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>ASL

29 / M / NYC

>About me

I was born in Russia, immigrated to NYC with my family when I was 6.

I work as a programmer, remotely from home.
I also have my own small company that I started 4 years ago, making video games

So I do okay financially. But I live a pretty frugal lifestyle. I'm
introverted so I mostly just stay at home, watch Youtube or play
games. Walk my dog.
Sometimes I like to travel, bounce around different countries,
spending a few weeks or a few months in each.

Recently I visited Dubai, India, and Vietnam.

I have mostly traditional values, and believe in romance.

I like science, history, animals, entrepreneurship, youtube, true
crime, tik tok.

disc: thecreatortcg

27 M uk (Scotland)

Seeking sissy femboy or trans gamer for genuine and meaningful connection perfectly fine with ldr.

About me: im 27 im 6ft4 short to medium dark hair. My main hobby is video games pc( overwatch, league of legends, valorant, runescape, rocket league and more im forgetting) i also enjoy walks in the country side and looking at animals you see in the way. Other thi is is i enjoy good old english pool and I lift weights semi regularly. If I have left anything out that youd want to know please ask in dms.

Prefrences: mtf and femboys are welcome. Im looking for a gamer too and I hope we have games in common or.im not sure what we would do together. As far as looks go its not a priority but it obviously does matter as well.

Conclusion: let's chat and see how things go hopefully play some.games and get to know eeachother. Im only wanting people that are serious about having a real connection.

Please feel free to send your looking for post to me or write a introduction thank you

Discord Meowinging

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>asl
38/m/est
>hentai
cute dicks, small breasts, lolicon, moe, oral, glasses, oneshota, sisters, tomboys, traps, brown girls, futanari
>animu
bocchi the rock, yuru camp, k-on, dragon maid, nichijou, aria, shirobako, girls' last tour, machikado mazoku, hidamari sketch, ruri rocks
>vidya
pokemon, skullgirls, katawa shoujo, final fantasy tactics advance, disgaea, twinkle star sprites, magical pop'n, cotton, umihara kawase, arcana heart, rosenkreuzstilette
>looking for
any gender
mutual nudes
sharing hentai
romantic friends
>not looking for
just goon
zero nudes
face reveal
voice calls
>discord
out.sub

>Status:
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
Late 30's, British Male, Straight

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Southwestern UK, and no

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)

Open to considering maid arrangements, but primarily seeking long term BDSM style engagements, with those either looking to be trained, or with some degree of prior experience, open to discussing alternatives depending on the individual. Being autistic is a plus.

Also happy to put someone up for a week or a few nights if you just need to get away.

Being an animal lover is required, we won't get along if you're allergic to the cat.

Contact ~
untoldpossibilities_76400 (Discord)
UntoldPossibilities@proton.me (Email)

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>ASL
41/M/US
>bio
Midwestern home owner, tech for work and play. White, fit, glasses, look youthful and take care of myself.
>bidya
RPGs, logic, rhythm games with crazy controllers, gf-core narrative/co-op games when I have a gf, Civ, unc slop (platformers/bullet hell/boomshoots)
>media
Dark/strange indie/horror; Mandy, Being John Malkovich, The Substance, The Greasy Strangler, anything 'lynchian.' EDM/IDM, shoegaze, industrial, grunge, triphop. Lolcow content like MATI and Kino Casino. Get in the mood for pseud' now and then and will read through a Dosto book or something out there like House of Leaves
>looking for
Petite; I want to buy you cute private-time clothes and carry you up the stairs. Able and willing to meet. Breeding kink, but I've had a vasectomy -- don't actually want kids, prefer my gf/wife to be the daughter figure. 18-29yo preferred but flexible on older, just be in shape. Someone to watch movies, play through cheesy indie games, listen to music on my fancy home theater setup, and take walks with. NEETS: Allowance debatable if you're living here, bills/groceries would be taken care of at the least. Be a better cook than me, please.
>not looking for
Whores, troons, underage b&s. Not giving you anything until we've met.
>discord
arcanine_unc

>ASL

30s/M/TX

>looking for

NEET to adopt, mainly for companionship and potentially as a partner if things develop in that direction. You will have a comfortable space to live and I will do my best to accommodate/fund your hobbies as well. Not looking for a maid per se but general tidiness and cleanliness would be appreciated. I am in the process of moving, and will probably not be ready for someone to move in until later this summer; however, that gives us plenty of time to get to know each other beforehand.

