>ASL
21 M UK

>Desired weirdness
I want to talk about weird shit in general. Semi obsessive shit. Special interests. Slightly flirty. Get drunk and send stupid shit

>Deal breakers
OF scammers

>Contact
Disc: ayden789

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>asl
38/m/est
>hentai
cute dicks, small breasts, lolicon, moe, oral, glasses, oneshota, sisters, tomboys, traps, brown girls, futanari
>animu
bocchi the rock, yuru camp, k-on, dragon maid, nichijou, aria, shirobako, girls' last tour, machikado mazoku, hidamari sketch, ruri rocks
>vidya
pokemon, skullgirls, katawa shoujo, final fantasy tactics advance, disgaea, twinkle star sprites, magical pop'n, cotton, umihara kawase, arcana heart, rosenkreuzstilette
>looking for
any gender
mutual nudes
sharing hentai
romantic friends
>not looking for
just goon
zero nudes
face reveal
voice calls
>discord
out.sub

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we got a server full of weirdos and freaks who are anything but normie. come join and hang out with us and you'll find friends for life who are a little bit quirky to say the least

https://discord.gg/QUWCuX6ASk

I'm looking for a girl to be friends with my friend (female). The contact here is mine, I'll talk to you for a bit to make sure you're not a monster and then pass your info to her and remove you. I know this is weird but I have no ulterior motives and will try to make the time we interact as short as possible.
>ASL
She's 19/F
>Desired weird friendship
She wants someone to cut with. I want to find her a friend that is nice to her and tries to form a real connection. So a nice, lonely cutter is optimal.
>Dealbreakers
Men, underaged, non-cutters, mean people, people uncomfortable with self harm / depression stuff
>Contact
throawaysoc

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once again i am on soc tryna make friends. i know i have an easier time making friends via joining voice in servers and i make fun of people who post here but for some reason i still feel the need to post my contact here.
last time i did this i got about 15 adds, about 5 of them blanked me after sending 1 or 2 messages, i blanked about 5 after sending 1 or 2 messages, and no lie a few retracted the friend request as soon as i sent it idk why. this website sucks. almost everyone who posts on soc is dry and expects others to read their mind and give them what they want (me included).

>asl
23 m uk / ukraine

>desired weird friendship
u can send me whatever the fuck, ur weird secrets, weird things u find, weird parts about u idc. i guess i am posting in here cus i am a weird, creepy guy. u can be a guy or a girl idc. im not looking for anything sexual or romantic cus i have a gf, but probably not for long, so, yeah.

>deal breakers
scammers, gay men adding me with hidden / deceptive intentions. typical normie attention seeking foids (that doesnt mean dont add me if ur a girl, just, dont add me if ur a steriotypical foid or whatever that has no personality, a billion guys messaging them, has sex all the time, and gives one word responses and blanks after a few hours). ppl who ghost, put no effort into friendships. jewish people - i have been around more than enough jewish people for a lifetime in my work and private life and i am more than fatigued by them.
if u have a history of blanking, ghosting people, dont add me. or being unreliable (saying you will do something, then not doing it), dont add me.
thank you.

>contact
brlrder
Pronouns: No Hymen / No Diamond

>>34964418
You're encouraging your friend to cut herself and trying to find someone to also encourage and participate in self harm with her. You two are just as retarded as the monsters youre trying to protect her from.

>>34964418
>hi, i am encouraging my friend to self harm, and i want to find another girl who can be encouraged by my friend to self harm
>pls dont add me if ur a bad person

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I just want a cute girl to game with that will also spontaneously send me thirst traps. Nothing romantic I just love whores they're the best.

>asl
mtf 23 west coast
audhd

>interests
pokemon, games/gamedev/game analysis, nintendo consoles/handhelds

>looking for
somebody who cares, and who will listen. i am weak, both physically and mentally degrading as i struggle to manage my disability and take care of myself with my limited energy resulting from chronic illness and neglect.

>about me
i am very passionate about things i believe in, but don't have the energy nor the means to make things happen.

i don't have much to offer, but you would be one of the only lights in my life, and i am loyal to people i have respect for.

i am extremely neurotic and have barely anyone to talk to. i do not get along with most people and prefer to put my limited energy into people i do like.

i mostly just play games and cry, i work a part time job and don't leave the house aside from that. i don't really enjoy talking about life stuff except for utilitarian reasons.

>not looking for
NO monogamous relationships, i don't want someone to control me, i don't want someone to undermine my disability and struggles, and i don't want to be the first person to put effort in. i have to be shown it's worth it.
i have limited energy, so limited that i can't take care of myself, i cannot afford to spend even more of it on people that will leave my life in less than a month.

>contact
mimikyu_77

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>>34966383
and lastly no men.

28 M USA
Looking for a female FRIEND (not going to ask me out, and also not going to have an autistic meltdown when you realize im not your fantasy) with some or multiple of these qualities
>schizoid (actual schizoid and not the retarded thing internet users think schizoid means)
>avoidant and/or depressed
>slightly boyish hobbies/interests
>spiritual/paranormal beliefs
>outdoors
>not obese (obesity is a physical and spiritual disease that's not interesting in any way)
>not a weeaboo that owns weeaboo paraphernalia and uses bright pink anime pfps (this is also a spiritual disease that is not interesting in any way)
>prefer vegetarians or vegans but not necessary
username: herbalmedicine22

>>34964418
I suppose the only people retarded enough to even entertain this bullshit already know what they're getting into, but in case it has to be said, this is 100% a predatory piece of shit

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>>34964224
>A/S/L
31 M Germanistan
>Status
Retired (Unable to work due to not conforming to the wageslave system)
I though 'work' for spreading awareness, understanding and higher consciousness
>What are you looking for
Compatible people that share my mindset without delusions. Ideally someone local to meet and interact with, although when it comes to intimate things I'm definitely
not into hairy, beards, masculines and chubbies. I'm an androgynous male that some mistake for a women or fetishize. I don't like gender roles but I submit to this
avataras biological destiny to some extend. I seek for the advanced knowledge and those that seek it too. Those that dare the transgression and are not afraid.

For physical meetups I might have a garden area that requires a lot of effort as no one helps me and my ex relationship left me with immense fiancial burden I have
been working in no-money style for years and adapted very well to it. The garden is making progress but a mere blueprint for my future, one without (human) neighbors
is certain. You can become part of this process and we see where it will lead. Just do not force interaction if you do not geuininely resonate with my wording and
seek for a superficial relation or someone to exploit.

We might play video games excessively together or if you are into gardening you could help me in my projects to gain experience on your own. Someone for no-money camping
and illegal freedom would also be nice as that is one of the things I intend to do in the future. We could spend a lot of time in the forest together, maybe get high,
do duties, hunt for mushrooms, look out for cute spiders and possibly other things.

