TUESDAY - Day 3 of the World Snooker Championshi*>10:00 (bo19)Ding Junhui v Jack LisowskiKyren Wilson v Dominic Dale>14:30Mark Williams 5-4 Si JiahuiMark Allen v Robbie Williams>19:00Barry Hawkins v Ryan DayRobert Milkins 4-5 Pang Junxu
>>140309582actually Day 4, shameful.
H-HAYA!
Ding and Williams better not disappoint today, though I'd be happy for Si if he won. I like his style
>>140309907wtf is this real
Every year I dare to dream and every year my Young Chinese Men lose and lose and lose. Feel like pure shite. Need Rob to hold me tight.
>>140310507next year is the Year of Snook er Snake, a win is certain
Tough start for Lisowski. He'll want to try and win a frame if he harbours any ambition of winning the match
>>140297965>>140297965
>>140310580not wrong
here we are
>bo15
>>140310588and there we are as wellwe're everywhere!one could say we're all over the place
can't zing the ding
rerack deez nuts
>>140311221pass
>the Cruce>Ally Pally
Anime.This is my commentary on the current state of snooker, /147/ and life in general, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
willo nowblork laternice
gwan mörk
>one general, two threadssomehow I'm starting to feel like this isn't viable policy in the long runwho will unite the snooker loopy?
>>140313253a general divided against itself cannot stand
Willow heading out, I thought he was in form
>reeee-racknow we're talking
ganw wiool
>>140313300he is but he doesn't practice enough
imagine si having sex with a spanish lady she'd be like "si si si!!" and he'd be like "what what what??"
willow doesn't need si, he's his own enemy wew
What hides behind the great Brecel collapse this year ?I'm concerned.
who's gonna trip over this step?>>140313781regression to the mean
>>140313572awful post
>Willo taking a shit during a frameYep, comeback starts NOW.
mae drosodd
ayy
1 frame!
se acabo
gone got him fuck off
imagine if rpdmey gets punted out too
si si chads rise up!
For me, it's Si
>>140314926there's no hopeit's overcrucible roof collapses, but only a week after rpmald has won his 8th titleselby decides to retire, dotty finally offs himself and ding's year is eternally cancelledsee you all next year at the riyadh boulevard arena
>>140315304pendulum uses wrecking-ball, it's super effective
si ja wee weealso, this bbc interviewer is a cunt and needs to fuck off
>>140315304Ding won't allow this.
>>140315335>>140315757if the pendulum theory is true, what could emerge from the rubble after such a calamitous season?another neyul world championship?
>>140315905After a calamity like this? Mink winning the next WC. In a final against Bai(pat/Yulu).
Tomorrow10:00 BSTKyren Wilson [12] 8 - 1 Dominic Dale [40]Ding Junhui [7] 4 - 5 Jack Lisowski [17]14:30 BSTMark Allen [4] 7 - 2 Robbie Williams [45]Ronnie O'Sullivan [2] v Jackson Page [43]19:00 BSTBarry Hawkins [15] 2 - 1 Ryan Day [18]John Higgins [13] v Jamie Jones [41]
I've decided to support the player with the better hair in every match. Sorry Milkman, that's shocking.
>>140317131based keeper of integrity
>>140317131>Ronnie O'Sullivan [2] v Jackson Page [43]Please let them go to the other thread.>>140317171It's over for Trump then.
>>140317171players with kubol-hair-style are cheating anyway
gwan Barry
MILKIES!
Mr milkies just doesn't have a winners attitude
gwsn Barry
I'm a better player than both these guys and I've never played snooker
>>140318833Oi! do you have a loicense for this joke m8?
how do we solve the two-thread-problem?1. annex & shitpost the illegitimate one to oblivion2. refuse to post in the illegitimate thread, thus dragging this farce on for as long as possible3. stop posting altogether4. make more >new threads and hope the mods nuke us all5. just start vibin' fr and >wait for tomorrow (status quo)
>>140318995>how do we solve the two-thread-problem?>problemI don't quite follow.
>>140318995There's another thread?
milky always looks suicidal when he's not at the tablemaybe raising the chairs this year wasn't a good idea, he might jump off of it
BO3O3
>>140319180I think I see what (you) mean
>>140318995I'm posting in both. This thread is the Pang v Milk thread, the other is for Blrok v ge Day.
>>140318995Just post in this one rarely enough that it stays bumped, and keep the other posts in the bigger thread. When the other thread is full, everyone can move here.
MILKMAD
milk + cider = smelly farts
the breakaway tour will have many games like this
The solution is to make a third thread
MILKED
CAM OMN
Never liked Milker. I hope Gilbo beats him.
>>140320966>milkins v gilbertexcitement of wet bread
>>140320966He will. He's in form and he's got passion. Plus he always plays better at the Crucible.
>>140320966If today's performance is anything to go by there is no way he'll beat gilbo
>>140320966>>140321084>angry farmer v the milkmanrustic
GOMAD
>Page 6I'm sure we'll be fine, but let's bump this thread just in case. Then we can move here permanently once we're finished in the other thread.The semi-finalists should, really, be Murphy vs Allen and Judd vs Ronnie, but there have been so many meme results so far that the final will probably be Ronnie dabbing on Robert Milkins.
alri
>>140324142>>140330448Thank you for your service.
>>140324142>final will probably be Ronnie dabbing on Robert Milkins.I would literally and figuratively and metaphysically kill myself if this happens
Why does Eurosport (THE Home of Snooker) have such a boner for Rpdmey?
>Day off>Eating a kinder bueno in bed>Jegg v DingI think i like this little life.
>>140331406enjoying the simple pleasures is a skill
Ronnie wins number 8, literally no one else can stop him
ding needs no light
Kyren fucked a 147 attempt REEEE
>>140331563vache-ji...
>>140331563wins 10-1 still manages to bottle it
something insanely comfy about morning snooker and coffee, watching an important but not overly stressful game
unironically over for ding
What happens if Ding gets knocked out in his year?
