You will never be a big club. You have no UCL, you have no major trophies, and you have no proper players. You are a shell of a team twisted by brown fans and trannies. All the “validation” you get is one invincible season. Behind your back people mock you. Your “fans” are ashamed of you, and the whole world laughs at you behind closed doors.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single weekend and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, that you can win a trophy, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually, it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy expensive flops, tie a noose, put it around your fan’s necks, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your owners will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the UNBEARABLE shame and disappointment from season to season. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your shit name, and every passerby team for the rest of eternity will know a small club is buried there. This is your fate. There is no turning back.
never forget
>>140317573that's kinda mean
their mascot is called goonersawrus like some sort of goon monster
>>140317573holy based
Daily reminder the best Arsenal in 20 years lost to the worst Bayern Munich in 10 years.
>>140317737Is this true?
>>140317795fraid so
>>140317807surely not
>>140317795No way
>>140317573Kek
>>140317573great copypasta, osman.
>>140317807KWASC (kek what a small club)
>>140317832way
Humpa Gay Fuckingqueers, Green Gay Fudgepackers, and The LooseGaygas Gayders are all more hetero than soccer fans and players. Let high school girls be the ones who run around aimlessly for hours just to have the game if you can call it that end in a 0-0 tie. All the pints of beer in the world couldn't make soccer interesting or fun to watch
>>140317573>>140317595i hate Buyern but if theres one thing I respect is the cockyness from their erfolgsfans, kek
>>140317573Now type all of that without crying
>>140317573>>140317595BASED
>>140320532xD
>>140317944hate all you want we de best
>>140317573Someone spent time writing this.
>>140317573KEK
>be a club of brown people that love gay sex>call it arse>call it anal>call it arseanal>hire a man called arse-ne wanker>hes a nonce>let him ruin your club for 20 years>havnt won the league for 20 years>old stadium named "highbury" as in, hi bury your dick in my ass>shit new stadium named after arabs>fans are nicknamed after wanking, the gooners>most famous fans are called the gay gooners>shit owners executives, coaching, staff and players>best player called bukayo saka, buck ayo sucka sucka>their badge is a knob on wheels>their mascot is a furfag called goon-asaurus>shit owners executives, coaching, staff and playerswhat did they mean by this??
again, fuck you arsenal fans
BASED
State of you absolute mongoloids
>>140317573Champions league is luck based, the 4 in the semi's were lucky
>>140320827are you ok?
>>140317928This is the most cringe-inducing retarded post I've read all day. Congratulations on having the comedic humor of a 5 year old.
>>140320814Hmm the Jewish gooners look an awful lot like the Gay gooners...
>>140317795Not really
>>140328786but enough about arse anal customers
>>140330366Cope
>arse anal actually thought they'd win the whole thingsad
>>140334873imagine lmao
>>140317573>it's a brown cockMost Arselel fans are second-generation Nigerians from North London with a smattering of T*rksThink the last time I saw a white Arselel fan in the flesh was about 2005, not counting kids who wear the shirts of their favourite players but support Burnlel or Sheffield United usually
>>140317573You omitted one entire paragraph from the copypasta. Do better.
>>140317573kek
>>140317573Small club. Even Chelsea have won the CL
tbf they wuz robbed twice against pre-varcelona
>>140317663>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bV1ymq_85ho
>>140317928absolute state
Reminder that arse anal football club FIRED gay goonersaurus during covid as he was deemed “non-essential” SHAMEFUL
arsenal is just slightly better tottenham
They were the best when football was still football and you could have a pint with the lads on matchday
>>140317737Reminder that Eric Dier (who is shit and played for Tottenham) started in both legs for Bayern
>>140363578With a man of the match performance in the second leg!
