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>ASL
38/M/US
>Looking For
A relationship (Any gender)
>Not Looking For
Under 30, VC, servers, sellers, beggars, lewd only, having kids, single parents, taken, married, cheating, poly, open, scat, piss, blood, diapers, chastity, bdsm, loli, shota, cub, littles, babyfurs, otherkins
>Interests
Old consoles (3rd to 6th gen), Western European languages, old anime ('70s to mid '00s), sci-fi, y2k, cyberpunk, halloween, goth, emo, furry, anthro, cartoons, comics, micro computers, retro tech, web 1.0, maritime, nautical, music (see below), children's books, children's channels, toys
>Music
Shibuya-kei, latin alternative, r&b, industrial, mpb, darkwave, trip hop, ebm, synthpop, coldwave, neo-soul
>Discord
dwr.gi

>ASL
Wizard / Male / North America
>KHHV status
KHHV and a NEET to boot I'm the full package baby
>About you
I'm only posting to see if anyone would actually be interested. Why does OP hate sex-havers with a virgin fetish? That seems like a win/win except once they deflower me they'd leave. Is that why you hate them OP?
>What you look like
Gollum but paler and with beady little eyes
>Looking for
(You)s, unless a rich woman wants to make a serious advance upon me in which case I shall swoon into her arms. Poor women may be acceptable too, but only if they're willing to financially support me while I sit around gathering dust.
>Not looking for
I don't even know what I am looking for, how can I know what I'm not?
>Contact
I'll watch the thread, but I don't think anyone is into what I offer

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>ASL
23/M/US PNW
>KHHV status
khhv. Never had a gf, never been on a date
>About you
former NEET in recovery. I'm still very indoorsy and have only 1 irl friend
I have a retarded, edgy, slur-laden sense of humor, but I try to be nice and supportive and not engage in too much negativity. I'm talkative and I don't mind carrying conversations if you're shy. It's also okay if you're too anxious to vc at first
I like anime. My favorites are 5cm per second, lucky star, eva, death note, genshiken, and sword of the stranger
my favorite genres of music are mall emo, j-rock, post-rock, ambient, soundtracks, and anything that was in 2000s youtube AMVs and GMVs
my interests are guitar, doodling, piano, 2000s tech/aesthetics/culture, thinking about doing music production, alternative fashion, Japanese, and the gym (but I promise I'm not annoying or judgy about it)
I'm not a gooner, I don't watch porn
>What you look like
pale white, clean-shaven, medium length (for a guy) brown hair, green eyes, lean athletic build, average height. Rate threads say I have a 6/10 face
>Looking for
a long-term relationship with a girl (female). I'm looking for true love and connection and all that gayness. Long distance is fine at first as long as you're serious about making it irl eventually
it would be cool if you have the following traits:
are nice. It's okay if you have bpd or other """not nice""" disorders, as long as you're aware of it and make an effort to be kind
share my indoorsiness/shut-in tendencies
share my retarded edgy sense of humor
are a weeb
like at least some of the music and anime that I like
are a khhv like me
I like girls with tomboyish personalities and interests
looks-wise, just please be a healthy weight
>Not looking for
trans, not weeby, not edgy/won't say slurs, overly chuddy, overly political in general
>Discord
and.how.we.missed.your.beat
I only talk to one girl at a time, so if it's been 24 hours and I haven't added you back, that's why

>>35019839
>ASL
23/M/New Jersey (Mercer Area)
>Interests/Hobbies
Big fan of the World of Darkness gameline (Primarily Vampire/Werewolf/Changeling), have run a fair amount of campaigns as a DM. Love Twin Peaks, X-Files, Stargate, Teen Wolf, and (old school) Yugioh. Books, primarily fiction, are also something I like. I've tried to start reading but work took the energy from me.
Gun owner, saving up for a rifle, listening to a lot of black metal lately
>Looking for
People who feel as alone as I do.
>Not looking for
Erp or hookups
>Contact
.diamonddude

>>35019849
bruh

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>asl
literal 30s man with 0 experience

>about
Just high standards, fucked life, and third world country. yay.

>discord
spark.mythril

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>>35019839

>ASL
28M, Northern Italy
>About you
I'm hyperromantic and an idealist at heart. I'm a virgin and I see it as a value. Last year I fell in love for the first time in my life, that girl clicked with me in a way no one else ever did and she shook my world, but she also led me on and broke my heart. I feel quite hopeless right now and I'm looking to find that kind of connection again, even if it feels like a fool's errand. I'm trying to rebuild and to find ways to live again because I have a lot of love to give.

Other than that, I work in a museum and with schools, I just got my English C2 cert and I'm writing a historical biography for a publisher on the side. I've recently picked up MMA as a coping mechanism and I hit the gym thrice a week to become the better version of myself. I collect military stuff, do metal detecting and sword fencing, I also hike a lot.

Some of my interests are military history, wargames, model building, militaria collecting, specific niche anime (I particularly love Girls und Panzer but I'm not a a big anime watcher otherwise), sword fencing, gaming (operational strategy, wargames and games which could pass as a training simulation for officers)
>What you look like
Pure West Alpinid / Celtoid, average height, muscular, still fat but I'm working on it (lots of improvements).
> Looking for
A girl, possibly younger, possibly from the EU or UK who can match my vibe: cute autistic history nerds please?
>Not looking for
non-whites, lgbtqwertyuiop, people diametrically opposite to my values and conception of life, ghosters; nothing more than that, I'm actually pretty open so come to say hi maybe.
>Contact
Discord: flvffinvicta

>>35019849
You seem interesting. I wish you luck!

