>>140302954You don't deserve love
i want to rob bookieberg blind this weekend what's THE play
>adios puto Soon
>>140303071is he talking to his belt?
he will be back
HEEMINDER:McGregor isn't mentally heemed or physically washed and will be in his athletic prime at the age of 35 for his upcoming bout against Chandler on International Fight Week. Enjoy the show.
>>140303165Shabbos goy
MMA.
Dricus heems.
>>140303225this is ai
I can tell by the pixels
>>140303297Me fucking your mom isn't though
Who's the chudiest fighter in the UFC
>>140302936Humiliation ritual.>>140302954TAKE IT.
>>140303297how long until i can ai wmma braps
>>140303355My boy, Jared Qanoner.
>>140303225do you really find this attractive?
Who wins this weekend? Discuss.
>>140303405nuttin wrong with a good schnoz
>>140302936>>140303050so do they just buy this, wear it once and put it away or what?
Who fags this weekend? Dricus.
she might be worse than jojua
>>140303405She's actually decent looking compared to the average wmma disgu->That side profile NEVERFUCKINGMIND
>>140303467Dricus is not gay
uhh criticbros..
>>140303527she married a muslim ultra chad and he heemed her off the internet. maybe he undid her bogging
>>140303400Shut up chink
>Hi! Mark here. Let's spar.your response?
Good morning heemsirs
Nigger
Heeminder to not be racist
>>140303948you filthy dirty thieving stinking Bo
>dis da tread brada?
is that chicken tikka masala I smell?
>>140303552Attack on the person rather than the substance of their argument is an ad hominem fallacy.
>>140304067alright, fag homoman
*Enters thread*
>>140302954take it
>>140303362>>140304200Is this a meme?
https://youtu.be/7bjRSmF4nSE
>>140303165who?
>>140304021>uhm let me take a closer look
>>140304185I wish that was my scrotum
>>140303071>Soon-fag's picks have all been wrong recently.Maxbros, we're eating good soon.
>>140303119he's retiring
>>140304456That's the entire point of SOON oosting you retard It's a karmic curse, the only fight who's ever withstood it is Leon I feel like I'm posting with /box/ retards who didn't realize garcia missed weight strategically
>>140304308>"oh heems are on">open link >it's gay sex
Conor said Dana steals the pepper shakers at pizza hut
>>140304666why does he do it?
>>140304488>garcia missed weight strategicallyanyone who didn't see this is a complete moron
>>140304587OOOOOHHHH HES GOT THIS LOCKED IN TIGHT
>>140304508You’ll enjoy then
I miss Conor so fucking much
>>140304735something about sending a message
>>140304735free pepper
Look at this fucking retard
>>140304834Does he miss you? That's the real question.
>>140304987Lol what a retard
i hope austen lane gets heemed fkn eyepoker
Chama!
>>140305255Chama? Chama.
>>140303165He beat Arman. Not even in a robbery sense. He took Arman's title shot. After beating Poorier, Islam will use mma math and probably say he thinks Arman lost "brazza I ohhhready beat arman. look how I beat Charles and look how he. He lose to Charles" then he'll lobby for a double champ WW fight or even Gaethe despite the loss.
Jiri vs. Dricus, how would it go
>>140305296islam is fighting max next
>>140304987looks like a far side character
>>140305272>ch-chama???
>>140304987Looks like a rick and Morty character
MW Jiri will heem
Kek what a heemed bitch
>>140305432How do you avoid this move?
webpee
Sergei Pavlovich
>>140305556simply dont get baited.he baits a counter cross with this right hand. anticipates the cross and throws the left
>>140305556dont literally stand right in front of himcircle away from the left
Sergio Paolovicio
protect yourself or I will protect you for you
>>140305595Foot position doesn't allow you to do that, he's just going to cut you off and land what ever he wants on youHe also neutralized any movement hill wanted to do in that webm by stepping on his foot
ControversyCreatesCash
Jiri honestly has underrated grappling He out wrestled Nemkov and submitted Glover, I could definitely seem him nuking a guy like Brendan Allen and immediately claiming a top 5 spot at Middleweight
protect myself at all time - herm deam
Alex Pereira REJECTS Abu Dhabi fight date>I don't want to fight at the end of the year, I want to fight sooner, so maybe that shows [Ankalaev] won't be ready. I don't know why he said that, this guy is complicated.
