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>ASL

29 / M / NYC

>About me

I was born in Russia, immigrated to NYC with my family when I was 6.

I work as a programmer, remotely from home.
I also have my own small company that I started 4 years ago, making video games

So I do okay financially. But I live a pretty frugal lifestyle. I'm
introverted so I mostly just stay at home, watch Youtube or play
games. Walk my dog.
Sometimes I like to travel, bounce around different countries,
spending a few weeks or a few months in each.

Recently I visited Dubai, India, and Vietnam.

I have mostly traditional values, and believe in romance.

I like science, history, animals, entrepreneurship, youtube, true
crime, tik tok.

disc: thecreatortcg

27 M uk (Scotland)

Seeking sissy femboy or trans gamer for genuine and meaningful connection perfectly fine with ldr.

About me: im 27 im 6ft4 short to medium dark hair. My main hobby is video games pc( overwatch, league of legends, valorant, runescape, rocket league and more im forgetting) i also enjoy walks in the country side and looking at animals you see in the way. Other thi is is i enjoy good old english pool and I lift weights semi regularly. If I have left anything out that youd want to know please ask in dms.

Prefrences: mtf and femboys are welcome. Im looking for a gamer too and I hope we have games in common or.im not sure what we would do together. As far as looks go its not a priority but it obviously does matter as well.

Conclusion: let's chat and see how things go hopefully play some.games and get to know eeachother. Im only wanting people that are serious about having a real connection.

Please feel free to send your looking for post to me or write a introduction thank you

Discord Meowinging

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>asl
38/m/est
>hentai
cute dicks, small breasts, lolicon, moe, oral, glasses, oneshota, sisters, tomboys, traps, brown girls, futanari
>animu
bocchi the rock, yuru camp, k-on, dragon maid, nichijou, aria, shirobako, girls' last tour, machikado mazoku, hidamari sketch, ruri rocks
>vidya
pokemon, skullgirls, katawa shoujo, final fantasy tactics advance, disgaea, twinkle star sprites, magical pop'n, cotton, umihara kawase, arcana heart, rosenkreuzstilette
>looking for
any gender
mutual nudes
sharing hentai
romantic friends
>not looking for
just goon
zero nudes
face reveal
voice calls
>discord
out.sub

>Status:
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
Late 30's, British Male, Straight

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Southwestern UK, and no

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)

Open to considering maid arrangements, but primarily seeking long term BDSM style engagements, with those either looking to be trained, or with some degree of prior experience, open to discussing alternatives depending on the individual. Being autistic is a plus.

Also happy to put someone up for a week or a few nights if you just need to get away.

Being an animal lover is required, we won't get along if you're allergic to the cat.

Contact ~
untoldpossibilities_76400 (Discord)
UntoldPossibilities@proton.me (Email)

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>ASL
41/M/US
>bio
Midwestern home owner, tech for work and play. White, fit, glasses, look youthful and take care of myself.
>bidya
RPGs, logic, rhythm games with crazy controllers, gf-core narrative/co-op games when I have a gf, Civ, unc slop (platformers/bullet hell/boomshoots)
>media
Dark/strange indie/horror; Mandy, Being John Malkovich, The Substance, The Greasy Strangler, anything 'lynchian.' EDM/IDM, shoegaze, industrial, grunge, triphop. Lolcow content like MATI and Kino Casino. Get in the mood for pseud' now and then and will read through a Dosto book or something out there like House of Leaves
>looking for
Petite; I want to buy you cute private-time clothes and carry you up the stairs. Able and willing to meet. Breeding kink, but I've had a vasectomy -- don't actually want kids, prefer my gf/wife to be the daughter figure. 18-29yo preferred but flexible on older, just be in shape. Someone to watch movies, play through cheesy indie games, listen to music on my fancy home theater setup, and take walks with. NEETS: Allowance debatable if you're living here, bills/groceries would be taken care of at the least. Be a better cook than me, please.
>not looking for
Whores, troons, underage b&s. Not giving you anything until we've met.
>discord
arcanine_unc

>ASL

30s/M/TX

>looking for

NEET to adopt, mainly for companionship and potentially as a partner if things develop in that direction. You will have a comfortable space to live and I will do my best to accommodate/fund your hobbies as well. Not looking for a maid per se but general tidiness and cleanliness would be appreciated. I am in the process of moving, and will probably not be ready for someone to move in until later this summer; however, that gives us plenty of time to get to know each other beforehand.

>not looking for

Dudes, emotionally immature people, poor communicators, polyamory, or short-term arrangements. If you are acutely mentally ill I will require proof that you are seeking treatment for it.

>about me

I work at a management level at my current company and make decent money. Physically I am white, 6', and fairly fit, with short dark hair. I currently have no pets but am open to them, love cats.

>interests

Hiking, camping, boating, writing, reading, anything to do with history, gaming (a bit), and travel.

>contact information

Reach out at poet14617@gmail.com - if we hit it off there we can exchange more information.

Status:
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender
Mid 20s, Male,

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Southwest US, willing to pay for relocation with me but will require verification.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)

Neet or maid arrangements, since i primarily need someone to keep house clean because i travel for work but willing to make someone a housewife depending on if we mesh, you will get an allowance.

>not looking for
Since im looking for someons to keep the place clean no one lazy

>about me
Work an unusual schedule and have to be away from home a couple days to a week at a time with lots of free time, into the outdoors, video games and learning new hobbies or skills mostly diy.

>Intrests
Currently big into post punk and hard techno so plan on going to a couple shows, gym, cooking, metalwork, graphic design.

>Contact:

Discord: Desertshrew

>>34956419
I'm a loser desperate for a crumb of affection and would happily provide indefinite food, shelter, utilities and drugs to a crazy homeless woman in exchange for companionship. Is this thread for me or do we just pretend to be philanthropists here who care about sexuality for some reason?

27 M uk (Scotland)

Looking for sissy's femboys or trans

Must have games on common
Seeking genuine and meaningful connection perfectly fine with ldr.

About me: im 27 white im 6ft4 short to medium dark hair. My main hobby is video games pc( overwatch, league of legends, valorant, runescape, rocket league and more im forgetting i have pc game pass too) i also enjoy walks in the country side and looking at animals you see in the way. Other thi is is i enjoy good old english pool and I lift weights semi regularly. If I have left anything out that youd want to know please ask in dms.

Prefrences: mtf and femboys are welcome. Im looking for a gamer too and I hope we have games in common or.im not sure what we would do together. As far as looks go its not a priority but it obviously does matter as well.

Conclusion: let's chat and see how things go hopefully play some.games and get to know eeachother. Im only wanting people that are serious about having a real connection.
Please feel free to send your looking for post to me or write a introduction thank you

Discord meowinging

>>34960382
you seem like you have poor decision making, how old are you? location?

>>34962814
No poorer than any of the men here looking for the same thing.
36 Belgium.

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where all the white women at

>>34956419
>a server for offering or finding housing between neets and providers, not a dating server
Nigger everyone is here for dating the question is how honest they are about it.

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>Status:
Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
39/M/Straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate:
Northeastern Florida, not willing to relocate.
>About Yourself:
White, 6'2", green eyes, brown hair and beard with grey starting to creep in. I'm 6'2" and weigh 248 pounds, not a landwhale and still losing weight. Work in financial technology. I have been married and divorced before, willing to answer any and all questions about that situation in DMs.
>Interests:
Typical 4chan interests; Anime (figure collector), vidya, tabletop. 80s/90s TV Sci-Fi (currently watching Deep Space Nine), old movies (especially Hitchcock), I mostly play MMOs and survival games (7 Days to Die, Conan Exiles, and boomer MMOs being my flavor of autism) and I DM D&D. I also tinker with a lot of /g/-related stuff and have a homelab, also have a fairly large retro vidya collection (focusing on consoles).
>What you are looking for:
No BPDemons or RadFem leftists.
A biological woman that shares at least some of my interests, wants to start a family, and likes the thought of growing old together. Someone that likes the idea of couple cosplays at anime conventions or spontaneous theme park trips for a weekend. My ideal is marriage, children, and having my wife at least partially staying at home to raise them. Someone that tries to take good care of themselves, and that is enjoys making a house feel like a home.
>Contact
Discord: oreganolobster
Email: soctemporarius@proton.me

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>A/S/L
31 M Germanistan
>Status
Retired (Unable to work due to not conforming to the wageslave system)
I though 'work' for spreading awareness, understanding and higher consciousness
>What are you looking for
Compatible people that share my mindset without delusions. Ideally someone local to meet and interact with, although when it comes to intimate things I'm definitely
not into hairy, beards, masculines and chubbies. I'm an androgynous male that some mistake for a women or fetishize. I don't like gender roles but I submit to this
avataras biological destiny to some extend. I seek for the advanced knowledge and those that seek it too. Those that dare the transgression and are not afraid.

For physical meetups I might have a garden area that requires a lot of effort as no one helps me and my ex relationship left me with immense fiancial burden I have
been working in no-money style for years and adapted very well to it. The garden is making progress but a mere blueprint for my future, one without (human) neighbors
is certain. You can become part of this process and we see where it will lead. Just do not force interaction if you do not geuininely resonate with my wording and
seek for a superficial relation or someone to exploit.

We might play video games excessively together or if you are into gardening you could help me in my projects to gain experience on your own. Someone for no-money camping
and illegal freedom would also be nice as that is one of the things I intend to do in the future. We could spend a lot of time in the forest together, maybe get high,
do duties, hunt for mushrooms, look out for cute spiders and possibly other things.