>ASL
32/M/orange county, California
>khhv status
i have had some long distance relations ships but basically 0 in person experience
>about you
i have a shitty job, no car, and i live with family. i only go outside to work because all my friends live in norcal and visiting them is a pain. i mostly hang out on discord and talk to them. im not a lonely person, and im not sad being single but i wanna try giving a relationship in person a try. im actively working on the car situation. i mainly play videogames but i like mmos the most. i dont drink or do drugs. no mental illness unless playing osrs counts as one
>what you look like
fat, 5,7 probably ugly
>looking for
any woman who wants to give me a shot really. i find most women attractive, im not porn brain broken.
>not looking for
men, i can be attracted to very feminine men and mtf trans women but i would prefer to date a cis woman at this time
>contact
Discord: weepaif

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>ASL
20/M/northeast USA
>about
i really dont know what to say about myself personality-wise. i talk more than anybody else when im with people i like, and dont care to talk much at all otherwise. im very patient with people, dont get annoyed easily. i enjoy spending time with people i like more than anything else, by far. almost everybody i know thinks im autistic, but ive never been to a therapist or anything for a diagnosis
i like cooking, fishing, and sometimes playing games or watching anime/tv. also, im christian, and i go to college & have a job
>khhv status
ive technically held hands before during some class activity where we were forced to & i happened to be next to a girl. didnt feel anything since it was forced. does that make me not a KHHV?
>what you look like
im white, 5'7, i have the same hairstyle, but longer, as raiden in mgs2(not mgrr) but i have no idea what its called. brown eyes & light brown hair, and a decent build. people have asked me if im a skater or a guitar player, apparently i look like one of those.
>looking for
a white christian girl around my age that has the same goal in life as me, which is to get married and have kids and a happy family
it'd be nice if you live on or somewhat near the east coast(of america). atleast be in america or canada, unless you are gonna move here eventually anyway
also, i usually get along alot better with social outcast/loser or loner types, so we might not get along well if you aren't like that
>not looking for
not christian
bipolar personality
fat or not white(i dont care what you look like aside from these 2 things)
not a virgin
troon
men("former or current penis owners" as someone else from here put it)
>contact
sanctrm5 on discord

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>about
Male

>interests
philosophy, cats, ethics, the human condition, melancholy, the future, chess, coop games, and why you're reading this

>contact
axiomtrace

>a/s/l
25/M/USA east coast

>about me.
nerd who enjoys history, drawing, anime, and video games, I like going to concerts, conventions, I enjoy going to the movies or going out to eat, I really like finding niche spots that are kinda unknown and eating there, I also enjoy the beach and nature in general

>looking for
someone who enjoys spending time with me and talking together, looking for someone I can do a lot with but I also really don’t mind just chilling and hanging out as well.

>not looking for
I’m straight so no men please and thank you

>contact
discord: angry_pirate_asuka

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>asl
23/male/pennsylvania
>status
never even received an interested glimpse
>appearence
white passing white mischling. white but dark features besides that.
>about me
dork who was always told he was really mature for his age. supposedly high functioning basket case. I wish I was born at least (minimum) 10 years before i actually was so i could have had more time living in ignorance of how soulless and anti human & anti nature everything would become. i am in an isengard field unfortunately.
>interests/hobbies
writing, drawing, cooking, history.
i have 3 stories bouncing around my mind which one day i hope to turn into novels.
>looking for
white or white passing 18-24F for life long. probably needs to have a good many screws loose (like me) to be on the same wavelength.
>dealbreakers
thinks the world in its current state is good, not good with cats or dogs
>contact
discord: s3313_
i also made a stoat because i have no idea what the face scanning shit I've read about is/maybe being implemented.
stoat: demeesc#8719

18

Have not hugged, kissed, held hands or had sex

I don’t have a lot of friends and only leave the house when it is very necessary or i’m forced, i sleep lots through most of the day and only wake up to go to college

underweight, ugly-average on my best days, black hair and brown lazy eye (i have esotropia)

A man who is Khhv too :]

Rude, demanding, non KHHV, under 22 over 35, nsfw, wants to date after two week

>>35023671
What's your contact?

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MY TIME TO SHINE

*Cracks knuckles*
*Licks palm*
*Slicks back hair*

>ASL
33/M/Canada
>KHHV status
Kissless virgin, only hugged platonically and was forced to hold hands with classmates a few times during group activities in primary school
>About you
The self-aware type of autistic, patient, understanding, try to be funny, primary interests are boomer music and Nintendo/Square Enix vidya with history and bad movies trailing behind, main flaws are that I'm kind of lazy, have trouble being emotionally vulnerable, and lack confidence/assertiveness
>What you look like
White, brown hair, brown eyes, 6'2", around 280 pounds, have been told I look like Randy from My Name Is Earl, Rich Evans, Chris-Chan, a balding Jack Black, or a mildly unkempt Tony Soprano
>Looking for
A femanon, preferably in North America and ideally in Canada, who is maybe a little autistic but not severely mentally ill, introverted homebody, good sense of humour, enthusiastic about her interests, likes to "yap" as the zoomers say, isn't afraid of being cringe, bonus points for light-coloured eyes
>Not looking for
Ghosters, people who don't give anything to work with conversation-wise, Cluster B personality disorders
>Contact
Discord: Moi.jpg

>>35019839
might as well post it here too

>a/s/l
28/m/LatAm
>KHHV status
last relationship I had was 12 years ago, it counts, right?
>about me
5'7, skinny, brown shaggy hair, short beard, light skin, been told I'm pretty okay looking. I'm laid back and try to not stress about things (which tends to stress others), high functioning 'tism so I can go on about my interests but I enjoy listening too, I really don't know how to describe myself positively lol, I guess I'm pretty introverted too
>interests
animation and cinema in general (I try to not be snobbish about it), e-punk, white girl music, sad indie bullshit, gamedev, storytelling
>looking for
women, cis or trans is fine, as long as they're nice to look at (I feel like an ass saying this but it's because I'm *technically* straight). looking for a friend or even a long term relationship, someone I can exchange ideas and have lengthy conversations with.
>preferences (due to what was previously said)
any height, over 20/under 35, cute rounded face, big eyes, cute nose, visibly feminine body from skinny to slightly chubby, I don't care about genitalia
>not looking for
hookups, flings, NSFW, sexting, etc. I'm not a very sexual person, I'm a "romantic intimacy" person
>contact
discord: obviousburner103

>>35023759
discord @hellohellohellohellohelloo

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>>35019839
5 Remaining virgin,
7 I see women only hate
5 kind, soft men, like me.
7 Truly? Why, then should I date?
7 To them, I am but vermin.

1 you should add me then 2 makes me and you ^_^ merchantpioneerraider
And 3 makes me ^ ^ ^ happy you came :>

>>35024723
^^^ Merchantpioneerraider smdh silly gobby

>>35024726
Pioneermerchantraidet* sorry. Ehem

Pioneermerchentraider sorry ehem

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>>35024723
>>35024726
>>35024730
>>35024733

>>35024733
>>35024730
>>35024726
>>35024723
I refuse to believe this is a mistake. You did this on purpose to draw attention to yourself. It's a good move and it probably worked. Don't tell me otherwise.

