This club is fucking garbage
is it just me or was the crowd very quiet yesterday? i know it's a weeknight but it was hard to ignore almost. was anyone here at the game?
I don't have any faith in Brighton this season. The spurs games will probably be the decider for the title. I have a nervous feeling about the derby this weekend especially after seeing Everton playing like their lives depended on stopping Liverpools title hopes.
Yesterday's thrashing broke a lot of Chelsea fans, especially those YouTube clowns. Some of them like Rory Jennises and Mattise are doing 2 to 3 videos about this, I guess King Kai double-killed their entire reason for existence, imagine if he wins the league for us. I genuinely worry about some of their well-being.
i've been on /sp/ since 2010 (BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTT) and i have a genuine question:how/why is arsenal the only team on this entire board with its own general? there are bigger, better, and infinitely more successful clubs/teams all over the world. but only these fags have consistently kept their general alive for at least a decadehow?
>>140345299Everton were playing to avoid relegation
https://twitter.com/fxckpgmol/status/1783104012293689519?t=H-JWdGQGlIEiA6_59t7aWg&s=19Fuck me what a depressing time to have lived
>>140345342If you've been here since 2010 you'd know the answer for this exact same question that has been asked countless times.Look at the archive or something you lazy cunt.Don't come here calling us shit and fags and expect us to humour you
>>140345266Took them until the second half to get going but then so did the team. Second half the crowd was pretty "normally" loud I thought.
>>140345448Jesus fucking Christ I know Arteta has a good record against them but this is just absurd. I double-checked the stats and it's true, the only win in the last 10 they have against us is the 2nd match of 2022 when 80% of our team ate Wuhanbatsoup.
>>140345417Spurs are playing for a top 4 spot. And they can't afford any losses because they're already 6 points behind with 2 less games played and less goal difference. It's not going to be an easy game and there's nothing better to motivate your players than a home game against your biggest rivals where a win is one step closer to your goal. I don't doubt that this arsenal team playing at their best will completely demolish this Spurs team but derby's are something special and also these players are playing their 6th game in a couple of weeks whereas spurs have had 2+ weeks off. It's a nervy few days.
>>140345487i dont feel like it, faggot macaco
>>140345448Was that one of the games at the start of the season when >we lost 3 matches back to back before Ramsdale was bought in?
>>140345593Not my problem.
>>140345581I have no expectations but beating Chelsea 5-0 is the best platform to go to Topspurs and get a result. Tbf at first I was annoyed that Spurs got two weeks off to prepare for this derby, but now I think it’s better to be the team in form rather than the one resting.
>Everton FINALLY beat Liverpool after about 15 years of tryingIt's another good morning to wake up to. With results like that, I might start believing that the stars are finally aligning...
>>140345648We were in form against villa and the first half could've been a demolition job but we missed so many chances. And then 2nd half you could see the players were leggy and had barely any energy left. That's my biggest fear. If we had a weeks break I'd be more confident but the fatigue has to catch up again at some point. Maybe I'm just a pessimist. The one thing I'm happy about is udogie being out injured which frees up saka at least. He usually has a good time against spurs in the last few fixtures.
>>140345186be seeing you
>>140345938also aston play different than spuds as welli rate emery higher than that aussie
>>140345938Newcastle gave Arteta the blueprint to beating Spuds a week ago. It’s better to hit them on the counter than to let them counter us.
Lads... we cannot have an embarrassment at spuds. THE FOGGEIN ESTANDARDS ARE THAT WE DO NOT FOGGERIN CONCEDE AWAY AT SPURS
Also, i just foundout about the liverpool result... i thought it was tomorrow lads... the result mean its more likely everton are cleasar of relegation with nothing to play for on the last day, that is massive for us
>White copying Mudryk's fluke goal against >us>Gabriel passing his spilled spaghetti to van Dyke and Allison
>>140347729Luton and Nottingam both winning 3 out of 4 remaining games is the only scenario where Everton has something to play for at the Emirates.
>>140345312I remember them gloating about beating us to Mudkip Mouse Cup and to Liverpool fans about winning the Caicedo Cup kek
CAM ON YOU BEEEERDS
>>140347527I'm not afraid of Spuds mate, they are shite mate, the manager is overrated made, you know what i mean mate
I knew everton were gonna take points off liverpool but i did not know it will be a clean 2 nil. What i also know is unfortunatley brighton hoves albion will NOT take any points off city tonight.
>>140350147>>140347729>>140347527didn't ask
>>140345938Arteta was outmatched by Emery’s tactical changes. Big Ange hasn’t changed his tactics all year.
>>140353703De Zerbi will unleashed literal who wunderkinds vs City and they will buy them for 100 mil next season
The Kikes will put their lives on the line on Sunday, probably will be their most intense game all season long until the point where they will actively sabotage (red cards, injuries etc.) their own season so that they can claim the ‘we derailed Arsenal’s title run in’ trophy.
>Spurs and Man U are going to be some of the reasons why we didn't win the title this season
>>140353920We're gonna beat them tho aren't we?Its been some time since we gave em a propah spanking at the white shite lane
>>140352183haha but then we showed them by finally winning the cl and league right, right?
>ynr when arse anal football club begged the FA to cancel a game with spurs>ynr when this game ended up happening arse anal lost it 3-0
>>140354242You prefer it being Southampton? Man City dropped 13 points from January to the end of the season last year (22 games). This season they have dropped 6 points so far since the start of January (14 games, they have 6 games left). They are going to finish this season even stronger than the last aren't they?
>>140354255Not so sure about that, their Black Udon dude being out is good but Son inherited Kane’s clutch genes vs Arsenal plus the already mentioned weight of the game alone.They are on a shit run but as we all know form hardly matters in a derby.
>>140354394Yes if i had to choose i rather it being teams i don't despise
>>140354421Fair enough. I rather we drop points against teams we are likely to drop points against. Not relegation fodder. But if I could get a guarantee that we will always win away to Liverpool and Man Utd while guaranteed to always lose away to Everton and Brighton I would take it.
>>140354394>You prefer it being Southampton?>over rival teamsWho the fuck wouldn't?
>>140345186The last time Arsenal won the league, the cut inside man still had hair.
>>140355121>Final three games of the season. Arsenal in 1st place, 3 points ahead of Whoever FC and they face Man City, Man Utd and Liverpool. Arsenal fail to win all of them and loses out on the title.>Final three games of the season. Arsenal in 1st place, 3 points ahead of Whoever FC and they face Southampton, Luton and Norwich. Arsenal fail to win all of them and loses out on the title.My coping mechanisms would work better in the first scenario. So yes I would rather we lose out on the title against good teams than against shit teams.
>>140355685What about the last time this massive club won the champions league?
do you think palace would trade us mateta for nkektiah? how is the team going to sell nkeks? will there be a refund policy?
you think timber is making a cheeky appearance on the last match?
>>140345266Last season is the only season in which the atmosphere was actually good at the Emirates. I thought we'd finally got all the miserable old cunts who never sing and whine at the smallest mistakes out of the stadium. Turns out most of them have just reclaimed the tickets they started loaning out to proper fans when we were shit. There's a miserable old couple who have two seats in front of me who reappeared halfway through this season after turning up to no games in 5 years (there was always someone else sat there tbf). I don't even understand what they get out of the games, they always arrive 10 minutes late (for both halves) and leave 10 minutes early. They'll also shout the stupidest fucking things. A full-back on his weak foot will be told to shoot from 40 yards out ("SHOOOOT"). Defenders will be berated for not pressing the man on the ball when we're facing an overload ("GET OUT TO HIM"). The keeper will be told to JUST GET RID OF IT instead of passing short even though playing out from the back has been a basic principle of our play for years now.