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>>34970189
>More about you
I'm 170 cm 66 KG (wanting to get to 55 again), long haired, very pale as I'm nocturnal, permanent NEET with infinite time but their own place in some magical forest hills
in western Europe. Don't bother for anything physical if you are not local or do not possess a valid identity to be here. I have been through all of that already. My
lifestyle is adaption to extreme poverty, if you are into money and worship the system its definitely not for you. I cannot be bought, but I'm attracted to those that
disobey and resist like I do. Interest in plants, nature and psychedelics would be ideal, as these are the main parts of my existance beside my computer systems. I have
a genuine F84.5 diagnosis that also allows me to become pensioned in such early age. I see it as a blessing not as a disability, as it allows me to see things more clearly,
but that is for you to judge yourself.
>Contact
endzeitromantik @ emailn . eu

>>34960382
You'd fit in well, but all the crazy homeless women have dicks.

>>34968811
Best I can do is a tranny mutt.

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Bringing my post from the other thread to this one.

>Status
Provider

>A/S/L
late 30's Male, Straight white dude, Texas

>What are you looking for
Bio f only, live in maid, fwb, gf
Someone to take an edible with and watch streams on the couch

>More about you
Just a lonely dude. pretty normy outside of lurking 4chan. I enjoy gaming on pc (especially co op) and anime in my spare time and a few beers on the weekend. Pretty much a homebody outside of going to a con or visiting frens. I'm getting into learning photography (I really enjoy sharing nature / scenery pictures I've taken). I have brown hair, teal eyes, and am bit overweight but have home gym equipment and I'm working on building a little muscle and walking when the weather is good. I enjoy cooking and my kitchen is pretty nicely equipped, estate sales have helped me upgrade my kitchen and remove plastic stuff c:. I've got a work from home job and too much time on my hands id rather spend with someone special. I can travel within reason to help relocate you

I've had success from these threads before and I'm hoping lighting strikes twice

>Deal Breakers
Hard drug use, unable to function in society levels of mental illness

>Contact
Disc: vidyaandfinedining_43075
Proton mail: vidyaandfinedining@protonmail.com

>status
NEET
>gender, age, sexuality
MtF, 19, Lesbian
>location
New York
>looking for
Anything works as long as its safe and cozy, I'd prefer for it to be close to NY though.
>about yourself
I dropped out at 16, quit my part-time job at 17. Ever since I just chill at home on the computer and usually will play some games or watch anime. I love binding of isaac, and I love little rpg maker games like the witch's house. I'm a little frail so be gentle with me.
>contact
disc: silencewithi_n

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20s | M? Sort of | EU Neet

Pretty introverted and just looking for someone to talk to. We don’t necessarily have to share a lot about our personal lives at first if you don’t want to and we can just talk about whatever it is we wanna get off our chest. Please don’t add me if you have a lot of people to talk to, mainly because I’d like someone that I can have mostly to myself. I want to have at least one person that I know will be there to talk to. I’m mentally ill but I try not to talk about it much or make it my personality so don’t worry about having to talk about it. I’m sort of feminine looking just in case that’s something you feel repelled by. Tell me your favorite color if you read any of this and also what is it you’re looking for.

Discord:
oq9e

>>34963143
you gonna post your contact or nah?

>status: Provider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality: M, 32, Male

>General location: Georgia, USA. I will be relocating: read below.

>looking for: Currently in a bootcamp program that requires me to be away from home for 4-5 months starting October of this year. I have 2 dogs. Rather than pay a sitter, I'm willing to let someone live in my household, but they must take care of my dogs. If after 5 months, I decide to stay in Georgia, we can discuss rent situation. If I decide to leave, I'll allow you to take over the master and pretty much be a property manager if the house is in good condition when I arrive back.

If interested, drop a protonmail or discord and I'll add you.

>>34974830
are you cute? do you pass?

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>Status: (Please pick one)
Semi-provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
38/m/California/Cis/ straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
maybe
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Looking for a nice neet girl to turn into a tradwife or someone who wants to be a pretty little wife. Someone who has nothing but time to be with me, talk to me while im at work and eventually live with me. Terminally online 4chan human is ideal
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Right now i have a pretty busy schedule and usually awake / home at weird times. Ideally you're ok with this and will be able to accommodate. Im a big a chubby guy so dont expect a chad lol. I don't rush into things initially unless i feel like there is a connection so dont expect much at first. I do like to yap so please be able to keep up and contribute. Smart girls are hot
>contact
discord: mcboots

>>34975869
sideprojects on Discord

>>34976674
I'm interested :0
Disc is frootywooty

>>34957184

Slightly different format;

>Status:
Provider
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
Late 30's, British Male, Straight
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Southwestern UK, and no

>What I offer

Rent, food, bills, and essentials taken care of.
Your own room if you need it.
Support in finding education or employment if that's what you're looking for.
Money put into a savings account in your name each month.
Company and emotional support.

Alternatively, I'm able to put someone up for the short term in emergencies.

>What I expect from you

At a minimum, to take care of the household chores.
Ideally I am seeking, and open to, a long term BDSM relationship, but we can negociate between these extremes depending on your needs, background and experiences.

> Not looking for,
Non-Biological women
Long distance
Anyone who dislikes animals

I also don't drink or do drugs - It's fine if you have a history with them, as long as you accept by moving in, you will ultimately have to give it up.

>Contact ~
>untoldpossibilities_76400 (Discord)
>UntoldPossibilities@proton.me (Email)

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>status
Provider
>a/s/l
30/M/SE US
>sexuality
Straight, generally.
>Looking for
A female live-in maid situation that maybe can grow into something more. I'm starting to crawl out of a self-imposed period of mourning following a divorce. I'm looking for someone to help me put things back in order domestically so I can get my children back. I own my own home and am decently wealthy. Will also probably get back into the workforce soon.
>contact
Discord: not_a_scalie

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Bringing my post from the other thread to this one.

>Status
Provider

>A/S/L
late 30's Male, Straight white dude, Texas

>What are you looking for
Bio f only, live in maid, fwb, gf
Someone to take an edible with and watch streams on the couch

>More about you
Just a lonely dude. pretty normy outside of lurking 4chan. I enjoy gaming on pc (especially co op) and anime in my spare time and a few beers on the weekend. Pretty much a homebody outside of going to a con or visiting frens. I'm getting into learning photography (I really enjoy sharing nature / scenery pictures I've taken). I have brown hair, teal eyes, and am bit overweight but have home gym equipment and I'm working on building a little muscle and walking when the weather is good. I enjoy cooking and my kitchen is pretty nicely equipped, estate sales have helped me upgrade my kitchen and remove plastic stuff c:. I've got a work from home job and too much time on my hands id rather spend with someone special. I can travel within reason to help relocate you

I've had success from these threads before and I'm hoping lighting strikes twice

>Deal Breakers
Hard drug use, unable to function in society levels of mental illness

>Contact
Disc: vidyaandfinedining_43075
Proton mail: vidyaandfinedining@protonmail.com

>Status:
Provider

>A/S/L
31/m/Toronto, Canada

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Looking for a girl that's dominant or can be dominant as I'm looking to explore my sub side. I'm open to age and also open to providing based on the dynamic. I'm looking for irl if there's a provider piece to it. I have my own place and do pretty well.

I'm pretty chill in general though and down to chat normally to see if we mesh.

disc: airest__

Provider

44/M/Chicago area

Looking for F for live-in-maid and fwb when you're ready. It doesn't have to be immediate, committed, or long-term, but I won't live with and support someone in a strictly platonic situation.

I'm a retired homeowner so expect me to be at the house quite a bit. I like gaming, hiking, going to the gym, reading, writing, learning, cooking, watching anime, shows, movies, going to the beach, swimming, soaking in my hot tub, going to concerts, and going out to the bar for pool, darts, & dancing! Think golden retriever energy, I'm playful and sweet. I have that calming presence and an inner beast mode for when things get wild!

I'm open minded and adaptable so come as you are and we can talk about adoption compatibility. I'm happy to share pics and prefer we move to voice/video chat sooner than later.

disc: dukestarjumper

>>34976674
>>34976674

I'm the oen who made this post. My discord is: sweetboobyrays_28585

I should be upfront. You need to be able to drive.

>>34988266
lol
you really think any NEET here knows how to drive?

30 M Midwest USA

Provider

Had to divorce my wife earlier this year. I miss providing and taking care of someone. Looking for someone loyal to be happy to see me when I get home, don't need much more than that.

Own a nice home, love travelling, cooking, and staying in to watch TV or game together in between! Hmu if you're sweet and want someone to take care of you and shower you with affection every day.

Disc: goobldoo

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>>34956419
>ASL
25/mtf/CA Los Angeles
>looking for
a job or something to do this summer. career guidance. im not really looking to relocate, be housed by someone, or be in a relationship.
>about me
i was trapped in neetdom for a few years after graduating and went back to school to try and cure it. ive still never had a job and i havent been able to get work for this summer so far.
im in an ME major, i can draw, i can program. ive been transitioned for 6 years.
i mostly just thought it would be interesting to ask here.
>discord
pareidolia.daughter

>>34956419
>are you a neet or provider?
Provider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality: ?
M/29/Closeted Bisexual

>General location: state, country?
Florida East Coast, looking to be in Missouri within 5 years.

>looking for: specify housing type offered or desired!
Looking for a non-trans neet. I have a spare room or we can share my queen matress, I don't care which.

>anything else you wanna add: about yourself or likes/dislikes
I work from home and don't eant to go crazy sitting in the silence. I got perma banned from discord and my remaining online friends work different hours than me. VRChat isn't cutting it, I need to be around a person or people.

