Mariners literally CANNOT STOP WINNING!!!
first for mariners OP
ANOTHER MARINERS HOME RUN
For me it’s Luis Urías
tWINs!
Mariners WILL be winning this game like I said.
LETS GET SOME RUNS CUBBIES
This is the thread
>>140362243>>140362243>>140362243>>140362243>>140362243real thread
this is why Happ doesn’t bat third. LETS GO BUSCH!!! YOU CAN DO IT
Haniger been cooling off lately. Need this nigga to heat back up
>>140362325Nope, you know the rules.
>>140362325Doesn’t appear to be that way
This is the thread btw
>>140362365He crushed the ball first at bat. Bad luck
>>140362243>>140362243>>140362243>>140362243>>140362243NON-GAY THREAD OVER HERE
>>140362325>>140362422cope seethe etc etc
>>140362422chill out nigga we'll just use it after this one
>>140362422Don’t be gay bakespie this one was first
>>140362422in that case, i'm using this thread, braves fan btw
>>140362422in that case i'm in the correct thread.GO M'S!
Mariners
>3-22
As for me and M'sbros? We believe.
that was a clutch catch by polanco
>rain delays in 2024
>>140362422That one is full of stinky doyerpacos. No thanks
>>140362502Imagine not having a retractable roof. Sad!
>>140362502roofchads, where we at?
What have I missed Rangers bros. Heaney only 4 runs lets go.
just tuned in the last inning, glad to see cal is back
>>1403623653 bases worth of errors in the last two games too. might be getting overworked? I never though he would be seeing this much playtime relative to Raley.
>>140362402>stealing from Ohtanisan and his doggy Ippei has brought great shame upon his family
>>140362537Heaney was doing well until Urias hit the go-ahead 2 run homer.
Yankees.
Kim my love :)
>>140362546Dumper status?
M's bros if we actually win this series, is there anything that can stop us?
this thread is perfect for a cocksucker like myself. go braves!
Thoughts on Players Weekend coming back?
>no Braves baybaw today
>>14036264510x worse than City Connect, fucking hate it
>>140362483Good thing we didn't waste this year evaluating the organization
>>140362632>scuba kek
Bros... it's really our year isn't it?
>>140362656we can suck each other off, bravebro
Castillo dawged that one out
>yamamoto startlet's see what this bust does today
>>140362704He's back.
BREW CREW DESU
>mackenzie gorewasn't he in the poodre trade package for soto? lol poodres got fleeced
how much longer is this garver experiment gonna go on before we send him down or dfa him
Rain delays are max comfyIsbel's diving catch in deep center was kino
>POODRES
Padres gotta get Brito or Morejon stretched out because Vasquez ain't it. Call up Estrada too.
>>140362788>12mm aavthe strikeouts will continue until morale improves
PETE CROW ARMSTRONG’S FIRST MAJOR LEAGUE HIT IS A TWO RUN HOMER TO GIVE THE CUBBIES THE LEAD!!!!!!’nLETS GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
PCA!
>>140362663Why, do you hate fun?
based ump is a yamamoto fan
>>140362897>goes to clubhouse to take a dump
>>140362529roof stadiums are anti-sportssports were meant to be played outside
The Trashtros are going to get 20 losses before the Pebbles.
>fraudimoto needs umpball to strikeout Joey Meneses yikes
>>140362926this, we LIKE snow games
>>140362907>all white unis>all black unisThe complete antithesis of fun right there
TEO
GG Pirates
>>140362926>>140362963>game gets cancelled>doubleheader>(You)r team loses both games kek
That strike...
All I gotta say is I HATE COORS FIELD, I HATE COORS FIELD, I HATE COORS FIELD.That is all.
memeiners
>>140363028Padres being silly, Vasquez should be emergency spot starter territory, not first man up to replace someone in the top 5.
>>140362963>under -160damn thats cold
M's bros... I fucking knew this was gonna happen.. it's over.