I refuse to believe there are this few virgins on this board

>ASL
34//m/canada
>KHHV status
held hands in dance class in like the 8th grade
>About you
Just a depressed man who is disappointed in how his life turned out. I just spend most of my time on the computer or outside on my bicycle.
>What you look like
Bald Slav slightly out of shape
6'1" 185lbs
>Looking for
khhv,non-bpd,non-fat,someone not into drugs or alcohol.
Someone who is emotionally available and not just looking for validation or attention.

>>35026889
discord wild_thing

genuinely wondering, how did you guys manage to end up 25-30+ with nothing happening whatsever? what's your story? are you hideous? have the personality of wet bread? live on an isolated island with only birds? seriously, what's your story?

>>35027182
For me,

>Overweight since childhood
>Balding
>Social anxiety, afraid of embarrassment or rejection
>Almost definitely autistic, bad at small talk and eye contact
>Can only bring myself to talk to girls online
>Rarely got invited out by classmates in school or college
>Moved with my parents to a small town in the middle of nowhere when I was 21, have lived with them there since
>Have had a driver's license for like five years but am still afraid to drive any more than absolutely necessary, would never dare drive to the nearest city over an hour away

>>35027217
A few more points I forgot:

>Almost no young people in my town
>Don't make enough money to afford an apartment in a city
>Not into drinking or drugs at all

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>asl
22 M eastern USA
>status
Its over
>about
Lonely awkward man. I like playing CS2 and Minecraft or going outside. I have trouble opening up and making new friends. I turn 23 in the fall so yeah the clock is ticking and I don't want to be lonely the rest of my life.
>Appearance
6', 155lbs, white, brown hair and dark green eyes.
>looking for
Someone nice who will play games or watch shows with me. It'd be cool to do other stuff together IRL too if you live close enough.
>not looking for
Underage, troons
>contact
Flika1999

>>ASL
20/M/Southeast US
>>KHHV status
KHHV, i don't think ive ever had a woman interested in me romantically
>>About you
just a shut-in autistic NEET who spends 90% of the day just browsing youtube watching whatever catches my eye, sometimes ill play video games or watch anime
>>What you look like
5'3 170-180 lbs pretty hairy, pretty ugly
>>Looking for
idk a nice girl to talk to and maybe date, maybe someone who is in a similar situation to me
>>Not looking for
bio men, someone who just messages once every couple of days or just a few times and never gain
>>Contact
uggywug on discord

>>35027182
For me being single doesnt bother me. I got friends that i visit once in a while and i talk to them everyday. I just never bothered dating just had fun and gamed instead. Still am. But i wanna give it a shot. I am fat but honestly it only matters for shit like dating apps and i guess here. In settings where im face to face and actually get to hang out and talk to people ive had people that liked me. I just liked gaming more

>>35027182
>live on an isolated island with only birds?
Unironically

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>ASL
19 / FtM / USA EST

>KHHV status
I have never even had my first kiss on the lips yet.

>About you
Depressed degenerate loser with more kinks than brains. I like mommy and femdom the most, where a girl either dotes on me or teases me. Bottom puppygirls are also incredibly rapeable and hot for mindbreak.
I don’t mind being a vers top, I’m just never a bottom.

>Looking for
Distractions.
Girls or anyone subby/fem enough I can be creepy around and take advantage of (CNC style).
I mean there’s more, I like to go more in depth in DMs to tell you the truth.
But if you’re also the kind of person who just wants to be friends, I’m open for any conversation regardless of the subject. I couldn’t care less anymore these days.

>Not looking for
Tops

>Contact
@prayerchain on Discord

>>35030408
another confused """bisexual""" woman

>>35027182
I ain't posting itt, but I'll answer you since I meet the criteria
>unattractive nerd through school
>don't go outside & socialise much
>too focused on studies and work
>don't have friends in my town, don't know how to get some
>mental/confidence issues for many years, though resolved now
>don't feel I'm particularly interesting

Overall just feel I missed the boat a little and now I don't know what I'm doing. I'm not hideous or out of shape & I've had people hit on me before, but for one reason or another turned them down. In the end it's nobody's fault but mine & I have yet to figure things out. I am certain 4chan is not a good way out, it's shouting into the void and I only come to /soc/ out of curiosity. I could be wrong of course, but either way I pray we will all find our way in time, God bless.

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>ASL
20/ M / Poland

>KHHV Status
All. I've not experienced anything in regards to women, I haven't even talked to one for longer than a quick interaction at a store

>About you
I'm an engineering student. I like videogames, visual novels, and military history.. guns.. that kind of thing. I like to drink.
I enjoy talking to people and shooting the shit, I like talking about my interests because I'm quite passionate about some things and it's easy for me to go off on long rants

>Looks
Brown hair, long-ish small beard (essentially) only on the chin, I don't know what you would call it). I have blue eyes, and wear glasses. I don't think I look ugly, but I can look dissheveled. I've got nearly permanent eyebags.
Slightly chubby but working on redeeming myself

>Looking for
Long-term relationship and understanding. I want to come home to someone and immediately feel relaxed. Dreams of caring and being cared for. I am in for all things mutual
We don't have to share all interests, but I'd be happy if we clicked
I have a tendency to like shorter girls with short and slightly messy hair, and a tendency to like spergs

>Not looking for
Overly sexual, materialistic, dry or not genuine people, people who take everything far too seriously

>Discord
.eck

>>35027182
im 41, havent posted ITT but ive attempted a few times, always leaving empty handed, some of us just have bad cards in life dude

>physically short and ugly
>moved a fuck ton as a kid, never had friends
>family was sick alot, had to take care of them, home alone, never could go out
>family is gone now, alone at 41, no connections, no friends, no family

It just be like that some days my dude, got all the time and money in the world just no company and nobody gives a fuck to be company because everyone is a shallow whore anymore

>>35032489
>because everyone is a shallow whore anymore
Right and you totally have depth and aren't shallow at all

>>35032611
Most people are shallow, and honestly if you make it to 41 without even trying to work around that you lack any sort of will to socially cooperate and deserve to be alone.

>ASL
19M/US
>KHHV status
Never dated, kissed etc, haven't even had a positive interaction with a female in at least a year
>About you
Chronically lonely and seeking some connection, NEET, I may be dry at first.
My interests are video games, drums, music, and a bunch of other stuff you'd expect out of an autist male.
>What you look like
Tall chubby white guy with blonde hair and a busted face
>Looking for
I guess a femanon that's interested in talking to me, not really picky
>Not looking for
Ghosters, men etc
>Contact
Discord: unc_is_burc

I'm an older sexhaver, but I still want another KHHV gf so bad. :c The more friendless a loser the better.

