Top NFL Headlines - April 23, 2024 Cardinals won't make any draft deal for 4th overall pick before they are on the clockSource: Texans signing linebacker Jacob Phillips to one-year dealRams' Kupp optimistic he can regain Offensive Player of the Year formBengals DE Sam Hubbard had extensive ankle surgeryReport: Jonathan Kraft is ‘heavily involved’ in Patriots’ decision-making on No. 3 pickReport: Jaguars 'have explored moving up' in 2024 NFL draftChiefs agree to contract extensions with head coach Andy Reid, GM Brett Veach, president Mark DonovanFalcons could be punished for tampering allegations ahead of draftGM John Lynch says 49ers 'having good talks' with Brandon AiyukBroncos unveil new uniforms focused on altitude, peaks of Denver, add in 1977-inspired throwbackJayden Daniels addresses Raiders interestTyreek Hill appreciates Mike McDaniel more after 'he called me out' in loss to ChiefsLongtime Falcons QB Matt Ryan officially retires from NFLJets agree to trade QB Zach Wilson to BroncosColts owner Jim Irsay won't be in draft room amid recoveryNFL Draft is in 2 days!
>>140312513>Falcons could be punished for tampering allegations ahead of draftWhat did they do>Broncos unveil new uniforms focused on altitude, peaks of Denver, add in 1977-inspired throwbackOld uniforms are nice but I hate "throwback" marketing
>>140312758They talked to Cousins before they were supposed to
>gay capital of the midwest drafts a gay qbit's like pottery, it chimes
>>140312758Throwbacks should have just been their new primaries and basically everyone agrees.
>>140312513>Jets agree to trade QB Zach Wilson to Broncosgrim
Zach Wilson played good when the offensive line was able to block every 20 or so plays
>>140312811Both of those teams think they've reached the bottom and they can only go up from hereTruth is they have yet to hit terminal velocity
>>140312513>Tyreek Hill appreciates Mike McDaniel more after 'he called me out' in loss to Chiefs
>>140312827He was still very mediocre. Not amazing. Zach is a QB who will make mental mistakes every time and thats why he got traded away.
>>140312835trading a 6th round pick for a guy who was drafted 2 overall by a traditionally hapless organization is a good gamble imo. Probably not going to work out but neither is the guy they were going to use that pick on
>>140312836>cries because his old team gave his jersey number to someone elsedude is touched in the head
Don't care for Mahomes, Reid or Kelce, but I'm happy to here Reid is locked in for the foreseeable future. I hope they continue to wreck the Bills in increasingly comical and devastating ways until every single fan dies of self-induced liver poisoning in Minecraft .
>>140312792Are you saying JJ McCarthy is gay? Because that's who the Vikings are probably going to draft.
>>140312928reid isnt going to live long enough to see the end of the contract
>>140312937you telling me this nigga isnt fruity?
>>140312885Zach ruined himself, but I will not give the Jets organization a pass either. They didn't exactly give him a great situation, and not making him benched all of 2023, regardless if Aaron was hurt or not, was a horrible move.
Who are you bottom-5 teams this year?For me it's >Broncos>Giants>Patriots>Panthers>Saints
>>140312885It wasn't a 6 though. They traded a 6 and got Wilson with the Jets eating half his salary and a 7 back. Net value to the Jets isn't even a 7.
>>140312946Either gay or just a christfag (gay), hard to tell
>>140312965In orderPanthersCommandersJetsRaidersSeahawks
I think it's more likely than not that the cowboys miss the playoffs this year
Who here /vaccinated/? I got my third booster yesterday for work and I’m worried I’m going to wind up in the Hambulance
>>140312965>SaintsThey will probably win 7-9 games again this year. Definitely drafting at least 1 tackle and will have a better offensive scheme with actual decent playcalling to take advantage of the players they have. Don't forget that Dennis Allen is actually a good defensive coach.
>>140312513Soon
>>140313023I refuse to believe itthey're all in
>>140312991>CommandersWho?
>>140313038Two more weeks
Caleb Williams is hot
>>140313111The 2nd most popular football team in the DC metropolitan area.
>>140312965I'm a bottom
>>140313342How BOUT them Cowboys!
>>140313182Aaron Rodgers.....you don't have to say that publicly.
Who are you top-5 teams this year?For me it's>Chiefs>49ers>Lions>Bengals>Texans>Eagles and Ravens missed the cut.
>>140313121>>140313038Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says she'll open her legs for you but only if you've been vaxxed 6 times. Would you do it?
Dude's name is Anus Smith lmao
>>140313527Yeah, I'm pretty desperate.
>>140313495Drop Bengals for Eagles, Rams, or Packers
>>140313495ChiefsEagles49ersLions PackersThat's right, 4 NFC teams in my top 5. NFC is on the rise.
>>140313527If I took a 7th booster would I get to have anal with her? I probably would, I would fuck the liberal out of her. She’d be carrying my conservative babies
>>140313571>>140313582Last time we saw the Eagles they were getting their ass beat by Baker Mayfield. Their roster is stacked to the tits, but they aren't the same without their coordinators who left and it is not clear if that has been fixed. The last time we saw the Bengals healthy they were one of the best teams in the league so it's just a question of will they stay healthy.
>>140313623The Bengals choked against the Texans and were losing to the Ravens in the game Burrow was hurt. The Eagles started last season 10-1 before an unprecedented collapse, I have faith that Moore and Fangio will be a lot better than Desai and the other guy and that the Eagles will be better than the Bengals.
>>140313571>PackersPackers are the biggest frauds. What exactly did they accomplish last season? They won against a Cowboys team that is known for choking, big deal. Their win against the Chiefs was the most fluke win of the 2023 season. Several Chiefs players left the game due to injuries. Several as in 7 or more.
>>140313708Cope, bitch.
>>140313683>The Bengals choked against the Texans and were losing to the Ravens in the game Burrow was hurt. The Bengals have only been healthy twice during the 4 year Burrow era. The first time they were healthy they went to the owl. The 2nd time they were healthy they lost in the AFC championship game. Don't confuse the injured Bengals team with the healthy one.
Don't confuse the injured Bengals team with this bussy.
Actual improvement over the originals but still eh.
>>140313795If only the font was better. Still that red helmet looks amazing in the mockups.
>>140313708They looked good in the playoffs, they were pretty close to beating the niners. Overall they looked better later in the year than early, and they were a very young team. Signs point to them being on the upswing.
>>140313795The horns should be on their primary helmet. Not a fan of the two alternates desu.
>>140313038I got the jab so I could go to a concert with a woman who ended up being my gf. Never saw the point of boosters even before covid but it's probably because I'm young.
>>140313683Bengals had the lead when Burrow got injured
>>140313708Packers looked much better as the season progressed. They should be a wild card at the very least in a weak NFC. >Their win against the Chiefs was the most fluke win of the 2023 seasonYeah and you proceeded to bitch because of injuries that happened. lol. there were at least 5 more fluke games that happened and at least three of them did not involve the Packers.
>>140313864Ok then I was bussy mistaken
>>140313708The 2 biggest fluke wins of the season were the 49ers against the Packers and Lions.
>>140313795Red is FCS tierWhite is who cares tierBlue is ok
>>140313795The light blue looks like surgeon gloves, the 3 on that jersey looks like a bottle opener.
>>140313495Not sure about the Bengoids and ToxinsBurrow is 1 hit a way from permanently fucking his hand up and the Toxins won't have a cupcake schedule this season plus CJ put up a year of tape
The Saints really should draft a tackle but I started looking at highlight videos of Brian Thomas Jr and now idk......
Pretty good, I think. I don't know if Fautanu will be there at 16, they might have to trade higher. But I'm sure he's high on their board, it's a great fit.
