>yet another australian sport thread autosagedthis is why we need the voice edition
>>140308970no but Steven May
shit sucks with no test match cricket
shit sucks with no the hundred
>>140308958sucking some beer in beautiful australian nature they are living life more than any of us
Zachy sucks shit out of strange men's arseholes
Reading some 2666 before toil
>>140309587should be starting toil already slacker rise and grind
Business Idea:Rebel tours played in protest of the brainletbash world cup
lubricating my parched throat
imagine squandering your grandparents inheritance gambling it on the stock market only to lose and now you have to work 9-5
leave zachy alone
Who coming down the lab later?
>>140309705Come home to /mlb/ friends
mmh nice throat lubing sesh
Arse lubing sesh down at the lab
It's called a change of scenery
v5 any time now lads just 2 more weeks
any cricket coming up in the next 3 years?
Those hotels in Kigali look niceId much rather go there than Dover
Or Donedon
more like Dunedain iykwim haha
>>140310059It's fun to mix it up spending time on the wall doing routes you've not done before Beats getting bogged down at your local, where you've climbed everything you can climb and not really spending much time on the wall on the things you can't- not really climbing
I might try the heavily viral shilled Jollibees fried chicken later but I feel I will regret it
you'll regret it more if you don't. commit.
>>140310138fuck off seamonkey
>>140310155haha what does that mean
>>140308958Probably because of the gadonspamming. Think after the mods remove a certain number of posts the thread automatically seems to get put on autosage. It keeps happening to cric because of the huge amount of off topic spam and trolling.
>huge amountyeah 100% is a pretty huge amount
Jesus somebody I work with gave Civil War 4 stars on letterboxd, how in the fuckI'm p convinced it might be the worst film ever
>Bethesda remains rather quiet about Fallout 5, however Todd Howard has revealed the game will feature time travel mechanics with the players main goal being to prevent the great war It's over falloutbros
certain man going to climb v6* today
>>140310241fallout is boring anywaywish they'd do more elder scrolls
>>140310273V6 in new world gyms, yes
reminder to keep the dire bouldering chat in /cg/i want to talk about bards bum
Watching snooker Honestly a game with more depth than cucket
If bumdering, off trail sesh, and Sarah gadon chat is allowed then so is bouldering
>>140310591None of that is allowed. Only on trail sesh and golf discussion is allowed and encouraged
Golf is fucking dire
Might take up golf soon If I can find a club with membership fees of around £600pcm I reckon that'd be a worthwhile investment for a couple of lazy afternoon on course seshes per week
Only issue with the plan is that I don't really enjoy golf
Shan't be joining a g*lf club
Is this a woman? Got a first date with her/him tomorrow and kinda scared
>>140310699*scared that she/he will have a cock, not scared of going on a date
no
>>140310630meant Golf is fucking driver iykwim haha
Golf is the sport you play when you don't actually want to play a sport.
>golf>a sport
>>140310699>>140310712>hiding shoulders
Wonder if I'd be happier if I devoted £2k per year to sports participation Could probably do year-round golf and mountain biking, plus footy across the winter and cricket across the summer, for that Wish we had country clubs in the UK where you can just play loads of sports with one membership (although daresay the cost of said membership would be too high for me)
>>140310754Unfortunately if we were to meet on the cricketing battlefield then I'd simply saunter down the track and dispatch you through covers with a forceful front-foot cut, as I've done to many cricketsmen before you and shall do to many more after you (if I find a cricket club that doesn't want to charge £13-15 in match fees and not even provide umpires or teas ffs)
>>140310719Golf is the sport you play when you're finished playing children's games https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5u4M-OvKAr/
bet bards shit
I'm unironically better against genuine pacemen than dibbly dobblers desuTend to just go on reactions and flash hard at the ballTends to work well against pace (even if you edge it, it'll normally get over slips) but against dibbly dobblers I'll inevitably mistime it and get caught at mid off or cover >>140310798Two centuries to my name and a handful of 50s, all when I was 19 or younger (gave up after that, couldn't be arsed with it all)Don't think it's discordant with the known truth to suggest that if I'd have taken it seriously and carried on playing I could be playing in Birmingham Division 3 or Worcestershire Division 1 right noe
>>140310841Think I was about 14 when I trialled but can't remember exactly
>I'm unironically better against genuine pacemen than dibbly dobblers desu>Tend to just go on reactions and flash hard at the ballaka you have no technique
everytime the gadon poster appears we soon get autosaggied really makes you think
The feeling of leather on willow as you dispatch a swinging new ball through the covers for 4 is unparalleled by anything else in the human experience
my fedora arrived lads
Curb stomping zachy and feeling the crunch of his teeth and jaw on concrete would be an elite feeling
I would do an elite front foot cut on bard's skull but it may look more like a baseball swing in practice
>>140310894Wouldn't necessarily disagree with that desu, was technically proficient based on instincts alone for a couple of shots (front-foot cut, front-foot pull), but other than that I was just a slogger Think I had a decent amount of natural ability but didn't have the application nor the private school education to nurture it properly If I returned to the game now I'd be more interested in becoming a bowlsman desu, and saving the batting for a bit of lower-order blooting (or pinch-hitting at the top of the order, if they'd let me - far more satisfaction in slogging a pace bowler with the field in than a spinner who already has everyone out on the ropes)
>>140310921What strategy would you use to get me out? I know my limitations and can tell you honestly if it'd work>>140310908In this economy £13 is simply too high to enjoy an unparalleled human experience
you know what makes bardblog™ so boring? there's never any drama. it's just incremental win after win after win. never shows an inkling of suffering or humility. it's always comfortable existence this, holiday that, career improvement one day, competent cricket player the next. RC-esque, but at least his lies were entertaining as well as brazen.
