Soilers Edition/hoc/vious >>140347766TONIGHT:Game 2: 1st period - VEG (1) @ DAL (1) Game 2: 1st period - LAK (1) @ EDM (0)
knights own your shit team
>finnish embellishment
>laffs
>>140349667>>140349667>>140349667>>140349667>>140349667>>140349667>>140349667
Dallas will win
My penguins broadcasters (:
>>140349683Doesn’t look like it tonight.
why is the ESPN broadcast always the shittiest?
>sports books HATE him (find out why)
Huomenta
LETS. GO. STARS.
>Unsportsmanlike conductFinns would never
vegass blew their wad in the first period again. looking grim
Go Kings!
>>140349711Why
where's the replay, I missed it
'eads
>>140349726Huomenta but opposite
GO KNIGHTS GO
>>140349667Stars local broadcast is extremely comfy, and this is definitely not code for boring.
DALLAS!SPICS!DALLAS!SPICS!
Holy fuck the teams in this playoffs are so bad. Half of them are going to be eliminated in the first round!
>>140349726Huomenta
>>140349747when was this?
>>140349731It will be interesting Stars typically ramp up as the game goes on
>>140349737Cuz he knows bookies predict winners and he never loses betting favorites
>>140349710>ESPN is an American international basic cable sports channel owned by The Walt Disney Company
>>140349747kwab
>>140349749Hyvaa Yota
is gary selling NFTs?
>>140349769Last year
>>140349766kek
>>140349793Hyvää yötä
Retard
>>140349795not yet but he's talking to gretzky about it
>>140349731Good. Not watching the game but hopefully they fucking injure Mark Stone for real this time
>>140349747Experience Oilers hockey!
>>140349766That tends to happen this time of year
now that my nuckies don't stand a ghost of a chance advancing, which team should I cheer for now?
go oilers
What goes wrong in your life to end up laid the fuck out by pic rel?
>literally seething https://x.com/spittinchiclets/status/1783321457319162304
>>140349811even he couldnt take the humiliation of the flyers crashing
why are american ads filled with emotional manipulation?
>>140349828He can't keep getting away with it bros...
>>140349824Edmonton, Jets, TorontoSo you can experience another year of no canadian cups
>What a pro wants what pro n-
https://x.com/cotsonika/status/1783278348720066598
>rags
sheldon keefe is on espn
>>140349766Half the teams this year will have let in more goals than they scored after only the first round.
>>140349726>>140349726>>140349726>>140349726
>>140349850I'll go with jets, they seem the most soulful
>>140349847The jews
>>140349828>5 powerplays>unable to score>frickin marchand eh
>>140349856pretty wholesome
>>140349773>this fucking salty retard carried it over from the previous threadlollmao even
>>140349731Vegas played like shit and tied it immediately after getting scored on like on command. Stars needed to win the period. Knight will pull away
>>140349865I just turned it on and it was pk subban
>>140349728kek even jesse granger from the athletic called out their fans for begging for calls kwab
>>140349856they're in a much better place now :)
>>140349847It’s a weird place full of weird people.
the rat gets away with murder out there, the referees need to step in and do something about it
things would have been different if we just had one more powerplay
>>140349792cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>140349880You have no idea how bookmaking works. Sad!
>>140349913He gets away with involuntary manslaughter at best
>Deadmonton
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>140349913>5 powerplays gifted>no goals
>2oilers>2kinnerhe didn't even see it kwab
>oilersKWAB
>soilers
SKINNERINNER
that goal was nuts kempe
>>140349873Based, most soulful of all the teams this year. They will overcome Gary’s rigging.
>spoilers
>2kinner
>>140349847as with most media, we're the only ones who are any good at it
>kings finally fucking woke the fuck upBROs???
Ohhhh Canadaa
>batting the puck
>Soiler2HAHAHAHAHA
>>140349935Oh yeah I forgot the Oilers had Skinner
>>140349921>>140349922kek
>>140349922not who you think i am, seething schizo retard kek
I thought oilers are supposed to be LA kryptonite
kangz with an impressive SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>140349954go back to /cric/ faggot this gimmick sucks ass
>>140349960>bringing up schizophrenia unprompted Projection is a bitch
two canadians having some friendly banter
>>140349954I love your gimmick <3
Why do the refs keep rigging it for the spoilers?