Jayden Daniels' agent
>>140314113>hurr no every player needs every eye on them, film doesnt exist, and theres not ten million staffers or downtimeHis agent is retarded.
Can Sean Payton tard wrangle Zach Wilson?
>>140314223No. Denver just signaled its punting on hard the season. Going for a top 3 pick next year. Dont be surprised if they trade down in an effort to get picks for next year.
>>140313864Joe Burrow and Lamar have only been healthy for 1 game against eachother. We've been robbed of kino for years.
>>140313795luv me some battle red. Simple as
>>140313562he was one of the few bright spots on that team the past few years
>>140314113I think it's brilliant. Seeing them side by side lets you better compare them.
>>140314403You just know they gave them the hollywood treatment when they visited
I kind of went trade-crazy, I dunno. Also I fucked up because I realized too late I didn't find a spot for Byron Murphy to go. I think it's still decent though.
>tfw the draft is always around my birthday The pick is in for this birthday boi
>>140314429Raiders getting aggressive for a QB isn't farfetched. Their roster is starting to come together.
>>140314465Happy birthday. Who do you want your team to pick?
>>140314429i see the bears trading down for brian thomas or an interior olineman or picking latu at 9 if odunze is gone. picking a tackle that high when you only have 2 picks the rest of the draft is a bit of a waste, braxton jones is pretty good and only getting better as a former day 3 pick from some fcs school that god forgot
>>140314494kek didn't even realize that nabers was still on the board, it seems like a foregone conclusion that he's not escaping the top 6. interesting decision to pass on him for fashanu
>>140312513Predict the Headlines if Caleb has a poor rookie season: "Chicago is QB Purgatory, Caleb Williams is another example of the Franchise's ineptitude in developing QBs".
>>140314565HAHAHAHA. After all the bending they did for fields? You havent seen NOTHING.
>>140314494>>140314546It was between Nabers and Olu. I went Nabers last time I did a mock so I switched it up.I don't see Nabers going higher than 6 (I think the Giants will prefer Odunze) but I could definitely see someone trading up to 7 or 8 to grab him.
can the NFL hurry up and take away the Falcons pick at #8
Is this why Russ left her?
>>140314652She a baddy, Russ missed out.
>>140314403Agree. DC Chads, we eatin'
Is Laiatu Latu really going to fall down boards because of a neck injury from over 3 years ago and hasn't affected him since his surgery? He's clearly EDGE1.
With COVID still running rampart, how will the NFL run this years draft? Stay boosted guys.9ers fan btw!
>While NFL teams will never openly admit to it, tampering is rampant around the league ahead of free agency. However, teams rarely get caught because players are usually smart enough to keep their mouths shut about any illegal contact with the coaching staff or trainers.>Apparently, Falcons quarterback Kirk Cousins didn’t get the memo. During his introductory press conference, Cousins admitted to talking with the team’s head athletic trainer before he was technically allowed to.>“There’s great people here,” said Cousins during his intro presser. “And it’s not just the football team. I mean, I’m looking at the support staff. Meeting, calling yesterday, calling our head athletic trainer, talking to our head of P.R.”Fucking kek, what was Kurt thinking?
>>140314652he left her because she fucked golden tate
Does Caleb Williams have any chance of developing into a franchise guy in Chicago? Any chance at all? Or is he doomed before he starts?
>>140312938You keep saying this but the dude's a millionaire with access to copious amounts of adrenochrome harvested from chinese orphansHe'll be fine
>>140314710>da burrs>franchise qbpick one
>>140314706>he pays for pffwew
>>140314677reportedly the medicals for both him and penix were encouraging. jaelan phillips ended up as edge1 of his class (since parsons was drafted as an off-ball lb) despite also having to medically retire in college, so i don't think latu will fall too far. turner will probably go ahead of him because of raw athleticism, but i except latu to be the next edge off the board
Tyreek Hill looks like such a bitch ass >hmushhfhhh fuggin had smthn special u shouldve retired my jersey mhdfmmhmmm bag fmfmffmm chiefs legend >fgffhfff why give #10 away ffkhdssdhhf running back mhhhushhfhhhhh like Pacheco ain't won more rings than Tyreek in KC in a shorter amount of time.Shouldn't have chased the bag.Retire 15, 87, 95 and 7 from the Chiefs Dynasty era.
>Bengals re-signed exclusive rights QB Jake Browning to a two-year contract through the 2025 season./sp/s new thot queen is back
>>140314766already pumped n dumped
>>140314706Not a bad one but Eagles taking Adonai Mitchell stands out as a terrible prediction. They're going to go CB or OT, probably with a small trade-up.>16 Fautanu>17 Mitchell>18 Fashanu>19 Arnold>20 Latham>21 MimsThere's zero chance they stay at 22 if these are the guys available.
>>140314766wtf is she wearing? how does she take a piss?
>>140314710>does justin fields have a chance in chicago?>does mitch trubisky have a chance in chicago?>does jay cutler have a chance in chicago?>does kyle orton have a chance in chicago?>does rex grossman have a chance in chicago?>does kordell stewart have a chance in chicago?>does jim miller have a chance in chicago?>does cade mcnown have a chance in chicago?>does shane mathews have a chance in chicago?>does erik kramer have a chance in chicago?>does steve walsh have a chance in chicago?>does jim harbaugh have a chance in chicago?>does mike tomczak have a chance in chicago?>any chance at all?
>>140314710yes. he's entering arguably the best day 1 situation a first overall qb has ever had, which will spare him a lot of the adversity he might not have been able to handle otherwise. but lots of people think magically and not rationally, so they'll say "durr they never had an elite qb before, so they can never ever have one in the future because they're le heckin CUUUUURRRRRRSED"
>>140314808:( Please tell me there's a chance. Lie to me, I don't care. I just want to know what hope feels like.
>>140314793Yes, she has to get naked, but it's fine because she is in a luxury box.Yes, it's also okay because most of the NFL world got to watch her bounce around in skin tight fabric that hugged her birthday suit and she got to spend weeks reading instagram/twitter comments about how much people want to lay pipe in her baby maker.
>>140314710>>140314808Caleb is going to be a bonafide franchise QB. It's been a long time coming for Bears fans and I understand their trepidation but this kid is about to finally break the cycle.
>>140314840there are no lies believable enough to create hope for this franchise, embrace the doom anon
>>140314789>dumpedDid he move on?
>>140314840The only way he isn't going to be good is if he somehow dies before the season is over
>>140314613nope, no last-minute pick-forfeiting shenanigans this time
>>140314832>so they'll say "durr they never had an elite qb before, so they can never ever have one in the future because they're le heckin CUUUUURRRRRRSED"No, simply put they've never had an elite QB because their ownership/management has no clue how to hire, keep and maintain a positive front office that can develop a QB and successful winning culture.He's doomed before he started because Chicago, in their entire tenure existing as a team has never once corrected this. Even with mediocre to above average QBs, a competently coached QB drafted from 2000 and later should be able to get a 4,000 yard passing season. Chicagos passers? Well they just can't, because they get ruined in the development phase.This is further ruined by Chicago and managements infatuation with old school football and winning with an elite defense as opposed to ever developing a competently lead culture on the offensive side of the ball. I'll believe it when I see it and Chicago actually turns it around. I however am not holding my breath for Caleb Williams, the guy who jumped into the crowd and cried in his mama's arm after losing a bowl game to will his way to greatness.
>>140314791Perhaps no one will want to trade back to 22 - it's a pretty shit pick.