>not looking for

Dudes, emotionally immature people, poor communicators, polyamory, or short-term arrangements. If you are acutely mentally ill I will require proof that you are seeking treatment for it.

>about me

I work at a management level at my current company and make decent money. Physically I am white, 6', and fairly fit, with short dark hair. I currently have no pets but am open to them, love cats.

>interests

Hiking, camping, boating, writing, reading, anything to do with history, gaming (a bit), and travel.

>contact information

Reach out at poet14617@gmail.com - if we hit it off there we can exchange more information.

Status:
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender
Mid 20s, Male,

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Southwest US, willing to pay for relocation with me but will require verification.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)

Neet or maid arrangements, since i primarily need someone to keep house clean because i travel for work but willing to make someone a housewife depending on if we mesh, you will get an allowance.

>not looking for
Since im looking for someons to keep the place clean no one lazy

>about me
Work an unusual schedule and have to be away from home a couple days to a week at a time with lots of free time, into the outdoors, video games and learning new hobbies or skills mostly diy.

>Intrests
Currently big into post punk and hard techno so plan on going to a couple shows, gym, cooking, metalwork, graphic design.

>Contact:

Discord: Desertshrew

>>34956419
I'm a loser desperate for a crumb of affection and would happily provide indefinite food, shelter, utilities and drugs to a crazy homeless woman in exchange for companionship. Is this thread for me or do we just pretend to be philanthropists here who care about sexuality for some reason?

27 M uk (Scotland)

Looking for sissy's femboys or trans

Must have games on common
Seeking genuine and meaningful connection perfectly fine with ldr.

About me: im 27 white im 6ft4 short to medium dark hair. My main hobby is video games pc( overwatch, league of legends, valorant, runescape, rocket league and more im forgetting i have pc game pass too) i also enjoy walks in the country side and looking at animals you see in the way. Other thi is is i enjoy good old english pool and I lift weights semi regularly. If I have left anything out that youd want to know please ask in dms.

Prefrences: mtf and femboys are welcome. Im looking for a gamer too and I hope we have games in common or.im not sure what we would do together. As far as looks go its not a priority but it obviously does matter as well.

Conclusion: let's chat and see how things go hopefully play some.games and get to know eeachother. Im only wanting people that are serious about having a real connection.
Please feel free to send your looking for post to me or write a introduction thank you

Discord meowinging

>>34960382
you seem like you have poor decision making, how old are you? location?

>>34962814
No poorer than any of the men here looking for the same thing.
36 Belgium.

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where all the white women at

>>34956419
>a server for offering or finding housing between neets and providers, not a dating server
Nigger everyone is here for dating the question is how honest they are about it.

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>Status:
Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
39/M/Straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate:
Northeastern Florida, not willing to relocate.
>About Yourself:
White, 6'2", green eyes, brown hair and beard with grey starting to creep in. I'm 6'2" and weigh 248 pounds, not a landwhale and still losing weight. Work in financial technology. I have been married and divorced before, willing to answer any and all questions about that situation in DMs.
>Interests:
Typical 4chan interests; Anime (figure collector), vidya, tabletop. 80s/90s TV Sci-Fi (currently watching Deep Space Nine), old movies (especially Hitchcock), I mostly play MMOs and survival games (7 Days to Die, Conan Exiles, and boomer MMOs being my flavor of autism) and I DM D&D. I also tinker with a lot of /g/-related stuff and have a homelab, also have a fairly large retro vidya collection (focusing on consoles).
>What you are looking for:
No BPDemons or RadFem leftists.
A biological woman that shares at least some of my interests, wants to start a family, and likes the thought of growing old together. Someone that likes the idea of couple cosplays at anime conventions or spontaneous theme park trips for a weekend. My ideal is marriage, children, and having my wife at least partially staying at home to raise them. Someone that tries to take good care of themselves, and that is enjoys making a house feel like a home.
>Contact
Discord: oreganolobster
Email: soctemporarius@proton.me

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>A/S/L
31 M Germanistan
>Status
Retired (Unable to work due to not conforming to the wageslave system)
I though 'work' for spreading awareness, understanding and higher consciousness
>What are you looking for
Compatible people that share my mindset without delusions. Ideally someone local to meet and interact with, although when it comes to intimate things I'm definitely
not into hairy, beards, masculines and chubbies. I'm an androgynous male that some mistake for a women or fetishize. I don't like gender roles but I submit to this
avataras biological destiny to some extend. I seek for the advanced knowledge and those that seek it too. Those that dare the transgression and are not afraid.

