m's
berds
>>140307549dogs(also fuck cats, but not literally)
Mariners btw
Los Bravos
Dodgers have like every major starter out also besides GlasnowI get thumping your chest but respectfully stop talking
>cusb
Orioles!
>>140307626Cubs didn’t even play today, leave them alone
How much do you think I could have made on a prop bet that Travis Darnaud would have five times as many homers as Acuna on April 23rd?
doyers
berds :-)
>>140307536The Royals are collapsing, like I said they would. In one week, Bobby Witt's MVP season and Cole Ragan's Cy Young season died. Not like they even had a chance.Royals can now step aside for the Chiefs.
>>140307587I’m outside enjoying this full moon with my dog
>>140307779I’m not even a Royals fan (although my team shares their state) but I don’t understand your obsession with them
Vagiants desu
For me it’s the Seattle Mariner’s
>>140307616The irony kek
>>140307826I get more pissed the more I see this image get posted.
>>140307826wtf i thought this was an /an/ thread not a tranny thread
>>140307646no>scuba kek
>ends the astros
ooh babyOrioles calling up Heston Kjerstadhe's hitting .349/.431/.744 in AAA
post dogs, i'm highly disappointed in this thread so far
>>140308557M's>M'sM's>M'sM's>M'sM's>M's
>>140307536Why are we letting this fag make every thread now?
>>140308605What are you gonna do about it?
>>140308605make it yourself then bozo
>>140308605the op does not, and has never mattered, as long as it says /mlb/ in the subject line. anybody who says otherwise is retarded
>>140308652Oh okay so next time let's make an op that's just two dudes fucking and label it /mlb/ and it'll be okay.
>>140308674if it doesn't break any rules then yeah. post the guy fucking the cardinalguy for the next one should be fine.
>>140308674RETARD.
>>140308625I LOVE GOLDENS SO MUCH BROS AAAAAAAAA
>>140308716Marinersdog loves you too bro.
None of these dogs have seen an M's world series
>>140308758And they never will.
>>140308674Sounds good to this Braves fan.
>>140308758Most of them are probably dead
>>140308625They really never let this poor dog eat any of those hotdogs while forcing it to pose for pictures
>>140308920Nah they do cmon
>>140308937They’re from Seattle that dog is probably a fucking vegan (not by choice)
>>140308946being forced to be a vegan as a dog is a cruel fate
>>140308946A dog would die if you gave it a vegan diet and the one in the pic is clearly well fed and old. You may not agree with the politics of an average Seattle resident but that doesn’t mean they’re bad people and incapable of loving and caring for their pets
>>140309051Nvm I guess dogs can be vegan if they still get their nutrients but I don’t buy it, anyone that feeds their dog a vegan diet should die. They deserve meat
>>140309051>>140309074You're thinking of cats dying from vegan diets, dogs are mans best friend so they can live exactly as we do. But yeah all dogs deserve meat in their diets
>>140308920Nah I'm sure they let him have a 'dog every now and then.
>>140309051Based guy who is taking the banter far too seriously
>>14030915910/10 would pet
>>140309162Sorry
>>140309116I'm the kind of person who slips meat to the dogs of people who only give them kibble and assorted bullshit.
>>140309162You're right, my bad.
>>140309220Sir that's beastialty
>>140309271it's gotta be done
I could use a rough dickdown right now if I'm being honest
reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9Z5EvwllF8
Mariners
>>140309220You sound like my wife. We got our dog (a plain brown mutt) from a shelter years ago, and she's grown accustomed to getting chicken, steak, bacon, pizza, etc each meal. It's gotten to the point where she won't eat a bowl of just dog food, it has to have something else in it. Fuckin' dog eats better than the majority of people on this planet and doesn't even realize it.She's a good puppy wuppy, though
>>140309530based, my pupper deserves to eat like a king and yours does too
>>140309556I don't know, man. I like the dog, but she's just a dog
>>140309569giving a dog scraps/leftovers isn't a big deal, if you're buying steak or chicken breasts for her every day then yeah she's spoiled.my most recent dogs tried refusing to eat without something mixed in with the dog food until i just waited for them to be hungry enough to eat it. the cheeky fuckers would look at their bowl and then back at me as if i had to give them some treats with it
found the t. o .r rent to the yanks vs A's game if anyone's interested
I believe all closers have a screw lose
>>140309659Why someone would watch such a shitshow? Yankees vs. LHP are absolute DOGSHIT.
>>140309749Dodgers fan btw
Do not like dogs. Simple as. Love me Mariners but I ain’t going to bark at the park night
Wash is NOT happy that Trout didn't swing in that last AB.
