>>140284981previously on /copalib/
my girlfriend is in bolivia
>The Chiqui Tapia Man?
>>140304337that's a man
Never been a fan of "Chuck Norris joke but it's Ibrahimovic instead" to be frank.
>>140304381think again
>>140304300scheduleLeadersArgentina - semifinals>Boca x estudiantes.sometime this autumm>Argentinos x veleznext month probably, at around 4 pmBolivia semifinals>Bulo bulo x independientenow>The strongest x universitariotomorrow afternoonBrasil red bull atletico, 6 pmEquador aucas, yesterday 4pmColombia tolima, next week 8 pmUruguay penharol, dulce de lecheChile u de chile, 2025 is looking grimParaguai libertad a dani alvesPeru crystal, la mejor cervezaVenezuela universidad central
better than isabel in my books
>>140304337>>140304411>>140304466Grimmi
Is Rojo racist?
>>140304419kek
>>140304466this much is true
This is how you will look like if you eat asado every weekend
the trailer of deadpool and wolverine is out. I love American culture.
fuck a.nal
>>140304628i love slowed down 80's pop songs with emotional cues! they tell me how to feel!
>>140304719SO MUCH THIS!whenever people dont tell me how to feel, I either feel tedious, anxious or guilty
stop it i have mildly autism i dont know if you're being ironic
Is inter the argentinian team in Brazil?
>>140304614natty?
>>140304788wait a minute...
>>140304805works on my machine
>>140304788
>>140304753we should backpack through Bolivia and have an Ayahuasca trip ! we may never stop talking about it!
For me,it is Aucas
>>140304848sorry, I am forbidden of going back to Bolivia
>>140304758I actually liked it but I know it is schlop. I wanted to make you know who complain but he didnt bite.
>>140304848>>140304897
>>140304953Scaloni really hit the wall
>>140304953white men hit the wall after 40 harder than senna
>the last thread lasted almost 24 hswhere are all the bidetposting anons?
>>140305237they're all tourist
>>140305237gooningneed to stop btw
>>140305237Normally I would make a joke about yersterdays result but bideteros never post on /copalib/maybe when they win an important match>>140305250literally this
yiyos
fortaleza-COL bros...boyacá bros...we really are chicopasto bros....the grass is always greener on the other side
>>140305301Bucaramanga fan?
>>140305345always
>>140305367why did fredy hinestroza flopped in spain?
>that psychotic Israeli talmudic look
>>140305426he scored twice as many goals as Gabigol did on Europe. what else could you ask from a winger?
>>140305465*4 times as many goals
>>140305465gabibros....
>>140305512penis inspection day was real after all
>>140305512this wouldn't have happened with state regulated banheiraos as God intended
>>140305451>that tiletrikaschizobros....
>can i use your bathroom?
>Jan Hurtado and Ivan Marcone costed 8.5 million usd each>Merentiel and Zenon were 3 million>Advincula and Figal were 2.5 million>Blanco was 50% of the cut for a future transfer of some random shitter from the reserveWack as hell
>>140305608this, but the soap is solid, old and glued to the sink
>>140305608that's probably one of those toilets that have the hole in the near side of the bowl for some reason
red bull is going to win the league this time for real
>>140305608where is the trash can
Coquimbo DT got the coof and wont be at the bench in their match against Racing for Sudamericana
>>140305666they will give my team wingers
>>140305680you can put the used papers in your pocket and then hand it to me, i'll throw them out
>>140305608>no bidetsavages
>>140305688how could he have avoided that I wonder
>>140305735where would you be in this hypothetical scenario
>>140305771maybe its facing the toilet
>>140305608mine look just the same but the sink and toilet (and bidet) are blue>>140305680this is not that common here but one time I went to a friend's and he has really shitty (lol) plumbing so he has a bin for toilet paper, I looked at it when pissing and saw some paper with big chunks of shit, almost threw up
>>140305810cope
>>140305799haha don't worry about it, just don't look in the mirror too close
>>140305815what team does your friend support?
for me, it is single leg elimination games played in random cities all over of the country
>>140305862I think river, he's not that much into futbol
>>140305958just imagine a flamengo-palmeiras in the middle of the amazonas state VGH
>>140305969that proves once and for all that river has nothing to do with bidet
>>140305995hmmm.... bostero bros? our world is crumbling
>>140305636This. Boca has already thr league inside the pocket, and with such a cheap team.
>>140305958>>140305987>Vasco - Gremio played in FortalezaA man can dream
>>140306106you misspelled argentinos jrs
>>140306106Janson and Benedetto are the only real duds because they were 4 million each and one started off good but derailed hard and never recovered and the other one has done absolutely nothinggetting decent players for fairly cheap prices (and shitters being far cheaper than previous shitters) is probably one of the better things done by the current administration
>>140305608how did you got into my bathroom? get out!
>>140306106vamos huracan btw
>>140305995he did have a bidet lolone of those awful bidets you screw into the toilet
Demichelis firedhttps://twitter.com/juegosimple__/status/1782549235486921215
>>140306422Don't give me hopes
>>140306422kek that guy is full of shit
>>140306422about as legit as the news of demichelis being considered as barcelona and bayern munich next coach
>>140306293>Janson and Benedetto are the only real dudsthey also brought Orsini and Briasco for like 1.5 million, which is about 1.5 millions more than those players are worth
>>140306542of course but we used to pay 4 or 5 times more for these types of shitters
>>140306576yeah Angelici was laundering money, there's no way Betancur was worth the heap of cash they got from him
Hora do banheirão
>>140306477Don ramon or the guy who posted the news?