>>140331716many such cases
>>140331716largest mass suicide in china since the fall of the taiping heavenly kingdom in 1864
Ding's eye is twitching. It's fucking over. My father would be spinning in his grave if we didn't cremate him.
Why is he like this, bros?
Snooker is Life.Life is Suffering.Snooker is Suffering.
>me entering /147/ thread like
>still no sign of desiwhere the hell is she?>>140332000lmao
>>140332134resting for the big games
how fucked will Jackson get?
DING DING!
if ding wins both those frames, he might have a shot at winning this match
this year is dings year!
>>140332830(real)
do the bong-commentators ever try and not say which ball will be the frame-ball, looking if the audience is knowledgeable as we think they are?
结束了
feels bad man
of course Eurosport is showing the Rpdmey-match
I want jackshit to win the worlds nowwould be absolutely hilarious if he had the same number of world titles as the boy
>all these players dropping like fliesI'll take an 8th world title, thank you.
ding wasn't gonna get past rpmmie anyway so don't feel too bad
1st, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th seeds all gone Unironically allel or the boy are probably our main sources of hope against rpmmie
consider the following
>>140333173it's bobins' year
uh dingbros?I thought this was his year.
>>140333173>Serial Crucible jobber and the player who lost to Ronnie two years ago are our best hopesABRO’Sbros….
2018 six seeded-players didn't make it to Round 22016 seven2012 eight1992 eight
>>140333315Let's hope we can get this year's number to 8 today
>>140333325If Ronnie goes out too, it will all be worth it.What will >>140333333 be?
>>140333348>/hoc/
Should we start our own breakaway tour where the only people who play are /ar/ lads?
>the city of dominic dale
>>140333361>Ash
>>140333444I fear if we do this then we will develop new prejudices such that half of the players will cease to be are lads. This will continue if we repeat the process until we end up with a tour consisting solely of Selby and Williams
>Barry confirms Crucible is basically finishedAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SAUDI FUCK>>140333494Maybe then we will realise that the person we really should have been gwanning........was ourselves.
sheffield is a shitholegood riddance
Uncle Bazza laying the smackdown on Sheffield.
Imagine all this breakaway tour shit, the complaints about the Crucible etc. was all a falseflag to give an excuse to move to Saudi.>Ken calling out the bullshit straight awayGood
>>140333577Don't know if they can up the capacity of the Crucible, I've never been. Might need extensive rebuilding.
>LIFT ME UP, LIFT ME UPTakes me back to the ITV F1 days.
>Obligatory good-looking foreign interacial couple
yep it’s ronnie time
>>140333610I find the idea that "we need a bigger venue to make money" as complete shite to begin with desu. Whatever the capacity the ticket sales aren't going to cover that much more prize money or get bigger sponsors etc. It's just the crown jewel to sell off to the Saudis for the most money. Give the Saudis tournaments sure whatever but moving the Worlds from Sheffield would be like moving Wimbledon to...not Wimbledon, Milton Keynes for example.
>>140333513>Maybe then we will realise that the person we really should have been gwanning........was ourselves.>he doesn't spend 30 mins every morning gwanning himself in the mirrorngmi
>>140333631>>Obligatory good-looking foreign interacial coupleLiterally me before I got dumped a few months ago
I am literally losing the will to live
these dubs signal the round-1-exit of the rpm
This bazza interview
Here we are then (all the migrants)>>140309598You ended up dooming Dong, Anon>>140312334Thread: settled>>140333513>>140333531What did he say?>>140332134>where the hell is she?I think you know the answer ;^)>>140319897>.gifWhat the fuck, lel
>>140333719ffsyou're to blame now when he wins
>>140333513>>140333531>>140333577What did he say? Assume it's the same shit as the video he did with Hendry where he kept complaining about the capacity and "snooker needing to expand"?
dubs for ronnie win
genuinely despise the hearns
GWAN JACKSON>>140319897Fucking lel>>140333737>>140333744Basically went "I wanna stay in Sheffiled but they have to make the effort to keep us. We don't live in a fantasy world, money is always most important" Ken then called him out and went "Yeah sure 3k people in the final is fine but it will look awful in the first round etc" Barry ignored him and just kept going "I don't want to move!!! But I have to!!!!!" Slimy shit as expected.
off to a fucking awful startit's so fucking over
>rpmmie
>>140333776Yeah, sounds similar to what I was referencing. It's fucking grim and it's probably only going to get worse when Bazza dies and Eddie pawns it off to the highest bidder at the first opportunity
sleeves up, it’s time
>>140333827Depressing as hell. Definitely going to go to the worlds now before it moves to God knows where.
gwan son of jack!>>140333737>I think you know the answer ;^)unlap her right now!she needs to be in sheffield>>140333776>DoomAndDoomer.pnglol
state of buttons holes today
>>140333654Why Saudi Arabia anyway? There’s not a single Saudi player on the tour. China is understandable, albeit still an offensive suggestion. But moving it to Saudi Arabia is so openly soulless that I just can’t accept it. Perhaps they are only pretending to discuss it so that people will complain less when they do move it to China.
Why is the live video on the BBC Snooker website so small now? I don't want to full-screen it but I don't want it the size of a postage stamp either
Ronnie is the Lisan Al-Gaib of snooker.
>>140333980money
>>140333980Saudis are getting more involved in sports and for whatever reason they all have the mind of children and pay stupid money for anything and everything. They would shill out much more than anyone else.
>>140333654The whole sport was already sold to the Chinese many years ago. Adding SA to that makes no difference.
>>140334040There's been a bloody Belgian world champion before there has been a Chinese one. What a loopy world we live in.
>>140334057must have been an AI-chatgpt-deepfake-hallucination
Wake me up when Jack (son) starts destroying. If that's never, then so be it.
>>140333997Picture in Picture mode my good man/female. Drag to the size that suits your needs, or while you work ;)Hearn approved.
>>140334113Oh damn, I didn't know you could resize it! Thanks buddy
I can't believe there is someone even fatter than Brecel.