>>140309824dog haters do not belong on /sp/, this is an /an/ board
>>140309402This was a fun little watch, should've shown how the bases got loaded in the 9th though. Also lol at that tackle on the DP ball.
>>140309900Wash is NOT happy he accidentally sat on his crack pipe.
>>140309615To be fair dog food is cardboard trash
alt OP pic
>>140310473For most of human history dogs just are whatever their owners ate that day too. Kibble is kinda fucked up, they deserve some variety.
so did the big japanese guy get a new translator how does he communicate with his teammates and manager
>>140307536Sarah Gadon is a Toronto Blue Jay's fan
>>140309824Based, dog people freak me out a bit
I always wash my Recker after i've dropped a manoah
Good night for my berdinals.
>>140310892I googled her and I still have no idea who she is
You WILL have him become the stud of the rotation and you WILL be happy
just sucked someone.. LOL! haha, im such a little sluuuuut~
hey!
>>140308605sorry, I've been busy this past week
Apologize
anglels
>>140311110Sarah Gadon is a beloved and acclaimed Canadian actress
>nobody posted the giant bunny https://twitter.com/Cut4/status/1782613623040287196
My feelies :)
Real snek hours
I would like my Yankees to win tonight. Even if they do not win, ideally, they will score at least one run.
>>140312152What a nice lad.
Manfred gives you a call and lets you add, remove, or change one (1) rule in baseball. What do (You) do? You cannot get more wishes or remove Manfred from his position.
>>140312839Remove Manfred form his position
>>140312839Easy one but no more ghost runners in extra innings.
>>140312839I’d allow any defensive positioning. Banning the shift was retarded
>>140313019Not enough attention is paid to the fact that outside of his thuggish behavior, Ohtani is just a weird ass guy.
>>1403128393 balls is a walk
>>140313061MLB has done their best to hide it
maeda era for today?
>>140307536For the third straight year, the Mets season is falling apart on a road trip to LAD/SF.
>>140313237>.500 record on this road trip>Falling apartRiiiiight
>>140312839I would elevate the pitching mound back to 15in.
>>140313250The dodgers lost 2/3 to the Nationals including a shutout. Beating them is nothing to brag about.
I like every angels instagram post in the hope the interaction data gets back to MLB HQ and they decide to start giving trout the juiced balls for more content
>>140313454This, only winning 2 out of 3 games at chavez latrine is a sign that you're not cut out for real baseball. That should be an automatic sweep
>>140313534>Giving Angels juiced balls in an election yearReally depends when you think about it
>>140312839robo umps
>>140313764>shitty handmade memes created on the favela library computerSOVL
MLB will never get true Robot umps. They will get the minor league challenge system, but pitchers can only challenge 3 pitches over an entire game
I tried to throw a fast ball with a round shaped stone at my ex's car from a safe location but it embarrassingly raised high into the air.I'm going to practice everyday until I succeeded.
>>140313956succeed
>>140313970>>140313956Based typo acknowledger
Matt Mervis is getting called back up., you have to assume the corresponding move is Ian Happ to the IL. Could see that coming from a mile away. Sigh…
>>140312839The umps are forced to give every questionable pitch to the benefit of my berds. When the berds pitch, the strike zone is expanded. But when the berds bat, the strike zone is contracted.
>>140312839I institute a league minimum cap so these poorfag owners get the fuck out and give the teams to owners who can actually afford to field a team. No upper cap though that shit doesn't matter.
>mariners cringewhy do they have the most cringe soi fanbase?
>>140314344reddit: the city
>>140307536
what went wrong?
gay louis kek
>>140314442lol
>>140314457sovl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v14GpS9tySkgay louis could never
>>140314462gape me out at the ball gamegape me out with the crowdbuy me some penis and gape my assi dont care if it ever shrinks backso its loose, loose, loose for the home teamif they dont win ill get gapedcause its one, two, three inches widewhile im getting gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaped!
gaycago kek
>>140314482gape em gapies
recker MINDFUCKED manoah
Love my baseball owner :)
>>140314544>guaranteed rape field
>>140314441Nieblababy
My Pissdres have had the toughest schedule by Elo rating thus far, feeling good lads
reminder the white sox are only 9.5 games out of a wildcard spot
>>140314713https://youtu.be/jYGxY5icxjc
>>140314659Mets fan btw
>>140314544The owner of the land he wants to develop on was imprisoned in his native Iraq along with Saddam Hussein in the 50s for an assassination plot on the prime minister and was previously twice denied a visa to the US for his crimes.
>Jakob Junis (MIL) – Hospitalized, hit in the neck with a line drive while standing in the outfield. Scary one. Was down for 20 minutes, but was conscious and responsive
Imagine getting kicked out of a game for not saying anything. Fuck aaron boone.