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>>35033235
Back off

>>35030408
>Only female in the thread
>It's a trooner who chooses to be a virgin
The absolute gall of women

>>35023671

18 F* girls can add too btw

>>35032489
do you like trannies?

>>35033235
why the fuck would a zoomer girl who managed to do the herculean task of not whoring out before 21 lower herself to some weird creep like you? What do you have to offer?

>>35027182
Only want to do that with a woman i love and trust. Giga baggage and mother/sister issues that are nightmare tier. Ill be 32 soon, couldn't care less but im in a voluntary position. Ive been assaulted a fair few times by women ive turned down. Some even tried for years. One for over a decade and counting, I feel bad to catch a woman's eye, they tend to have no shame and will cry or beg or fuck with your life but im still holding out just fine. I never post or even thought about posting in these threads. Ive added probably close to 30-40 women over the years. None seem to care about anything but looks and that literally makes me feel like puking. It disgusts me to be the object of some fucking creatures lust. Im perfectly fine dying or living the rest of my life this way. Its simply my default state and in that state im happy.

>>35036296
Can I have your contact

>>35019839
>Asl
22(very soon)/M/Bay area
>Khhv status
Frequent platonic hugs. Never held hands, never kissed, Have never touched a vagina period.
>About you
Boring cat larper on discord. I meow at people on discord :3. N I play various single player games and tetr.io. I like music, used to listen to a bunch of metal, though I'm in my white girl pop era rn. Love Lana del rey, Slayyyter, and Ariana grande. Very high chance of autism according to other people. I have a car and a job, but I get sleepy while driving for anything over 1.5hrs and it's a shitty part time job I got fresh out of HS. Uh personality wise, people assume I'm like a mtf or femboy usually for some reason.
>What you look like
5'6 145lbs, fat Asian man with long hair and 0 fashion sense
>Looking for
I know this is the dating thread, mainly frens :3
>Not looking for
Just weird niggas I guess
>Contact(discord)
Katt5908

Meow henlo people that know me ≽(•⩊ •マ≼

>>35034809
I'm turning 21 soon and it was extremely easy not to be like that (I'm a khhv too) tho I am ugly and introverted but still (not that I would try to get with someone who calls themselves an old sexhaver lmao)

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F20 Filipina College Student x Perky and Natural

Telegram/Discord/Snapchat: @shannababyy

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>>35027182
I was the quiet kid all throughout school. The only attention I got from girls was when they wanted to ask me something stupid so they could have more things to giggle about with their retarded friends.
Played a lot of MMORPGs growing up. Had a lot of LDRs with other (actual real) women. Some lasting months, some lasting years.
The last one I had was from 2013-2018. That one, specifically, I was incredibly invested in. We talked almost every day, usually through text but also voice chat. We exchanged pictures, nudes included. We watched TV shows and movies. We played lots of games together. I taught her how to play Pokemon. Seeing her complete FireRed was one of the best moments of my life. Then all of a sudden in 2018 she drops me. Likely met someone new, but I wouldn't know for sure because I never spoke to her again. It's eight years and three months later and I'm still bleeding from it. I can't go through something like that again. I'd probably actually kill myself for real. I can't imagine how worse it would have been if this happened with someone I knew in person.
Now I work a job with graveyard hours. Zero social interaction outside of 4chan and the few friends I have left on Discord (assuming they're still awake when I am). Very little chance to meet anyone new, let alone a girlfriend. I've honestly resigned myself to dying alone and unloved by now. Just don't think about it now.

>>35037114
:(

>>35027182
Haven't posted ITT yet, but this seems like a good opportunity to vent.
>born month premature and underweight
>mom fattened me up so I'd grow
>got bullied for being fat so I wanted to not be fat
>told mom as much
>she gaslit me into thinking shit like milkshakes were healthy to keep me fat
>dad is/was paranoid schizo, gaslit me into thinking the world was evil, everybody wanted to hurt me, and that my friends were fake
>somehow managed to make a few friends anyway
>dad accused me of having gay sex with them and forbade me from seeing them
>both parents let me drink alcohol because they thought it was funny (I liked the taste)
>permanent lower back pain because sis tried imitating wrestling moves on me while I was asleep @ ~5yrs old
>thus grew up a fat, lonely, socially retarded, alcoholic runt with back pain and trust issues
It took me a long time to get over that shit and learn how to be normal. Especially sucks because I have legit great genetics: 6'5", strong frame, 135 IQ, strength gains 2-3x faster than average. Could've had a good life if I'd been blessed with a normal childhood.

>>35037584
>6'5
On the bright side, even if you're 40, you've got a big leg up over others as long as you can keep a clamp on your mental tendencies.
Bitches love tall dudes.

27 m
seeking fellow daydreamers to
dream with.
partake in mischief, and shenanigans of aII sorts..
find meaning in the mundane
and discover wonder together,
wherever that may be found-
whether within ourselves, or in each other.

Discord - sunshine036286

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>ASL
Female
>KHHV status
KHHV
>About you
Former NEET due to mental illness, still mentally ill but no longer a NEET.
Into various nerdy things, but have little to no experience in them because I'm scared to do things alone.
I'm a fucken sperg who can hardly handle social interactions, especially not IRL. I use 4chan because I can hide behind a veil of anonymity.
Picrel is something I filled out for /atoga/, though I don't consider myself a femcel.
>What you look like
NO
>Looking for
(You)s. I don't want to post contact, nothing will come of it!
>Not looking for
N/A
>Contact
If someone is actually somehow, some way interested in me.. I'll add. But I'm not posting contact lel

>>35037769
>femcel bingo
That was a fun thread

>>35037769
Honestly, as long as you don't have specifically BPD, I've been friends with worse.

>>35037784
I don't have bpd. I got confused when I made this because apparently I don't even know my own mental illnesses....
I have schizoaffective disorder which I thought was both a mood and psychotic disorder, but it's just psychotic lel.

>>35037795
That one.. is also pretty bad, but at least it can be maintained with discipline and medication without making you feel like you wanna kill yourself 9 times out of 10.
So yeah, I'd say you're friendable, even if you'd likely end up nuking yourself out of most people's DMs from feelings of inadequacy, even as they tell you you're good enough.

>>35037802
I should've mentioned - its depressive type not bipolar type. I'm not bad at maintaining friendships, I just am undatable.

