Thunder up 1-0
>>140347176Should I get a jewish wife?
>>140347249The only girl I ever loved was a Jewish girl and she broke me heart. We both haven’t been in a relationship since. She tries to talk to me but I rarely reply. Kate if your reading this is still love you I know you still love me but it won’t work.
>>140347329
>>140347329Somebody come get this nigga
>>140347329Jek
>>140347329Kate here. I'm literally getting my back blown out by Jamal as we speak. Couldn't care less about you.
>>140347378>>140347397>>140347432We broke up 6 months ago. Maybe I’ll bite the bullet and go out with her next time she asks.
>bombston
>>140347537How did she break your heart? Is it true she cheated on you with jamal?
I’m thinking about flexing in the no flex zone
>>140347176Based brotha robbing the dreidel.
>>140347249>>140347329where do I get jewish gf I don't know what they even look for in guys
please for the love of god winI just want to see Zion play at least one actual playoff game
>>140347176cute family but he must still pay for his crimes
>>140347806they would have won game 1 if not for brandon ingram playing like ass. that said I can't remember CJ icing a game with a final shot in his time on the pels, not once but I can remember multiple times that he had the final shot and missed just like he did on Sunday.
>>140347176I believe in maple jordan
>>140347606We were supposed to get engaged and she panicked and backed out like last minute. For context we’ve been together since high school. Now she’s trying to apologize and get back together. Like I said I may bite the bullet because I don’t want to die alone and she was the only women I was capable of talking to. She herself said she couldn’t move on as well and find another guy.I’m done talking about this bruh I just want to watch hoops.
lol how the fuck did the celtics lose that?They had no Jimmy butler ffs
Come on guys watch the pelicans die
go pels
vale tudo going crazy
why are all OKC fans wearing the same shirt + have cardboard clappers? don't tell me it's a bandwagon plastic team
>>140347329Jamal here. I'm fucking Kate but it's you I want, anon. PLEASE text me back.
JV just bullying Chet out there.This is the Thunder's weakness.
Giddey putting it in
>>140348422The team puts them in the seats ahead of time and asks the fans to wear them.
>>140348446White on white crime :(
>>140347965Mazzulla doesn't make adjustments
>>140348472There's no 14 year olds on court though.
>>140348446good thing chet can bully him at the 3pt line
>>140348422have you never been to a playoff game or theme night at an arena?
>>140348526maybe in NA they need those clappers but over here only teams with shit supporters/fans that don't make enough noise use them, but I have a feeling OKC is gonna become a hipster team anyway
>>140348422because we have a top tier playoff atmosphere, them and the sooners is all we have. PBUH
Kevin hart is part of diddy's secret bisexual orgy squad
>>140348563>islander trying to cover up his ignorance with sass
>>140347249they will likely betray you if you're not jewish especially if she's one of those hot ass ethnic israeli types. Not sure if I'll ever get over it desu
>>140348563OKC has diehard fans. It's a mid-sized city, the Thunder are their only pro sports team and they have been very good for the majority of its existence. They will get plenty of new non-local fans for being an exciting great young team but there is nothing plastic about them.
>>140348577you need more tools than just your hands and voices? praise yhwh
How can we stop women talking during basketball broadcasts?
OKC's shirt participation rate is kind of crazy. Reminds me of Oracle back in the day only better.
OH CHET GO THUNDERSSSS
>>140348693there should be mandatory sex on the sidelines during the game on the sidelines so we dont lose interest
BOOMER SOONER
I went on a date and I told the girl I worked at Amazon and she got the 'ick. I thought working for a tech company was the hot thing right now
Holmgren going for 40 tonight
>>140348629I haven't even seen cryami or inceltic fans with those cardboard things, I guess OKC needs extra support or something
>>140348733by tech they mean a neet that day trades shitcoins
How do I get a Caitlin Clark GF
>>140348733bro same thing happened to me when i told her a worked at bestbuy. tech is really losing it's prestige
Chet is so fucking good
>>140348733Women get the ick over anything don't worry about itShe probably thinks you're a delivery driver or something
So do the Heat have the Celtics number? How are they so dominant very everyone else but struggle vs the heat
>>140348781go to a lesbian bar
>>140348781be a 6’4 handsome gigachad from filthy rich family
>>140348760leave it to a bong to be steeped in ignorance
>>140348781I think you need to be a woman
>>140348733I tell girls I travel for work but I’m just a delivery driver
Pelicans more like the Pelicants lol
>>140348820She's straight. Paige is the lesbian
>>140348840haha so true friend
who's gonna stop him?