>>140349913Go to bed Sheldon Queef, Marchand owns you
edmonton crowd might be the most retarded crowd. even more retarded than vancouver
MAKE THE CALL, GARY
obvious no goal but anderson definitely sat in the net there
>just lay across the goal line bro
>>140349968the fact that you're acting like a schizo is a prompt
>>140349968>tfw used to call people schizos a lot>started getting schizo med ads on youtubestarted to think maybe i was nuts
>connor mccuck trying to assert his royal authority and call it a goalthe absolute state of this cupless little shit
I thought you guys said Dallas was gud
>>140349968it sure is. so far gone and assmad that you brought up in a new thread. k.w.a.p
>>140349913cope
>>140349965fuck off mate>>140349974cheers mate <3
>>140349996we lied
>basedlersNO SCAAAAAAAR
>EmbellishmentStars semen slurping team
why not just have a goalie and a defensemen lay on top of each other in front of the net for ultimate goal stoppage?
>>140349996I did say that might reconsider
>>140349996they always start slow and ramp up, keep watching
>>140350010Dad and I were making fun of them. The most embarrassing penalty you can take.
>>140349996they were regular season babbies
>mcgayvid begging the refs to just give him a goal for complaining >fans booing even though the video clearly shows no goal
>have a long break>go to a tv time outWhy Gary?
>>140349847Are there other kinds of ad?
>>140350013Nothing in the rules that says human centipede can't play hockey
>boo hoo
>>140350013that's a bit gay, no?
>no penalty shot the guy can park his entire ass in the net and block like thatRigged for LA I see
>>140350025he's desperate
>>140350010>dallASS is a mega brownie city>soccer is huge>turn hockey into soccerthe absolute STATE of dallASS kek
>Copey seething and samefagging before the 2nd
>>140350027McDavid just finished a shift. If they call a TV time out there, he can rest and get more ice time.
THIS IS THE RHYTHM OF THE KNIGHT
>>140350042is that the geico caveman?
why are NHL ads filled with lawyer ads? does an average hockey watcher regularly get involved in lawsuit?
>>140350040When was the last time that rule was actually enforced
>McGayKid
>soilers thought they were entitled to win the series because of the first game
>>140350039They're stacking side to side for height, not dick to ass direction
>copey seething and rent freeingsad fr ong. btw where is he
>>140350034not effective ones
>>140350055They probably dance like /hoc/ posters
>>140350060What are the NBA ads?
no one like this teams
>>140350035Pic related is actually the perfect goalie physique.
Bouchard fucking sucks today
>>140350067jen
SCAAAAAAARFUCK YOU KANGZ, YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD IT
>>140350080I don't know, I only watch golf and hockey
>>140350055
Kangs oilels is such a shit series I guarantee you el gay will blow this leaf
goddamn 97mph on that one
I'll never understand adults who cannot see things objectively and simply cannot accept accountability, that's the victim attitude that ensures that one becomes a NEET
>>140350084until they fall over
The Leafs have scored on 9.1% of PPs and given up goals on 50% of PKs
>>140350084That's not nice. Why would you post your mom?
>kongs
KULAK'd
>>140350084You wouldn't be able to pull a goalie like that
>>140350099literally nobody can see things objectively. you are not an exception, you just lack self-awareness
SKINNER FUCKING SUCKS KWAB
MY OILIESWE'RE SO BACK
>coil3rs>skinn3r
>skinner
>SKINN3RK W A BWAB
>skinn3r
>>140350099some people don't mature past 15, pekka
>>140349667>Skinnigger>TalbuttHoly fuck both these goalies are like AHL tier
Defenseman don't have goal droughts you retarded cunt
>3dmonton
>>140350121Oh you're those type of guys. Next thing that you're gonna tell me is that nothing matters because we die and no one will remember us?
I don't know man, if skinner wasn't on the ground, he coulda turn around and gloved the puck
mcdavid will never win a cup
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematics_of_bookmaking#Making_a_'book'_(and_the_notion_of_overround)Bookies make money on the difference between the odds they calculate, and the odds they give you. That way they make profit no matter who wins, because they're always paying out less than they took in bets. Otherwise they wouldn't be bookies at all but gamblers. WIthout even understanding the math you can see why this makes sense. If bookies gave you the true odds, every time a favorite won against an underdog, they'd be paying out way more than they received. And they'd be doing this more often, because favourites win more than underdogs do, so all bookies would eventually go broke.