>>35037814
Ah. Sadly, I gotta go to work, but I wish ya luck finding companionship. I might offer a burner up later and see where it goes from there, but what's your preferred platform?

>>35037769
from one schizoid to another, you do seem rather nice
if you wanna add me, my discord is yourtorchlightstheway

>>35037887
>yourtorchlightstheway
Added :)

>>35037769
don't know if I really wanna drop my discord just yet, but I've got a little throwaway email z3dsd3d@proton.me
My fucked up life (by my own hands desu) has left me feeling like I can only date someone else who a bit fucked up. Worth a chance to see, I guess

>>35037769
I'd love to chat with u
klauseraaa

>>35027182
>genuinely wondering, how did you guys manage to end up 25-30+ with nothing happening whatsever? what's your story? are you hideous? have the personality of wet bread? live on an isolated island with only birds? seriously, what's your story?

At 16 i was a meh looking teenager who everyone picked on. One girl heard I liked her so she mocked me for it and her female friends joined it. By the end of hs i ended up getting into violent brawls with people that messed with me and became a social recluse. Then i was a neet for many years. during that time i mostly avoided women online and irl. I found out about Elliot Rodger and got insanely deep in incel forums. I was everywhere.

late 20's i got a job tried to be normal. at 30 i found a girl on 4chan. she promised to meet me but cucked me instead. I tried hanging myself but just hurt my shoulders and back. then i started lifting heavy. Now i am physically stronger than ever at 31 and hate women more than ever

>>35037769
I'd be down for having a talk, see if we click
DC: grenularis

>>35027182
Easy, just be quiet, shy, anxious and with low self esteem so you just self isolate to not brother anyone xd.

>>35037769
hiii lol im interested :) dc: normalguylol20

>>35037769
Eh. Why not.

voidedgorilalord9973

>>35037769
I'm shocked anyone was interested, but then again... I am a female on /soc/.
I added/emailed everyone who responded! :-)

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>ASL
18/M/Ireland
>KHHV status
Check, check, check and check
>About you
Boring faggot. I smoke. Not weed, just normal cigarettes. Probably gonna fail my final exams- in that case I'll wagecuck at some retail or become a warehouse subhuman or something. I like games, manga and music but have been getting anhedonia for everything lately.
>What you look like
5/10, I hope. I can maybe be a 6/10 if I put in serious effort.
>Looking for
Biological female, won't cheat, very loyal, genuinely cares about me, doesn't fall to me to carry the conversation- mostly because I suck at speaking and vastly prefer listening to people rant about their interests.
>Not looking for
Trannies (sorry I like vaginas) and people who don't like "problematic media" (one of my favourite games is BLACK SOULS II). Also people who want to give blowjobs. I am perfectly fine with eating a girl out but I don't want my mouth touching her dick. I wanna kiss and make out and stuff instead :(
>Contact
I am not dumb enough to post my Discord here. If any woman replies to this with interest (very VERY unlikely) I'll post a burner email she can contact and give her my Discord via that.

>>35042038
>my mouth touching her dick
*her mouth touching my dick
Grammar correction. I am retarded. Like I said, only biological women.

>>35027182
>genuinely wondering, how did you guys manage to end up 25-30+ with nothing happening whatsever?
I think I'm just very inexperienced with romance.
>what's your story?
Who knows, that doesn't matter for this.
>are you hideous?
No, from the reactions I get from people, I'd assume I look fairly decent, I guess it depends on the preference of the person.
>have the personality of wet bread?
I don't really think so, I'm very wild once I get really close with a person, before that I'm okay I guess, I wouldn't say I'm super boring personality wise even at the start.
>live on an isolated island with only birds? seriously, what's your story?
Shut up, I'm scared I guess. I could've probably found someone to have sex with, but I'm terrified of the idea of making a dating app account. I also want a connection with the person I'm having sex with, I don't want to have sex with some random woman who doesn't really like me and I don't really like her.

>>35027182
Expelled from public school, homeschooled evangelical upbringing, commuted to college as a STEMcel. Very shy/introverted, never approached women. Also short and had terrible acne my first few years of college, so it's not like anyone wanted much to do with me. Cleared up by my early-mid 20s, used to have a complex about being ugly in my 20s but now in my 30s I look back and realize how much potential I threw away.

>>35042044
>>35042038
Nigga you gay

>>35027182
>live on an isolated island with only birds?
This one, but playing videogames and not leaving the house unless it's hanging around a drama queen (male) for your teens and early twenties is not conductive to having female contact, to no one's surprise.
Handsome, just self-isolating.

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>asl
25m
>Khhv
Never had interactions with girls
>about you
Anorexic,tired looking, awful hair, semi-neet,bipolar
>Looking for
Some chat and see how it goes
>Not looking for
Dry replies
>Contact
deso6359@proton.me

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>asl
21/Male/Europe
>KHHV status
twinkcel
>interests
I like the outdoors (hiking, camping, foraging, hunting), cooking, gamedev and video games (deadlock, milsims, weird indie games, coop horror), coding (in C!) tinkering with computers (BSD and Linux) and electronics, music (metal, rock and classical), sports (swimming and basketball),history and literature
>looking for
Friends/relationship someone who I can form a genuine connection with.
>not looking for
Passionless people with no hobbies
People that forget why they add me
Gooners
>contact
ackee205

Please tell me something about yourself when you add me.

pic is me

>>35042633
IT WAS A MISTYPE MAN OK IT WAS A GRAMMAR ERROR I AM NTO A FAG I SWEAR

>ASL
25/M/EU
>KHHV status
Mentalcel (Depression & C-PTSD)
>About me
Tall (6ft+), dark (hair and eyes) and Caucasian. Darker aesthetic (clothes), fashionable. I live alone, independent thanks to my job.
Personality-wise I’m extroverted but avoidant in some cases. I’m selective about who I actually let close. Been burned before, but when I click with someone I open up more.
Interests
Gaming, nature hikes, exploring cities, socialisation. I like the balance of staying in and chilling or going out and doing things.
>Looking for
A girl, ideally (guys adding me are usually weird gay ones), who is interested in something serious. Loyal, emotionally present, and genuine is all I ask for. Open to long distance if there’s real intent to meet eventually. I date with the idea of building something stable and long-term, so hookups aren't really something I want at this point.
>Not looking for
Drama, people who make their mental health their whole personality, heavy baggage that dominates everything, or girls who just want attention/validation without putting in effort. It's weird.
I want a calm, happy, secure life with the right person. Someone I can build with, feel safe with, and actually enjoy the simple days alongside the exciting ones.
If any of this sounds interesting to you, my Discord is countolson. Thanks for not being a weirdo.