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>>34970196
>More about you
I'm 170 cm 66 KG (wanting to get to 55 again), long haired, very pale as I'm nocturnal, permanent NEET with infinite time but their own place in some magical forest hills
in western Europe. Don't bother for anything physical if you are not local or do not possess a valid identity to be here. I have been through all of that already. My
lifestyle is adaption to extreme poverty, if you are into money and worship the system its definitely not for you. I cannot be bought, but I'm attracted to those that
disobey and resist like I do. Interest in plants, nature and psychedelics would be ideal, as these are the main parts of my existance beside my computer systems. I have
a genuine F84.5 diagnosis that also allows me to become pensioned in such early age. I see it as a blessing not as a disability, as it allows me to see things more clearly,
but that is for you to judge yourself.
>Contact
endzeitromantik @ emailn . eu

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>>34964224
>ASL
25 / male / Poland
>About yourself
minimalist guy who eats mainly meat, developing his own website and works a lot in a hospital saving money to buy a plot and build a home with my own hands
currently into HEMA, field medicine, bouldering, small arms tactics and folk singing/dancing (re-reading dune in english for thebl first time atm)
obviously into homesteading and permaculture, pythagoreans, alternative medicine, off-grid communities and literature
want to (and will) have at least three children, big log house and a nice orchard
>Looking for
cool people, comrades, euros, eternal enemies, fertile women, people who LOVE life
>Not looking for
cunts, ayliens, people who HATE LIFE
>Contact
hipiser

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25/M/USA(NE)
>>Me
Hey. I go by Brim and I am looking for the ideal friend, gooning partner, and porn mentor! A little bit about me real quick, I am 25, I work full time in the engineering world, and I am also working on my masters part time. I enjoy reading (comics ideally lol esp invincible), video games (lately warframe and some dinky roguelikes), shows and movies, computers, tech and all things nerdy. Also a huge youtube fan, primarily internet mysteries/horror (nexpo, reignbot, lemmino, nick crowley) and lolcow shit. As I said, I am looking for a genuine connection ideally with someone who is interested in the same sorta stuff and also someone who is kinda lonely too! I am primarily looking for someone older but as long as you're my age and up I am happy!
>>My NSFW Interests
JOI, SPH, any kind of size humiliation/comparison BBC, Dancing , tight Pants, Leggings, Yoga pants, , big Booty, Cuck, PMVs
>>Girls I love
Alexis Texas, Mandy Muse, Siri, Sunnyrayxoxo, Vixenp, Jada Stevens, Abella Danger, Violet Myers, Machine_Mommy, TheBlueMoonie, Lowkeydeadinside, any big booty size queen
>>You
Please as said be older than me, somewhat into the same things as me, and be hung! I have a small 4inch weewee, so looking for that perfect porn daddy with a huge cock! Please be intersted and open to feeding me pornographic images, ideally of nonnude, but open to bbc or other stuff you deem appropriate. Looking for someone interested in a *longterm* friendship, fully online (for a while at the least), and someone from the USA for primarily time zone reasons. Please reach out to me on discord with your asl, any questions for me, and a bit about yourself if you are interested!
>>Discord
lilbrim

>>34966383
weird pedo who sends shady google drive links and tells you to rate them. report them if they add you

>ASL
35/f/US
>Describe your desired weird friendship
I talk about gacha games and birds. You obsess over me and tell me I'm cute.
>Dealbreakers
?
>Contact
quistkiss

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>asl
21/Male/Europe
>letters
twink
>interests
I like the outdoors (hiking, camping, foraging, hunting), cooking, gamedev and video games (milsims, weird indie games, coop horror), coding (in C!) tinkering with computers (BSD and Linux) and electronics, music (metal, rock and classical), sports (swimming and basketball),history and literature
>looking for
Someone who I can form a genuine connection with.
>not looking for
Dry people
People that forget why they add me
Coomers
>contact
ackee205

Please tell me something about yourself when you add me.

pic is me :3

What an utterly bizarre thread. I’m in. Just be clear if you’re from this thread so I can prepare myself.

>asl
43/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter)
>Description
Been on this godforsaken site for longer than I care to admit and I absolutely blame it for 95% of the problems in my life, personal accountability be damned. Now I’m a middle aged burnout with a drinking problem. But hey, still have a full head of hair and an amusing accent.
>Looking for
Biological females; the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto. You WILL score many bonus points for crazy, ostentatious hair, either in style or colour. It’s a literal weakness.
>Not looking for
If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional despite being on 4chan but if you’ve spend your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions or lack the ability to defend your own, then save both our time.
>Interests and Hobbies
All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify them as “hobbies”. I’d appreciate someone taking the time to introduce me to new music though as I’m well out of touch and, frankly, fully slipped into “grumpy old man” territory and would like to be dragged out of it with extreme prejudice, but be advised I’m frustratingly difficult to please and fully admit it but I genuinely think people who know me will say I’m worth the effort.

>Contact
Discord: david_ononymous
Snapchat: NewPoorDecision
Telegram: @NewPoorDecision

>>34974797
Literally just ragebaits people into pointless arguments, the pic is stolen and he copypaste into every thread for the past three years this same bio
Massive attentionwhore
Don't add

>>34964455
Weirdo and got the mental capacity of a 5 year old. Avoid

>>34974807
Crazy work I see that faggot everywhere never understood what's his purpose

>>34974896
To farm attention like the rest of the /soc/ dramawhore lolcows
Simple

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>>34964224
>ASL
25/M/Eastern EU (the balkans)
>about
cool, degenerate hikkiNEET boy of 9+ years. i'm into animanga, comics and cartoons, h-doujins, retro vidya (especially arcade games), tokusatsu, pro wrestling, 90s grunge and nu-metal and developing unhealthy parasocial relationships with ~2 viewer indie vtubers. also a complete KHHV if that's worth anything to you, mostly due to being autistic, bipolar, unhinged and 5'4''
>into
pudgy tummies, skellies, sweat, smell, pubic hair, armpit hair, feet, armpits, rimjobs (giving and receiving), body worship (giving and receiving), prostate milking, verbal abuse (giving and receiving), annoyed/disgusted facial expressions, pitysex, size difference (smaller male taller female), age difference (younger male older female), smalldom, emotionless sex, cnc, outercourse, threesomes (ffm), cosplay sex, mob faces, anthros/furries, cuckquean + probably down to be indoctrinated into whatever kinks you're into as long as it's unique or interesting enough. i consider myself a hard switch leaning dom, but the idea of folding to a girl who knows how to push my buttons seems fun too. it's not something i'll give you easily, though.
>looking for
a girl to be my best friend in the entire world. but she'd also want us to take care of each other sexually. i imagine us having an almost familial type bond. we'd know everything about each other and we'd be super comfortable around one another. we'd spend lots of time together every day and i could share my screen and stream all sorts of videos or games or porn or whatever else while we hang out. the important part is that i don't want this to be an exclusively nsfw thing, i actually wanna get to know each other and know each others ins and outs, like best friends should!
>not looking for
i love vaginas so i'm NOT looking for anyone who's not in possession of one, purely nsfw, purely non-nsfw, flaky people, overly paranoid people
>contact
firsthikki

>>34964418
if what you say is true then you 're quite the piece of shit my guy.

