oilers edition
*AHEM*>be dallass newfag who won't shut the fuck up CONSTANTLY shitting up every thread>be unbearable retard for the last two weeks begging to play vegas>team loses home ice in game one and is the only home team to lose the opening game>come to /hoc/ and cope and seethe for being the shittiest home team so far in the playoffs>literally the smug mask over crying face wojak>r-regular season doesn't countcool, let's talk about how vgk are 5-2 in their last 7 playoff games!KWABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:^)
My kongs
>>140309789STOP TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING FLAMES ALREADY
>>140309804Self admittedly same guy btw
>>140309816I'm 37 retard.
>>140309819>only differing stat KEK
>new shitpost was born today (yesterday?)all me bros
>>140309825Cope.
>>140309819Holy shit are all Vegas fans midgets?
didnt read a word of this dallas STARSdallas STARSdallas STARSdallas STARSdallas STARSdallas STARS
>>140309835Lost their first match!
>>140309832KWAB>>140309835>posts the kid that gets knocked out jlmsKWAB What did xhe mean by this
>>140309835meant to link this >>140309804
>>140309839>>140309840At least they’re all taller than fucking5’6 tho
>>140309816>copey is a dwarf Thats probably why he’s so good at coping when you think about it lots of practice and such
Everyone say it with me:dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS
>>140309831knighties is in the west so yes, retard. cancucks have pajeets and chinks, anorks have ghetto niggas that'll kill you for a penny, kangzzz n shi and quacks have the same as the snorks but includes black women, yokes had beta numales (white), etc
I gotta say I enjoyed Taylor Swift’s new album. Especially the parts where she sows the seeds for dating me in the future
>>140309869who?
>>140309869>if you lose you winkwab
calm down copey
>>140309869>le pantera chantReminder that Vinnie Paul converted to a Golden Knights fan before he died.
Chinkmoot getting rid of the IP counter was a mistake. Samefagging is getting old.
>>140309892all me pusy
>>140309876>>140309885I can’t hear you all the way up here do you have a step ladder or something to climb I can at least pretend you’re a man and not a small child
>>140309816Wait was that really copey who said that?
>>140309896>>140309866>>140309831>>140309825>>140309816all me
>>140309896your shit fraud team lost the hockey game>>140309906i'm much older than 26 retard.
>>140309915lol cope : ^ )
Knights and Islanders
>hr later>it's already stale zzzzz
only gay retards post after me
>>140309931retard>>140309938of course it is. the shitposting newfag stars retards got btfo>>140309951maybe on planet gay retard
go stars
>ruins lost to the lffsUh.. KEK. How? I thought you fags were gonna sweep?
>>140309954>>140309958>>140309959>>140309964lmao you gay retards
>>140309968but you're gay retard too, gay retard
>>140309964He got a big old belly
The pain starts now. Watch out, las fagos golden shower cucks
>>140309982>if you lose you winKWABReminder that the team that won the cup last year had zero soft faggot pusy finns
jets better lose tomorrow
>other than the dallas starsAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKWAB
>>140310016zero chance
>>140310024canada will not get the cup this year
>>140310016Jets aren’t losing if fucking Georgiev is in net for the Avs
>>140310039>>140310024true desu
>check scores>all the bad guys won
>>140310050agreed. laffs got refpucked to a win
>pissing on modano's statuewdhmbt
>>140309975ffffffffUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKK!!!!!!
>Otter had 2 goals on first 4 shotsJesus that's pathetic
>>140310140stars are trash frauds desu. should've picked a better team.
At least my oilers won
My islanders were on track to win
Interesting how none of the 10 games went to OT yet
>>140310160When are they going to pull their weight in the broship?
>>140310163We're trying but we keep getting distracted by hololive during practice =(
>twelve shots
>>140310171true we're all so thankful for noel being in our lives
STARS SUCK
>>140310186She means so much to us
>>140310191wait!are you telling me a team full of choking loser mentality fags with a chocking loser mentality fag coach are the ONLY (1) team to lose game 1 as the home team?!?!?!?!?!
>>140310191no bully pls.we have alot of finns and we all know how much they idolize suicide.