>>140348733Should have just said free Palestine they love that shit
>>140348781make more than 40k a year
>>140348856She still looks like a lesbian.
>>140348840OKC? More like O? CP
Who can the thunder get this offseason for a backup big man?
>>140348781have a 9x7 uncut cock
>>140348890my grandma used to say the same about me
>>140348733dating straight up sucks now and these chicks are crazier than ever. Just lie, smash, and ghost. Hell you can just skip all of that and watch hoops
who can stop us?
>>140348884I'm not black or Mexican of course I make more than $40k
Do they charge more for shai jerseys with all the letters it takes
Shai is not him
>>140348900Anthony davis
>>140347638You know better
>>140348900No one. They have to pay Chet and Williams
OKC's a bumfuck city I mean Love's is their sponsor lol
>>140348950what the fuck are you talking about
>>140348960it's the cutest sponsor logo tho
one of the TNT commentators can't speak english or what?
>>140348960oklahoma are fanatics for sportsball its literally all they have
>>140348960not surprising. big oil state
>>140348960Love’s is based, go back to your Cuckee’s shed
>>140348960Damn not even the one with the 100 gas pumps
OKC thunder will go up 2-0, but zion is gonna reverse sweep
>>140348976you the sooners anime girl guy leaf?
>>140348960They are building America's tallest building there for some (((reason)))
Are the pels the worst team to make it to the post season?
why these commentators sucking off sga?
Will Zion end up like Boogie?
It's ogre.
If I drip whiskey into my eyeballs would it get me drunk?
>>140348894That’s not as funny as my joke
>>140349032Boofing is a better idea
>>140349019dont you put that evil on him
>>140349009I am petrified unironically. might be time to move to anchorage
Will never ever get over them not calling them the Bombers
brandon ain'thim
this is gonna be a painful sweep
>>140347249No
>>140349009?????They're building a tall building because Jewish people? Seek mental help or kill yourself
>>140348868Gobert maybe, if he can get past Jokic
>>140349061>>140347249If you want a kid with schizophrenia
does NOLA have a good playoff atmosphere?
>>140349090Nice try kike
OKC will never have the diversity food and cultural and black influence of a city like New Orleans
>>140349141sorry indians are higher on the totem pole
>>140349141you say that like it's a bad thing
>>140349071My old high school in okc is the bombers
what the fuck is portlands problem?
>>140349173Damn that shit looks so out of place. What are the nose kikes doing
>>140349173I hope they go with an interesting design at least, that one is ugly
>>140349200okc is probably the cheapest city in america or something
Greetings from Lucy's in New Orleans
>>140349090>They're building a tall building because Jewish people? >Seek mental help or kill yourselfThey always find a way to be a part of things that don't seem to quite fit in.
>>140349173what the hell do we need a building that tall for?
cmon now how you gonna get outdawged by a twink like that
enjoy your ROY wemby
Every white girl who has moved to New Orleans ended up being a snowbunny
Remember when Gordon Hayward was really good? Why did the thunder trade for him?
>>140349291They hoped if he only had to play 15mins he could carry his weight.
>>140349291we need a nick collison
>>140349289Bro is working overtime just to be a second round exit.
>manly baltic man getting destroyed by a zoomer twig
>>140349173Aren't there a shit ton of tornadoes in oklahoma
jesus christ
Chettie is just a winner. He just gets how to win games.
>>140349319Tornadoes and fracking so weird colored water
>>140349319as long as you respect them, they wont hurt you
>>140349238a window into americana
>>140349319yes. Like the some of the largest tornadoes ever.
Bro how do you let a team score 45 on you this early in a playoff game. This pelicans team was never ready for the playoffs holy shit. They're getting abused by literal children
so where do Ingram and CJ end up?