wtf was with that close quarters rainbow six style fighting in the white house at the end of civil war lmao and the teenage girls photography school project arc was some of the most unwatchable shite ever also the whole plot made no sense 'texas/California western alliance'?Wtf?
>incremental win after win after winThere might be something in this desu, I am a victim of my own talents (considerable), intelligence (high), and success (abundant)
>>140311000Depending on your pace that might suit me desu, think I'm best against quick pace keeping it on a good length just outside offDo you have the keeper back or stood up? Bring him up to the stumps and I'm FUCKED because I can't go wondering down the track (which I like to do to throw you off your line/length) anymore
hyped for the climbing lab later
>>140310941I presumed you thought I be lying. not your fault, a lot of it going around in /cric/ these days. Notice as well the pseudo-cuckoo clock celebrating the 100 year anniversary of the Flying Scotsman.
>>140311038didn't think anyone was gonna watch dont
>>140290852Post-day 4 post of 3rd round of the Championship p>Division OneHANTS 365. v WARKS 455. & 205/4.>Match drawn, only 34 overs played on final day.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/68873046https://youtu.be/IPt73En7z_g KENT 244. & 262. v SLURREY 543/7dec.>Surrey win by an innings and 37 runs.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/68873017https://youtu.be/0HFazw5EXD0 SOMERSET 454. v SNOTT 193. & 440/2.>Match drawn, only 9 overs played.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/68873043>Division TwoDERBS 167. & 224/6. v LEICS 574/7dec.>Match drawn, no play today.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/68873040NORTHANTS 605/6dec. v GLAMMY 271. & 104/3.>Match drawn, no play today.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/68873021SUSSEX 479. & 144/6. v GLOUCS 417. & 205.>Sussex win by 4 wickets.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/68873014https://youtu.be/2EQ1h0IxvJw
Can we all agree that the county championship is completely rigged towards southern counties where bad weather tends to be less of an issue?
>>140311044Any new hypotheses to test?
>>140311104It rains more west Not more north You dumb fuck
literally only Lancashire in the blue
>>140311122Mad how the entirety of Ireland is consistently 1000-1250
>>140311052When would you wear this?
4chan unironically needs to introduce post IDs on all boards as well as the ability to auto-block all posts made from specific IPs. Otherwise it's far easier for spammers to completely ruin threads, like we've seen
>>140311122>that perfect welsh bordergod pisses on wales
>>140311102>>140311182>>140311256
>>140310630>>140310688>>140310697>>140310719>>140310724>>140310741t. can't break 100 (for nine holes)
fuck off she doesn't even suck your dick in exchange for spamming her here and she never will>>140311348based
>>140311218this but rangeban israel>>140311161kekfuck north of ireland btw
>mogs sarah gordon
Can you just fuck off, go troll hoc instead. You don’t give a single fuck about cricket all you do is troll this genera 24/7 how fucking sad are you? so take the whore you pathetically simp over and fuck off
>>140311396would head pat>>140311369would curb stomp
>>140311406bit in this iykwim haha
>>140311193whenever I feel like cosplaying as Luigi Moretti. so most days
>>140311052go 4472 btw
>tftpthe only flag who posts about her is american retard
>>140311406Just report and ignore, reactions like that are what the sad cunt thrives on
>Just report and ignore
fuck off gadonspammersympathisers are not welcome in this country
personelly preferSarah Michelle Gellarsimple as
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlh6bAm9gIw
don't sympathise, don't care, think being an assistant janny underling with little chance of career advancement is embarrassing
>>140311406this broke him
>>140311637umm ..don't think we've seen the end of the GADONK POSTER
>>140311659>tftpban evasion
the sperm must flow
Australia¿?? more like ANUSTRALIA aammmmiiirrrite¿
Leeds
india superpoower 2k24
>>140311794i once spent my summers in leeds iykwim haha>>140311795>india>superpower>after independence from whites
>>140311805*superpoower* is that why the migrate en masse to first world countries built by whites?