>>140310208Bully at every possible opportunity. Your faggot newfag posters deserve to be humiliated.
Amazing how Dallas was better that the cheater franchise. Expected goals, higher danger chances, scoring chances... The league has to do something because having another lineup in playoffs is pretty bad looks for the integrity of the game.
>>140310227holy seething esl KWAB
>>140310227it was bullshit senpairefpuck fucked us and otter shit the bed :(
>>140310250>refpuckboth teams got two power plays
>>140310265dallas should've had at least 4
>>140310275>p-pls refs s-save us!KWAB
>>140310234Trashtros and Mild fans enjoyed their first win in the first game of the series last season too.>>140310250His 10 last games were a mirage.
>>140310308>Trashtros and Mild fans enjoyed their first win in the first game of the series last season too.that's cool bro who won the cup last year?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nftEz_CWW7Y
You lose even if you win
>>140310338Sounding real canadian with this finland
>>140310338starsesque
>>140310265>>refpuck>both teams got two power playsnot him but that's not how it fucking works, retard
>Vegspie is more annoying than houspie
>>140310386>r-ref puck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!let me tell ya something bud. both teams got two (2) power plays.one team scored on both. one team didn't score on either.:)
>>140310404kwab
.>:(
I went into this series dooming that we would lose. After this game I can very confidently say we will win now. We whooped their ass up and down the ice nearly the entire game. Just a strange start to the game, some weird puck bounces, etc. We are definitely winning this series.
>>140310444trips of truth
>>140310467>agreeing with reddit copeKWABYou're gonna need to find a goalie in the next two days that can save a fucking beach ball.
This fucking lineup shouldn't even be in the playoffs. Jim ''drinking at the job'' Montgomery has performed a miracle this season.
canes are leading the whole playoffs
Will Lucic lead Canada to another gold medal?
my shit team would wipe the floor with all these soft pussies
>>140310662OUR canesies :)
just
it's the day after the skellefteå vs rögle game and i am still fucking furious that the referees didn't give skellefteå that obvious 5 minute powerplay. apparently hockeyplayers from the referees favourite team (rögle) are allowed to do head tackles without consequence now. i tried to sleep of my fury but i am still mad and annoyed about it on the day after. i pray to god that there will be different referees in the next game. jesus fucking christ.
Now that everyone's played at least a game in the 'offs, who are the frauds this year?
>>140310757Yes but this time in the Olympics
>>140310869>laffs
like
My flamies :)
>>140311062Our flamies :)
So islesbros any reason Sorokin didn’t play game 1 or 2? Is he injured?
>>140311141this but with nylander and the leafs
>>140311150He didn’t play either? O_o dafuq goin on?
>>140311141>>140311150Ok I looked it up and Sorokin’s not playing because Patrick Roy wanted to go with Varlamov who’s got the hot glove (not anymore lol)And Nylander’s been out with an “undisclosed injury” make of that what you will.
>>140311150Nylander historically has performed in the playoffs. Its only natural that the laffs organization would mistake this for an injury
*sips*best time of the year
>>140311267Varly is still hot, the Isles D are just all retards
>>140311457Huomenta Finndude!
Utahceratops
>>140311062B A S E D
>>140311062>13 goals on 35 shotsNice to see that video game Edmonton upgraded their goaltending from real life.
>ruins
>>140311457good morning finnbro
>only shit games tonight
>>140311457>>140311949it's a great time for hockey :DDD
I'm still seething.
>11 saves on 15 shotsCrazy to think that the only reason people think otter is good because he played against sutters garbage high shot volume shitters 2 seasons ago.
remember when it was 3-0?
Gooooooooooood Morning Medieval Maniacs!
game 7 in saginaw tonight
>>140312214winner gets swept by london in the semis
>>140312109Just like my Islanders
>rags >kitties >assve >preds
>Sunbelters
There is only one option for the islandersThey gotta hustle harderRoy has to yell louder The fans got to emit an even fouler stench
>Lightning>Rangers>Avalanche>Canucks
>>140312389I almost wanted to put bolts as winning. they showed a lot of fight in game 1. let's see who's right :)
My Canes ARE going to win it all, btw.