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>ASL
21/f
>Desired weird friendship
lf another girl who'd body double during the day while i study, clean, etc or would just generally like to vc/talk/be friends with me, who's also willing to play into my cuckquean fantasy and fuck my boyfriend. so.. you'd be getting a female friend and a male trading partner.
>Dealbreakers
men. + i don't want to do anything sexual with you, but i'm willing to trade or do vc-related sexual stuff in a three-way eventually.
>Contact
neocouture on disc

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>ASL
40/M/USA

>About You
Bi curious after being single for 2 years but Iean straight. I like yapping to whomever wants to talk but I do like to have a fren to say perv shit with too/goon with. I'm 6,1 198lb brown mixed guy who likes to show off too.

>Into
Big tits. Big ass. BBW/Fat Girls. Futa. Bimbos with Big Tits and Big Asses. Dirty talk. Cum Inflation. Nipple Penetration. Femboys and Twinks. Some Furry stuff. I think that's everything.

>Not into
Gross Stuff. Violence. Guys 30+ or Sissies. People that vanish after a few messages. ERP People who add and say nonting.

>Discord
Amazing Funbags

>>34965661
contact?

Any young asian guys interested in mutual masturbation on vc.Dm me
Tg @XXXXXZYYYY

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hello! M 20 us looking for a hyper sexual fun friendship/relationship I’m horny all the time and I would love someone to share that with we can also talk about normal stuff and be friends id like a bit of both! I genuinely would like to get to know you and form something special.

I would like to trade pics erp talk about our day and be super kinky and freaky together forming a deep obsessive bond!


Looking for
>someone who’s engaged and kinky
>can hold conversations
>a switch preferably
>cute and feminine
>18 or older
>only cis F and passing trans mtf!
I considered myself straight but I don’t know?

Kinks
>breeding, cnc, watersports, hairy, gagging, cum hating, feet, gooning, teasing, rough sex, hair pulling, begging, crying, animalistic, sph,

Not looking for
>findom
>anything underage
>obese people
>masculine men or men at all

Discord: nonni281

>>34964224
>ASL
40/M/California
>Describe your desired weird friendship
A nudist friend. I've always thought it'd be hot to know a girl / femboy who I've literally never seen wearing clothes. It'd be nice to find someone who'd enjoy sending pics and fulfilling this desire.
>A little about yourself
I'm a wealthy tech worker in an open relationship. I have nerdy hobbies/interests but I also like to travel around the world a lot. If we travel together someday you're allowed to wear clothes. :)
>What you are not looking for?
Mean people, flaky people, dry texters, no one underage or still in high school plz..
>Contact
disc: sunsets_44

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https://discord.gg/u5ahunuksH
Weirdest little frieaks around son

>>34964224
"weird friendship thread" full of gay little nerds wanting a girlfriend epic

>>34974807
I'm sorry if you were offended by the little disagreement we had...

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>>34974872
which one of the foids that I pissed off are you?

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>>34964224
>ASL
34/F/Europe
>Describe your desired weird friendship
Someone to play Chess, Shogi, Connect-4, Words with Friends, and all other manner of other geriatric boomercore brainxercise games with me.

We can also play Genshin/OSRS/Minecraft together but mostly I just want to play something mentally stimulating while having someone to chat to... Think old men in parks playing chess together while chatting about their grandkids or whatever.

Happy to VC once trust is established but also happy to just chat via messaging while we play if VC isn't your thing. Would consider buying/playing other co-op games like Arc Raiders but I'd rather not spend any money.

>Dealbreakers
Ideally someone my age or older because I feel depressed talking to younger people. 30+ minimum.
>Contact
Reply with yours please because I'm paranoid

>>34979353
Add me, but I will do some chores now, will add back soon
My discord is magnumdml

>>34979436
Will add tomorrow, I'm going to sleep now, we can play a few games tomorrow! Which game/s are you interested in playing?

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i'm on a self destructive marathon, so i'm desparate for new friendships. here it goes nothing.
>ASL
18 M BR
audhd + bpd
>looking for
likeminded people (expecifing, i'm a dirty fujoshi proshitter). drawfag preferbly. older then me preferbly (but i don't mind being same age). likes taboo kinks and dark humor. gives me attention when i need it.
>dealbreakers
blanks or ghosts. underage/younger than me (duh).
>contact
discord: king.infection

>>34979353
Would love to play chess or Connect4 (dont know shogi). Kik Texan185, can give you discord from there if you prefer

>>34979634
Don't add him, he posts in literally every fucking thread on this board https://archiveofsins.com/_/search/text/magnumdml/

>>34979634
I recently started to play chess, so I am still a beginner, but I try to practice everyday

>>34979737
I did check, but saw that he made posts referencing chess so I thought I'd give him the benefit of the doubt despite the no-lifer vibes from post history. Is he particularly creepy/unsafe? I'm not a /soc/ regular so I don't know

>>34979720
Don't have Kik, and not gonna download it just for this

>>34979752
Sorry, I'm getting creepy coomer vibes from your post history

>>34979353
I'd love to play words with friends honestly but Minecraft and maybe genshin are good too
Discord is quistkiss

>>34979852
Its ok, dont worry. Hope you still can find good people to play some games and chat

>>34979353

That sounds like fun. I like playing games, chess/connect 4 or other more recent stuff.

discord liangrang

>>34979876
>quistkiss
Sorry sis, I'm unfriending you... I want to actually play games together, not get ignored :') If it's a bad time for you to play, a quick reply/heads up to say so would be appreciated

>>34979353
>>34974380
you two are the only ones my age so I'd be discord friends if you want but I don't quite fit either of your requirements lol
34/m/usa, I'd play games sometimes but I work full time and have a social life so I'm not around all the time.
I like music and books mostly, I've logged 7k hours in a game nobody's heard of called dd net but otherwise I really just play indie games occasionally. For puzzle/brain game type shit I was way into these for a bit
https://crackingthecryptic.com/sudoku?id=2400
birds are sick, I'd listen to you rant about birds, if I think you're cute I'll tell you you're cute but I'm not really looking for a romantic/horny thing, a little flirty is ok
idk I just feel like I used to have way more people to chat with but all my friends are logged tf off in 2026. If either of you are down I'll drop my discord

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24 M BR

feeling stuck and behind in life, haven't left my room in almost 10 years, suffer from severe social anxiety and possibly autism. I don't have any passions or real hobbies. I guess what I really want is just someone who likes talking to me and will message me throughout the day, care about the stupid things I have to say and whatnot.