smells like poo in here
>>140311874congruent with >>140311746
>>140311891yeah your posts are shit i agree
and poo apparently
Going to have a pre on wall sesh snack of some paprika on buttered toast
seppoo
>>140312083pooprika
Bumdering later
absolutely not
vpn's are cool
wait, so the government whip's name was pincher? and then he was done for molesting blokes? lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuoFsi2iIi0&list=RDJRBBcoANRIE&index=2
dire gimmick's are cool
You know you've grown up when you realise it's time to start posting with the adults at /r/cricket instead of the juvenile children at 4chan
omw to the lab
>>140311122>all the souf is brown, all the norf is blue thanks for proving my point you retard
>>140312856literally just Lancashire is blue you fuckwit
zachy is so fucking dull, he literally hasn't posted anything about cricket for years but still spends hours in /cric/ each days because he's addicted to his little friendship simulator
>>140312973Thanks for bringing this to my attention. My favourite part is the bit where she pulls her hair back, out of her face.
>>140313277not hard when it's an AI bot
having a poo
>43000 posts>not convinced it's a botit's slightly responsive because of the AI bitit always replies similarly if you accuse it even on /tv/
>>140313655County Championship is better but I also miss Test cricket
bot is repeating itself now
watch the shogun finaleonce again cannot comprehend why people wank over this series
it went to shit like halfway through episode 2 with the battle scenes it's just capeshit
>>140314041first 2 episodes were the best, felt like it was trying to be a prestige dramaep 3 it started to get a bit silly, just didn't feel like the same shownot a "everything must be serious" person but the difference was jarring when they were quipping and racing ships through a blockade sort of thingafter then it's just boringhave no idea what the main character was even meant to be doinghe just sort of hangs around and barely featuresand nothing happens
also all the characters rook the same so it's a nightmare to follow if not binging
imagine not being able to tell the difference between norf and souf on a map lmao
>>140308958I expected more cans 2bh
>>140314308Which position would Sarah Gadon bat if she played for Nottinghamshire?
Projecting a soft V5 down the lab, lads
>>140308958That'll be a good aluminium deposit to mine in a few hundred years
Just scaled it, lads
>>140314984think that guy climbs actual cliffszachy is more into those walls where they purposely design it so it's easier by spacing the outcroppings consistently
Uh oh zachy, someone posted that video of you againhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1713873403274608.webm
i am deranged
Just finished up down the lab
Jollibees Leeds rather diverse inside
Just doesn't taste of anything
poo
wee
just got home that killed a lot of time based
ah yes the saffa persona thought they'd rolled this in with the aussie one
actually my firmware's still being patched innit lad
Dropping the most rancid farts in my room after weeks of iron supplements and a cheeky curry have destroyed my bowels
>i was only pretending to be retarded
>>140321210meant for>>140308958
>>140311911GOTTEM
Bard can't afford this book yet has 200k in savings.
>>140324206forgot image
>>140324206>>140324226
>>140313194Get in line
>>140316268Kek zachy getting absolutely put in his place here
I can't wait for curry season to fuck off. Who honestly gives a fuck about the iPL except for Bindians and cloutchasers who want to make money off Bindians? Even their team names are annoying as fuck. Madras Sunrisers Royal Kings vs Punjabi Royal Capital Captain Kings 65Fuck off
>>140326191
What did the batter do wrong here?
did not hit the ball with the bat
fair
>>140328967Should have presented the full face of the bat and hit it down the ground rather than trying to whip it through midwicket with the wrists against the spin, granted it didn't really turn.
>>140328935this is the first cricket related post a /cric/ thread has seen in like 4 months lol
>he's memory holed picrel
>>140330008This is the wicket keeper they replaced Carey with. Shit batsman and can't wicket keep, but at least he's not a South Australian and that's important to Cricket Australia.