>>140350151Just like my islanders
neither team can defend
Bring back Mike smith
How the fuck was that not goalie interference?
>KANGZ finally woke the fuck upLAsisters!!!
>>140350141Its time to call him back up
>>140350140It's a damn shame, Daniel
>>140350148if you were capable of objectivity you wouldn't be attempting to pattern-match based on a single data point and your distaste for "those types of guys", whoever you imagine said people are
>>140350148It’s true. Nothing matters. Cope how you must or ascribe whatever meaning you’d like to life.
>>140350156We dont fact check here
>>140350173Mike smith was the oilers best defenceman in 2022
The longest PiP for a literal who nhler blocking a puck
looks like canadian teams are still shit.
>>140350156Holy fuck shut up about this lol nobody cares
limited internet here in Alaska, did my Leafs win tonight?
gary, can we get arena name with theming to match the team, like the oil pit, shark tank, the synagogue, etc. instead of >corporate name arena
>>140350136>>140350140trip on pedo
You could make a 45 minute reel from any oilers game of their players talking with the refs between whistles
>>140350202No. Whereabouts in Alaska?
>>140350199KWABCope. Seethe. Dialate. Etc.
>>140350140They're called women
>>140350202>AK Laffs fanNo... no they did not
>>140350203>The Leaf Pile
>>140350202no, alaskan boy swayman defeated them
>>140350189I guess that's a good enough reason to never have tried anything in life
>>140350199I accept your concession.
>too many men? I didn't see it
>another bookee postkys but fr
>>140350218I think you’re projecting now.
>>140350210Boston
>>140350212JEN
>why this dallas team is one of the favorites to win the stanley cuplol what
>Vegas can get late whistles by waving their handsVery interesting indeedt
>>140350237anti-vegas chuds are still malding and rent freeing from last year
>these officials getting super bitchy cause the coilers are super awful and whiny
meh
stars vegas game is boring as fuck. i think i'm gonna watch the other game with that generational talent guy
>>140350231I am saying that the people who say that nothing matters are the ones who use it as an excuse to have never tried to see how far they could go in life.
espn commentators are some of the absolute worst>talking about past games for 10 minutes instead of announcing the game being played
3 - 1 deficit? fixable
GO KINGS GO>edmonton>canadian hockey>canadians>canada
>>140350257>this is a 10/10 in dallasgrim
>>140350261sure but most of the people watching are "playoff hockey only" fans
>>140350261calm down shannon
>>140350258he's disappointing
>>140350284Pulju play for pens my guy
>>140350148NTA, but you just proved his point.
>>140350202Alaska is for the bruins, get out
i'm surprised the dallas pd hasn't shut down the hockey game for being antisemetic
>>140350284why does this guy get slurped so much in hockey? him and Mackinnon
>>140350261shade tree commentary that is use to call college football and basketball and shit>they need a TSN crew to train a whole broadcast pool, and maybe hire Don Cherry, give him a super good PR job and make him start talking PC and stuff.. not too PC though
Stars are so soft. They should have signed a real 2C, not a glorified winger like Duchene
why is this game so stressful?
>>140350247Problem?
>>140350309id watch cherry and mickey redmond all day
>>140350304because Puljujarvi has soul
NOOOO I DESERVE A CUP I'M SPECIAL!!
Team with the least finns wins
>>140350316Which one?
>>140350331I was looking for a real answer but ok
*hmm hhmm*> SOILERS BTFO
>>140350340VGK DAL
>>140350304mcdavid is considered the best player in the league but has no accomplishments
>>140350304Have you ever watched a hockey game
somebody gimme a knights pepe
Huomenta but opposite
>losing at homea time honored leaf tradition
>>140350363He'd rather pad his personal accolades and awards than learn to play as a team, score 50 less points on the year, and win a cup
>>140350377
>>140350365
>>140350377hyvää yötä bill
>skate lazily into the zone>turn it over>change
>>140350363he once won fastest skater in the skillz competition
>>140350370yes, watched the avs play and they impressed. the red head unwanted stepchild? not so much. last year he didnt impress either>>140350363makes sense now
>back, after these messages...