>>140306480It's 80% certain that Demichelis will be fired after the group stageI have sources in Brazil.
>>140307055And where's your source of River getting eliminatated in group stages?
>>140307161They won't
>>140307055>>140307161they are going to comfortably get first place and then lose in round of 16 against another brazuca
O Vasco é o único time da Série A que começa o ano com 500 tabus para quebrar.Não ganha do Corinthians Não ganha do São Paulo foraNão ganha do Palmeiras Não ganha do Inter foraNão ganha do Grêmio foraNão ganha do Bahia fora.
Receba.
>>140307278You know that the worst scenario would be them reaching the finals and losing against a brazuca AGAIN. They actually wouldn't recover from that and Demileche would be 100% fired.
>>140307278River is going to fire him after 1st in group stage
what if we compensated Argentina for supporting the Brits in the malvinas war by giving the entire nordeste territory to them
>>140307432river since gallardo has always made a point of not being like boca, not firing coaches and trusting the "proyecto"so now they're fucked and will have to put up with denmechele until at least decemberunless something catasthrophic happens like they getting eliminated in groups or in ro16 by with a goleada
>>140307563it's ok bro we forgive you
Since when did we support the brits in the malvinas war
>>140307582the problem is Demichelis is Gallardo 2.0He is trying to make Borja his 9, he is playing with 1 single volante, etc.He is autistic and arrogant like Gallardo. Mark my words: he will be fired before 16th roundAnd the best candidate is Ramon Diaz
As malvinhas são pernambucanas
I think I found a big tiddy tall redhead blue eyed grundgy nerdy femcely med student girl that partially owns a bar and enjoys listening to 90s salsa and hates reggaeton, cumbia, anything made after 2007 and is actually willing to go out with me and even kissed me and I am questioning reality now because this feels like it has to be a dream or some shit
>>140307682the problem with demichelis is brito isn't d'onofrio, gallardo wouldn't have won shit if it wasn't for el viejo viagrero
>>140307735You found a ABIN agent
>>140307789who is viejo viagrero?
>>140307832D'onofrio
>>140307735Always remember that is hope what kills you.
>>140307789Brito is their Angelici
>>140307851the thing is as long as the big guys allow Gallard to hire a plane to bring Borja and Demichelis to keep using him, using a meme 4-1-4-1 system, trusting Mememarni, River won't win anythingAT BEST they will win clausura
>>140307820I will fight for the return of cisplatina if that's what she wants. Fuck, I'd accept pegging at this point.>>140307860You speak with the wisdom of the mountain and the llama, kind bolita fren.Yeah, I went in for the kiss just to make sure I won't let this die in friendzoning, but I'm being super chill
>>140307922nah man that shit doesn't matter, matches are won outside the fieldyesterday Riquelme had the var ref replaced before the match and look how they didn't give a goal to river
Question for non brasilianosAre coaches pressured of getting fired after losing 3 matches at max there or is this imediatism just here thing
>>140307962Godspeed, fren. Remember, lick counterclockwise and cut your fingernails.
>>140308021Tigre got a new boach and he lost his first 3 matchesone of them was a knock out game in copa argentina against their clasico so far he still has a job
>>140307976That said River allowed the worst Boca of all time score 3 goals
>>140308162Let's face it, Chicarita winning was a God thing. Chicarita is way worse than Tigre
>>140308026>lick counterclockwiseIs he taking her to eat ice cream?
>>140308225what matters is that they lose to san lorenzo now and for velez to win their match against estudiantes rcso we can finally solve the unfinished copa argentina final from 1970
>>140307735just be mindful that all the good things eventually come to an end anonbut try to enjoy it as much as you can don't make the same mistake i did
>>140308288You laugh, but if you keep your head game to up and down, she's going to run away with the first guy with a lisp she finds.
>>140308432well it's not like I'm finding out anytime soon anyway
>>140308481Just keep trying anon, it'll happen for you one day
>>140308313As much as I like Velez they won't winBut I might bet they will score at least 2 goals
>>140308481No excuses in Argentina even for a gordinho, you could literally just walk down the street and find a willing participant. Willing optional.
literally impossible to make a win bet tomorrowThe only possible bet is that corinthians is going to get scored
I'm learning how to make clickbait videosany software that make lifes easier? faster than photoshop?
>>140308878>welcome tomas demichele to sao paulo
Bem vindo cassio, nova cria do peixão
O novo treinador do palmeiras é o senhor Rogerio Ceni
>>140308934vou tentar fazer um bom aqui
the name of the club?bidetFC
They like to take firm water in the ass and they are proud of it btw (by the way)
>>140307735poor girl doesn't know how much of a banheirão goer you are...
sentiu
Palmeiras não tem mundial
If you restart your life with all your previous knowledge, would you still twist for the same team?
>>140307735Run away as fast as you can, she's an alien.
>>140310463YesThe only thing I like about my father is that he didnt taught me to twist for Palmerda or Corinthians. Or Vasco even worse
Why would a father teach his kid to become Palmeirense or Vascaido?
