Future and Past GOATs edition>>140336305
Paulo 2.0 is ready for application
>>140345905Ew is that Chandler?
shit thread
*stands in thread*
>AH HEH HEH HEH OH AH-HA HA HEH HEH>HA HEH HEH HA HEH HEH HAI>HUH HAI HEH HEH>HAI HEH HEH>HAI HEH HEH>HAI>HUH HAI HUH HAI >HUH HAI HUH HAI>HAI HUH HAI HAH HAI>UH UHSOON
>>140345921>Granblue>Oro and HugoHoly based, who do you play on Granblue? For me, it's Soriz. Old man's a certified heemer.
>>140345905/fa/ggot here. Balenciaga really is trash tier.
>Your son is a monkey, mate.SOON
joe pyfer puts dricus out in one
>>140345645Well yeah, if he said he’d knock him out instead it would feel less like a shitpost and be less funny, and if it was Shavkat posting about being a decisionater when that isn’t true, it wouldn’t really make sense as a joke, or at least the humor would come from sarcasm instead
>>140345950>t. hap
>>140346108They don't do that kinda stuff man you're just a racist piece of shit
Curtis.
Michael Bisping: The White Man's Opinion.
>>140346238I like Curtis, shame gayne had to go and duck again so now Tom has to heem him instead
>>140345951*Stands Infront of you*
FACT: Sneed (she/her) has sex with individuals that were assigned male at birth.
>>140346320Curtis fucks Aspinall up.
I don't buy the Shavkat Rakhmonov hype.
>>140346281Oh fair enough
>>140346007Its fookin better anyway you didnt reproduce ya fookin cuckold. Ya fookin weakling
>>140346380Jailton was ragdolling him mate, it’s over.
>>140346108If you were Gane or any other headliner UFC fighter who has made enough money to live comfortably, why would you even want to fight? You have enough money to play vidya and fuck around for the rest of your life, and you wouldn’t make nearly enough in non-headliners trying to work back up for it to be worth all the effort and potential brain damage. Like oh no some randoms will call me a fake one, boo hoo you’d be at your 9-5 thinking about what you’re going to do on the weekend after getting all of your chores done while I’d be running through my steam library and show backlog, all while still being able to heem 99% of the population as long as I still train here and there and go on fun jogs. Soft quitting would be the highest IQ thing Gane has done for all the memes about him
>>140346543>he thinks poofc pays well
Ngannou is still the baddest man on the planet btw
>life and death with shitril gayne (arguably lost)>heemed dead by a pillow poofteryeah he’s bad alright
i know sergei pavlovichand i know sergei spivachbut if you asked me which name belonged to whomst i honestly couldnt tell you. frankly i only remember the buff one and cant even remember what the other looks like atm... is it the lanky one? fuck man this paste on the heemfoil is derailing my brainwaves...
>I’m gonna break diamond brazzaSOON
UFC 300: Australia vs Making A Good Post
can somebody photoshop a piece of foil and a lighter in ercegs hands lol
>>140347041More like Australia vs getting his soon posts right.
>>140347092He got Leon beating colbitch right, did you?
>>140347134>He gotHe got nothing and he did it for free.
>>140347134No, got max vs justin right though.
>>140347218Personally I thought Max had a good chance of winning if he fought with extreme pressure and volume like he did in the Kattar fight, but didn’t predict him to lose or to win in the way that he did.Justin fought like shit though if we’re being honest with ourselves.
>>140347360Nah he was a lamb to the slaughter round 1 ya done
i would have told justin to stop blocking that spinning kick with his face
Heard some people are getting real worked up about my boy Izzy. Don't know what the fuck he did to cause this, but even journalists are getting heemed over it.
I would have told Justin that Max has no chance.
>paddy the daddysoon.
>>140347481Uhm, why is he on the birthing bed?
is there a webm of arman axe kicking charles
>>140347469he said some shit about Colombia (where Alex is from)
>youre in god's favor, but when youre favored by god youre also favored by the devil. try to remember that, little alexandre...
>>140347469Izzy has a right to defend himself
>>140347677yeah and if retards would follow the game thread naming convention it would be easy to find
>>140347481>birthed from a bussyit's over for those kids
Y'all ready for champion Curtis blaydes
How do I punch hard
https://twitter.com/Home_of_Fight/status/1783113029581750718
>>140347866close your eyes and swing your arm as hard as you can
>>140347866Wear a butt plug. Gives you something to focus on when squeezing your glutes to get that hip twist and activation.
>>140347866power comes from the feetso rub your feet on your hands and swang
>>140346108>>140347929Smiff...
/heem/ has never heemed. Nobody here has any business talking about how to punch, except for me.
>>140348063I flew to Melbourne and knocked out a dickhead
>Duplicate file exists hereit's over.
the top 5-6 HWs are pretty decent but none of these faggots are fighting
>>140348396They have jobs.
>>140348396It's killer be killed out there, anon. The real fighting happens up here *points to brain*. Real warriors make sure they win before they even step foot on the battlefield. That is the difference between guys that last and guys that don't. So to address your concern, they ARE fighting. Just not in the cage. Yet.Look how Mayweather avoided Pacman until he lost a step, then Floyd swooped in JUST in time to be the 'winner'. That is real Fight IQ.