>>140349319a big one happens every 10 years and it follow the same path through Moore. It’s actually really entertaining if you can believe it
>>140348900Zach Edey
damn good for the random OKC guy for hitting 7 FTs then the halfcourt shot
>>140349343>as long as you respect them, they wont hurt you
bro nailed that shit
Is this series or the Cavs and magic series more lame
>>140349173Tower of Babble 2.0
anyone want to join my discord?
>>140349376Nice the crowd was probably electric
>>140349376yeah I wish I didn't mute, shit looks hype
OKC makes the most half time shots, best fans in the world desu
>>140349391>>140349398buddy said he was trying to pay for his weddingreal feel good shit
>>140349366too slow for the young and fast thunders much like how steve franchaise didnt fit with yao
>>140349352CJ has one of the worst contracts in the league and would be hard to move. You could probably trick some GM into taking Ambien, however.
>>140349386On a scale of 0 to 10, how gay is your discord?
>>140348900Plumdawg is always ready for that kind of job
>oklahoma cityI cant think of a worse flyover hellhole…imagine unironically being from oklahoma city…what even happens there?
>>140349411Rumble’s been getting real good at those backwards half court shots. Must be something in the water
it's a good thing that the nugs choked because okc would have it rough trying to deal with the lakers-> wolves before the wcf
Sometimes you just need to lower your standards to be happy
>>140348900want kelly olynyk?
>>140349496oil and agriculture.
>>140349496you spend all day inside, it would be the exact same to wherever you are now except rent would be cheaper
>>140349496Is it true that its mostly Mexicans there kinda like Denver?
>>140349496It’s just big enough to get decent acts, and it’s REAL easy to get around in.
This OKC team vs the Lakers would've been a much more entertaining series
lol when I went to Minn we had a guy named Jamal Abu-Shamala who hilariously looked like pic related
>mfw
>>140349554Okcbros… were only up by 12…
>>140349291litterally to save money in the future.
>>140349572the Lakers winning isnt fun or good for basketball
>>140349496OKC is the worlds largest truck stop
>>140349496I live in OKC and GUARANTEE its better than your coastal marxist shantytown
>>140349576zesty ass nigga
>>140349496Every retard says this while paying $2500 a month in rent to their Chinese landlord and listening through their thin walls to their spic neighbors
It's so unfair the west's top seeds have to play Championship games thrice.>Denver vs T-Wolves>OKC vs Nuggs/Wolves>actual Finals
>>140349506>job>place to live>gfcould be worse
>>140349605i can drive 10 minutes to an international airport and hop on a flight to virtually anywhere in the world. Can you do that in OKC?
>>140349506
>>140349634But have you? haha surely
>>140349634OKC has an international airport.And if you live within 10 minutes of an airport, you are poor.
>>140349496>what even happens there?What do niggas even mean when they say this?
>>140349634And you've done that zero times and spend your free posting on an anonymous board saying all the pros of your city. Nobody cares where you live when youre an adult.
I wouldn't mind living in oklahoma, but I'm not white...
>>140349506fuck that. I moved from a flyover to Atlanta and made a ton of connections in my 20s and worked really hard to solidify myself in my field. Now i live in a nicer part of manhattan and its greatdont give up bros
>>140349697try tulsa
>>140349552no, but there are a lot of them. We have a fucking ton of Vietnamese
>>140349634yeah OKC has that too. What you think is special isn't special.
>>140349718That guy is a retard. He thinks living near an airport is something special
need this fruad SGA to take over the game so i can have some hope for next round
>>140347329bro what the fuck are you doing...
>>140349634Nigga i live in fuckin' Brazil and I can say the same.
the pels have a squad. It's a shame that their "stars" constantly let them down
Hi, I'm Kate
Thunder are HOT
>>140349750The argument doesn't even make sense>yo my city is so great I can leave it any time to go somewhere better
SGA IS NOT A FRAUD
SGA needs to stop with this foul baiting shit once he realizes it doesnt work in the playoffs
>>140349803Ingram just isn't it. This was proven in FIBA where he was one of the most underperforming guys. He's a guy who needs to be the first option, but he's not actually good as the first option.