>ASL
20F, UK
>status
khhv, kind of neet
>about
was anorexic from 12-18 and am autistic which kind of killed any romantic opportunity for me in my formative years. i like horror movies, sewing and doing my nails
>what i look like
5"2 brown hair, i'll show you if we get along
>looking for
i don't know anymore
>not looking for
i give up
>contact
discord: piiqpiip

>>35044017
then why didn't you add me back?

>>35044017
Added you (cjp020). I barely eat these days and I love horror so that sounds like reason enough to me.

>>35044017
added you a while back, have yet to accept, what's going on miss piiqpiip

>>35042038
This is me. 18y/o Irish anon here.

>>35044047
>>35044052
>>35044074
Because you guys are among the countless others who have reached out to them. I'm sorry but you're beta orbiters. Just do the same shit I do and HOPE someone else reaches out to your post. Ludicrously unlikely it'll ever happen but better than being an orbiter (I think)

>>35044164
Yeah, I'm not sure why it was ever the norm for men to approach. Seems way more stressful for everyone since women are the selective ones.

>>35044164
Anon, you're posting as a virgin, in a virgin thread, I don't think you're in any position to call other people "beta" And yes whilst I'm posting in the same thread, I'm not calling anyone out

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>ASL
18/M/UK
>KHHV status
I have only had online relationships and 1 sexual experience.
>About you
I'm a college student learning business with the intention to go to university however if given the right opportunity i would give this up happily. i'm also a femboy! Happy to answer any questions at all! I don't mind if you're a woman or a man i care more about the person than the gender they are.
I love reading, gaming, gooning, movies, watching financial videos and geopolitics!
>What you look like
I am 6'1 (185cm) and roughly 63kg (139lbs) I have medium length darkish brown curly hair, blue eyes and I wear glasses cus i'm short sighted!
>Looking for
Reach out if you're interested in dating and having me live with you at some point. i'd love to get to know you. If you have any questions at all i'd be more than willing to answer them. I'm pretty open kink wise and i'm more on the submissive side I do enjoy more toxic elements within a relationship but again reach out to me for more details on that ^~^
>Not looking for
Anyone super out of shape, not interested in getting to know me or going to ghost me.

>>35044949
Discord is lulu_alternate

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> ASL
21/MtF/UK
>KHHV status
KHHV
>About you
Yes I am a tranny. No I don't pass yet, I'm starting HRT very soon (please note that I am a twink not a gorillahon). I'm interested in lots of things, maybe you can add me to learn more about them ( ˘_˘ )
>What you look like
Dark hair, very white skin. I am 100% Anglo-Saxon my family is from Scotland but I am English. In good shape, I exercise daily and eat healthily.
>Looking for
I am looking for a husband. Think of getting with me as investing in bitcoin in 2009. As your wife, I will cook, clean, and hang on your every word. In 2 years I will be a passoid and you'll be glad you got with me.
>Not looking for
Losers, faggots, LARPers, religious nuts, cold texters, assholes, sex-brained chimps, violent psychopathic freaks etc.
Because I can't have children I don't really care about race-mixing BUT you must be civilised and western if you want to add me.
> Contact
Discord: berlinheroes45

>>35037584
Can we have contact, i love fat men

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female, khhv, faceless, autistic
D ugliestwoman

Has anyone ever actually found a heterosexual relationship through one of these threads? I feel like a female would have to be severely mentally ill to even frequent this board.

22 / M/ NL
>About me
chill, affectionate, into games/music/reading
>Looking for
a boyfriend, preferably twink/femboy vibes but if we click we click
still kinda exploring things & never actually had a bf before so patience is appreciated lol(im a switch btw)
>Not looking for
dry conversations or mind games!!
>discord
glhfcutie

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>asl
21/M/FL
>Description
White,5’11,college, shut-in autist, KHHV
>Interests
love Anime, favorite anime’s are mainly Monster, Steins;Gate 1 and 0, Rozen Maiden, Code Geass, Clannad, Kaiji there’s more but that’s the rundown I am also getting into Visual novels, I am currently playing Chaos;Head, I wouldn’t mind watching anime with someone, in fact I’d love to

For games I guess a few games and franchises I can name: REmake, Yakuza games, getting into persona, Victoria 2, played dark souls 1 and 2, liked Kingdom Come Deliverance(I do play l4d2 and War of Rights along with Holdfast occasionally but not with friends and not much) I honestly don’t mind playing multiplayer games (even if it’s ones I don’t have) I just have no one to play games with (currently playing manhunt)

As for music I love metal, mainly doom, SOME death, black metal, SOME power metal(I am very picky regarding that), the only metal I dislike is thrash metal or thrashy metal, I like alt rock (like ozma, weezer, the rentals, and sElf), along with some Neofolk, and also baroque and classical, love harpsichords, I’ve been getting into music for nearly a year so don’t expect me to know every household band

As for other stuff I like, love history, 16th to 20th century, I like 20th century politics, I won’t talk about this stuff to you unless you want me to though, since it can bore people out. I like geography and nature, prehistory to an extent as well, Twitter

>Looking for

An autistic woman who is interested in me and loves me (and I love back) and plans to have children and a long term relationship, hopefully eventually becoming married if it goes well, we could watch anime together, play games, just talk in general, read together, etc…..
>Not looking for
Men, troons, people out of US, aversion to terminally online rw humor (again, I won’t be political unless you want to), people who ghost instead of unfriend when you think I’m boring

Discord: ferdinand3__

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>ASL
21F

>About me
khhv and absolute loser. former neet but i'm a semi-productive wagey now, though i only work part-time due to mental illness and anxiety, meaning i have plenty of free-time to chat and game. i'm a total social recluse, which i guess is how i've ended up in this predicament. i've got trauma but i'm self-aware about it and working through it with my therapist.

love all things nerdy, i've got too many hobbies and interests to reasonably list here. obscure internet knowledge is one such interest, and i also like researching cults and religion in my free-time. i also love girly stuff like shoujo/moe and dressing up.

my red flags are that i'm a bit obsessive when i like someone and tend to base my worth entirely around their opinion of me


>Looking For
an online arrangement because i'm terribly anxious with anyone irl who isn't my immediate family. lowkey got bullied too much in my formative years which has transformed into me liking mean guys, but i'm open to chatting with any guy over 21.