>Após as recusas de Xabi Alonso, Julian Nagelsmann e possivelmente de Unai Emery, o Bayern de Munique agora considera Martín Demichelis. >O ex zagueiro do clube treinou as categorias de base do Bayern entre 2019-2022, até assumir o River PlatehmmmLooks like Ramon Diaz will be announced soon
Ante un llamado de River Plate, Ramon Díaz y Emiliano Díaz evaluarían el proyecto y de mínimo pedirían a CUATRO futbolistas para reforzar el plantel.vía @HernanSCastillo
>>140310631Para onde eu envio meu cv para ser o novo treinador do Bayern?
>>140310631Carpini to Bayern
Millos y Cerro
Tem um cuguloso na cidade
>>140310535>papito, papito, que equipo iremos hinchar until the end of our lives?>palmerda, sonCan you even imagine the smell of this conversation
Good morning sirs
>>140311166
>>140310993meu primo q era corinthiano anos 7 anos de idade quis virar palmeirense pq o vizinho amigo dele era palmeirenseEu zuei tanto o pai dele q ele voltou a virar corinthiano. Depois de chorar quando Corinthians foi rebaixado em 2007 ele nunca mais assistiu futebol kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>140311166Good morning sir
Eu nao sei como era nos colegios da classe média mas em diadema apesar da maioria se dizer corinthiana e o resto sao paulino na escola de 50 mulekes só uns 3 gostavam de futebolO resto era tudo autista que ficava brincando de jogar papelzinho e tentar fazer graça pra menina
Good morning sirs, its 8 am and Im already drinking
>>140309084But they still have trash cans for some reason
>>140309106Kek
>>140311247F:(
admita
If Grêmio doesn't win today, it's JOEVER
*faint dale bo gets carried away by the wind*A nurse is helping a single mother give birth to a childA trashcan gets picked upA bidet is clogged after a mistake of porcelain natureAn old man dies in hospiceA fruit ripes at the perfect momentDale Bo reverberates inside a dog's carcass
>>140310813rh@bayern.de
Noooooooo not the whatsapp audios from work
>>140311667A teardrop fell from my eyeThanks for shsringbit with us
>>140311184Wtf is this?
Sometimes i wish brazilian players were more loyal to gringo clubs like argentinos are, if they have a good season they already want to move to a bigger club, while argentinos stay more time in their clubs. We are indeed full merc
>>140310463Yes
you guys know that bet websites are 99% drug laundry from UK and europe right?If Leila Pereira messed up with the odds of matches, she is literally fucked. I mean literally. She will have to lose 3 or 4 billion from her fortune to avoid a plane crash
>>140310463Yes. And I would continue to suffer because of it.
why do jew destroyed and brainwashed western women but not chinese and russian women?Do they really think latin america people who make 10k dollars per year are responsible for the holocaust?
>>1403117871. Thieves will become kings, and kings will be thieves.2. A person will be judged unholy if he does not have money.3. Duration of human life will diminish day by day. The maximum duration of life for human beings in Kali-yuga will be 50 years and it will continue to decrease with time, the least being 23 years. A day will come when man will have to bring a ladder to climb a Brinjal tree.4. Men and women will live together merely because of superficial attraction, marital relations will be based upon outer appearances. Marriage will be arranged simply by verbal agreement and broken at will.5. There will be many displaced people, wandering from one country to another in search of food and employment. People will beg for their life and unemployment will increase day by day.6. People will be envious, no one will trust others.7. Women will start trading flesh and virginity.
>>140311693Pajeets
>>140311673>wake up>there's 150 wazzaps on the work group>put phone down>anon why aren't you up to date with all our retarded shenanigans, how come you didn't know we were going bar hopping after work, don't you read the group zapzaps?Thank god I don't work at a place with 25 coworkers per section anymore.
>>140311869>he doesn't have a guys only work group chat where we talk shit about the female co workers and say sexist shit
>>140311869dude those girls look a little young....
>>140311927I'm crying right now thinking about them getting hurt
>>140311738Why
>>140310463I would lower my expectations and just enjoy the ride
>>140311907we did, it was for organizing fuchibol 5 matches and talking about mangossip, it was the one I actually read cause it was like 6 or 7 guys and no one went overboard>>140311927Ok I'll cover them up
thinking about this
Boca vs River today !
wait...
>>140312060I love those guy only chats, at one point my old boss was in it and he would also shit talk people in the company. I miss that guy.
>>140311927the one on her knees was 18 at that time (born in 84, pic taken in 2002 I think)the other one was like 15 lmao
>>140305608>Switch and Outlet combo>That Glade® ToquéSo it's not just here kek.>>140305645Nothing worse than when they've this kind of soap in the sink.
>>140311869>reverse search this pic because I can't remember the name of the redhead>all google images gives me is "cleavage"I can't believe how unbelievably bad google images has become, why would they ruin it like this, thank god for yandex
>>140312122>the one on her knees was 18 at that timeSo that's why they went ahead and showed her cheeks.>>140312166Camila Bordonaba
>>140312178>Camila Bordonabayeah I know, thanks to yandex, not those faggots at google
O futebol brasileiro está nas mãos do cidadão que TATUOU em seu corpo os rostos de: Claudia Leite, Adriane Galisteu, Datena e Álvaro Dias
>>140312189I just reverse imagesearch everything with yandex nowadays. Jewgle is a waste of time and you've even got to change the default URL to not get google lens results.
Just saw a guy named ardiles da silva, born in 1979Precursor of the riquelemesThere are a lot of linekers too for some reason
>>140311787Russian women are extremely degenerate, even more as western ones.Divorce rate in Russia is among the highest in the world. There are russian prostitutes and porn actressess everywhere in Russia and abroad.
