Boy do I LOVE adding people bored in the middle of the afternoon who ghost when their irl friends come back. And wow I absolutely ADORE when people come to my DMs and when asked "While reading your post I saw you like horror movies a lot, what about them is so interesting to you?" and then the anon says "idk lol it's really not that deep sis". Have you, fellow posters, ever wondered what it would be like if you could actually have a genuine effortful interaction that lasts longer than an hour with someone who will type with enough words that you can infer they graduated primary school? Well I don't really care because I really do. I am full expecting to be added by people that make these same mistakes, as that is inevitable, but hopefully, there will be people that post and actually engage. I love all of you tiktok brainrotters, passionless sociopaths, and vapid whores as much as the next person, I really do, but there are plenty of other places to goon, sleep, and fuck away your lives other than here. For posters, please try to include information that tells others about who you are, or at least who you will try to be. For an example don't include shallow interests like "philosophy" if you read half of Metamorphosis and a Camus wiki page 3 years ago.>ASL>Conversational Expectations for yourself and your partner (Average word count, Expected hours of conversation, etc)>Favorite Media >About yourself>Looking for>Not looking for>Discord
>>34985236probably the dumbest thread idea next to all of the tranny and gay threads on this board
>>34985236Yeah shut up nigger join the chateauhttps://discord.gg/WEtUGHBXf
>>34985236Why don't you tell us about yourself, anon. And also, gooning with someone you can have a meaningful conversation with is perhaps the ideal scenario for a friendship.
>>34985364What a way to say you lack taste and apparently any passion for connection. There is a thread for literal cucking and a thread for jacking off to tits and you're complaining about mine?>>34985421It's perfectly normal to goon I suppose, but the amount of people that just talk while horny and then flake is a bit too high I'd say. Anyways sure, I have nothing better to do...>ASL26 m US>Conversational ExpectationsI don't particularly care about word count, and I won't force anyone to commit too much of their time. But I would prefer that you respond to messages within 24 hours, and that responses to questions be a little more detailed than "idc/idk" or "I'm uncomfortable talking about that." I will ask you random questions if conversation begins to falter, if I do that enough without you asking me anything, I will assume you don't want to get to know me and feel offended. >Favorite MediaI re-watch a few serialized sci-fi tv shows from the 2000s frequently, I enjoy reading research papers regarding psycho-biology and neuroscience, I play simple single-player games with free time and enjoy getting recommendations. >About yourselfI can share more in dms, but to summarize, I am a student who likes what I learn. I don't have many people close to me, and I avoid most people, but I am in a relationship, so please keep that in mind before you try to send me pictures of your dick or toes or whatever. >Looking forIndividuals that will discuss things in an open manner, interested in communication, who preferably want to get to know someone earnestly while I return the favor. I don't need you to be anything other than who you are. I will be able to respond within 24 hours of your messages and I will make sure my response is big enough to warrant a response of yours. >Not looking forPeople who are closed off or just looking for a spur of the moment conversation before fucking off forever. >discorddu_vide
Sir you seem to be mistaken. This isn't reddit. Most people here aren't well adjusted or socially functioning. People like you walk into a leper colony that's become a tourist stop and get upset to find lepers and tourists. Lmfao. I'm sorry you can't fit in with normies but SURELY you realize getting mad at the state of this board is as equally retarded as the people you seem to hate right? I suppose that'd require a level of self awareness you seem to be lacking as you felt the need to make this derivative post with the same vain goal and self aggrandizing. Oh what's next? You're going to make fun of the people on 4chan for acting like 4chan dwellers? You going to act like you're better than them? Call them cringe? People like you are what's wrong with this site. Unironically. Kys or shut the fuck up and stop taking every rejection so fucking personally. I'm sorry your ego is so fragile and your mind so deluded so as to think that the very very small population of well adjusted misfits is the norm rather than the extreme minority.