Imagine if Danny "Dat Guy" Welbeck does the bits today.
>>140356037lel
I seriously hope nobody is actually expecting city to drop points today. They're more likely to drop points against Fulham than this Brighton. Easy 1-3 win for city today.
>>140356206Yes brighton will score first then get thrashed
>>140356030my boy timberlandz... heh
I realized what i think about current Chelsea. You know these football ads where all the players except for the star of the ad played by stand-ins with fake names on the back of their shirts? This Chelsea is a team of stand-ins.
We better be dancing and kissing on Sunday too.
>>140356541scored a sweet goal in u21s game
>>140356030Arteta said bournemouth was when he would be available. Wouldn’t expect anything sooner than that
>>140356383Why did they turn shit this season
At this point i hate these graphs, but can't stop checking them after each game.
>timber playing the last 30 seconds against Everton to pick up a PL winners medal
>>140356377it will be another man city snoozerclass. it would be easier to ignore 115 if they werent such a fucking boring team to watch
>>140356768>>140356602These things change game by game. So they're kind of worthless. Just a few weeks ago they were saying Liverpool had a 50% chance of winning the whole thing. But now it's 2%.That's kind of the problem with trying to predict the future based on previous information.
>>140356768For the record, highest Arsenal ever got last year was something like 52%
>>140356862There's nothing wrong with it It's probability not clairvoyance
https://youtu.be/MdO0mF5ZIVA?si=S0a_jkKDqZxtg7Th: )
Attack wise 5-0 was a fair resultBut defensively they allowed 2 clears chances to a shit team and United or Spurs would've scored thatMaybe not Utd but Spurs definitely
>>140356862It’s 2% because they choked. The graph does have some value in the same way that we can predict that if City win out they’ll win the league. Just more nuanced.
Shitizen is this a good camergaard edit??? Your thoughts???
>>140356566Lost Caicedo, Mac Allister and Trossard. Lost Mitoma to injury. They are probably the most heemed squad in a league full of heemed squads.
>>140357173>>140357400No. It's nonsense. Because it's just saying, if things remain the same then city have a 60% chance of winning.Nobody knows what's going to happen, because there are too many unpredictable things that could happen in football. If they were accurate, and useful, they'd have stayed consistent across the season. Not chopping and changing every match.This is still the same Liverpool team they said were favourites to win. And now their favourites choked, they're readjusting their probabilities to make it seem like they're very clever and nuanced, when they're just guessing like the rest of us.
>HT: Brighton 1 - 1 Man City>FT: Brighton 1 - 4 Man CityI’m tired wobbie
>>140354255Literally did it last year
So Burnley still have a 7.5% chance of staying up.
>>140354255>About timeWut
We have not won a single big away game this season, so I’m not really confident
>>140357758this. title race ends on sunday lads. i am so sorry, but we need to get a grip.
Arsenal will never be a big clubArsenal will never be a big clubArsenal will never be a big clubArsenal will never be a big clubArsenal will never be a big clubArsenal will never be a big clubArsenal will never be a big club
>>140357946True, it is slightly better tottenham
>>140357758>>140357901When you're fighting for the title, every game is a big game
I WILL be back to see the Arsenal lift the Premier League trophy in May.
>>140357992I’m just saying, we didn’t get the W at City, Liverpool, Aston Villa or Newcastle.I guess you could say we’re due a big away win.
>>140358001Let's fucking GO, Djourou.
>>140358100I confused the Hong Kong flag with Switzerland's, fucking kek
>Nunez tipped to be sold by new Liverpool boss after 'unforgivable error'Guys, i feel another "i can fix him" from Arteta. Already has chemistry with Magalhaes.
>>140358305Nunez is very kino and soul, but I don’t think I could watch him every week
>>140358305we already have two forwards who can’t finish reliably, no need for another one.
>>140358305has anyone ever been coached off of shit finishing?
>>140358305Would be a vast improvement over Havertz
>>140358428Van Persie
>Full name: Darwin Gabriel Núñez Ribeironaaah
>>140358305>Kai and Darwin on the same teamI legitimately think I'd kill myself at some point in the season from sheer frustration.
>>140358844would definitely create some new kind of chances missed record/s.
>>140358428>>140358446Adebayor, Walcott, Van Persie, Giroud were all known as players who started off as quite poor finishers at Arsenal but improved through their careers here. Walcott and Giroud are a bit iffy, but there was clear progress in those players, despite their inconsistencies
>>140358913Wiltord.
>>140358890Add me to the list cause I'll be missing the chance to watch a game without my blood pressure going through the roof.
fabio vieira needs to get rid of that patchy beard and embrace his status as twink
>>140357946>>140357976What's up with the same fagging, Ahmed
>>140358844kek, i think darwin would be an improvement over martinelli:1. stronger2. faster3. more goalsbut a downgrade on defensive capability so may not be a good fit for the squad
>>140359232it’s the fake DSL poster on his German proxy, coincidentally popped up a few weeks before the. Buyern games.
>>140357976debatable, Spurs never asked for a game with arsenal to be canceled out of fear
fucking grim
>>140357510I don't think you understand what probability is.
Brighton have so many injuries that City should absolutely steamroll them tonight. Anything less than a comprehensive victory and it shows that they are rattled, and will eventually bottle it at some point just like Liverpool did.
>>140345266All London clubs have shit support, especially arse and Chelsea
>>140359737It's over before it even started.
>>140356037I was at the Champions League match against Porto. A couple of guys behind me were slagging off Trossard for like 40 minutes, then he only goes and scores. I genuinely hate this club's fanbase.
>>140359836I have some hope for Forest cause they are at home and are fighting for survival but I give them a 10% chance at most.
>>140356037>clamp down on the fun "soft" hooligan group that chant and making noise>fucking old geezers backno wonder it got shit
>>140345761they arent aligning for chelsea thats for sure
>>140359943The refs are going to fuck over Forest as much as possible now that they've declared war on them. Spurs are going to gift them the win to fuck us over, and the entire West Ham team will be on holiday considering Moyes is likely gone in the summer. Wolves and Fulham are the only realistic places where they could drop points, but if City actually decide to show up then they'll comfortably win.
>>140359970they wont get better unless they got a proper sporting director or todd boehly decide to sell
This guy would be the ideal Xhaka replacement. He's similar to Xhaka but more mobile and can play in the right half-space to enable Odegaard to play on the left. This would greatly improve our creativity and reduce our reliance on the RHS for attacking the opponents box. Martinelli hasn't been the same player since Xhaka left. This signing could fix a lot of issues with our attacking setup. Praying it happens.
>>140359987Chelsea are actually fucked. They have a bunch of shitters on stupidly long contracts (even longer than the contracts our deadwood used to be on). Plus we were able to use COVID relief money to pay our deadwood to fuck off early without breaking FFP, and none of our fans were in the stadium booing the players when Arteta's team was shit so that bought him an extra season of breathing space.
>>140360037Pretty sure >we were even interested in buying him 3-4 years ago.
>>140360037plus he is a cunt but by god he won’t come cheap.
>>140360258If we don't buy him then there's a good chance he ends up at City instead.