>>140329688
Wonder why Jollibees add no seasoning whatsoever to their chicken Interesting business model
for me? it's Jolimont iykwim haha
>>140330687apparently he had an event about the voice but i couldn't find it on his SNs so i didn't regocould've been an ASIO operation
>>140324206>>140324226It's not a question about whether I can afford it or not, it's about whether - in this economy - it's more prudent to have the £19.98 that the book would cost stored safely in a savings account paying 5.07% per annum
bard considers £1/year interest to be more valuable than knowledgebaka
>>140330818>>140330821>>140330822>the duality of /afl/
>>140330909Don't forget about the power of compound interest Just think about the dizzying returns on that initial £1 interest after 30 years of compounded growth Man I'm going to be SO rich when I'm too old and decrepit to enjoy life
money is powerspending your money is projecting your powerbard exudes weakness.
>>140330999I'm spending my money in savings accountsBanks then lend that money to mongs who can't stop themselves from spending on consumer goods, and reward me with an ok level of interest When I spend money I make more money, and all it costs me is the happiness and enjoyment of my youth
>ok level of interest>less than 10% annual ROI?good goy
>>140331098I spend my money reckless and enjoy the moment.My life will be filled with enjoyed moments.Yours will be empty and dull.
>>140331077chills
>>140331123It's not great historically speaking, but it provides near what you'd expect from stocks and shares but with zero risk>>140331140Yeah but think about how rich I'll be compared to you when we're 70Needless to say, I'll have the last laugh
>>140331077oh my god did the man hit the sticks with the ball
>>140331269oh my god did the man hit the sticks
>Freddie Flintoff's 16-year-old son Rockywhy is this allowed?
>70So,Life ends at 27
>>140331288GOTTEM
why does sebbo love that webm so muchit wasn't really that funny the first time
>>140331376Hello Ben
>>140331376Sebbo not realising things weren't funny the first time and then continuing to spam them incessantly afterwards has been a recurrent feature of /cric/ for at least a decade now
just acknowledging a GOTTEM good fellawatch this if you're hungryhttps://youtu.be/iG0lgnrGHv0
>>140331269This is a cricket thread, if you don't like cricket then fuck off back >>>/lgbt/
>>140331492yeah? what you going to do about it?
>>140331506>some green pixels.webm
>>140331539HAAAHAAAHAAAAAHAAAA
feeling unhappy and in a rutI need to make a large consumer purchase to get out of itAny suggestions?
>>140331620travel to Antarctica
>>140331620Air fryer
>>140331620New golf clubs
>>140331620stake me in WPT Prime Gold Coast bruv
bard would thrive in a socialist system (as a pointless bureaucrat)
>>140331791Agreed desu, salaried employment was a mistake and just encourages slovenliness and piss-takingHowever I've proven that I can thrive in the private market as well (through my freelance toil)
>>140331620Bouldering membership Climbing shoesChalk bag
>>140331658not happening, not feeling it
the mankad is entirely within the spirit of the game and should be further encouragedrunning half way down the pitch before the ball is bowled and having a fat fucking cry when you get out because of it is not within the spirit of the game
>>140331902It's definitely ok provided a warning has been given to the batsman first That's the ethos I instilled in my team as captain of the U13s and I stand by it today Otherwise the batsman can gain an unfair advantage over the bowlsman at zero risk
anyone here better than a 12 handicap?
>>140331899lmao coward
>>140331935Yeah I'm a 36 handicap (and I often shoot 40+ above)
Theres so much respect in golf. If you're a 15 handicapper, then a 10 handicapper is like God to you.
>>140331935Was on a 12 flat maybe 18 months ago, 17.5 now and still rising. I just woke up one morning and forgot how to play. Struggle to break 90 now
Might eat some poo
can't stand smug golf cunts and their dire non sport
>>140332003you understand the irony of posting that in a cricket thread when the last game of cricket was like 2 months ago?
whenever someone mentions golf I am reminded of that tradie apprentice that killed himself and his father was too preoccupied watching a prerecorded golf tournament to notice
anyone here better than a U13 handicapped?
>>140324226>(((levison)))dare I say, just not cricket
>>140332031was it a major? because that's fair enoughTPC would also be acceptable
what about esportsmust be exhilarating watching fat gooks press buttons slightly better than the other fat gooks
>>140332091ryder cup toopresidents cup is debatable
Cricket and golf are brother sports, that's well knownLots of cricketsmen play golf to a high level in their spare time
>>140332076bollocks
Entered the ballot for the London Marathon Think I'd do it in a funny outfit if I got inOdds are like 1 in 16 though so don't have much hope
>>140332099the only real esport gooks are good at is brood war.sc2, lol, and ow are retarded
can't you just like... show up and run?