jiri was the only guy that wasnt scared of pereira in the face paint. I think its because hes retarded though
>Braptina stenchenko >Maycee Brapper>Abunda Ribas/Amanda Heebas>Thud Rose>Paige Can Zandt>aMANDa Poones>Megan CANderson>Cody “NoChin/NoBrains” Garbrandt>Stank YaDung>Aljizzstain Spermling>Petr Yingyan>Poorijah Faber/Omega Manlet>Sean O’Cuckley/SeaN O’Legley/Sean O’Mah Leg/Cuck O’Malley/Sean 1’Malley>Max Hollogay/Min Smalloway>Low T-City Ortega>Korean Basedboy>Edson Bumboza>Alexander VolCANovski>Kebab/Khabitch/BrazzaPISSlam Makhachev>Dustbin Poorier/Dustbin Soirier/Dusthammad>Gay Cheese/Garth>Goob/McGoober/McTapper/CANor>Tony Spergson/El Cuckuy>Michael CANdler/Tyrone DADler/Michael Childless>Aloe Vera>Rafael dos Nachos/Rafael dos Baños>Dan “the dungman” Hooker/Dookie Dan/Dookie Can>Kevin Pee>Cowdad Cerrone/Cowcan Cerrone>GSPee>Tyrese Snoozley>Peon Smegwards/Leon Scott>Ratlip Chimpaev/Cumsplat Chimaev/Dumbrat Chimpmaev>Marty Fakenewsman/Marty Snoozman>Jorge Soividal/Masvican/Violins/Jorge “Inbred” Masvidal>Ben Asscreme>Vicente Pukegay>Wondersoi/Wondercan/Wonderpedo>Robert Shittaker>Poocare Pooza/Poonaldo “Jacacare” Pooza>CANderson Silva>Jared CANnonier>Poolo Costa>Toilet Till>Fluke Cuckold/ Puke Bumhold>Marvin Shittori>Derek BUMson>Kelvin FATselum>Chris WIDEman>Jizzy/Jizzy Gynosanya/Pissrael/Palestine>CAN Blachowicz>Yoel Lolmero>Alistair Overheemed>Candrei Fartlovski>Francis Magumbo/Francis Ngubu>Sleepy Miocic>Jairzinho Rozenostruik/Jairzinho Frozenstruik>Michelle Watersports-Whoremez>Shartles "Doodoo Bronx" Pooliveira>Dickless du Bussy/Dickass poo Feces/Dripass doo Pissus>Alex Peereira/Pooatan/Hands of Poo>Tom ACKspinall>Alexandre CANtoja
>>140305765holy shit the anti duck
Bit retarded of Ankalaev to think he could dictate the fight date over the champion. Only O'Malley got that privilege
lol theres a subreddit that watches every schaub podcast and post mean stuff about it
>>140305917damn that stuff must be great if Alex "Poatan" Pereira is taking it down like that. I think I'm going to run out to the store and buy a couple.
>>140305765Basted and very smart of him.
>>140305960I am concerned about the financial well-being of these individuals.
real heemster hours...
>>140305960I do this here but with UFC Apex cards
>>140305296He won cause close submission should trump top control and some meh gnpBut iSlam rally has no competition at 155 and should already go fight 170
>>140305960Lots of talented people out therehttps://youtu.be/fsaTrHumDo0?si=PBUyp8ybwKrfbvbW
>>140305765He really wants to fight Tom
>>140305765based maneuverankalaev's only way of winning this exchange is to reject his rejection and ask to fight at ufc 301, if only he weren't a brazza
>>140305556>>140305589>>140305595WRONG
>>140305765is ankalaev injured or just lazy
>>140306361He's muslim
>>140305765What a real one, the inbred will duck the offer to fight him any sooner than that, guarantee you.
brazza I kennot fight you dis year I must fight you next year for legacy on the moon
>>140306361break for ramadan brazza then recover from ramadan brazza then need lidl bit prepare for ramanda brazza
https://youtu.be/0n4OHAzN3mg
brazza if you not fight at abu dhabi how am i supposed to poison your food u kno dis
prime tony ferguson is back
>>140306347>He taught him the buttuh nature.>Seagal Shihan, I kneel...
>>140306387he was just letting craig know it was the end of the round
>>140306436reff jeynolds
brazza don't be silly, we fight at abu dhabi so i can heff iv and you can heff lidl bit diarrhea
>>140306387>now SUCK!>ACK!!!>cooms
lakerbros...its time out time
Max points to the ground while Dustin adjusts his shorts and meets him in the middle. CAN YOU HECKIN IMAGINE???
>>140306618>d-don't point at the modelo sign man *sniffs* that's my house you dirtbag *cries*
>>140305789dont calling him shartles
>>140306618das my bewt. i..i-wan muh bewt. I WAN MUH BEWT ! I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE MENG
Dustin is Conors Achilles heel
>>140306652kek
>>140306347This is too high level for most
>>140306666>dont calling him shartlesWhat is you're native language?
>Oh boy do I have a matchup for you guys>The guy who lost to the guy who just lost to Holloway vs the (on paper) lightweight champ that has never defended the belt since he won it 2 years ago>Only $79.99 + ESPN+ (+ tip)
>>140306906Provençau with avañeʼẽ inflexions.
>>140306963Islam is going to break the record for Lightweight defenses this year
brazza I must fight featherweight legend Dustin Poirier for legacy
If you’re a grappler and you’re going up against a very high level striker with no offensive grappling like Pereira, why can’t you just get on all fours and gallop/speed crawl towards him in the beginning of each round? Like Jones v Rampage but much faster and just directly crawl and grab a leg. They can’t kick you in the head because you’re grounded
Pisslam has never defended his belt against a Lightweight.
Islam's legacy will never ever recover from this.