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>>34984860
Shameless bump.

>>34956419
>asl
29/M/Belgium (EU)
>about me
6'4" (193cm) decent looking Belg with his own business. Pretty well read (history autist), can actually handle deep talks and late night confessions/trauma dumps without getting weirded out. Good with autists, caring when it clicks, love long voice calls. Hypersexual as fuck and have solid experience with genderbending/feminization stuff.
>looking for
Young (18-24/25) slim girls, passing trans girls or cute femboys/twinks. Super into slim + femme types. Open to everything from chill yapping and helping you vent/confess shit, to straight up degenerate horny sessions. VC preferred if we vibe. weird kinks are allowed if you feel no one else will take them. I have an airbnb, i can provide shelter if needed.
>not looking for
Masc/hairy types, landwhales, drama llamas or people who just say "hi" and disappear.
>discord:
Maxilosaurus

I am useless pathetic sissy that is good for nothing and have no ambitions in life, only small pathetic pp and stature of a woman. I am in my 20's pls adopt me and save me from cruel adult responsibilities which I am not able to handle

disc: randomid667

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status: neet not by choice, worked before
Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality: f, 28, asexual
General location: southern Canada
looking for: has to be in a safe neighborhood
anything else you wanna add:
Not larping, satanists are trying to use and kill me and they have people in police so I can't report it to police. Get me out of this God forsaken country. If you try to fuck me I will torture and kill you. I know all you Satanists are cowardly bitches and you know I will fight back.

>>34998531
contact ?

>>34998696
What's your contact and info?

>>34998720
swagyoloselfie4

>>34998531
>General location: southern Canada
That's 99% of Canada, by population.
Can you be more specific?

>>34990505
Still looking for my neet princess

>>34998531
We know where you live.

You will regret this

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>ASL
20/m/eu (neet)

>about me
Gay white skelly twink, 178 cm tall. Im a shy and soft person, Im also introverted, I like games and anime. I cant cook but I will gladly do all the chores if needed.

>looking for
A strong masc dom guy to adopt and own me and put me on hormones and help me be more feminine

>contact
discord : aethr78

>Status:
Provider
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
Late 30's, British Male, Straight
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Southwestern UK, and no

>What I offer

Rent, food, bills, and essentials taken care of.
Your own room if you need it.
Support in finding education or employment if that's what you're looking for.
Money put into a savings account in your name each month.
Company and emotional support.

Alternatively, I'm able to put someone up for the short term in emergencies.

>What I expect from you

At a minimum, to take care of the household chores.
Ideally I am seeking, and open to, a long term BDSM relationship, but we can negociate between these extremes depending on your needs, background and experiences.

> Not looking for,
Non-Biological women
Long distance
Anyone who dislikes animals

I also don't drink or do drugs - It's fine if you have a history with them, as long as you accept by moving in, you will ultimately have to give it up.

>Contact ~
>untoldpossibilities_76400 (Discord)
>UntoldPossibilities@proton.me (Email)

>>35001777
Yeah this one is full of shit. Just wants someone to pay her rent for the next few months and then that's enough for her to "move in"
lol she wants a free pass on her shit hole situation she got herself into

28 M european looking for any girlfailure to move in with me right now and be my housemaidwife
it's just that simple
i'm okay looking. white guy, tall.
terms and conditions can be discussed
discord gigasiever

>>35003545
That's pretty much all of the women on these threads

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>status
neet
>asl
19, female, northeast usa(willing to relocate)
>looking for
someone kind to take me in. my parents are both unmedicated schizophrenics please save me. i can be a live-in maid or we can have a goal of marriage. but im not pretty, sorry. no fwb id rather shoot myself.
>about me
5'7", thin, white.
i play video games all day and i like to draw sometimes. i like stereotypical loser otaku stuff like dating sims, collecting anime figures, and vtubers.
>contact
disc: kyuwz

>>35007247
Will your schizophrenic parents show up at my door

>>34990490
Pretty much every American adult knows how to drive, and most of the people on this board are American

>>35007247
>parents are both unmedicated schizophrenics
but are you a schizophrenic?

>Status:
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
age 25, male, straight maybe into female looking boys

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
tri state area
>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)

Open to considering maid arrangements, but primarily seeking long term wife or friend type thing, just cook me some good meals day to day and keep house stable while i work 10 hours a day. sex would be good if not met im fine i guess. just need someone to talk to.
got a small starter home in a quiet town usually.

Contact ~
discord captainice

I've got several years worth of depression cruft forming slushy glaciers of mostly garbage in various parts of my abode.

It probably wouldn't actually take that long to break down, bag up, and take to the dumpsters and recycling, but, y'know, the depression. It also means I am never going to invite anyone over to hang out, which just sorta reinforces the depression. And since I'm not going to have anyone else look at it, why bother fixing it. It doesn't bother me, after all (again, probably due to the depression).

I'm in the Northeast.
If you're within a few hundred miles of NYC I can have you picked up by car some weekend, or make arrangements to fly you in you're farther away.

You can sleep on the floor. You can sleep on a couch after you clear space. There's a television in front of the couch if you want to watch it; I assume it still works. Power, internet, water, food, etc.

I doubt I'll care whether you stay or go after you're done tidying up. Don't complicate my life. It would be fine if we never actually speak face-to-face despite living together for some indefinite amount of time.

If this sounds like a dream scenario to you or if you have any questions, let me know in the replies.

>>35007618
>no age
>no sex
This is why you will stay a fucking loser, because you are utterly lazy.

>>35007520
Statistically speaking, yes lol

>>35007247
This is a scammer, do not engage

>>35007266
you obviously haven't interacted with as many NEETs as i have

>>35010183
Yeah she's a scammer. ended up unadding me after a while of talking and didn't want to give her money
dumb bitch

>>35003545
I'll be assuming you are mehnamen, sorry for not being interested in someone whose only interests are his ex-wife and his business trips. At least you could talk to me face to face, you know? Lol.
XoXo, Rose :)

>status
neet
>ASL
18, bio female, white, not a landwhale, Texas
>looking for
Someone who will adopt me as soon as possible, this is a plan b but I need someone on may 18th, maybe 19th. Preferably someone white :3
I'm ugly and stupid, but I'll be your maid and try to be good for you!
>likes: you, possibly :3
Baking I would love to bake for you anon ^-^
Reading, for now mainly classic books I'm still reading the 'essentials' or at least ones I find interesting, most older books attract me though, but I haven't really read enough to garner my own taste really. Also interested in E Michael Jones books, haven't read any of his yet.
also cartoons, rain, animals, mold me to your desire or something .-.
>contact
I have no socials really at the moment I may get a discord account after may 18th but for not I hope email will suffice? will post my protonmail if someone's wants.

Best luck for you anons! even in the midst of despair their will always be a shining hope in the clouds.

>>35010660
somethrowaway40@proton.me

>>35007618
Drop your discord bro.

>>35010660
>will post my protonmail if someone's wants.
Yes, please.

Providers
>I'm a total loser with barely any income. Looking for someone barely out of high school to be a cock sleeve for me. I do not see you ad anything more than an object.

Lookers
>I'm a total loser with no income. I want someone to wait on me hand and foot while I provide nothing.

Seriously, has anyone actually met up with someone? These threads just seem like a giant war between two sides that don't want to give in to anything.

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> status
Provider/semi-provider. Not currently, but I will be one by the end of next year, and I'd like to become friends with my NEET first rather than letting someone random into my house
> Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Above the age of 18. Not saying gender/sexuality because I want to live with someone I am genuinely compatible with and not someone looking for sex or dating
> location
When I am able to provide I will be located in Northern Europe and will not relocate
> looking for
Anything but something romantic/sexual. Perhaps someone who's good at finding things on the internet? It's a pain in my ass to find sources for my work. I will probably have an apartment at first but definitely a house towards the end. Probably a decently big one, my family is rich
> not looking for
Someone annoying, someone useless (i don't expect you to be a put-together ceo, but dear god please try and improve yourself somehow), folks who don't know how to hold a conversation without making it about themselves
> extra
It's highly unlikely that any arrangement will be permanent. I'll also just be providing a place to stay and friendship. I won't be covering all of your expenses, so don't expect that. I won't "ghost" people for no reason, it's usually because you're very unusual and not in a good way
> contact
captain1018@protonmail.com, if you pass the vetting process i'll give you a real social

>>35011621
End of next YEAR? 2027? Bro, don't count your chickens before they hatch lol.

>>35011617
>Seriously, has anyone actually met up with someone?
Yes.
Usually the not-losers are a bit more reserved and circumspect since this is something they actually intend to do and have a more cautious and realistic approach.

Also, the threads, while a necessary evil, tend to be heavy with people banned from the server for exactly the sorts of reasons you would expect.

>>35011566
wormigummii

>>35011632
Patience is a virtue. Immediately moving in with a stranger will likely end up in abuse and not the fun kind

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>>34986993
>>35010660

My post is in the thread, if you feel like emailing hit me up, ive listed it in the post

>>35011617
i mean, those of us who have more to offer are usually a bit more low key about it
t make ~200k a year and will hopefully have my no-sex-required maid moving in soon

Dog loving puppy girl looking for extreme owner.