>>140360037>>140360185>>140360258Newcastle would rather sell for less to PSG/Barca etc. than sell to us. Same as Villa. These clubs think they are chasing us (they aren't). Look how few sales there have been from Newcastle to other 'top 6' clubs in recent years. Won't be easy. They want 35m for Sean Longstaff (to man utd)
"GIVE US REAL MADRID"
>>140360340> Newcastle would rather sell for less to PSG/Barca etcDisagree completely. They are in deep shit with FFP. They will sell to the highest bidder.
>>140360329yeah but >>140360340 is also right, >we gonna have to pay his full release clause.
>>140358446>>140358913van persie was always decent and every aspect of his game went off the charts as he entered his prime. ade, theo and giroo went all missing sitters like it was going out of style throughout their whole careers
>city drop points today>we lose against spudsI kinda feel it. City CANNOT drop points before us
>>140356549I'm still looking for the song the dj was playing when the fans in the stadium started dancing. I typed in ole ole on YouTube and like 50 Indian songs came up. https://youtu.be/1jWdGLmsVMM?si=NZNytsRt1uDvUzmi
>>140360849https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8tLeVkSogs
>>140360849The DJ has been on fire this season. You now remember when we had Sweet Caroline play after every win.
No early City goal to kill the game immediately PLS
>>140360870Thank you my good sir >>140360883Yeah the stadium vibes are great this season
>>140360849I fucking love that they play the real Waka Waka whenever Kai has a good game. Love that song.
Das rite
Career ending injury to Rodri tonight?
Welbeck to win us the league
>>140361364>you now remember Welbz scoring the winner vs Leicester and thinking it’s finally >our time
All I want is a draw. Please birbs.
>>140345938>we missed so many chancesFunny thing is, this same applies to the Chelshit game as well. The first half was genuinely scary, with such a crap conversion rate. And with this smooth segue let's transition to my hot take:The Tuesday game could (should?) have easily ended 8-0 (what landed in + one of Kai's misses, Ode and Martinelli) if it wasn't for piss poor finishing. Piss poor finishing in a 5-0 game, I know.Then again, it could've as easily ended up with a dire 3-3 if a certain not-Michel but-Jackson knew how to kick a ball straight.All in all I reckon the scandalous decision to not get him sent off (based retard ref) became a big handicap for >us, because Chelski would surely fortify their defence and had a competent ball kicker up front for a counter otherwise.Anyway, I'd like the Kaiser stepping up his game.>>140353920>The Kikes will put their lives on the line on SundayIt's a murder then.>>140354242Spuds and Manure are NOT the reasons why >we don't win the title this season, simple as.
>>140361440well at least I can watch the new Fallout show now.
No...
Yeah it’s over, these fucks simply do not drop any points after March
IT'S OVER.
They've lost one game since the start of October, what are you expecting.
WHY IS EVERY BRAZILIAN A LW REEEEE
>>140361726I just want Poop to finally leave and City found guilty, until either one of those things happen the league will continue to be like that.
>>140356037>They'll also shout the stupidest fucking things. A full-back on his weak foot will be told to shoot from 40 yards out ("SHOOOOT"). Defenders will be berated for not pressing the man on the ball when we're facing an overload ("GET OUT TO HIM"). The keeper will be told to JUST GET RID OF IT instead of passing short even though playing out from the back has been a basic principle of our play for years now.Looks to me like a pair of seasoned "proppa brexit footy" connoisseurs.
>>140361777two more weeks
HOW I'M FEELING RN
At this point the other 19 teams in the league need to make a pact to injure all of City’s players next game. Slide in and break KDB’s ankle, two foot Rodri in the back of the head, we all collectively need to get rid of these guys so we can save football.
>>140361809Next season*
>>140360340>they aren't*beat you and compete to be in top four and wins fuck all, same as you*
It's over
Well this is done then, useless town of faggots.
This is soul destroying
I don't ask for much. Just for Rodri to be injured for a few weeks.
Fucking embarrassing refereeing.
If Arsenal want to win the league, they should pray Shitty lose their last match of the season, because if they lose or drop points now, then Arsenal's fate will be in their own hands, which means more pressure, which is something that Arsenal should stay away from.
>>140361896lmfao need a tissue???
>>140361809I think I said it after the Newcastle loss, to compete with City 3 losses are the absolute maximum one can afford in a whole season and >we are sitting at 5. That said >we won and drew vs City and you are right the rest of the league should do better but how do you compete with financial cheaters spearheaded by a super footballing autist (and convicted doper)?
>>140345186
>slip>get a foul>score from itThe refs don't even try to hide it anymore
>arse anal
based refs, who would want arsenal to win the league
>>140361940
It's fine, Spurs will do the job.
>>140361927Like I said, it needs to be understood by all the PL clubs to play murder ball whenever they face City. Just focus on putting them in a hospital don’t even try to win the game.
This is a team that dominated Real Madrid. You have to just give them credit where it's due they are the best team in English football.
>>140357237Lmaoing @ Jesus' reaction to Benny's goal.
>>140361986That would be lovely but can you do.
>the zebra
>>140361968kek literally all of us
GD bros… even that’s slipping away
these morons just want to concede
>>140361968I said earlier the spurs games will probably he the deciders
>>140361968no udogie, so nah
Fuck this Brighton team.
tottenham will fight us to the death on sundayand they will roll around and wag their tail against city.title race was over when we lost to villa lads...happy the team kept it competitive this far into the season
>>140362127They need top 4.
>>140361968>Tottenham Arsenal 3:1>Tottenham City (when things could already be truly over for Arsenal) May 14 1:5
>>140362147GRIM
this brighton squad looks like a pub teamand that cheating fop diving and getting a goal is criminal
>>140362147thank you future man
0 CLSOH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA BLUD THOUGHT A CATENACCIO POINT AT THE ETIHAD WAS GOOD FOR THEM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>140362176this is actually City vs Brighton B.
Oooooh NOOOO who could have seen this coming hahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha
it was literally over when the terrible kit for next season was leaked, same as last seasoni tell you guys every year how much the kit effects players these days but everyone just ignores me
in other news, someone at arsenal football club want Sir Marcus Rashford. What is the verdict on Rashford? Would it be a good deal for 60m?
To win the Premier League, you need to be the best team in the world, and we are not the best team in the world, yet…
>>140361777City arent guiltyPep is staying for a decade at leastDon't worry I'm sure Spuds will be itching to do you a favour haha
>>140362343would rather get sancho than himor neither actually
>>140361809Nobody cares about City winning except Liverpool, arsenal and united and their customers
I'm from London I just live here because are salaries are shit. Depressing as fuck watching city easily batter teams hoping for a loss. On a side note, anyone deserves American salaries for dealing with American HR and corporate culture.
>>140361809>save footballYou can help by fucking off to watch your own league
>>140362343please please please happen
>Foden slips>Referee gives him a goalWhat happened there? Man City is already the strongest, they don't need the help from the referees.
Just win all the remaining games
>>140362415kek i heard some dork at work complain to HR about 9-5 working hours, and she responded what seemed to be kind and understanding way. When he left, she went to the main manager and shitted on him calling his a fucking moron and all that. i had to go to the restroom to avoid laughing out loud
>>140362473check cleared
>>140362343>someone at arsenal football club want Sir Marcus RashfordNope they do not
>>140362335maybe because you post shit
>>140362516Americans are kind and chill. If you just took out and shot anybody who worked in HR or certain women in middle management the country would greatly improve. Apart from that one guy I had, he was chill.
>>140362343I forgot he got that MBE.
Rodri is allowed to hold down someone.