>>140314344they ate out of the chaz garden
>>140314798protip: catch the ball instead of getting hit by ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QixQMUu4CKI
>cusblol lmao
>>140314441Pitching is just an illusion. Every ball has already been batted, every out and run record infinitely many times both before and after this lifetime. Snell is but a 2 year $69M vessel; a play thing of baseball gods.
What can I do to make my team better?
>>140315000shitpost
sovl….with a dash of kino!
>>140315000Sign Bauer
>>140314776I actually love the story of that plot of land. That story plus a sprinkling of corrupt government officials and I think there's mob connections in there also. This random plot of land has this amazing view of the skyline but was never built on cause of all the nonsense around it.
>>140307536>It doesn't matter that our pitchers are all injured and getting older. The Astros always have a farm full of aces.>We don't need Neris, Maton, and Stanek. Our bullpen is always good. It'll figure itself out.>Meh, we always lose at home. The 0-4 start is no big deal.>Josh Hader just had a bad game. It happens.>We started slow last year and still made the ALCS.>We'll start winning once we go on the road.>The Royals just own us for some reason. No big deal.>We swept the Braves in Atlanta last year, there's no reason we should lose this series.>The Nationals are terrible, we'll beat them easily. >Our bullpen will figure it out soon. There's no way they're this bad.When will Astros fans realize that the dynasty is over?
>>140315272Bros... is that an average asian woman rrrrrRAAAAGHHHH I'M GONNA FUCKING COOM
Why is mlb central so shit but mlb tonight so comfy
>>140315376MLB central is supposed to be more of a morning show and they always do goofy stuff on those. I still think they do a good job all things considered.
https://www.ksn.com/news/local/valley-center-high-school-varsity-baseball-season-suspended-due-to-animal-cruelty-investigation/amp/Why are Poodrechuds like this?
>>140315286I have a friend who is a Sox fan and his dad worked for stadium parking as a kid. When someone tried to stiff him, nearby mobsters took notice and slashed the guy's tires.
let's go red sox
On on hand>moron perry didn't get a starterOn the other>200 IQ perry dodged the snell bullet
>>140315416poodres fans fuck goats, news at 11
>>140314344>hating the least successful franchise in baseball history #just4chanthings
Dodgers fans pre-seething over another loss to the stout Washington Nationals
>>140315500OK goatfucker
>>140315417My uncle used to do a little running around for mob people back in the 50's when he was a kid. They were criminals but it was much more soulful then gangs today.
Not feeling good M’sbros…we struggled vs Texas last year
>We're rebuilding>Young core needs time>Trust the process>We've will come back stronger next yearDoes anybody have a meme of the whole cycle?It's like stages
>>140315458>i represent the lollipop cartel
>>140308513flop incoming
>>140314730>if Chris Getz gets promoted, and we gotta sit through another 15yr retool/rebuild, you're just gonna hear from me in 2038the guy had a vision of the future
>>140315545Wash all but admitted last night that this is a rebuild year. a reporter asked him why he left Schanuel in and didn't have someone pinch hit for him and he said it's good for his development to be in situations like that.The plan is probably to just let the kids develop and see where they are at the deadline and make the trades they have to. Probably why they added so much to the bullpen too. Which is fine but I wish they had been honest about it instead of this "oh we promise we're going to be competitive" shit. And honestly like I love Schaunel, and he's had a little more success lately and I know it's a small sample size. But if he continues to struggle he should probably be sent down for his own sake.
>>140314659fixed it for you
>>140315981kek
>think that the White Sox are the worst team ever in the history of sports at 3-19>learn that actually the 1988 Orioles started 0-21Was anyone alive back then who could tell us the tale?
>>140316064Yes I was having a good fuck with your grandmother while the Orioles were on the radio losing their 21st game. Years later I fucked your mom as well
>>140316101Go back to bed granddad dad
>>140315545I have this
>>140315583fucking kek
>>140315539That was last year M'sbro. I want to believe.
>>140314344I don't know but it sucks being apart of it. >Why did you swear and say lets fucking go next to my child after a HR? You ruined the ballgame for me
Yankees.
>>140316477They will win today.
>>140316477We need a Cubs Yankees broship
>>140316727Cubkees
>>140314462https://youtu.be/96p7u2GezBg?si=Slr8q1ep0EvB91TA
>>140312022>>140310892at least post an attractive Canadian actress.Gadon looks so ordinary.
I only care about Christopher Morel
be advised - the no's are calling up another prospect to go 0 for 30
Mariners will be winning tonight btw
>>140317518what happened to her feet
>>140317567AI is a work in progress.