>dealbreakers
people asking me to play games with them or join VC or random servers. I'm not interested in that.

>discord tag
screamothedolphin

>>34982731
Sure! You could have just dropped your Discord to start with lmao. If you're up for playing some Words With Friends or learning a new language/doing Duolingo together that would be ideal since I found some nice chess buddies already. I'm not such a huge fan of single player puzzles like sudoku; need that social-problem-solving/competitive dopamine rush.

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27/nb(amab)/US
I want someone thoughtful, talkative, open-minded, and genuinely curious. I like long serious conversations where both people ask questions and try to understand each other. Reciprocity matters more than shared hobbies. I value sincerity, effort, and emotional openness. I don’t VC. I am mentally ill. In your first messages tell me who you are, how you see people, and your favorite manga, I’d like to read it slowly with you and talk about it as we go. tag: metronome4

>ASL
31/M
>Describe your desired weird friendship
The ability to watch a stream from a girl's room whenever I want. Don't even care if we message, I just think it'd be comfy to sit and watch sometimes.
>Dealbreakers
Expecting me to do the same. Suppose open to sending pics if we get to know each other, but indifferent to that.
>Contact
lordlighthouse

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>>34964224
>>ASL
22 mtf canada
>>About
im a huge music nerd who plays some games ive been on hrt for a long time im short passing and alternative i like chatting vcing and learning about people and new things :>
>>Looking for
anything !!!!
>>Not looking for
ghosters or people who take 10 years to reply
>>Contact
starvemeplz

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>>34974872
Wow, a cuckrainian with a mental capacity of a swine? That's a surprise.
>>34978757
>>34964455

>>34984979
where did you find this picture of me celebrating the west coast eagles 2018 grand final win?

>>34984979
>says uk / ukraine
>assums I'm a ukrainian guy who hops between the uk and ukraine, even though that would be impossible for a ukrainian guy my age to do
hey it also says gullible on the ceiling, fucking retard

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make this following human cut itself


>contact
miooooooooooo.

>ASL
24 / cis male / Poland

>Looking for
Any bio female interested in talking to a virgin with poly tendencies (could be mono too) and fantasies about being pussy-free. Could make an exception for MtFs who started HRT early around puberty or before. I don't actually care about genitals, dicks are just fine. I have a preference for smaller breasts. Bonus points for having nice shoes, my favorite are black high top converse.

Not into FtMs on HRT who pass as male, sorry. It's fine if you pass as male naturally without HRT. No romantic love (other kinds are fine), being friends is more than fine. Mostly hoping for something sexual though. I can't always VC, I'd like to text first. I could voice verify at some point, I've been told I sound like a cute catboy (not a deep voice). I can moan and whimper good, I like heavy breathing too. I'll only show myself after knowing each other for a while. I could try to describe what I look like in dms if you'd like, but I have self-image issues. Mention flour in your first messages if you've read this far.

>Discord
habitualveracities

M, East Asian, tall. Looking for a cool edgy person to chat about anything..
Into submissives, switches, brats, bullying, humiliation, raceplay (amxf).
Discord: pancaked1207

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25/M/USA(NewEngland)
>>Me
Hey. I go by Brim and I am looking for the ideal friend, gooning partner, and porn mentor! A little bit about me real quick, I am 25, I work full time in the engineering world, and I am also working on my masters part time. I enjoy reading (comics ideally lol esp invincible), video games (lately warframe and some dinky roguelikes), shows and movies, computers, tech and all things nerdy. Also a huge youtube fan, primarily internet mysteries/horror (nexpo, reignbot, lemmino, nick crowley) and lolcow shit. As I said, I am looking for a genuine connection ideally with someone who is interested in the same sorta stuff and also someone who is kinda lonely too! I am primarily looking for someone older but as long as you're my age and up I am happy!
>>My NSFW Interests
JOI, SPH, any kind of size humiliation/comparison BBC, Dancing , tight Pants, Leggings, Yoga pants, , big Booty, Cuck, PMVs
>>Girls I love
Alexis Texas, Mandy Muse, Siri, Sunnyrayxoxo, Vixenp, Jada Stevens, Abella Danger, Violet Myers, Machine_Mommy, TheBlueMoonie, Lowkeydeadinside, any big booty size queen
>>You
Please as said be older than me, somewhat into the same things as me, and be hung! I have a small 4inch weewee, so looking for that perfect porn daddy with a huge cock! Please be intersted and open to feeding me pornographic images, ideally of nonnude, but open to bbc or other stuff you deem appropriate. Looking for someone interested in a longterm friendship, fully online (for a while at the least), and someone from the USA for primarily time zone reasons. Please reach out to me on discord with your asl, any questions for me, and a bit about yourself if you are interested!
>>Discord
lilbrim

>>34976220
youre not real in any capacity so you get a throwaway account

knockoffpedialyte

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>>34964224
holy shit that picture is cool/cute
>asl
23/amab/canada
>describe your desired weird friendship
other schizo furfags and societal outcasts i guess lol, someone who can tolerate a lil bit of mental illness (my issues are self-destructive, i dont hurt others)
i love people who are a little messed up and damaged (i had a shitty childhood so i can usually relate to them) as long as they dont take it out on me lol
>dealbreakers
being like, extremely gooner/cumbrained. i dont care if you love porn or sex i just dont want to be bombarded with sexual shit. also people who think insulting me = peak humour
>other info
uhh im mildly addicted to dissociatives and im a cringy therian, dont add if those are dealbreakers i guess lol. i like emo culture. i dont mind weebs but i know literally nothing about anime LOL. im also borderline obsessed with the alfred's playhouse cartoon, but i guess my tag gives that away lmao. i've realized that, for better or for worse, there arent really that many people similar to me on this earth.
>contact
my discord tag is
alfreds_playhouse

Send me nudes

Discord:
randomuser71927

Send me nudes

Discord:
randomuser71927

.

>>34979737
>>34979852
HOW DOES THAT GUY HAVE 580 POSTS???

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>ASL
36/m/U.S.
>About Yourself
a easy going person who is just looking for a bit of fun, company, and pleasure
>Sexual Interests
bondage, humiliation, degrading, gagging, edging, over stimulation, pet play, collars, objectification, name calling, begging, voyeurism, body writing, praising, k9 play
>Looking For
im seeking out female subs to really train and keep long term as a friend with benefits kind of thing. someone online frequently enough to keep me company along with to fool around and have fun with one another. i dont mind those that are new to the kink and wanting to learn and explore just try not to be to to shy.
>Not Looking For
underage, men, trannies, payw hores, role play, vomit, ppl in a relation ship
>Contact
discord: mrwithmic

>>34992195
Posting to try to find someone to chat, and doing it for a long time without changing my id. The number looks scary, but for 8 years, i dont think its that bad. And well, all I can say is to not judge me without talking with me first, despite archive can show.