Into: anal, Ws, choking, forced body mod, intense humiliation, degradation.
Very few limits, looking to be really pushed and broken.
Kik: emym0ore

>Status
Provider. I own a house that I currently share with roomates. One of them is moving out soon so I'll have space. I feelance as a web designer and local pc repair guy.
>ASL
35/m/New England (US)
>Looking for
Biofem. I'm just gonna be honest I want to meet someone whos interested in a relationship and a family. Obviously we would get to know each other first, and if we don't vibe go our seperate ways, but I'm hoping we vibe.
>Not looking for
Someone elses kids. One Is okay, but I want at least two of my own.
>Into
Gaming, anime, tech scifi, etc. We don't need to share everything bur we should have *something* in common
>contact
Not gonna put my discord here (or my real name) so charlesdewitt90@gmail.com

>>34956419
Here goes nothing.

>ASL
18 y.o skinny black chick from SoCal. Willing to relocate as long as it's not out of the state.

>About
Generally shy but friendly, thoughtful and sometimes eccentric. I have a thing for the arts. As of right now my only goal in life is to grow as a person.

>Looking for
I'm seeking for someone willing to fulfill a provider dynamic, I'm open to not only a maid/cook role but being more than friends. Companionship? With pleasure. Fwb? Don't know about that but if we end up together know that I'll give it to you anytime you want if you know what I mean.

Also willing to get into your hobbies and interests if it makes me appear more endearing to you.

I prefer if you're older, insecure about your physical appearance (I'm ugly and wanna make up for it), and if you have crippling loneliness.

Also if we're ever gonna have kids, do note there's insanity in my family.

gigglewater05@proton.me

>>35011682
+1'ing

i rarely post, and i'm quite reserved about personal information until i can trust someone. additionally, i've said "hey when can you show up?" to people here and they say "oh, well, idk, like 9 months but i need money now hehe". its tiresome.
> they would be more profitable selling faceless pics on OF

>>35018436
i'm interested but email is antiquated. post a discord.

>>35011682
The discord servers are even more cancer than this thread.

>>35018941
>email is antiquated
your mentality is antiquated. email is a good disposable filter to sift thru replies before moving to discord or similar.

>>35019102
this is unfortunately true

>Status:
Provider
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
Late 30's, British Male, Straight
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Southwestern UK, and no

>What I offer

Rent, food, bills, and essentials taken care of.
Your own room if you need it.
Support in finding education or employment if that's what you're looking for.
Money put into a savings account in your name each month.
Company and emotional support.

Alternatively, I'm able to put someone up for the short term in emergencies.

>What I expect from you

At a minimum, to take care of the household chores.
Ideally I am seeking, and open to, a long term BDSM relationship, but we can negociate between these extremes depending on your needs, background and experiences.

> Not looking for,
Non-Biological women
Long distance
Anyone who dislikes animals

I also don't drink or do drugs - It's fine if you have a history with them, as long as you accept by moving in, you will ultimately have to give it up.

>Contact ~
>untoldpossibilities_76400 (Discord)
>UntoldPossibilities@proton.me (Email)

>>35018941
@redcamofordawn

30s/M/Southeast US

Have room in an apartment for about 6 months, maybe longer if it plays out. Send me your info if interested

Ddd421607@gmail.com

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>>34986993
Shameless weekend bump, hope yall have a good one

>>34956419
>Status
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
33, Male, Straight with some flavor

>Location
Central Indiana

>Looking for
Honestly, the wife and I are looking for a toy. We have a 12,400 square foot 8 bed 6 bath house, a private lake, a 3 bed 2 bath guest house with it's own 2 car garage, and we're trying to find somebody who can, not exactly be a part of our relationship, but somebody we can both fuck. You'd get to live in the guest house, we'll grab whatever groceries you make on a list for us each month, give you free use of a car, whole life of $0 cost living, in exchange we'd appreciate it if we could invite you to the main house for 2-3 hours of sex once or twice a week. We'd tell others that we just rent the house to you, and you can tell others that you're a live in maid for us.

>About me
Created an app for a very niche market while married to my wife with a child on the way. We werent doing great and make $3300 a month on my income alone, and now i charge $125 per app user (again, niche industry) and have 320 shops signed on, bringing me a little over 32k a month after taxes. - We're well off. We're retired basically, we have a great son, perfect little family, we just need some extra fun in the bedroom. Wife is the one who brought this idea up, so dont think its some poor to rich fantasty. Dm me and we can chat more.

>Contact
Disc: Hosh0078

stat: neet
hello i am a female 18 just finished high school.
i live in central Florida and i am willing to relocate
i am a black and chubby for you racist fucks. i am able to get a job but i enjoy taking care of others. im a great cook, baker,cleaner. i’m incredibly respectful of your time and effort. the relationship doesn’t have to be romantic and im not expecting it to be any age and gender is welcome

>>35022241
my discord is sugar_spice1246

>>35022241
Would you be willing to move to Brazil? I'm 31 male

>>34970517
So they aren't women then.

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>Status
Currently working, about to be NEET

>Gender/Age/Sex
Male, 24, bisexual

>Location
Texas, willing to move

>Looking For
Housing, my lease ends in 2 months and I cant afford to live here another year (renting alone). I'll likely be out of a job for a while considering the current job market but I think I should have enough savings after my last payment to afford groceries for myself for 6-8 months, which should be enough time.

>Other
Im basically already a NEET, as I only ever leave my apartment to go to work or rarely to go on a walk. I dont really have any actual friends outside of a handful of people I occasionally interact with online, plus board posting. Been like that since I moved out, and Ive since found that I do in fact need real social interaction to stay happy. Id enjoy it if we could be friends, and you dont have to worry about me being a needy one.
As mentioned before Im willing to go anywhere in the country, bc I simply have no connections left in Texas, and frankly would not mind leaving behind 9 months of 90-100+ degree heat.
discord is orioracion :)

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>>35022257
friend request didnt work

>>35025016
sure, i switched my username to izziegettingrizzie but i am interested/talking to someone but my options are still open

>>35026128
hii i switched usernames izziegettingrizzie

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>ASL
18/M/UK
>Describe/About Yourself
I'm a college student learning business with the intention to go to university however if given the right opportunity I'd be happy to give this up even if its not in the UK. I am 6'1 and in the 60s KG weight wise i'm also a femboy! Happy to answer any questions at all!
>Hobbies/Interests
I love reading, gaming, gooning, movies that sort of thing
>Looking for
Preferably reach out if you're interested in dating and providing long term housing it doesnt need to be immediate i'd love to get to know you. If you have any questions at all i'd be more than willing to answer them. I'm pretty open kink wise just no scat and i'm more on the submissive side I do enjoy more toxic elements within a relationship but again reach out to me for more details ;)
>Not looking for
Anyone super out of shape
>Tags & socials
Discord: lulu_alternate

Dog loving puppy girl looking for extreme owner.

Into: anal, Ws, choking, forced body mod, intense humiliation, degradation.

Very few limits, looking to be really pushed and broken.
Kik: emym0ore

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>asl
26/f/us

>looking for
a provider. i am tired of the days simply passing by. there’s plenty i can offer you in return
i want to become one with someone else, to be understood and loved, and vice versa. i want unyielding devotion and obsession. this seems like an impossible task at this point but i’m open to anything
there’s plenty more i could write, but i would prefer speaking one on one

>not looking for
if you’ve ever jerked off to men dont talk to me
no fatties
no browns

>contact
bealertforbunnies@proton.me

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> Status:
NEET

> About:
29 F SE asia

i play some games, goes to gym and trying to be fit since im a bit chubby, listens to music, watch vids or whatever, I can cook, clean and everything

> Willing to relocate:
Maybe

> Looking for:
PROVIDER. Nothing urging me to move but would love if it can be. And as long as he is straightforward about what he wants, stable provider, can make me feel safe and at least a decent person.

If you have more questions, feel free to add and ask me.

discord: cheesecakeeeeeeeeeee_

>Status
Semi-Neet
>Sex / Gender / Age / Sexuality
31/F/Bisexual
>General Location
South Carolina
>Looking For
Open to different arrangements depending on compatibility, including a provider style partnership or a compatible household setup. Any living arrangement would only be considered after getting to know each other over time and establishing clear expectations, boundaries, and structure.
>Not Looking For
Anyone under 30, short-term arrangements, pressure to rush into living together, unstable behavior, impulsive or chaotic situations, disrespect toward my boundaries, my children, or my widowhood, or “go with the flow” / no-plan dynamics.
>About Me / Expectations
Widowed single mom living independently in my own home. I’m not looking to rush into living with anyone, if you are do not contact me and I’m very intentional about safety, compatibility, and stability especially because I have children. I value consistency, emotional maturity, and clear communication. It’s important to me that there is transparency from the very first conversation so no secrets, no guessing games, and no mixed signals. I’m also not interested in drama, impulsive situations, or unsafe dynamics. I prefer slow, honest, and straightforward discussions before anything practical is considered, and I’m selective about who I surround myself with and allow into my my life. If you value patience, structure, mutual respect, and intentionality, we’re more likely to align.
>Interests
I enjoy dark, awkward humor (Nathan For You), indie horror games like Fears to Fathom, and surreal, atmospheric storytelling. Twin Peaks and The X-Files are forever favorites. I also enjoy thrifting, decorating my home when I can, occasional gaming, creating music playlists, and quiet nights in just as much as the occasional outing. I prefer structure and intention over chaos.
>Discord
greenfannyfae

>>35032392
You went from being a lesbian to a widow with children in a matter of a couple years. Absolute psycho

>Status
Provider
>Sex / Gender / Age / Sexuality
36/M/Straight
>General Location
East Coast
>Looking For
General companionship, female. You don't have to work.
>Not Looking For
if you're really obese, short-term besides seeing if you want to possibly pursue long-term, allergy to cats


disc is drazora5

>>35032606
You must be thinking of the wrong person lol. I never claimed to be a lesbian

>>34956419
>Status?
NEET

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality?
19 year old, pre-hrt MtF, bisexual, submissive

>General Location
The UK, willing to move anywehre

>Looking for?
A place to stay, I am willing to cook/clean, get a job to help with rent, and sexual favours in return for said place

>My discord
speeddemonremon

>>35007618
This does sound like a dream scenario, where would you like to discuss this further? My discord is remon56iscool

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30s/m/us

Willing to help out one nonwhite, preferably black not be so much of a shit loser. I'm not versed in the pedagogy of unlosering people, that's on you to figure out. I can only offer the means to get there. If you're going to to not change, I'm also looking for fuckmeat that can fold clothes. So if you're okay with being hollowed out for a roof over your head. Come on down.