Wash is right. Trout is not a DAWG, never has been. I was hopeful he would be punished trout unchained this season when he started snaggin bags but he's the same dude. |I called that strike out in the WBC before the tournament started. If Trout and Ohtani go against each other with the game on the line Ohtani will take it every time. Not only is Trout not a dawg, he saps the room of all dawg energy. Just look at players that have shared a clubhouse with him then moved on. Marsh is a nutjob with the Phillies but he was quite and boring with the Angels
>>140316981My favorite Canadian actress is Kathryn Winnick. I've never seen anything she's been in.
why tf are the Rockies being investigated by the FAA for riding in the cockpit of planes
wowza cubs DFA’d Gary Cooper. Better than Happ going into to the IL methinks
>>140315583That got a little kek outta me
>>140317986Lol wtf, I watched the video. It's literally nothing. The dude just got to sit in the cockpit while the autopilot was flying the plane. Doesn't seem like a big deal at all.
>Phillies are taking a starting pitcher with an ERA of 1.23 and a FIP under 3 and putting him in the Pen for an objectively worse pitcher wholly on the grounds that the worse pitcher is black and thus deserves it moreI hate this team, Go Braves!
>>140319387did they actually make a move yet?
>>140319016Probably some security guideline.
>>140319484
>>140319510I still think he should be the #6 starter
>>140309910Don't hate dogs. Just don't like them and don't want my own. I'll pet my friends' dogs for a couple minutes then I tell the dog to fuck off
>>140319387>wholly on the grounds that the worse pitcher is black ??? Or maybe it could be the 18 million they're paying him this year that's influencing that decision.
>>140314856LOL
>>140319595>Letting money get in the way of winningI don't care if you're paying him 180m this year, if he's not good enough to be in your rotation, he shouldn't be in your rotation.
Kjærstad is Norwegian
Im bored i want my team to play
>>140315358average looks more like this
>>140319387>>140319510Oh my Poodres gonna shit on dem Phillies this weekend, thanks Rob
Chadres. That's all I gotta say.
>>140320026Well, they still have to face Ranger Suarez and Cris Sanchez
>>140320087Naw it's looking like Nola, Suarez, Walker according to the tweets. I'm just messing, but I would rather face Walker than Sanchez even with the righty-heavy lineup
>>140317444And they'll still win.
Hendricks to the IL. Makes sense
>Casas has a fracture. He'll be out for an extended period. Back this season but the team is not giving a timetable. Dalbec will be the first baseman.Will the Red Sox be the ones who finish last?
what games are we watching tonight?
Do the needful Nats
>>140320902Berds sneks
>>140320902phillies reds of courseI still think this will be a great series, Ranger has just been so lights out yesterday was a bit one sided.
>>140320902nhl playoffs and dbags/gapeinals
>>140320902The ded sox
>>140320902mets vagiants
>>140320902Cubkees
>>140321005suck
>>140320902watch guardians ding dong the reds ox
>>140320975Jombie bros..
>>140317703did you see that AB to end the game last night? the nigga had an opportunity to walk it off and instead looked at 3 fastballs, game over. dawgless
I can't believe Butt Black is still manager of the Rocks. Don't they have the money to hire someone better?
>>140314544Threatening to move worked in the 80's when the team was still popular. But 40 years of Reinsdorf stewardship and even Sox fans are saying get the fuck out.
>>140321080Dick Manfort says no
>>140321080what's stopping the rockies from hiring someone from /mlb/ to replace him?
>>140314544INDIANAPOLIS WHITE SOX
They should hire Recker White
>>140321080>he thinks the rockies ownership cares about winninglook up how profitable they are by fielding intentionally shit teams. rockies fans are up there with mariners fans as biggest cucks in baseball. they shower their owners with money despite them being deliberately bad so they can collect luxury tax money from other franchises
I fell for the 2x whopper meme again They are not even that good even for otw for one price it's not worth it>like my angels
i haven't been watching much of the dodgers, didn't realize sogay leads the league in BA, hits, doubles, and total bases. and that's after starting slow. gotta respect it
>>140321247Dodgers have played 1-2 games more than most other clubs FWIW
>>140321247But can he do it on a loud October night in PETCO Park?(when it matters)
>>140321289we'll find out
What's the best team for a cock slurping faggot? Asking for a friend.
>>140321345The San Diego Daddies
>>140321306i'm looking forward to that
>>140312839the players must fuck me in my ass..ngh..
scwarber leadoff hr
>>140321345Cardinals for sure
THERE'S A ROAR IN OLE' MOTOWN~THE TIGERS ARE BACK AND THE WORDS GOIN ROUND~
>getting swept by the Nationals
>>140320902caps @ rags
>>140321110Denver is a pure transplant city. There are very few true Rockies fans. The weekend crowds are always great because it’s a big city with nice summer weather. People go for something to do, not to support the team
baseball should have never left the northeast
>>140321441
>>140321110>fans who support bad teams are cucks zoom zoom
>>140320902the anglels
>>140320902My beloved Angels are losing their 6th game in a row tonight. Must watch TV
>Rockie fans support the team even though they don't winSo they are real fans?