>Not looking for
women to date, being friends = ok

>Contact

dreitonc418 (discord)

if you suck at openers, tell me your favorite song from your favorite video game soundtrack!

22 / M/ NL
>About me
chill, affectionate, into games/music/reading
>Looking for
a boyfriend, preferably twink/femboy vibes but if we click we click
still kinda exploring things & never actually had a bf before so patience is appreciated lol(im a switch btw )
>Not looking for
dry conversations or mind games
>discord
glhfcutie

>ASL
28/M/UK
>KHHV status
KHHV
>About you
Software developer. I like learning languages, trying to cook, movies, videogames, and rarely reading. I'm trying to relearn British trees lately. I like to learn stuff and feel inspired by people who do things I don't.
>What you look like
6'1 (186cm), average BMI and I wear glasses. Disclaimer I am not white but not quite brown. I'm """tan""" with hairier than average arms. I keep my face shaved and have an okay jaw
>Looking for
a girl who likes me
>Not looking for
a girl who does not like me or a guy
>Discord
socdoras

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18+ SFW
https://discord.gg/duo3k
social shitpost server, banter and flirting is encouraged (:
loosely related to the incel dating app, duolicious

resident goth is bored and attempting to learn gaeilge, especially if you're irish and can speak it too- i do not trust the green bird for pronunciation and it'd be nice to shoot the shit!! also doing readings if you're chill

artists, lonely folk, tarot enthusiasts, queers, music lovers, occultists, the fashion-oriented, tech nerds, misandrists, femcels, incels, neets, stinky gamers, hotties, clowns & jesters, goths, punks, dorks, debaters, car nerds, tabletop nerds, edaters, writers, weebs, and druggies are welcome here. we do have a few normal people, too, if that's what you're into.

we have a decent community of silly people and are generally welcoming!!! blogs, self-assign colors and roles, semi-regular vc, cute server tag, gradient color roles of your choosing for boosters, and a requests channel for things that people want added.

we're like a big ole family. come hang out
https://discord.gg/duo3k

right wing larpoids, bootlicking faggots, racists etc will be bullied and treated like a soccer ball fyi

>>35060072
This server is filled with trannies tagged as females btw

21/M/UK

looking for friends
- must be female
- must be virgin
- do NOT approach me with romance or sex in mind, it will NOT happen

and you might be thinking, why would you come to this thread if you don't want sex? simple... i enjoy leading people on. i enjoy wasting people's time and making them think they'll get something out of it when they won't.

and to prove how much i mean it i'm not even gonna attach my contacts. i'll contact YOU and you'll have no way of knowing

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>>35019839
>ASL
Straight 31/M/US
>KHHV status
All of the above.
>About you
Spiritually NEET autistic that's kind of into video games, animation, music, biology, and philosophy, but in a depressive funk. Likes mining 80s-00s media for nostalgic content and labeling where famous historical figures fell on the narcissism-autism spectrum. Stuffed animal enjoyer.
>Looking for
I'm too disoriented sexually for a full serious relationship, but I want to dip my toes in the water and practice just in case the stars align and to feel a little bit what it's like. So intimate friendship? Don't care if virgin or not, just compatibility and understanding.
>Not looking for
Leftists. Malicious behavior.
>Contact
wooster411 on Discord.

>>35027182
>have the personality of wet bread?
That and I'm always afraid of coming off as a creep, so I avoided talking to women. Also there has to be a defect or two in my brain which probably has a role in this.

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>ASL
29/M/US
>KHHV status
I am right on the heels of entering the ranks of not only the Wizards, but the fabled cult of Bi Wizards. Once I capture this swift-footed old man I'll have double the powers, and twice the horns.
>About you
I am a NEET, and seeing as how no combination of "personality traits" or "interests/hobbies" seems to transcend this awful institution, I'm beginning to question if I actually even exist. I urgently need someone to feed me a flurry of verbal sherris sack that "ascends me into the brain, dries me there all the foolish and dull and crudy [wet bread] which environs it." Please roundhouse kick me with your wonderful words, fair anon, and knock the life back into me. picrel is a hummingbird, because I admire their restless energy and "live on an isolated island with only birds."
>Looking For
Manic pixie dream platonic friend.
People who don't mind me occasionally ranting about what I'm reading (so I know I didn't just dream it).
People who are okay with more impromptu, unstructured conversations.
>Contact
Discord: quickexact
Matrix: @august:nope.chat

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I'm looking for someone special. The missing puzzle piece.
I accept all friend requests.

This is what I promise (You):

>You will have me as a friend. I'll be there for you, and share each other our life.
>You will have me as a mentor. When in need, in pain, in doubt, in confusion: I will share my wisdom with you.
>You will have me as an advisor. To plan for the future, to deal with difficult choices - I'll do my best to help you out.
>You will have me as a teacher. Philosophy, art, math, psychology - I can teach any topic to the best of my ability.
>I will never lie or dox you. I would not dare betray the trust of someone so dear to me. You have my word.

This is what I expect from you in return:

>Honesty. No lies, there's no point otherwise.
>Loyalty. I'm talking long-term. At first, it's fine if either of us feel it's not working out.
>Dedication. Be online often. Do your best to nurture the bond, like you would a plant.
>Put effort in following my will. I don't want a slave, but this does demand a power imbalance.
>Full trust. If I tell you to change your lifestyle, I expect you to do so. I won't make you do harmful or stupid things, but you need to have trust in me that my orders are for your own good.
>No, I am not looking for a sex slave. Romance is not the main objective. I can't know if we'll match or not. That depends on how we click.

I often get asked why I'm doing this. The reason is that to me, a friend, a partner, a lover - they all demand a real connection. I'm not looking for something half-way. I want a bond where we end up with knowing everything about each other.

In short, I will dedicate a large part of my life to you, if you in return fill in the void in mine.
Be my missing piece.

>My Discord
raz.gaz

>>35044047
>>35044047
hundreds of people have added me from various threads im trying my best

>>35069594
>from various threads
Lmao.
What even compelled you to post in multiple threads?

