Zlatan but one dimensional and without the funny quotes
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>>140259514OP but one dimensional and without the funny quotes
>>140259514Arteta can fix him
kek this is actually kind of accuratedesu coming to city killed his personalityhe had a good gimmick going on in bundes with the 'me score goal me hate all interviews and interviewers' bit
>>140259514>one dimensional>no funny quotesSo he's not Zlatan.
>>140259514Also going to Shitty kinda killed his entire career.Noone will ever respect this Goblin anymore.
>>140259786Ye he was really memable at dortmund idk what happpened just gives vanilla answers now. Pep ruined him completely
He has to get out of there while he's still young or he will become another victim of Pep.
>>140259514>without the funny quotesgood. that bootleg chuck norris shtick was never funny
>>140259575>MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI WHAT ABOUT MESSI I HATE MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSIthat's what you sound like
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>>140259514He has funny quotes
>>140260372name 5
>>140259514What the fuck is a Zlatan?Haaland is the GOAT striker. Don't give a shit about his City performance because Pep is a bald fraud/brown thread
>>140260549>/brown thread
>>140259514He can't control a 3m passHe's nothing like Zlatan, he was incredibly skilled for his heightHaalands whole idea of dribbling is roofing the ball forward
>>140259575O NTWAINKU
>>140260777Haaland's idea of being a striker is putting the ball in the net several times during a match. Do you have a problem with that principle ?
>>140259514Doesn’t have the funny quotes but the funny face instead
>>140260950scoring just gives possession to your opponent, which is antithetical to Pep's system
>>140259575kek>>140260359might be the midge himself
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>>140261107Hihi
>>140259514>Zlatan but without any kino drama
>>140261107woah, you might be onto something
>>140261107big brain
>>140259514Zlatan never won a CL, and never had a season with goals:matches ratio over 1 in a big league. Haaland is more accurate with shots, infinitely better at headers, much worse in dribbling, has better cardio and speed, and slightly stronger. He doesn't really compare with Zlatan.
>>140267553thank you for your input. now that i know the jewish opinion, i know what the truth is. zlatan is better
>>140267747Im not Jewish :) get rekt
>>140267968yes you are
>>140267553>and slightly stronger.No, he gets bullied too easily by some defenders, Zlatan didn't
Zlatan is absolutely cringe. It comes off so desperate. >I le make le chuck norris may mays about myself
>>140259858PR coaching
Haaland won the CL though
>>140259514Now that he's ghosting more than ever, yes. The new Haaland. Mbappé is the truly successor of CR7 and has no competition.
>>140277816Mbappe won't score without that Parisian bussy on tap
Haaland could never....When Zlatan crosses the street, cars look both ways.Zlatan doesn't have hair on his testicles because hair can't grow on steelYou can't use 'Zlatan' as your password because it is 'too strong'.Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock every morning.Ghosts sit around camp fires & tell each other Zlatan stories.Zlatan doesn't make left turns, because everything he does is right.Zlatan once went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund.When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.Zlatan and Superman once had a race. The loser had to start wearing his underwear over his trousers.Zlatan went to school so he could be studied.Cameras can't take pictures of Zlatan, nothing takes anything from Zlatan.Zlatan can rip a page out of Facebook .Zlatan once killed two stones with one bird.There used to be a street in Sweden named after Zlatan but it had to be changed because nobody crosses Zlatan and lives.Zlatan was approached to star in Mission Impossible. But he refused because he found the title insulting.
>>140267968>hello, fellow goyim!
>>140261107Fucking kek
for real, that's a bit raciss. Zlatan scored blooters, freekicks, dribbled his way around defenders, acrobatic goals in addition to be powerful, he was a complete package
>>140280870lmao
>>140280870kek
That's not true. Haaland has lots of funny quotes. Like that time he swore and they asked him not swear because they were live and he replied "oh shit sorry"
>>140261107You know...
>>140280870based
>>140267553>never had a season with goals:matches ratio over 1 in a big league.Zlatan played against defenders like Maldini, Cannavaro, Nesta and David Luiz you cant compare that to today
>>140290545>david luiz
>>140267553Haaland couldn't handle a manlet like Nacho lmaoZlatan would have slapped him twice in the first 10 minutes
>>140291019You live in a fantasy worldZlatan didn't score a single goal in the CL knockout stage until his 17th attempt, he failed to score in 24 of his first 26 KO matchesHe also had a track record of 0 goals in 23 matches against Real, Liverpool, Inter, AC Milan and Porto
>>140292628>statpadding against Arselel OH NO
>>140292628grim
>>140290545>and David Luiz
>>140280870Soul
>>140290545>David Luiz
>>140280870>There used to be a street in Sweden named after Zlatan but it had to be changed because nobody crosses Zlatan and lives.kino
>>140280870we won zoomerhumourbros... I don't think milennials can shit on us anymore :)
>>140280870Loving this reddit repost me
It's just Chuck Norris jokes
>>140292628delete
>>140260274>>140280870kek
>>140259575>>140262624>France>KWABlandsKEKbuckbroken bitches
>>140260274>MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSIi do that, i do that a lot, when Lionel Messi scores goals in the game of football, association football or soccer.
>>140261107kek
>>140259514And not white like Zlatan
>>140259575Wut
You'd think he'd be good at hold up play but he's worse than havertz in that aspect
>>140259823He had one bad season, after having one fantastic season. Guy is still what, 23? His career being over is the most retarded shit I have read today.
>>140259514>zlatan>funny quotespick one
>>140259514nah zlatan actually has technique
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>>140301815ariggitina thinking his weak ass nt can buckbroke anybody kek, ref babbies.
>>140259514▶hes a white ngubu