>>140321345my Braves of course. hop aboard, big daddy ;^)
abbott looks like he resides in a mobile home
>>140321496There’s nothing to do in Colorado
>>140321503hey big boy
the only time we've been able to know whether or not sogay can come through in a big moment has been the WBC, and he did. you gotta remember, he wants to win.
nothing in atlanta but gays and ______
>>140321529more gays
>>140321104What does “They should hire Recker White” mean?
>>140321232for me its the mcchicken - the best fast food sandwich
that's 1
>>140321548Chick-fil-a mogs McDonald’s in every way possible
>>140321548they also have chicken royale two menus for price of one but it's drenched in mayo
>>140321514Uhhhh yeah except some of the best outdoors recreation in the US.
My gay boyfriend and I love the Phillies!
instead of Bud Black
damn, that bat just exploded
>>140321595i refuse to give my local mcd's any of my money after they tried to pass off a mcchicken patty as a mccrispy.
>>140321403
>>140321461American League was founded in Milwaukee and the National League was Founded by a Chicago Business Man who owned the Cubs. New York didn't even have a team. Most teams were out of the Midwest. Yankees were an expansion team brought in to replace the Baltimore Orioles who folded... the Milwauke Brewers then moved to Baltimore and became the Orioles.Also for some reason the Columbus Buckeyes moved to Grand Rapids Michigan and became the Furniture Makers before moving to Cleavland and calling themselves the Lake Shores before deciding upon the Indians.
>>140321595I agree but a mchicken is a much cheaper alternative
>>140321548How is the mccrispy? I go like once a year and went yesterday and they had like six versions of it but I only get chicken nuggets and the normal cheeseburger
The Denver Rockies of Boulder Colorado
>>140321617gay braves fans have literally zero originality. i know this because i myself am a gay braves fan and theres nothing i want more than to straddle striders cock while feeding him boiled peanuts.
>>140321655>How is the mccrispy?dunno, cant afford it.
>>140321662I might be a gay Phillies fan, but I wouldn't mind taking a go at that cock myself
is this the dodgers thread
>>140321661Coors Field is downtown idiot.
Is there an equivalent of "halftime" in baseball? I've never watched it before.
>>140321685sure is
>>140321685No you’re looking for /nba/
>>140321617Phillies fans are confident enough in their heterosexuality to refer to their gay friends as boyfriends. Truly the city of brotherly love.
>>140321691there's a mini break in between each half of an inning so there's 17 small breaks
>>140321644Lol no the Orioles are from STL when they were called the Browns.
once i made homemade cheese burgers every day for a month. Just meat, cheese, 'chup, bun.Simple as
>>140321702We even have sex with our gay boyfriends too
>>140321691The 7th inning stretch
For me, it’s the humble Big Mac.
For me, it's the humble Brave cock.
>>140321690it was just a joke
Chicken nuggers with hot mustard for me
>>140321712>Original Milwaukee Brewers (became the St. Louis Browns in 1902 and the current Baltimore Orioles in 1954)We're both right.
>>140321691yes, of course
>>140321612In terms of entertainment options.
>>140321732you can order a regular double cheese burger than tell them to dress it as a big macI think you save some dollars from not getting that useless piece of shit mid bun
KENTA MAEDA IS COMING TO THE MOUND! OUR SAMURAI HERO!
>>140321732>americans are so mindfucked by mcdonalds propaganda that they think an extra piece of stale bread in their burger is a good thing
Rangers sign Johnny Cueto to a Minor League Deal.https://x.com/jonheyman/status/1782891994441769064?s=46&t=bsTHbtMSqHXbNGi0vWP8hw
Let's go Reds! Get their fuckin starter out of the game early tonight
Quarter pounder in my right hand, coke in my left, and a thick cock in my asshole. That's a #1 down in St. Louis!
>>140321774I legitimately hate the big mac Big n tasty was always better
>>140321774It's iconic though, you sound a bit red boy.
I’ve had some good burgers in my time. I love a good swiss, melted swiss cheese and mush-roasted mushrooms and caramelized onions on a burger. Uh that is hot stuff, you can get that at a number of different places.
>>140321732https://youtu.be/QcE-EdPNbKI?si=_93qgdU3uS0K8bSo
i'm an A&W guy if we're talking fast food burgers
cam on sanchez, get out of the FOOOKIN INNING
KENTA MAEDA GAVE UP A HIT ON THE FIRST HITTER! MAEDA GANBATTE!