>>140348713Stop raping kids
>>140345982Fucking based, I also play Soriz because he simply weems with his fists. I knew you were based.
>>140348396They are all obese cans that wrestle fucks after running out of gas in 10 seconds
>>140348713Pedophile
Greta is 21 years old as of today
>>140348864prime age. so happy for her
>>140348864She should stop raping kids
>>140348864From being proud samurai to obsessing over loli bait. Your ancestors must be ashamed.
>>140348947My nigga it's a proxied up American native such as yourself.
>>140348947from african slave to a welfare leechyour ancestors must be jogging
>>140348713With a fucking sword in her hand? I'm throwing dirt in her face and full sprinting to a defensive position, you gaijin fuck.
>>140349000You forgot the geg image
>>140348983heh, fellow asia native (poojeet)
>>140349037I mean Mexicans are descendants of the Chinese, so I don't mind calling you an Oriental.
>>140347929SMIFF is the protagnanist of the UFC a real main character guy
>>140349000I’m white and probably a foot taller than you
>>140349121>I’m white!*White. Not convinced.
>>140348864Great is 4"11
>>140349175You’re chinese
>>140349121wtf? post hand
>>14034920140-70% of nu-American genetic makeup. You should be nicer to your own people.
AM NOT RAISING ME KIDSNOT FOOKIN ONE OF YAS
>>140349203I’ll post my hand knocking your teeth down your throat.
>>140349270Yeah not convinced.
>>140349270you wouldn't have an answer to my reach
>>140349292Your input doesn’t concern me>>140349307I’m not worried about your small Asian arms
>>140346543>who has made enough money to live comfortably>ufc fighterwader we duin here bappa
Michael Jai White would kill anyone in the UFC 1v1. He could have been an double chanmp.
>>140349377Well just know nobody believes your cries, I know you yourself don't either. Let's no lie to ourselves here pal.
>>140349377heh, i have 73" reach and started training Philip Shell after steickland defeated adesanya to become a championstop being delusional you would fold after a good jab down the pipe
>>140349413Your chinese immigrant parents will be crying once I get done with you.
>>140349203The hand of Spammy... This is a relic.
>>140349468Now say that without crying
I could heem anyman itt but I don't go bragging about it
i hate /heem/
Once again, America has defeated China and Japan. Punishing them further would only be war crimes at this point, which is something both those countries have done committed countless times.
>>140347929wtf give smif the shot now
>>140347866>How do I punch hard?(you) don't
>>140349564you couldn't heem me if I gave you a free shot, I'd weem and sleem you silly
>>140349582But weem thoughever
>>140349594Once again the fat Bitch has massive Tits! Seriously why the FUCK do you have fully functional breasts as an adult male? Please get that checked out.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1714012045268099.webm
>>140349564Literallny chortled as I read this....you couldnt survive an day in my shoes. I would pin you down and headbutt your nose into your pea brain. Respectfully.
There's levels to fashion.
>>140349594
*crushes a white claw*
>>140349751Stop insulting your own country NOW
>>140349751Thankfully these urban youths weren't protesting Israel, now THAT would have been a problem.
>>140349615Coral b let's chop it up
We should talk about the ufc card this weekend
I heem bevvy
>>140349882it's shit
>>140349882THANK YOU DANA
>>140349882Its piss
>>140349889She looks like she smells bad. Post female fighters who look like they smell bad. I'll start.
>>140349897>>140349901You’re not even giving it a chance
>>140349984
>>140350030Fuck you too. You don’t appreciate the sport.
>>140349882"no"
>>140347929Can't wait for Petrino to heem him in a comical fashion.
>>140350059*heems you*
>>140347866Set ups+body mechanics+training for strength, power and speed.
>>140348238I hate it when this happens because the motherfucker that posted my file wasted it on an unfunny, uninteresting post.
Has Joe Pyfer commented on Alex Pereira breaking his punch record
>>140350227Pereira beat Ngannou's record, not Pyfers.
>>140350100>tattoosYuck
>>140350296Caz.Pyfer had already broken that punchlets pathetic "record". He's not black though so the UFC wasn't salivating over it.
>>140350322Joe Pyfer is the hardest puncher in the world. You can go ahead and jiggle your tits about it, it doesn't change the fact of the matter.
>>140350317grow up
>>140350227yeah he went "NOOOOOOOOO THAT CAN'T BE I'M JOE PYFER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
To be fair nobody's ever done that to Matt Schnell
>>140350100No you'd just get taken down
>>140350347People with tattoos should do that. Too bad they've eternally infantilized themselves with permanent scribbles.
Haven’t seen but a single post about this Saturday’s UFC main event, not one.
>>140350396Joe Pyfer knocks them out
matheus nicholau, what a guy
>>140350396Make one.
>>140350404Alex Perez would beat the shit out of you
>>140350404This Saturday’s UFC main event is shit and it’s in an empty warehouse.
>>140345905I know both of them tapped out first, chama.
>>140350456Why is Alex allowing fat piggies to roam around his backyard
>>140350456He really did make a T shirt 5 seconds after erasing Jamahal and now he has his bitches wearing them in the pad Favela rats are the EXACT same as hoodlums, it's uncanny
heeminder pereira has pocahontas ancestry
If I was a fighter B I would not stop dawg, I'd go out on my shield, till the bitter end fr.