For physical meetups I might have a garden area that requires a lot of effort as no one helps me and my ex relationship left me with immense fiancial burden I have
been working in no-money style for years and adapted very well to it. The garden is making progress but a mere blueprint for my future, one without (human) neighbors
is certain. You can become part of this process and we see where it will lead. Just do not force interaction if you do not geuininely resonate with my wording and
seek for a superficial relation or someone to exploit.

We might play video games excessively together or if you are into gardening you could help me in my projects to gain experience on your own. Someone for no-money camping
and illegal freedom would also be nice as that is one of the things I intend to do in the future. We could spend a lot of time in the forest together, maybe get high,
do duties, hunt for mushrooms, look out for cute spiders and possibly other things.

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>>34970189
>More about you
I'm 170 cm 66 KG (wanting to get to 55 again), long haired, very pale as I'm nocturnal, permanent NEET with infinite time but their own place in some magical forest hills
in western Europe. Don't bother for anything physical if you are not local or do not possess a valid identity to be here. I have been through all of that already. My
lifestyle is adaption to extreme poverty, if you are into money and worship the system its definitely not for you. I cannot be bought, but I'm attracted to those that
disobey and resist like I do. Interest in plants, nature and psychedelics would be ideal, as these are the main parts of my existance beside my computer systems. I have
a genuine F84.5 diagnosis that also allows me to become pensioned in such early age. I see it as a blessing not as a disability, as it allows me to see things more clearly,
but that is for you to judge yourself.
>Contact
endzeitromantik @ emailn . eu

>>34960382
You'd fit in well, but all the crazy homeless women have dicks.

>>34968811
Best I can do is a tranny mutt.

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Bringing my post from the other thread to this one.

>Status
Provider

>A/S/L
late 30's Male, Straight white dude, Texas

>What are you looking for
Bio f only, live in maid, fwb, gf
Someone to take an edible with and watch streams on the couch

>More about you
Just a lonely dude. pretty normy outside of lurking 4chan. I enjoy gaming on pc (especially co op) and anime in my spare time and a few beers on the weekend. Pretty much a homebody outside of going to a con or visiting frens. I'm getting into learning photography (I really enjoy sharing nature / scenery pictures I've taken). I have brown hair, teal eyes, and am bit overweight but have home gym equipment and I'm working on building a little muscle and walking when the weather is good. I enjoy cooking and my kitchen is pretty nicely equipped, estate sales have helped me upgrade my kitchen and remove plastic stuff c:. I've got a work from home job and too much time on my hands id rather spend with someone special. I can travel within reason to help relocate you

I've had success from these threads before and I'm hoping lighting strikes twice

>Deal Breakers
Hard drug use, unable to function in society levels of mental illness

>Contact
Disc: vidyaandfinedining_43075
Proton mail: vidyaandfinedining@protonmail.com

>status
NEET
>gender, age, sexuality
MtF, 19, Lesbian
>location
New York
>looking for
Anything works as long as its safe and cozy, I'd prefer for it to be close to NY though.
>about yourself
I dropped out at 16, quit my part-time job at 17. Ever since I just chill at home on the computer and usually will play some games or watch anime. I love binding of isaac, and I love little rpg maker games like the witch's house. I'm a little frail so be gentle with me.
>contact
disc: silencewithi_n

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20s | M? Sort of | EU Neet

Pretty introverted and just looking for someone to talk to. We don’t necessarily have to share a lot about our personal lives at first if you don’t want to and we can just talk about whatever it is we wanna get off our chest. Please don’t add me if you have a lot of people to talk to, mainly because I’d like someone that I can have mostly to myself. I want to have at least one person that I know will be there to talk to. I’m mentally ill but I try not to talk about it much or make it my personality so don’t worry about having to talk about it. I’m sort of feminine looking just in case that’s something you feel repelled by. Tell me your favorite color if you read any of this and also what is it you’re looking for.

