manchester city legend carlos tevez, 39, has suffered a heart attack and is in critical condition in hospital1 'safe and effective' = one prayer
>>140333635VAXXED.COM
How much cocaine did he do?
Totally normal for athletes in their 30s to have heart attacks and if it's not then it's climate change
>>140333669Aye, must be the vax. Couldn't imagine a former Argentinian footballer doing mountains of blow 2bh
>>140333635>manchester city legendand Manchester United legend
he already lost consiousness and collapsed recently. 100% a vaxx injuryive only read he is doing some tests in a hospital now.
>mfw fergie outlives him
>>140333715I thought united fans hated him
subtle polchud thread
>>140333752Still a legend
>>140333649>>140333735retards>Las alarmas se encendieron en Independiente por la salud de Carlos Tevez. Por tal motivo, el mismo club tuvo que sacar un comunicado para dar detalles y brindar calma a partir de lo sucedido con el Apache, que sintió dolores en el pecho y tuvo que ser atendido en San Isidro, según se informó oficialmente. Si bien los exámenes fueron satisfactorios y, desde el entorno del DT, aseguraron que todo se trató de un chequeo "de rutina", quedó igualmente internado por precaución en la noche del martes. Los exámenes continuarán este miércoles.Literally a nothing burger.Probably just had some anxiety because Independiente choked the latest meme cup with the players he wanted.The honeymoon phase of his managing Independiente is ogre. Fans are already sick of him.
>>140333635pecho attackio
>>140333783Why is he managing independiente? Isn't that a big club and he really doesn't have any managing experience
>>140333825Independiente is in flames and no one else would touch it
>>140333825he has an unwavering amount of charisma, the team last year was struggling to not get relegated and Tevez somehow motivated the players to push forth and they managed to end the year safely.It's clear the team still needs severe restructuring in terms of players and staff but I trust he will be able to keep it together (or as long as Independiente steers away from bankruptcy)
>>140333635That's what living in Argentina will do to you, get well, kettle neck.
>>140333825Independiente is in the shitter, last year it looked like they were about to get relegated, Tevez "saved" them but now they're doing awfully bad again and no sane/serious coach would take over a bankrupt and near relegation team
>>140333825surprised me that he accepted to manage that clusterfuck of a team
>>140333783vaxxie cope
>>140333635
>He's in the same hospital where this happenedHe must be dead by now RIPhttps://www.infobae.com/judiciales/2024/04/22/juicio-por-la-muerte-de-alejandro-cohn-que-dice-la-acusacion-contra-los-9-medicos-imputados/
>>140333635Why are you assuming heart attack when it says chest pain?Also, it's more than likely one of the following that contributed to this: lifestyle, diet, genetics. E.g. living a stressful life, getting little sleep, and taking Colombian marching powder will make you high risk.
>>140334163He's an athlete not some poor third world guy
>>140334501Yes. All of the above factors affect athletes too.
He got the Pfizer booster shot 2 weeks ago. Weird coincidence
>>140333635Vaccine situation?
>billions recieve vaccine>few people have chest pain>OMG OMG ITS DA VACCINE!!!Please do some research on underlying conditions.
>>140333669it could also be eggs
>>140333783>Fans are already sick of himWhat are they expecting from their team really? Last local title was in 2002 and after that they have 2 Sudamericanas, they are relegation tier, they should be happy that they are even playing in Primera A.
>>140333635VAX STATUS?
>>140333635safe and effective
>>140333635That's what coaching Deudapendiente does to a mf>>140333649He's a negro cabeza, with some luck he can articulate words after all.>>140333669He isn't a player anymore, but he's coaching one of the biggest clusterfuck clubs in argieland, even worse than coaching Man Utd, logistically speaking and everything.
>>140334674>Ticktock vaxie
>>140333635>whoever has the Death Note now is a Sheffield United fan
>>140334674>don't get vax>don't get heart attackErm, the proof is objective
>wins copa argentina>dieskino
F
>everyone scared of a little chest painin my day you'd just take a swig of whiskey and ignore it
>>140337074This. Or beat the pain away like that death march guy. Was he japanese? I dont have the webm sadly
>>140333635beri dificul
>>140333635SAFE AND EFFECTIVE
>>140335305they should not even exist, it's a money laundering scheme and pedo shithole
>>140333825>Isn't that a big clubReal talk, since the early 2000s the only "big clubs" here are BOVER.Independiente could not have better players from 2002-2005 and they barely won a single championship with it. To name a few:InsúaAgüeroForlánGuiñazúMontenegroMilito (Gabi)SilveraBigliaUstari
>>140333754Le pol complainer shill
You retards realise literally every professional athlete is on Performance enhancing drugs including cardiovascular, but sure its the vax and not the 10 other compounds they're taking
>>140333635MATE takes anotherthat drink really is poison
>>140337689he was trying to tell us...
