38 years old
>>140358691britishsisters....... our response??
>>140358691>this is after multiple trips with Turkish Hairlinesgrimmest of grims
>>140358691he is eating all of this money (literally)
ynr that lazio wonderkid
>>140358691face too round
Zanetti at 38...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVluH9wbUlM
how did he get even wider since the last pic
>>140358691I'm 25 and I look like this
>>140359546post proof
>>140359546There’s no shame in that. Just act like a seasoned regular at all times and call everyone lad and you’ll be fine
>>140358691what medical condition ails him that makes his head that big ?
>>140359694Britishyma
>>140358691Oldest 17 year old I've ever seen
>48 years old
>>140359694pikey-ism
>>140358691An absolute unit of a man
>>140358691wh*te ppl age like milk
fixed him
>>140359694Lageritus
>>140359346I bet he still looks like this
>>140359828MAXIMUM ROONEY
>>140358768We're ugly due to genetics
>>140359852speak for yourself
>>140358691
https://twitter.com/DMcIntyreWWE/status/1781767735040503899
>>140359856>>140359852the average british person is one of the least attractive people compared to any other nation
>>140359911It's true. And I don't care because I'm not a faggot or a woman.
>>140359734>>140359802>>140359830I see, he reminds me of the wide Putin meme.https://youtu.be/EEvopkbc4FE?si=CvcNI097tztVIeQs
>>140359932based
>>140359546kwabb
>>140359872what happened to him between 5 &10?
>>140359833He's 51 nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCL5NCx3m-c
>>140359346loved that inter squad
>>140360095bong genes started the metastasis
>>140359872That's quite the hairline for a 10 year old.
>>140360376it's the blonde hair + shit pic qualityHe only started going bald at 16
>>140359932The only acceptable response.
Men don't hit the wall :) ;)
>>140359694Bonginitis
>>140359932You're a based.
>>140358691Thats what alcoholism does to you
>>14035869151 years old, same country...Bongland is weird
>>140359546based
>>140359856I'm ugly due to genetics
>>14036441299% of British women of any age look nowhere near that good.I'm convinced our country has the least attractive people of anywhere in the first world.I haven't seen a cute girl in public for like 5 years.
>>140359694angloidism, it's terminal
>>140359828head like a fucking orange
>>140364412she grew up rich and well connected with good genesRooney grew up on a council estate in liverpool with maximum potato genes
>>140359248That's booze-bloat.
>>140364647>Rooney>Anglo
>>140364412proper real brit on the back
>>140364412she's quarter chinese
Such a good dude.
>>140364412She's had 20+ surgeries on her face.
>>140365159You say that like anon posted a pic of Madonna
>>140359872>10Said KWAB out loud
>>140359694Manc deformation, just look at foden and palmer
>Alcohol... not even once.
>>140358691Alcoholic face
>>140358691british people just have oversized heads and tiny faces, nothing they can do about it.
>>140358691Vaxx status?
>>140358768>>140359734>>140359852>>140359911>>140360269>>140360808>>140364412>>140364647>>140365306>>140369117He's Irish.
>>140358691I thought anglo genes were supposed to be superior
>>140359828Bro needs some pikmin following him around
>>14035869138 years old
>>140358691I will call him 1m3 now
>>140358691VAXXED
he was always hideous. he looked like shit as a teenager.
>>140358691I have his eyes
>>140359694celtswelt
>>140360095daily therapeutic beatings. just like with you guys but not for fun.
>>140373049Memes aside do all people from Liverpool look like this?
>>140364508It’s more a problem of bad taste or bad diet, because your slags would look top tier with decent clothes/makeup and healthy food
I just don’t get how as a multi millionaire you can be fatJust pay someone to be your shadow, slap bad food out your mouth, make you run a few miles a day, shave his head, grow a beard again and keep it trim, within 2 years he can look human again
>>140380087Because he drinks lagerYou see big fat drunk heads like his all the time in the pub
>>140380087because they don’t fucking care. they spent all of their youth being forced to watch what they eat and stay in shape, now they’ve retired they are free to consume what they want. even less motivation to keep doing if they’re settled, happy and have a family.
>>140358691Wesley Sneijder is really aiming for the same look.
>>140359872>26: no hair>30: hairexplain
>>140381480This is actually sadder because Sneijder used to be a qt while Rooney always looked like shit.
>>140381480Van der Vaart already achieved it flawlessly
>>140382254>tfw you drink so much vodka that you turn into a russian
>>140382254JUST
>>140358691>ctrl f "age of rooney">0 resultsbruh, someone post it
>>140358691MY G-G-GENERATION
>>140364412>woman on a photo with tons of makeup>implying she looks like that for realboy you're gonna have so much fun on your first dating-app meetup.
I have a hard time guessing ages after like 24. You can have 35 year olds that still look 22 and also ones that look 50 like Rooney.
>>140381161KekSliders when creating characters should never be all the way left or right
>>140382442Wrong kind of cap for bongoloid.
>>140364412British aristocracy and upper classes has a lot of norman french dna. Basically a different people.
>>140382397When you are 80 years old, wrapped in a blanket and comfy in your rocking chair by an open fire, surrounded by your great-grandchildren; you can tell the spellbound youngsters about the time you saw Sir Wayne Rooney retire from international football after choking against a team of dentists and part timers which has never won any silverware or even qualified for a competition of note in its history, scoring a penalty against the mighty Iceland.The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window as your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up: 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, the legendary double in Minsk, that tap-in against Liechenstein. They know what's happening and are scared, but calm.The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'
>>14035869150 years old; same country
>>140358691can he fix united?
>>140358768you can hardly call those fat old men sisters
>>140359872it was ogre for him before it even started
>>140381480>>140382254meanwhile humberto at 58
>>140386830literally peak female performancedon't (You) me
>>140364412>ynr her latex fetish
>>140364412what?! you mean people from the same country look different? that's absurd
>>140381480wtf didn't he used to hamsum as fuck?
>>140359828e's a big lad
This is a 49 year old ballet dancer. Forget about football. Abandon straightness. Faggotry is the way to go.
Hate this stupid prick for what he did to the blues
>>140359872lil wayne rooney
>>140364412>Burmese ancestry from father's sideAsian genetics made her thin, PROVE ME WRONG
>>140382442IF ONLY WE COULD FLYYYYYYYY
>>140364412>kate beckinsale = los angeles>wayne rooney = rest of burgerland>fat bloke behind kate = american southevery country has fit people and uggos
>>140360376
>>140364412Are you trying to imply Kate has aged gracefully? Her face is full to the brim with botox and fillers
>>140358691Young asf.Why isn't he still playing?
>>140358691>>140364412>>140364803The pvre Anglo Beckinsale vs the irish mutt Rooney
>>140387096I would, but I don't have the knees for it. I'll just fuck 20 year old co-eds looking for a sugar daddy.
>>140358691mr bean funny
>>140358691Bully sequel when?