And hope you can find what you are looking for too

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>>34988019
25 M here. Just got home from work and my tiny penis is so perverted and horny! Can a big dick daddy please own me and control what pictures I’m allowed to look at? Long term preferably! Hit me up on discord at lilbrim and make me worhsip that fat daddy dick!

>>34974259
what the fuck are you talking about even

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>ASL
23mtwink, north Georgia, east of atlanta.
>Weird friendship
I'm looking for a girl or femboy who can teach me makeup and dress me up, but not really in a purely sexual way
>discord
sunshinefeather

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Looking for a queen bitch to add me. Someone who demands and expects to not return anything in return. If you are Lilith from hell and you have daddy issues (Not the piggy princess type) BUT THE boss bitch pussy takeover princess EMPRESS type shit. I love her... sonson_55 picked is me

33/F/Southeast US

Hey there! I'm looking for a friendly motivation buddy to body double with.

Body doubling is a productivity strategy where the shared presence of having someone else around on a voice call helps you stay motivated and focused on whatever task you're doing (i.e. reading, studying, playing games, cleaning, watching tv, etc.). The joy and momentum of getting things done, fulfilling our potential, and supporting one another to become more extraordinary than we ever could alone is unmatched.

If this sounds like something you’d enjoy, feel free to reach out. I will likely cold-call you because I hate texting. If you're busy just call back whenever. PLEASE DO NOT ADD IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BODY DOUBLE. TY

Discord: voicecallmeforbodydoubling

H

>>34964455
What makes you "creepy"?

>>34994414
Avoid that guy he's a narcissistic self centered weirdo fuck who will turn against you then spill all your secretes

>>34994418
I'm familiar with Ukrainians

>>34994424
He's not Ukrainian he's British and sometimes lives in either Ukraine or the UK anyway I advice everybody to avoid him cause wherever he goes he brings problems with him and is genuinely insufferable and got blocked by so many people

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>ASL
37 m us
>Describe your desired weird friendship
I need a girl who's willing to give me lots of attention in exchange for an involved but dismissive father figure
>Dealbreakers
don't overthink it
>Contact
unreliablefriend

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>ASL
18 male
>Describe your desired weird friendship
I want to befriend another clingy mentally ill hikkikomori who will talk to me about literature, music and history. Ideally, he'd be a kodocon and a furfag (both affections would come from a deep love for cuteness and cute things). He'd also be very gentle, if a little perverted. We can play RPGMaker games together & such. :-)
>Dealbreakers
Don't add me if you're unable to VC
>Contact
asummerswasting

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> ASL
34M Northeast USA

> desired weirdness
Want to talk obsessively about old/weird films/anime/games, compare tastes, exchange recommendations, maybe watch/play together. (Most recent film I enjoyed: “49th Parallel”. Anime: “Cha0”. Game: “Flower, Sun & Rain”.) Mental illness, substance use NOT dealbreakers. If bio F I’m down for mixing stimulating conversation with… whatever chemistry dictates.

> dealbreakers
Bigots, edgelords, violent/hateful people

> tag
frozenflame1917

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Good thread, I probably don't fit though.
>ASL
19 F Croatia
>Desired weirdness
Balkanoid or simmilar, my age (-4, +3), making this post impulsively because I'm gushing at the possibility of manifesting picrel w a chuddy friend near me. I have lots of hobbies but I talked about them so much already that I just wanna start with casual convos first, which is why this intro is so short.
>undesired weirdness
cumbrained, obsessive (with anything), posters from /ex-yu/ (too old), must have a bit leeway with neurotic troonslop because I can have quite shit taste but I also hate shallow boykissers so don't add me if your personality is acting cute and playing roblox
>contact
Disc: notashamed_57510

>>34995022
Fix your tag, please >~<

>>34995331
ah, I'm sorry. I just realized I misspelled my tag. Add me - thissummerwasting

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>>34964224
>ASL
20s male usa nc
>About Me
classic basement dweller, introvert, weeb, gamer. NEET. e-dating. autistic. religiously saves cute/sexy anime girls pictures.
>Describe your desired weird friendship
transactional fwendship, i receive stuff, and i invest my time into you.
or
to be someone favorite/best fwend, aka wants to game, talk, and text all the time
or
someone who just is cool with me sending shit and will glaze my taste in stuff
>Dealbreakers
anything sexual/dating or gay.
>Contact
discord
_squidman_

>>34995234
I think I accidentally denied one request, I'm so sorry anon! Readd me if you can

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>ASL
19/F /prefer not to say
>Describe your desired weird friendship
Looking for someone who would see the bad and still stay I struggle with a bunch of undiagnosed mental problems because I used to get severely abused most of my childhood but Im not diagnosed with anything at least not yet cause I've never got professional help also it would be preferable if you're a girl cause I need more female friends
>Dealbreakers
Not wanting to vc
Ugly guys
Blackies
People who put 0 effort into friendships
People who ghost you in less than a day
And mean people in general
Oversensitive people or sensitive in general if you mind racial slurs don't add me
>Contact
scorchedearth6

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25/M/USA(NewEngland)

>>What am I Looking for
I have browsed soc for a while posting and I am looking for a pretty particular dynamic. I am looking for an older man, anything over 25, from the USA (for timezone reasons please no out of the usa), with a huge cock (the bigger than mine (4inches) the better) to be very good friends with and have a sort of pornographic genuine friendship. This person should be interested in only longterm connections. Some details of the dynamic I am looking for is this man would ideally feed me pornographic images that they find appropriate for my tiny penis. I am thinking primarily non-nude curvy women and jiggly butts. Alongside bbc content and whatever you find appropriate. while I can occassionaly trade porn it is a really on and off thing I am not always able to do so please be understanding and interested in this dynamic!

>>My NSFW Interests
My primary kinks or fetishes would include SPH, JOI, BBC, Big booty women, dancing, tight pants/clothes, the idea of condoms breaking on large penises or being too small to fit on a large penis idk what to even call that lol, and really anything to do with size.

Some women I am addicted to: Demoniika, Lowkeydeadinside, Vixenp, Faebearx, Morgpie, AlexisTexas, Siri, Abella Danger, Violet Myers and plenty others. I am definitely open to learning about new women specifically if they are e-girls (of models etc.) or pornstars. I am not interested in your irls sorry, just not something I am into. As you can tell my big driving thing is big bubbly butt cheeks. I love slim thick women!

>>In Conclusion
A really big thing for me is personality and dynamic. If you are not enthusiastic or don't have good conversational skills then we likely will not work out. The only real dealbreakers for me are disinterest or inability to feed and dom, If this interests you please shoot me a message and take advantage of my porn addiction daddy!
Discord: lilbrim

>>34995640
you seem cool but sadly im ugly so cant add

>>34995640
Yeah agree with >>34996846
Anon.
Too ugly, cant add.. unfortunate :/

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>>34997035
>>34996846
She literally looks and sounds like a man, you're not missing out on much. She's also really retarded

>>34997050
Unfortunately she’s super edgy but not in the funny or genuine way, just trying too hard. Avoid.