>IT WAS 3-0
Eat cock randy
>Kitties>Craps>Jests>Pedos
>>140312459No.
Funny how the top 3 central teams have the hardest way to the finals while top 2 metro teams have the easiest
>>140309832My Canes beat their ass.
>3 goals on 12 shotsLmao Andersen is lucky he is not on a shitty team
>>140312481the entire western conference is hard whereas metro only has two decent teams
>>140312481the top 2 metro teams broke the mental of the rest of the division a long time ago, they all decided to roll over and tank instead
>>140312313Literally me right now it's so nice out
1. Connor McDavid — 2015, Average Rank: 12. Connor Bedard — 2023, Average Rank: 2.333. Auston Matthews — 2016, Average Rank: 2.674. Jack Hughes — 2019, Average Rank: 4.835. Macklin Celebrini — 2024, Average Rank: 5.176. Rasmus Dahlin — 2018, Average Rank: 67. Owen Power — 2021, Average Rank: 6.678. Nico Hischier — 2017, Average Rank: 7.929. Alexis Lafrenière — 2020, Average Rank: 8.7510. Juraj Slafkovsky — 2022, Average Rank: 9.67thoughts?
>>140312586>thoughts?nah
I’m going to the oilers game tomorrow. I’ll be in section 119 if you want to say hi :)
>>140312586lmao ok
monty should stick with swayman
>>140312609Some of you are good people. Don't sit in section 119 if you're going to the Oilers game tomorrow
>>140312609wear a vegas shirt so we can find you on the television
>>140312609based have fun :)
>>140312613lmao they are like cats. They like shiny
>>140312632I do love yelling “SOMEBODY SHOOT THE PUCK” on pps
>>140312646Based Canesbro
>>140312609Better know the /hoc/ secret handshake
>>140312613the response to this image
the assve need just to score at least 8 goals to win
>>140312646holy based
Isles bros…if what I’m hearing is true…was it really 3-0…?
>>140312646Hey, that’s my hand!
>>140312753Not a serious nation at all.
>>140312753Now he can fuck both his dogs
>>140312766I saved your image since it's cool
>wake up>check hockey twitter and jewtube>everyone asshurt over Stone getting the opening goalwhat a great morning
>>140312806God bless. I’ll take another when I got to a series 2 game
>>140312760I’m afraid so
My Broons should started Swayman. );
>>140312753The least insane Ontarian.
Why doesnt gary do anything about mark rocks rampant cocaine abuse
voracek retired
/biz/ idea:EU friendly hours for the ploff games
>>140312694The kings will be eliminated by the oilers for a third time in a row this year
>>140312979what was the smartest guy in the room's reaction?
>>140312968based we need happy hour hockey
>>140312975Still can't believe Kangs choked the sandbagging job
>>140312968/biz/ idea: completely change your sleep schedule according to the games.
>>140312984
>>140312984Here is the smartest guy and his reaction
>>140312942Shut up narc
>>140312986glad to have your support!>>140312997but I have a job which won't allow that :(
>>140313012O T T E RTTER
>>140312630>>140312841Love Ullmark, but agreed - Sway is the way.
Even Apple is getting tired of vegass
the state of nhl goalies this playoffs season
>>140313040Sadly they’re gonna alternate between the good goalie and the Finn…
>>140313054>Apple>Running defense for the haters and retards even in sportsGuess Vegas are the real good guys again this season
please stop responding to the fucking tripfag
>the finndoesn't even know about>the swedes
>>140313040Agreed
Wait a minute, Boston flashbacks?
>>140313065Is Tuukka back?
>>140313065>>140313100dont even joke about tuukka returning
>>140313099Not to mention the Cowboys shitting the bed against the Packers. Tough times in Big D.
>>140313100Meant Swede. Are we sure though he’s not ethnically Finnish?