>>140349634Lisbon is pretty dope in that way
>>140349832Thankfully the Thunder have a pure hooper in Chet to pick up his slack
Not trying to brag or anything but I live near an international airport
Shai trying to bait a foul and gets called for one himself. Good jobs, refs. Stop rewarding these little zoomer shits
>>140349883nvm, they reversed it. Continue being shit as usual.
>>140349718>>140349663lol what international flights go out of OKC, fucking Toronto or some shit? >>140349655Yes, been on direct flights to heathrow and from there you can go anywhere in Europe.
>>140349634>>140349905This isn't the 1960s anymore. Every town with half a million people has an international airport also:>The best thing about my city is that I can quickly leave and go somewhere else kek
This dude is actually bragging that he has an airport and can leave his shithole city any time he wants kek...GRIM
Bros, how do people who have weekdays off even have a social life or have time to meet a GF?.
>>140349924wrong retard, they don't have any international direct flights. https://flyokc.com/cities-served-nonstop
It’s halftime. Post and give me the girls you find the most attractive and/or goon to.
>>140349955you can still go out on the weekends you low energy faggot
>>140349634What does being close to an airport have to do with anything, covidboi?
>>140349955I have a job were I can pretty much leave whenever I want.But I am married so I am mostly boozing with people from work.
The mods are asleep, post your hometown airport!
>>140350012means not being stuck in some hick town like OKC
based chuck
chuck going hard
GENERATION O' DUMMIES
1 flight a day baby
I worked in Oklahoma temporarily and it's boring af. Also everyone is overweight.
You can give me what I want, I must confessMy body needs attention, my mind is in a messOklahoma was never like thisNever like this, it was never like thisEver like this, say was it ever like this?Oklahoma was never like thisOh, it was never like this!
>>140349958>DirectWho cares if you have a layover, they still have an international airport where you can fly to other countries. It's the same thing
>>140350178don't @ me unless your airport has directs to NYC, London, and Japan
>flexing about LEAVING your cityUnreal...
>>140349997there’s a tiktoker named miah_pie that I think is fine as hell. Also haesicks2 and .iriska.k
>>140350238go back to Twitter faggot
Stadium should have jerk off booths
>>140350276the back of every seat should have an onahole
>>140349997Ashley Matheson
I hope they get a good camera on that hot blond courtside
>>140350288holy udders
okc is so legit
>>140350288This girl will never work a day in her life
>>140350364Too legit to quit
and it's a blowoutgg pels
damn white slenderman just fucked up black slenderman
CHET THE PARALYZER
can Zion return in time?
>>140349997
> hick city> goofy ass, skinny ass zoomer playersOKC is the most unaesthetic team in the NBA.
>>140350288looks like she would bite your dick off during a bj
>>140350437on the bright side all these kids are forced to live in OKC
>>140350437>bunch of young skinny green overpaid yet somehow still disciplined, determined, and passionate zoomerssounds kino to me
>>140350288Yuck
I remember when Doc had Joe glued to the bench for years
I forgot to mention:> best player is a fucking Canadian
>>140350540
dead fucking thread
>Valanciunas killing OKC>Play him 20 minutes through 3 quarters Is he on a minute restriction or something
If both teams made every shot they took for the rest of the game but the pelican only shot 3s and thunder only shot 2s how long would it take for the pelicans to catch up?
this team has the worst fucking luck, i'm so tired of it. if we have zion this is a completely different series.
>>140350728He’s a net negative on defense. They don’t have anyone to really stop Chet
Wild that an AMEX commercial features like 20 people, 0 of which are White
HIT DAT POSETAKE DAT FLICK
Does this asian kid in Google Pixel commercial have downs?
The pels would win this series if Zion was healthy
the kings died for this
>>140350914If your sister had wheels she’d be a bike!
why'd I even put this shit on
I'm telling you when my jigga Jonas Vasectomy gets going he's the best player in the world
>>140350914he couldn’t keep up with this pace
>>140347176Jewish>>140348781Male Rothschild>>140350023Poster is a pedophile>>140350288Jewish >>140350423Jewish
What a sad series.
>>140348884A Herculean task
>>140350238Nigger I live in Toronto (unfortunately), No one gives a fuck about what airport you have.