>>140312041I find it cool when a player creates a history in the club. Not hating or anything just sometimes i think this
>>140312479They also abort a lotBut they may be more nationalist
>>140312249You now remember his program in Esporte Interativo and his great takes and opinions>fale voz do além >minha opinião da cbf>o neymar...
>>140312494There is a reason why it is easier for argentinians to create this link.
>>140312523I only remember his take on troca troca being normal around kidsAnd diabetic people being unable to get it up
>>140312479>Russian women are extremely degenerate, even more as western ones.Have you ever talked to a brazilian girl?
>>140312479Yeah they're degenerate but also cute.
>>140312574Do you speak Russian?
>>140311738That happens in Europe as well. Neverkusen will tear apart their team for the next season
>>140312479Yea but they all do anal so it's okay.
When I was young, Id use to go to Bate-papo UOL to look up old ladies to fuck
>>140311869based lopilato enjoyershe's adventista del septimo día though
>>140312592what would she drop?
>>140312823Nukes
>>140312823A hot potato
>>140312845based
Now I am become Beth
the consoomer of nukes
textor will save brazilian footie
>>140312860
they trained gabigol wrong on purpose
>>140312845im in love
>>140312553Because we're vain, egotistical, love to be worshiped, would rather lord over mediocres than struggle against the elit and have an internalized concept of success and power as being only doable by building a strong personal network in a given place, becoming little feudal lords lording over a place, institution or social group?
yappity yap yappy yappityyap yapperyappin yapper
>>140312945*yuri albertohttps://youtu.be/6vNNICoC0h4?t=71
Caio Ribeiro, após saída de Luan do Vitória: "Esse menino está jogando a carreira dele no lixo""Me arrisco a dizer que ele não pega mais time de Série A", opina Roger Flores
>>140313075fucking aussie shitposters
>>140313075bidet bros...
>>140313092He was fired for having sex. Reminder to not have sex.
Why do I waste so much time of my day just thinking what I would do differently if I reset my life with all my prior knowledge?
>>140313075what
>>140312845BASED
>>140313254Because you're full of regrets but too scared to start moving
>>140312902>>140312860KINO
>>140313254It's time to move on and do something that makes you happy.
>>140313303All I can think is laying in bed reading Isekai manga or playing rpg (which I do only for 1 or 2 hours before uninstalling because I feel guilty of wasting my time)
being happy is overrated anyway
>>140313254this you? find psychological help
>>140313343Perhaps, but I'm in my late 30s
>>140313343those w*jaks are like those mediums that jsay "I feel a prescence, someone lost an aunt in the past 35 years that start with the letter A".everybody can relate to at least 2 or 3 things in there
Forza Baia Mia SborraDEATH TO UAEDEATH TO RTDEATH TO CBF
i'm a real medium tho i've seen a ghost 3 times in my life
>>140313321Sounds like you have bigger issues. Get a job or do something productive so you won't feel as guilty. Yea I know job is gay but still.
some crazy nigga just decapitated someone in fortress
>>140313423it's a sacrifice so they beat boca
>>140313423When do people not get decapitated in Latin America?
BREAKING: The referee association suggested PAUSING the Brasileirão after John Textor exposed possible rigging
>>140313493https://cultura.uol.com.br/esporte/noticias/2024/04/23/7862_associacao-de-arbitros-pede-paralisacao-do-brasileirao-apos-declaracoes-de-textor-na-cpi.html
Olha aí os neguebuinha que quer ganhar 350 mil por mêhttps://ge.globo.com/futebol/times/fluminense/noticia/2024/04/23/john-kennedy-kaua-elias-arthur-e-alexsander-sao-afastados-no-fluminense-por-indisciplina.ghtml
>>140313500xiiiiiiiiiiiiCopa Pelé 2024 Santos sobeGremio campeão
>>140313493>>140313500how powerful is textor?
>>140313410The worst part is I have one
>>140313504quantas libertadores você ganhou, zé povinho?
>>140313514It's over 9000
>>140313254Daydreaming is fun
>>140312961Yeah.....that..;)
Amount of valid proof undisclosed: 0 (zero)Jontex is a comédia
>>140313254I sometimes do that too. I wish i could.make it useful like helping me taking decisions now.or at least write a good story but nahIt is totally useless
>>140313526Negueba faz 2 gols e quer 350 mil + mulherada e festaE o brasileiro aplaude. Por isso sou a favor de jogador argentino
>>140313550this picture kinda implies they're a gay couple
A Leila Pereira conseguiu estragar o brasileirao de 2022,2023 e 2024obrigado judia de merda
me desculpe, mas vou palavras de baixo calão: ele é um baita de um bananão
>>140313576você tá querendo é pica e não sabe pedir
>>140313593>meninoone of the funniest things about football is treating 28 yo as kids
Palmeirenses are shaking in fear
Distasio (River journo) is fucking seething on ESPN
>>140313525Why so guilty then? Are you not satisfied with your job? I used to feel like that a couple of years ago when I worked in shitty tech support
Americans are bluff kingsJontex, Musk, TrumpThis kind of bluff is a crime thoXandão, do your thing!
>>140313670>Pablo Lunati on the phone with ESPNlmaoPablo "River Plate" Lunati
dude if you watch sport journalism you should be put down like a sick dog
>>140313890>>140314013why are you fighting Antonio Oliveira will be raped today
>>140314080and who the fuck is antonio olivera?