>>34985604Buddy. Pal. My friend. You seem to be unwell. Perhaps you have been offended by my post. I don't understand why. I never said you didn't have to be mentally ill. In fact, directly in my post. The only hard limiter I gave was a 24 hour response. Unless you are some sort of nurse or doctor in emergency medicine I don't find that unreasonable. This is one of many normie boards that I have frequented since I started using 4chan in my youth, and it has gone downhill in recent times. I am not better than anyone, In fact I recall saying that I love brainrotters such as yourself. I don't need you to be well adjusted, I have met the most interesting, intelligent, and consistent people in my life through 4chan. I don't care about rejection, I care about communication. I can tell you care too, otherwise you wouldn't have spent this time writing in bad faith to the simple request I've made.
>>34985654I disagree, your whole diatribe about "tiktok brainrotters" just reeks of a superiority complex. If for even a moment you were to consider they're just people who are having fun, your whole "intellectual martyr" persona collapses. Therefore, you must believe everyone else is inferior or too dull to appreciate to keep the story you're telling yourself alive. I'm sorry you feel that way, or congratulations
>>34985671Excuse me. I am sorry that my description of the type of people I tend to think are less conversationally engaging is hurting your feelings. I don't believe that people who look at short form content for too long in their average day are "inferior" or "dull", I just don't believe that people who do so are generally conducive to the type of conversation I am looking for in this thread. I don't believe I said anywhere that those people aren't "fun". Who hurt you sweetie. Who made you hate people with conversational interests so much. I frankly consider my behavior as brainrotting to long form conversation, its just another way for people to rot their time away. Why can't I rot my time away in peace? Do you really think the people who prefer to watch yt shorts or sit there on league or just add people to rp once a night will enjoy talking to me? What is the point of commenting all of this information. Its not like you'll convince me to suddenly consider people interesting who don't talk to me the way I prefer. My generalizations, are just generalizations... If someone who felt offended by my comments doesn't add me, I likely wouldn't have liked to talk to them in the first place, given how forgiving I tend to be. And even then, the only actual thing I put in my "not looking for" section for my own post, was "People who are closed off or just looking for a spur of the moment conversation before fucking off forever." which is pretty fair I would say.
>>34985696My point in commenting this?>Sir you seem to be mistaken. This isn't reddit.
>>34985702Maybe I am mistaken and haven't read this properly. So let me take a breath so I can think .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................What are you talking about reddit for? What in my post makes you think I would want a mindless doomscrolling redditor? Do you think redditors would do the things I am asking? I guarantee they are much more disgusting than the people here.
>>34985502Wonderful. I don't post myself here typically, but I will now. I don't have an alt and I'll make one in the morning if there's anyone who'd like to chat with me. Though the few times I have posted - I didn't get much of a response so I'm not counting on it. >ASLEarly 20s "nonbinary" who travels often. US citizen.>Conversational Expectations for yourself and your partner (Average word count, Expected hours of conversation, etc)I'm a very chatty, open person. I don't mind if you aren't, but I'd like more than a single sentence. VC or text only is okay. I have a lot of free time, but I'm not clingy. You're free to talk to me as often or as little as you'd like. >Favorite MediaI read a little bit of postmodern literature, classics, and philosophy. I wouldn't say I'm super well-versed in them though. I enjoy movies, Sidney Lumet being my favorite director. I like modernist/postmodernist art in general. I don't play video games or watch anime nearly as much as I used to, but if you'd like, we can do those together too. >About yourselfI've had a few people say I'm cute. I'm getting plastic surgery soon, so hopefully I'll be even cuter in the near future. I hop around between Chicago, NYC, and Seattle often. But I'll be staying internationally for a while. I can work around your schedule though, no problem. I'm a frivolous person. >Looking forA smarter man that I can dote on. I'm not looking for a relationship or sex, electronic or otherwise. I don't want to know what you look like either. I want to flirt with, sexually harass you, nothing further. And I'd like it if you'd act nervous/shy/disgusted when I do. I'm a little dull, and want someone to teach me about art/philosophy/math/whatever, and need a little motivation. In exchange, I can buy you nice gifts.>Not looking forWomen, unless you want to larp as a man for me. People significantly older (10+), unless you want to larp as younger for me. If I end up buying you clothes, please don't be fat.