>>140350365* sweep sweep*
>>140350362Oh probably because it’s tied
Sad
>>140350413>Sponsored Tweet>Sponsor: Finland
Stars should be up by at least two but they suck and choke
>>140350406kys
>Reign lead the condors 2-0based
Alright Connor we just need another 5 point night out of you and then maybe we have a chance of winning
Imagined getting doofied by Pavelski
>McDavid when he has to carry his entire team
dallass or vegass
Vegas PP baby!
>vegas takes a penalty>cant have that>better put a dallas player there too
SSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
HELL YEAH OTTER
OTTER OH MAH GAH
O T T E RTTER
>>140350468Hyman is the one carrying this team
>>140350475Only real ice whore permitted here, please and thank you
TNT has the best commentators and intermission banter. everyone else sucks shit.
>>140350482Vegas is the NHL's Roman Reigns
i'm thinking this canada person is gonna have to wait a good while yet on this whole stanley cup thing
oettinger wishes he was bob
Imagine not winning your homegames
>Shart Theodore
Dallas shook
SOMEBODY FUCKING SCORE MY GOD
what reason does e!spn have for this vegas ass kissing?
>>140350493hyman would have 40 points if he didnt play with mcdavid
WHAT A PAD SAVE
Johnston got mugged
>>140350513maybe you're the biased one dallassfag
katy perry kwab
>>140350309>make him start talking PCThat would take a lobotomy.
i'm so sick of this dumbass at&t commercial
I hear brown people yapping outside my apartment, I turn the hockey game up extremely loud, simple as
>>140350529Im a fan of neither but the Vegas glazing is undeniable
>ryan nothing happens
>>140350468is he really too autistic to leave edmonton? should’ve never signed that extension.
>>140350529Do you not see it?
>>140350103Mitch marner is the leafs most important player. Hes the only guy who kills penalties and quarterbacks the power play. and he's playing like absolute shit. Before he got injured they had the number 1 power play and since hes been hurt they cant hit the broadside of a barn on the pp. hes clearly either still injured or suddenly retarded. unable to adjust his game. the way he possesses the puck makes up most of their game plan. unfortunately he makes or breaks that team more so than anyone else and he's gone for an absolute shit at the worst possible moment multiple times. the stats back it up the leafs have a positive record whenever matthews/nylander/tavares/rielly are out but not marner.
>>140350537I'm just glad all the buffalo got genocided
>>140350513vegas is a draw dullass isn't simple as
>>140350534maybe notelectro shock therapy has had some advances
>>140350541my neighbours are brown and had a party on 9/11 one year. pretty sus.
shit pp kongs
Why is Vegas so hated?
>>140350562fair enough, thank you for the input.
>>140350572we're too good
>>140350572Forced meme franchise
>>140350546It's Drai that's leaving in two years. Edmonton cant offer what teams like Dallas can, check salarycap. Seguin, Benn and Duchene are out then and that relieves 16 million in the salary cap
>>140350572salary cap circumvention
>>140350572they were gifted a great team and the fans are trash
>any time Dallas has a remotely advantageous play entering the offensive zone it's immediately whistled downVery interesting indeed
>>140350572yeah we're too good
>>140350562literally the opposite lol vegas sports teams are just an attraction like penn and teller or whoever the fuck is in residencythere's no loyalty in that market and in a few years that arena is going to be half full on a good day
>>140350558I think Auston Matthews is their most important player
>>140350572jealous canadians
>>140350585many teams do or did it, tampa did it to win two cups retard
>>140350586Just like my islanders
McDavid... did you just soil yourself?
>>140350572Gary team and their fanbase is a combination that no one can in good faith say that are good or respectable
>>140350587really makes you think
>>140350603>*cups
>>140350591>2 more w-weekskwab
>>140350603and we all hate them too
>>140350603>cheating is ok because other people did itonions mentality
>>140350584Dallas can’t offer his best friend and best player in the world to play with. Mcdavid won’t jump ship
>>140350587I was thinking that too
>>140350584also doesn’t have fagdeau stealing half his salary in texas
>>140350622if you're not cheating you're not trying
>>140350615how are the raiders doing lately chico
>>140350595Doesnt kill penalties very often and he stands on the bumper waiting for a pass on the power play. He doesnt break it in or move the puck around. hes the trigger man (which is the appropriate role, the leafs ruined kessel trying to make him be the man possessing the puck)
>>140350623McDavid will not leave but Drai will not take a discount.