>>140314100Corinthians coach
>>140313581I mean they are sulistas
you are the father of a muleke favelinho who lives in xique-xique, bahia and dinopedo offers you 1000 dollars to let him fuck your son in the ass, would you accept it?
>>140314247No and I'll decapitate him and burn his body for even asking.
>>140313576Yeah like those velez pibes
>>140314013sport journalism died the day that they started to buttlicking any shitter in a youpoor league for any small thing.
>>140314247?
>>140314311it happens more often in Brazil and Colombia, countries dominated by jewish terrorists
>>140314311The problem woth sports journalism is 24h sports channels. Sports are not that important nor there are so many things to talk about, but the public craves the escape from reality so they have to bullshit 20h extra hours of broadcast
>>140308612velez will either face off against arsenal or estudiantes from the fourth river which are both in second divisionthey have a higher chance of beating them than saint silence has of chaca since they lost their coach
>>140314402oh no I meant apertura not Copa Argentina
As much as I want velez to win to restore some italian pride I think it will go to Argentino Juniors or Estudiantes
>>140312553In summary, we are superior.
>>140314444Quads confirm la cuarta
>>140314187that's a fucked up way of spelling Pedro Henrique
>>140304614I eat asado every weekend and I'm a 90kg skinny fat
>>140314489>90kg>skinnyBeing a 2-meter freak is as bad as being a manlet.
sounds like you're envious
>>140314469ya jugaron los niños (river x boca), ahora le toca a los grandes.
I just say i'm 1.79cm and 85kg, i haven't messure either in decades
>>140313254nothing would change, life sucks, there is no winning move
>>140314517same hereI got weighted like 10 years ago and just go with that, despite being obviously larger lol
>>140314446Você sabe o que o argentino tem mais que o brasileiro? Tem mais é que se foder kkkkkkkkk
he sentiu that
>>140314573OH, OH, eu sei o que o argentino tem mais que o brasileiro! tem mais cromossomos!
I just remembered a funny jokeChillI love argentina, i probably have many family members there
>>140314597Kek
“Ahorita”It’s over Mileichads, the bolitas are overthrowing our government
>>140314641>Vallanthey're not making a great case for our education...
>>140314641>cogernos al art de la constitucion nacionallewd
>>140314655UBA is trash that is only “””good””” for fake social degrees like sociology but the average polentinian thinks it’s some renowned university worldwide, kek, Milei should bomb it with our new f16s
>>140314709yeah well I doubt that sign was written by uba students, most likely the usual piqueteros that didn't even finish high school
Do you guys in argentina feel people less or more angry after milei was elected? are they being under psychological terror?
>>140314655Whats the correct spelling? Vashan?
>>140314764less angry because absolutely everyone was sick of the previous government, even the peronchos>>140314765Vayanit's a common mistake because valla is also a valid word, it means fence
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tijuana_Cartel
Caio Ribeiro, no Boleiragem, sobre Luan Guilherme:— Não jogou no Corinthians. Voltou para o Grêmio e não jogou, não jogou no Santos e nem no Vitória. Será que está todo mundo errado? Esse menino está jogando a carreira dele no lixo. E estamos falando de um comportamento extracampo que a gente está lamentando. Pelo menos eu lamento porque vi o Luan jogar muita bola na primeira passagem pelo Grêmio, campeão olímpico com a camisa da Seleção. Tem horas que você tem que parar de transferir responsabilidade e assumir a sua, ver o que você está fazendo de errado porque a carreira vai embora. E ele vai se lamentar lá na frente. Então, Luan, coloca acabeça no lugar. São 10, 12 anos para a gente ganhar dinheiro, trazer uma tranquilidade financeira para a nossa senpaiília e depois tem toda uma vida pela frente. Ele está jogando fora as oportunidades dele.
>>140314952
>>140314952esss neguebinhas fazem 10 jogos bons, dizem que é pra convocar pra seleção no programa do (((Craque Neto))) e dps se aposentam aos 26
>>140314765Væan
>>140314641I prefer this every day over faggy ass protrest signs written in english in countries that don't speak english
>>140314952luanel bros....
O Neto teria levado essa merda do Luan pra seleção em 2018 junto com Matheus Babi, Rodrigo Dourado e Geromel
Reminder to have sex
>>140315051
>>140315051remind me 15 years ago
>>140311927
Sócios do Parque São Jorge passaram a comprar antes dos demais membros do Fiel Torcedor;E mais: sócios do clube estão liberados para comprar até CINCO ingressos em QUALQUER setor da Neo Química Arena, incluindo os mais baratos como Sul;Enquanto a venda contra o Fluminense abre hoje para os três planos do Fiel Torcedor, os socios do PSJ já compraram ontem1) Maior patrocinio do mundo2) Matheuzinho 4 milhões euros3) 64 colchões por um camarote4) Naming rights do CT por 300 trilhões de euros5) Pedro Raul 6 milhões euros6) Renovação Paulinho 39 anos até 20287) Matias Rojas 7 milhões euros jogando no Inter Miami8) Acabou a farra9) Camera "escondida" no bone de um apoiador Como é bom ser presidente do Corinthians
need a tv to watch brasileirão and the olympics, the living room tv is being monopolized by my senile grandma
>>140315134https://www.casasbahia.com.br/smart-tv-43-polegadas-4k/b
In the heart of Brazil, where the sun's golden ray,Lies the banheirao, where stories hold sway.Amidst the chatter, in a jovial mood,Feijoada's aroma, a savory interlude.