Why am I getting bullied :(

>>34997136
because you are an ugly boring unoriginal slut with nothing to you beyond being a pick me

>>34997062
Duh, pathetic dude, go suck some bull diahrea, DQN fucker, she's better than you lol

>>34997142
Im not a pick me and I don't hurt anybody all of this is unnecessary it's been almost 2 years people should find better stuff to do this is pathetic

>>34995640
>>34997050
this is a lesbian, not a straight girl

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>>34994418
>>34994665
I didn't 'spill your secrets', lolcow Charlotte, I told people you were Egyptian. Besides that, everything you told me in confidence has remained in confidence.
Telling people what country you are from is not 'doxxing' you, as you have accused me of doing.
It's funny you should say everyone ends up blocking me, because they don't, in relation to you it has only been you, a few girls who stick up for you and your simps who turn on you too eventually.
You are able to recognise that you can never maintain friendships and will never have a female best friend, why do you think that is? You leaked your last female best friend's nudes on /soc/ once she gave up on trying to help you.
You had / have a bf (who looks like a chad while you look like you, you don't deserve him) and you cheated on him twice and even after he found out, continued to have esex with other guys.
You are rude and obnoxious to everyone you come across, someone new joins vc, you yell WHO THE FUCK IS THIS NIGGER? unironically, you crash out all the time over nothing, you stream share with newbies and show them your gore collection and videos of dead children and wonder why people don't wanna be associated with you.
Many have sympathy and have wanted to help you, and I'm sure many still will, but you reject their help and act toxic towards them too.
And I am narcissistic? You act and sound like a spoilt 14 year old who gets angry at people in vc when you're not the center of attention.
You can't just call everyone and anyone a cunt, a retard, a fag, a nigger, a piece of shit, whenever you please because you aren't getting your own way, so yes, after you called a close friend of mine a cunt, I told people you were Egyptian to teach you a lesson.
You are deeply mentally ill and need proper help, I reccomend you seek therapy or medication instead of spending your life on discord asking guys if other girls are prettier than you. Discord is toxic, espeically for people like you.

>>34997305
>Discord is toxic, espeically for people like you.
No, Discord is toxic because of people like her. literal psychopath

>>34994418
>narcissistic self centered weirdo fuck who will turn against you then spill all your secretes
funny that she says this because this exactly what she has done. True narcissists love projecting and pretending everyone around them is a narc and they're just a victim

>>34997305
>gore collection and videos of dead children
thats lowk hot, she can ruin my life

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I didn't do anything that guy is obsessed with me going around shit talking me and writing walls of paragraphs about me I haven't done anything to him

>>34997416
>that guy is obsessed with me
>I haven't done anything to him
Are you retarded? You wrote this >>34994418 and this >>34994665 about me unprovoked

>>34997440
Because ur a weirdo and u have been harassing me for like a week or 2 now I haven't done anything to u I only blocked you but you're a childish creep you're gross

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How could you even dox and find where she is from lol

>>34997453
Charlotte, leave me the fuck alone.
I was not talking about you in this thread untill you replied to one of my posts to insult me, so of course I insult you back. You cannot go around attacking people and then cry to others when they attack you back.
I have not been 'harrassing you', or 'doxxing you'. I told people you lived in Egypt, that is not 'doxxing' you, you fucking retard, and I didn't post your face or your tag anywhere, but you posted my face and tag in your server.
If you want to talk about 'harrassment' how about acknowledge all the horrible insults you fling off to everyone and anyone, or how about how you @ everyone in your server with my tag and face, you ugly fucking bitch?
And I already got 1 add from you telling everyone in ur dead server my tag, and they called me cute. So thanks lol.
Crawl back to whatever cave you came from you ugly fat witch and leave me the fuck alone, don't ever talk to me, reply to any of my posts, or talk about me ever again you stupid cunt.
>>34997464
I didn't dox her. In her mind, me telling people she is Egyptian is doxing her.

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>>34996057
Quick bump:) Looking for a longterm, talkative, enthusiastic, hung, and older man to be my longterm online bestfriend! long story short, I need a hung daddy to fully control what pornographic images I am allowed to look at by feeding me pictures of curvy babes! If this interests you at all please reach out and own my tiny penis daddy! Discord: lilbrim

>>34964418
you should cut yourself with xher

>ASL
28/M/Canada
>About
Hung white guy in a committed relationship looking for a woman on the side. I want my situation with my girlfriend to be solely for appearances, and your being the one that I truly want and desire sexually. Let's enjoy how much better it is that you're my secret outlet than if we were both romantically unattached.
>Not looking for
Anything else.
>Discord
agencyinjection

>>35004004
kys, quickly

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>ASL
20s/bio f/USA
>Describe your desired weird friendship
i’m npd and have a princess complex, and i want my own clingy/obsessive/codependent/simpy girl sidekick! i’m a spoiled hikkineet waifu and need a source while my fiancé is at work. i’m really cute and pretty and have a lot of free time. being an npdemon, i have a knack for making others feel good. i’m down for platonic or flirty. i’m looking for messaging throughout the day and/or vc. we can play games, stream stuff, or just sit on a call together while we do our own thing. spoil me with compliments and ask me about my day and ask me to do fun stuff with you and message me first and ask me a lot of questions plsplsplsplsplspls
>Dealbreakers
no males. mtfs acceptable only if you’re very pretty :3c
>Contact
you first!

>asl
44/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter)
>Description
Been wading this Godforsaken mire for the best part of two decades and I absolutely blame it for 95% of the car crash that represents my life. Personal accountability?! How dare you.
>Looking for
Biological females in the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto. You WILL score many bonus points for crazy, ostentatious hair, either in style or colour; past or present. It remains a literal weakness I never grew out of.
>Not looking for
MEN! I can’t believe this actually needs broadcast in full capitals. Additionally: If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional but if you’ve spent your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions, or lack the ability to defend your own, then pass over - you’re doing us both a favour.
>Interests and Hobbies
All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify them as “hobbies”. Feel free to try dragging me out of the early turn of the millennium because it seems I refuse o leave. Over the years I’ve met some of the most wonderful, creative people on here - equal parts joy and torment, even if we part company on good or bad terms as we descend into moral, ethical, or spiritual ruin. I’d very much like to continue this a little while longer, before I inevitably get too old to be interesting, even on here.