>>140313110HOWBOUTTHEM COWBOYS
I want Vegas to beat Dallas now that fucking stars faggot shitty up the place for the last few weeks is really pissing me off.
for fucks sake stop responding to the tripfaggot
>>140313128it's a battle between villains. I prefer dallas though because of vegas' shenanigans
>>140313128>copey has been doing that for years>one guy does it for 2 weeks and hes literally hitler
>>140313151don't forget lol i troll u
>>140313156No one replies to him so its more sad than annoying
How much of a newfag do you have to be to get mad at lol i trol u?
>>140313141>le >>>>>>>>>shenanigansVegas did nothing wrongMark Stone was injured Feb 22McCrimmon went shoppingdeal with it
https://youtu.be/0cmfqV_i-_o?si=bSXmvV-lZSxI6yfgIt’s up!
>>140313151I’m used to Copey’s autism but I don’t want another retard to do what he does.
>>1403131723 years in a row, btw
>>140313172if anything, Mark Stone is probably back too early. Stone started no showing as the game continued. Hill also came back too early and reinjured himself. He hasnt been the same since.
>>140313192>came back regular season 2022 to play 9 games>missed ploffsI expect better informed idiots on here
>>140313192retard
>>140313207He didn't miss the ploffs?
>>140313231Retard
>>140313255Lolyeh okay that was dumbthey're still a bunch of cheaters though
>>140313261retard
>>140313231holy retard>>140313261>ok i was wrong but you guys still cheat somehowDanish mental gymnastics
can we discuss how disingenuous the lugenpresse are? this useless cunt was invisible for the entire game. he did not dominate. he had points in all 3 goals, but that doesnt mean he did jack shit or dominated. one bounced off a fucking stanchion in a fluke goal. credit for being involved, but its not domination. next assist a boston player lifts a stick of the guy matthews passes it to - he literally fails to make his pass in what normally would be a turnover - and tavares ends up with a goal off it. not intended receiver. not a play he set up and dominated. a fluke again. the third is his goal. a 150 foot pass from domi that he catches out of midair and carries in offside. literally offside and not called or questioned. hE hAd pOsSesSiOn nonsense. he carries the puck several strides and drops in front of him past the defensemen for a breakaway. its everything wrong with fucking hockey with these garbage cherry picking cheating offside 50/50 breakaway goals that only mouthbreathers like to cheer for hurr durr goal yay seal clap tier NBA dunking travel retardation that has no place in hockey. thats it. thats all this useless cunt did all game. him and marner invisible again, yet you have every media shithead that didnt watch the game claiming he dominated and finally showed up to a playoff game. he didnt. he was a complete nonexistent entity for 59 minutes with 2 fluke plays and a cheated offside cherrypicking breakaway. and i dont give a shit who wins this series or hate laffs or love boston. i hate that this is what hockey has become - fake superstars created by garbage rule changes and ignoring infractions to let the mouthbreathers seal clap at goals. all while the guy lilterally did nothing the entir efucking game.
>>140313334He scored the game winner cope and seethe
>>140313334bro I'm not reading all that
>>140313334Retard
>>140313334tldr?
>>140313334only an oiler fan can be this miserable
>>140313364the fuck kind of name is Timo Meier
>>140313364My Debbie’s ):
>>140313334You are so retarded I weep for those who have to deal with you
>>140313334for making such a shit post the bruins better eliminate the laffs
>>140313334USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>140313334
I can't decide which Leaf is going to do more damage to Canada at the Olympics: Matthews or Marner?
>>140313516the broons were awful yesterday. they need to get their act together tomorrow
would you rather make it to the finals and get swept or lose game 7 in the conference finals
>>140313334Cope. Matthews scored the winning goal.
>>140313543finals and get swept
>>140313543ask Panthers fans
>>140313516The leafs have a simple task - 3 home wins.
my dad is gonna die this week and everything is worse now...he was supposed to have 5 years not 5 weeks
>>140313640what does he have?
>>140313358>Boohoo
>>140313649stage 4 kidney/colon cancer with a now ruptured colon and an infection on which he's refusing surgery and has a dnr.
>>140313640I'm really sorry to hear that. Please spend as much time with him as possible before he passes
>>140313402>American education
>>140313402German names are more widespread than english ones in america. Don't play dumb.