>>140307391todos esses serão quebrados
This guy smells victoryJust like Chadval our beloved Dorikino
>>140314891If only riascos hadnt lost the penalty against galo in 2013 round of 16...his punishment was signing with vasco
>>140315229but anon told me New Balance is only for ugly people who walk fast
>Enter Sao paulo bus>Chadval is in the back with a cuban cigar>He says>Get in motherfucker, we are raping Barcelona de Guayaquil
>>140315243how does that pic contradict that?
>>140315243when I was a kid, like around 6, I always loved New BalanceIt was greeatMy father could only buy one to my older brotherMy first New Balance I bought in 2018, during the world cup
>>140315193Another nobel prize for the argentinians! Now the score is 50 for argentina, 0 for brazil! Shame on pindorama
>>140315255he is handsome, like George Clooney, and he's clealy walking slow
>>140315243who said that? new balances are great shoesolympikus is for people like that
>>140311869there was a time when this was legal
>>140315243new balance has better sneakers than adidas and puma
here it is a pic of my 2018 new balance
>>140315229the pedophile is the loose
>>140315229if this man despise hamez and send him to chupar banca, it's already my hero.
>>140315291It was him!>>140315011LIAR i must have looked like a fool in the funky do bahia saying that
>>140315338WHO?
>>140315333>James is ok guy>Doesn't rape women>doesn't do coke on fridays with pimps>Colombia guy hates himJez you guys are really hard to please
>>140315370bro you are definitely homosexual and have a preference for white twinks who speak castellano
>>140315393You are the pathetic little pychotic jew that said last year that luxemburgo was persecuted because he was black
>>140315333i think hamez is a benchwarmer for lucas moura no matter what whenever the latter comes back from his injury>>140315393sounds like projection
How to stop a jewish brazilian: he talks about race all the timehe can't think of a player. He think of his skin color firstPathetic
>>140315415i never said that>gallopo never did anything, you love him>jameznever did antyhing, you love him>nestor, gave you a title after a decadeyou hate him
Santos
>>140315444>never did anything, you love him9 goals in 5 games, saved Sao Paulo paulistao 2021It was not his fault Jew Ceni lost 4x0 to Jewmeiras>NestorThe guy literally only played well when his family received death treats
someone throw a banana at the chimp
yames yodriguez is still playing or he just warmes san pablo's bench for thousands of dollars
>>140315475NIKAO paycheck is almost the same as JamesBut when I criticized Nikao I was called a racistAnd this guy does it for free
>>140304842>how dinos are born.jpg
>>140315484you're not racist, you're just homosexual with preferences
I hate nikão just because he is black
>>140315497same
>>140315370>tfw I will never do cocaine with pimps
>>140315494Oh ok so a few minutes ago I was Hitler now I am Pablo Vitar
>>140315509yeah you're gay
>tfw we will be watching Brasileirão on G/XTV next year
I am the only person in this entire 4chan lifetime who ever called Edmundo a murderera "white handsome guy" according to someone here
>>140315508That's 'Mama Luigi' to you, Mario.
Supreso que n vi ninguem falar doq aconteceu esses dias aquiJohn Textor apresentou as provas no tribunal e vão começar a investigação
>>140315664surpreso com a sua inabilidade de ler o fio
>>140315664o arnaldo ribeiro falou que não vai dar nada, eu acredito em tudo que ele fala
>Brasileiros still haven't kicked that gringo out of their league
>leila is in uruguay rnAssustador
>>140315721thinking that will ever happen is just ingenuousit all just ends in pizza
>>140315664pq nenhum clube de 2017 até hoje gastou 10 mil reais para colocar cameras boas?
>>140314952O cara ganhou 800 mil por mês do Corinthians durante uns dois anos. Ele deve ter grana saindo do cu
>>1403157742 noitadas com cocaina e puta vc gasta 100 mil fácil
i thought we didn't have bullying like in the US, but a kid a died after other kids jumped on his back
>>140315664John Textor na CBF já
Eu comeria a rbiana
ele e o schizo
O VAR light, pela proposta inicial deles, custa R$ 12 mil para quatro câmeras. Com oito câmeras vai para R$ 24 mil.
>>140315789porra vai tomar no cu, o brasil é cheio de psicopatas
>>140315862eu falo isso e vcs me chamam de schizo
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>>140315862>banheirão da mortemuito assustador
>>140315903>YU YU SENTIUSHO
>>140315901(((Brasil)))
Fabão do Equador
>>140316018san pablo biught vini?bros....it's NOT fair
>>140315789i'm reading some gook comics and the bullying is extremei wonder if it's true in a country full of skinny slinted eyes faggots
>>140315760I always thought the broadcasters were in charge of providing cameras
Melhores zagueiros que eu vi jogar:Junior BaianoRoque JuniorLuganoFabãoArbolendaRonaldãoMauro Galvão (volante/zagueiro)CannavaroMaterazziMelhores atualmente:FerraresiArboledaGustavo GomezAquele cuck do Flamengozagueiro do The Strongest que esqueci o nomeAquele negro do San Lorenzo
>>140316086in the land of skinny faggots the semi-muscular man is king
>>140316091For VAR no, the clubs pay 5k USD for match kkkkThey can't even buy a 10k USD package that includes Conmebol/FIfa quality cameras
>>140316091
>>140316111>PS Vita VARmuito assutador
>>140316111who's bringing a PS Vita to a stadium????