>Contact
Discord: david_ononymous
Snapchat: NewPoorDecision
Telegram: @NewPoorDecision

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>>35005237
I would've added u cause Im looking for female friends but I don't think I have the mental capacity to "spoil" someone or give them a special treatment unless they r a close friend of mine if anything Im the one who needs that cause Im very stressed and keeps having episodes

>>35005532
what's even the post of replying to that with this. what purpose did it serve

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>ASL
23/mtf/no
>Describe your desired weird friendship
someone agoraphobic who asks a lot of questions and prefers vc over text
>Dealbreakers
sexual or gross stuff
>Contact
dondes2

Am horny right now cum and play with me

Telegram @Anonn19

>>35005237
add me, my disc is buhnella. i'm a cis f and what you described sounds perfect to me

Femboy europe looking for weirdo friends hmu! :3

kik: yoyoya123

teleguard: GKV4DNR3S

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>>34995640
Bump even if I got treated like absolute dogshit on here

>Age/sex/location
32/male/New J*rsey

>Describe your desired weird friendship
I'm an autist who can't imagine actually liking anybody enough to call him a "friend". But, during college, I used to feel lonely enough to engage in what I called "pseudo-friendships", with the following structure:
>(1) Party A asks a question (not necessarily anything deep, but something that is at least a little interesting--"What is your favorite car style (hatchback, SUV, etc.)? Why?", "What is your favorite color? Can you articulate a reason for it?", "What (if any) opinions do you have on split infinitives?", etc.)
>(2) Party B answers the question (or refuses to answer, if he doesn't like the question)
>(3) Party A answers the question (if Party B answered it)
>Parties ask questions in roughly equal proportion (this is kept track of in a spreadsheet; questions that are refused do not count toward participation)
>Parties do not spam each other with a zillion questions (limit yourself to maybe three or four questions before waiting for the other person to respond)
Some of my pseudo-friendships lasted for multiple years and over 500 questions. But "familiarity bred contempt", and I came to (1) despise my pseudo-friends and (2) be disgusted at myself for putting up with them.
Now, ten years later, I feel like dipping my toe into the water again.

>Dealbreakers
Bad English
Religious, fascist, communist, transgender

>Contact
ewinger at protonmail
I check my email with great regularity.

18F | chronically online
fast replier & i add back quick
looking for queer girl friends (or chill queer guys) to yap with
i’m a furry who loves drawing anthro/kemomimi characters,
i like Regular Show, Skullgirls, Roblox & other cartoons just ask!
super bored and barely go outside rn, so i’m mostly here for late-night chats and new friendships , i just want a ride of die friend that would be down to do anything with me
no bigots, no racism, no ghosters please
discord: skullbait

>>35007978
>New J*rsey
Oh hai, neighbor
>Religious
Welp, that's me out lol

bump

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>ASL
26 Male Eu
>Describe your desired weird friendship
being chill/non-triggered around eachothers weird postings
and also playing videogames
>Dealbreakers
pedos,"transactional interactions"
>Contact
ferkeshu

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>ASL
23/M/US
>about
former hikiNEETweeb. Still a hiki tho. Somewhere in-between well-adjusted normie and imageboard retard
I have a retarded edgy sense of humor
>interests
animanga, music production, drawing, animation, guitar, japanese, C++ programming, 2000s tech and culture, alternative fashion. I don't game as much as I used to, but I still play some shooters
>anime
5cm per second, sword of the stranger, lucky star, eva, genshiken, death note. Romcoms, cgdct, sol, sakuga shonen, /a/ , I'll watch pretty much anything but isekai sloppa
>music
mall emo, screamo, post-hardcore, pop-punk, anything you'd hear in a 2000s AMV or GMV, j-rock, post-rock, ambient, soundtracks
>looking for
cool people to watch anime, listen to music with, play games, and chat about whatever with
>not looking for
not weeby, not into any of the same music, not edgy/won't say slurs with me, overly chuddy, overly political, trans
>discord
dont.shake_i.hate.to.see.you

>ASL
23/cis F/ Canada
>Describe your desired weird friendship
recently discovered I'm bi and my husband is encouraging to explore it. what I really want is a girl best friend who flirts with me and if we get to know eachother well enough, we can explore stuff together ;p I'm not looking for a relationship or anything like that and it's important that you respect mine, but I do want a genuine connection. bonus points if you like to draw! I don't have a job so I'm available most of the day :3
>Dealbreakers
NO MEN
unless you're gonna send me money on PayPal. in which case something can be arranged.
trans/femboy is ok but only if you're very very feminine.
I WILL BE REALLY STRICT ABOUT VERIFICATION
>Contact
tunacanner on disc

>>35014003
average hedonist canuck. no wonder your country's falling apart.

>>35014073
if you can't beat em what else are you supposed to do

>ASL
mid 20s/male/australia
>About yourself
nothing interesting to tell here
>Looking for
anyone, everyone; feel free to tell me about yourself, hobbies and interests or whatever
>Not looking for
don't mind
>Other things you might find important to list
not sure
>Contact
fcgusgs

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>ASL
19 male canada
>Describe your desired weird friendship
i only click with very specific kind of people, i think. i couldnt really tell you what that kind of person is. i dont really think about people like that. it makes me feel bad a lot of the time because i want to be friends with people but most people are just not really compatible with me. you know a lot of other mentally ill spergs like me say they would like someone they can just ramble about to, but thats not enough at all. yeah i want to do that but i also would like to talk to someone who actually says stuff. i like jesus christ, and religion, and history, and i like writing, and i like making fucked up stupid art, and i like playing video games, and all the other things people do or whatever. i want to talk to people who like all forms of art and like thinking about things. i cannot stop thinking about things. ever. i am NOT trying to call myself smart. it is terrible and i HATE IT, and it makes me RETARDED and GAY. i realize i havent really described anything here, but it is very difficult for me to visualize a pleasant human interaction. i live an extremely isolated life. my real world is in my head. everything else is secondary. i like to read as well. i hate these fucking things desu because i cannot fit everything i want to say at all. i like and dont like so many things okay. maybe ask me about them.
>Dealbreakers
chud mean evil gooner or staunchly anti-religion
>Contact
sextuspompeiusfestus

A lot of weird fucks in here who need some friending, come say hi
https://discord.gg/u5ahunuksH

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>>34964224
>ASL
28/M/US
>About You
I’m a pretty laid back guy, super into music, movies, anime, manga, traveling, video games, art, horror, fashion and cosplay
>Into
I don’t mind talking and vibing but I’m mostly looking for people that are into dressing up and selling cute pics. Even better if you’re really into fashion and cosplay. I enjoy buying from people a lot so if that’s your thing and you wanna get spoiled for it hmu sometime. I figure if we get along well we could form a nice friendship from it too
>Discord
sleepy_dolls