>>140321761lolit's over
>>140321796almost as iconic as dying from heart disease in your 30s
Big King XL >>>>> the shit mac
>humbly mogs all other fast food restaurants
For me it’s the Whooper the king of burgers
>>140321802i used to love a&w when they had their standalone drive-ins. nowadays i only see soulless taco bell combos and the burgers arent what they used to be
>>140321798Kino.
*giggles*
>watching game>still pull up espn game page since it's slightly ahead of the stream
>Castellanos>Merrifield>Pache>Sosa>Rojascome on thomson lol, that's really the 5-9?
>>140321849faggot
>>140321849you sick fuck
>>140321832Thank you wisconsin
Bally sports bros... this app is dogshit and barely better than a shitty crackstreams link
>>140321813THE BULLPEN I SHOULD!Huh!I-I CAN'T CALL THE BULLPEN MAEDA'S SAMURAI HONOR WON'T ALLOW ME!MAEDA THROW HARDER!
>>140321848
paxton has zero control
If i was an owner of an mlb franchise i would sell these at the stadium
>Boone won’t be finedHe won.
>>140321849Why watch the game at that point
>>140321882Looks pretty good. I’d eat it.
>>140321838a&w is totally different up here i'm pretty sure. i'm not gonna say it's amazing or anything but it's solid for what it is
Thank goodness the Tigers had a quick inning ITS KENTA TIME! THE MOST EXCITING PITCHER IN THE LEAGUE!
>>140321882does it have any sauce on it?
>>140321882i prefer Smørrebrød and a cool glass of Rensdyrsæd
>>140321882
>Call overturned
>>140321942thanks doc
>>140321905It's a classic here in DenmarkPork with rinds and pickled cale and gurkssometimes they are served drenched in brown sauce
I actually picked up Kenta in fantasy before the season started. first nigga I dropped
>>140321832We just had one of those open here and i was thinking of trying it this weekend. Any suggestions on whats the best?
>>140321960butterburger and fries with some custard
>>140321930some places mayo but some places brown saucethe sauce you usually put on potatos
>>140321971Sounds good desu
>>140321960Any type of butter burger, people love the custard too and they have shit like dairy queen but I'm not into sweets so can't comment on that
>>140321882>roasted pork>cabbage>pickles idk about the cabbage but would definitely try italso how the fuck is Flæskesteg pronounced? "flay-skeh-steg"?
>>140321957KEK MAEDA YOU NEED TO TAG THEM ON FIRST NOT THROW THE BALL AT THE RUNNER!
>>140321960double butterburger deluxe with onion rings or fries
Reds game on one monitor and playoff hockey on the other. This is my favorite time of year bros, just wish the blue jackets didn't suck ass
which on base celebration is gayer, nats or doyers
>>140321960flavor of the day custard (dish) with hot fudge and whipped creamt. former culver's pro
>>140321999Reds should win this game. Thomson didn't feel like putting a competitive line up out tonight
>>140321999Based as fuckI have the doyers game on the tv and the rags craps game on my monitor
>>140322013>phillies on TV>formerly 4channel on monitor>music on laptop screen
Maedas pitching like a cy today
>>140321982Fless keh' sty(fless as in chess, k' as the beggining of (ke)'rshaw, sty as in sty young)
I get having a unique team HR celebration but doing a little dance every time someone gets a hit seems excessive
SAFE
>>140321655you used to be able to get a spicy deluxe that had lettuce and tomato one for free in Philly when they win back in 2022 for a $1 purchase so I would buy a bottle of water and basically get a free lunch.Now it's just a six piece nugget with a $2 purchase so it's not worth it but that summer I went like twice a week.>>140321955you had me with the first pic and lost me with the sauce, how the fuck are you supposed to eat that without making a mess?
>>140322065I agree. The dodgers base hit celebration is extra gay.
>>140322047goofy ass pronunciation
For me, its the viking helmet
>>140322080I've only tried the sauce thing once. It's not my thing but they like that over in Jylland
>>140321942
The Yankees have scored!!!
Am I a faggot for wanting a jersey
Most overrated fast food chains >1. In n Out >2. Whataburger >3. Culver’s
>>140322157yeah
>>140321654It’s not real chicken is it? I’d rather pay $15 for a meal from CFA than $6 for non-food from MCD
>>140322157yes. dress like a man.
>>140322157If it's Fanatics, yes.