>>140350572Gary lets them bend the rules and they had immediate success
VEGAS SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
hanifin scaaaaaaaar
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR HANIFIN
>>140350638onions mentality
>>140349847Women respond to emotional shit more than rational shit and women are a big market to target in America.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Stars bros I don't feel so good
KWAB
nice self pass
uh oh the seethe is growing to levels not thought possible
>>140350584Drai is like a 30 goal player without McDHe's not going to leave and become a career jobber somewhere else for an extra $1m
yep, it’s over
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>140350672KEK WHAT A BEAUTY
I picked the kniggers to win but I dont want them too
Sam Bennett is out for some weeks
KWAB(Kool it With the Antisemitism Bud)
>it was 3-1
>>140350679Tell me what kind of a contract you see him taking?
uh oh, Los Angeles uh oh
>>140350704not good
>>140350710It was 0-0
>>1403507118x10.5-11
>Canes vs Knights finalThis "sport" is fucking cooked
>>140349705KWAB
this intermission panel is awful
vegas needs to bring reaves back in for a game to take out the chinese guy
>>140350667the 18-49 male demographic is marketed to harder and with more emotional appeal than any other demographic on earth bar none. you don't know what the fuck you're talking about lol
>Vegas scores on a called off icing while Dallas can't enter the zone without getting a whistleExtremely interesting indeed
>stan lee cup playoffs>reffies breaking up fights before they can happennobody likes this shit gary
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>Back in black starts playing
My Knights :)
>>140350727Just like my islanders
>>140350737kek
>>140350726And the oilers cant afford it. Bouchard will walk too, he's not gonna take another deal for 3.9M
The villain arc goes on
>oiler goalie lets in 3 on 11 shots>oiler fans have the audacity to jeer the kongs goalie that let in 2 on 18
what if LA wins
>>140350742Nah he’s right about marketing
>>140350767If they can't afford it that's management's problem not drai's. Its their job to make room for important contracts they need to get done.
>>140350737
>>140350779mcdiddleskids's mental will crumble and LA wins the series inshallah
Need a clip of the fan mouthing "Fuck You" behind Hanifin as he's celebrating after his goal.
>>140350788Edmonton came down from 2-1 and 3-2 series leads both times against LA
mcgaykind will never lift a cup.
>>140350779*When LA wins
OY VEY
>>140350780nah "he's" (you're) dead wrong
uh oh the jewberg scored
kongs in gollapse modewill the soilers soil themselves to save em?
SHALOM
>LA KWABs
>>140350782It is Drai's problem if he cannot get paid the amount he wants. If you guys keep both McDavid and Drai, good luck with rest of that team, there's literally nothing there
>>140350779>>140350788>>140350792Even if LA lose again, the oilers are in an even match against them. Oil are fucked if they have to fight the real juggernauts in the west in the next round(s)
>check in on LA>get scored on>changed back to Vegas intermission
>can’t beat a shit team like the kongs with out ref puck Sad
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTIE GAME
IT WAS 3-1
>>140350810>goylers
>>140350743the cope begins kwab
>>140350810tel aviv icebergs when?
>>140350770Yikes this didn't age well!
>>140350835>>140350810the oyveylers
>>140350779LA is such a dogshit team now I think it would take a total collapse for the oilels to lose. even then I don't think they have the heart to make a comeback
>>140350835Kopitar
how many guys are left that dont have to wear the visor?
Zach Hyman and Auston Matthews have the same number of playoff goals
>>140350797based
>DallASS
>>140350849just like my islanders
JLMI
>>140350855same amount of cups too
>Hits>VGK 41>DAL 44
>>140350816>real juggernauts in the west in the next roundlmao
imagine being from dallas OR even worse, supporting dallas teams
lmao McDavid helping his african american friend gamble responsibly
>>140350877No, thank you... none for me..
Let's Go Oilers
I am not watching that Edmonton game.