>>140314868what no? Browning was cheering Burrow and Chase on when they were tag teaming her
>>140314565“Chicago Fans Frustrated With Homosexual Quarterback”
>>140314905evaluate the current roster, not the ones ryan pace built 5 years ago, or other regimes built in an era where scouting was far less advanced
>>140314946>evaluate the current rosterI am, having good players doesn't matter if the coaching/culture isn't right in the film room, in practice etc.I won't believe it can happen for the Bears until they make it happen. Who knows we'll see.
>>140314927>bigoted fans attack defenseless young man
>>140314988When it does happen you'll probably be in denial anyway. Like you are about the Lions right now.
Quinyon Mitchell might be good but he shouldn't be CB1 and I wouldn't want >my team to draft him higher than like 20 overall.
what was the trade comp for Zach Wilson?
I don't think I believe this.
>>140315078A glorified pick swap and money split.
>>140315013I liked the lions and hope they have continued sustained success. They've been proven to successfully develop passers before with Matt Stafford and now goffs redemption arc and they're rebuilding the culture completely. The black jerseys this year are a reminder, something Dan and Co wanted but ownership would only do if they won the division. Bears haven't even reached that step but it's more so due to their old school philosophy on how to build and run a football team. Bears to me have to show me they can change. Like the browns have to show me Haslam can learn to handle a playoff caliber team without immediately blowing it up in an attempt to become Superbowl contenders in one off-season.
>>140315078Pick 203 for Wilson and pick 256. Plus the Jets are paying half of his $5.5 mil salary.
>>140314706Packers would take McKinstry over Barton if DeJean isn't available
>>140314766Bod is tight but face is beat
>>140315078Jets converted a 7th round pick into a 6th round pick.
>>140313795Not bad but but the bull horns should be the main helmet and I don’t like how everything is getting darker, red is a better primary than black
>Drake Maye +370 odds to go #2Easiest 370 dollars I'm ever gonna make. Laughing at all the suckers who think they're taking Daniels.
>>140314710nigga has a pink phone and paints his fingernails...
>>140314766wood
My Texies :)
>>140315244I'm capping this for Thursday just in case.
Are Falcons fans actually happy with Kirk Cousins? You're never going to win a Super Bowl with him.
>>140315292beating the Saints is their super bowl
>>140315292In that weak division at least they'll get a playoff shot.
>>140314684based reddit9ers.
>>140315277Toxins*
>>140315292Fuck no but Arthur Blank is going to live to 110 and will never hire anyone competent
I wonder what the amount of coping will be when Caleb Williams becomes the next Mahomes. Right now it’s:>fuck this guy… he gay!After game 3 of the regular season it will be:>I always knew he was going to be good, Williams is le based!
>>140315433Sauce?
>>140315292>>140315308>>140315309If your team isn't the Chiefs or 49ers you're not allowed to act so cocky. The Falcons have just as much chance of winning an owl as your team. Read: zero chance if you're not a Chiefs or 49ers fan.
>>140315472Cassidy Klein, I really want her to have my children.
>>140315483>49ers
>>140315483I already acknowledge my team is shit, doesn't mean I can't state the obvious about other teams.
>>140315433Post moar >>140315487Thanks, gonna masturbate here in a minute.
>no talk about the Toxins new uniswhat even is this general for?
6 teams have won a super bowl in the last 10 years and >my team is one of them :^)
>>140315584Cheers brother
>>140315577Read the general first before replying
>>140315433and there it is
>>140315483Niners and Chiefs are not on the same level. Niners have deluded themselves into believing it, but it's simply not true.
>>14031558431 teams have made it to a conference championship game. >My team is the one that hasn’t :|
>coach prime >coach primate
>>140315621The cards are cringekino at it's finest, the chargers are just cringe
>>140315487>KleinStopped reading there. No thanks.
>>140315584>>14031564827 teams have made it to a conference championship game since 1996 and >my team is one of them :^)
>>140315877>>140315648This pic is outdated. There's even more teams on this list now after the owl win.
This pic is also outdated. Mahomes has 15 playoff wins and he's only 28. Brady only had 12 playoff wins by age 30!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>140315951I thought the Broncos were getting Bo Nix
>>140315433Fuck this is so hot
Giving Nike the uniform deal is one of the biggest mistakes the NFL has ever made.
>>140315951How many minutes of contemplating catching passes from Nix before Jefferson demands a trade?
>guy tailgating me in our own subdivision in the middle of the dayI'm gonna start killing people
Eagles super bowl confirmed
>>140315996The nfl just doesnt care. It's only going to get worse when the nfl starts letting shit like "city connects" and then later one offs.
>>140315996You don't like our ugly ass, overdesigned uniforms?!
>>140315433Moar please
>>140315996>>140316019>>140316020Try buying a Nike fan jersey, they’re fucking trash. They were designed to fit a bunch of chinks, there’s no room for shoulders or chest it’s like wearing cardboard.
Are you people not at work right now? Fap when you get home
>>140316066> wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
>>140315621By a hair, but yes, obviously the Chiefs are the superior team currently. The 9ers previous 5 owls are preventing them from being in early 90s Bills discussions. Outside of those teams and possibly the 70s Vikings, I don’t think any other team has been that far in the tournament that many times with 0 championships. >2019: SB loss>2020: Injury bug - missed playoffs>2021: NFCCG loss>2022: NFCCG loss>2023: SB lossIt’s actually impressive.
>>140315433me on the left about to trade up for a bust
>>140315951>bo nix to vikings>Nix to JJis this the new Culpepper to Moss?
Hey /nfl/, did you pay respects to our left liberal atheist hero that was brutally murdered by the United States for speaking out against war?
>>140316118And if we're being honest it was Shanahan's offense that got the Falcons to the 2016 owl. What's crazy is that he's been consistently making it to owls and NFC championship games with different (journeymen) QBs. Not even Reid or Belichick have demonstrated an ability to do something like that. Once he finds an all time great QB he's going to be considered the best coach in NFL history.
I hate women with every atom of my soul
>>140316214Cry about it, incel
>>140316214Why even post this itt?
>>140316196>Died because a humvee broke downBased George Bush's war
>>140315951>thro pix
I really really like women
CBS Sports Power Rankings Pre-Draft1. Kansas City Chiefs2. San Francisco 49ers3. Baltimore Ravens4. Houston Texans5. Philadelphia Eagles6. Detroit Lions7. Miami Dolphins8. Dallas Cowboys9. Buffalo Bills10. Cincinnati Bengals11. Cleveland Browns12. Atlanta Falcons13. Seattle Seahawks14. Green Bay Packers15. Jacksonville Jaguars16. Indianapolis Colts17. Minnesota Vikings18. New Orleans Saints19. New York Jets20. Chicago Bears21. Pittsburgh Steelers22. Los Angeles Rams23. Los Angeles Chargers24. Tennessee Titans25. Tampa Bay Buccaneers26. Carolina Panthers27. Las Vegas Raiders28. Arizona Cardinals29. Washington Commanders 30. New York Giants31. New England Patriots32. Denver Broncos
>>140316066Somebody I used to work with told me about someone who used to try to masturbate at work.
>>140316246Balance out the coomers
>>140316279Dolphins, Cowboys, Browns, Falcons, and Seahawks don't deserve to be ranked higher than the Packers.
>>140316279Packers should be higherEagles and Texans a couple spots lowerVikings much lowerRams higherPanthers lower
>>140316207Respectfully, I've stopped giving mulligans for Shanahan and the Niners with regards to QB play. Paid Jimmy G, whiffed on Lance to get bailed out by Purdy. The biggest reason the NIners are so good is that the scheme is not QB dependent, so they put all their resources into the other position groups. Having this offensive philosophy but bemoaning that your QB is not elite feels like having your cake and eating it too. How much are they gonna pay Purdy?
>>140316347Purdy will unironically get like a $50M average annual salary.