>>140350456reddit.com/user/Rodouo/
>>140350504>AlexIs Portuguese and African and larps as an amazonian, like every Brazilian? Any other revelations?
>>140350528My nigga PimpManRod said he's in gynecologist school via Twitter btw
>>140350532He looks too normal to be the average Brazilian test tube baby He probably does have high amounts if native ancestry
imagine giving yourself sciatica in an attempt to sugg your own meng kek
>>140350548hit follow?
she didnt smile once at 300. she knew she was there to be a sacrifice the entire time. she did no damage, and achieved nothing. what did dana say to her to get her there? was it just the paycheck? it was an offensive fight.
>>140350567The fuck is a sciatica
>>140350610>she didnt smile once at 300
>>140350532>AfricanDoubt it. He is most likely just a mestizo. In that school picture, he looks like the messicans you see all over Cali.
>>140350610Won 5 dollars at work from someone who said she was goign to win
if we assume there was a glove touch at the start of every fight in 2023 that makes at least 17 minutes of potential fight time we lost to cordiality
charlos is my favorite nigga around
faggot janny banned me for replying to the anon talking about dropping acidanyway im gonna buy some nice clothes just in case i run into alexa grasso on the street
women call me the Redoran Guard of sex
Dominick Reyes would have won unanimously against Jon Jones under the superior judging and scoring criteria of ONE Championship.
>>140350673RIP
Al Iaquinta ended Kevin Lee's career.
shito would’ve heemed omalley again if he actually tried
>>140350632>Gaethje>HollowayAccepted their fate and mentally preparing themselves for a bloody war>JiriShowing his immense fighting spirit>Figgy Confident but still insecure about where his career is going>JamahalDoesn't really understand why they're doing this and is kind of bored>AljoSHOOK and putting up a strong front>Pereira>CharlesAura maxxing >Weili Happy to be there(traditional chinese flavor)>YanHappy to be there(corrupted by american culture flavor)>Holm>GarbrandtCompletely broken and dead inside. Soul death.
>>140350822Yan isn’t in that webm b…
Osmegly declined the Cody Stamann 3 round war, why?
>>140350863why has gawld forsaken us
>>140350863Jose Aldo is going to lose to a leg kick meme fighter after redditors worshipping him for learning how to raise his leg lmfao
>>140350863Hmmm Cruz pulled out, let's give Aldo a dangerous ranked prospect on a 6 fight winstreak
pilloway heemed baldo not once but twice
>>140351048he just wants out of his contract b he doesn't care who he fights
>>140351092TKOs are not heems
>>140351100who aldo? didnt he finish his contract, do boxing, then presumably signed back to the ufc?
301 looks horribleits gonna be hard to tune in to the usual slop after 300
>>140350550he has native skull dimensionst. skull studier
....
>>140351160he's still under contract, they allowed him to box, same with masvidal
>>140350610I'd make her smile....
>>140351196finna order my mum a nice message
>>140350610jsut company woman duties
>>140351196that's crazy. wonder if anyone has ever paid for anything. Someone once paid Sam Alvey to do one for /heem/, Can find it on youtube pretty easily. Not sure newfags will know
>>140350648Interesting. Some fighters even touch gloves at the start of every round, I wonder how this factors into the equation.
>>140350610Am I the only one who finds her oddly attactive? Like objectively I can look at her and tell she's busted but she still makes my dick hard.
i absolutely dominated della wogdalena in psa rugby for the mighty trinity collegemad how i could have been a top tier heemer had i bothered
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MZZ3NjDuLQBan ended ways ammended>>140351331You the guy who said you simp for the preacher's daughter? She looks like she keeps herself clean and is a secret freak I'd absolutely give her a proper heeming if she wanted one
>>140351202oh no wonder. I thought it was a rare case of the ufc re signing someone after they left
>>140351331Holly is cool and badass, she has the nerve to get in there and do it
>>140350640Go back juan. Poatan doesn't look like a mestizo. He looks like a pardo with a bit more European and Injun ancestry than usual.
Pereira couldn't look more brazilian if he tried besides his tattoos
>>140351614What went wrong?
>>140351629wrong? this was the plan all along summer child
doing a poo but my mind is focussed on the heems
>>140351629Who is the small Chinese lad on the left
>>140351629Whitman's face when all of his pupils get thoroughly simulated.
Whitman has been accumulating knowledge from all their defeats In 5 years time he'll produce a fighter with Max Holloway's jab and impeccable footwork, Leon Edwards deadly kicking game, and the will to heem You're not ready for the monster that will come out of his gym.