>>140333980Its a very complex topic, but simply put, Saudi Arabia want to establish itself as a world power, and its cities as world famous location. Riyadh and Dubai as the new New York or Paris say, and one of the big obstacles to this, aside from its obviously manufactured status, is that these cities were built using modern slave labour in ridiculously small windows, and that Saudi Arabia continues to committ a whole host of human rights abuses. And if you don't mind that, whatever, fill your boot. None of that above is even my opinion, its just objectively the situation, so I'm not really concerned with opinions. The Saudi solution to this hangup is sportswashing. Using sports icons we know to clean up the image. Theyve done it in boxing, theyve done it in golf, theyve done it in soccer, and now, for whatever reason, snooker is next. Tyson Fury, Tiger Woods, David Beckham, Robert Milkins. The thing is it works. The generation of soccer fans coming through think much higher of saudi arabia than the last generation, and thats off the back of Haaland, CR7, and even Mbappe, PSG being owned by Qatar, same story.
bros i thought renewables were the way forwardwhy is the oil winning
The crowd repeatedly shout "Go on Ronnie", but I've yet to see anyone at the crucible brave enough to openly urinate on him in front of the cameras
>>140334179He warned us...of the Saudi advance....we didnt listen...
Ronnie is a lucky son of a bitch to get an opponent like this on R1.
>>140334165>Tyson Fury, Tiger Woods, David Beckham, Robert Milkins.
GWAN JAXXSONGWAN ALLEL>>140333744By the way, I'm expecting an in-depth lanalysis of the smell at the Crucible when you visit.>>140333734Top lel>>140333776>DoomAndDoomer.pngFucking hell, you have been making excellent OC, bruv.>Slimy shit as expected.Classic Bazza>>140334057Feels like I have been hearing about the Chinese takeover since 20 years now
>>140334165Would Hossein Vafaei be allowed to play in Saudi Arabia, or do they hate Iran too much? He might wish to reconsider his gripes about the Crucible for that reason if no other.
Starting to think that maybe Jackson Page won't win this.. >>140334258>By the way, I'm expecting an in-depth lanalysis of the smell at the Crucible when you visit.Your wish is my command, Austriabro
>nppppn died for this
>>140334295>>140334320ponder the aroma...
>the rumbling city of saudi'ronniebia
That line Ronniefags use to cope, "h-h-he lost against h-himself"?I'm starting to think it's not that stupid. He loses against himself, because he plays against himself. And that's because he usually doesn't even have an opponent, like right now.
>>140334381He's leading 3-0 and you have the audacity to claim that we're coping?
cruciblesisters...
This tournament is lining up nicely for Ronnie to win his 8th title.
>>140334411I think you have misread
GWAN maxi incoming
>>140334420>Beats John Higgins in 01 (Had won 1 title, would win 3 more)Fair enough>Beat Graeme Dott in 04 (Had won 0, would win 1)Yeah, good competitor at that stage>Beats Ali Carter in 08 (Won 0)Alright, I guess>And again in 2012 (Won nothing)Hmmm..>Beats Hawkins in 2013 (Nope)Thats not particularly impressive>Beats Wilson in 2020, no crowd (Nooope)...>Beats Judd 22 (Won 1)Fair enoughMathwise, that comes out at about 3 strong competitors in 7 titles, and if the seeds keep falling off like this, the stage is set for it to go 3 of 8. This is your GOAT?Heh...bring up the Selby record...
Reminder that John Higgins has never fixed a frame or matchhttps://sportingintelligence832.substack.com/p/headline-in-here-please
that page guy is not 22
>>140334518I did the maths a few times and I think something like 10 of his triple crown events against people who never won one themselves.
Business idea, Saudi Super Snooker, a breakaway tour featuring Jodd, rpmmie, and hundreds of Saudi jobbers. Can be safely ignored.
has Desi made an appearance yet?
Mark Allen is so fucking dullJust the most generic miserable snooker player Not even boring enough to be noteworthy for that
>>140334834not at all
>>140334792Not that I've seen.
>>140334908what is that, cum?
>>140334834>t.
Time to head out now to see GY!BE. Hope later on tonight Blarry pulls off the win. Until tomorrow.>>140334320I wonder who that skinny fellow sitting behind Shorn and Higgins is>>140334553>article about Higgybear in 2024That's dedication>>140334322It's just not fair>>140334792>>140334908If Tati is to be trusted, then Desi will be there (fingers crossed)
>>140334930Barry Hawkins was eating a corner yogurt during the frame, he must've dropped it.
>>140334908covid snooker was pure kino desuso many memorable moment
>>140334834The drama with his ex-wife is the only fun thing.
>>140334908
>>140334954You better wake up tomorrow with it being 4-4 Austria
>ronniewinslolthe literal manchester city of snook
Jackson Page destroyed by BBC (Big Breaks (at the) Crucible)
Jackson will be hoping he can start potting a few balls and possibly even winning a frame.
>>140335098I remember one match where Taylor told Hendry that whichever player was losing, i cant remember who "will really wish that frame had gone differently"Its the sort of insight you only get from ex players.
>>140334954>Time to head out now to see GY!BEEnjoy or, as one might say, Godspeed heh
who fucked up the player indicator
>snooker behind the lemon>"That was a Selby-esque shot"They know..
>Ronnie plays a good safety>Countable braincell specimen in twitch chat "Call the police, that was illegal from The Rocket!"Scum.
ahem:TAOM IS SHIT
They should open a Dignitas branch in Ebbw Vale.
page maxi incoming
GWAN PAGE
Ooof lovely bit of snooks that
>>140334518The BBC are doing a poll for the snooker GOAT. I voted Hendry but there’s no point. And Joe Davis isn’t even on there as an option. You can, however, vote for Selby if you want.