>>140307171They'll just walk away Someone post the Usman vs Khamzat webm
so islam can get a title shot off of beating bobby green then can spend the rest of his title reign defending against featherweights and we can't do anything about it huh
>>140307057don't you need to fight lightweights to do that though
>>140306963>never defended the belt>beat the guy who beat the guy who beat Dustin x3 times x2 times
Islam defended his belt against the pound for pound #1 fighter He will now defend his belt against the number 3 ranked lightweight
Garth failed to defend his “belt” from a featherweight
>>140307054Sounds like fancier French Sicilian
>>140305556In open stance the lead hand offers protection so instead of letting him pull your arm down immediately bring it to your head and unironically use hammer blocks if you couldn't get the outside foot positioning.The outside foot position aligns the rear hand even though alex use his lead hand but if your feet is on the inside this gets your lead hand closer without you needing to do anything so you can just intersept with a jab and move your head off the center line to avoid the hook, just make sure to hammer block with your other hand, you don't want to get fluked like usman.Other thing you can do is simply back away, hill was already very close to the cage but he still had space and could lean back so instead of throwing naked telegraphed shots, keep it compact and use feints first to check for a reaction.
>>140307138If Dustin counts as a featherweight than Charles only defended against featherweights
>>140307370Max shouldn't be fighting at FW it can't be good for him at 30 to cut so much
>>140305765Yeah ankleACKev is a retard thinking he can call it in abu tranny just because.
>>140307370>Implying Garth is not a bantamweight himself
>>140307171He can leg kick the arm though.
>Alex Pereira vs Khalil Rountree
>>140307642In defense of the retardstonian I guess you can kick with either your foot or shin
>>140307736Rountree already exposed one kickboxing legend in Goku Sucky he'll do it again
>>140307736Cannot happen because Hill will sleep that crybaby nigga.
>>140307736Would be a great fight provided Khalil doesn't get flatlined in the first minute,
>>140307551>come brazza yu fite me abu schaubi i no fite yu next month in brazil yu wait for 6 month to fite in abu schaubi so judge and doctor can rob yu like they do for me last year yu kno dis brazza i deservepossibly the most delusional fighter of the year
>>140307736Khalil is ASS he lost 30-27 to THE Dustin Jacoby
Heem my life. Out of smoke and found some 5 of mol*y but it's been snowing so getting rid of/trading this will be effort. Feel like Anthony Smith walking out to face Khalil Roundtree rn plus it's 8am so no easy solutions
>>140307736rountree will be what smith was in jon's story for pereira
>>140307219only thing you can do is admit this makes him the greatest of all time.
>>140307873>Alex Pereira vs Dustin Jacoby 2
>>140307945All of Smiff loses are so funny man, he can't help but keep losing in very comical fashion.
>>140305789>Aloe VeraI lost here
>>140307945Rountree is not getting past Hill
>>140308045Smiff is even funnier when you listen to him around his fights too he really thinks he has chances to win
https://youtube.com/shorts/2-GfLCVjz6kDon't watch if youre allergic to cringe
Am I the only one that doesn’t mind Smith? I swear at some point a year ago everyone collectively decided to hate him for no reason
>>140303451>brazza u under arrest for being fezzaweight making competition in my division>you hev to fight wizz me now
Watching DC and Chael this is about as good as expected neither of these guys speaks without forcing it
>>140308518Do they fixer Chael mic?
>>140307209Not if you train
>>140308732forgot webm
>>140308646His voice was unfortunately clear and he was shouting (I'm already back to BYM) idk how it was before tb h a broken/breaking up mike would make Chael sound a bit less irritating to my ears
>>140308745WHoMst?!
>>140308340Nah I think he’s funny and overhated, supposedly he comes off as arrogant and unable to accept losing but that describes 90% of the roster
>>140308871Name one funny joke of Anthony Smith
>>140308892I meant unintentionally funny. His fight with Roundtree was peak comedy, and his “your attacking my family” to Walker comes to mind
>>140308812Her name is Ayla Kirstine
>>140308918Fair enough but I don't think noticing his lack of self awareness is "hate". For me, it's the acceptable in the 80s post>>140308948She is norwegian this keeps getting hotter
nobody hates him, he's just a delusional coper with his tongue up daner's ass waiting for him to shit out a commentary job for him
>>140306906>Don't be calling him shartlesI deleted 'be' on accident. But my point still stands.
>>140307202Holy fuck is that really Islam or does it just look like him for the meme??? KEK
>>140309418Yeah, I don't really hate him, seeing him lose is just funny as fuck because the guy is so delusional about his skill level. That's without even mentioning the stupid shit he does in the cage like trying to hype himself up by conjuring up a CTE illusion of the home invader during the Walker fight to hype himself up.
>>140309797maybe he gets gassed up a lot by his teamates, after all he is called the best guy at the gym
why didn’t you tag my post when you replied to me mate?
I got the fastest hand speed in my gym, praise me
bo nikal was on ariels show talking about how his main fan base is mothers, what the fuck is this retard talking about
>>140309927Your mam wants Nickals pickle lad
>>140309927it's on you for watching ariel' show
Thinking about quitting my jawb and starlting a vlawg.
Honestly I think even if magomed crotchsniffs Alex for 5 the UFC will (correctly) rob him and give it to Alex becsuse Alex is actually a drawl that brings in some buys while ank doesn't even speak English and cries when he loses a decision
>Belal vs Leon
>>140310025I was thinking of learning blender and taking everything mojahed has worked for the bar seems really low
>>140310033Riveting
>>140302936
Hello Phillip Shell???