>>140316110do you think this >>140316111 only costs 10k?
>>140316125>don't you guys have phones?
REAL VAR > (((CBF)))
>>140316122>>140316125where the fuck is that James Rodriguez playing PSP when I need it?
>>140316162
>>140316126the company only ask 10k usd dollars per matchBy the way what is the name of the company that operates Brazil VAR?
>>140316176Fundação Roberto Marinho
>>140316105Why is he wearing gremio original kit
I fucking hate VAR, please change it so it's a 3 challenges rule or something, this is so fucking annoying
Ronaldo took cruzeiro out of serie b and avoided relegation. Without ronaldo where would cruzeiro be?
>>140316240out of its misery
>>140316194kkkkkkkk>>140316240Cruzeiro closed its doors, Ronaldo's Cruzeiro is a new clubnot lying
podem falar o que for do textor, mas ele se importa com o botafogo! ao contrário do gordonaldo e 777
If brazil had apertura and clausura they would probably be called modulo verde and modulo amarelo
My cousin Seba could fix VAR with laser pointer and a couple smartphonesYou will have to pay him in Singani, tho.
>>140316270Ronaldo scoring that goal over rodolfo rodriguez for cruzeiro > sk8r boy claiming generalized refball
>>140316283Do you prefer Samsung or LG?
>>140316337xiaomi or huawei
>>140316340no mean TV
>>140316337For me it's Motorola
but the football broadcasting equipment are usually SONY
>>140316337I'm a Xiaomi nigga but I fw Huawei frAlso intrigued by those newfangled Tecnos and Pocos who I suspect might just be two above in disguise.
>>140316375i meant for TVI bought a Samsung and never going back to LG
>>140316337i've been using samsung all my life and it's ok.
LG doesn't even make phones anymore
>>140315721
>>140316408OhThen absolutey no smart TVs, we have a SI here in Bolivia called Sure that sells cheap paki and chink TVs and other appliances with their logo. Currently own a 55' and its bretty gud. I guess I also use a Sony flatscreen in my room but I have a cheapo dedicaded pc as media player for that.
>>140316408Samsung OS is dogshitactually all TV OSes are dogshit but at least you can sideload crap on Android TV
>>140316086I always find weird reading japanese/korean history abiut bullying seem too absurd than i remember in the last olimpics i read about the japanese who work on the songs for the olimpic games under critisize bc he was a bully and the things he did was also absurd
>>140316408Really? Samsumg tvs are really that better?
>>140316558If you want 4k 120hz they're the ones with the best price/quality. Me personally I'd just get a TCL and call it a day.
dinobros please explain this
>>140316558quality wise yesI don't want to pay a fee for a android stick or what people call android tv box just to load iptvon samsung there are 2 apps that accept iptvBut yeah still in 2024 the only way to get real full HD quality is to pay 50 dollars month for the full sport packageOr buy a paraguay satellite for 120 dollars AzboxI bought my 43 inch 4K samsung tv for 1999 reais, pretty good
>>140316638TCL panel is great as well. I wish I had something better than IPTV to be honest. I wanted Full HD but you need those stupid external antennas to get that
>>140316721Crime statistics used to be pretty good compared to other places back then, now they're garbage, they make it a pain in the ass to report anything(like in every other country) to artificially mess with them like everyone else does.
>>140316818*But yeah it's full of chorros here and always has been.
>>140316818>>140316855I was setting you up to say "br/argie expats" but ok
>>140316855You guys just need to go full nazi for a couple of years
>>140316731with an android box you get youtube with blocked ads, that alone beats whatever tizen does
>>140316111AAAAH AAAAAAAAAAA
>Flu afasta John Kennedy, Alexsander, Kauã Elias e Arthur por festa em hotelYou can suffer in Brazil
why don't use a monitor and hook up the good ol' reliable HDMI and avoid smart tv's shithousery all together
>>140316111NEXT OP
>>140317069we are sorry for what robinho and his friends did to you in italy
>>140316899If anything the expats are the first ones to get their houses desbalijated like the idiots they are.>>140316932The commies already filled the jails with malandros and it changed nothing, then the neocons came and did the same. You close a drug den and 3 open up to pay for their lawyer and their supplier, all of them generating more zombies. There's too many ghettos and poor ass negros willing to sell that shit to zombies who go out there and steal whatever they can for a dose. You need to start executing the big drug lords and the money launderers but that will never happen, they've got everyone in their pockets.
>>140317061Based knower
>>140316721This is like when rape statistics are massively skewed because people in sweden actually report it.
I can't defecate
>>140317150Drink water and some coffee
>>140305608My grandad has a similar bathroom to this but carpet on the floor (insane)
>>140317061Monitors are like 3 times as expensive for the same quality/size, but yes it's the best choice
>>140317150and the freijolada?
>>140304300What's the tweet say?
>>140317150Can you get prunes in Brazil?
>>140317183Basically he did what british men do to their wives when they lose
>>140317150You've managed to build a tolerance to beans, impressive.
>>140317174it should be the other way around right? No OS, no apps, no updates, basic firmware.
>>140317150Quick shoutout to everyone who couldn't get their shit down the pipe today, drink some warm mate with that brown seed bread and put some sugar on the bread/dulce de leche.Guaranteed accident 30 cm away from the toilet
>>140317331Those pesky refresh rates and pixel density...
