34921520Alright, here goes
>>34921488holy shit man, no disrespect but how did you gut even get that big? do you drink a lot of alcohol or soda?
>>34922827No alcohol and only Diet Coke, but lots of prepackaged snacks
>>34922836you should maybe consider seeing a doctor, that's the sort of gut bloat I've only seen on extremely unhealthy people like heavy alcoholics and if you don't drink there might be something wrong. also try going for a 10 minute walk every day or two and maybe eat less snacks, you can lose weight ez just by having a slight calorie deficit. if it makes you feel any better though some women are into this sort of look though, my cousin used to exclusively date guys that had your body type (less bloat more fat though), so women that like that are out there.
>>34921488you're funny and that actually goes a long way with women. time comes for us all, we're all gonna be ugly wrinkled old raisins one day, when someone values a potential partner based entirely off of appearance it means they inherently don't think about the future or the longevity of that relationship. you have to mean something more than just fuckbuddies for a relationship to actually work. the person you are at your core is only ever subject to change it you make it necessary, and honestly especially for 4chan, you seem like a very cool guy.still, you really should try to lose some weight, if you fall in love with someone but she loses you to heart disease once you're 50, isn't that only marginally less tragic than never finding a partner ever? for all the shallow bitches who only care if you're hot, it'll also help i guess, but you're worth more than some floozy
>>34922863>>34922944Thanks for the encouragement anonos
>>34922863She used to date them? Did she settle down or change types?
take the ironpill
>or is my best bet to lick doorknobs until I catch the parasite that causes homosexuality?Or you could just stop eating like shit and hit they gym?