Discord:
oq9e

>>34963143
you gonna post your contact or nah?

>status: Provider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality: M, 32, Male

>General location: Georgia, USA. I will be relocating: read below.

>looking for: Currently in a bootcamp program that requires me to be away from home for 4-5 months starting October of this year. I have 2 dogs. Rather than pay a sitter, I'm willing to let someone live in my household, but they must take care of my dogs. If after 5 months, I decide to stay in Georgia, we can discuss rent situation. If I decide to leave, I'll allow you to take over the master and pretty much be a property manager if the house is in good condition when I arrive back.

If interested, drop a protonmail or discord and I'll add you.

>>34974830
are you cute? do you pass?

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>Status: (Please pick one)
Semi-provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
38/m/California/Cis/ straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
maybe
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Looking for a nice neet girl to turn into a tradwife or someone who wants to be a pretty little wife. Someone who has nothing but time to be with me, talk to me while im at work and eventually live with me. Terminally online 4chan human is ideal
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Right now i have a pretty busy schedule and usually awake / home at weird times. Ideally you're ok with this and will be able to accommodate. Im a big a chubby guy so dont expect a chad lol. I don't rush into things initially unless i feel like there is a connection so dont expect much at first. I do like to yap so please be able to keep up and contribute. Smart girls are hot
>contact
discord: mcboots

>>34975869
sideprojects on Discord

>>34976674
I'm interested :0
Disc is frootywooty

>>34957184

Slightly different format;

>Status:
Provider
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
Late 30's, British Male, Straight
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Southwestern UK, and no

>What I offer

Rent, food, bills, and essentials taken care of.
Your own room if you need it.
Support in finding education or employment if that's what you're looking for.
Money put into a savings account in your name each month.
Company and emotional support.

Alternatively, I'm able to put someone up for the short term in emergencies.

>What I expect from you

At a minimum, to take care of the household chores.
Ideally I am seeking, and open to, a long term BDSM relationship, but we can negociate between these extremes depending on your needs, background and experiences.

> Not looking for,
Non-Biological women
Long distance
Anyone who dislikes animals

I also don't drink or do drugs - It's fine if you have a history with them, as long as you accept by moving in, you will ultimately have to give it up.

>Contact ~
>untoldpossibilities_76400 (Discord)
>UntoldPossibilities@proton.me (Email)

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>status
Provider
>a/s/l
30/M/SE US
>sexuality
Straight, generally.
>Looking for
A female live-in maid situation that maybe can grow into something more. I'm starting to crawl out of a self-imposed period of mourning following a divorce. I'm looking for someone to help me put things back in order domestically so I can get my children back. I own my own home and am decently wealthy. Will also probably get back into the workforce soon.
>contact
Discord: not_a_scalie

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Bringing my post from the other thread to this one.

>Status
Provider

>A/S/L
late 30's Male, Straight white dude, Texas

>What are you looking for
Bio f only, live in maid, fwb, gf
Someone to take an edible with and watch streams on the couch

>More about you
Just a lonely dude. pretty normy outside of lurking 4chan. I enjoy gaming on pc (especially co op) and anime in my spare time and a few beers on the weekend. Pretty much a homebody outside of going to a con or visiting frens. I'm getting into learning photography (I really enjoy sharing nature / scenery pictures I've taken). I have brown hair, teal eyes, and am bit overweight but have home gym equipment and I'm working on building a little muscle and walking when the weather is good. I enjoy cooking and my kitchen is pretty nicely equipped, estate sales have helped me upgrade my kitchen and remove plastic stuff c:. I've got a work from home job and too much time on my hands id rather spend with someone special. I can travel within reason to help relocate you

I've had success from these threads before and I'm hoping lighting strikes twice

>Deal Breakers
Hard drug use, unable to function in society levels of mental illness

>Contact
Disc: vidyaandfinedining_43075
Proton mail: vidyaandfinedining@protonmail.com

>Status:
Provider

>A/S/L
31/m/Toronto, Canada

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Looking for a girl that's dominant or can be dominant as I'm looking to explore my sub side. I'm open to age and also open to providing based on the dynamic. I'm looking for irl if there's a provider piece to it. I have my own place and do pretty well.