>>140362685i'm a beloved poster in this general and have been since 2013, i came up with a large percentage of our player nicknames and continue to produce corkers
VAR is useless.
>>140362770lmao wtf
Fact is with this City performance and the sloppy defence Arsenal showed vs Chelsea it'll be over this weekend
>>140362792abooboo sorry we don't put CLs in happy meals :(
>>140362898>fluke header >weakest foul in the world >birds gifting a goal they are ok
>>140362961>0 CLs>0 PLsyou are shite
>>140362898the sooner the better
They play Forest on the weekend so the GD advantage will be destroyed as well
>>140363049You'll go downAnd all the trophies that you "won" will go to the teams that came second
>>140363095>replying don’t
>>140363095absolutely. sweden will seize to be a shithole, you will lose your virginity, the 2006 final result will be overturned, your 100 million flops will stop being cold chest... or you'll keep living in the real world where i am laffin at u
>>140363095you don't really believe that
kek, this ref is so funny
so demoralizing...
this ref is a knob jockey
nice goal difference bro :')
All scripted
>>140363346i sure hope this guy is trolling otherwise he needs emergency grass touching
>>140361809won't happennobody cares when city wins the league and all the other teams would rather it be them than anyone else this league has no ABCs not even man united is ABC
>>140363369arsenal has no CLs
>>140362770kek what the fuck is going on
>>140363369thats retarded
>>140363369>win 6 of the last 7 prems>nobody caressad
>>140363385dog
Brighton really need to humble themselves. De Zerbi thinks he's some genius playing tiki taka from the back against much better opposition, but other managers are just much more pragmatic in these match ups
>>140363389That's England.
>>140363363Hes the most based football account on twitter
>>140363423I bet most United fans would rather see Arsenal win the league over Liverpool or Shiity 115 FC.
Love that City can just afford to bench an £100m player to bring him on later for shits and giggles.
>>140363459>caring what manure fans think
>>140363369true
>>140363471we've actually got a competent youth academy yeah so we don't need to take a shit load of Chelsea rejects year in year out
>>140363433
>>140362343Sure >we got Chelsea and City rejects. Might as well start working on United and Livershit rejects too.
>>140363433kek
>>140363414He battered Arteta like that thoHe just happened to lose 2 key midfielders, got other 4 injured and needs to play an European competition
Who keeps replying to that Dutch-flag retard. I've got about a billion hidden posts.
>>140363346Just watched Shutter Island the other day and I reckon this guy is the 67th patient.
>>1403636590 CLs
>>140363659some people never learn
>>140363659NO way, is that still the same mentally-ill Dutch poster from last year? The Man City troll? Took a break from this shithole, can't believe someone could be so in need of help.
I genuinely think Hojlund would work well in Arsenal's team. Nice of Man United to train him for us, and drop his price inevitably when he flops due to lack of service from the rest of the team.
I'm not one to feed the trolls but holy fuck this dutchfag is a loser, does he not have a life outside posting in /arse/ every 20mins it's probably the most pathetic things i've ever seen on 4chan lads and i'm not even an arsenal fan
>>140363823One of the very few unselfish mannure players. He is their fan so it wont happen.
another choke tonight, how are we feeling lads?
Someone's gotta check the ref's family
>>140363852yeah, when I've watched Man Utd play I notice he is one of their best pressers, and he is a decent finisher with pace and strength. I wonder if the shit season Man Utd have had would make him turn his head. just some wishful thinking.I think if Arsenal sell the dead weaight we can probably afford a $100m striker if we split the payments up. Gyhokeres or Oshimen? If we don't get a $100m striker then we should go for a good off the bench option because NKEKS is done for. Everytime he gets an appearance off the bench the team cant score. I hope the hattrick he had against sheffield this season is enough to sell him (no refunds of course)
>>140363950feels pretty bad, especially when I consider we've never won the European Cup
>>140364088Is that true?
>>140364161I wasn't sure so I looked it up and yes, 100pc confirmed, Arsenal do NOT have a European Cup or Champions League
>>140363955I feel like goykers is a memeno doubt he could be great, I don't want to take anything away from himbut oshimen is a way safer bet (albeit way harder to do, and of course more expensive)
>>140364348oshimen sucks and is really fucking overrated. gyökeres is a fraud
>>140364448listen swede, I want Isak too but lets be real here
>>140363823I think so toohe also seems to have the attitude
How long do Isak and Hojlund even have on their contracts?
Now that we know Arteta is happy to go back for previous targets when available i think it's likely that Vhalovic and Guimares arrive this summerJuventus and Newcaslte both need to sellProbably cost about £140m+ for both but it would be worth itSaka Vhalovic Havertz Martinelli Trossard Jesus - forward options, sell Nelson and Nketieh for anyone who wants themGuimares Odegaard Rice Jorginho Partey 5/6 good midfield options
>>140364564according to some dodgy sources i found online, Hojlund is on a 5 year contract and isak is ona contract till 2027
>>140364564isak has a contract like the other anon said until 2027, but his wages will drop by up to 20% if they don't make the uclhe has every reason to move, even if it's to us or someone else (barca is linked with him but I doubt that will happen)poocastle are going to ask for 80 mill at least but I think we should take it desuthe striker-market is pretty shite and it's one of the positions we lack the mostas a kaibro I do worry about our future though if we buy a striker
>>140365504kaiguys would be relieved with an Isak signing giving his injury record. nketiahcels and Jesussers will be very concerned
>>140361964New one. You're welcome
>>140365538but as a Kaichad, he just simply wouldn't be starting anymorewe've tried havertz in the midfield, and it just doesn't fucking workyou're not gonna spend 80 mill for a striker and never play himalso:>looking at injuries when buying players for our teamthat literally never matterswe've bought multiple players that had great injury-records before signing with us and were permanently injured, and vice versaNshitiah is hopefully gone this summer and jesus will be a benchwarmer (if he's not already injured which he likely will be)
>>140365604typing this out just made me realize we're probably not even going to buy a striker....
>Arsenal and Manchester City have been made aware that Newcastle United will listen to offers in excess of £80m for Brazil midfielder Bruno Guimaraes, 26, this summer. (90min)>Guimaraes' £100m release clause will only be active for one month, from late May to late June. (Fabrizio Romano, via Caught Offside)>Arsenal are tracking multiple midfield targets amid concerns a deal for Real Sociedad and Spain midfielder Martin Zubimendi, 25, could be difficult. (Standard)>Zubimendi says reports linking him to some of Europe's top clubs "are just rumours" and he is happy at Real Sociedad. (Marca - in Spanish)think its safe to say that another midfielder is coming this season, but I have no idea who it's going to be. struggle to see arsenal pay the money Newcastle want for Guimares (but I think he slots into Arsenals team perfectly). Everton brought Arteta from Sociedad for 5m and Xabi Alonso went to Liverpool from Sociedad for 10m. Market has changed so much that a Sociedad player who doesn't play for the national team is now is 60m. Oyarzabal is still at Sociedad, I don't think those guys want to go anywhere.