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>Looking For
typing, green online statues, bots, politeness, pretty things, cute things, mental illnesses, ghosts, aliens, rain sounds, simple board games, suicide encouragement, toxicity, emotional support, riddles, lying, puzzles, timewasters, murderers, monsters, silence.
>Not Looking For
faces, meaning, animated discord profiles, gifs, vc, interests, hobbies, music, shows, people, sane things, real things, gooners, coomers, normies, moralfags, positivity, memes, emojis, laughing, making sense, templates, rudeness, expectations.
>Offering
full attention, instant replies, 24/7 availability, pretty pictures, lies, forgetfulness, help with puzzles, pointless messages, anxiety, hatred, pretend things, random incoherence, emotional support, dreams, escapism, carelessness.
>Contact
lin.bot

19f
>looking for
Other women interested in weight loss that want to motivate each other to lose weight. I would like an accountability partner to make weight loss more rewarding and fun. We can do body checks, send meals, weight updates, thinspo. Discuss fashion. Of course I will confirm I am a girl and not a creep just looking to get pictures, but such confirmation will be natural considering we will be exchanging pictures of our bodies.
>not looking for
Anybody not interested in weight loss, in some fashion. Those who will try to talk me out of weight loss. No racists please, I have dark skin, and since I will be sending pictures of myself, you must be okay with this. I would prefer you to be <23 bmi, otherwise our approaches and timelines will be drastically opposed. (I'm a skinny person looking to get underweight, not a fat person looking to be healthy weight, if you see what i mean.)
>discord
cutmybellyatonce

>>35005237
meatbabyswag on discord

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> ASL
27 M FR

>Describe your desired weird friendship
soooo I'm a loser NEET shut-in. I have no social life IRL or online. I only managed to make small talk on discord; I believe that's weird enough. I don't vc. Not even sure what I want at that point, I'm lonely af

>Dealbreakers
If you expect to vc right away or something I'm not the right guy. I'm not looking for sex either
If you're under 20 or over 35 don't add me, I want to talk to people my age

>Contact
miragetaheri

>>35015601
you down for an old man who'll encourage it and quietly jerk off every time you mention skipping a meal or nah?

Bump

>>35005237
I might fit what you want, and I like to think I'm quite pretty. 23/mtf/us @brokenapartment ^^

>ASL
41 M England

>Describe your desired weird friendship
I like broken women. Women with no friends, no aspirations, no self respect. I don’t know why - maybe it’s down to some weird saviour complex I have.

I want to be the one you can count on when everyone else would have thrown you away.

>Dealbreakers
Men, MtF

>Contact
T’gram: alexb007
D’cord: alexb011
T’guard: RSB6ZHVGM

>>34964224
20 something normal bored to death type of guy
Just want to chat with other normal people just casual shit, online frienships are gay and retarded
Can entertain all subjects
You can sperg and nerd as much as you want with me
Also send memes
not4retards@gmail

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Join vc and make friends

https://discord.gg/6A9V8ufNu

>ASL
33/f/UK
>About
Not a trap. Probably too curious for my own good. I like people, places and things
>Looking For
Friends, Cultural exchanges, An escape from soul crushing reality
>Not Looking For
Drama, E-dating, Anyone 25 or under, Anyone from UK or Eire
>Contact
kittyiscrazy. (Don’t forget the dot)

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About me

>I'm a 19M from the US, interested in what is essentially art to me: music, painting, sketching, masks, and movies

>I love 70s-90s rock and metal (Metallica, Sabbath, Clapton, BLS, among others)

>I love the Halloween movies, the Alien movies, and Christopher Nolan films

>I love painting/repainting and "rehauling" masks from different movies (usually thrillers or horror movies) and collecting them

If you like any of these things and aren't afraid to nerd out/yap about any of them, hit me up! Preferably people around my age (no older than 30), and I might give you other contact if we connect well :)

kik: bartb0i

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Looking for WOMEN to add me

Lonely guy, 25 years old, Single and a Virgin

Please do not waste my time and unadd at random.

discord oscarfreakyfrog

>>35023639
>oscarfreakyfrog
avoid, one of those little bitches that will post your tag with something like "looking for BBC" if you don't send him a selfie. nasty little twerp

>>35023801
Hi, im free tonight, what’s your Kik?

Man, this thread doesn’t fuck around. More weirdos please!

>asl
44/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter)
>Description
Been wading this Godforsaken mire for the best part of two decades and I absolutely blame it for 95% of the car crash that represents my life. Personal accountability?! How dare you.
>Looking for
Biological females in the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto. You WILL score many bonus points for crazy, ostentatious hair, either in style or colour; past or present. It remains a literal weakness I never grew out of.
>Not looking for
MEN! I can’t believe this actually needs broadcast in full capitals. Additionally: If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional but if you’ve spent your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions, or lack the ability to defend your own, then pass over - you’re doing us both a favour.
>Interests and Hobbies
All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify them as “hobbies”. Feel free to try dragging me out of the early turn of the millennium because it seems I refuse o leave. Over the years I’ve met some of the most wonderful, creative people on here - equal parts joy and torment, even if we part company on good or bad terms as we descend into moral, ethical, or spiritual ruin. I’d very much like to continue this a little while longer, before I inevitably get too old to be interesting, even on here.

>Contact
Discord: david_ononymous
Snapchat: NewPoorDecision
Telegram: @NewPoorDecision

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https://discord.gg/ddSaXCGfh

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>ASL
34/Male/Florida

>Describe your desired weird friendship

Okay I've been thinking about it for a while now. The part I like about anime and manga is the broships in them. I would like to try and make friends that are kinda like Shōnen Characters. We just constantly hype each other up. We progress and only make each other better. We can also be rivals about it. I'm not saying we can't have down times. We'd pep each other up where needed too. I have a few friends I'm sorta the Kasuga Ichiba for. I think it'd be dope to meet other positive people who kinda exude that Shōnen protag energy.

>Dealbreakers
Weirdos, skitzos, meanies, debby downers, people who don't want to improve their station, mtfs, anything sexual from dudes

>Contact
absolute.unit.731

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>ASL
old/M/Oregon, USA
>about
into animanga (eva, lucky star, early makoto shinkai, haibane renmei, +a lot more), mall emo, post-rock, doodling, guitar, piano, music production, 2000s tech/culture/aesthetics, alternative fashion, studying japanese
I act friendly and normal for the most part, but I have a very immature and edgy sense of humor
>looking for
chill weebs to watch anime, listen to music, play games (I can run a mc server), and just chat with
>not looking for
troons, coomers, non weebs, not into edgy humor, overly chuddy, people that care about politics
>discord
there_goes_the_sun
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Join and make friends

https://discord.gg/t4FJVsPSR

>ASL
30s/M/Internet
>Describe your desired weird friendship
I want a woman that'll casually fatshame me and put me down to support my weight loss, if we can be friends on top of that, even better. I don't want anything past that and it's not a sexual thing, I promise. If you have any weird requests like mine, I'll gladly assist.
>Dealbreakers
Someone that's genuinely malevolent and wants to cause harm, lame hypernormies
>Contact
meanfriendapply@proton.me, introduce yourself, we can move onto something else after