I might be moving soon so I'll be in the Midwest or the Southeast.


pisskringle

BuildsBuzzAttractsMembers

20-something college theater student (IK, IK, cringe and gay). Did some nude scenes recently and actually enjoyed it (Or at least: Didn't find it embarassing). Anybody into theater with similiar experiences?

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>Status
Provider

>Details
32/M/Bi

>Location
East coast, major city

>Looking for
A sane and calm situation where we help each other get ahead in life. This world is hard enough to get through, so I want someone to add stability to our situations. Think co-living. Splitting bills, cooking for each other, problem solving. Someone SANE and able to talk and communicate. I don't mean no mental health problems, we all have those. I just mean you can't be chaotic and lying. I want to build trust with someone, I'm letting you into my home and you're coming into a strangers place, we both need to trust each other. AFAB only no exceptions. I live in a major city and I can offer the ability for people to start their life over or build their career. Basically I just want a close pal to team up and survive this world with.

>Not looking for
Anyone under 25. No one without a serious plan or direction. BPD or personality disorders. Pressure to move in too soon. Unstable, impulsive, or chaotic behavior.

>About me
I'm a working professional trying to get my life started again after some bullshit/trauma. I have a stable job, a nice new clean apartment, and resources. I'm a typical anime/vidya nerd, but I work out and have social skills. Decently tall, I run a lot, have a gym in my apartment building I use often. I eat healthy, I read manga, I save money, I want to keep pushing and further my career.

>Interests
Jojos, fgc, running, self care, gym, horror (liminal, true crime, anything really), RPing, rpgs, vidya, anime, language learning, sports.

>Discord
Bloor1428

Status: Currently a NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training). I’ve recently graduated high school and I’m taking my time to choose the right career path while looking for a quality job opportunity.
Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality: Female, 19 years old (turning 20 tomorrow!), Straight.
General location: [Insert State], Colombia.
Looking for: Not currently looking for housing as I live with my father and older brother, but I am looking for new connections and friendships to celebrate my birthday and talk about shared interests.
Anything else you wanna add:
Goals: I’m focused on starting a personal project to gain financial independence and get my personal finances organized.
Interests: I’m a big fan of animals, anime, and almost any type of video game.
Dislikes: I’m not a fan of "shallow" thinkers—specifically people who make politics their entire personality or focus on trivial drama.
since my birthday is tomorrow, I really just want to branch out and meet some cool new people.
Disc: lizet0060

>ASL
18F NYC
>status
NEET
>about me
well, not much to say, I'm living alone off my parents' allowance and I'm scraping by. would love to get independent and get on my feet but also I'm lazy and just incompetent. looking mainly for housing (as it would just be easier to live off the allowance lmao). in exchange I could keep the house, clean, cook
>looking for
absolutely no creeps. even though I know it can be weird I will be "paying" for my stay with cleaning etc. so no fwb.
willing to relocate
>contact
reply with ur contact and I'll reach out to you

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male/ 23/ Bi
>Looking For/About Me
I greatly apologize for this long read.
Honestly I never expected to ever post on here; but after thinking about it I figured why not give it a shot! However, I'm not exactly a neet by googles definition. I'm a functioning member of society, i pay bills, drive to work, cook, clean, do yard work, dabble in stocks, 401k, and have a high school education with a 2 year career tech school degree/certificates.
My primary inspiration for this post though is that I suffered a 2 story fall head first onto a concrete patio at the age of 4 and have delt with extensive abuse. So where i don't look like someone off of live leak(I've been asked this!) Leaving the hospital the next day. I'm just pretty much autistic but for a different reason lol. With that it's caused problems in life leaving me to become a shut in. Even with my attempts to go out over the years I've found life here in ohio to be depressing with no real desire to pursue anything. However, everytime I've traveled to more lively parts of the world like Florida, Colorado, or North Carolina I've found the lively nature of things and activities to be an allure. Home.
So to be straight forward I'm not looking to be taken care of or to be dragged along someones coat tails. I'm looking for someone I can get to know along with the place over the summer, maybe move there by the end of it, roommate it, and motivate each other to be successful because from that point the only way to go is up! Also, for the one's curious. I'm not opposed to things possibly developing into more; but that's not the goal.
I also greatly apologize again for the long read. I just don't want any surprises and for you to know entirely what you're getting into when talking to me. So if you have any questions feel free to ask. It's not like I bite!.. Well ok maybe a little; but I'm 5'5 120ibs so I doubt it'll hurt .
>Discord
9sun3bro5

>>35038991
If you are able to "scrape by" on an allowance in NYC, you could pay a mortgage on a house and some land while still within driving distance of NYC (if that's important) without worrying about cleaning some old guy's poxy yard.

Status: Currently a NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training). I've recently graduated high school and I'm taking my time to choose the right career path while looking for a quality job opportunity.
Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality: Female, 20 years old (turning 20 today!), Straight.
Location: Boston (made a mistake yesterday when posting lmao (I forgot to put where I am located and when I corrected it I didn't notice the autocorrect changing the word LOL),
Looking for: Not currently looking for housing as I live with my father and older brother, but I am looking for new connections and friendships to celebrate my birthday and talk about shared interests.
Anything else you want to add:
Goals: I’m focused on starting a personal project to gain financial independence and get my personal finances organized.
Interests: I'm a big fan of animals, anime, and almost any type of video game.
Dislikes: I'm not a fan of "shallow" thinkers—specifically people who make politics their entire personality or focus on trivial drama.
since my birthday is today, I really just want to branch out and meet some cool new people.
Disc: lizet0060

>>35032392
>widowed single mom with a nigger child
what a catch!

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>ASL
25 • M • USA

>About Me
You've probably seen me contactfagging all over soc past few weeks, usually I'm asking for different shit in each thread cos I just don't know what it is I even want.

What I do know is that I'm desperate and alone, and really want to change my life. I don't know why I turned out so retarded, but I've never been able to hold a job or even get my driver's license. I feel so trapped in my hometown, in my grandma's house. I want to get out so bad but I don't know how, I don't know where to go. I'm trying to save up money but it's such a slow process and idk what I'm even saving for. A car maybe, I'd have to pass my driver's test and idk if I even can. I suck at driving I'm gonna crash and die. I hate work so much it's so boring and emotionally draining, it's too much for me I get so overstimulated and I'm so sensitive.

I just want to get somewhere else. Wherever you are maybe. Let me move in with you, I can pay my own way to you. I'll clean your house, cook you meals to the best of my ability. I'll service you sexually, as often as you want. And in any way you want. I would like it if you could help me get my license, and maybe eventually find a job nearby so I can save money and so I won't be a total leech on you.

Maybe after a while I'll be able to figure my own way out, and you'll have basically saved my life. Or maybe we'll decide we can't live without each other and stay together forever. I don't know... All I want is to take a chance and for someone else to take a chance on me.

I'd say we should chat on discord for like a month, to see if we actually get along. And so I can get my affairs in order here.

This is probably stupid but that's what the threads about I think. Anyways uh hit me up if you wanna get to know me more.

>Discord
chr.elm

>Status:
Provider
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
Late 30's, British Male, Straight
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Southwestern UK, and no

>What I offer

Rent, food, bills, and essentials taken care of.
Your own room if you need it.
Support in finding education or employment if that's what you're looking for.
Money put into a savings account in your name each month.
Company and emotional support.

Alternatively, I'm able to put someone up for the short term in emergencies.

>What I expect from you

At a minimum, to take care of the household chores.
Ideally I am seeking, and open to, a long term BDSM relationship, but we can negociate between these extremes depending on your needs, background and experiences.

> Not looking for,
Non-Biological women
Long distance
Anyone who dislikes animals

I also don't drink or do drugs - It's fine if you have a history with them, as long as you accept by moving in, you will ultimately have to give it up.

>Contact ~
>untoldpossibilities_76400 (Discord)
>UntoldPossibilities@proton.me (Email)

18,female,us just finished high school looking to find an older guy as i’m not to interested in guys my age (i have some daddy issues) i’m black and fat with an extremely low self worth. i would love to find someone close that way we can meet up. im easy to talk to and very opened minded when it comes to romance,conversations and kinks. i would prefer if u lived in the us at least and liked phone calls im not a seller or a bot and pls text me with info abt urself when adding
discord: izzyisright

>>35038991
i fit what you're looking for
smokepotandsleep420

31, Male, Goiânia-Brazil
I own a house (needs some renovating but it's livable) and have a bunch of cats
I'm looking for a clingy girlfriend. I can't provide a luxurious lifestyle but I can give someone a roof over their head and feed them. Can stay and meet as long as you like.
Telegram: ftgefml

>>35047017
>meet
Neet

>>35044723
>i would love to find someone close
>i would prefer if u lived in the us
How about you be more specific so people don't waste their time? The US is a huge country, bare minimum you could give is at least a state.

