>the lasher of lorient

I wonder if Haaland can do this (no)

>>140337989
He'll never dribble his pre cum down your lips you annoying little sugar dumbling

>gets a lucky deflection into a straight path so he can pace away
>dribble

no wonder p*lish football is garbage with 0 ball knowledge like this

C O L D R A I N Y N I G H T A T S T O K E

1 good drible but how many attempt ?

>>140338047
>HAALANDHAALANDHAALANDHAALAND out of thin air

This guy isn't producing that much highlights considering he's at his peak playing in the 6th ranked league in the world

Santos Neymar
Primera Division Maradona
Ajax Cruyff
etc

He should completely steamroll the league

>>140338934
>at his peak
Lmao
His peak was 2020

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>>140339398
he just beat his 2020 goalscoring record

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from different angles

>>140338934
He's so boring, hope the vini and rodrygo wake him up

>>140337989
I don't get the meme that he can't dribble, absolute rubbish

>>140338124
they are the new Messi and Ronaldo, get used of it

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>>140344568
ok that was decent

>>140344568
could Messi?

>>140338047
He can(the tap in part)

>>140337989
accidentally on purpose

>>140337989
R9 prime tier dribble

>>140338934
He's playing against shitters for the most part.

>>140353131
this, he probably tried it at practices 100s of times, and this is the first (and last) time he did it
he's just not a natural dribbler

>>140337989
>farmers league

>>140351840
>they are the new Messi and Ronaldo
Grim

>>140342797
>numbers numbers numbers numbers numbers numbers numbers numbers numbers numbers numbers numbers
Kill yourself

I watched Barcelona vs. PSG because I wanted to see what the Mbappe hype was all about, but he was completely quiet until that one player got red-carded. Also the sixteen year old moor who plays for Barcelona was a lot better than Mbappe. I have no idea why he was the one who got substituted.

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shouldn't soccer threads be on /int/?

Am I supposed to believe the ogre can do that ?

>>140352716
is this a serious question?
if it is, the answer is yes

>>140352441
lmao

>>140338064
Mbapefag is an English black guy who lives here. He's not Polish

>la terreur de noir de Lorient

>>140342797
42 goals in the 6th european league is like 21 goals in a real league

>>140337989
>rebound
it doesn't count

>>140355917
true

>>140354490
I'm almost certain he can tap it in just as well, yes.

BRING ME CLERMONT

Mbrappe

>>140337989
shit dribble, anyone can do it
watch highlights from nelson de kok, sean garnier, jeremy lynch, etc to see actual skills

>>140359632
your examples are guys who don't even play football professionally but focus their life on freestyle/skills?? that's not comparable

>>140337989
people say that?

>>140355917
This. He also looks jerky and ungainly, never in full control