>>140322157you're a faggot anyway so who cares
>>140322158McDonalds is overrated as fuck, almost everything they make is inferior to the Wendy's equivalent. Chick Fil A is overrated too, I don't understand why people like it so much
>>140322158i've been to texas a few times and yeah, whataburger sucks
>>140322167>>140322167>>140322167CUBBIES ASTROS gamethread
>>140322157If you get one with one of the following, you are indeed a faggot>current players name>your own name The only acceptable jersey for a grown man is a hall of fame player who has been retired for at least a decade
>>140322158YesYesFuck off
>>140322217>Chick Fil A is overrated toothose are fighting words
>>140322158I'd put shake shack #3
>>140322157buy a knockoff from the Chinese, they cost a fraction of the price and wanting to give your money to nike/fanatic Jews is gayer than AIDS
>>140322221>missed the quintsOuch. Got ye gone to your faggot containment thread then, we won't be following you
>>140322217Chick fil A’s spicy deluxe sandwich is the single best fast food item in America. Great nuggets too
RIZZO BOMB!!
Thomson really needs to stop sitting Stott and Marsh against lefties
>>140322230It's such mediocre fast food chicken, the only thing at Chick Fil A that's slightly above average is the waffle fries >>140322242Wrong.
>>140322242I really like their grilled nuggets, they don't make me feel like as much of a fatass
>>140322246We say Rizzx now chud bigot.
>>140321757Uhh dude weed lmao? At least broncos, nugs and avalanche have a championship, so I think Denver could care less about rockies. Shame because I love their purple unis.
is this the most kino looking home run of all time? im not even a red sox fan but goddamnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJyxzaLNlNw
>>140322242For me, its the regular spicy chicken. All it needs is some pickles
Cookout is the actual best fast food establishment.
Looks like whatever ass chewing the Yankees got, its working.
>>140322255the chicken itself is elite tie you uncultured subhuman
RIZZo
>>140322258I like to get a sandwich and grilled nuggets as a side instead of fries or Mac and cheese. Low calorie, high protein
The secret to chick fil a is the peanut oil.
starting to get pretty hungry over here
>braves in charge of scoring runners from 3rd
Based Rizzo!! cubkees forever
yep, this is an American thread
>>140322266Red Rocks
Another shit start from Riley and Olson. The whites are sloooooomping
What's the best American style buffet chain to eat at before the game?
>>140322255It’s objectively higher quality chicken than any other fast food joint
>>140322319country cookin
>>140322298i was born hungry
>>140322310Well yes this is the most American sport
>>140322319Buffet? I have no idea. But Culver’s is the best fast food chain. I can’t wait to go to the Wisconsin this summer. It’s kino!
The braves broadcast is a bit too Christian for my taste
>>140322298get some poutine
>>140322309This is the proof that Cubkees is meant to be.
>>140322319old country buffet
what's amazing about some fast food chains is the consistency between franchise locations. like I've never received the same quality of food from two different Taco Bells in my life. every single one is a crapshoot
damn that wasn't even that bad of a throw from Pache, just hit the guy lol
for me, it's the local smashburger joint that only sells burgers and fries
>They can't explain what surgery Ohtani had because it has no nameweird cat
CES might be finally breaking out of his slump
>>140322360Taco Bell hires exclusively burnout potheads who dont give a fuck about doing a good job
>>140322343>I can’t wait to go to the Wisconsin this summeryou should visit The House on the Rock. its this ecclectic pseudo-museum place built buy some rich weirdo. its one of the coolest things ive ever seen. i want to go visit there again on shrooms
>Philthies
sanchez is struggling tonight
>>140322354dunno if i'm feeling that fat tonight but it would be tasty
>walkhe stole that base for no reason
>>140322354Poutine sucks I was so disappointed, had it at a chain and then at a nicer place in Montreal and was disappointed in both
>>140322377Tomhei Johntani surgery.
For me it's cooking my own food and not wasting my money or getting fat by filling my body with cheap shitty trash chemicals for convenience
>>140322407Only poor people cook lol
>>140322377>tom e. john surgery
>>140322386I have never heard of that. It looks like it’s on the western half of the state which I never go to but maybe someday. I’ll file that in my memory
>>140322407I was going to grill up a steak and make a homemade chimichurri sauce but by the time I got home from errands I felt too lazy to make it tonight and just ordered a pizza
>>140322386>trapped inside endless dark cramped corridors of random horseshitno thanks senpai. maybe if you just do the house to the carousel and then exit. The whale room would either be kino or extremely scary
Stroman what’s going on big guy?
>>140322377>"The ultimate plan after deliberation with Shohei was to repair the issue at hand and to reinforce the healthy ligament in place while adding viable tissue for the longevity of the elbow," said Dr. Neal ElAttrache, who performed the surgery.He probably elected this over another TJS for the shorter recovery time.