>>140335489Selby unironically has the best resume in the worlds. The weakest person he's beaten is Ding and that was prime Ding with like 5 triple crowns and was recently world number 1 (winning 5 ranking titles in the one season!) Even just in triple crowns the weakest player he beat is Stephen Lee, the rest are all elite, including Rpmmie three times.
this never would have happened in dubai right rmppie?
>>140309582Go Ronnie
mörk what are you doing mate
Is Page usually a jobber or is he just starstruck?
>>140335693He’s one of these meme players who did really well a couple of times and then didn’t even qualify for anything else. It is therefore possible that he has never, ever jobbed on TV. But he’s young and he has no hope here.
>>140335693I don't think you can be a jobber at age 22. He's a Young Welsh Talent that hasn't come good on his potential yet. Although he did have a good run in China recently beating Higgins and Selby before losing to Jodd in the final.
this never would have happened in china
>>140335743>22Fooking hell thought he was late thirties
What's caused the recent Ronnie resurgence? The amazon documentary made me think it might be his dad coming out of prison. Or could it be the rest of the pack falling away?
>>140335276damn, greggs makes you huge fast
>>140335798Rigging (unironically)
>>140335798He’s good enough to win some tournaments, and he spends so much time with sports psychologists that now, when he loses, he just claims he lost on purpose but totally could have won if he wanted to. And all the other snooker players completely believe this for some reason. He has mindbroken the entire tour. Everyone he plays, if they go ahead, they tell themselves that Ronnie is just letting them win and they don’t deserve to be beating him. It’s absolutely incredible how well this extremely basic tactic is working.
>>140335693>>140335731>>140335743Didn't be get completely blasted at the worlds last year too by Willo? At least in the second round
>>140336084he did indeed
>>140335798Ronnie is playing well below what you think good form Rpmmie is, but only a few players don't shit themselves against him, and they gift him matches. Sharter and Jubb collapsed against him this season for example. He then played Selby and Willo and going on pure performance got totally destroyed.
mörk's in btw
>>140336109I think the only time recently I've seen top form rodney is when he played against Ding in the semi-final. Was it the Grand Prix? Then Flub Blumpf played some of the worst snooker I've ever seen from him in the final. Gobshite.
>>140336109Selby also shit himself in the Shanghai masters against Ronnie
>>140336111good Selby trips
does Abi know what decade we're in?
>>140336353doesn't matter tights
>>140336353What did Mr Rob do to these men?
>>140336379at least they survived, unlike Ada
>neyul was going to be on the BBC punditry team but his dog got sick and needed an operationsnooker is the gift that keeps on taking
remember to drink wew water for optimum health
>>140334981
i like this commentator
>>140336643thanks
Why did Lisowski pot the pink ball? You're supposed to do them in order at the end, right? And why are they still playing if he's 38 aheadt. watched snooker for the first time yesterday
>>140336563really dislike Ali, he has such a haughty expression at all times
>>140336761Which frame are you talking about?After the final red you still get to pot a colour of your choice before having to go in order, if that's what you're talking about.>And why are they still playing if he's 38 aheadMostly style points if it's that big of a lead. But if the gap is only like 10 or so they will usually play on because fouls can still give bonus points. You can concede the frame at your own discretion, but concessions do not have to be accepted.
Evening lads, just got off work and looking forward to seeing Ding's year unfold on VOD
>>140337114>unfoldI think "unravel" is more fitting.
which match are you watching tonight lads
>>140337243Biggy Riggy Higgy
>>140337243Maybe a bit of both.
it’s time!
waiting for rob to finish so i can unmute
gwan big rigs!
>>140337243D E H A W K.
>>140337378
>>140337243probably both>>140337378do you really dislike him or is this a bait?
>>140337458He's a decent interviewer but his announcements make me cringe
w-where’s ronaldo
>>140337243blorko-degay has tati and I'm certain blorkins will prevail todayon the other hand, no one knows how many more times, if any, we'll be seeing higgybear in the (smelly) cruceI'll try to keep an eye on both
love it how Dennis tells us without fail whether or not the blue matters when one player is 89 points in front
>riggins is 48what the fuck
>>140337757The class of '92 is faltering if Mark Williams won't be back.
>>140337906He lost the match here mentally
>>140336353Didn't know Jose Mourinho played snooker
>>140337728>player misses the brown at the end of a 116 breakIt doesn't matter about the brown
>has won a frame but isn't yet settledThese are worrying times for Riggy
>>140309582How come he's got his full name on the scoreboard and not only his surname?
>>140338566Because Jak Jones is playing in the same tournament.
>>140338566Wales is full to the brim with the surname Jones.
>>140338566Because you're all over there on your Jak Jones, you need to let me get behind your backbone.
>>140338637Then it should be>Jones (J(amie))
come on john, pot some fokken balls
Blork is destroying (good)
>>140310580I'd just like to inform you, after 34 hours, that I hate you.
>>140339262>8-5Still a lot of time to start blorking.
>this guy approaches (you are Higgins)>what do you do?
just watched the barry hearn chatabsoute scumbag to say the least. good on ken though.
>>140339447agree to his terms and turn on the Riggings
>>140339447Looks like he's simply reminding John of what he agreed to do in a few frame's time
Interview with Bobby Hearn on Eurosport>You can't eat history.ok
Just ate 3 full size caramel magnums
>playing in a smelly shithole is part of the magicShut the fuck up Jimmy
>>140339596Bobby, Barry, who cares.
what barry "austrian school of economics" hearn doesn't realise is that the only way for something to be eternally profitable is for it to be ingrained in one culture or another. moving snooker away from it's history to a country that couldn't give less of a shit about the content of the sport but see it only as a commodity, is not the way to allow this
>>140339596Sounds like a challenge
>Higgins is fucking dead
>>140339447noooooo, don't do it john!
does somebody know how many ranking titles Jack Lisowski has?asking for a friend
>Hearn: You can't eat history.Angles: No, but you can respect it.Based Alan.
Gwan the Hawk of indistinguishable race
>>140340003none, if you know what I mean...