>its outhttps://youtu.be/4G0Gx8suAQs
>>140345905Fuck Dana
>>140345951What did he fucking do to himself? This isn't just aging. Sad
>>140351878he's so cool and funnyjust know that he'll outwork my arse
>>140351911fighters age like shit you goof they put their bodies through hell
>>140351911I wonder what Gooby will turn into once his test drops and his metabolism slows down he couldn't deal with being a manlet in his 20s and isn't as confident as Liddell to rock a belly
>>140352067Gooby will be on designer gear the rest of his life, worry not lad.
hey /heem/, UFC scriptwriter here.Draft copy of Whittaker vs Chimaev in June
>>140352116Rob heems Khamshit to the shadow realm
>>140352116LEGALISE GROUNDED KNEES AND KICKS NOWthis is an insult to fighting
Someone left the last thread on 499, you think it's okay to do something like that huh? You mother fuckers go fix it NOW
I decided to categorize the current budding styles of MMA >American west coast style Striker focused, heavy use of footwork, big emphasis on the jab and the body kick. Seeks to set the tempo of the fight at all times, even when counterpunching. Borrows from the american boxing style in that it places precision over power, they can hurt people with well time and well placed shots. Has a very defensive approach to grappling, seeks to simply nullify takedowns and stand back up as fast as they can. Only shoots when in desperate straights. Examples: Max Holloway, Sean O'Malley, Sean Strickland>American East Coast styleExtremely wrestling heavy approach, with back breaking control. Can be through back packing, top position, or mat returns, doesn't matter. They drain their opponent and break their spirit through constant never ending ground pressure. Not much finishing potential, but that's not the point of the style. Stand up can be sloppy but the ever present threat of takedowns makes the opponent think about every decision three times over, which allows them to get way more success than they realistically should be able toExamples: Aljo, Merab, Colby>Dagestani styleGround assassins. Where the Americans are just trying to break you over their knees, these guys are generally looking for the finish every time they take you to the ground. Extremely potent fusion of Judo, Jiu Jitsu, and Wrestling, allowing them threaten to take the fight to the ground at nearly every position. Their stand up still isn't that great, but they tend to be more heavy handed and less cardio focused. Examples: Islam Makhachev, Khamzat Chimaev, Shavkat >Australian StyleVersatile kickboxers. Where the west coast americans abandoned the takedown, these guys have almost fully embraced it into their style. Constantly stealing the initiative away with sneaky leg kicks and jabs. Comfortable on the front foot and the back foot. Lacking in defense Examples: JDM, Volk, Whittaker
Behold a pale horse
>>140352379only read the green stuff
>>140352350janny got involved you retard we hit the bump limit
Some 36 bongs and nary a schaub out the cat I'm a bit worried
I thought naria was one word
shame we never got Kelvin Gastelum vs Omari Akhmedov
>>140352457Who the fuck are you to talk to me like that?? You better go make that post you piece of shit
>>140352379>max holloway has the same style as sean stricklanduh b you might need to revise your theory
>>140352581thank god i didnt waste my time reading that drivel
>>140352503Sounds like a name to me apparently a swiss goddess finna give officer mittens some EVOO and hope for the best it's only serious if it's still like this tomorrow and she's no punk so she's not crying
>>140352611I skimmed it it was an excellent shitpost that didn't fool me
>>140352663if you black out you're dead either way and if they go after you they're dead too
>>140352663Brazza you can heem yourself or even worse end up in a heemchair even with a friend present
>>140352683>>140352698no they can cpr you
>>140352718You cheeky rascal
>>140352718where, on the bottom of the lake? you black out and start sinking, your dumbass friend goes after you to try to help, they black out too, now there's two dead retards on the lakebed instead of just one
>>140352763hm I guess so. think ill take it slow and start with snorkeling and one thing will lead to another and ill be swimming with the fish
I'd never let H20 heem me
They call me Argon
>>140352821I'm not happy that that nerd kronos is going to outpace me eventually
>>140346652>>140349408Headliners for PPVs will make an alright amount of money, not tens of millions that’ll make you filthy rich but enough to retire off of if you are fine with living a normal, not super expensive lifestyle
Next Welterweight title fights>Leon v Belal>Leon v Islam>Islam v Shavkat>Islam v JDM>Islam v Garry>Islam v Leon>Islam v Khamzat
>>140352983based divorced from reality mudslime
*cprs you*Heh... nothing personnel...
Idk why but I keep reading cpr in an oirish accent like see pee oar>>140352946You're not factoring in taxes, gym dues, health coverage/bills etc
>i read this in ___'s voice/accentliterally does not happen unless you're making an effort to read something in a specific voice
>>140353065Welcome to the EFL experience b do you think it sounds like Gimi when I read?
>>140353065I read this in your voice. And you're reading this reply in mine.
Can we make mcgregor vs chandler a custody of hap tlc match?
>>140352983Who wins the Islam Khamzat fight? Islam has better striking and Khamzat has better wrestling.
>>140353018True
If Belal beat Leon, would him and Islam be willing to fight each other? Even if they’re not in the same team and he’s not Dagestani, still feels like it would be awkward, especially since Khabib cornered for him before
I beat that guy one time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chUIZskXp2gfor me, it's Luke Rockouts
>>140353210THE Jonathan Dwight?
>>140353265>If Belal beat Leon, would him and Islam be willing to fight each other? Definitely not they've all trained together and are on good terms.
>>140353324>pillowkneed as well as pillowfistedBUMDUCKLOSER
>>140353324Mayes body kick is the only clean shot that lands in this entire webm lmfao
>this is a ppv card
>>140353486Gonna get the boys together for this one!