Smiff is very impressed by Strickland in training and Costa will be the underdog for the fight
Thinking about quitting my job and becoming a professional powerslapper.
Heeminder that bongs mean escort or slut when they say slapper
>>140309797If Smiff was 100% Black he would be champion. On paper he really does have all the skills, just not the genetics.
I want to get huge. I'm talking absolutely massive. I'm talking gassing out after throwing a single punch big.
>>140310223Just a tart really
>>140304185Women really are incapable of doing anything without sexualising. I hate whores so much it's unreal.
>>140310033Crotch sniffing works better for smaller weight class guys, or if there is a size advantage. I'm sure Alex has been fixing holes. But mainly Magomed does not like to grapple guys with power. At least at the start. Jan has good basic grappling on top but terrible from the bottom. Even then, Magomed was weary of his power and waited until he had no choice. He only took Volkan Oezdemir down once.Same with his Thiago Santos fight. Santos would explode low whiffing hooks or feint when Magomed was thinking about a takedown, which made him back off and stop trying. Alex will heemcision
>>140310185This means Costa will have new heeming power and heem head kick KO strickland, sadly.
>>140310267>hey smith whats your family life like>UHHH YEAH MY MOM FUCKED BLACK GUYS
>>140310365That's a nice word is it because a tart is a pastry with no top or am I thinking too much. We have a word lumppu which means a worn out rag you can see through
>>140310422Jam tart, sweetheart b. Cockney rhyming slang
Bough Nickel
>>140310156OMG PHILADELPHIA CARAPACE!
>>140310377Crotchsniffing works best in the 55-70 rangeSmaller than that and scrambling becomes a lot easierBigger weight classes nuthuggers risk getting Almeida'd
What better way to the keep the momentum of UFC 300 going by a week break followed by back to back flyweight main events
slapjitsu
>>140310598you can't deny that it was very impressive how jailton was taking curtis down at will. the best rassler at HW. I think he got lazy after he realized how easily he could take him down and that's what led to this braid fart moment. it's gonna be fun to see how he does against romanov. round 1 romanov power rasslin is gonna be a problem, and if it isn't, jailton is legit retarded strong.
if jailton loses 2 in a row they will create an evil clone.
>>140310602Mikey P has to be the most based fighter on the roster
>>140310602based lesser pereira taking lessons from are lord and savior bas rutten
Aljameng Sterling is the black khabib
>>140310486Makes sense and is less autistic than my suggestion>>140310633>familia tattooSmiff-esque
>>140310622>you can't deny that it was very impressive how jailton was taking curtis down at will. the best rassler at HWLighter man skill + speed. Make no mistake Almeida is the better grappler but just one brain fart leads to a KO at heavyweightRomanov has never lost to a black guy OR a Brazilian and Jailton is both, easy pick there. Also Khamzat chins Whittaker and ends his career.
lol
>>140310762I don't dream often but just woke up to a dream of Gooby heeming Chandler Max and Belal to become the first quadruple champ and GOAT of the sport.
>>140310838Point being Cocaine is going to make this happen just like Garcia's upset.
>there are people who actually think steve erceg is going to beat pantoja
>>140310762I'm surprsied how many views that fight got.
>>140310849Pantoja is taking that likeable Aussie chap to school. Love that lil Brazilian baller
>>140310849Erceg is essentially a better Moreno and Pantoja went life or death with him.
>>140310887I've seen some shit opinions in my time... but this... this is a shit opinion.
isn’tlam
>>140310902Erceg is a big long grappler but has hands like Moreno basically Pantoja can't just lay on him and gets cracked all night.Schnell wobbled Pantoja bad before getting finished btwI've only seen Erceg fight twice but time will prove me right. I'll be screen capping this
>>140310849>>140310855>>140310791OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1713865788395686.webm
>>140308745yjk
Crisis averted lads scored something nasty unfortunately need to go to shartsinki center but it is what it is. BYM was especially weak and I couldn't manage Chael/DC is there something good to listen to (mma related) that isn't Guru/Ariel preferably 2 hours or so long minimum
I would kill that schizophrenic fr*nchie any day
*record scratch* *freeze frame*
>>140310931>heemed the schnellephantHe’s unstoppable
People familiar with Tony's arc knew Garcia would win and know when he will start to lose
>>140310931screen cap this: Pantoja will submit Erceg.His first time fighting in Brazil in a decade? Against a man who doesn't have the same level of ground technique or strength? Against a man whose only real chance is to chin him? The unchinnable Alexandre Pantoja? Nah lad, just not happening
>>140311091Is there even enough video recording of erceg to actually make an informed guess about what he can and can't do?
>>140311139I watched all his Eternal pro fights to see what he's about. All fun fights to watch. One notable thing about him is he has a large grappling game he hasn't shown in the ufc yet. Most of his wins are submissions. A very fast back take he gets in all his fights after he usually scores a knock down, and good takedown form. Sure they're not high level but you can see his technique is high level.
>>140311296the guillotine on paul loga was pretty comedic, the facial gymnastics and legs kicking around were pure heem kino
Ever trained combat sports on drugs?