>>140316347They're not going to pay Purdy, some other team is going to overpay. But that's fine because he's not really that good.
>>140316279>Seahawks over Rams>Lions under Eagles>Raiders below the PanthersMiss me with this haram shit
https://twitter.com/prettyrickey213/status/1782821567879344329?t=AtGluC_t95fdyd7sJgQS2A&s=19Wow, giants draft is going to be VERY interesting
>>140316279Why are so many members of the media so high on the Eagles right now? I’m not shitting on them, but seems like losing the pieces they have, not really having filled the questionable secondary up yet, and the skid at the end of the year would prevent you from putting them top 5. Is it really just because of Saquon?
>>140316434Probably but he gets injured every single year
>>140316434Saquon has never had a great oline. Hes also always played on the dogshit metlife turf half the season. I dont think its 100% why the eagles remain hopeful, but it certainly is something to pay attention to
Give this bussy an extension
>>140316279>1. Kansas City ChiefsChiefs should be banned from all rankings since it's understood by all that they're the best. It's redundant to list them.>2. San Francisco 49ersThis is the last year before Purdy gets paid and their roster isn't getting younger. The window is closing soon.>3. Baltimore RavensTheir roster got worse and they'll never get a better chance than they had last season with home court advantage and a stacked roster. >4. Houston TexansThey got a lot of weapons but what about their defense. CJ Stroud has been taped and they will have a real schedule this year. They will miss the playoffs. >5. Philadelphia EaglesYou could make the argument they had a top 3 roster last season yet got BTFO by Baker Mayfield. Their issue is coaching and we don't know if they've fixed in the offseason. Jalen might have fleeced them. He's only had one great season (2022) if we're being honest.>6. Detroit LionsTeams are aware of their 4th down gimmick. They will never recover from blowing a 17 point lead. I'm predicting they miss the playoffs.>7. Miami DolphinsTua isn't him.>8. Dallas CowboysDak, Lamb, and Micah are their 3 best players and all of them are currently disgruntled from the way they were treated by the executives. They will have no chemistry and their window will be closed after Dak leaves.>9. Buffalo BillsThey're having a soft rebuild and are mentally devasted after losing a 3rd time to the Chiefs. >10. Cincinnati BengalsIf Burrow stays healthy they could be successful. Big if though.
>>140316539>Texans missing the playoffsIn that division? Nah. They’re winning the South.
>>140316279>4. Houston Texans
>>140316434They have a lot of talent on offense, which in the current NFL makes you at least somewhat of a contender. Their defense has been "flawed" for years now and it hasn't held them back too much in reality. I don't think they're owl favorites or anything but they should be favorites in the NFCE.
She's cute
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>>140316588It's not possible to play a receiver position without being an ego maniac, diva, and narcissist. Dumb bitch doesn't know shit about football. Would not fuck.
>>140316673That's a lot of draft capital to come in 4th place for the next 5 seasons.
>>140316673kudos for authentic style and a lack of errors or typos, but fuck you for making me check
People seem to forget the Eagles were missing AJ Brown for the wild card game. And Hurts played through multiple injuries including a dislocated finger on his throwing hand.And also two of their top three safeties were out.
>>140315433He's sticking it in the wrong holeThat's where poo poo comes out
>Vikucks think they're on the up & up Enjoy still being shit and never winning anything, this "blockbuster" trade means nothing and whatever QB they draft will be a bust, especially if it's Drake Maye.
>>140316673Fake
>>140316196
>>140316196Volunteer armyKilled by subhuman slavoid Polacks kek
>Jayden Daniels betting favorite to go #2, with odds continuing to go higherI really hope the 'ders do it
What if Jayden Daniel's turns out to be better than Drake Maye?
>>140316896He has a higher ceiling, but he's much more likely to bust. I don't think Maye will be great either, but he's a safer bet.
>>140316896>what if one pile of shit smells a bit less than another
>>140316896then whoever trades for him after he tanks his own career in washington will do well
>>140316557Colts will win.
>>140316945How is he more likely to bust than Maye? He's a more consistent passer and is more mobile.
>>140316987who?
>>140317097Daniels is terrible past his first read, and breaks the pocket way too early and takes too many sacks. That's a recipe for a bust in the NFL, especially if he's drafted to a bad team.
>>140314486Niners definitely need help on both sides of the line, wr and secondary help. Reminds me a lot of the 90s niners. Loaded but older roster that can't replace talent fast enough.
>>140317215As soon as I typed that, I looked at that pic and saw the 46% beyond his first read.
>>140314808Damn nigga that's ruff
>>140317148The Indianapolis Colts led by owner Jim Irsay, General Manager Chris Ballard, Head Coach Shane Steichen, and Quarterback Anthony Richardson will win the American Football Conference South Division in the 2024-2025 NFL Season.
>>140316392Keep telling yourself that champ
>the absolute STATE of da bears
The Bears have 4 picks this entire draft. Caleb is going to a shit organization.
>>140317406>noooooo da burrs don't have 100 6th and 7th rounders like my shitty ass teamKys
>>140317406In theory, what haul of picks could they get for trading the first pick? Would any team's full set of 2024 picks add up to the value of #1 based on the meme pick value charts?
>>140312836Is sneed allowed to just grab tyreek by the collar and throw him like that? And that push him while he’s down? And tyreek got the flag? God I fucking hate the chiefs
>>140317406With two picks in the top 10 he's at least virtually guaranteed to start off with either an elite OT or WR.
>>140317385I hope Caleb busts just so this stat continues
>>140317362doesn't ring a bell
>>140317481Trade 9 to MIN or LV for a third maybe
>>140317490If you really think that's holding or illegal contact you know nothing.
>>140312513nice fucking /nfl/ generalstupid triple nigger op
>>140316279>Cowboys>8lol, lmao
>>140317524You found the general didn't you? Don't be such a bitch.
>>140317499If the Bears draft Nabers or Odunze at 9 there is literally zero shot Caleb busts with that WR core.
>>140317537ALL IN BABY
>>140317581It's bad enough ugly women get to use makeup to hide their ugliness, but these fucking filters are making it even worse
>>140317543F A G G O TAGGOT
>>140317543NTA but 4chan was so much better before the catalog. The catalog allows people to quickly find threads which leads to the creation of these shitty generals (which are magnets for schizos and ritualposters). Topics are discussed to death in generals instead of playing out organically as they used to where new threads would only be made if new stuff happened.
So many people wanting to trade...Fuck the Falcons/Saints
>>140317362I’ve heard of Anthony Richardson. What is he famous for again? Attending the 2023 draft?
>>140317708That's too many players
>>140317708Jesus fucking Christ, your team has 2 Super Bowls and is in position to win 7-10 games next season, leave the fucking Saints alone. Go bother the Panthers or someone else.
Zach Wilson is just a safety net in case Payton can't get the guy he wants at 12.
>>140317866>the "safety net" is the worst quarterback in 20 years
>>140317735He was ROTY in 2023
>>140316279A Chiefs fan obviously made that list
>>140316562most predictable overhyped team since the 2019 bears
The Saints literally cannot fuck up the first round, just draft a tackle, it's that simple.
>>140318005Who in the division will be the equivalent of the 2019 Packers then?
>>140318024>"With the 14th Pick in the 2024 NFL Draft, the New Orleans Saints select, Bo Nix. Quarterback. Oregon."
>>140318024They're gonna draft Penix
>>140318032mick jones takes the reigns and throws for a 95 QB rating in the dome baby/south division where his noodle arm can thrive
>>140317385>No 30 TD passer >Still have a QB in the HoF Cope
Loving all these updates unis. New is always better. Simple as.