>>>140340003in about 1.5 weeks it will be one
auntieshaggerbros... I don't feel so good
Tati's tush :)how the fuck is Ben Wool depressed when he has that as a pillow
>>140340524Probably the depressing smell of the Crucible OH WAIT LMAO
>>140340366It's only 7 years until he can enter the Seniors, maybe he'll finally win something then
>>140340130they doubled the prize-fund from 1.2mil in 2014 to 2.4 mill this year. Wonder how they did that as the number of seats there is virtually unchanged? doubling ticket-prices? really makes the kubol roll
>>140339446why must you say this
>no morning session tomorrow>afternoon-session starts an hour earlier
>>140340683Better to prepare for the worst, because that's what we're getting.>>140340897And that afternoon session is Ronnie 8 - 1 Page.
>>140340973>And that afternoon session is Ronnie 8 - 1 Page.and gilbo-milker
>bo3
>>140340897boring session too. rather stay in bed shagging my aunt than watching the snooker
>check blork>8-5>check again>8-8
>>140341539he needs to stop blorking it
>>140341635might as well tell a scorpion not to sting
Is it fair to say that Hawkins has 0 bottle.
oh wellwhat did we expect?
>>140341672
>rest potting success 100%>misses
Ryan 'happy birth' Day
One of the things I hate more than anything else in the world are, and yeah I'll say it, predominantly working class snooker fans who insist that Ronnie is constantly "on the gear" "Greatest, plays his best games on the packet, maybe should give some to Ebdon" All this in reference to a snooker match that happened 22 years ago. Unbelievably depressing
Imagine blorking this fucking hard. Good grief
wtf has he done in the mid-sesh?
Bazzabros I don't feel so good.
>literally every match is won by the unAre guywhy must >we suffer like this?
Round 2 shaping up to be unbelievably grim
>>140342189shouldn't have angered the pendulum
>>140342189I was told suffering is a good thing haha
>>140342189Ded>Zester>Ding>Blorko (soon)Liv>Rpmmie>MorkHave >we won a single match
8th seeded player of 16 is OUTbloodbath
>8 seeds gone
>>140342391Gilbo and Seethen winning was nice, but it's been nothing but misery since
>>140342391>Zestergood>Blorkogood>Higginson track to win the whole thing
>>140342391Seethen and Gilbert are the only Ares to win (I would also put Sigull as an Are but he isn't an official Are)
>rpdmey v degaywell at least one of them is going out before the fimalin fact, I think degay has a bigger chance to stop rpm than the eternal blork merchantso, go aunties! I guess
>>140342391Some people like David Gilbert more than Luca Brecel. I must say I am not one of those people, but I do like Mark Allen.
>>140342535me I love mörk. I especially like the fact that he used to have an unpleasant rpmmie-tier attitude and has since become seemingly a pretty nice guy.
>>140342391mörk has been one of are guys at least since the billy bobbins incident >>140342475I agree that Si is on track to becoming one of are guys, especially if he continues to perform at the cruce
>>140342122mate I know plenty of working class people who despise ronnie and likewise plenty of middle class people who are always going on about how ronnie should be SPOTY
that shot on the green by degay was based tbf
>Second round starts tomorrowThat was fast. Will there be more meme results, or will the remaining top seeds start dominating now?
Also, when does the John Higgins-Jamie Jones match continue?
>>140343096tomorrow evening
does a /147/ iceberg exists? I'm not a fan of the format but I would have thought one would exist out there somewhere
>>140342480dont forget about page now
>>140343210it does, somewhere deep in the archive of the 202(0,1, or 2) world championship
>>140343349They literally won't even let you bet on Ronnie to beat him.
>>140343420holy moly
>>140343420cheeky fiver on the page comeback ahah
>>140343420bookies offering a 0.8% chance and that's still much shorter than what it really is lol
>>140343210Bottom is it's all rigged by 'the elites' and Ronnie ignoring them when he gets the trophy. I dunno if Ronnie is a freemason or not though. Not that big a Ronnie fan, but hopefully he's not in the secret handshake club :)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's time for bed
>>140343601Truth too much for you? Fuck the secret handshake club :)
Haha. Truth always wins...
>>140343601
Bit of craic :) Fuck the west brits :Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVaJQm0dgzQ
Fuck the actual brits who want to control the irish also :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vr1pLO-D8I
KEEP ER LIT! :D
Watch the stupid cunts tremble, as we win again.
keep seething over the brits paddy
>8-5>8-10
>>140343210Not sure if this is the /147/ certified one but it's the only one I have saved
Thank you for your service
Could you imagine a Kyren Wilson v Jack Lisowski final
weird day of snooker this
Rpmmie has it in the bag already. No one left who can realistically stop him.
gwanning page and jones to turn round 2 into a circus
>>140352717I'd be more than happy with that given the circumstances
>>140353362mörk will zest the life out of him in the final
>>140354207>inb4 18-5
For those of you that have been before/know - does the table allocation happen "dynamically" or can we already determine which matches will be played on which table?
>>140354207zest is sadly off the manu for this wc. it's gonna be boring gwaning from now on
>>140354278it is predetermined, when you are purchasing a ticket online during the 2 table setup it only shows the side of the theatre on which the players you want to watch are playing
>>140354359Yeah, I have the tickets already, but I'm wondering if we already know which match will be on Table One in a given session or they determine it once they know who's playing (as in, they would always put Rodney on Table 1 etc)
>>140354379well you wont know the player you just know where they can be if they keep on winning right? so lets say 2nd round winner of the first bracket plays on table 1 then the winner of the 3rd round from that bracket plays on table 2 and so oni have no knowledge of them assigning players to a specific table but then again im sure someone might know more
No morning session
>tfw Rpmmie will play meh all tournament then beat Gilbert 18-6 in the final
fuck all this rpmmie doompostingit's Tina's birthday today! say something nice about her.
>>140354815in the world of snooker, she's certainly one of the referees.