>>140365640>>140365604grim... then lets spend 100m on wingers and a proper CB backup (kiwior's aerial game is too weak for my taste). a RW competition for Saka is CRUCIAL
>>140365666a midfielder is coming 100%>>140365689I think we need a lot in this window, which is kinda why I think we will be lacking in attacka great CB-backup is 100% needed. someone that could step up when saliba or gabriel is injuredkiwior/tomi should be used when white/timber needs a rest, and ukraine is hopefully leaving in the summer too. I don't know if tierney is any good at this point, but we're looking good regardless in those areasthen you need a good midfielder who's going to be starting almost every game. We've locked down ode and rice, but that remaining spot is still so shaky. Partey is always injured, jorghino is a hit or a miss every game (he's also getting old) and vieria is not consistent at all.just those spots are going to be expensive if you want quality-established playersthen we need a striker/back-up winger. my guess is that edu/arteta will look for a player that is somewhat a future prospect that can play both
>>140365666diabolic trips checked
I know Brighton have a bunch of injuries but getting battered 4-0 at home is pathetic. Bloody soft poofters.
>memery killing our title hopes >neverton taking pool out of the race
You know what's weird? Being an ex-tottenham manager, this should put so much joy and smile on my face but I kinda don't because he took care of Arteta during his PSG days, I feel a bit bad for him. He's clearly out of his depth in EPL in 2024. Is it weird? Lol. I never hated Poch as much as Jose for some reason.
At least city are winning in style again instead of stuff like fodens slip and free kick happening in 90+5, that being said we really should've taken advantage when there was no de bruyne but arteta thought nkhetiah was good enough to start and didn't realise CF is the position where havertz shines late 2023Being in the CL was more of a distraction in the end as that villa home game was at a bad time but we're better for the experience being back in there for the first time for almost a decade
Tick tock, princess.
Question for Arsenal fans, is 2nd place a result you're happy with?Do you view it as "great season, couldn't quite get there but have a real shot of going one step further and winning next year"Or is it a case of "we had such a good chance, got so close, but failed AGAIN"
Again, a season derailed by european pursuits, also city agent zinny c
>>140374011>>140376405Have to start holding Gabby J accountable as well. Fewer goals than Ben white. He's competing with kiwior for goals scored. Not a single game where he's saved us or even stood out. Arguably the biggest flop since Pepe.
>mfw we can't play city again to take points off them Let's not celebrate draws next time and focus on taking all 6 points from city
>>140377833>implying you wouldn't get smashed by current City
>>140377895The last time citeh scored a goal against us it was Cole palmer who did the scoring. Not sure how this "smashing" would occur
>>140373086yeah im quite indifferent about himjose was a through cunt consider he managed both spuds and chelsea>>140376134bit of A and Bit really depend on the context. if preseason you just tell people we gonna finish 2nd and got CL qf, i think a lot would be ok.And let say man city was blitzing past everybody and win the league in march, people would just shrug at it. but getting close and lose right at the end even if you win it all from now is a bit more bitterhowever last year was much worse, realistically speaking we barely stay at number 1 for long this season compared to last one
>>140376134It depends on how we finish 2nd>win the rest of the gamesI'd be disappointed but optimistic for next season>lose the rest of our games Arteta out>pull a dortmundI'd kill myself.
>>140378144if >we pull a fucking dortmund just disband the general
>>140378301Can't be done, it's eternal.
>losing vs Tottenham when the league is at stake Arteta OUT
>be arseanal>get 10 minutes injury time (12) when not winning>get a guarenteed dive penalty every other game>can cancel fixtures when too scared (spurs)>get more rest than anybody else>still win fuck all
>>140364761My Euro nostalgia glasses still wants Chiesa not sure how he has been performing since the injury and whether he can play both sides? Maybe if he can only play LW then Bossard can deputise for Saka?
>>140376134Before the season started I hoped we would challenge for the title again while being competitive in the CL. So I think we achieved both (although I am not happy with how far from our top level we were in both games against Porto and Bayern).A couple of months into the season I changed my expectations. We played so bad and didn't look like a team. A top 4 finish and being competitive in the CL (hopefully kill the first knockout round curse). We definitely achieved that.After the Fulham loss in December I decided that the only way I will hope for the title again would be if we win 10 in a row. We won 9 out of 10 (drawing City on that 8th game).All in all, I am happy with the way we play. We did well getting into the title race again and we are actually finishing the season in a way only done by Liverpool and Man City in the past years (only dropped 5 points since January, Man City dropped 8 during similar period last year with 4 games to go and (we dropped 18 points during that same period)).
>more news popping up that Arsenal may be reconsidering signing a striker because of Havertz jesus h. christ pls no, unless the club magically conjures a 20 goals + a season winger out of thin air on the left >we absolutely need a fucking striker.At least there is talk about Jesus + Shitketia leaving.
>>140380612Teams are going to offer us a £100 million take it or leave it offer for any 20+ goals a season striker. With that money, you may as well just make the team better overall.
>>140380612For me we only ever needed a new striker for Nketiah anyway. A younger, hopefully future star for max 50m that can play anytime Jesus is injured. Nketiah is too bad to even sub in for Jesus when he is gone so we need an upgrade there.Now if we sell Jesus (which I am not totally against because he can't stay fit (Tomiyasu another I feel fit the same box)), then we definitely need to splurge big on a new striker and then we might as well get someone better (if one is available that is).Havertz could be the stand in for Jesus (or rotate with him) instead of Nketiah but then we instead need a new midfielder instead of Havertz.
>>140380612Havertz is better than all of the available strikers though.
frenkie de jong is now willing to leave barça
>>140381101after valverde dislocated his ankle and wasnt even fouled for it i bet he is.don't really think he's worth anything more than 50m though, good player but injury prone.
>>140381086all the strikers that are available**for a small 0 cl pub side like arseanal
Shitty will drop points, unless the refs help them in every single game
Part of me fears Zubimendi would be just a more expensive Torreira in the sense that in 3 months time he'd start feeling homesick and his performance levels would drop.>>140381042Mika Biereth LANS
>>140381307so they won’t drop any points
>>140380612Scoring goals hasn't been the team's problem the last couple of seasons. And what, you want Arteta trying to force Kai into the 8 position again?
>>140381321would be another Denis Suárez/Dani Ceballos case>>140381325They have the FA on the on the payroll
>>140381385scoring goals has very well been a problem, all the crunch games or most of the losses were down to the team not finishing their chances.And no to Rice but >we do need a striker, midfielder, LB and some RW competition before Saka dies - minimum. Sell the rest of the useless shitters clogging up the bench, I don’t care because they are either injured or Arteta never plays them to begin with. Fill up the rest of the third to fourth rotation slots with academy kids.
>>140381385Scoring goals when the attacking flow is not at its best has been our problem for a long time. Trossard is probably the only one I would back to score a goal on a half chance. The rest of them need a couple of clear cut chances to score a goal. Getting a player that can come up with those important goals out of nowhere (or when we are not playing at our best) would be so beneficial for this team.
>>140381385I think Kai played just as well in the midfield position. His runs are great and he works hard in defence. His first touch and his passing could be better though (negatives I would highlight if we discuss him as a striker as well).
>>140381948Nice
>>140381495Trossard can miss and absolute tap in, the Villa game. Nobody is immune from bad luck.
Forget about incoming transfers for a second, let’s focus on outgoing. Who is 100% leaving this summer?
>>140345342It was a default club in FIFA 2009, my first football game. That's how i became fan of arse
>>140382678nketiah, ESR, nelson and partey.
>we started the first 10 games with Nketiah up frontImagine how good we’ll be next season when we being in more elite players. We’re still only at 70% of our potential.
>>140382678>>140382741Based, Tutankhamun should not leave this club
>>140382422And Saka, Jesus, Odegaard, Martinelli can score a half chance. It doesn't mean they do it often (just like Trossard missing a sitter).
