I've become a huge fan of water buffalo fighting. I've been making a bunch of webms to share with everybody. I hope you guys love it too. Please share these webms far and wide to help buffalo fighting become the next great American sport. We don't have many water buffalo here, but we could possibly start breeding bison for a similar sport.>What's water buffalo fighting?Water buffalo fighting, also know as bullfighting, chọi trâu in Vietnamese, and 斗牛 (dòuniú) in Mandarin Chinese, is a popular sport in rurual areas of China and a number southeast Asian countries like Vietnam, Laos, and Thailand.>What are the rules?Fights generally go until one buffalo overpowers another or both buffalo are incapacitated. Fights often start with a run up where both buffalo charge at each other from a distance and collide with ferocious power. While the highlights usually involve huge hits and buffalo flipping each other, many fights are more tactical shoving matches between the buffalo.>Who are the top athletes?Optimus Prime, one of the greatest bulls of all time, was so good that even the the Wall Street Journal reported on him. He helped popular the hard hitting collision techniques often seen in modern water buffalo fighting. https://www.wsj.com/video/optimus-prime-china-bullfighting-champion/9227C577-E053-4628-8477-3C49F5270810>How can I watch water buffalo fights?Chinese streaming sites BiliBili and Ixigua have good collections of 斗牛 videos. There are some on Youtube. I am currently trying to find out if there are livestreams or popular vietnamese streaming sites with lots of videos the water buffalo fights.
These webms are all going to be highlight clips. Many water buffalo fights are highly technical shoving matches that test each buffalo's skill and endurance. In addition to butting, additional techniques like horn hooks and tosses are used.
>>140346307And the REMIX
bop 'em and drop 'em!
The buffalo love to heem.
What’s the mortality rate of this glorious sport?
>>140348384I'm not sure. I've tried to find statistics, but I don't know any foreign languages so it's hard to track them down. If I had to guess, I'd say Chinese water buffalo fighting has the highest KO and mortality rate.
>>140346182This is unironically more of a sport than many olympic "events", bulbasaur dunk, bananacringe, all womeme sports, etc.
Cruel and inhumane
>>140351320The buffalo are treated like gods. They're fed nutritious food, exercised, cleaned and well cared for. The best ones get to live out their days breeding.
Sometimes the buffalo rampage. Nobody know why they do it.
>>140352893and the REMIX
I wish I had majored in bullfighting.
>>140346511Damn he turned and ran after a fight, I’ve never seen that in nature lol
>>140351320well das dey cultura. also they ain't human. they cows.
>>140346182The webms where one of the buffalo look like they don't have a single idea what is happening makes me sad.Idk how to feel about this. I kinda feel bad about it, but seeing such powerful beast heem each other is kinda fascinating.
>>140352617> The buffalo are treated like gods"In accordance with tradition, all losing buffaloes were slaughtered right after the end of the tournament. The winning buffalo will be killed the next day as a tribute to God."lmao
>>140354748That was a Vietnamese tournament. Things are different in Chinese water buffalo fighting.
>>140346182So when will you import a cute couple in your ranch? A free kill show could be a thing in texas
>>140346307Chinned im
>>140347802Heem of the thread
>>140351320Fucking bigot. Get cultured.
now imagine if you could put a helmet on your buff and wrap some barbed wire around it's hornsbuffalo smash has become too soft honestly
>>140346811Balls.
>>140357176Might be cool
>>140355610I don’t have a ranch :(
Fantastic beasts(they are doing this very same thing in the wild too btw) same with cockfighting and dog fighting (to a degree) fuck firstie cucks and city people
>>140354748honestly dont see anything wrong with this as long as they all feast on the beast as a villageof course the whole >treat as a god is a bit hyperbole
Once again an excellent and very nicely organized thread. Spectacular work OP
>>140378968Thank you, bro
>>140348790I’d watch bulbasaur dunk.
>>140384880Two bulbasaurs running headfirst into each other would be kino
>>140352667>Nobody know why they do it.the question more, why wouldn't they ?
>>140385661I never thought of it that way
>>140385304They’re too small for any massive crashes. They’re not a whole lot larger than a housecat.
>>140387169True it might be heartbreaking to see their little skulls clunk.
>>140346182I was a little confused why I was accused of enjoying this when talking about bkfc. Makes sense now.
>>140387667Welcome to a very comfy buffalo thread b