>ASL
31 m eu
>KHHV status
KHV
>About you
I'm a quiet guy who likes to read and occasionally plays a strategy or simulation game. My taste in music leans towards rock, preferably the 70s and 80s, but I've also recently developed a soft spot for placebo. Otherwise, just get in touch if you would like to find out more.
>What you look like
170 cm/5,7 tall, long brown hair and beard, glasses
>Looking for
woman between 18 and 40
>Not looking for
guys and femboys
>Contact
discord: nilered2

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>tfw you lost your virginity to a virgin fetishist

>>35054650
>dreitonc418
your username change already?
damn... I basically only listen to videogame OSTs too.....

important reminder: if a "female" is a khhv, something is EXTREMELY WRONG and they should almost ALWAYS be avoided. even the UGLIEST women can get almost any man they want. do not waste your time with defective women.

>>35073126

Have you ever thought that just because a girl is ugly, they’re not obligated to sleep with whatever man “graces” them with the opportunity to sleep with them? What’s even the point of a hookup if it’s one time and only sex based? You won’t even feel desired from it, which I would see as the only main goal for an ugly woman behind a one night stand, because I assume you would know there’s no real attraction behind it toward you. Everybody knows how lust driven some men are.

Just because you see unattractive women as having no value doesn’t mean they themselves have no self worth or standards, but I know it’s hard for most men to see those they aren’t attracted to as real people with thoughts and emotions.

this is why i will never fuck a moid

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>ASL
19 boygirl :3 am from europe but im open to everyone i probably wont be leaving my house anyways twt
>abt me
175cm 53kg diagnosed schizo bpd psychotic depression seasonal depression (in the summer lol.....) and asd and im looking for my next hyperfixation >///< i also love bugs and trains and anime (i love conan...) and vidya and conspiracies and lolcow lore is my current guilty pleasure fixation
>drug use?
i love drinking im open to other stuff just havent had the opportunity to try cause im a shut in twt idm hearing about ur experiences either i think itd be interesting
>looking for
im an open book so im looking for someone to yap a lot with and trauma dump and stuff i want someone who wont judge me and ill give u the same respect :) im rly looking for interesting ppl and frens
>not for looking for
mostly just boring ppls normies r okkk bt yah otherwise idcccccccccccccccc
>tag
flowerydistress

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>ASL
31/M/USA (PNW)
>KHHV status
All of the above.
>About you
Single white-collar male looking for a life partner to settle down with and start a family. I live alone in my own house with my dog. I enjoy cooking, doodling, hiking, travelling, walking my dog and playing video games.
>What you look like
White, blond, green eyes, 173 cm with average body.
>Looking for
Life partner, starting a famalam.
>Not looking for
Non-virgins, trannies, escorts, single moms, religious zealots, severely mentally ill women (i.e. anything aside from ASD, ADHD or OCD.)
>Contact
Discord: galeguinho95

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>>35073079
How many requests did this "absolute loser" get

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19/M/Greece

I'm into programming/game dev, video games like stalker, anime like girls last tour and I want to eat your pancreas, autism, nature, northern europe, hiking and running. I would like to share progress in any valuable life content

>Looking for
Woman, Europe. Some intelligence/high functioning autism

>Not looking for
Men, black, trans, gay, fat, rude, bitter, immature, over 30 years old, smoking, invisible, 24/7 brainrot and bedrot, so-called normies

>Discord
chungoid_acc

26 M Philly
>interests
Art (illustration), literature, history, hiking, travel, learning languages (French and Russian currently), and weird internet stuff idk.
>looking for
Honestly any women in the area who would like to connect and hang out or something. Super bonus if you know either of the above languages or want to learn so we can practice together. 20+ Preferred
>not looking for
Super far away
Too young or old
>discord
corbeau_solitaire

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I'm am not KHHV, I am KV, a stain on my soul.
>ASL
25/M/West coast USA
>Appearance
Tall and skinny, long brown hair, white. I'm often unkempt as I spent most time inside. I enjoy fashion, dressing grunge or flashy if I'm doing something... otherwise I do like my graphic tees.
>About
Autistic nerdy virgin. I'm very funny, pleasingly intelligent, and have a bit of an ego. I'm reserved and shy for the most part, but when it strikes me I take initiative, refusing to live life in fear.
I enjoy animals, rocks, writing, anime/manga, racism, RP, livestreaming, games of all kinds, and fashion(If you are into lolita fashion, even if you can't afford, please date me)
I don't view pornography of real people as I view it as cheating on my future spouse.
I've never been on a date, and deeply want a relationship and connection, I'm just not willing to date someone I'm not 100% on. I feel like my greatest romantic strength is my words, I LOVE using flowery language to describe my dearest or my feelings for her; I despair how underutilized it ends up being.
>Looking for
Connection, understanding, autistic girls, and a LONG TERM relationship
>Not looking for
Mouth breathers, men, casual sex, and jerkops
>Contact
dying_33

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>ASL
23/M/Oregon
>KHHV status
dateless khhv
>About you
I like anime (eva, lucky star, genshiken), music (screamo, post-rock, j-rock), guitar, doodling, studying Japanese, alternative fashion
I have an edgy sense of humor, but I'm still nice. Also I'm pretty chatty
I try to avoid coomer mind poison, so I don't watch porn or use social media
>What you look like
pale white, medium length brown hair, green eyes, athletic build, average height. Rate threads say I have a 6/10 face
>Looking for
a nice girl to chat, watch anime, listen to music, play vidya, and eventually have a slightly obsessive relationship with
would be cool if you're also into anime and alternative/experimental music
if you have bpd then we'll probably get along really well (being serious)
I don't have a specific physical type, just please be not fat
>Not looking for
troons, gay men, non khhvs
>discord
i.know.its___hard.to.feel

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>ASL
28/Male/Germany
>KHHV status
Kissless, Virgin
>About you
I think my most defining feature is that I love to learn and talk about a huge variety of things! I get excited over little things and make them my obsession for a (short) time. I am also a huge nerd and talk about video games like people talk about fine art (i also like art - the drawing is actually mine). I have a masters in computer science and am now a wagie (software engineer) that earns decently well (my personal goal is to hit 6 figures in the next 5 years which is quite a lot as a europoor). Thanks to my newfound wealth, i am looking forwards to exploring the world a bit (i have finally been to japan last year!) before settling down and having kids (ideally)
>What you look like
188cm, decently fit + bald + (short) beard cope combo. I have great green eyes and people tell me I have nice hands :3
>Looking for
A nerdy acoustic gremlin that loves to yap about anything and is open for something 'real' to happen! Please be from Europe (I hate dealing with time zone stuff). Bonus points if you are short, flat and have shortish hair.
>Not looking for
Guys, Women (formerly guys) and people who take long to respond.
>Contact
isadsmile (discord)