>>140353486>Take Apex card>Add Gooby main event>1Million+ PPV buys
gooby cards have always been shit they throw all the slop on them because they know it’ll sell anyway + they don’t have to waste good fights that would help sell other ppv
2 back-to-back wmma can slopfests tho...
>>140353695google doesn’t have the correct bout order you goof, the order hasn’t even been decided yet
>>140353717I didn't google it I am totally reliant on heem
>>140353742This screenshot >>140353486 is from google
https://x.com/alexbehunin/status/1783230943702167622?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQNew *enters the thread* dropped
No, I won't click the twitter link
>>140353762How was I to know that?
>>140353937Context
>>140353486Waterson is the best of the bunch
Rakic fought like a real one but it wasn't enough against a true freak real one giga autist
Based Jake Shields out here ratioing governors.
>>140349636Does Matt Schnell has absolutely zero head movement other than that slight angle change he does every time before he gets knocked out?
>>140354231MOOOODS ANTISEMITIC RACISM
>>140353486>Bueno Silva Her monkey face annoys the fuck out of me so much. One of the ugliest cunts in the sport and obviously is boring as fuck to watch, like all WMMA. Scrap it already. Who is pretending they even want to watch WMMA? It's like the elephant in the room even amongst faggots who probably consider themselves progressive. It can't be excused.
>>140354391but what about the absolute fucking losers like the green nigger? they live for wmma
>>140354500I have zero clue who that is but I'd say they should be beaten to death. The average person who isn't some grifting faggot with a YouTube channel or a "sports journalist" doesn't give a fuck about WMMA and nor should they. I check heem threads, make a drink or go for a shit during WMMA fights and I'm betting the overwhelming majority of people watching do the same.
I'm all that's left? I told Dana no more apex cards...I told him what it would do...he didn't listen...
fuck fighter pay and fighter health
>>140353486I don't really care for this anyways, just washed cans fighting,one is coke sniffing booze chugging journeymananother is CTE ridden potshotter who was losing to the corpse of Tony before the lucky headkick and got choked out by Poirer of all people
>>140354869No they don't
>>140353486>gooby main eventwill still be a top 10 selling PPV lol
>>140346386Buy 92 cocks in your booty nigga
>>140353324Jesus Christ, Gane moves slower than the corpse of Glover
Gane should be cut
TIME'S UP PEON
>>140355099I hope cause fuck him he's a pussy, he basically just begs for title shots and doesn't really add anything to the HW division, Most likely Daner forces him through backroom talks like Costa and forces him to fight Pavlovich, Blaydes or Almeida
>>140355184Was his eye always like that or was it fucked up and derpy from after the Leon eye poke?This is him from a few years back
Shout out to all the heemsters here that made it to the 300 heem meetup. It was awesome
>>140355223where’s my meetup mate??
>>140355223>30 tickets to Kingdom of the Planet of the Aps please
>>140355184
>start chopping some ham to put in the omellette I'm making >Watch your fingers! Watch your fingers! in Dan Miragliottas's voice right as i start
Name the fight
Nice stout for lunch x
Bryce Mitchell likes a comment on his recent Instagram post that says the US fought on the wrong side in WW2
>>140355755Ohh how scandalous
If I were a fighter (I would be the best) I would be the type of fighter to yell "LETS GOOOO!!" and do a double biceps after the stare down.
>>140355755Not surprising, he is a retarded hick after all.
>>140355209A heemversation between all time cte greats. This exchange will be inscribed upon the tablet of history.
>>140355853You down to having a "friendly" "spar" by the border b? I'm thinking 10 point MUST system no grappling allowed
>>140355891Im big enough to take you down and hold you against your will and there is nothing you could do about it
>>140355931Hot
>>140355931What part of grappling not allowed was I hieroglyphics for you
>>140345905Jones fangays... It's over
Pereira would actually just sit there though
AriChads, we can't stop winninghttps://variety.com/2024/biz/news/ari-emanuel-tko-group-wwe-ufc-2023-compensation-1235981328/
>>140354877>>140355192>>140355210big fat smelly monkey want a nice yummy banana?
there are two types of people in this worldGanechads, and non Ganechads
>>140356148You earned it big man
>>140356148>65 big onesgod dawlg
>>140355223>Pereddit: Army of Hues
>>140356361those glasses gave bryce down syndrome
>>140356381Im guessing he wears contacts when he fights because theres no way you can see naturally when your glasses are that thick
Which ufc fighter do you most want to see get flatlined? I like holloway but it'd be crazy seeing him get strached
everyone's like oh he lost he sucks now but most fights are flukes anyway all it takes is one slip and the entire result changes so just shut up
>>140356361What's this porn name?