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Hey there. I'm a semi-neet girl. Sorta lost most of my income doing odd jobs. I live in a backwater town in southeast asia and I'm trying to get my life together.

I can't promise much. I don't have confidence in my appearance, capabilities, or future. But I'd still like to ask for support rebuilding my life.

Thank you for considering.

sorryitssachi

>>35047331
The "financial help" is the shared living expenses you aren't expected to pay while living with someone.
Rent, utilities, food, etc.

Hopefully no one is stupid enough to give some random Indian with AI generated girl pictures money over the internet.

>>35047331
Never give a Girl Money for free.
if she isn't sucking your Cock
she hasn't earned your money
if she isn't cleaning your house and cooking for you
she hasn't earned her own bedroom
if she isn't willing to work a part time job
she doesn't deserve to have any spending money

>>35038991
if you are living in my house, you will be dating me
if you aren't sucking my cock, you don't get to sleep in a bed.

Cleaning the house and cooking earns extra rights
such as having your own bedroom
but you will still be dating me and sucking my cock

You don't get to live in my house if you aren't dating me
if you want to date other men, go ask them for help.

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
M, Late 30s, Straight

>General location
Ohio, U.S.

>looking for
It would vaguely resemble a sugar relationship, I'll provide mentorship (I'm owning life and have reached pretty much all my working and financial goals) and help her improve her life and her situation, if I like her and see potential for something long-term I'll even provide financial incentives. Ideally she'll be in her early to mid-20s, though a few years older or younger will work if she has the right mindset (absolutely no underage though, and she must be finished with high school). Also preferably near Ohio and not overweight/tattooed/heavily pierced/drug user. She doesn't have to have everything in her life figured out, but needs to be reliable.

>anything else
Ask for my Discord.

28 mtf need hrt
Neet
Kik shitename25

6' 220 have tits a nice ass and long hair just need to shave all over to pass from the neck down.

Denver Co

Lost my job totally broke and have 2 weeks till I'm homeless so I'm looking for somewhere to get on my feet and or become someone's sex slave. Willing to work full or part time and pay rent as soon as I find something. Also willing to do just about anything sexual for a place to stay and food.

Normal stuff I'm very quiet into anime, gaming, warhammer and generally keep to myself.

Sex wise into bdsm, denial, chastity feminization and willing to try pretty much anything. Total butt slut for dildos but virgin to real dick.

Open to pretty much anyone but can't really afford to relocate hmu if interested

>status: are you a neet or provider?
Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality: ?
Male, 36, straight
>General location: state, country?
Colorado, front range near mountains
>looking for: specify housing type offered or desired!
I like helping people out and providing, I'd like to provide a place to live to someone in need and possibly an allowance.
>anything else you wanna add: about yourself or likes/dislikes
I'm a pretty straightforward sweet guy who spends far too much time terminally online, plays too many games etc. I'm a great person and have a job I'm happy with, I really just want to call someone wife (eventually, not that soon), give them a happy home, and get out more myself with someone I'm happy being around. I know this is an awful place to look for that, but if you feel unfulfilled in that same sense that I do then hit me up and let's see if it'd work

discord: Nyu

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>>34956419
>status:
Provider
>ASL, Sexuality
28/M/NC Bi
>looking for:
A live in maid/Housewife/girlfriend/pet whatever. Someone I can have an meaningful romantic intimate relationship with and provide for them and have someone totally dependent on me
>Not looking for:
Masc dudes and whales.
>Hobbies/short bio:
I'm 6'2" long hair, stable good career, I like typical nerd stuff, card games, urbex, movies, and music specifically like 70's-90's rock and metal

>>35052771
Discord: slackery

Just adopt me.... yes I will suck your dick. A lot

Disc randomid667

>>35048109
Discord?

>>35054866
What're your details first?

>>35048094
You sound very dangerous to be around.

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So lonely...

Is being a neet choice?

https://discord.gg/a88RWex9EJ

>>35055079
you feminists are trying to steal money from men
you feminists are the ones that are dangerous
if you want my money you have to earn it

>>35056314
i think you misread "adopt a neet" as "pimp a bitch". should probably get that looked at if it happens often

hello im looking for scoff tyou added me on snap and then blocked me!!! which is fine but i was hoping you could add me so i could save the photos i sent you. we both know that was some good ass porn again username: itsssbella1234
ps im mot looking to start anything with u i just literally want the pics. i, not even in the state rn and if you didnt already ill let u save pics to camera roll

/21/26(Thu)12:35:39 No.35057599▶
hello im looking for scott you added me on snap and then blocked me!!! which is fine but i was hoping you could add me so i could save the photos i sent you. we both know that was some good ass porn again username: itsssbella1234
ps im not looking to start anything with u i just literally want the pics. im not even in the state rn and if you didnt already ill let u save pics to camera and to anyone else who reads this lets find scott

Looking for a biological woman to exist in my presence. In return you will receive rent free expense free housing for the foreseeable future.
Male/26/Mid-Atlantic/gigawagie I’ll barely even be around.
71816382918@proton.me

>ASL
32/M/U.S.

>Mental Illness
Don’t have one but will give you stockholm syndrome if requested.

>Favorite Anime/Manga
My Future Diary

> About yourself
Provider: 6 foot light skinned American with an above average build who works out often. I ride motorcycle as well as hav multiple niche hobbies. Big bed for both of us to cuddle and I’m a great big spoon who will give you back scratches and words of affirmation if your father didn’t.

>Looking for
Age doesn’t matter but preferably younger than me AND 18+. Submissive, introvert, sperg, obsessive, jealous, yandere-like girl who will dote over me and be my little puppy slut while I give you enough attention until you want and crave more. Also I need someone to ride on the back of my motorcycle and be a backpack. If you think you’re weird and probably not enough for me, you’re my type. Location doesn’t matter. If it gets serious, I’m not broke. Will pay for you to fly to me or I’ll fly to you. I have my passport.

>Not looking for
Pick me girls who talks to multiple dudes. Tattoos and darker skin. Politically charged autists. Or people who just want a simp to buy they merch or wants money.

>proton
hp15wrwr@proton.me

Semi provider here

Willing to help with rent/small bills in exchange for controlling your makeup, clothing and eating habits

Disc: ayden781

>>35056518
>misread "adopt a neet" as "pimp a bitch"
deliberately disingenuous. pimps sell their whores to other men. if i'm putting a roof over your head, it will be part of the agreement that i don't have to share you with someone else.

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This is an odd request, but I hope it's okay. If you saw me on /adv/, don't make fun of me.
I'm 18 years old and biologically female. I've been into the whole trans meme since 12/13. Now, I hate myself and any effeminate thing I do. I wish I was a man, but I'm aware that I'll just be a zippertits pooner who doesn't pass. I've yet to take hormones or do surgery, but I am at the point where I have considered it.
Basically, I'm looking to learn to get rid of my dysphoria. I want to learn how to be a normal female who's attracted to men (I only like women, but have liked men in the past). I just want to be happy, I guess.
>TLDR
Looking for anon to make me (FTM) female.
This is not a sex thing, sex with a man grosses me out right now.
>Contact
Discord: eightrounds
Email: eightrounds@proton.me

>>35063462
>One hour and 2 adds later
Sorry anons, it's over. I will never survive as a woman and transitioning will never satisfy me. Time to rope geg

>>35063462
>>35063596
It's gonna sound like I'm trolling, but here's my advice: just stop having dysphoria. Gaslight yourself. Wear girly clothes. Put on makeup. Do your hair. Act feminine. Look at yourself in the mirror, smile, and tell yourself you look pretty. Go outside while you're all dolled up and be observed as a feminine creature. Interact and be interacted with as a female. You may hate it at first and have to force yourself to do it but it'll become habitual after a month or two, and as you get more used to it and get more praise and compliments, you'll start to actually like it.

On the contrary I did all of that and it was extremely boring, which was why I transitioned. Just know that if you troon you'll be locked out of interacting with 90%+ of normal people, if you don't care about that then transition.

>>35063462
What's your location?

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>>35048590
Butt bump. Come on someone has to want a fat custom tranny rape slave.

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Are you a stupid annoying retard NEET?!?! Does no one like you?!??! Do you crave attention desperately??!?! Surely you've heard the saying "It takes a village to raise a child", so why bother being adopted by ONE person when we could be adopted by all of your future new best friends!!1! As long as you're not completely insufferable and rude we want YOU in Mothmusic TODAY!!
PS: we don't want to know what you jerk off to, but the contents of your heart

https://discord.gg/7dvuNgnp

Can u feed me your cum

Telegram @Ainasy20

>>35038991
my wife and i are looking for a girl to come live with us. we are in the pacific northwest in a 5000sqft house with spare bedrooms. your responsibilities will include cleaning, taking care of our pets, and house sitting for us when necessary. nothing unreasonable. she is 22 and i am 40.

contact:
https://t.me/alexeph612

ps. this is an open invitation to girls age 18-24. for the simple reason that i don’t want any dudes trying to fuck my wife in my own house and i’d rather they be of similar age to her so that you can be friends.

>>35070876
Is she super into True Crime stuff?
Twin Peaks?

>>34956419
>Status
Provider
>ASL
29/M/Florida (Treasure Coast)
>LF
Looking for a neet. I work from home and am getting lonely here. I've got a spare room and just need someone to talk to so I don't go crazy. I'm banned on discord so and don't know where else to talk to people throughout the day.
>Not looking for
Sex/fetish stuff. Trannies. People on a dozen crazy pills.
>Contact
I'm perma banned on discord (hence I'm looking for conversation here)
Reply with your alternate contacts.