Paul Hughes has signed to the PFL
>>140310989Is Jiri medically retarded?
Parkin? Parkin decisions
>>140311419who?
>>140310598It's been over a month and I still cannot fathom what Almeida's plan was.I'm not a so called professional fighter like him but I think I would have bailed on the crotchsniff (I wouldn't crotchsniff I'd just stand and heem, but if I did crotchsniff exactly like him) after the 2nd or 3rd hammerfist to the head. WHY did he just hold it?
>>140311595Hes the hawltest Irish prawlspec b.
>>140310639He's a batty boy shabbos goy. I'm white by the way. Idk if that matters.
>>140311005I think most people here, including sneed, would flatline that faguette.
>>140311612>after the 2nd or 3rd hammerfist to the head. WHY did he just hold it? Those hammerfists are probably the exact reason he held it. It either rocked him and his already diminished capacity for rational thought dwindled further or he thought "these aren't shit" and decided he could weather the storm before ultimately succumbing to a few more of them.
OHH MERLE'S POSING HALF NAKED STOP THE FIGHT
why are there so many unfunny heem posters now? could anyone that started posting in the last year please leave
>>140311803OHHHH ANON'S MENG STIFF AS A BOARD
Everyone shut the fuck up a minute, the funniest heem poster just arrived so pay him the respect he deserves.
>open bjpenn.com>Weidman wants Strickland>Jiri thinks about middleweight>DC wants McGregor and Chandler to start another division>DC thinks that Aljo could fight for the BMFthey can't fall in this state after only one week without a card
When you root for Cyril Gane, you root for Intensity, Integrity and Intelligence.
>the """real champ""" is going to duck a fight with the healthy and ready interim champion so they can instead fight a 41 year old geriatric whose spent 3 years off after getting heemed into the living deathwhy isn't jon being stripped of his belt? make it make sense
Pereira's ex looks like how our ex pm wishes she did
>>140311819>>Jiri thinks about middleweight>>DC wants McGregor and Chandler to start another divisionThese two actually make sense though
>>140311819DC is going for p4p most retarded things said on camera it's beyond blaming booze now, probably why they hooked him up with Sonnen desu with you
>he actually wants a 160/165 divisionthere's enough division jumping double champ wankery in this sport right now
Why is strickland mogging trump? I thought trump was a big guy?
>>140311931Jiri at mw would destroying the most entertaining fighter on the roster, another division would kill the two that sandwiches it, and fuck if 170 isn't the drizzling shits already, plus >>140311959
>>140311974He's 80 and the angle favors sniffland
>>140311959I only ever like this idea when they were talking about getting rid of flyweight and adding the 165 div.
>>140311959A 165 division just makes senseThe gap between 155 and 175 is huge for no reason and it puts a lot of fighters in awkward spots where they either have to cut a shit ton and drain themselves or be simply too small for their division The UFC have been considering it for a bit and fighters want it, it makes sense>there's enough division jumping double champ wankery in this sport right nowThat's going to happen as long as weight classes exist. Even in the days of Anderson Silva, he used to jump up to LHW to have a meme fight all the time. The only way to stop that stuff is for the UFC to put their foot down, but double champ fights sell PPVs
So did the police ever find out who killed both of Hap and Aces' parents and give the orphans some closure?
>>140312016welterweight is 170
>>140312006>Jiri at mw would destroying the most entertainingJiri isn't actually cutting that much weight. He's been recorded as having an in cage weight 213. With enough discipline and proper dieting, he could safely make 185
>>140312020turns out africa doesn't keep those records
>>140312016This is a slippery slope to the shitfest that's modern pillowtap with super light junior welterweight and the such
>>140312046he may be too real for this sport
>>140311959Personally I think BW and LHW should be scrapped, fake divisions
>>140312046>>140312101Shitstink and Smiff dispute that claim (Jiri not cutting) per this morning's episode of BYM
>>140312079Boxing has like 50 divisions This is just filling a hole the sport has always had, the only reason Dana hasn't done it earlier was because he didn't want to throw away the lineage of the 170 beltA 165 division would have been a god send for guys like Matt Serra and RDA, or Burns and Covington, and moving welterweight to 175 would have a similar effect.There needs to be no divisional changes after that, we don't need a cruiserweight division, in fact we could shut down 125, that division produces great fights sometimes but flyweights are only getting bigger, the talent pool isn't that deep, and the UFC is much more invested in bantamweight.
>Be me, work as a retail store vendor>Have to go to several stores in my territory>Get along with one of the girls at my store>Start talking to her>She gets touchy and smiles at me>Want to wait until I leave my job to ask her out>Few months later, abruptly quit job because of manager>Decide to go to her store on my day off at new job>See her with a baby bump
Derek Anderson got into a car crashHis fight with Doumbe is off a day after it was announced
>>140312203The pedal curse of Doumbe limps on
>>140312203Ow
we are here btwhttps://wx.vzan.com/live/page/1445710253?v=1713013934328
Career ending typo disregard my post
>>140312160De-retarded post: Fair enough my ESL doesn't understand using we like you do since we are plebs at the feet of TKO it's proper grammar I guess.