>what does your hat trick mean to you Zach Hymanstein?>it's good for the Oilers store>oilers sell 600 hats after the hat trick HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>140350877i hear there are a lot of fake cowboys and fags in dallas
CHUCKTELL EM ABOUT THE WOMEN IN SAN ANTONIO
>>140350874Dude
dentist is proud of me for quitting the cigs :)
>>140350895how dare you
>>140350896never forget the 6000 hats
>>140350906show me how you get them churros
>>140350877Most of them are from Mejico>>140350877
>>140350906they love them churros
Male or female?
>>14035091260000 hats seems kinda low
>>140350896If he really said, its disgustingly based and jewpilled
we are so fucking back oilersbros
>>140350912I can't believe they sold 60,000 hats. 600,000 hats is an insane number of hats. Just outrageous that they solid 6 million hats
>>140350921Probably
>>140350921what does the coilers coach even do
>>140350921
a bit drunk boys
>>14035092260000 hats? auschwit- I mean edmonton concentration camp was full of 600000 hats
>>140350932Yes
>>140350932Open and close the door for mcmeme
>>140350921loser has to hoist her
>>140350929look im not saying if they did or didnt sell 6 million hats. im just saying that they should have
>perry againKWAB
>>140350921that's a big cup
>>140350932https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/3f4a1806-41db-4638-bc72-4ababc49c8c4
>>140350949the number is growing, the evidence points toward 6.6 million hats if you disagree, the ADL considers that a hat(e) crime
>>140350877for me, it's mudbugs hockey.
>>140350921wtf is that furshit jersey on the top right behind cuphead
3rd period and im nervous again
>>140350959kek
>>140350959the NHL*
>>140350964their alt jersey? its their one tolerable jersey dawg
>>140350921The silver Kookum one of the most respected members of the Cree
>>140350959fuck you i snorted
Relocate the Stars to Mexico City
>>140350964Tribute jersey for Ethan Bear?
cool it with the anti-semitism guys
>tfw no leah cool wine aunt
>>140350849If I was the kings I would’ve started the backup away. Talbot got ran out of town here for bad mental juju and now you have 18,000 fans yelling your name louder than any other fanbase. Has Talbot came past some of his “yips” he seemed to have here?
>>140351009Pretty sure the kangs backup is david rittich
>>140351006I'm suspicious of that name and straight nose
>kangs couldn’t figure out how to score on power plays all year. :~|
>>140350959Speaking of millions and billions, how much taxpayer's money did you guys send again?
>>140351003The only thing cooler than antisemitism is nomoresemitism.
>>140351003its just hats anon
>>140351022$9001b
Dallas king frauds. Even more so than the Basedlanche
>>140351020
>>140351003KWAB
I'm not watching any games
>>140351065sounds gay
Announcement in 5
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Very pleasant when the power play clock and the time left in the period line up.
>>140351003im not seeing any such thing.
>>1403510725 what?
>>140351072r u mr gay?
KEK THAT REF JUST SEIG HEIL'D
> People doubted on my Talbot
Jfc what a pass and what a save.
look, you flip the puck over the glass, you're gonna sit for 2
if I were otter I would be pretty pissed with my team hanging me out to dry like this holy fuck
tfw no emily kaplan gf
>>140351089
I AM NOT FUCKING WATCHING THAT EDMONTON GAME
scar
>>140351119>delay of holocaust
>the city of bakersfield
Imagine being a fat, retarded, stupid, smelly, dumbfuck stars fan right now
>>140351149Cant
>>140351149this but also oilers
>>140351149I’m about 30-40 iq points too high to do that
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>140351149imagine being that walrus
>>140350742That's simply not true, anon. Males are not a desirable market right now.
>>140351173I am that Walrus
>>140351173>number 1 draft pick goaliewhat would his cap hit be?
looking like a sweep here in dallas
>>140351173I would hate to be the walrus his coach has the exact same mannerisms as Gerard Gallant
>jon bovikwab
did they chant "Vegas sucks"?
can the next thread be flames themed?
is there a more cringe crowd than dallASS?
>>140351206My Devvies :)
>>140351210Yeah
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>>140351213not a playoff team so no
>>140351192this is gonna surprise you, but 2 does not in fact equal 4
>>140351213Yes give er bud
>>140351185I wonder how many bitches that walrus has
>>140350667>respond to emotional shit more than rational shitThis applies to everybody.
GO KINGS GOGO KINGS GOGO KINGS GO