I'm pretty chill in general though and down to chat normally to see if we mesh.

disc: airest__

Provider

44/M/Chicago area

Looking for F for live-in-maid and fwb when you're ready. It doesn't have to be immediate, committed, or long-term, but I won't live with and support someone in a strictly platonic situation.

I'm a retired homeowner so expect me to be at the house quite a bit. I like gaming, hiking, going to the gym, reading, writing, learning, cooking, watching anime, shows, movies, going to the beach, swimming, soaking in my hot tub, going to concerts, and going out to the bar for pool, darts, & dancing! Think golden retriever energy, I'm playful and sweet. I have that calming presence and an inner beast mode for when things get wild!

I'm open minded and adaptable so come as you are and we can talk about adoption compatibility. I'm happy to share pics and prefer we move to voice/video chat sooner than later.

disc: dukestarjumper

>>34976674
>>34976674

I'm the oen who made this post. My discord is: sweetboobyrays_28585

I should be upfront. You need to be able to drive.

>>34988266
lol
you really think any NEET here knows how to drive?

30 M Midwest USA

Provider

Had to divorce my wife earlier this year. I miss providing and taking care of someone. Looking for someone loyal to be happy to see me when I get home, don't need much more than that.

Own a nice home, love travelling, cooking, and staying in to watch TV or game together in between! Hmu if you're sweet and want someone to take care of you and shower you with affection every day.

Disc: goobldoo

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>>34956419
>ASL
25/mtf/CA Los Angeles
>looking for
a job or something to do this summer. career guidance. im not really looking to relocate, be housed by someone, or be in a relationship.
>about me
i was trapped in neetdom for a few years after graduating and went back to school to try and cure it. ive still never had a job and i havent been able to get work for this summer so far.
im in an ME major, i can draw, i can program. ive been transitioned for 6 years.
i mostly just thought it would be interesting to ask here.
>discord
pareidolia.daughter

>>34956419
>are you a neet or provider?
Provider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality: ?
M/29/Closeted Bisexual

>General location: state, country?
Florida East Coast, looking to be in Missouri within 5 years.

>looking for: specify housing type offered or desired!
Looking for a non-trans neet. I have a spare room or we can share my queen matress, I don't care which.

>anything else you wanna add: about yourself or likes/dislikes
I work from home and don't eant to go crazy sitting in the silence. I got perma banned from discord and my remaining online friends work different hours than me. VRChat isn't cutting it, I need to be around a person or people.

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>>34984860
Shameless bump.

>>34956419
>asl
29/M/Belgium (EU)
>about me
6'4" (193cm) decent looking Belg with his own business. Pretty well read (history autist), can actually handle deep talks and late night confessions/trauma dumps without getting weirded out. Good with autists, caring when it clicks, love long voice calls. Hypersexual as fuck and have solid experience with genderbending/feminization stuff.
>looking for
Young (18-24/25) slim girls, passing trans girls or cute femboys/twinks. Super into slim + femme types. Open to everything from chill yapping and helping you vent/confess shit, to straight up degenerate horny sessions. VC preferred if we vibe. weird kinks are allowed if you feel no one else will take them. I have an airbnb, i can provide shelter if needed.
>not looking for
Masc/hairy types, landwhales, drama llamas or people who just say "hi" and disappear.
>discord:
Maxilosaurus

I am useless pathetic sissy that is good for nothing and have no ambitions in life, only small pathetic pp and stature of a woman. I am in my 20's pls adopt me and save me from cruel adult responsibilities which I am not able to handle

disc: randomid667

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status: neet not by choice, worked before
Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality: f, 28, asexual
General location: southern Canada
looking for: has to be in a safe neighborhood
anything else you wanna add:
Not larping, satanists are trying to use and kill me and they have people in police so I can't report it to police. Get me out of this God forsaken country. If you try to fuck me I will torture and kill you. I know all you Satanists are cowardly bitches and you know I will fight back.

>>34998531
contact ?

>>34998696
What's your contact and info?

>>34998720
swagyoloselfie4

>>34998531
>General location: southern Canada
That's 99% of Canada, by population.
Can you be more specific?

>>34990505
Still looking for my neet princess

>>34998531
We know where you live.

You will regret this

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>ASL
20/m/eu (neet)

>about me
Gay white skelly twink, 178 cm tall. Im a shy and soft person, Im also introverted, I like games and anime. I cant cook but I will gladly do all the chores if needed.