>>140354815would
>>140354830decent start, let's keep it going>>140354893>wouldinvest in Eth for she? same
>>140354815GWAN TINA
Why didn't they start at 10:00 ?
>>140354278Yes, top half of the draw is always table 1, bottom half table 2.
>>140355675Balls, that's not ideal. Anyway, thanks for the info, good to know in advance that I'll most likely see J*dd in the flesh
Why is rpmmie such an asshole?
>>140355811the fact that his dad is a murderer might explain some of it
>>140355847Wasn't that basically a bar fight? Not justifying what happened or arguing that his father isn't also an asshole but my understanding is that it was some sort of drunken brawl that ended in a death.
SNOO SNOO TIME
Every morning I awake and check the Scores On The Doors and every morning it gets worse. At least Wonnie is putting that numpty in his place gwan
tv-tablesnow>rpdmey-pagelater>boi-fordbrb gonna kms
Haha just in time for the afternoon session>>140335009>tfw she is still stuck in Minas Morgul>>140335022Just got settled again at home (before leaving for work in a bit) and saw the result. Absolute shame Blobby already went out so soon as well but >>140342480 makes a good point (even though it's just copium talking)>>140335184Heh :^)>>140336435D-Delete this>>140354815>say something nice about her.She fits perfectly onto the lap
ILLUMINATI
>>140355856>bar fighthe stabbed the guy to death outside a night club. the guy he killed just happened to be associated with the kray brothers and there are reports that the murder was racially motivated. in addition to this, the o'sullivans are just a dodgy family in general. they were basically millionaire criminals while rpmmie was growing up, which meant that rpmmie had a particularly privileged upbringing compared to the average snooker player and he didn't exactly have good role models
Post Leopard Selby
So Stephen, have you stopped sucking Ronnie's cock yet?
>>140355898Plus he grew up in a porn shop which probably wasn't conducive to becoming a well adjusted adult.
>>140355793>I'll most likely see J*dd in the fleshA TOAST>>140355887Hope you had fun at the concert, lad.
>>140355911I feel like basically everybody in snooker punditry at the moment annoys me apart from Ken Doherty
Morning 147,You having a good day?
GWAN GILBERTO
>>140355950>milkins vs gilbert Journeymankino
>>140355946Even Fouldsy?>>140355936Thanks, fäm. It was pure /kino/ (they ended with 'East Hastings')
>gilbo v milky bo25, frame 1Comfy
>didn't even touch the sides.That's what she said, lol!
>>140356012ok, fouldsy is alright, so are the women (except rppmme) and radzi
>>140356041how would that work then
>>140356031It was supposed to be Ding's year.
>>140356071She's saying my small penis could not be felt easily in her cavernous axe wound
>ronniewinslol
>shitson gayge
>>140354815if I ever were to fall for a crypto ponzi schemeshe could make me do it
Jacks status: off
hope willo disowns this 40 y/o zoomer after this display
>>140356106>>140356112more like hackson page lmao
>>140356108She's okay but I much prefer Desi. I'd take Tabb over the both at least the Tabb before she got fat.
A BALL WAS POTTED
>>140356124>Tabb before she got fat.Rubenesque*
>>140356166It was an interesting choice that The Sopranos gave Johnny Sack the ugliest, fattest wife yet he was the only one that actually loved his lady. I mean, one could argue that Tony cared for Carmela but not the way Johnny did Ginny. Tragic character, Johnny.
>>140356223Rpmmie's eyebrow genes are STRONG.
>first for Desi
>>140356229Rpmmie is a hairy bastard, it's probably the same for her; probably gets a full beard in a week
>>140356205Yeah, they had far and away the best marriage in the show, though there isn't much competition. lel.
Rachel Casey is so beautiful in that trenchcoat. /147/ Brit bros, please send her here for some fun in the sun
Where is Martin Gould?
>>140356223Did big Hoss have a hair transplant?
>nothing to feel down about >beaten 10-1 in the sports biggest event
lads I'm starting to think it's over for are jackson
Rpmmie wins LOL
Ban W*lsh players
>>140356352no
Desi HATES rappers.
>>140356352Why do they all have the same name>Jamie Clarke>Jamie Jones>Jak Jones>Ja(c)k(son) Page
seems like milkins had his morning drink and plays a tad better than vs. pang
I have never wanted the boy to go on more than right now
DESI SPOTTED
>>140356378Inbred people
Who has a better chance of bringing down Ronneh?
>>140356442If this is Jack Lisowski's year I don't even know what I'd do
>>140356409Stay strong and believe in the roof.
>>140356442Bingham I reckon
>>140356454GWAN BINGY
>>140356442>jobber who hasn't won anything and dropped out of the top 16or stu bingzReally though I think the fact Bingham made it through qualifiers and the first round shows he's up for it. I'd give him the better chance, especially if he's coming through after beating jegg
>>140356442hogham if he's really really hungry and decides to eat rpdmey
>>140356452the idea of him have the same number of world titles as judd has kept me laughing continuously for several days now
>>140356504>those statsfor fucks sake
>>140356409likewise lmao
>>140356378>jack jones
>>140356372me I only hate riggers
>Ernie Els>Retief Goosen>Freddie CouplesFuck's sake, why not reference Gene Sarazen as well? Probably as relatable to the kids as Big Easy.
is it me or commentating is a bit louder than usual?
>>140356442I somehow would trust Bingham over my boy JLisks (he needs more time).
love to see the lil goblin again
Desi.
>rpmmie actually says he's happy with his gameWell, this is over, isn't it? 8th title incoming.
>turn in>see the little goblin (freed from the lap)That's the good stuff>>140356063>ok, fouldsy is alrightBased>>140356442>>140356454>>140356466Stu Bingalingz beat Morphy, Ronnie, and Jodd in 2015. Incredible run. Truly /ourboy/>>140356409>AllSoTiresome.pnglel>>140356671I wonder what she will do with those gloves
>>140356453>>140356536In the end we all kneel to the pendulum
teehee
gilbo gonna steal this frame like he stole his cousin's virginity
imagine if a strand of desi's golden hair touched a ball hahah would have to call a foul on her hahaha naughty desi hahahahahaha
How can Milkins have 10 Crucible appearances, and only have made 2 centuries?That is fucking awful. Jesus christ, what an absolute turbo jobber.
