this feels more like a /k/ posts but here it goes.Are you a stupid motherfucker who unfortunately lives within 50 miles of Joplin fucking Missouri?Are you a NEET or a foid who thinks firearms are tolerable but don't own one for one reason or another? CONGRATS ANON, you qualify for this riveting offer! I am willing to waste MY hard earned cash to provide you with an experience you could've had at your uncles if he didn't fucking touch you as a kid! I own a collection of firearms that are unimpressive and aren't much to look at but function and are kinda fun to shoot. >how can i participate in this endeavor?contact me on discord at nickthemilkman, please leave a message saying something about shooting>do I have to do anythingyou will have to touch grass and find a way to the shooting range, i will provide burgers and knockoff soda, but you are welcome to bring your own non alcoholic drinks and some ammo if you can afford it.>what calibers do you have?at the moment, 7.62x39, 5.56/.223,7.62x54r, .357, .22lr,.45acp, 12ga, 7.35 carcano, and .44 cal BP ball. in 10 days time I will also have 16 gauge and the more time passes, the more calibers I'll be able to shoot.>who's allowed to comeI already said anyone with a pulse, but you also have to have a will to live and have at least enough braincells to follow basic gun safety. Bio women are preferred, but this is an open invitation. Hell, If you're a Euro or an Asian, as long as you speak enough English you're invited too. I will not be providing transport for people, especially outside of 40 miles.
based thread, would take you up if I lived remotely close
>>35027811I appreciate it either way man, family doesn't care for guns and all the other fuckheads that i know in this state live near StL so its not exactly fruitful to drive to waste my own ammo
>>35027608Did we ever hang out? Ever go to Nuggetfest?
>>35031906no, Aint been to nuggiefest. Ive been seeing milita/training groups poping up in the ozarks, but I aint /fit/ enough to qualify i fear.
>>35031929You got anons in joplin, springfield and KC just gotta know how to find them. Good luck!
What even happened to Nuggetfest? All I remember is the fake cum brownie prank from forever ago.
>>35033277This guy ruined it by raping his own daughter lmao, the land owner's son who went by "BD"
>>35033334https://www.derbyinformer.com/news/derby_news/suspicious-device-in-traffic-stop-leads-to-temporary-dms-lockdown/article_90cc4372-5be7-11ee-8cfb-b791ae52b970.html
Some real pieces of shit here.
>>35033343>>35033342ah I had the same image saved twice, oh well.anyway this story has a happy ending, he's in prison for a really long time
>>35033348Holy shit. I guess that would do it. Probably for the best it's dead. /k/'s no longer the magical place it once was.
>>35033334>>35033338>>35033342>>35033348OH GOOD LORD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>>35027608>>35033583Omg you're in the south?? And you use tt reaction images? I wish I lived closer you seem like a cool dude to shoot with, even though I've never even held a gun in my entire life lol. I love our Southern anons, they bring happy tears to my eyes. I hope you find someone to have fun with <3>>35033334Never heard of ts festival my entire life but I hope his daughter is able to heal :(
>>35033628>wished i lived closerhow far away are you from JOMO? Depending on what form of transport you take it may be somewhat affordable. Im willing to help show around and feed retards that want to experience "da south" and firearms. At this moment im just kinda gauging interest and ballparking the cost of food and ammo. This event is more of a next year affair anyhow. need time to finish some projects and buy a FUCKTON of ammo
>>35033651I'm all the way in tennessee unfortunately <///3
>>35033670>TennesseeNot that bad of a drive, my family can drive from here to memphis in 4 hours, most likely 8 if to the eastern border. Air is another possibility, as there is a regional airport in Joplin that does nonstop flights to and from like 3 international airports iirc. getting to joplin is kinda easy, its the wanting people to visit is the hard part
>>35033736looking at the average price and itenerary, BNA>ORD>JLN>ORD>BNA in a months time would cost 470 roughly. not terrible, I think my round trip to San Diego was about that. save back 40 bucks a month for the airfare and be one of like 5 people that would arrive at JLN lmao. desu though I think renting a car and driving would be cheaper, probably about 100 dollars cheaper. would take longer though.
>>35031929its the US, 70%+ of the country couldn't run a 5k under 30 minutes if their life literally depended on it> people always think soldiers need to be turbo lifters> in fact, being able to march and run all day (never get tired) is 1,000x more desirable