Bears are bussy
Even if Zach Wilson doesn't start in Denver he's moving to one of the milfiest areas in the country. It only makes sense
FOX Sports Power Rankings Pre-Draft!1. Kansas City Chiefs2. San Francisco 49ers3. Detroit Lions4. Baltimore Ravens5. Philadelphia Eagles6. Houston Texans7. Green Bay Packers8. Miami Dolphins9. Buffalo Bills10. Cincinnati Bengals11. Dallas Cowboys12. Cleveland Browns13. Seattle Seahawks14. Atlanta Falcons15. New York Jets16. Indianapolis Colts17. Los Angeles Rams18. New Orleans Saints19. Jacksonville Jaguars20. Chicago Bears21. Pittsburgh Steelers22. Tennessee Titans23. Minnesota Vikings24. Los Angeles Chargers25. Arizona Cardinals26. Washington Commanders27. Las Vegas Raiders28. Tampa Bay Buccaneers29. New York Giants30. New England Patriots31. Carolina Panthers32. Denver Broncos
rank this bussy
>>140318322This is more acceptable than the CBS one
I'm definitely betting the under for Texans wins this year.
>>140318419how about i rank your mothers pussy instead?
>>140318465books aren't slurping the kool aid like hot take artists are. They're only at 9.5. still think it's a okay bet but it's not like theyre at 10.5-11
>>140318710Texans will go 8-8 and miss the playoffs
>>140318322Did I miss something? Why are the Buccaneers considered Bottom 6 now?
>>140318766Baker never streaked as long as he did last season.
Caleb Williams is going to be such a huge bust it's' insane.
The Falcons GM speaks like a retard
>>140314893I forgot, how did the Eagles get caught tampering with Saquon again?
i feel bad for the bears. they traded fields for a nail painting, dress wearing, overrated, faggot ass mama's boy that crumbled against any defense worth a damn. Sad!
>>140318931What's crazy is everyone sees it coming but he's still being pushed as 1st overall
>Lincoln Reilly has produced three #1 picks: Baker Mayfield, Justin Fields, and Caleb Williams
>>140319212Fields wasnt drafted first overall and Williams hasnt been drafted
>>140319212>Justin Fields
>>140318322CJ Stroud needs to beat the flash in a pan allegations
>Less than 2 days til I can stop hearing that Daniels is Washington's pick in the draftPlease let it be Maye, I want to go to work happy Friday morning.
>eagles keep getting mocked to take Cooper DeJeaniggles bros, is it actually happening?
Bustin Fields
>>140313614If you get 8 boosters she'll allow all 3 holes
>>140319212i'm not the biggest kyler murray guy, but mistaking him for bustin fields is pretty insuling
>>140319080and he's gonna be loving every minute of it
>>140319375proba ly fits nosmeans moneyball but not as a cover corner, probably a super utility player
>>140319351its washington, theyre picking the guaranteed bust and thats not Maye
>>140317985Have you been living under a rock or did you just discover NFL a year ago. Chiefs have been to 6 straight AFC championship games and have went to 4 out of the last 6 owls. Any list that doesn't start with Chiefs can't be taken seriously
>>140319375only if the colts get bowers, turner or trade behind the eagles. Else he is too good of a scheme fit for their defense for them to skip.
>>140319410>probably a super utility playerthat's exactly how I would want him used lol>>140319495cooper isn't CB1 though, which the Colts would likely take
>>140319439If it was Snyder still there with the old FO I'd agree with you, but it's not im hoping so.
Are Maye and Daniels fans going to shitfling eachother like Bahamanon does Herbert fans?
Zach Wilson is elite
If Payton actually starts Zach Wilson and he has a good season then he really is just trying to humiliation Nathaniel Hscket
>>140319516It's him or Q.Mitchell. Athletically they are close but copper has the good production over the whole season and not 3 monster games. return value might sky-rocket this year also.
>>140319543I still have faith in Zacchie boy because my hero, Chris Simms had him ranked #1. The Jets are just a shit organization, especially on offense. They're lucky that Aaron wanted to go there and give them an 11-6 season + Wild Card exit before he falls off a cliff.
>>140319560Terrion Arnold has been consistently ranked before Cooper too. Cooper is the #3 or #4 CB depending on where you look.
>>140319599rodgers wont play more than 5 games behind that offensive line
>Bo Nix and Pennix are the same age as Zach WilsonIs it more normal to declare for the draft right after your senior year or stay in college that long before declaring?
>>140319655I say 7 if they draft another tackle.
>>140319599Interesting doesn't Simms have Caleb at #1 this year?
>>140319712It used to be that prospects declare for the draft after 3 years but now with NIL, some may choose to stay a bit longer.
>>140319625for an overall big-board. Colts need Zone Corners that can get interceptions first and foremost. That is not really his best. Cooper looks deadly closing on balls in zone.
>>140319625There's also a drop off after the top 2 guys. Cooper, Kool-Aid and Wiggins are all rated close together towards the end of the first round.
>>140319712Covid stretched some college careers
>>140319743Yes, his bussy rankings are:1. Caleb2. Jayden Daniel's3. Bo Nix and Michael Penix (tied)4. J.J. McCarthy5. Drake Maye
>>140319712Covid years are gone thank the lord
>>140319802Cooper just plays a different role, isn't an outside corner. But he's more versatile and has a bigger frame. He's the same tier as Mitchell
>>140319825where can i see the original of this image
>>140319825Yeah, I don't take Simms qb rankings seriously at all.
>>140319893I do.
>>140319712nix, penix and daniels all would've had to go pro last year if it weren't for the extra coof year, so their cases are not normal. next year will have guys like tyler shough and cam rising who are even older, they'll be 26 year old rookies, but this will be the last major batch of coof year super seniors. the few left in 2025 will be the ones who were true freshmen in 2020 or took additional medical redshirts
>>140319899he has the best qb in this class ranked 6th
>>140319899Cool.
>>140319825>rehashing "that's what she said"Zoomers have never had an original thought
Zoomers have never had an original bussy
>>140317385Im assuming Cutler in 2014 was the closest they got? He had 28 passing TDs and 2 rushing TDs
>>140319516usually not a fan of vic fangio but I think he's a very good fit it that system. it's a rigid system that needs a versatile back 7
>>140319879He's probably being rated as a safety which lowers his value.
>>140319921Drake Maye will never at any point be better than Caleb Williams.
1. Bears - Caleb Williams2. Commanders - Jayden Daniels3. Patriots - Drake Maye4. Cardinals - Marvin Harrison Jr.5. Chargers - Malik Nabers6. Giants - Rome Odunze7. Titans - Joe Alt8. Falcons - Dallas Turner9. Bears - Laiatu Latu10. Jets - Brock Bowers11. Vikings - J.J. McCarthy12. Broncos - Terrion Arnold13. Raiders - Taliese Fuega14. Saints - Olu Fashanu15. Colts - Quinyon Mitchell16. Seahawks - Jared Verse17. Jaguars - Brian Thomas Jr.18. Bengals - Byron Murphy19. Rams - Chop Robinson20. Steelers - J.C. Latham21. Dolphins - Graham Barton22. Eagles - Kool-Aid McKinstry23. Vikings - Jer'Zhan Newton24. Cowboys - Amarius Mims25. Packers - Cooper DeJean26. Bucs - Troy Fautanu27. Cardinals -Nate Wiggins28. Bills - Adonai Mitchell29. Lions - Bralen Trice30. Ravens - Kingsley Suamataia31. 49ers - Tyler Guyton32. Chiefs - Xavier Worthy
>>140320342BOOOOOOORRRIIIIIIING
This bussy worthy
>>140319893And this, ladies and gentleman, is your typical guttyboy retard. Pretty much everything you said in this bussy was completely retarded and wrong.Fact: Traditional stats are a worse measure for evaluating player performance than PFF is. By a large margin, because none of them actually evaluate how well a player is performing.Fact: Your "eyeball judgment" on how good a player is is not as reliable as those who know more about football than you and literally have jobs analyzing football. Let alone multiple people and people that have actually worked within the NFL.Fact: PFF uses multiple people analyzing every play. At least 4. They're way less susceptible to bias than anyone on this board.Fact: As of right now, PFF analytics are the best measure of player performance, and while you can criticize categories they leave out or try to criticize their methodology, you have not provided a better source. You are simply trying to discount it all broadly because you do not like what their rankings and statistics say. You are the biased one, guttyboy, not them.Fact: They aren't influenced by team performance. They analyze individual player performance. So whether your team is shit or whether your team is amazing, it doesn't matter to your grade. Or at least that's the goalThis is literally my face mfw some guttyboy says some stupid shit after he blows his load watching one good late game play after a QB plays like shit the entire game.>ah trust mah gut, fukk analytics-a guttyboy retardcope guttyboy tards, watch film
>140320595Write new copypasta anon and maybe you'll earn a (you).