>>140337689We have the same or lower rates of colon, throat and tongue cancer as you and most of Europe have.
>>140333888>he has an unwavering amount of charismadont make a point of watching Tevez interviews, but from the little I did see, he genuinely did not come across as intelligent enough to manage his boot laces unaided, nevermind Independiente
>>140337961he has sovl, like simeonegarra chuarra or whatever they call it. passion marchant
>>140337909it was more a joke about correlation not equalling causation, but thanks
>>140337961He's honestly pretty based. He sounds way more retarded in english but has campaigned about better education in players and shit, he obviously lived it himself
>>140338226
>>140338226>Tevez grew up in one of the poorest barrios of Buenos Airesfairplay, didnt know (or forgot) that bit desu
>>140333783Get boosted Jew-juicer.
>>140338179>You can't prove anything, goy!Neck yourself, kike.
Kill every single polcel and their relatives
>>140341340reading comprehension is not your strong point, clearly. oh i just noticed your flag, makes sense
>>140341719>Parrots the argument of (((vaxx shills)))>Cries when he is lumped in with themThe eternal Anglo victim everyone
>>140333635trust the science chud
>>140341679Get your boosters marrano.
>>140341819aren't bogans also considered anglos?
>>140341679vai para a puta que te pariu
>>140341940yes but 75 percent of aussies on 4chan are chinese
>>140341679kill ever polcel and t-ACK
>>140333635Chud
HECKIN VAXERINO! XDDDDDDDD
>>140342198priconne global..
he got the sinopharm vaccine
>>140342021ahh is that why they are trying to tell us vaccines arent safe! chinese disinfo
>>140334501So on top of lifestyle, diet, and genetics, you also have 20 years of PEDs to account for.
>>140333635NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :(
>>140333743oh nono noooo
>>140333783cope
>>140333635>Every single heart attack now is caused by the vaxxYou people are as obsessed and retarded as the idiots who tought the vaxxes worked. Fucking cultists
>>140355189cope vaxoid
Thoughts and prayers
IS THAT A HECKING MEDICAL CONDITION!?OOOO DA VAAXXXX SHOULDNT HAVE TOOK ZE VAXXX AAAA DA JOOOZ GOT YOU
>>140355189https://mega.nz/folder/rcAxnC4S#bOgw_4vDruvV8M7cvaqpIA
He was already discharged from the hospital, apparently he just had some constipation.
>>140355189>I... I'm not a vaxxie, I swear.Mr. five time boostered, you're not fooling anyone.>>140355380this, but unironically
>>140341679Go vax yourself.
>>140341679Kek i've seen you in so many anti-vax threads crying, you work for Pfizer or some shit? so emotionally invested in that posion
DUDE VAX LMAO
>>140333752yeah because he's a fucking snake
>>140333669all the roids
>>140341679But what if it is the vaxx!?
>>140333635Finally. Justice.
>>140341301>>140354876>no you have to hecking tie every heart related problem to the vaccine!!!neck yourselves>>140335305I don't know, but like I said, the team is what he wanted by now. We're in the "no excuses" period.
https://www.ole.com.ar/independiente/carlos-tevez-independiente-rojo-equipo-carlitos-apache-tecnico_0_yoZN1QyoOa.htmltl;dr - Tevez was cleared, what OP posted ended up being a nothing burger
>>140333825>independiente >big club if we've had a decent league, indeprimenete would be in the same situation as schalke rn, but since there are almost 30 teams in the top division they managed to BARELY scrap relegation
>>140333635VAXXED STATUS????
>>140333669This
>>140333649>>140333669Do you chuds really have to make everything about the vaccine?
Why are you guys saying he had a heart attack? He just had chest pain. Could literally be a panic attack.
>>140333669lmao
ITT: literal retardsnot everyone, to be fair most are trolling because >lol funnybut there are a few people in here who are genuinely clinically mentally impaired, literal retards who are defying all laws of nature by finding a way to make posts on the internet when they have the cognitive function of a bag of sand
>>140333635It’s not the vaxx!! It’s climate change..
>>140333635so, it happened again
>>140333635ACK status?
>>140333669It's clearly yayo and empanadas
>>140333669It’s clearly the result of horse dewormer
>>140338179Usually correlation not being causation is in the context of a third unknown factor or group of factors that effect the 2 variables that are seen. This doesn't mean that they are unlinked, rather, the link is complex.
>>140378957shit, I was hoping the vaxxie train is coming to a halt, but noooticing is in full rev again
>>140333754>subtle