>>35070965
she doesn’t really watch shows unless it’s in the background of what she’s actually doing. she likes to raise plants, garden, do aerial sports, yoga, go to gym, camping, festivals and raves, dirtbiking, hiking, swimming, art, costume design, nail design. she has lots of interests and likes to learn new things all the time

>>35072137
Alright, so probably not one of those sex-murder serial killer couples.

>>35075837
would rather have the sex and skip the murder desu

>>35063462
just get a tranny gf to live through vicariously, duh

>Status:
NEET

>Age, Sex/Gender
29, mtf trans

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Arkansas, maybe but I can't drive or afford transportation myself

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Maid / FWB / Relationship i guess?

>About
fat, more andro than fem right now but if I can get out of this hell state i'd want to get back on HRT and work towards SRS etc etc

>Interests
games (wide variety just ask), anime (isekai/fantasy), movies (esp horror and time travel), webnovels (xianxia/litRPG/isekai)

>Contact:

Discord: tinycharjabug

>>35075887
Yeah.
Dude bangs the girl, then the chick murders her in a jealous rage.
Lather, rinse, repeat.

>>35076890
she doesn’t get jealous like that, she thinks it’s hot

Mid 30s Male Australia

Have a spare room in a nice house by the sea, you can stay atleast 12 months for free with an allowance if 300/week.

You are expected clean up after yourself, you will be responsible for 80% of cleaning.
On the weekends you will cook or purchase my dinner/lunch.
Other than that you are free to do whatever.

Preferably female, might make anexception for Male depending on their circumstances.

This is a maid position, I do not want a romantic relationship or anything sexual do not expect that I will change my mind, if you want that - then use a dating app, but don't bring any random strangers into my house.

No violent or suicidal and self destructive people, no obese people.
Mentally ill is fine, but you must either be on medication and/or exercising 30 minutes a day and eating healthily and using your time constructively instead of bedrotting

>>35070876
i’ll add my discord: steelsky3442

>>35055079
You sound like a retarded faggot. Exchanging sex for resources is the oldest profession for a reason, how about you tie a rope to your high horse and hang yourself while jumping off of it?

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I'm male. I don't want to be a wagie.
I want to take care of you, fill you with all the love you can carry, cling to you, and cuddle you. We can play games together, we can walk the woods, swim the rivers, and watch the stars together. I'll carry you to bed. I'll hold your hand through the night. I'll give you sweet little kisses.
I can clean, I can tend the garden, protect you. I cook poorly, but I'm willing to learn your favorite recipes. I'll chop wood, and stroke the fire.
I'll indulge all your wants, if they don't involve another man.
I'll belong to you. You must, in time, belong to me also.
White, 25+, not ugly, not fat, live in EU, but will live anywhere with you instead.

haunted_apparition

>>35080480
you're a hedonistic nigger who can't visualize an apple in your mind. kill yourself.

>>35080809
Actually I don't suffer from aphantasia, I'm just not a bitchmade low-T faggot who shies away from the true nature of things. There is nothing wrong with transactional relationships. They are the most honest kind of relationships.

You probably cry while watching Disney movies. Why don't you just go to the glory hole and suck off some men? You're clearly gay, so you might as well stop living in denial.

>>35076400
b-b-b-bump and attempting to derail this weird dick swinging competition

>>35080823
>You probably cry while watching Disney movies. Why don't you just go to the glory hole and suck off some men? You're clearly gay, so you might as well stop living in denial.
craziest projection I've ever seen. kill yourself, niggerfaggot.

>>35081050
GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK

Sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of you sucking off men at the adult theater.

>>35081077
strange how much you think about other men and their cocks...

>>35081129
>>35081077

ladies you're both pretty, get a room

18f aus melb.

I feel extremely trapped in my current living situation. I'm looking for someone (male or female) to live with and help me get on my feet or set me up with a job or something. Doesn't need to be permanent. I can go anywhere in aus but I'm limited with funds. I just want to be away from my family and my home for a bit. Anyway reply if real.

I'm pretty okay looking idk

>>35078515
Whereabouts in Australia do you live?

>>35078515
>>35081743
Y'all should hook up.

Just adopt me.... yes I will suck your dick. A lot

Disc randomid667

>>35010660
you can come as soon as u can if you want. in houston.

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>>34956419

ULTIMATE THIRD WORLD SHITNIGGER NEET HERE WITH ULTIMATE HORSECOCK!

All your hyper famous pornstar goonwhore waifus from your favorite quirkyslop media all get raped by my cock and my cock only, no fucking bbc garbage or any other delusional shit, only my cock rules them and you will see them all raped and destroyed by my cock only, you and the rest of cucks in this fucking board, so come to my fuck lair if you fucking dare faggots, the ultimate shota bull is here and I'm out for your choklit goonwhores and for choklit himself, I'll rape all of them and your favorite goonshit artist too! all your mindless hentai fantasies of them with nigger dicks or other men end in the reality of my fucking BRAT PRESCHOOL HORSECOCK

And to those who dicksuck futas for a living, ALL FUTAS ARE KEKED AND BALLBUSTED AT THE MERE SIGHT OF MY NIGLET PRESCHOOL LATINO NIGGER SCHLONG 20 FOOTLONG COAL BROWNBLACK SAUSAGE, so if you come wanting to throw at me the gospel of futanari don't evne try, you're cucked and your futas are ALL RAPED AND FILLED UP LIKE TURKEYS by me!

And for all of you shartycucks and boorucucks, I know you sissified white supremacist cuck gooners are watching, come to me so that I can make you worship KIDDIE SHOTA ESL IMMIGRANT NIGGER BRAP TACO DAYCARE COCK for ETERNITY and give all your quirky brides the pleasure your SISSY WHITE SHRIMP DICK never could!

CHOKLIT AND VARIX: THOSE TWO ARE MASSIVELY KEKED AND RAPED BY ME, if you know them WARN THEM that I'M COMING and to ready their anuses because I'll fuck all their bitches and make them worship my true donkey farts smelling DEATHRAPESLAMMER for eternity.

https://discord.gg/GHjBpwnhq

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>add girl from /aan/ thread
>we hit it off
>she's actually willing to move in
>I start to get cold feet
I don't know what I expected

>ASL
29/m/uk
>interests/about
Vidya and anime, proper hikki for the majority of my life
>looking for
A reasonably cute girl that will come live with me and bear my children.
>not looking for
Anything else.
>discord
god5304

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>asl
24 mtf bi eu
>about you, hobbies and interests
i lovee movies and rambling and baking stuff for my friends and just talking about anything and everything. i’d say i’m a very curious person and tend to ask a lot of questions so i can get to know you as best as possible! my hobbies are mainly reading, movies and baking and i’m interested in finding new things to obsess over and explore together!
>looking for
someone to get to know and vc with every day and fall in love with! someone who knows what they’re looking for and isn’t extremely busy. i’d like to dedicate myself to someone fully so someone who would like the same!
>not looking for
nonchalant people who don’t like to talk much or don’t vc. situationship believers
>contact
reinsvee

>>35088270
This is what we refer to as an epic fail

>>35088270
it's most likely a catfisher/larper so you didn't missout on much

>>35089093
it def agree its rare, but 2 people at the right time can make it work. i would like to get that time back, it was a nice little chapter in my life.
> it was some years ago, pre-covid, but i had a neet live with me for about 10 months
> she took a gap year in college
> we talked for a month or so first, lots of vc'ing/gaming sessions and a handful of video chats to prove we're both legit
> she was only 2 hours via plane
> it was a fwb+ scenario (less than "we're in a relationship" more than "hey wanna fuck?")
> we knew it would end, she did a lot of personal growth, got a job for 4 months while living with me
> we spoke for a few months after she went back to college but it fizzled out but again, was expected
8 years later, i'm back on 4chan looking for another neet to help better themselves but alas...

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>>34956419
Status: NEET currently, though I am capable of and currently seeking out employment (have an interview tomorrow morning and trying to get more)
32/ M / SF Bay Area / Straight
Looking for any place to stay which isn't my mum's house, can't contribute much in terms of rent yet but I can contribute an espresso machine and barista/some cooking and cleaning services. Also a big fan of cats, don't have one currently but if you do I can take care of them while you're away. As for my hobbies, I am a fan of cooking, rail transit, history and PC gaming (although sadly my PC is dead at the moment).
The server link isn't loading for me for some reason, just add leotherichard on Discord if you're interested

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>Status
Semi-provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Mtf, mid 20s, gay
>General location
Currently NV, moving to WA
>Looking for
Other transgirls who need/want a roommate, I'm okay with crashing on a couch and I can pay (some) rent, willing to also help keep things clean to supplement rent and I can take care of myself, just can't afford to live alone rn and I hate living alone. I have to be out by the end of June, I met a friend who might have a couch I can crash on but they might not get the apartment in time
>Anything else you wanna add
Picrel is me, probably not smart to post my face but it seems to help and I haven't had the best luck. I like vidya, LEGO, doodling, all kinds of things. I like hanging out with others, but outside of that I'm usually quiet and keep to myself ^^ I work so if I don't respond immediately I'm just busy with life
>Contact
Discord: Dogmoment

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>>35081743
@Ayjayess on telegram

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>Status:
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
Late 30's,white male, straight

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
TX. No

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
GF / Relationship. Looking to adopt a need and help guide them through self improvement, further education, or employment. i can afford to pay for your housing, food, utilities in exchange for taking care of me and a pet cat c:. I want to have some similar interests with you. Im very into vidya, anime, photography, basically your typical 4chan interests. Im fairly chronically online. Working on my figure currently, trying to get back to lean and someone to help keep me accountable would be nice (I'd help you too if tracking your weight was important). I enjoy cooking and daily walks, Im not morbid or anything lmao. LF my spanish / brown bb girl kekw. I would prefer you were within 10 years of my own age, but in this day and age who can afford to be picky ><

Deal Breakers: Hard drug use, mental illness that prevents you from going outside

Contact:
Animevibedude@protonmail.com
discord: animevibedude

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>ASL
19/F/WA

trying to get out of a bad city and living situation but too late to not pay this months' upcoming rent. i desperately want to get a cosmetic surgery but cant afford it. i want to live in an exciting city or anywhere if u travel n go places frequently. seeking someone who can help me out in any way whether irl or online

>likes
being outside, meeting new people and having fun, also movies anime music etc
>dislikes
being a neet and being broke

>>35096161
i forgot to add my @, im retarded. my x is bananaflowerr1

>>35096173
nobody uses twitter other than bots and bigots. which one are you?