>>140332105tarq* sports
>>140332003fuck off longshanks you pommie cunt
>>140332130No, you can'tNot for any proper race, as far as I know Have to pay at least £50 for the privilege of a very painful run usually
>>140332174country's gone
horses are taking out the trash in London it seems
Fuck runners Fuck golf
>>140332197racism outside /b/
>>140332105golf is shit fuck off zachy you mong
imagine being born scottishthink I just shat myself in fear
>>140332247Zachy hates golf (doesn't have the talent for real sports)
>>140331434only just realised the boys are on the morettis. cannot deny the allure of the green fedora.
>>140332198fucked ur mum last night iykwim
>>140331620bespoke green fedora
Some Kiwi fella droning on in the meeting I'm in atm Keeps replacing all vowel sounds with "ih"Doing me fucking nut in, so it is
imagine being born english and being fucked by angloss far quicker than anglos fucked scotsALBA GU BRATH
Had some pork belly sandwiches and a wank Now watching snooker
Had some raw milk steak eggs and nofapNow watching LOTR
>snooker so fucking boring. can tell you're a completely dull twat if you've resorted to watching that
>>140332413it's good fuck off
>golf is shit>snooker is shit>darts is shitFOYF britjeet
>only ever posts about walking to work at half 8 or later>posts about going out to buy lunch and then returning home to watch TV for at least 2 hours most days>goes to the reddit gym from 2:30 onwards most daysIF zachy is employed it can only be part time, but it's more likely he doesn't work at all and just leeches off his inheritance
>>140332417>>140332430boring non-sport for lonely men with no hobbies other than going to the pub.same with darts
so hungover
>tfw the jews robbed all my inheritance
>>140332443snooker has some tactics at least and you play off one another's movesgolf is a shitty yank Tarq game for dickhead and they may as well just record their games, not actually playing one another
Golf is the worst
If you want to talk snooker, go to /147/ If you want to talk golf, to to /golf/ If you want to talk plastic wall molesting, then go to /cg/ fuck off
>>140332434innacurate
what do i do if i want to talk plastic doll molesting haha
If you want to talk about pensions, mortgages and financial planning, you're in the right place
pros and cons of a self-managed super fund?
>>140332583Currently mulling over the merits of the alpha scheme relative to the partnership scheme desu
Currently mulling over the merits of the mass non-European immigration scheme relative to the White Australia Policy desu
aren't you auto enrolled onto alpha anyway
When New Zealand sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.
>>140332768we are on /cric/ aka /cg/ already
>>140332712Yeah but I could choose to switch to partnership
>no sheet on mattress >crumbs all over bed >room is unseasonably warm >stuffy smell in room >face feels all greasy >need to pee but parents have company over so can't risk leaving room >curtains opened just enough for sunlight to pierce my eyes >situation at work out with my control driving my anxiety through the roof >gained weight so all my clothes don't fit me and cut into me >TV volume is uncomfortably loud and can't find the remote to fix it This isn't even my rock bottom
Gwan Ding
>>140332916can never understand no sheets on mattress, see it quite a bit toomust chafe so much
eny luds get a bug thuck uncet cuck e cun suck en bru?
it's almost here fellas
>>140333449>rothschildgood goydaily reminder never question why the average jewish royal family member is richer than the richest non-royal family member, like elon musk, and why royal family members are excluded from those lists
>>140333516ahmedsthenbedabad, anus
>>140333523Abbottabad then how Aboutabedabad DEVGRU zogbot
>>140333549it's morning here sweatybut>DEVGRU>Navy sealsBASEDtabla x
>>140333671>being this new he didn't get the reference to the assassinationgo bumdering btw
>most famous kiwi is a 44 year old z lister popstarabsolute fucking state
tonight's spin
*spun
i sincerely apologize to everyone I called an anusyou're not an anussorry x
>>140332105almost every cricketer plays golf in their spare time
>>140334721sorry for calling you an anus†>>140334764can confirmthey fancy calling themselves a tennis enthusiast as well
>>140334756Didn't promise that at all
in the spirit of ANZAC day just finna fried these schnitzels and shall be removing them off the map.
>>140335858look a bit dry mate
>>140335858looking good mate
Popping out for an on court sesh
>>140335962da fuck wants a moist and soggy schnitty? of course it looks a little dry. the fuck out of here.