>>140356508this is what makes Khabib on a different level he never lost
>>140356498Khamzat in Abu Dhabi
>>140356520I play Soriz too. That safe EX dash punch makes me laugh every time. God belss
im da bess bogsa in ufc baby
>>140356498Jones, obviously. but that's never gonna happen now that he's retiring for the second time.
cahm on leon score sum fackin heems
>>140356361Who came on his shorts
UFC 301 is next week, be ready
>>>/g/100174039
>>140356498Colby Covington, Ian Garry, Paddy Pimblett, Jonathan Pearce, Jamahal Hill (oh wait that already happened lmao)
>>140356820tf did jonathan pierce do?
luke rockhold vs david branch
>>140356820Hill didn't get flatlined
UFC 301: Pantoja vs Erceg.Yeah, this is going to be straight fire
The big dawg Romeng Reigns heems Aspinall with a superman punch in the first ever TKO crossover event
Im da begs bosta in the yew ef see baby
>>140356879He's the guy that in his last fight, was in top control winning most of the fight and when his opponent started talking shit, he replied "do sumthin about it then"his opponent got up shortly after and ninja choked him
>>140356972i saw the scriptthis happens, but then the lights go outeveryone thinks its the undertaker but it's belal muhammad and he heems roman reigns via decision
im the best bawlkster
>>140357002keep the boxing fights featuring fighters under 180 lbs all the other fights are unironically bad. Heavyweight boxing is bad and the ufc blew their load on good matchups on 298.299. and 300. Even islam/dustin, strick/costa are all predictable and the saudi card is already having tons of pull outs. The conor card will be fun however.
never let them sweep under the rug that ngannou beat the piss out of Tyson Fury. They are trying to make you forget.
immaestoxainaewfcbaby
Im da bext bosa in da uefse baybee
ilia cant into kicks
bad mother effer
>>140357042>t. bah humbug
What a coincidence that the best boxer in the UFC also is the reigning BMF Champ.
>>140357002>Bivol vs Beterbiev on the same day as Islam vs PoirierFUCKTHAT WAS THE ONE BOXING FIGHT I ACTUALLY WANTED TO WATCH
>>140356940okay Jamahal>>140356879tried talking shit while on top of my boy Joanderson Brito, only to get choked the fuck out within ten seconds. Would like to see David Onama spark him
>>140357138simply watch it during wmma
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>140357138wtf same for methat's really annoyed me. i'm angry about that.
>>140357160Hill got heemed but he wasn't flatlined he stood up immediately.Garth got flatlined. It means slumped out cold, like this
>>140357222Adesanya is like bro winning 1 time after losing 500 times before
>>1403572521. Robbery2. Saved by ref3. Saved by bell4. Not so luckyIt's really 4-0 Izzy when you think about it.
he holds all the keys
https://youtu.be/sMRKRNO14LM?si=02c3WNYF6LTbsvLGFantastic interview. This chanel seriously needs some more views considering how good the content it puts out is.
>>140357278Alright bro
>>140357278Cope.
>>140357308Wow man thanks very thought pervoking and funny, this will be great for an drive!
>>140357308This is kinda sad
For sure b
>>140357308Awesome we're allowed to have one earbud in at work on fridays and im adding this to my list
>>140357308What is this shit
>>1403572781-kickboxing values agression and damage much more than point fagging2-cope3-flatlined even worse, needed an oxygen mask to get up4-lucky shotCope.
gaethjebros..
>>140357002>Boxing
>>140357542
>>140353486No way this is real lmao
>>140353486Desperately needs Garry-Covington
>>140356498Colby Covington, Gamrot, Ankalaev.
>>140356498Belal Muhammad Jon Jones AljoIzzy Sean O'Malley
blez man 4eva babeh
>>140357695Colby is a proud patriot. As an American, how can you wish harm on him?
>>140357779The only real Americans in the UFC are Brazilian.
>>140357648I remember the days when you used to post"Today I will not masturbate" with an attached picture of a very resolute looking Luke Rockhold and I believed you. Time makes fools of us all, huh bappa?
>>140357891I remember a lot of Rockhold getting heemed getting posted between 14-17
I can understand rooting for a specific fighter, but to actually hope one gets hurt badly is very detestable. Rethink your enjoyment of the sport.
>>140357891Fine I won't heem my little meng for old times' sake
^^^14-17 the time of day not year
>>140356498KhamzatMokaevBelalO'malleystrickland colbypaddygarrygoobysmiffortegamovsarkara-francegamrothookermvppoatanizzyallen (brendan)shevchenkoganejonesarmanchandleraljonickalpyferdalbygastelumhadley
>>140357974What about islam
>>140357779He made Americans look weak with his shitty career management. Took a decade off then predictably showed up looking like a snail against Peon. Finally showed up in the last round demonstrating that he actually could have won had he came ready to fight.
>>140358057I like islam, only problem is he's inactive
>>140357278>Saved by refI agree the ref did in fact save Israel lol
tfw in the zero position
Hapman and Acedude
>>140358087The ref saved Alex with a standing 8 count before he pulled out the fluke heem.Izzy simulated Alex's death before Alex did his, so the ref in fact saved Alex, you delusional coper.
>>140357974All this hate can't be good for your soul brother. Let it go, and be free. Inshallah.
>>140358060>Finally showed up in the last round demonstrating that he actually could have won had he came ready to fight.Even this is a bit too charitableLeon did the thing where he decided he's going to play around in the last round after comfortably winning the fightHe did the same shit with Nate
>>140358060Leon loses the last round of every fight unless he's fighting Usman
Each fight should be an best of 3. Like Gray Maynards vs Edgar. You dont know whos better in an fighting game with one game...mindgames and true skill becomes aparent many games in. Much akin to fighting. Food for thought.
>>140358208Alex Pereira was about to KO Israel Adesanya so sanctioned referee Marc Goddard did his job and stopped the contest before Adesanya suffered grave harm
>>140357950Yeah I'm thinking we're back.