>>140319408poor little white boistuff like that is why gays should be banned from the league or at bare minimum a don't ask don't tell policy.
>>140319046They didn't
>>140320660I know! It's incredible that us PFF Chads regularly stomp all over your guttyboy nuts, but that's how it is. That's what happens when big brained analytics chads regularly bendover and mindfuck weak willed guttyboy bitches like you over and over. It's embarrassing, really.Please tell me all about your guttyboy bitch takes. I'm all ears.Why do guttyboy fags on /sp/ think they know more about ball than paid professionals?
>>140315138>tight
>>140319375Maybe, but I think it's more likely they take a tackle that can play guard this year or trade up for Terrion Arnold.DeJean is a good football player and I'd be happy if he was on the team but he's not really going to be a starter at outside corner. He's a nickel/matchup guy. Think Malcolm Jenkins.
>>140315433which hole is this?
>>140320732>Maybe, but I think it's more likely they take a tackle that can play guard this year or trade up for Terrion Arnold.I'm unironically fine with that because I think the draft strategy of drafting replacements for veterans is smart and forward thinking. It just has to be the right one. But if they go defense I hope it's DeJean.
>>140320595Fact: past performance may not be indicative of future results
>>140320342>no tradesI guarantee you did not predict what will happen
>>140320595I don't know if PFF is better than anyone else but it's objectively true that experienced people charting full games is better than normal stats or muh eye test.
>>140316279>eagles
>>140320834Been around forever, called Madden ratings
did my quarterback just join isisalso paging the chiefs habibi from the emirates to check if the arabic is good or he used google translate
>>140320912Russianbro, you think the Daniels to the Commies is all smoke and mirrors or it's actually going to happen?
>>140316279They really tried to sneak the Eagles in the top five, huh?
>he doesn't knowThe towelhead swiftie is dead. Accessing this site is illegal in the UAE and blocked, but he circumvented the block somehow and he got ratted out to the government by a janny.
>>140320940I need to make a Strawpoll, so we can look back at it for draft night.
>>140320964>got ratted out to the government by a janny.No, some anon in here ratted him out like a little child because he got his feelings hurt.
>>140320940i've been steadfast for two months that maye will be the pick and that the giants and vikings are working overtime desperately trying to make him fall. daniels pulling away in betting odds over the past 36 hours gives me a little bit of pause, but odds have been wrong before. i wanted to even go as far as putting a couple thousand rubles on maye going 2nd, but no sportsbooks here are offering draft wagers unfortunately
>>140320912وضعية يوجا الطفل السعيدة<
>>140320962The Eagles are a top 5 team with the new coaching staff.
>>140320964That would be amazing >>140320995It was me
>>140321017Yeah I think that Simms announcement about hearing from someone that Daniels is going to be number 2 made more people bet on him, but the fact that his agent was trying to get visit for him for the Vikings after not going before makes me think that something is up
>140320711>Why do guttyboy fags on /sp/ think they know more about ball than paid professionals?I was about to give you a (you) but then you aped this exact line from one of your previous post. Write new material and you might earn a (you).
I'm worried for whatever QB is drafted by the Patriots. If would feel good about Maye/Daniels/Nix/Penix going to the Vikings.
Willing to bet that the Jets will end up taking one of the following>Bowers>Odunze>Fautanu>Lathami'll be gladly wrong but any of those guys are perfectly fine.
>>140321044>Watson knows that girls in that region have no rights so you can get away with raping them. Based as fuck. I might adopt the Browns as a secondary team to my Chief if he's doing stuff like that to make people seethe
THIS is the draft that fixes the Giants
>>140321146I would be surprised it Odunze made it past #9
>>140320964a uae flag posted about taylor swift in an apehoop thread a few hours ago according to the archive. he's fine, he just doesn't care about the offseason apparently. maybe he'll drop in for the draft
>>140321175i've seen a few mocks that have him falling to 10. if not, some mocks have the Jets and Raiders trading so they can draft QB. Really if the Jets run out with at least another WR or OL, good draft.
>>140320342can an athlete refuse to go to the ceremony to avoid the public humiliation if you dont get drafted in the 1st round? (like Will Levis last year)
>>140321250I don't think the NFL forces anyone to go, they're not even in the league yet
>>140321158>I support horrendous actions because it makes people seetheAre you actually 14?
>>140321146>>140321175The Giants are picking Odunze
This is a cute couple. Are they married?
Do you think Patrick Mahomes is big enough of a cuck to want Zach Wilson to fuck his mom?
>>140321308Brother and Sister if you're not joking
>>140321296Over Nabers? The Tits might not pick Joe Alt if that happens.
>>140321291>I support horrendous actionsIf you're against horrendous actions then you should be against the females who made false accusations sued a guy out of millions. One of the "victims" talked about her first encounter with Watson. She was aware that he was a world famous QB. He made her massage his dick with her hands. She knows that he's a millionaire and world famous and thus her life isn't in danger, but instead of walking out or telling him no she goes along with it while planning on doing a lawsuit. He never forced himself on her or did anything more than that so imagine making 2.5 million from touching a dick.
>>140314429Your draft sucks ass desu
>>140320912inshallah
What would it cost to trade up to the 3rd overall pick with the Pats?
Both are praying not to go to the Patriots and die.
>>140321371damn, finally somebody with a fucking brain on the watson issue. this general is all edgy and irreverent until you bring up deshaun or big ben, then it turns into a gaggle of #believeallwahmen redditors
>>140321340I think a classic X that can win contested balls fits their roster better. Nabers is awesome though, Giants fans should be happy with either.
>>140321308his real gf split not long after his draft tanked. poor girl can't live off his poverty income
>>140321320>sisterReminds me of this.
>>140321379How so?
>>140321483retarded instathot fumbled the biggest breakout player of 2024, kek lol oh no
>>140321483>his real gf split not long after his draft tanked.Will Levis must be a legit asshole. If you're dating someone who is about to be making tens of millions of dollars imagine how awful they would have to be for you to turn down all that money. A girl could kick my dog and I would tolerate it for that type of cash.
>>140314304This. These are the best ones imo
>>140321420Seems like something close to 2 additional first rounders to swap picks, depending on how far the move is.
>>140321517She broke up with Justin Fields?
>>140321488>he brought that to the gamebased or cringe?