UFC Fight Night: Nicolau vs Perez
>>140312471Haha funny
>>140311588best post
>>140312203what a weird coincidence, what kind of foot voodoo did doumbe do? he's clearly brought a curse intom his MMA career
>>140305765>this guy is complicatedKek, that's Pereira's version of saying "he's little bit stupid guy."
>>140312546I posted a similar sentiment with a humorous quip about limping on
>>140312698Interesting stuff.
>>140312726Thanks b I thought so too
Just trying to deduce something here. Schaub claimed him and Dana "Snowbunny" White are Eskimo brothers. Is he implying they both fucked Ronda?
>>140312908No he’s saying Dana is a slut for BBC
remember to schaub in the till not on the street brathas
UFC Fight Night: Lewis vs Nascimento
Is leaving your aging wife for a younger woman after you get famous haram?
>>140313311You just make the young woman your second wife and keep the first wifeAs long you can financially support both Allah does not care
>IV is haram brazza u know dis
The Australian commission found no evidence that Islam used an IV
>>140313311I'm not sure brazza, let me stew on the idea and sip some Kvass and get back to you
Ilia? Ilia will heem.
>>140313409why do you think he had so much trouble with Volk? Couldn't rehydrate properly.
I am in a fight for my life. The opponent? Myself.
Islam is a cheating dog.
pisslam is a skier
>>140303451>brazza littl bit of fetanyl brazza, looks like time for booking.
gamrot? n-no brazza i little bit injur-ed, we go skiing and do gymnastics in crazy mountains, then little bit see the louvre
You are my sunshine... my only sunshine
THE gamrot whom lost to darisuh?!
Team Shartles pulled outBut they BBC bull didn't
Haven't hit the gym in 3 weeks and have lost so much muscle mass lifting is a fucking scam
The more you seethe, the more he wins. Keep it up. I can't wait to see the copes when he becomes double champ.
>>140313645probably just water weight
>>140313606Classic creampie face
Conor said Dana steals the Tabasco sauce bottles from chipotle
why are muslims so gay?
brazza only the tip you kno dis
>>140312203Don't know who either of those people are, b
>made a known quitter quit>had a close fight witha midget>beat a bunch of short notice guysThis is a "GOAT" resume?
I tried to warn you...
>>140313724yeah
Why does Shartles press penis like a panini when its in between his cheeks?
no real human (non-mudslime) thinks pisslam or khashart are the goat
>>140313743
>>140313666>why are muslims so gay?
Wtf is press like a panini absolutely grotesque post
mma levels up exponentially every decade. a current featherweight outside of the top 15 would aniihilate prime top 3 middleweights from 10 years ago.
islam got dropped in his only two good wins
Diaz vs masvidal will be held at the Clearwater VFW per ariel helwani
The m*slim goon squad has arrived get ready for the gayest posts you’ve ever seen
The best grapplers Islam beat>Charles Olivera>Alexander Volkanovski>Arman Tsarukyan Best grapplers Khabib beat>Raging Al Iaquinta Why is Khabib such a fraud
>>140313789>The m*slim goon squad has arrived get readyBut enough about your wet dreams
slamfather has heems Charles male pussy organ kek
>>140313803Very high level post.
>>140313745Sluttles sucked on Slamdaddy's halal sausage!
>>140313758They don't have these in Finland?
it is what it is
little bit post gay shit and disgrace my religion brazza
>>140313832Max "dumb faggot" Holloway
Islam is fighting Dustin not Charles btw>>140313829In gas stations sure but what a horrible and disgusting turn of phrase for heeming anik
>>140313812yeah the way I placed "has" in there, WOW! good stuff by me
Dustin fuckin sucks and is 5 fights past his prime, once again diarrheaslam getting a gifted easy win.
>>140313855For me, it's the only capitalized word being Charles
So basically islam has run through everyone he ever faced with ease except a couple of times, one of wich he was accused of taking ivs and that same fight he struggle against a featherweight whom he couldn't finish until it was a short notice fight but he has never taken any ivs or other things because the one time he probably actually didn't there was no evidence of it and went life and death with a manlet for not taking them.The only time islam has struggled with someone besides when he got heemed is when he didn't take ivs because he got accused of it but every other fight he beat everyone with ease.Interesting.
>tick tock Pisslam
>>140313874Dustin just beat Butt Shit-Diarrhea man, put some respect on his name.
Slamdaddy uses BussyBuster!It's super effective!!!
>>140313898khabitch isnt even tibau's best win
>>140313904Talmbout IBSD b?
a welterweight needed 2 fights to beat a featherweight think about that for a second
>>140313898He already heemed him
heeminder it’s just a massive coincidence that every poster that supports muzzies posts the gayest shit imaginable
>>140313898>tick tock Pissl-ACK!
>>140313935All muslims are hypocrite cowards everyone I meet here just comes to the US to be a degenerate druggie and fuck hookers
>>140304185>gymshartLike poetry
>>140313935Is just an elaborated psyop to get everyone to hate them even more than they normally would, it works.
>>140313891Schizophrenia
>>140313991>doing tumbles Dumb mick retard
>>140313991no they’re just literal fags
>>140313935>>140313991Anti-brazza false-flag
>>140313935>posts the gayest shit imaginableNot my fault that Shartles is a latinx tranny that queefs out bubbles of Slamdaddy's splooge!