>looking for
A strong masc dom guy to adopt and own me and put me on hormones and help me be more feminine

>contact
discord : aethr78

>Status:
Provider
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
Late 30's, British Male, Straight
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Southwestern UK, and no

>What I offer

Rent, food, bills, and essentials taken care of.
Your own room if you need it.
Support in finding education or employment if that's what you're looking for.
Money put into a savings account in your name each month.
Company and emotional support.

Alternatively, I'm able to put someone up for the short term in emergencies.

>What I expect from you

At a minimum, to take care of the household chores.
Ideally I am seeking, and open to, a long term BDSM relationship, but we can negociate between these extremes depending on your needs, background and experiences.

> Not looking for,
Non-Biological women
Long distance
Anyone who dislikes animals

I also don't drink or do drugs - It's fine if you have a history with them, as long as you accept by moving in, you will ultimately have to give it up.

>Contact ~
>untoldpossibilities_76400 (Discord)
>UntoldPossibilities@proton.me (Email)

>>35001777
Yeah this one is full of shit. Just wants someone to pay her rent for the next few months and then that's enough for her to "move in"
lol she wants a free pass on her shit hole situation she got herself into

28 M european looking for any girlfailure to move in with me right now and be my housemaidwife
it's just that simple
i'm okay looking. white guy, tall.
terms and conditions can be discussed
discord gigasiever

>>35003545
That's pretty much all of the women on these threads

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>status
neet
>asl
19, female, northeast usa(willing to relocate)
>looking for
someone kind to take me in. my parents are both unmedicated schizophrenics please save me. i can be a live-in maid or we can have a goal of marriage. but im not pretty, sorry. no fwb id rather shoot myself.
>about me
5'7", thin, white.
i play video games all day and i like to draw sometimes. i like stereotypical loser otaku stuff like dating sims, collecting anime figures, and vtubers.
>contact
disc: kyuwz

>>35007247
Will your schizophrenic parents show up at my door

>>34990490
Pretty much every American adult knows how to drive, and most of the people on this board are American

>>35007247
>parents are both unmedicated schizophrenics
but are you a schizophrenic?

>Status:
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
age 25, male, straight maybe into female looking boys

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
tri state area
>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)

Open to considering maid arrangements, but primarily seeking long term wife or friend type thing, just cook me some good meals day to day and keep house stable while i work 10 hours a day. sex would be good if not met im fine i guess. just need someone to talk to.
got a small starter home in a quiet town usually.

Contact ~
discord captainice

I've got several years worth of depression cruft forming slushy glaciers of mostly garbage in various parts of my abode.

It probably wouldn't actually take that long to break down, bag up, and take to the dumpsters and recycling, but, y'know, the depression. It also means I am never going to invite anyone over to hang out, which just sorta reinforces the depression. And since I'm not going to have anyone else look at it, why bother fixing it. It doesn't bother me, after all (again, probably due to the depression).

I'm in the Northeast.
If you're within a few hundred miles of NYC I can have you picked up by car some weekend, or make arrangements to fly you in you're farther away.

You can sleep on the floor. You can sleep on a couch after you clear space. There's a television in front of the couch if you want to watch it; I assume it still works. Power, internet, water, food, etc.

I doubt I'll care whether you stay or go after you're done tidying up. Don't complicate my life. It would be fine if we never actually speak face-to-face despite living together for some indefinite amount of time.

If this sounds like a dream scenario to you or if you have any questions, let me know in the replies.

>>35007618
>no age
>no sex
This is why you will stay a fucking loser, because you are utterly lazy.

>>35007520
Statistically speaking, yes lol

>>35007247
This is a scammer, do not engage

>>35007266
you obviously haven't interacted with as many NEETs as i have

>>35010183
Yeah she's a scammer. ended up unadding me after a while of talking and didn't want to give her money
dumb bitch

>>35003545
I'll be assuming you are mehnamen, sorry for not being interested in someone whose only interests are his ex-wife and his business trips. At least you could talk to me face to face, you know? Lol.
XoXo, Rose :)

>status
neet
>ASL
18, bio female, white, not a landwhale, Texas
>looking for
Someone who will adopt me as soon as possible, this is a plan b but I need someone on may 18th, maybe 19th. Preferably someone white :3
I'm ugly and stupid, but I'll be your maid and try to be good for you!
>likes: you, possibly :3
Baking I would love to bake for you anon ^-^
Reading, for now mainly classic books I'm still reading the 'essentials' or at least ones I find interesting, most older books attract me though, but I haven't really read enough to garner my own taste really. Also interested in E Michael Jones books, haven't read any of his yet.
also cartoons, rain, animals, mold me to your desire or something .-.
>contact
I have no socials really at the moment I may get a discord account after may 18th but for not I hope email will suffice? will post my protonmail if someone's wants.