>>140336576she's SO naturally gifted!!carefree and just delightfulLUFF LUFF LUFF her 3000 ngl
>>140335858like biting into sand on leather even australian food is sandpaper
is sebbo admitting to being the gadon spammer now? wish that fucking landlord scum had never come to /cric/, completely ruined it
>>140336633if you can't plunge your cock into the food comfortably it's simply overcookedsimple as
i am not in anyway related to the GADONK bombertavla for remembering itand don't call me scum, anus
>>140336732been pretty obvious for a couple years but he's never been so obnoxious about it before
im not gay
>>140336732>had never come to /cric/, completely ruined ityou don't mean thattake it backwill only ask you oncetabla x
cracking finish in the ipl that
Just been to dawn service. Reckon I'm the only one here who went
>ANZAC Day 25th April >Also Olivers birthdayapt
>420 Day 20th April>Also Hitlers birthdayinapt
They tried to do a smoking ceremony at the end of dawn service this morning and literally everyone turned around and left. kek
>RMIT displays ‘unambiguous bias’ against conservative viewpoints: Former RMIT professor>Former RMIT professor Andrew Timming says RMIT displayed “unambiguous bias” against individuals with a conservative viewpoint.>“The excuse that RMIT offered is that I was not doing teaching that had been assigned to me,” he said.>“The real reason is that there has been a whole series … of occurrences or happenings at RMIT that demonstrate an unambiguous bias against individuals with a conservative viewpoint.>“I will say that when the facts come out … the Australian public will be shocked.>“At how their tax dollars are at work at RMIT.”dunno who'd be shocked unless they're lefty or don't see any media bullshit since before covid
new>>140342700>>140342700>>140342700
>wish that he had never come to /cric/, he has completely ruined itthis isn't sitting well with me, ngl. i consider myself, above all, a protector of /cric/, a well-wisher for its motley assortment of inhabitants. it pains me to hear that I may have contributed to their discontent
MAKE WAY FOR THE PROCONSUL GAIUS JULIUS CAESAR, SON OF VENUS, IMPERATOR OF THE GALLIC LEGIONS, STAND ASIDE AND OPEN UP
Not gay but I'd test zachys oil with my dipstick
cringePVO
Bouldering later
sex with womening later
sounds gay af
>>140353383meant for >>140353042>>140352969>>140352789>>140349565
happy Anzac Day ausbros and kiwibros x
Zachy i want to fuck you up the arse mate
>>140353383kek ripper post mate
proportionally, barely any aussies died at gallipollianzac day is a remembrance that australia during ww1 had a whole "wait.. people die in wars????" momentcomical really
>Rishi Sunak plans to axe 70,000 civil servants to pay for hike in defence spending>Sunak is planning to brutally axe civil servant jobs in a vow to "put the UK's own defence industry on a war footing".>Rishi Sunak is putting Britain on a war footing by axing 70,000 pen pushers to free up billions for the defence of the nation.bard the pen pusher's days are over
Love spending billions on "defence" and then somehow still being incapable of stopping a few dinghies from crossing the channel
>>140353674Why?
>>140353760I don't think the military can actually turn them back anyway, just "rescue" themTo be fair it would waste a lot of taxpayer money to lob a shell at them, probably as much as putting them up in hotels
Would be a better ROI than arming 3rd worlders so they can lose wars they have no hope of winning slightly slower
i've sent a few dinghies across your mums channel iykwim
>peewee nonce cucks don't even have their own dayLMAO
>>140353827sadly bard has already revealed himself to be cowardice manifesthe would abandon his beloved worcestershire at a drop of the hat and flee to argentina or wherever people like him go
do brits celebrate the US involvement in WW2? they are the only reason england speaks urdu instead of german right now
>>140353447>sounds gay>sex with women?
>>140353826?
>>140353743Complete nonsense policy desuTo fund the £75bn extra defence spending, each of these 72,000 civil servants would have to each be costing the taxpayer more than £1m per year (which seems very unlikely given that the highest paid civil servants - no more than 500 or so - earn £150-200k)They've not really got any mechanism for getting rid of staff other than imposing a hiring freeze and waiting for people to leave (because running a voluntary exit scheme is costly)And if you're not scaling back ~15% of services to correspond with losing ~15% of staff then services will inevitably become worse and the gaps will have to be plugged by expensive contractors, which will end up costing the taxpayer even more>>140353854Agreed The social contract is broken We are in thrall to the (((wealthy asset-owning elite))) and I shalln't be giving them my life as well as my labour
Notice bard becoming a bit more antisemitic lately
wtf I love bard now
Might listen to the new bladee
which one is bard
>>140354008Prefer them to Muslims desuDon't care who wins out of Israel and Palestine though Simply not my problem
me and Yung Sherman going rehab this is very sad
sick and tired of your moaning
>>140354148New round of county championship matches tomorrow You'd have to be a smoothbrain to prefer some soulless international matches to thatYou're not a smoothbrain, are you?