The Australian commission lowered the rehydration period by half specifically for Islam vs Volk. They had 12 hours to rehydrateFor comparison, Strickland vs Adensanya, a fight that took place in the same year, were given a 33 hour period to rehydrateThe Australian commission also found no evidence of Islam using IVs
>>140314021he's cartwheeling in there, he's like a typhoon
>>140314025sure it is b is calling them all “daddy” a false flag too?
>>140314021Even my ESL ass understands he means spinning/rolling in a violent manner because the embarrassment is so strong
>>140314048Why are you such a whiny little bussy boy? Is it a fetish for you to be told that you boy latinx trannies who submit their bussies to the Ummah?
To sin, is better, than to be, kafir!!
>>140314040>The Australian commission lowered the rehydration period by half specifically for Islam vs Volk. They had 12 hours to rehydrateEvidence of this?
>>140313845> t. cazzie who bet on the wrong one
Slamdaddy knocked out Alex standing.
brazza lettle bet Dr. Zabit say I ken hef dis IV
where in the quran does it mention being gay to own whitey?
>>140314105page 1
>where in the quran does it mention being gay to own whitey?
>>140314104>Dr. Zabitkek
Khabibi's team gave Belul the secret sauce.
>>140311819>DC wants McGregor and Chandler to start another divisionDC is just a mouthpiece for the UFC at this point. If he's saying it, it means the UFC are considering it
>>140314140
>>140314140Shartles snorted Slamdaddy's GOAT sauce right through his bussy but Chareddit refused to not be a quitter
Islam will retire before he fights Jubli. screencap this.
/heem/ is crazy in the head man.
sir we will redeem
Only an Indian would unironically think a nickname like 'King of Lions' isn't super cringey. It's up there with Hardys 'Prince of War'
>>140314222
>>140314225You're "King of Pakistan" is the real cringe.
Emperor of Sharks
>>140313832ehh baby less gooo six hunid gees daner wooo
>>140303451is this a real photo or some kind of ai photoshop?
im the prince of pussy
>>140311819>bjpenn.com
>>140314318He's right you know
>>140314318>>140314322What does the b mean
>>140314339Burdensome (he backpacks fighters)
>>140314339big fucking faggot
>>140314339Blumpkin
>>140306387>this was the last fight on paul craig's first UFC contract >tried to use him as a free win for a debuting undefeated daggot and then release him for going 1-3imagine all the craig kino we would've missed out on if ankalaev was a real one...
evloev is the only non flushed fw contender and they are feeding him to aljoGOAT
>>140314434evloev is a BUM
>>140314424>caca brain
>>140314434sounds like Aljo is the only non flushed fw contender
>>140314434Evloev is a student. An amateur in the game.AlGOAT is the master. The pioneer. He invented north south stalling. There's fucking levels.
>>140305296> then he'll lobby for a double champ WW fight Dana wouldn't allow it. They're both low activity champs that go 6 months without fighting regularly.
>nooooo you can’t knee me my hand is down! AAAAAAHHHHH SAVE ME ALLAH
>hey man can i have a sip of that?
>>140314477Islam and Leon are unironically part of the top 4 most active champions right nowThe power rankings go>Pereira >Pantoja>Islam>Leon>Dricus>Ilia>O'Malley>Jon
>>140314531Looks like Michael Fassbender.
Ugh heem bros...our boys our on Ryan's radar it's over
>>140314531get it because he's dehydrated
>>140314531Looks like Michael Assbender.
Is Jake a polchud?
>>140313845This.
>>140314580brainwashed by the same cult
>>140314580Closet homo who sits on guys laps at bars
>>140305765has there every been a brazza who took a short notice fight?
Periredit refused to fight
>>140314608A year long preparation is essential brazza u kno dis.
>>140307736i think khalil is southpaw, and he could probably check the leg kicks. plus he has a thick enough neck to maybe tank 1 ( one) left hook.it'd be a banger, and no i don't give a fuck if khalil is ranked 8 or whatever.
You guys need to get a job and stop spending all your time posting about dumbass heems
O'Malley is going to fight Merab in 2025, fight Umar in 2026, and then fuck off to boxing in 2027No, it doesn't matter if he wins or not
ramadan lettle bet shit brazza want double baconator you kno dis
https://youtu.be/9aFctg7KTfo
>>140311959155165175 ( or 177.5 even)190205this is the way it should be.
>poofc needs MORE mickey mouse beltsstate
>>140314619
>>140314774A mickey mouse belt is the BMF or interim beltsThis would be a real division and therefore a real belt
>>140314784>or interim beltsjones belt is the mickey mouse belt thoughbeit
>>140314794Jon is the interim championTom is the interim interim champion
>>140307873factually incorrect lmao>>140308092lmao
THE 12-5 prospect who went life or death with Old Man Jacoby and was competitive with Anthony Smith
Israel Adesanya vs Palestine Onfuwemi
>>140314867you forgot>and still KOs Jamahal Hill
Khalil just ain't elite
>>140314784Boxing has 48 world champions exclusing interim, intercontinental and other such mickey mouse belts.
Khalil Rountree vs Bilal Squareroot.Who wins?