>>140313664im so sorry anon, just be there for your dad in his last moments, it's all you can do now
>>140313640>>140313664I lost my dad nine years ago from colon cancer. Hang in there, fren. It will feel like the worst and most confusing and most worrisome time of your life, and the pain of losing your dad never really goes completely away, but you will adapt and you will become a stronger man because of it, and he will be proud of you. Best wishes to you and my most sincere condolences to you and your family.
>>140313640I’m real sorry Anon. It’s a heavy pain to lose a parent.Could I have his first name? I would like to pray for him and your family.0ypjp2
>>140313706No they are not. Smith and Miller are way more common than Schmidt and Müller.
not your blog
>>140313334Jesus christ, shut the fuck up
>>140313636They only have about a 50% win rate at home from the regular season...
>>140313744Miller is german
>>140313640Sorry to hear anon. Sending well wishes your way
>>140313733Ask for last name next if you get the first name
>>140313334Based
>>140313784Not the anon you replied to but trade names such as Miller, Smith, Fletcher, Gardener, Tanner, Baker, Cooper, Brewer, Woods, Mason, Cartwright, etc.. are generally considered to be Anglo-Saxon names in the United States.
>>140313877Those "anglo-saxons" are actually celts.
>>140313877>(((Mason)))
luv me >rags'ate the >crapsSimple as
>>140313640Just like my Islanders
>>140313979t.
>>140313821Putin can't conquer you fast enough.
>>140314009>>140314019bootyblasted
>>140314026Terrible
>>140314009>chang has gay porn on his PC
/hoc/ posting reddit screencaps and reposting full reddit posts. horrible.
>>140314019putin fears eastern europe, particularly finland
Who are the Canes bringing up for Pesce
https://youtu.be/kGvRmZ9npcY?si=ErT3EDoZbH0M8AcR
>>140314085Some cock eater
>>140309852Oh no no
>>140314126Oooooof
>>140314126me on the bottom right :(
>>140314126Hahahaha
>>140313640I’m so sorry anon. Just be with him as much as you can.
>>140314126The funny part is he’s the same height as Bedard
>>140314184bedard will grow, right?
>>140313919>celtscelts are totally fine in france or spain
Isles sisters calgarypuck is laughing at us
Then stay there
>>140314202Probably not but that’s okay. Theyre both very good for being hobbits
>>140314208just like my islanders
>>140314202God I hope not
>5 secondary assists
>>140314257retard
>>140314126>>140314126>shorter than March Assaultlmao
>>140314229May be a dumb question but is the reason Stankoven and Bedard are really speedy because they’re small and it’s less mass to move? They both just seem to be fasting and have a better turning radius than some of the bigger players Like are there any advantages to being small in hockey?
>>140314302Marchessault is a midget Conn Smythe
>>140314257the oilers might actually beat the nucks
>>140314202>he thinks you need height to be good at hockey
>>140314019Russian navy status?
Carolina is a very unlikable hockey team and i'm tired of redditors thinking they're some lovable squad.
>>140314334Unlock it bud
>>140314330lost to japan
>12 letters >Vodka, cream, and Kahlúa Help a nigga out
>>140314302You have to be fast to succeed at that size so that's what they've worked on while developing. It also gives you a lower center of gravity so you can stay on the puck a bit better sometimes.
>>140314364white russian
>>140314371Okay that makes a lot of sense
https://twitter.com/nmoroch/status/1782715757261963532
>>140314324you need to weigh more than 140lbs to play in the nhl
>>140314385No it doesn’t fit
>>140314324crosby is no midget
>>140314388who the hell is the glass banger?
Shit games today
>>140314405Sad
>>140314385>>140314395I take it back you were right thank you
>>140314405>kitties vs bolts >aves vs jets I'm excited
>-328
>>140314455we do not care
>>140314455craps have no business being in the playoffs
>>140314491Just like my islanders
>>140314388Dallass already imploding and its only been 1 game>>140314491>>140314516Just like my Kangs
>>140310066I still remember riding the train home from a 2003 playoff game against the Stars and everyone was chanting "HOMO-DANO". It was awesome.