>>140354815The Proletinariat will overthrow the Desislava Bourgeoislova.
Absolutely robbery of a frame.
>>140357216The milk jobber should start making some breaks above 30
find milkins to be very weird
>>140357244I think he seems like quite a normal bloke, which I suppose is very weird for a professional snooker player.
>>140356409>AllSoTiresome.pngkek
>>140357302I boring normal bloke and a boring snooker player is probably the 2 worst combinations.
Bolkins just give up
>>140357411please understand he wants to go grab a drink
Job Milkins
>>140357194this pun was so inevitable, yet I haven't been able to work it out despite trying to figure it out a few timesgj, lmao
Looks like the Milk(ins) is about to...turn sour>>140356808Indeed, it's best to just accept it>>140357194Kek>>140357500Imagine making Tina laugh like that (and not because you just were in a cold pool)
What does Milkins drink?
So this year it is a 'Ronnie wins' edition, right?Or will we still have some exciting snooker kino to go?
Milkinsbros we're so back.
Alright that was actually a good shot
Apparently Milkins's ex-wife is lactose intolerant and that's why they had to get divorced.
>>140357651At the pub he's a cider drinker,on the table he's a spyder (ball) sinker
>>140357302reminds me of a surly pub manager who barred me once for calling him a paedo. he upheld the ban for 7 years and used to strut around much like the milkman.
>>140357194I like this post a great deal
>>140357826>for calling him a paedoI bet you were just projecting
>>140357624>(and not because you just were in a cold pool)
>>140357885he had photos of a little girl in his wallet he was showing people at the bar. said it was his niece. couldn't handle a bit of banter. shit pub anyway.
>>140358058>said it was his niecereminds me of a certain someone who may make an unwelcome appearance when rpmmie next plays
president darby tonight ladswould normally be gwanning ford like mad but I can't bear to see another top seed like trump go out while the eternal ronald is still in this thing
>>140358148>would normally be gwanning ford like madOf course, quaffing Jodd is a no-brainer, but you'd have to be a real masochist to sincerely gwan Ford.
quaff gwan
>le retiring referee that has already done a billion events gets to officiate the WC Finalsick of this memewe need the promising up-and-coming refereeing talent to be given a chance, such as Proletina "Tina" Velichkova and John "J Pellz" Pellew.
kek this music on stage
>>140341842kek
Ford has no nickname?
>>140360563can't a ford one
GWAN JUDD
>>140360579
it's over fordfellas
>gwanning Jebb under any circumstances>wanting to see not one but two players you don't like in the final>even though Ronald will win anywayI cannot help but shiggy diggy, to be quite desu with you, my senpaitachi.Also, if anyone can beat Rodney, it's a meme player. The more of a meme, the higher the chance. Think Cahill or Brown. Right now the most likely players to beat him are Maguire and Si, maybe Goner and Ford.
>john riggatini
when's Baipat?
>>140360805Well I can already guarantee Judd and Ronnie aren't going to be the final.
what the hell is this lad's face you know which one
>>140360805>Right now the most likely players to beat him are Maguire and Si, maybe Goner and Ford.I'm gwanning Si personally
Tom Ford is working with Chris Henry btwTrump is finished
what a wild first frame
Who is this and what has he done with the real Tom Ford?
What the fuck is this frame, lmao. Oh please don't let the meme Gods make their presence known
Rolls Royce cueing
wtf is going on over on the trump table
>>140360563You've never heard of Tom "Dearborn Independent" Ford?
>>140360878Or a semi. You know what I mean.>>140360925Highly refined taste. Si v Maguire would be the best final in years.>>140360997>>140361011>>140361018Yeah, that's not what I'd expect from this match. Suddenly I'm interested.>>140361018Only memes can save you from Ronnie now. Even Jegg has a better chance to beat him in the WC than Jebb or Riggs.
>mfw I smell the Crucible stench
>tfw Yatesy will never call anything you do "par excellence">>140357767>honararyCruce.pngTop lel>>140357914;^)>>140359353>such as Proletina "Tina" Velichkova and John "J Pellz" Pellew.Absolutely agreed>>140360997>>140361011>>140361018What happened?
What's with the tattood guy in the audience, lol
>>140361121>What happened?First frame was ~40 minutes long. Jebb almost won, but then Ford zested him and stole the frame. It was quite a scene.
>>140361121>What happened?Ford played really well and stole the frame from Judd, pretty hard to describe there were quite a few very good pots
>>140361117>tfw the Eau de Cruce hits your nostrils
Ford Focus ffs
gwan /higgins/
> A cruce, by any other name, would smell as sweet
Tom Fraud
>>140360805I really want Mark Allen to win it, but he’s not going to. He chokes in situations like this. I will still be supporting him, however, and hoping Ronnie loses to a meme player in an earlier round. That is the only way you won’t be completely right with what you said.
>>140360882That’s Tom Ford, and my problem with him is that I can just tell, with absolute certainty, that he has an enormous cock. He’ll be far too busy shagging every woman in his hometown to practise snooker, and that’s why he’s not very good.>>140360925>Chris Henry>Steve PetersWhy don’t snooker coaches have last names?
>>140361169i can't make ss on eurosport app anymore reee
>>140361482How many blokes you know called Peters
>virgo gives that motivational speech then ford just misses the red anyways
Tom Ford get a grip you homosexual
if ford could win four frames so we get a third session, that would be lit
>>140361867It would be worthy of a Ford fiesta.
>>140362060
>2-2Not too bad>>140361205>>140361207Thanks, frens. Would be funny if Ford were able to keep this up.