>>140314837Francis is the lineal champion
Jamahal Hill vs Yamaha Hall. Wow, fireworks.
>>140314222Ynr that people said alex was shook.
Alex Pereira vs Aleks Pierra. Mark your calendars, folks.
>>140314842Murzacanov would have derailed that fake win streak
Alex Standing? whatever happened there?
>>140314774tell me why WW should exist if they have 0 ( zero) upcoming announced fights?cut the division into 165 and 175. tell every ranked fighter they need to fight in the next 3 months or lose rankings. get once-a-year fighters like wonderboy, colby, and brady out of the sport.
>>140315034He sat down
>>140315034Alex Standing got covid and was replaced by Alex Pereira
Alex Standing vs Alex Walking
Alex Crabcocking
Alex Sleeping
Alex Fucking
>>140315043Burns has been carrying that division by himself, and he isn't even a real ww.
>>140315043>the top 15 aren't booked so scrap the whole divisionretard
when will open palmed strikes enter the ufc?
Who heems the heemers?
>>140314876Talmbout Palestine Dagestanya?
Alex Sticking
>>140303165nah.. he's already loving his new job
Jamal is black.
>>140315195charlebros..
Who's the LeBron James of MMA
>>140314595>>140314596it seems it causes you extreme rectum discomfort so based entirely on that i declare that Jake is based
>>140315127good counter argument. i'll be sure to watch the belal vs leon fight when it gets announced for 2026.
What fight you want to see next?Alex vs ShitalaevAlex vs Tom Ass Pain AnalAlex vs Jiri ProstateshkaAlex vs The guy in the pub
>>140315195h-he's fast
3 booked ranked heavyweight fights5 booked ranked light heavyweight fights4 booked ranked middleweight fights0 booked ranked welterweight fight2 booked ranked lightweight fights (counting Chandler vs Conor)1 booked ranked featherweight fight1 booked ranked bantamweight fight4 booked ranked flyweight fights
>>140315248Gamrots free rn
Have you guys heard that Gayne turned down fighting against Tom because he is recording a shitty french movie nobody will ever watch?
>>140310587this is what title fights used to look like in 2004
>>140315228jiri or khalil. shame khalil is booked.ankalaev should learn that you dont get rewarded for being unavailable for 1/3rd of the year, then dictating that you then can't fight til the end of the year.
>>140310639he went up in weight and won 2 performance bonuses in a row, which is pretty fucking cool
>>140315228Alex vs Smiff
That was close, do you think Tsukisomething could win in a rematch?https://youtu.be/dmTKu3R7mXU
>>140315336>"me and you in abu dhabi in october" That shit annoyed me.Motherfucker had a draw, then got awarded NC (it should be a DQ loss) and then a win over THE Walker... And he thinks he can claim shit.If i were Alex i'd try HW
>>140315395Poirier will heem Islam with a guillotine
>Ivana Petrovic >Norway kek, I guess she's anti war or something.
https://x.com/champrds/status/1782812228523118896?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQ>Islam Makhachev believes there is “no job” left at lightweight, and says the UFC has to give him a shot at Leon Edwards for the welterweight belt:>“Honestly, I don’t have any exciting fights [at lightweight] because, Dustin [Poirier] has just 1 fight wins streak… Arman [Tsarukyan] I already beat this guy.>I don’t have some job in my division. I think they have to give me chance for the second belt, because I already beat [everyone].”pisslam’s been on the kvass again, why are they so delusional?
>>140315449He's literally right.
>>140310849erceg heems
>>140315449Feed him Bilau
There is nothing bmf about pitter patter cut baby faggot max
>>140315520Say that to his face and see what happens
>>140315449He's should still fight them but he's rightThere's nobody in Lightweight that's actually a threat to him
>>140315520he learned the heem punch sorry kid
>>140315449arman is featherweight height, he should jumping at the opportunity to fight another FW.also leon decisions this fucking fraud.
>>140315575shartman was actually talking about dropping to featherweight too
>>140315531who would know? he has 1 fight vs charles and that was like 2 years ago.
>>140315449absolutely terrified of GODrotI was memeing but this homo is afraid to mention his name
since ESPN jews you into buying ESPN+ to buy a PPV, anything I should watch before I cancel it? Should i just catch up on old fights I missed and then let the subscription lapse?yes, yes, clown me for buying ufc 300. I didn't want to miss action due to freezing/stuttering.
Gamrot even fought at FW and yet Pisslam is STILL scared of himkwab
>>140315612maybe he doesn’t know, someone should tell him, he’ll call him out in a second
New>>140315624>>140315624
>>140315449>I already beat real gangsta Dan Hooker and Bobby Green brazza
>>140315449walking talking advertisement for why we need a 165 division.
>>140315666>>140315666>>140315666----->new not early<---------
>>140315222not my opinion therefore wrong, haha beaten
>>140315678>>140315635both of these lookin early to me b
>>140315678fewl we are still 4 (3 after my post) posts from bump limit
>>140315635>>140315635>>140315635>>140315635>>140315635Both were early but this one was first, heem rules are rules
and bump limit reachedyou are welcome, losersyou are dana whites contender series flunkies, i am dana whites road to the ufc graduatecompared to me, you are a flunky of the ultimate fighter, while i am a double champ