>>140314516the race for the final two spots in the east proved that nobody deserved them
>>140314330
>>140314554Dallas always gets game 1’d in the ploffs
>>140314562My penguins did ):
>>140314126Imagine if Oleksiak still played with them and you would put him next to him
>>140314388Is he 5'4? Gretz towers over him
>>140314574So did Vegass. Even local Vegas media thought VGK would lose last night.
>>140314562The Blues are more competitive than both those fraud teams
>>140314405Marner plays tomorrow
>>140314578No they fucking didn't
>>140314631Well it’s probably gonna be a tight series that goes to 7.
>>140314648Unlock it bud
>>140314389Have you seen Wayne Gretzky?Damn twig and that was back when people could kill each other
Rangers > your team
>>140314711I agree
At least the Islanders made it to the playoffs
>>140314639correct
>>140314693he could only do 7 push ups
>>140314879Getting swept doesn’t count
Any good games tonight?
>>140314693Thats fuckin gretzky though he was a human freak
>>140314987the publix bowl is on
>>140314987blots-panties
good morning krakhead nation of /hoc/ (and others)
>>140314987That depends, are you retarded?
>>140315014Playoff team discussion only
>>140314987>rags/crapsAwful>battle of floridaShould be decent, a loss could represent the end of Tampa>avs/jeetsGame of the night>nuckies/perdsShould be decent
>>140315046What're you gonna do about it, leaf?
>>140315050>Should be decent, a loss could represent the end of Tampatampa hasnt had a home game yet retard
>>140315050good summary
>>140315061Call the governor on you
>>140315063tampa can't recover from a 0-2 deficit
>>140315063If they lose game 2 they aren't winning 4 of the next 5 games. They're markedly inferior to what they have been in the past.
>>140315074Tell him I said "krak".
>8 letters>short-lived fads Also go Jets
McDavid is now top 5 all time in playoff points against the Kings
>>140314987No
>>140315198It’s actually insane how good at hockey this autistic midget head is. Every time he has the puck my butthole puckers
>>140315236Just like Barzal
>>140315236Insane how everyone on the other team tries to cover him at the same time. buddys got 3 guys on him no wonder hymans got 50 tucks he's just standing there all by himself in front of the net
That auston matthews goal was the sexiest goal I have ever seen. I used to dream about scoring goals like that and wake up in a cold sweat knowing I would always be a house league hero
>>140315406Auston Matthews has 1 more playoff goal than Zach Hyman
>>140315406Hey fag, the url you meant to punch in is "reddit.com"
>>140315441McDavid effect buddy was a playoff ghost in toronto
>>140315454He was under orders to pass to a playoff ghost
lol it’s already over
>>140315478He just stood in front of the net
>>140315490lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololLMAO even
>>140315490HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>140315490it's fucking OVER, enjoy the cup oil bros
>>140315515>202-4
go Ice Bear
Krusty the Clown drank from the Stanley Cup. Not only that, he puked it back in.Mad how this season flew by so fast.
>>140315540men have done far worse things to the cup
>>140315490it's over
>>140315540Daniel alfredsson never won the cup what
>>140315540Our Debbie’s will get them next year bro!>>140313406
>>140315524If it makes you feel better, for the 3-2 (348-93) pack 4 of the 93 were the Ducks in 4 consecutive years
>>140315527polar bears are my favourite animals. :)
>>140315521Good thing they brought him back to lock up the division lmao
what the FUCK is nylander's problem?
>>140315581Aids
>>140315570good choice :)
Can someone help me understand laffs fans? Last night after the first period they were ready to trade everyone and fire all staff, now the cup parade is back on schedule
>>140315581matthews bruised his mangina
>>140315580They brought him back so he wasn't completely cold going into the playoffs. He played in the meaningless game 82 as well.
>>140315596that's most fanbases, teebeeaich
>>140315596now that they beat the bruins once, they're convinced of a surefire victory. watch them change their opinions after a loss to them
>>140315596Its called passion sorry your shit sunbelt franchise doesnt have it
>>140315490Theyll be fuckin fine its only trashville
Best case scenario we squeeze out the series with DeSmith and Demko comes back full strength for the Oilers. Doable but definitely much harder now.