>>140311166the Java developer special
>>140317398marisa...
>>140317374Even monitors are getting the autismMainstream vydia was a mistake
>>140317447>Mainstream vydia was a mistakeIt even crashed its entire market in the 70's, should've taken the hint then
why is there an arthoe in my childhood bedroomwhy is she touching my 64who gave her permission
>>140317447If anything mainstream vydia should've forced tv manufacturers to sell entry level tvs with at least better refresh rates but they're fighting teeth and nails to not to.If only console plebs actually bought ps5s and 120hz tvs to go with them.
>>140317538Nobody like Pulp Fiction before 2008
>>140317631console plebs can hardly see the benefits of 60fps my man
>>140317641Had it on dvd in 2004
>>140317641Indie girls liked it and Clockwork Orange
>>140317631>console plebsYeah, but then again, stupid people.
>>140317641?????????whatyou have to be a giga zoomer, it got shown on cable constantly, matter of fact the first time I saw it must have been around 2001 on i-Sat
>>140317803Indie girls didn't exist before I reached puberty
whats the name of that one football game online where you play with little circles instead of players or something
>>140318076haxball
>>140318076Hax>>140317711Quero ir na fonte do teu serE banhar-me na tua purezaGuardar em pote gotas de felicidadeMatar saudade que ainda existe em mimAfagar teus cabelos molhadosPelo orvalho que a natureza regaCom a sutileza que lhe fez à perfeiçãoDeixando a certeza de amor no coraçãoDeixa eu te amarFaz de conta que sou o primeiroNa beleza desse teu olharEu quero estar o tempo inteiroDeixa eu te amarFaz de conta que sou o primeiroNa beleza desse teu olharEu quero estar o tempo inteiro
>>140318112yesss thats the one tysm
so nguyenzinho returned to the coven
I do not trust him
>he's aliveprove you're not a replicant
he's not our nguyen
do NOT post your face here
>>140318295We have to establish a courtroom to judge if he is really ngueynzinho or not.
>>140318155>>140318161>>140318228>>140318295>>140318440guys im not "back" i just randomly remembered that game and couldnt think of a better place to ask but its cool that you guys still remember me after what 2 years?
I guess he's too grown up e and cool to hanging out with sudacas right now
>>140318515Are you asking us?
>>140318515>im not "back"Sad. Dissapointed.
>>140318568its not like that at all you know i love you>>140318581no i was kinda asking myself how long has it been since i stopped hanging out in /copalib/last i remember people were kinda upset with me for turning this general into my personal blog so i kinda get it>>140318644sorry hermano :(
I remember everyone that posts here, with prejudice.Yes, even you mr. lurker
>>140318701>last i remember people were kinda upset with me for turning this general into my personal blog so i kinda get iteveryone turn this general into their personal blog don't take it personal bro
>>140318731
>>140318731do you remember that fucker from that one time?
>>140318776yeah no i get itso is there anything new with /copalib/
>>140318731well then, who am i?
>>140318701>last i remember people were kinda upset with me for turning this general into my personal blogHappens to all regulars at some point. Don't put much stock into it.
>>140318776I second that.There's I guy who probably fill some tables and schemes to identify everyone's personality around here. Sick fuck.
>>140318904I used to talk to these dudes in some random telegram group and there was this guy who had an excel sheet and was compiling every tidbit of information people were sharing (or letting slip up) over the time, he had found a few in social media after a while lol
>>140318701>last i remember people were kinda upset with me for turning this general into my personal blog so i kinda get itdinopedo does that and people here don't mind, same with the aussie, there are a lot of hypocrites here, don't worry.
>>140318515We are very needy and emotional. We grow to like anything that spends more than two weeks with us, even moles in our faces or geckos in our houses.
>>140318731How many copalibrs have passed away that we don't know?
what does the latest podcast drawing look like i want to see
>>140319049Not everybody can withstand the manic episodes in which one of us choose a random target and starts swearing and being sarcastic.
>>140319160you don't want to see it
>>140318974He also twisted for são Paulo and was very vocal about his anti semitism
>>140319178pretty please im about to go to sleep
>>140319136the santos schizo killed himself and so did the original banheirão poster, the current one is an imposter
>>140319165more like >we're used to those issues, nvm, it's always the same shit, if it's not the dinopedo, it's the trikaschizo and so on.
>>140319205Everything went to shit since 2 years ago. There is no podcast anymore. The only way to fix it is going back in time. Oh there is one time travel schizo now btw
>>140319216Due to Isabel? I think he's alive and stalking her as we speak
>>140319205this is the most recent I have
>>140319296thank you. just as sovlful as i remember
19:00 Caracas Rosario Central 19:00 Estudiantes (LP) Gremio 21:00 Atl. Mineiro Peñarol 21:00 Liverpool (U) San Lorenzo 21:30 Colo Colo Alianza Lima 23:00 Junior Liga Quito
>>14031949019:00 La Calera Cruzeiro 21:00 Dep. Garcilaso Cuiaba 21:00 Sp. Trinidense Nacional (Pot) 21:30 Argentinos Corinthians 23:00 Alianza FC U. Catolica (E)
>>140319490Caracas will win today
>>140319635>>140319635
>>140319637o jogo só acaba quando termina
Impregnating juicy meaty latina vagina from behind at a favela lan partyPlap plap plap Plap plap
Haha now i feel silly for having pasted the schedule
>>140317069>>140317120huh?
>>140311184WHAT THE FUCK