>>140321587sorry, i didn't specify: nfl player, not ufl
>>140321592Based. My sister and I get confused as couples often. I went to help her pick a dress for her graduation, it was tedious to correct assumptions.
correct this bussy
Future HoF Raiders QB Bo Nix
>>140321531>year of our Lord 2024 in Estados Unidos>barely clearing a million dollars>lots of money to a d-list instathotshe probably kept calling him a poorcuck and lawnmower boy after the draft
>>140321669They're going to trade up for Daniels or draft Penix. Nix will be a Bronco. All three will be busts.
>>140321733Penix/Nix to the Raiders makes a lot of sense to me
>>140321733No way, my Raiders are going to make the right decision at QB this time.Bo Nix will be a Raider
>>140321669Nix's face doesn't fit as a Raider
We are around 49 bussy hours away from the draft.
>>140321941So close, yet so far away.
>>140321941You mean busy hours
>>140321371>world famous
>>140321250>can an athlete refuse
>>140321629Everytime I'm around my sister, I am quickly reminded of how horrible of a person she is.
>just went to /biz/ for the first time since april fools>they now require EMAIL VERIFICATION to post on 4chankekkkkkkk
>>140321729I would kick that thot out of my car and make her walk home if she ate in my car. That's disgusting. What if she touches the greasy fries then touches the steering wheel and it has grease on it. Not to mention all the food that falls deep into the car seats.
eat in this bussy
>>140321729Damn she's pretty cute ngl.
>>140322060I wonder how far off we are until "logging into my 4chan" is no longer satire.
>>140321729>could've been a trophy wife for a NFL player>shills burger kingkek
>>140322034Last superbowl got 120M viewers and was the most watched broadcast in the USA. Our GDP is significantly larger than the rest of the world so our ratings is all that matters. Don't respond to me unless your country's GDP is larger than California.
>black qbs
>>140322060>>140322182They honestly should have done that a long time ago. Instead of forcing people to solve hundreds of captchas per day. -When you create a new account you'll still have to solve captchas for a while until you build up enough trust which could take up to a year or maybe over 1000 post. -To prevent people from harvesting accounts you could also do a system that requires users to stay active to keep their trust status.I could have coded and unit tested this system in a week and would have done it for free. But they obviously wanted to shill their 4chan pass bullshit.
>>140322111lmao
>>140321729zesty
>>140317385Man, I didn't realize Kyler was that bad.
>>140317385Blake Bortles did nothing wrong.
>>140322685It's only counting pass TDs, Kyler has been 30+ total before I'm pretty sure
>>140321048lmao
>>140322830The Eagles had the most dysfunctional offense in the league and a defense which didn't know what their assignments were; both due to coaching.The offense got better in the offseason and so did the defense. I don't think people realize how bad Brian Johnson was. He was going to sleep walk into a job until teams realized he was fucking garbage and shouldn't be coaching a high school team.
>>140322415are currently dominating the league
Opinions /sp/?
>>140322767Only in 2020.
>Darren Waller turned out to be snake oil tooJust draft Harrison/Nabers/Odunze at 6 (and get Sinnett too) and be done with it. I'm so tired of ending up with buyer's remorse at receiver
>>140312788This is one of those "everyone does it, just don't get caught" things
>>140322930>nate wigginsI heard him compared to that lanky CB the commies just drafted, I don't want him lol
>>140322936>Trading for an oft injured TE that gave up on the RaidersI mean it was obvious from the start, That trade was dumb as shit.
>>140322936
>>140322936Seriously, how are the gnats so bad at FA?
>>140322987whoever said that is a complete retard, forbes is a ball skills merchant who would've been a 6th round pick before the rise of fangio-knockoff soft zone defenses. wiggins is a better athlete who can actually hold up really well in man coverage, and he bulked up a bit after the combine as far as i know. his main concern is durability, but he's absolutely a bonafide first round talent
>>140323184They keep building their team from the outside in and that's why they have abysmal O-Line play and no pass rush every single year
>>140323242I think Baldy said it who I respect a lot, but I think he meant size wise he made the comparison.
>>140312513I've got this weird feeling the Patriots are going to take McCarthy at 3 over both Daniels or Maye and really surprise everyone.
>>140322936I legitimately forgot Waller was in the league
>>140320912I think Islam guys like a finger in the ass so it would make sense
>>140323281The patriots learning nothing and drafting another Brady archetype would surprise no one
>EWWWWW piss turns things YELLLLOWWWW pissjersey pissjersey EWWWWWWI hate that the average population is this childish that we can never have some kino golden jerseys.
>>140323281It would actually be smart for them to trade down and take a haul of picks. They would ruin any QB they draft anyway and need to rebuild.
You now remember Kenny Golladay
>>140323309That’s because all he does is get paid, get injured, and then spend the rest of the year making shitty rap music
>>140323272size wise i get it, it crossed my mind too after his combine weigh-in. was probably the biggest bummer of the combine week because i really liked wht i saw from him in game action. but revisiting some of his games and listening to some analyst opinions reassured me again. it's all about health, the skillset itself should translate to the pros
>>140322930>Dem Boyz going defense when quality o linemen are still on the boardlol no.
>>140323380I will always remember he sucked
>>140323309He played small last year and dropped multiple catchable passes (the ones Daniel Jones could get him when he had more than 0.10 seconds to throw before getting murdered) and then got hurt again
>>140323404Eagles need a dawg in the secondary too, I like DeJean and if they can't get him just take a offensive lineman
>>140317362based and true
>>140323380Heist of the century.
>>140323371>>140323332at the very least I don't think there's any chance they take Daniels, mostly due to his age. Mobile QB + older + Patriots are still 2-3 years away from being competitive. Its going to be either Maye or McCarthy at 3.
>>140323369That actually looks like piss though
>>140323369>that>goldWhatever pissboy
Don’t ever reply to me again tripfag
>>140323469if maye isn't there they should trade downironic because the narrative is if daniels isn't there they should trade down
>tampering will be ongoingmy vikings getting kwab again by league
>>140321296Giants are taking a QB lol
>>140323508(You)
Just took a fat steaming Daniel Jones lads
>>140323369Would love to see my Steelers in purple
>>140323774
PatriotsVikingsRaidersGiantsWouldn't it be something if all of these teams took a QB and Sean Payton was left with nothing?
>>140323827Spencer Rattler, YOU are the new Broncos Quarterback!
Wilson and Payton redemption arc will be so kino
>>140323907the only thing left to do is draft payton wilson
>>140323867
>>140324017what kind of faggot filename is that, google images
>>140324017he's not even that handsome. got something you want to tell us, Ivan "Bussy" Ivanovich?
>>140324047lmao
What will be your excuse when your team drafts a gigabust in the first round?
>>140324094My excuse is we dont have a first round pick to draft a gigabust with
>>140323369Looks like piss desu
>>140323477>>140323478>>140324185>HAHA YELLOW EQUAL PEEEPEEEEEyou're why the color yellow has been ruined
>>140324094>first roundnever heard of her
>>140323907I think he's eying Bo Nix and if that doesn't work out Zach Wilson will start. Because if all the QB's somehow get taken Stidham isn't good enough to be QB1
>>140321425I hope my Commies take Drake but I know they are going to fall for the skinny black QB meme again
>>140324302
>>140324302Nose.
>>140324392She's sexy
>>140324302holy fuck, she hit the wall harder than ayrton sennai understand why she'd have a bunch of simps in this thread 5-8 years ago, but now? time to move onthough at least she knows ball orders of magnitude better than mina kimes
>>140324302>>140324325she looks like she would DEMAND you fuck her in her butt and I would do that
>>140324424Based and same
>>140321340I was listening to a podcast the other day and they brought up that the Giants might prefer Odunze as a "bring your lunchpail" guy as opposed to Nabers who might be a headcase. They framed it as "Would you rather have Mike Evans or Odell Beckham" which was very interesting to me.