>>140382713FIFA 07, Ronaldinho and Rooney on the cover. Beautiful saturated colors on a cathode ray tube TV. Arsenal sporting a beautiful 4-4-2 with Henry, Adebayor, Rosicky, Ljungberg, Fàbregas, Gilberto Silva, Clichy, Kolo Touré, Gallas, Lauren and Lehmann. How could you NOT fall in love?
>>140376134>Do you view it as "great season, couldn't quite get there but have a real shot of going one step further and winning next year">Or is it a case of "we had such a good chance, got so close, but failed AGAIN"Both of these are true. We had a great season, and definitely one foot in the door towards winning the title, but also did fumble a golden opportunity after getting so close.
Foden is allowed to just flop onto the ground with LITERALLY - as proven by frame-by-frame analysis - zero contact, raises his hand (i.e. willingly cheats) and get a FK which leads to a winning goal which decides the outcome and VAR says nothing This is the machine that Arsenal are up against. It's the same one that Liverpool were up against except they cheated a bit less back then because they had more truly world-class players (all of which had payments off the books) No shame in it, you did your best. it's just that City Football Group bribe Michael Oliver & Jarred Gillett. Filter NL flags while you're at it
>>140383097Grim.
It’s possible to be a worse team than Man City and knock them out of a cup competition, we’ve seen it happen a lot. However, it’s impossible to be a worse team than Man City and beat them over a 38 game season.The only way you can win the PL is by being better than the best team in the world, so essentially, Arsenal must become the best team in the world to win this trophy.I would say we’re the third best team in the world right now behind City and Real Madrid when we’re playing our best football. We have to take another step forward this summer.
>>140382678cedrik is the only one confirmed
>>140362516HR in the united states exists to protect the employer from lawsuits. That's it. They are not the "employees' friend". Anything you tell HR or complain about, always assume is going to get back to management in some way.
>>140382983>clichyAshley Cole was still in their team for Fifa 07 And gallas wasn't
>>140383097yeah and especially the lack of media attention is quite baffling, imagine Saka did something like that, every podcast and media outlet would have whipped up a headline article in minutes.
>>140384145I think if it was a closer result where the one goal making the difference was a flop from Foden it would be talked about more. It's dumb but because brighton conceded all those other goals after, the media doesnt see the free kick as a big deal. Brighton didnt do themselves any favors by conceding so easily. This happens with all bad ref calls unfortunately
>>140381042>A younger, hopefully future star for max 50m that can play anytime Jesus is injured.Hear me out, Santiago Gimenez.
>>140384213>foul>advantage play>slip>advantage canceled, free kickit's not that complicated coping schizo 0 cl retards
>>140383762Lel I’m a labour consultant and my whole job is just to protect the employers while listening to employee BS. I always imagined that in the States the workers at least had the mindset to render a service, unlike here.
i have a theorythe dutch flag is actually the livapewl supporter on a VPN. am i right?
>>140384630you can make whatever headcanon you want i don't mind, but whether i support psv, liverpool, city, whoever, i can tell you we have more CLs than you regardless
>>140384630I don't know about that but he (DSL is his usual nickname, due to his fat rubbery lips) will notably never slag off Spurs
>you're really about to officially put your foolish ambitions to rest at spurs awaykek kek kek kek
>>140384651DSL got his internet cut off by his mum (again) but this time finally, couple of months back, this version is one of our usual suspects, switches between Dutch, German, Australian and British VPNs, my money is on 190kg.Easy to spot since he is basically in any thread where the slightest mention of Arsenal happens.
Man City owns youDMCC (Dutch Man City Chad) owns you
>>140384630It’s 190kg who didn’t get any (you)s on his Aussie VPN and then like a relegated Swansea decided to latch on others’ success (DSL being a “good” troll) which is why giving him a (you) is supremely sad.
>>140384865>>140384904I wanna say this is still DSL, he's just stopped attaching Man City pics to his posts for some reason. But if you read them in the end he's still posting the exact same stuff as always.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/137821570/#137826989Now why he stopped mentioning City and decided to dedicate his life to /arse/ instead, I have no idea.
>>140384984190kg just copied DSL’s shitposting ‘template’ literally copy and paste but is too dumb to steal Apple Wallet and Stadium pics from the Blue Moon forum like DSL did.
>>140384984>Now why he stopped mentioning City and decided to dedicate his life to /arse/ instead, I have no idea.Because he used to try and start cringe blue moon general threads, would get get about 10 replies, half of which were him bumping the thread before they inevitably died, as Man City are a tragic plastic club with no fanbase outside of pathetic foreign bandwaggoners like him.
speaking of dutch flags, i hear de jong would be available this summer. need it or keep it?
>>140385553kek i remember that.he would shamelessly literally post "bump" a couple of times before the thread dies out.
All this talk of us needing a striker but I look at it differently. Rather than a particular position, there's a profile we desperately need in attack. We need a monster on transitions that can break games single-handedly (Henry, Rashford, Leao, Mbappe). There's a reason we tried to buy Raphinha and then Mudryk. There was talk of us looking at Rashford when Arteta came in but that ship has surely sailed. Is there a top CF that can fill that gap? Possibly Isak. Would he improve the collective? Probably not enough for what he'd cost. His lack of an engine will hurt our press and we already have no problem scoring goals. I could only see us going for someone like Vlahovic if Jesus moves on.
>>140385610His physicality would worry me in the PL. Does he have the running power to keep up with the top CMs? I'm not convinced. Bruno G would be the safer option as he's proven in the league.
I think Guimaraes news are coming from his agent. He has the same one with Gabriel. And also Danilo, news were filled with "Danilo to Arsenal" for a year before he got to Nottingham. So if his camp pushing for a move, maybe there's a deal below his 100m clause. Dude is a cunt but he'd be very very good as a primary 6. Also Rice and him can interchange 6 and 8 even in the middle of the game.
>>140357510JFC are you thickits a reflection of the *current* likeliehood of where a team might finish. And, obviously, that takes into account *current* league postions etc to do so. If it was 'accurate from Day 1' theyd probably be using it to clear out the betting industry instead
>>140385800His £100m release clause is payable over five years (5 x £20m) so it probably doesn't even make sense to haggle them down as they'll only want more up-front.
>>140385659don't worry you'll end up with kalvin phillips instead
>>140385898Him turning 27 in november can be one thing that makes Arsenal look somewhere else.
>>140385387Kek is that how DSL got so fat?
>no footy todayWhy even live?
>>140386075Sociedad vs Real will have to do.
>>140383933I will defile your corpse.
>>140386402>Theo Walcott grows to become the best player in the worldlegendary game
I really think we can do it, boys. I think we can get top 4 this season. What do you guys think?
Aston Villa needs to lose some games. Otherwise Tottenham will lose the chance of getting 4th even before they play City, and that means they'll gift them points to spite Arsenal.
>>140356549
>>140385898Scrap that. Hagn is an absolute retarded cunt, and should delete himself from the internet, the amount of misinformation he spews is unparalleled.Original Athletic article states:>And, while anyone buying Guimaraes could amortise the £100million cost over five years — meaning it could be spread over the length of a contract and would only go down as a £20m annual fee — it still represents a massive financial outlay, even given how highly the Brazil international is rated.Yes, amortization for the lenght of the contract. Like with any fucking transfer, clause or no clause, ever.
>>140386768it's extremely convenient that spurs play shitty after they played arsenal, chelsea and liverpool which probably means their team is already reaching their limit physically and/or a couple of starting 11 injuries. too convenient even...