>>140358248If you look at each round as its own self contained fight, then all UFC matches are technically best of 3
>>140357936I don't want to be seeing that "I heemed my meng" Rockhold webm in the next thread. I think it'd kill me.
>>140357974Not sure how I forgot Khamzat and Mokaev from my list.
>>140358311Damn GOAThagen flushed this dude bad huh
>>140358257You mean in round 5? After Izzy wobbled him with the same shot here >>140357222 in round one right at the bell? Again, Izzy simulated him first, even in their MMA fight.
>>140358311Damn.
>>140357947Boo hoo nigga, without hate there can be no love.
>>140358337Yes Alex Pereira was about to KO Israel Adesanya, Goddard stopped the fight before the inevitable thus a TKO
>>140358367Adesanya was about to flatline Pereira, the bell saved Poatard from getting his bussy split open.
>>140357947Counter argument: Ian Garry
>>140358322Khamzat is entertaining, although inactive and the lapdog of Kadyrov. Mokaev can jump in front of a train though
Good job on adesanya finally beating pereira after 4 tries across 2 sports, he got flushed and hasn't won since and Pereira defended his lhw title.
Heem peaked with the jiggly ass granny gif
>>140358276
>>140358380I don't know what a bussy is and I'd rather not know, it sounds grotesque. Let's not randomly implement our disgusting fantasies into an MMA discussion
>>140358425Butt/boi pussy
>>140358400The only way I'll ever find him entertaining is if he gets heemed to a permanent end.
Why are Peredditors so obsessed with Chadesanya? NO ONE talks about PeRoevWade unless it's to also mention Chadzzy...
>>140358425Here you see Marc Goddard stepping in to save Alex from getting flatlined 5 minutes into the fight. Note how Izzy caught him with the same counter in their next fight, where his follow up put Alex out cold, only the bell, ref, and rule set weren't there to save Poatard that time.
>>140358510But enough about PeRoevWade's BUSSY
> saves the WW division in 2025
>*secures outside foot position*nothing personnel kid.
>>1403585452024*
>>140358545That's not Jonny Parsons
I wonder, what is Marvin Vettori doing right now?
>>140358610Jizzybros...
>>140358664i need another boy, b. i'm done. fuck garths brain
>>140358545His ability to close the distance is v impressive I just don't see him hurting Shavkat with his inbred mongoloid iron dome. Prob gets clinch fucked and wrestled against the cage for the most boring 10 minutes of the card before getting subbed ala 40 year old wonderboy.
>Tom Aspinall's latest video showing off his gym team of exclusively heavyweight giganiggas like the PFL and KSW champs and some dudes that are like 6'10 300lbsI don't think this man is losing for a long time
JEFF MONSON HERE
I heemed my meng
>>140358731fart
>>140358709i noticed this in a video like 6 months ago. and theres a fair few of them. they were doing a rotating drill and pairing off and i swear there was like 6 pairs of 2, and not a single one was under 240 pounds.
>>140358709Aspinall regularly trains with Tyson Fury and Rico Verhoeven and has been doing so since he was young He's the real deal, I think the only way he loses is a freak injury or getting out finessed by a game and experienced fighter like Pereira or Jones
>>140358825>like Pereira
>>140358709THE PFL AND KWS CHAMPS? This reminds me when people said that Jon would not be able to take Gane gown because he sweeped rozenstruik easily.
>>140358843Tbf he is game and experienced so I get what he means, but Aspinall's takedowns are fast as fuck for a HW and his BJJ is top of the line. Aspinall by ass rape in the first 40 seconds.
Tom Aspinall is knocking out all of your black fighters and all you can do is watch.
>>140358843Pereira is has much more top level experience than Aspinall counting both his kick boxing and MMA career and that can definitely play into things Wrestling can be a factor, but I don't think Aspinall's going to surprise him with hand speed and I don't think he's going to find the submission. That fight's going to go longer, and Pereira's experience in the championship rounds is going to shine through in those momentsI don't think he beats Aspinall, but he'll give him a hard challenge
i basedjacked when aspinall hit that double leg on volkov
>>140358926Big Tom chose to wrestle Volkov because he didn't want to heem a fellow lad
>>140358904Pereira has been controlled on the ground by Israel Adesanya for a whole round with 0 movement from either. Aspinall subs him within 3 minutes.
>>140358926belter
LMAOhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Aspinall#Mixed_martial_arts_record
>>140358978DAT FUCKIN IMMIGRANT MENTALITY
>>140358978>wikipediathe source for this is some no name polish mma blog, there's no actual evidence
>>140358709I could honestly see him get a bunch of title defence all by first round finish>heems Blaydes>subs Gane>heems Jailton>subs Alex>subs Volkov in the rematch>heem the random fat heavyweight that goes on a Tai/Lewis esque run of luck toward the title
>>140358957That was two years ago thoughHe's clearly improved at that stuffAgainst Jan for example, he avoided the mistake of jumping the guillotine, defended the choke, and survived 3 minutes of maneuvering for submissions. The rest of the fight he was standing up out of takedowns or stuffing them while managing to land moreAnd against Jiri, who's honestly really underestimated in the ground when you look at his resume, he stuffed multiple takedowns and again survived on the ground. Jiri is a guy who managed to out wrestle Vadim Nemkov and sub Glover Teixeira. He really should have submitted Alex there, but he didn't
>Pereira vs Aspinallar' Tom via webm related
>>140358957Jizzrag never took Alex down you retard
>>140358904>I don't think he's going to find the submissionWhy not, Tom is bigger, faster and a way better wrestler and grappler. I could easily see him sub him in one like he did Volkov.