Only watch tests and only if England is playing and only then if England is also winning
got my dick out
I had just started to make going to the beach part of my personality now the weather is too cold and miserable.
I think my brain is literally just fried or somethingIt is actually incapable of thinking anything that isn't miserable
>>140354214Take MDMA you fucking MORON (no offence intended)>>140354223Need to find a way to grow the game amongst the wfh laptop thumbing classHaving the county cricket on in the background is the perfect accompaniment to the drudgery of spreadsheet toil
only watch england and immediately turn it off if they start losing
based deano brainlet
Yeah I'm fair-weather what of it?
>>140354293just being time efficient
>Douglas Murray slams Oxford Uni college scrapping St George's Day event for Eid banquet>Author Douglas Murray has weighed in on Magdalen College at Oxford University scrapping its St George’s Day event and replacing it with an Eid dinner to mark the end of Ramadan.>We had Ramadan lights up across Oxford Street this year thanks to Sadiq Khan and others,” Mr Murray told Sky News host Rita Panahi.>“St George’s Day, there … doesn’t seem to have been a cross of St George in sight.>“And some of this comes … very close to home. The college that made this decision at Oxford is my old college, Magdalen.>“I read this with amazement because I’m all for being inclusive … but part of the point of freedom of religion is you don’t force other people into following your rules.”
Might move to Germany and marry a German woman
>>140354334based if white
>>1403541482025even then half the thread will still be off topicthis is the new /cric/ unfortunately
Blog on you boring wankers
Apparently they’re having to ship wickets from Australia for the t20 “World Cup”. Why the fuck are they bothering with this waste of time, it’s embarrassing.
>>140354430If it wasn’t for the county matches tomorrow I would say don’t make a new. Literally less than one in ten posts have been on topic. Zachy and sebbo spam most of it.
dying of boredom
hey cric, long time no seehow are things? hope you're holding up ok being sexless
>>140354430>newlmao
>tries to resurrect a dreary old gimmick because he's dying of boredom Literally just get a job zachy you fucking dunce, you'll be much happier once you've got some purpose in your life Or maybe join a cricket team (doubt you'll do this though as you apparently have zero interest in the sport)
>>140355009am not
the spin. and really, can you truly appreciate an album unless it comes with a 10,000 word essay in the liner notes telling you how it's the most fantastic album ever and that it literally solved music.
it's not even Friday
fuck off malkmus you talentless cunt
Anyone wanna fight
>>140354240hopefully one day they do away with bowlers and just have an easy to hit bowling machine deliver the ballchange the scoring system to how far the player can smash itthis will save cricket
>>140355037This Simply Isn't True.
You either like a song or you don'tSimple asTo discuss it is redundant
I just don't like NINJust find it irritating to listen to
inverted fifth? more like I invert my fist upside your skull
>>140355230just try it little boyyou have no idea who you're messing with
downward spiral and the fragile are sex-having music
only downward spiral here is zachy's grasp on reality
define reality
crying out for an on wall sesh
Who's stood out for you as a possible England prospect from the early round of county championship matches then lads? Dom Sibley? Alex Davies? Great form, but maybe not Bazball enough. Joe Clarke more Bazball adjacent and in good knick. Cameron Steel could yet sneak through as a spin prospect, and Sam Cook is of course crying out for an international call-up.
>>140355688people I climb with say I'm getting better all the time
parad noped out on my order. bishnu is swooping in to do the man's job they sent a boy to do
>>140355735over 70 SR minimum + pass the looks testall that matters
>>140355938Who fits those criteria? And is the looks test based on the attractiveness of their batsmanning or just their attractiveness in general?
>>140355979vibes
Would support the execution of anybody who says "let's take this offline" when in reality they mean "let's take this outside of the meeting"In the wfh world you still need the wonders of the internet to communicate outside of the meeting, so "taking it offline" is plain wrong and yet it's become increasingly common in corporatespeak
>>140355735>Sibley >possible England prospecthas played 22 tests
think I like 2 songs on this new bladee album
>>140356091Does that preclude him from being a prospect for future Tests?