Best luck for you anons! even in the midst of despair their will always be a shining hope in the clouds.

>>35010660
somethrowaway40@proton.me

>>35007618
Drop your discord bro.

>>35010660
>will post my protonmail if someone's wants.
Yes, please.

Providers
>I'm a total loser with barely any income. Looking for someone barely out of high school to be a cock sleeve for me. I do not see you ad anything more than an object.

Lookers
>I'm a total loser with no income. I want someone to wait on me hand and foot while I provide nothing.

Seriously, has anyone actually met up with someone? These threads just seem like a giant war between two sides that don't want to give in to anything.

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> status
Provider/semi-provider. Not currently, but I will be one by the end of next year, and I'd like to become friends with my NEET first rather than letting someone random into my house
> Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Above the age of 18. Not saying gender/sexuality because I want to live with someone I am genuinely compatible with and not someone looking for sex or dating
> location
When I am able to provide I will be located in Northern Europe and will not relocate
> looking for
Anything but something romantic/sexual. Perhaps someone who's good at finding things on the internet? It's a pain in my ass to find sources for my work. I will probably have an apartment at first but definitely a house towards the end. Probably a decently big one, my family is rich
> not looking for
Someone annoying, someone useless (i don't expect you to be a put-together ceo, but dear god please try and improve yourself somehow), folks who don't know how to hold a conversation without making it about themselves
> extra
It's highly unlikely that any arrangement will be permanent. I'll also just be providing a place to stay and friendship. I won't be covering all of your expenses, so don't expect that. I won't "ghost" people for no reason, it's usually because you're very unusual and not in a good way
> contact
captain1018@protonmail.com, if you pass the vetting process i'll give you a real social

>>35011621
End of next YEAR? 2027? Bro, don't count your chickens before they hatch lol.

>>35011617
>Seriously, has anyone actually met up with someone?
Yes.
Usually the not-losers are a bit more reserved and circumspect since this is something they actually intend to do and have a more cautious and realistic approach.

Also, the threads, while a necessary evil, tend to be heavy with people banned from the server for exactly the sorts of reasons you would expect.

>>35011566
wormigummii

>>35011632
Patience is a virtue. Immediately moving in with a stranger will likely end up in abuse and not the fun kind

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>>34986993
>>35010660

My post is in the thread, if you feel like emailing hit me up, ive listed it in the post

>>35011617
i mean, those of us who have more to offer are usually a bit more low key about it
t make ~200k a year and will hopefully have my no-sex-required maid moving in soon

35/m/USA SE
Trying this thread since other threads haven't seemed to work well. Need a young biofem girlfailure in my life. If you have talents that can help me, like say video editing, cooking, gardening, cleaning, gaming, that'd be great. More hands on deck kind of needed. Too many things to do each day, not enough time.

You would be well taken care of, have a good time each day, but we would not be going on cruises or any ultra-rich bullshit like that.

Sesh:
05f4aad714ecf5fa85343ea889c2ef5773
10287b180c27388104309abd9f3c7456

You can also reply with a Discord if you like.

Dog loving puppy girl looking for extreme owner.

Into: anal, Ws, choking, forced body mod, intense humiliation, degradation.
Very few limits, looking to be really pushed and broken.
Kik: emym0ore

>Status
Provider. I own a house that I currently share with roomates. One of them is moving out soon so I'll have space. I feelance as a web designer and local pc repair guy.
>ASL
35/m/New England (US)
>Looking for
Biofem. I'm just gonna be honest I want to meet someone whos interested in a relationship and a family. Obviously we would get to know each other first, and if we don't vibe go our seperate ways, but I'm hoping we vibe.
>Not looking for
Someone elses kids. One Is okay, but I want at least two of my own.
>Into
Gaming, anime, tech scifi, etc. We don't need to share everything bur we should have *something* in common
>contact
Not gonna put my discord here (or my real name) so charlesdewitt90@gmail.com

>>34956419
Here goes nothing.

