How would the rest of the world react if the US won the World Cup?
I think that would be very based.
>>140357642If America wins a World Cup, and especially if we somehow won the next one in America, the seething about it being rigged would be ten times what the Riggi Riggitini posting is
Always quite liked the US men's team for SOVL reasons but imagine how hard the diversity angle would get pushed
it is soccer
>>140357642Sex with Isabela Merced
>>140357642Stick around for two or three more decades and find out. it's practically guaranteed to happen, you guys have infrastructure that mogs Europe and interest in footy is already growing it's only a matter of time before you produce a competitive generation but playing in CACAcaf is probably holding you back
>>140357903very controversial take
>>140357642If it wasn't rigged, unironically kneel.However it would probably have to be insanely rigged for it to happen, given how bad you are
>>140357642it the usmnt wins, it's as if nobody wins
>>140358160>If it wasn’t rigged What would need to happen to convince /sp/ it wouldn’t be rigged? Not a single penalty kick the whole way through?
>>140357642half would think its kino and romanticize the darkhorse/miracle situation that is a mid national team winning the WC and the other half (purists) would take it as a sign of international football dying because no country that isnt already a former winner or the netherlands should ever win it
focs on winning the basketball wc first noob
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It would be funny for a little bit but would become absolutely, utterly unbearable
>>140360578We win the Olympics every year though
>>140358268What about America? Would we not win in that scenario? It might finally get people here to start caring about soccer too
>>140357642The Mother of all Chimpouts.
>>140360429I just don't think it's possible. Our defense is so shockingly bad. Every single attacker we face would have to forget how to kick a ball.
>>140357642I honestly believe they would stop playing and pretend nobody ever cared about soccer
It would be absolutely hilarious, completely sovl and unfathomably based until americans ruin it by never shutting the fuck up
>>140357642the USA USA USA posting would break every board for a week
>>140357642Focus on your apehoop, shart
>>140375224focus on youruhh
>>140371067Not really. Soccer is not entertaining to Americans when we have american football and hockey. They appeal more to the American psyche than soccer, which is slow and low scoring Soccer is a ballet, while american football and hockey are ZOMG HIT HIM HARDER AND FNIEOENCJCIWIEUFNCJEIECBIt just ain't happenin'
Well i guess it’s very close but your soccer league must be better than England and Germany
>>140361327we would be tied with England on WC wins :3
>>140376429Grim
>>140375880naw we'll just keep sending our best and brightest to >study in Europe
>>140357642A baffled look of disbelief. Same as if some other minnow won it.
>>140357642quite surprised
Id kneel.
>>140357642It will be called soccer
>>140357642We would be happy for the little boy who finally made it, USA being the equivalent of Iceland or Slovenia in football terms>>140358160Greece won Euro 2004, beating all the best teams in the tournament with 0% rigged games and 0% controversy, so everything is possible
>>140357642Who will win a World Cup first, the US or Mexico?
>>140360536What about Croatia? Or Hungary?>>140361327That's why a pray everyday for Neverland to not win a euro or a non-rigged WC, only the mutts winning it would be even worse
>>140383702USMexico can't even beat >us
>>140383944both have good football tradition starting from the early 20th century
>>140357642They would pretend they don't care. We would pretend we care. Simple as.
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