>>140356034riveting
>>140355465Reality is the space-time continuum, a compilation of tangible actualities that transcend our subjective cognizance, apprehensions, and illusions. It is the intricate interplay of visceral sensate experiences, events, elements, and entities with an ontological existence in the physical realm. This unvarnished truth of cosmic existence functions independently from human consciousness, interpreted subjectively through cognitive and perceptual faculties, defining the individual's discernment of truth, unbounded by personal paradigms or abstract conjectures.
Getting completely fed up by just how boring the meetings held by my Hungarian colleague are, due to both his voice (monotone, emotionless) and the subject matter (dull review of bureaucratic processes, where every 3rd word is an acronym which I'm unaware of)Going to stop attending to safeguard my mental health If there was cricket to watch in the background then it would be bearable, but he schedules them for Thursday afternoon when there is simply no cricket on
>>140356156get a job zachy you fucking scrounger
>>140356034for me if they do this it just means they want to move on and they'll never bring it up again or ever had any plans to discuss it outside the meeting
>>140356228That's fine, I have no problem with them doing that. Just don't use the blatantly incorrect statement "take it offline" to do so. Pick another, more accurate, phrase - that's all I ask
>tfw work looms would rather be in a trench waiting for the whistle to go fight johnny turk tbqh.
Off to my local, hardcore non-reddit gym that's graded very true
Baffling how the brownest sport in the world is viewed as some posh white boy sport in the UK
>>140357195id love to be unemployed too, your life seems so easy
Zacky i wanna do some hardcore fucken bumdering with you mate
>>140357363i start earlier than you and do a 35 hour week
>>140357508lmao is that accounting for your 2 hour lunches and posting on 4chan all day? are you sure you're not a civil servant like bard?
wildly innacurate
clearly works the 7am-3pm opening shift at his local supermarket
why would I do that
income to survive
you don't need income to survive
zachy need only ask his grandaddy
I wish i had a gf that looked and acted like Elaine from seinfeld
>>140357641he normally posts that he's on his way to work at about 8.45, then takes 2 hour lunches away from his office, and then is off to bouldering before 3pm. no way he works full time, unless it's a complete non-job with no supervision where he's just taking the piss
fiercely off the mark
>>140358361sad to hear thatno wonder he has such low self esteem
>>140358518i know, he'd be much happier if he did a job that mattered instead of just thumbing his phone all day
My job matters a lot more than all yours and I don't have particularly low self esteem
can imagine him staring deep into his own empty eyes in the mirror every nighta dramatic mirror smash to metaphorically reflect the fragments of his personas he wouldn't even need to exert himself to do it, just nod and let his extended forehead do all the workgod it's so sad
You've been obsessively posting about me for years just getting fatter and fatter in that time
>everyone is the same personah yes this old gem
>>140358683that would be bad enough in an adult-sized flat but doing all that in a bedsit surely just adds to the despair
suggest you look up the definition of bedsit
>A compact, often drab dwelling typically designated for thrifty semi-hermits or nonambitious young adults taking their first faltering steps into the world of independent living. Usually consisting of a singular room masquerading as a combined bedroom, living room, dining room, and kitchenette, with bathroom facilities typically relegated to the end of a dank communal hallway. Known for its uncanny ability to crush both dreams and square footage. blimey
>whiny, nasally, virgin redditor voice"suggest you look up the definition of bedsit"
>>140359106looooooooool absolutely annihilated him
>>140359106>>140359120very suspicious timing this
>single roomI have 4 rooms
>little entrance hallway>closet>bathroom>bedsit
no bedroom is separate from living room so it's certainly not a bedsit
>>140358361>it's a complete non-job with no supervision where he's just taking the pissalmost sounds like a train driver but we know zachy couldn't get in
>Train Driver, noun \ ˈtrān ˈdrī-vər \>(1) : a professional compensated and somewhat respected for their unyielding commitment to control the single-directional course of a railway carriage.>(2) : one who operates a locomotive which is considered as a demanding job only in that it requires the exceptional skill to stay awake for considerable lengths of time while driving in a straight line.>(3) : The embodiment of occupational minimalism, who, while in control of a linearly bound vehicle, finds their decision-making skills rigorously tested by dilemmas of accelerate or decelerate.
>>140359300meds then bed
mental rail drivers will be overpaid by the taxpayer (me) when they're all nationalised soon
Think it was confirmed several years ago that zachy is very well-known and respected in the gay porn industry working as a fluffer.
did a poo again
>>140358361It’s because there is no “zachy” it’s just an automated spam bot
obsessed freaks
We know you are.
>we
>pakistan played NZ >not a single post I know it was a t20 but still
t20 dire
based mods doing their job
bagsy not making the next thread