>ASL
18 y.o skinny black chick from SoCal. Willing to relocate as long as it's not out of the state.

>About
Generally shy but friendly, thoughtful and sometimes eccentric. I have a thing for the arts. As of right now my only goal in life is to grow as a person.

>Looking for
I'm seeking for someone willing to fulfill a provider dynamic, I'm open to not only a maid/cook role but being more than friends. Companionship? With pleasure. Fwb? Don't know about that but if we end up together know that I'll give it to you anytime you want if you know what I mean.

Also willing to get into your hobbies and interests if it makes me appear more endearing to you.

I prefer if you're older, insecure about your physical appearance (I'm ugly and wanna make up for it), and if you have crippling loneliness.

Also if we're ever gonna have kids, do note there's insanity in my family.

gigglewater05@proton.me

>>35011682
+1'ing

i rarely post, and i'm quite reserved about personal information until i can trust someone. additionally, i've said "hey when can you show up?" to people here and they say "oh, well, idk, like 9 months but i need money now hehe". its tiresome.
> they would be more profitable selling faceless pics on OF

>>35018436
i'm interested but email is antiquated. post a discord.

>>35011682
The discord servers are even more cancer than this thread.

>>35018941
>email is antiquated
your mentality is antiquated. email is a good disposable filter to sift thru replies before moving to discord or similar.

>>35019102
this is unfortunately true

>Status:
Provider
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
Late 30's, British Male, Straight
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Southwestern UK, and no

>What I offer

Rent, food, bills, and essentials taken care of.
Your own room if you need it.
Support in finding education or employment if that's what you're looking for.
Money put into a savings account in your name each month.
Company and emotional support.

Alternatively, I'm able to put someone up for the short term in emergencies.

>What I expect from you

At a minimum, to take care of the household chores.
Ideally I am seeking, and open to, a long term BDSM relationship, but we can negociate between these extremes depending on your needs, background and experiences.

> Not looking for,
Non-Biological women
Long distance
Anyone who dislikes animals

I also don't drink or do drugs - It's fine if you have a history with them, as long as you accept by moving in, you will ultimately have to give it up.

>Contact ~
>untoldpossibilities_76400 (Discord)
>UntoldPossibilities@proton.me (Email)

>>35018941
@redcamofordawn

30s/M/Southeast US

Have room in an apartment for about 6 months, maybe longer if it plays out. Send me your info if interested

Ddd421607@gmail.com

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>>34986993
Shameless weekend bump, hope yall have a good one

>>34956419
>Status
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
33, Male, Straight with some flavor

>Location
Central Indiana

>Looking for
Honestly, the wife and I are looking for a toy. We have a 12,400 square foot 8 bed 6 bath house, a private lake, a 3 bed 2 bath guest house with it's own 2 car garage, and we're trying to find somebody who can, not exactly be a part of our relationship, but somebody we can both fuck. You'd get to live in the guest house, we'll grab whatever groceries you make on a list for us each month, give you free use of a car, whole life of $0 cost living, in exchange we'd appreciate it if we could invite you to the main house for 2-3 hours of sex once or twice a week. We'd tell others that we just rent the house to you, and you can tell others that you're a live in maid for us.

>About me
Created an app for a very niche market while married to my wife with a child on the way. We werent doing great and make $3300 a month on my income alone, and now i charge $125 per app user (again, niche industry) and have 320 shops signed on, bringing me a little over 32k a month after taxes. - We're well off. We're retired basically, we have a great son, perfect little family, we just need some extra fun in the bedroom. Wife is the one who brought this idea up, so dont think its some poor to rich fantasty. Dm me and we can chat more.

>Contact
Disc: Hosh0078

stat: neet
hello i am a female 18 just finished high school.
i live in central Florida and i am willing to relocate
i am a black and chubby for you racist fucks. i am able to get a job but i enjoy taking care of others. im a great cook, baker,cleaner. i’m incredibly respectful of your time and effort. the relationship doesn’t have to be romantic and im not expecting it to be any age and gender is welcome

>>35022241
my discord is sugar_spice1246

>>35022241
Would you be willing to move to Brazil? I'm 31 male

>>34970517
So they aren't women then.