>>140386964Spurs run-in is horrific
>>140383097>zero contactClipped the defenders boot.
Imagine making about a quarter of the posts in a rival teams thread and getting no responses to any of them. And doing this in literally every one.
Bruno G would be a great midfield signing, but what about left back? Why do I feel like there are no top quality left backs in the world?
>>140387061Kek they could possibly be out of top four race before the city game, giving them nothing to play for. its over. SUMMER TRANSFRE WINDOW WILL BE BIG THOOO
>>140387160We mustn't judge the mentally ill too harshly.
Imagine playing in most champions league editions and never winning one
>>140387267Fullback is a meme position, most players who end up there couldn't make it in other positions. If you want your fullback to defend, play a centre-back there. If you want your fullback to invert/playmake, play a midfielder there. If you want your fullback to attack/cross, play a winger there.
>>140387473And if you want all of that sign Zinchenko
>>140387490Zinchenko can't defend, but he's great at inverting because he's ultimately a midfielder. White is our best full-back at doing all those roles, and even he is only playing there because Saliba forced him out wide.
>>140385553>pathetic foreign bandwaggonersHey!
>>140385800Marquinhos too.
>>140387061Come on, even a team like Totalspuds Mildsperms should get a W against the likes of Burnley, (current) Chelshit and Sheffs and could win against the season-already-over Liverpoop, even takes points off Shitty.They are getting destroyed on Sunday, tho.
Zubimendi is playing against Real Madrid right now btw, if anyone cares to watch.
>>140387876don't worry he's not smart enough to see irony
>>140387267>he forgot
>>140345342>/mug/
>>140362708>If you just took out and shot anybody who worked in HR or certain women in middle management the country would greatly improvetruest word in the general
with arse slut joining liverpool, does this mean that airpods albert will leave to coach feyenoord?
>>140383221>I would say we’re the third best team in the world right now behind City and Real Madrid
What's the expectations for Sunday? I couldn't see Spurs getting more than 6 points from their remaining fixtures, but they're flukey cunts and with the bin dippers giving up they may end up with more. I don't think Chelsea will be so easy after the drubbing your lot gave them the other night either.
>>140387473True, I was thinking this watching Barco for Brighton yesterday
>>140390483A good sign for us, is that we're worriedit's when we're confident everything goes to shit
>>140390483Draw. I'll be shocked if >we win on Sunday. Arsenal has only won at Tottenham like twice in the current millenium.
>>140391209this. looking at sunday expecting a decent performance but a disappointing result. or basically arsenal against every good team this season
Gyokeres scored 2 goals in 1 game, while scoring 0 in previous 5. Pass on that swedish tomboy-ditching one season wonder.
>>140401373And Sesko is doing better and better.50m cheaper, 5 years younger, 8 centimeters taller...i think the choice is obvious.
Idk who needs to hear this but Havertz is our CF now. Edu has been "actively" trying to sign a RW for half a decade now with nowt to show for it, and you expect him to go out and spend 100 large in July on "goykers" or "sexo" after the club have informally declared that Havertz is making them reconsider their earlier plans? Get fucking real
>>140401502Nketiah out for ~20m and Sesko in for net 30m is what will happen.
>>140401524*22m his clause is £42m
Newcastle will prioritise selling Guimaraes before Isak. Because everything above 50m for Guimaraes is a big profit on their books, while Isak needs to go for 80m+ to generate at least something. Plus they already have Tonali as a replacement.
watch westham punk on liverpool today
Tomorrow is going to be awful, prep your Arteta OUTs lads.
Tomorrow is going to be amazing, prep your Arteta INs lads.
Gonna watch arsenal tomorrow with the lads :).>>140401498Watched sesko vs madrid, not gonna lie he was dogshit.
gonna be a great game
Bump
Trossard is such a Wenger player. Feels like #19 should be reserved for our tricky players now. Like #14 is for our strikers.
>>140404858>upper picture0 major trophies>bottom picture0 major trophieswe've come so, so far arse anal customer sissy bros
This Martin Obi guy just scored 4 in 20 odd minutes again.Really hope he doesn't turn out to be just another JET.
>>140401524in FM i was able to sell eddie for 50m... is it possible to scam hard like that in real life?
>>140406218since ur mentioning it, here's some of his goalshttps://x.com/KT_AFC3/status/1784187722334085630
Wow, Liverpool are truly mentally broken. Reminds me of Arsenal end of season collapses.
>>140406661i hope arsenal dont have another collapse like that this season. those last 5 games in 2023 we GRIM
>>140406482Rosiak is another one that I think looks good.He's a tall fullback and really good at taking free-kicks.
Potentially 3 losses in a row for Liverpool. Never seen such a collapse.
whast the best caliber player we can get, we need ozil and alexis type signings this summer
>>140406706they never truly invested properly since 2019. If they had just spent some money back then they legitmately could have gotten the best of the best players for +++ years. They were insane at the time. instead they cheaped out and now they are going downwwards
Martin Obi just scored 6 for the U18s
>Liverpool's last clean sheet in the Premier League came way back on 2 March at Nottingham Forest.Shocking stat. We've had SIX since that day.
Liverpool have plain given up, no other way around it.
>>140406739Replacing Mane with Diaz and Darwin was a real step backwards and TAA being perennially shit doesn’t help when Man Mountain dies every season.
im not going to sit here and pretend we're better than pool against west ham. remember we lost to west ham 2-0 AT HOME. Fucking disaster class that game
guys i want to make a meme with this background as u see in the picture, but how do i get the blue picture only so i can photoshop in the guys i want?
What the fuck
>>140406877>stat padding to eventually sell himmegamind edu
>>140406877*What the fuck that dude's surname sounds like anus
any liverpool players we fancy buying?
>>140406916ill take diaz, and jota
>liverpool>liverpool>liverpoolok you guys can stop now. we're focusing far too much on other teams
>>140406969im bored. playing on sunday sucks
£200m package for Maddison and Richarlison
>>140406925diaz has no end product. he does excellent runs but 9 times out of 10 it ends up as nothing. we have enough wasteful players, la'
>>140407014swebro, if you could have ur dream summer what players would u buy
>>140406992No thanks, you will pay more for shitters that have lower output than Havertz.
Proper pinball goal
Serious question. When we finish 2nd and Liverpool finish 3rd do we get a trophy? Because they got an actual trophy, do we get one too?
>>140407300absolutely, the KWAB award
Liverpool are genuinely garbage
>>140407316Is that a real thing?
just let him cross bro, aura defending
Ooh, Salah and Klopp quarreling
>>140407420He is getting brave when he knows Klopp is on the way out lel.
>>140407342you're an arsenal fan and don't know you've won it two decades in a row?
Liverpool are garbage. Although I do wander what would've happened if they were given that penalty against City
>>140407578do you even wonder about the sweltering hot Paris summer of 2006?
>lololopoopool
>>140407800>They're actually going to finish 1 place below usLOL
>>140407935lets not get too cocky arsenal bros... i dont want to laugh too hard at klopp and jinx our game tomorrow
>>140407935Thanks for outing yourself as a child molester
>>140407300When was the last time Arsenal actually won a genuine trophy?
Why do the trolls here either like sucking willies like that dutch faggot or touching kids? like there are zero exceptions
I love being a zoomzoom city fan with no attachments to the past so I get to support a successful team, I'm sure you boomers felt the same way back in 2004.
>>140408058Do you often think about those themes?