>>140359056Yeah no way Pereira wins
>>140359065Good thing I didn't say he did.
You now remember the name Belal Muhammad.
Jiri vs Dricus, need it or keep it?
>>140359108I would love to see that
>>140359108The top 5 at LHW could fuck a lot of middleweights up desu
>>140359108why are people talking about jiri moving down when hes big for light heavyweight?
Cody was beating Faggy's ass
>>140359141>talking about jiri moving downJiri himself brought it up>when hes big for light heavyweight?He's honestly not that big
I could kick the crap out of everyone in this thread. And I'm sick of it!
>>140359065>>140359103I'll be taking that apology now.
>>140359141People are obsessed with people changing weight class.Ever notice how like 90% of top fighters are said to be "big for the weight class" and should move up.
>>140359141Apparently he isn't, in one fight, he weighed 213lbs in the cage
Stupid ass nigga, I'm Joe Pyfer
>>1403591414u
>>140359108It's a mistake IMO. The skill level gets higher the lower in weight you drop and he has a weird unorthodox style that's better suited for beating up giant bums. He'll end up like Paul Craig
>>140359141He deflated after he pissed hot
>>140359153Figgy might be a bit washed at 36 years old, really dissapointed Cody didn't get knock the fuck out.
>>140356498all "ev"s, Leon, >>140357771
>>140359177I apologize... for ABSOLUTELY NUTHIN
>jiri's small for lhw!you were saying?
ordered sushi, ate itnow heeming the meng to big dick chicks while waiting for my massive burger king order to arrive feel better about yourself and be thankful that you’re not me a slave to the lowest pleasures
>>140359185yeah he also relies on his chin a lot which could be a problem if weight drained
>>140359108Jiri is already chinny, he’ll likely get heemed every other fight if he moves down
>>140359209
>>140359056Arlovski really did better than anyone against Tom kek
>>140359256It's not even like Bo is in a dominant position here he's just stalling lmao
>>140359269>Jiri is already chinnyJiri has one of the greatest chins in the division, anyone else would have been heemed by the shots Rakic was landing on him, his recovery is also elite, he woke up and continued fighting immediately after getting dropped by the upkick from Reyes, and was on his feet Immediately after the Pereira heem. It's telling that the only thing that really beat his chin was Pereira's left hook, one of the greatest weapons in combat sports
>>140359233Leech disapproves
>>140359320It seems like his recovery is what’s insane, not his chin. He gets wobbled or dropped almost every fight
Jiri looks like a nightmare to fight against. Strategize all you want he simply does not care about your strategy.
billions must die
Think about it like this: Jiri is cutting weight, but he's fighting softer punchers
>>140359403Ah yes, the Brazil zone.
My earlier schaub situation is resolved btw the cat made record setting lawgs and had to take a nap after the ordeal
https://x.com/bigmarcel24/status/1783538636820013395?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQThe taira meme is over…(Tim Elliott fight must be off)
Elliott would have sizzled Taira anyway.
>>140359403Jiri tanked that shit
paolo on jaxxon hampage podcast in 5
The Rakic and Poatan fights were similar for Jiri.He stood in front of them, got his leg kicked to piecees and felt the urgency to launch forward. Agaisnt Rakic it worked because Rakic lacked the skill to sizzle Jiri on the counter. Against Poatan it failed because Poatan could deal with the attack.
we don’t watch that crap here
>>140345962>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>140345905
>>140359481Against Poatan it failed because Marc Goddard was refereeing*
>>140359446>x.comProbably beating a dead horse by now but i legitimately thought you posted porn for a moment
>>140359403what a clean guard pull, still can't believe he got out of that one
not 1 ah dem
>>140359481It failed because jiri had a bad camp. Full camp jiri runs through him
https://youtu.be/drOZv31fDqg
>>140359403Shavkat is the only one who does guillotines properly.
>>140359221This was him before he popped
>>140359403OOOOOOO TEIXEIRA WITH THE DDT
>>140359494
cook up the new threadbefore I make make you dead
>>140329964>>140329964>>140329964>>140329964>>140329964
>>140359494Tony with a straight hairline looks wrong.
>>140359862>>140359862>>140359862nuevo
>>140359672
>>140345950This
>>140356157Kill yourself retard
>>140359178that's because 90% of fighters are cutbabies now, at least in the top 5 or top 10 of each division it's just full of guys who are tall enough to be fighting 1-2 classes higher a decade ago. you think it's normal for the fucking 170 pound division to be full of guys well over 6'? or for the longest running champ of the 185 division to be 6'4? before Adesanya the GOAT was Silva and he was already considered tall for the division at 6'2. the height inflation in UFC is real.
>>1403594030 fight IQ makes it even more impressive that Glover at one point caught the belt.