>>140324302>>140324325She looks like the stereotypical witch wtf
>>140324422I think her nose grew somehow
>>140324471That's called a succubus
DUDE WHO ARE THE CENTAURIONS GOING TO DRAFT FOR THE BACON BOWL
>>140324471it's because witches in old cartoons/art were based on that phenotype.
>>140324516they already have Davonkus, they dont need anybody else
>>140324424*smacks your ass*
>>140323369thats bonafide peepee
>>1403246211 > 2 > 3 > 4
>>140324471
>>140324017Is he all white?
>>140324621>would x4
>>140324621who would win?
>>140324805nose
Every NFL Team’s last 1,500+ rusher.Never-Cincinnati Bengals (Closest was in 2005, Rudi Johnson had 1458 rushing yards)1976-Buffalo Bills (OJ Simpson)1979-Arizona Cardinals (Ottis Anderson)1984-Tampa Bay Buccaneers (James Wilder)1985-Chicago Bears (Walter Payton)1997-Detroit Lions (Barry Sanders)1997-Pittsburgh Steelers (Jerome Bettis)2002-Miami Dolphins (Ricky Williams)2003-New Orleans Saints (Deuce McAllister)2003-Green Bay Packers (Ahman Green)2003-Denver Broncos (Clinton Portis)2003-Baltimore Ravens (Jamal Lewis)2004-New York Jets (Curtis Martin)2004-New England Patriots (Corey Dillon)2006-San Francisco 49ers (Frank Gore)2006-New York Giants (Tiki Barber)2006-Los Angeles Rams (Steven Jackson)2006-Los Angeles Chargers (LaDainian Tomlinson)2008-Carolina Panthers (Deangelo Williams)2008-Atlanta Falcons (Michael Turner)2010-Houston Texans (Arian Foster)2011-Jacksonville Jaguars (Maurice Jones-Drew)2012-Seattle Seahawks (Marshawn Lynch)2012-Kansas City Chiefs (Jamaal Charles)2012-Washington Commanders (Alfred Morris)2013-Philadelphia Eagles (LeSean McCoy)2016-Dallas Cowboys (Ezekiel Elliott)2020-Minnesota Vikings (Dalvin Cook)2021-Indianapolis Colts (Jonathan Taylor)2022-Tennessee Titans (Derrick Henry)2022-Cleveland Browns (Nick Chubb)2022-Las Vegas Raiders (Josh Jacobs)
>>140325716Breece is gonna break it next season for the Jets.
>>140325716My man, curtis martin.
>>140325716Man, Ahman Green....
>>140325763Break what, his leg? Sad.
I can't wait for Charger fans to get btfo when Jim drafts a lineman
>>140325716>Tfw Cardinals fan
The Last Time Each NFL Team had a 1500+ yard Wide Receiver.Never-Baltimore Ravens (Came Closest in 1996, Michael Jackson had 1201 yards)Never-Washington Commanders (Came closest in 2005, Santana Moss had 1483 yards)Never-Kansas City Chiefs (Came Closest in 2018, Tyreek Hill had 1479 yards)Never-Seattle Seahawks (Came Closest in 2020, DK Metcalf had 1303 yards)Never-Cincinnati Bengals (Came Closest in 2021, JaMarr Chase had 1455 yards)Never-Philadelphia Eagles (Came Closest in 2022; AJ Brown had 1496 yards)1964-Tennessee Titans (Charley Hennigan)1965-Los Angeles Chargers (Lance Allworth)1995-San Francisco 49ers (Jerry Rice)1999-Jacksonville Jaguars (Jimmy Smith)2001-Arizona Cardinals (David Boston)2005-Carolina Panthers (Steve Smith Sr)2007-Indianapolis Colts (Reggie Wayne) 2011-New England Patriots (Wes Welker)2011-New York Giants (Victor Cruz)2012-Chicago Bears (Brandon Marshall)2013-Cleveland Browns (Josh Gordon)2014-Denver Broncos (Demaryius Thomas) 2015-New York Jets (Brandon Marshall)2017-Pittsburgh Steelers (Antonio Brown)2018-Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Mike Evans)2018-Atlanta Falcons (Julio Jones)2018-Houston Texans (DeAndre Hopkins)2019-New Orleans Saints (Michael Thomas)2020-Buffalo Bills (Stefon Diggs)2021-Green Bay Packers (Davante Adams)2021-Los Angeles Rams (Cooper Kupp)2022-Las Vegas Raiders (Davante Adams)2022-Minnesota Vikings (Justin Jefferson)2023-Detroit Lions (Amon St. Brown)2023-Dallas Cowboys (CeeDee Lamb)2023-Miami Dolphins (Tyreek Hill)
TOTAL TIKTOK DEATH
>>140326064Bonus: Every season each team has had a 1,500 yard receiver0-Seahawks, Ravens, Bengals, Chiefs, Commanders, Eagles1-Chargers (Lance Alworth-1965)1-Jaguars (Jimmy Smith-1999)1-Panthers (Steve Smith-2005)1-Patriots (Wes Welker-2011)1-Giants (Victor Cruz-2011)1-Bears (Brandon Marshall-2012)1-Browns (Josh Gordon-2013)1-Jets (Brandon Marshall-2015)1-Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Mike Evans-2018)1-Saints (Michael Thomas-2019)1-Bills (Stefon Diggs-2020)1-Raiders (Davante Adams-2022)2-Broncos (Rod Smith-2000, Demaryius Thomas-2014)2-Titans (Charley Hennigan-1961, 1964)2-Packers (Jordy Nelson-2014, Davante Adams-2021)2-Dolphins (Tyreek Hill-2022, 2023)3-Cowboys(Michael Irvin-1991, 1995, Ceedee Lamb-2023)3-Falcons (Julio Jones-2014, 2015, 2018)3-Cardinals (Roy Green-1984, Rob Moore-1997, David Boston-2001)3-Vikings (Randy Moss-2003, Justin Jefferson-2021, 2022)3-Steelers (Antonio Brown-2014, 2015, 2017)4-49ers (Jerry Rice-1986, 1990, 1993, 1995)4-Rams (Isaac Bruce-1995, Torry Holt 2003, 2005, Cooper Kupp-2021)4-Lions (Herman Moore-1995, Calvin Johnson-2011, 2012, Amon St. Brown-2023)4-Colts ( Marvin Harrison-1999, 2001, 2002, Reggie Wayne-2007)5-Texans (Andre Johnson-2008, 2009, 2012, DeAndre Hopkins-2015, 2018)That's 56 total 1,500+ Receiving Yard Seasons.
>>140326097>5-Texans (Andre Johnson-2008, 2009, 2012, DeAndre Hopkins-2015, 2018)This is one of the most hilarious facts I've never realized.
>>140326064>2013-Cleveland Browns (Josh Gordon)such a sad story of wasted potential. the 2010s could've been the decade of josh gordon and justin blackmon dominance
>>140325954>just shave it off bro
>>140314691He's Jay Cutler with a better attitude. Decent stats but a .500 qb that will never get you anywhere in the playoffs.
>>140326128>This is one of the most hilarious facts I've never realized.
>>140326293I have a feeling about 10-15 years from now, we will reminisce fondly on the current crop of QBs and Kirk Cousins will be included.
Remember and never forget La'el Collins got his butthole eaten by a hooker named "throatzilla" and then refused to pay her
>>140326325Cousins is a nobody even now
>>140326333giwtwm
>>140326304Nuk is one of my favorite players of all time and I'm not even a Texans fan. He had a good stretch where he was the best WR in the league and he's still mostly underrated.
>>140326424>>140326424>>140326424
>>140326333Who?
>>140324621You already know what they’re built for
>>140325867the rusher season
NFL. National Faggots League. Real mean play AFL.