>>140408058DSL?
>>140408058unreasonably hating Arsenal with a passion is always the result of a mental illness so those things go hand in hand.
>>140345186Embarrassing that Liverpool
>Sandcastle
honestly more worried about utd gameseems like they always play to their opponents level
Sesko good.
>>140345342First team on FIFA Most anons were relatively young when they were successful (invincibles, ucl final)Many legendary players that were unique technique wise (but made of glass)Plays attacking football even when it should notTldr: because arse plays entertaining football, and because of that does not get enough silverware thus gets mocked thus this thread being so popular
>>140408779Manure will get tanked but their fans will claim that they rolled over on purpose to stop City winning 4 in a row
>>140406870Lost the league here
isak could be a devastating addition to this arsenal squad.
>>140409048nah mate that would stump havertz's development
>>140408872I’d like to add that Wengernonics and not oil/oligarch expenditure while still achieving a high standard makes myself as a JF feel less like a plastic glory hunter. For reference my friend who got me into soccer is a Chelsea plastic and he googled pre-oligarch Chelsea “history” to try and prove he isn’t a plastic. My brother who is 100% a glory hunter supports Chelsea and EG in dota (who coincidentally won TI) and Dortmund. So yeah Arsenal feels like a club who is where they are on merit, at least to me.
if we don’t get 3 points against united I’ll lose my marbles
>Newcastle United striker Alexander Isak will be hit with a 20% pay cut if he remains at the club next season. >(Source: GiveMeSport)SIGN HIM NOW
>>140409292>worrying about Poonited when >we have the Kikes away tomorrow
>>140409465>signing another permacrockNo thank you, don’t care how talented he is if he’s only available half the season
>>140408033Last year was the Community Shield, but if that doesn't count somehow, then 2020 and FA Cup, innit.
>Liverpool bottled a 5 point lead, same as Arsenal last year>they are not even getting one tenth of the criticism Arsenal gotI think people just really hate seeing Arsenal be successful. I suspect it’s because we went from 8th to title challengers in three years and it makes people insecure about what their own club is doing and investing in.
City still have to play Fulham away
>>140410290FT: Fulham 1 - City 4
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>>140409698this "everyone criticizes arsenal but nobody criticizes anyone else" is doing my bloody head in. it's literally spread everywhere for some reason and almost every single arsenal fan parrots it. genuinely why even care? if arsenal football club is being constantly put under the microscope thats either because the fanbase is too easy to rile up which leads to more engagement and clicks or simply due to arsenal being a sort of "antagonist" club that gathers hate and hostility from the media and other fans. in reality its probably a combination of these two but all you need to do is just simply brush it off and embrace it. you do not win silverware and get on the big stage if you're constantly hindering yourself by giving attention to how the media is portraying the club or the fans, or how they are evaluating your season and transfers. if the media has an agenda against >us(which they do) for bottling the league last season(which we did) then all that needs to be done is to prove them wrong by winning it and shutting them up. livapewl or chelshit or whatever the fuck are all irrelevant to >us and we should just simply do what needs to be done, WIN TROPHIES.
>>140410728excellent pointas
Villa-Chelsea is one of those games I can enjoy no matter the result
>>140411736>no matter the resultArsenal needs Villa to lose. Otherwise Tottenham is out of top4 race by the time they play City.
>>140410342It do be like that
>garnacho's brother posting THAT gabriel offside trap on XStarting to feel like these lot sit around in a circle every week and "unpack" their "traumatic experience" at the emirates
>pickford's 12th clean sheet im the prem Uh Gayabros?
>>140414041You mean THIS Gabriel offside trap?
>>140414786THIS exact Gabriel offside trap?
>>140414825>>140414786>>140414041THIS precise moment in time when a certain Gabriel performs the most perfect offside trap ever in the history of man?
Rooting for Chelsea here. Memery needs to be humbled.
>Alonso having a better invincible season than the drawvincibleslollmao
>>140414885absolutely Fucking hate Memery, and that subhuman Martinez does actually disgust me.
>>140415010>in the Blundesligano interested
>>140415327Bundesliga is stronger than the EPL. They have Dortmund and Bayern in the Champions League semi-finals.
We need Chelsea to win here so the yids are still in contention for fourth place come their game with man city btw. only possibility of them giving a shit about the man city game is if they have fourth to play for
>>140415397lmao
Bayer going invincible should fuck only Bayern and Bayern supporters. With all their absolute, total, multiple decade spanning dominance, they never done that.
At this point last season we knew Declan was the number one summer target. This year, we have no idea who Arsenal are interested in. Is Bruno G really the strongest rumor?
>>140415676>Marcus Rashford, welcome to Arsenal! top goals and highlights
Cucurella is having a nightmare week
>>140415859When he cried in post match interview after scoring his first goal for Brighton it was evident he was a very feeble human being. Very Ramsdalesque.
>>140415990*even worse, he cried directly after scoring AND in the interview
>>140408396dick sucking lips, the dutch (morrocan immigrant) shitty115 fc customer that used to be a janny a, spammed /sp/ with shitty shitty 115 fc threads, no he only has his prime job, sucking dick with his big lips
Mudryk would genuinely struggle to start for Crystal Palace, I don’t know what Arteta saw in him
>>140416415He does have crazy acceleration. In a functioning team he may be useful.
How much differently did you see this season going if we managed to get caicedo over rice I can't decide if he's a shit player or bogged in a shit team
>>140416623having that problem with a lot of their players actually.
I'm starting to feel bad for Jackson
>>140416415>>140416623>Mudkyp>Concedeo5D chess by our fellow Edu "The Mastermind" Gaspar. Wouldn't be surprised if he was the secret adviser behind Klopp's decision to go public early with retirement too.
Starting to fear for Poch’s job
yeah tottenham wont be fighting for top 4 in may against city. LMAO chelsea are so shit
I’m enjoying every second of that Lelsea collapse, long may it continue.
>>140414681He's doing it without salibriel and 2 other CBs and a whole system rigged to protect his goal as wellGayafags can't relate
>>140345186>shatsenal
at least forest has something to play for tomorrowthey really need points to not be relegated and have successfully taken points from city before
>>omg Chelsea need to win oh no spuds are falling too far behind if villa lose now and the top 4 rac-ACKMAYBE WE SHOULDN'T HAVE GIFTED 6 POINTS TO GUD EBENIGGERY THEN
>we lost at home to this Villa teamFarteta fucking OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Still not winning the league, never, ever again.
>>140419440 arteta should be sacked tomorrow. fuicking embarrassing
>viller
>>140415735YAMERO
>>140419440It was bad management by Arteta, but we also should’ve scored four goals in the first half and killed the game when we were dominating them. The finishing was just diabolical that day.
>All of a sudden you are not allowed to push defending players in the backIt is all so tiresome
>>140419778Was thinking the same thing. Must be nice.
We really needed Villa to lose that, genuinely think PGMOL cunts had that in mind when they ruled out the winner. Less contact than the Newcastle shove on Gabriel btw. Can't wait to see what they have in store for us tomorrow
no fucking mercy tomorrow
>>140419742You mean match fixing to ensure his gf pep wins again
Just a reminder that Michael "Owned by the UAE" Oliver will be the referee tomorrow.
>>1404201171 mistake shouldn’t become the new standard
Is the game being played or did you beg FA to cancel it again?????
>>140420545grim
>>140420545WAKE ME UP
>>140420545which means he'll try to screw us over but we will win anyway.
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