>>140315626agreed. they can win regardless
>>140315626Desmith is shit
>>140315615kek
Its called a post-expansion cup win sorry your shit leaf franchise doesnt have it
>>140315603Fucking goalies man
>>140315645Its 2024 theres no good goalies anymore they just gotta keep pucks to the outside
>>140315490>>140315521Pedos gonna violate the nuckiecuckies for real this time
>>14031566832 teams has stretched the goalie pool thin
>>140315697And that's a good thing. Having an elite starter should mean something
>>140315697Thank you Gary
I. too, am 5'6" and speed was my strength playing hockey growing up. almost got killed a few times. the manlet hate is real
>>14031570640 teams is going to result in ahl-tier goalies being starters
>>140315596That's what "people" from Toronto are like
>>140315490My bracketsies ):
>>140315704if the league shrunk to 24 teams every team would be decent
>>140315752this thread would still call all of them shit
>>140315752Someone has to lose. In the O6 era the Bruins and >rags were complete jokes and the Blackhawks were playoff fodder.
>>140315704None of them win though spending shitloads of money on a goalie just doesnt make sense with the cap
>>140315773I know but the games would be improved
>>140315773Some things never change
>>140315804t. leastern conference fanThere hasn't been a bad game out west
Wow such a calm day on /hoc/ today
>>140315839all of the western conference playoff matchups are entertaining (except for the kings)
>>140315804The quality of the games is not holding back the league from doing anything, hockey is an unapproachable rich kid sport outside of like minnesota
>>140315596Talk about cope. They played a good game 1 despite the score. You guys are the ones that were shitting on them saying they were gonna get swept after one game. I’m not a leafs fan and their d and goaltending are still shit, but get real.
>>140315849franchises should be forced to have youth academies like european teams
>>140315658Boooo!
>>140315846the canadian fans are temporarily placated while they still have delusions of winning the cup
>>140315849Those kids in minnesota pay a different way...
Gary is trying to get rid of the art of goal tending because more goals = high profits
>>140315490>>140315521>>140315660IT NEVER EVEN BEGAN
>>140315867Canadians werent the problem this time last night
>>140315857the bruins are shit, I knew it was going to be a 6-7 game series
>>140315861They already do that
Laugh about the laffs all you want, but they played hard in the third period yesterday. Also, wtf was that pp from the Bruins? Dreadful stuff!
>>140315857We'll see how the home games go. So far it's right on script with them splitting the series on the road before coming home to dump both.
>>140315924all according to plan. game 7 choke incoming
ROBERTO LUONGOCOME ON DOWN
>>140315515>leading 2-1 is barely better than leading 1-0Weird
I'm sick for DemkoHas never really had a chance to establish himself as one of the premier goalies in the NHLLots of injuries a long runway to a starter role with Markstrom and now after finally cleaning up the defensive mess here he gets untimely hurt.9yrs we waited and to have playoffs and a dozen since a team that was any type of contender and now this....Upsetting
>>140315596>have LE TOP SCORER>has the same amount of goals this playoff as some goon rookie on the >ragsLOLOL
>>140315993Desmith was shit for my penguins and is still shit despite him being on a better team.
>>140315991You're closer to the finish line. It also means you either swept your home games (and thus are the higher seed) or took at least one game on the road (and thus can potentially win again on the road if need be)
If our defence plays like game 1, we can win.Oftentimes in the playoffs, the opposing team focuses on the starting goalie so much that they forget about the backup goalie. It’s happened before too. Adin Hill last year, Cam Ward in 2006, Halak in 2010, Jordan binnington in 2019. Our depth and defence is good enough to get past this round too
>>140315882The high take of a 12 year old retard
>>140315596most are brown. you are american. you should have enough fatigue to know how retarded such a fanbase would be.
>>140316059>ouryou are not playing you fucking fat fuck. you are jerking off to grown sweating men and think you are one of them. you are not. buying a chinese knockoff sweater with another mans name on it is so fucking cucked and homosexual, its not funny. but actually thinking you are one of them and speaking on their behalf is pathetic.