>>140362060only if you can mustang the courage
Highlight so far was Virgo thinking Ford's hand warmers were sports psychologist help notes
MON JOHN
If he was really handsome, he would be the model, T. Ford.>Please wait a while before making a postREEEE DON'T YOU SEE HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS?
>>140361117>>140361209here's the collected reactions so far
>>140362244kinda felt bad for him he has probably never seen one
gwan wizzard uf rigshaw
If we was Norwegian he'd be Tom Fjord
gwan John
roll on John
John is running out of frames to rig
Jobbo died for this?
>coul'n'a pluyed i' any be'a 'an 'a'
Someone call an ambulance for the guy currently dying in the audience.
>>140362728allergic reaction to the stenchford it again tom
>>140355946i like kyren
fordbros
Ford too busy thinking about the fiesta when he wins
real pity trump's name isn't triumph
cock
>>140362728A snooker classic
here we go
some pretty great frame steals this match
>>140362864Somehow, I didn't like this one that much.
>>140362758>fordbrosDoes such a bro exist?
>>140363014We, the Anyone But Ronneh, Jebb or Shorn chads can turn into bros you wouldn't even think possible.
>judd vs trump is producing some kino snooker>you suddenly remember pang vs milkins
>>140363080okay i meant to say judd vs fordits maybe time to stop posting
>>140363080>judd vs trump
>>140360819>A grown man made a wager. He lost. He made another one – he lost again. End of story!
>>140309582New thread when
>>140363014Not many, owing to all the suicides.
>>140363130kek
>>140363080>judd vs trump>>140363130Kek.
>>140362793He strikes me as the sort of man to spend time with escorts.
>judd vs trump
Commentators mention jebb doesn't take every single pot on anymore yet again
*taps the post count*err Austriaboy
TOM FLAWED
>>140363014Against the Duddernaut? I'm a /fordbro/ lifelong.>>140363080>pang vs milkinsPure torture /kino/>>140363470>AustriaboyBut I didn't make this thread, Anon. And we are only on page 7 so Ken, the other Austrian, or someone else can make a new one tomorrow.
>>140363470Oh wait, I have had one baking for 3 days now. I will spring to action..............soon or in the morning
>Higgins shitting the bed againwew
>new threadfor what purpose
Tom you fucking jobber I thought Ford's were reliable
https://youtu.be/nyXOikCnL28
>snookering yourselfBravo
Fordo ;-;
If the winner of Higgins v Mork doesn't win I'll blow up the cruce
Wow that man has a lot of tattoos on his head
>>140364085Nice try Barry we all know it's you
Has Judd been taking lessons fron the molester?
>>140364093
>>140364085I have a sneaking suspicion it'll be Stephen Maguire in the final. He has the granite, but he's also a meme. He can't lose (until Ronnie beats him 18-3 obviously).
>>140363775because there's nothing quite like starting a fresh snooker world championship thread with 40+ posts about the west brits and the troof
H I G G (I N) S>Ford>>140364132Turned himself from the cueball into the black ball
>>140364093>>140364132maybe he's just hairy
>Robbo died for this
All the players mourning the crucible is making me sad >>140364155Which is why we shall wait until morning! Nice and crisp and like freshly fallen footbits upon a crusty bus seat
>>140364309>All the players mourning the crucible is making me sadI can't believe I'm wishing for China as the better outcome
>>140364247Sums it up alrightTommy jobbin' Ford
>>140364246Don't worry, Robbo would've managed to lose all these matches.
>>140364309>Nice and crisp and like freshly fallen footbits upon a crusty bus seatand I was just about to eat some pizza...
how much do you hate this meme cunt
>>140364465I like him, seems a cool guy
>>140364465I unironically I liked him when he won stuff but then he did absolutely fuck all as world champion and said "I didn't like it" and I hope he never shows his face again
>>140364465Dunno I think he might just be a bit educationally subnormal (case in point, the quiz show).
>>140364465I like him. He's the player Ronnie wishes he was (wins a World Championship doing stupid meme shots, truly and genuinely does not give a fuck about snooker) but he doesn't have the awful dick-riding GWAN squad.
>>140364465I liked him when he was a meme that could play some absolutely scintillating matches and beat anybody but was equally as likely to play the worst match of snooker you’ve ever seen. I guess he’s still a bit like that but winning the world championship was taking the piss. (I feel the same about Mörk to be perfectly desu, but at least his new miserable playing style pisses off all the pundits which is funny.)
Fri 26 Apr 11:00England David Gilbert [31] 5 - 3 England Robert Milkins [16]Wales Jak Jones [44] v China Si Jiahui [23]Fri 26 Apr 14:30Scotland Stephen Maguire [28] v England Shaun Murphy [8] England Judd Trump [3] 6 - 2 England Tom Ford [14]Fri 26 Apr 19:00England David Gilbert [31] 5 - 3 England Robert Milkins [16]Wales Jak Jones [44] v China Si Jiahui [23]just gotta pull through until Saturday evening somwhow
>>140364811>Fri 26 Apr 10:00BST
>>140364811>Farmer vs Milkman>Sigull>Maguire Murphy This is a good day of snooker
>>140364811Is this that mysterious shit? I watch matches that people actually want to watch. And you actually see it. You know, driving your car you see another car playing it. Go to the barber shop, you hear them playing it. You know, turn the radio on, and you hear them playing it. It's playing everywhere - it's called great snooker. It's called matches that you actually watch the frames. Not no mysterious shit, and you never see it.
>>140364811Thanks. But I wonder where the actual UK schedule poster is?>>140364233A lost relative of Ronnie perhaps?>>140364246>Tina cheers.jpgFor me, it's time for a post-work beer now
>>140365547>But I wonder where the actual UK schedule poster is?h-here!
>>140364863This is copypasta I have never seen before in my life. I was about to ask you to resume your previous drug regime and post about Freemasons again.
Has Seema been seen yet?!>>140365877>mfw:3
>>140366104I think Seema has moved to ITV now.
Ronnie is playing on Sunday if anyone wants to plan to go out this weekend.
>>140366137>YWNFSITV