>>35096386
asking a 19 year old girl trying to pimp herself out online if she's a bigot. LMFAO get a fucking grip my guy

>>35096430
the point is nobody is going to add someone from here on twitter, and if they are they're not serious about actually helping/hosting someone and outing their entire post history on a public site. its the same as me saying "hey add me on linkedin". basically spam.
> most likely its someone revenge posting someone's twitter.

>>35096173
>bunch of CNC reposts
Hey girl, how about you come over to my place and we'll drink until you pass out?

>ASL

29/f/southern usa

>About me

was a neet in my early 20s due to mental health issues, had a job for a few years up until recently that i did remotely

looking for someone to live with or maybe even have a relationship with. i consider myself to be reasonably intelligent. i'm about 5'7" and pretty fat right now (200~ish) but have been actively trying to change that

my hobbies are playing games, learning the guitar, and tech, and i have been learning about homesteading and would like to get more into it. i am into anime and manga and a lot of other stereotypically nerdy hobbies. if you are good at programming or cybersecurity i would also love to learn a bit from you!!

i'm quite shy and introverted but i think i can be a decent conversationalist if we connect

>Contact

leave yours, thanks

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>>35097619

My post is here: >>35095845
I wouldnt mind talking with ya :D

>asl
26,m,greece
>About me
Neet i stopped working due to my mental illness i am suicidal and i want someone which will adopt me ,give me drugs i will entertain you i am quite a jester maybe you can help me kms eventually and post it online.If you are a crazy greek please adopt me i am the best goyim jester you will ever see
>Contact
goooyzo

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>>34956419
>Status
NEET (Trying to not be, but I got hella depression/anxiety/issues). I can pay for some of my own stuff.

>Age, gender, sexuality
31 / mtf (several years HRT, I think I pass and get hit on anytime I leave the house in a cute outfit) / bi/pan

>Location + Willing to Relocate
Boston (USA), absolutely. My lease is up Sep. 1st.

>Looking for
I'm kind of failing at life right now and need somewhere to stay and ideally someone to help me like... Not be useless and learn to function again? Or maybe we really hit it off and it's happily ever after or something IDK. As of yesterday I'm single tho.

>What I offer
I can help cook/clean but highkey I'm hella depressed and have a lot of anxiety so I'm not going to pretend like it's world class service. I can provide cuddles, we can hold hands, I can bring a movie server with me and put any show/movie/anime you want on it but it has basically infinite content as-is and I always keep it updated. I'm basically a manic pixie dreamgirl and have a thousand stories and have been told more times than I can count I'm the coolest or most interesting person people have ever met and I can absolutely take you on crazy adventures if you can pay for it (or less crazy but fun/interesting stuff locally for free every so often.)

>Hobbies
Computers (PC gaming, programming, linux, a little of everything), media (biiig into movies, manga, comics, books, etc.), traveling/adventuring (I've been to around 20 countries so far and have stories you wouldn't believe), starting entrepreneurial ideas and giving up on them too soon, going for long walks at night, emo/goth music/fashion/everything (everything I own is black)

>Discord
emo_gf

>>35096161
>i desperately want to get a cosmetic surgery
hard pass. you can never be satisfied.

>>35097619
Hey there, if you're still around I'd love to talk with you. I'm @ remaquajos on discord, hope to hear from you soon.

>>35097619
blindinglight_13

>>35101761
waow

>Status:
Provider
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
Late 30's, British Male, Straight
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Southwestern UK, and no

>What I offer

Rent, food, bills, and essentials taken care of.
Your own room if you need it.
Support in finding education or employment if that's what you're looking for.
Money put into a savings account in your name each month.
Company and emotional support.

Alternatively, I'm able to put someone up for the short term in emergencies.

>What I expect from you

At a minimum, to take care of the household chores.
Ideally I am seeking, and open to, a long term BDSM relationship, but we can negociate between these extremes depending on your needs, background and experiences.

> Not looking for,
Non-Biological women
Long distance
Anyone who dislikes animals

I also don't drink or do drugs - It's fine if you have a history with them, as long as you accept by moving in, you will ultimately have to give it up.

>Contact ~
>untoldpossibilities_76400 (Discord)
>UntoldPossibilities@proton.me (Email)

>>35096386
bigot

>>35097619
severely limiting your options

>>35105643
nigga sybau any girl who posts her tag gets hundred of sub-brick level goblins showing their cocks as the first message.

>status
neet
>asl
20 / f / usa (dc)
>looking for
anyone who can help me get away from my mom. ideally, i’d like to find someone i can move in with, but i appreciate any help, even if it’s just advice.
>not looking for
i don’t know… scary axe murderers.
>about me
black girl. i think i am cute but don’t get your hopes too high. i’m skinny and tall! i have curly hair (sometimes…)
my main hobby is drawing. besides that, i like singing, listening to music, and writing/journaling. im shy and awkward. i don’t go out often (not by choice). if i could, i would like to do fun things like going to concerts and movies :)
>contact
anongirl63@proton.me
sorry… i do have a discord, but i don’t want to advertise it here. ill give it to you if you email.

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>ASL
Early 30s/M/northeast USA

>About

(Provider)

I have a rewarding career in a field I genuinely enjoy. I enjoy spending time outdoors, particularly on the water, as well as reading, writing, cooking, and travel. Physically I am white, 6', with broad shoulders and short dark hair.

>Looking for

A NEET girl who is serious about a committed, long-term relationship. I am open to LDRs but only within the US, and only if there is interest in eventually living together. I don't have a particular "type"; as long as take reasonably good care of yourself I'm sure I'll like you.

>Not looking for

Dudes, poor/dry/inconsistent communication, short term/FWB arrangements, gooners.

>anything else

Consistent communication is extremely important for me. If you respond with one-word answers, ghost people routinely, or let messages sit for days/weeks at a time without responding, we probably will not be a good match.

I will be moving soon; as such, I am unable to adopt immediately but should be ready within a few months. I am more than happy to visit during that time, if possible.

Due to poor past experiences, I will not buy expensive items or cover running expenses until we have an established relationship and a firm timeline for moving in together.

>Contact

Discord: f.r.e.g.

>>35097619
This could work out based on your fat distribution. 36, in LA.

Discord: Greywater

Dog loving puppy girl looking for extreme owner.
Into: anal, Ws, choking, forced body mod, intense humiliation, degradation.
Very few limits, looking to be really pushed and broken.
Kik: emym0ore

>>35097619
I'm also in the southern usa, discord is jole999

Provider or Semi Provider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality :
Male, Caucasian, 35, superstraight

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
France, in a small town close to Luxembourg
Can relocate if the corpo I work for is in your area

>What you are looking for :
Balance is key. It depends on your needs, contributions and specs.
If you want to keep full NEET lifestyle, upgrade it or looking for a kind of rehab, let's talk, I'm open minded.

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
I'm used to have many kind of roommates for almost all my life, as friends, GF, FwB, NEET or not. I like this way of life but not actively looking for it.
Currently solo in a rent with a small free room and actively looking to buy a house to restore (builder welcome).
I like sharing conversations and activities but it's not mandatory. Having an antisocial non communicative NEET is not a problem if it's the agreement.
I'm a kind of versatile and adaptive human, calm and organized as long as living term and conditions are clear and respected.
I like games in any shape (board games, videogames), literature (from Berserk to V for Vendetta), science, Belgium craft beers and more :)

>Contact
discord mohrne

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>Status
Provider

>ASL
30 / M / Varies

>Willing to Relocate
No

>About / Looking For
Soon to be military chud looking for my dependa. You: cis female, any race, autistic as fuck (not bpd). Me: cis male, white, 5'10, autismo. My term is 6 years and I'll likely be away a lot so someone comfortable left to their own devices is preferable but not going to fuck me while I'm away. Long term, this career field has an insane payout as a contractor afterwards and will enable us to go wherever we want and live very comfortably.

I'm incredibly open to most things sexually, I'm very kinky, just be open about what you like and want. Communication is make or break. I'll support you in whatever it is you decide to do in your personal life as long you give it your all and are serious about it. School, work, hobbies, etc. If you want to stay at home at least be willing to clean, cook, and keep yourself healthy, I don't care what you do for the rest of the day. I like anime, sometimes video games though currently no pc (getting one shipped soon), and fishing/hunting though I haven't been able to do it in awhile. I want to love someone who won't shit on me for my career choice and what it entails. I imagine a nice life in a quiet place running a fish store or some sort of pet store when I'm old with you working with me. Our little shop in a quiet little town with a comfy house on the coast somewhere with chickens, goats, a dog and some cats.

Disc: mildog0336

>>35105652
nigger