>>140316059>this round
>>140316103Newfag alert
>>140316103>mad>at OUR nuckies
>>140316103>not self inserting for best entertainment valueFuckin casual
i thought i was part of the team this whole time ='(
>>140316069Says a faggot who looks like this lol>>140313406
>>140316103>so fucking cucked and homosexualYou watch hockey too, freak.
Shanon’s a fucking retard, he just figured out today that Alex Merulo gets to keep the coyotes history and the only thing that was moved to Utah was the hockey opts side.
these guys that get so mad about wearing a jersey with a players names or saying "we" about a team are always the most insecure fake tough guy losers
>>140316131You are
If it's not the knee (speculating that it's a groin strain) him sitting out tonight may be completely precautionary. And they reevaluate how he feels later in the week.They have to be extremely careful. If he pushes ahead and ignores the strain, and it turns into a full tear, well now he's 100% done for the year.This could all just be the media putting gas on the fire, because it's a big story.
>>140316170thanks i feel better now =)
>>140316168Ok numale
>>140316129explain possibility for grandfathers to fuck and have a kid if they both dead?
>>140316168https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN1WN0YMWZU
>>140316215Retard
>>140316168true + the people who say we get ridiculed when their team loses so they're justified in saying we
>>140316215Who told you that war was only fought between 18 year olds? Was it the communists agitators trying to destroy us from the inside?
I was surprised by the amount of canes jerseys I saw yesterday at chipotle
>>140316231Holy jen
I Pray every evening that either Rangers or Toronto win the Stanley Cup.That would put hockey back on the world mapI hope there won't be another win for a Gary team
uh, single mothers give me the ick but she's all over my ig. I'm moving soon anyway, couldn't hurt
>>140316231>British humour
>>140316231not one (1) chuckle from me and my teammates on the toronto maple leafs professional hockey team.
>>140316327is the kid at least white?
Why would a Canadian team even bother trying to qualify for the Garyoffs
>>140316274same. if my team doesn't win, I want a canadian team to win
>>140316274i cannot endorse any outcome where jews and queers feel good about themselves and their team.
>>140316231The one guy's just trying to engage in workplace conversation about sports and the other guy is just seething
>>140316371probably, this is a caucasian town
My islanders can still win the series
>>140316427Retard
>>140316427The islanders blow so hard I have no idea how they got this far
>>140315615>sunbelt franchiseLOL
>>140316427Kek
>>140316451The garypoint
>>140316427JEN
>>140316448>>140316451>>140316454>>140316479I'm being serious chuds the canes are huge frauds
>>140316508We know but the islanders suck
>>140316508they are but the islanders shouldnt even be in playoffs
business idea: /hoc/ sues gary
habs would be up 2-0 on the bruins, btw
>>140316427>>140316508The shot attempts were 82-11 in the 2nd and 3rd period.
When the Rangers win the Stanley Cup you're all gonna have to stop saying >rags
>>140316525>habs posting>from the bottom of the Atlanticis this you?
>>140316508Retard
my local team is going to the semis for the first time since 2007 :)
>>140316103mental illness and retardation detected
>>140316522/hoc/ would never win, he's too powerful
just got the script faxed from gary.he says vegass is winning again to promote the league to utah. sorry boys.
>>140316103i'm a canuck
>>140316550
>>140313640I'm sorry to hear this brother.
>>140316631>mark "conn smythe" stonegary is so based
>>140316631this sounds too likely. thanks gary
>>140316586based :)
>>140316631>*breaks Gary's script*THE PLAN HAS CHANGED
>>140316476I thought that was wayne gretzky by the thumbnail
>>140316550For me it's the Sharks
>>140316677Based.
>>140316691jen
The islanders won 38 games out of 82
>>140316631I should have known
I’m told Demko has an injury to the same knee that recently kept him out 5 weeks, even if it may not be a reoccurrence of the same injury. Had an MRI yesterday. Also hearing same as others, questionable to return for the series. #Canucks
>>140314388KWAB apparently they told him he can't hold up his sign anymore and he's having a meltdown on twitter.
>>140316747yeah they suck
>>140316677gary doesn't script cock eating but that never stops you
>>140316813Honestly thought that guy was a planted fan
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