>>140322384Wrong! Those broke high school students always make my order perfectly at 4 in the morning, they are our true American heroes
PHILTHIE KEK
oof that was a nice play by turner, 1st baseman needs to help him out
goddammit trea
>>140322435Shit, bitch made, mental midget, homo, pick one
>>140322414It’s actually the complete opposite which you wouldn’t expect. How many Michelin starred restaurants have you been to in the past year?
>>140322444>he had to watch the phillies win 7 games in a row hoping to shitpostlol must've been rough
>>140322457i got some tires from a michelin place if that counts
>>140322457how many have you been to
>>140322457your mom's 5-star ass
LETS GO REDS
>>140322457michelin restaurants are a meme. i used to have a use it or lose it per diem at my old job traveling and i would just eat the free hotel breakfast, a quick lunch, and then id spend it all on some fancy dinner. they were so overrated. fucking longhorn steakhouse is better than most hoity toity restaurants
>>140322485Fire his azz up boh
>>140322485based
>>140322485kek classic
>>140322414Fast food is consumed disproportionately by the economically disadvantaged. I really do believe being fat correlates with stupidity
>yankees finally scoring runs>pitching giving up more
>>140322485gottem
i just had a 5 star cock
>>140322488gg reds brosbetween the fielding, pitching, and terrible line up; you got this game
sanchez just wants to relax in the bullpen as the long man and cash his checks, thas all man
here we go blu jeys here we go*clap clap*
i went to a michelin star sushi place in japan a couple months ago and it was pretty amazing
>shohei absolutely rattled by nats pitchingUPPERMOST KEK
>>140322513Always a pleasure to see Braves fans in the thread
>>140322513go cubbies btw
>>140322506It’s never easy…
Why don't they let kelenic play...
>>140322533>>140322534Woah...
Imagine Manoah's first MLB start this year and Recker decides to sit right behind home plate
>poopez
>>140322518this is their world series. theyll celebrate by pouring chili and cold cheese on spaghetti.
>>140322530feeling another 2/3 this series
>>140322531was Kikuchi there?>>140322551Aaron Boone will get ejected for sure
>>140322518still a lot of baseball left, but so far it makes up for the shitshow the reds put on last night
M's bros... where we at? i'm ready to win
>>140322531you actually get what you pay for with sushi, unlike a lot of fancy restaurants that give you some gay piece of asparagus on top of 1 bite of steak for $120
He is more than a home run hitter. He thinks his swing is compact with a short stride and no goals are out of reach.
>>140322524
>>140322567Ranger has just been shut down lately. He has 25 consecutive scoreless innings now.
>>140322575Rather spend $40 on a massive tomahawk and cook it perfectly at home
>>140322441>Some of ElAttrache's patients include Aaron Rodgers, Kobe Bryant,[4] Tom Brady, Shohei Ohtani,[5] Zack Greinke, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Charlize Theron and Ringo Starr
>>140322562Why do Cincinnatians think skyline chili is something unique? I literally can go to a steak n shake and order a chili 5 way which is the same. Unless Steak n Shake is HQed in Cinncinnati...
friendly reminder the reds are playing against 2/3rds of the real phillies
>>140322457all my meals are prepared by a Michelin starred chef
>>140322530There's nothing like the annual tradition of the laffs losing in the first round and attendance promptly increasing at the skydome afterward
Well Sanchez better pray Turnbull plays like shit tomorrow as well, or else we all know who gets sent down when Walker comes back.
money mike!
>>140322590>tfw Thomson sits Marsh and Stott again
>>140316727Yakubs
>>140322616Huh? You called?
MAEDA!!!!
>>140322628go braves!
>>140322628Kek obsessed
>>140322551>sit behind Recker>excuse me sir could you lower your ass?
>>140322615why would sanchez care about ricardo pinto getting sent down?
Fletcher did what Riley couldn’t last inning
And today is another example of why you shouldn't play bohm and sosa in the same game
At least Volpe is still fast…
>>140322649kek
>>140322563Jays may never lose again>>140322606If I was a Jays fan and a Leafs fan I might've offed myself by now
>>140322650Pinto getting DFA'd. Sanchez is getting sent to Lehigh
>the Philli-ACK!!
>>140322692First ai slop posted in these threads that got a chuckle out of me
>>140322605based
>>140322158in n out is just that good. non-california fags will never understand
/nu/>>140322737>>140322737>>140322737/nu/
>city connect
Fried not even to 30 pitches yet
>>140322680are you retarded?
>>140322649Lower your ass?
>crew chief review>don't lose your challengewhy not crew chief review every play?
>>140307549Are shit
>>140321720>checks flagAmeribros our response?
>>140322275Popeyes mogs chickfilgay