>no dodgers game thread for the weekday day gamekek theyre all out mowing lawns
>>140362237My pirates ):
>>140363102Shhhhhh......
X finally coming back to life thank God
Producing with 2 outs like last season.
>>140363102Womp womp back to leafland
>risp all game (7)>bring in 0 for 16 twink >already struck out twice today>launches it into the atmosphereLGTSS>assturds
swing
>>140362963>bet365 odds update>mgm money line report during big inning >constant barrage of fan duel and draft kings ads >ippei and his treachery
gotta hand it to the loveable losers for this one. fuck the doybeaners.
>>140362951And then win the AL west again KWAB
>>140363191Correct.
gabe speier!!!
>>140363181Speaking of twinks, has JAX gotten another hit yet?
Feels like this is gonna be a combined 20+-run slopfest in Coors
Nooooooooooooooooooo. How do you swing to that?>>140363196And you will be get fucked in the postseason again.
>>140363194burning the american flag is a daily ritual at dodger stadium now, and its beautiful
>>140363119Dodgers fans during a noon game
STRIKEproblem nats?
>>140363286Doubtful :^)
>ohtranny is on pace for 25 HR>he hasn’t stepped on the rubber is 12 months>doyers gave this gambler $800 millionKEK
Ohtani paying off the umps with his ill-begotten winnings. When will his stain on the game end?
>>140363358a drop in the bucket for the money-printing dodgers
>>140362787I loved Gore so much. I don't think we needed Soto but alas, that damage already been done ;~;
>>140363371Wait, when did they move to DC and get elected?
CLEAR THE DECK!CANNONBALL INCOMING!
>THUGtani>bribing the umps>tranny nunsThere is not a more insidious organization in beisbol
>>140363427Vagiants exist
Would you look at that Padres when you let your #6 in the rotation eat innings instead of jack his dick off in the bullpen you actually get results
>>140363427people know. nature is healing.
urias is filthy all of a sudden
>>140363457Wait, is jacking it in the bullpen frowned upon now?
mookie slap!
>>140363478Good!
>>140363483Only outside of Atlanta.
Listening to games on the radio is comfy. I love baseball.
>>140363427>Hi, everybody, and a very pleasant good evening to you, wherever you may be. It’s time for drag queen baseball!
the new dodgers gay celebration dance may just be the thing that puts them over the top
>>140363522It really passes the time. It's exciting, especially when you're drinking you can focus on it.
>>140363483
>>140363495
>>140363522i listen to the am broadcast everyday at work (night shift)
>>140363531Could you imagine being a boomer and having to watch this abomination?
>>140363560Coast to coast with Art Bell?
>it's another Gore tries to strike out every batter he faces and throws 90 pitches in 4 innings episode
just 3 more outs bros....
M's bros... we might actually do this
>>140363536Even better if you're doing some nonstrenuous work like gardening, painting, working on a car/bike, etc.
>>140363605Toxic masculinity
>>140363582towards the back end but at the start of my shift its 710 seattle sports with rick rizzs :^)
quiet out there in berdnation...only the jays are playing today
>>140363572Just trying to imagine Vin’s reaction to it makes me kek. Never forget people tried to paint him as a racist for condemning the George Floyd riots.
>>140363625I miss hearing Rush in the morning and a mariners game on my drive home.
>>140363634bords
>>140363643>peopledemons arent people no matter how human they look
>>140363643He was a Reaganite casual racist.
I'm gonna lose my shit if Vasquez gets another start after this
>>140363605I used to drive pounds of weedbro from the city to my buds in upstate NY. Summer time night games on the radio during the solo drive home, during the Mest 2015 WS run, Steve Somers on the radio afterwards. Peak comfy summertime memories.
M's bros, are we ready to call polanco a bust?
Vin Scully was overrated. He was only as well liked as he was because he was doing it for like 70 years
>>140363681and its beautiful
Munoz, please have a good day.
>>140363713I'm sweating
>>140363702He gets walked often enough I don't think so.
>>140363694Sounds splendid. For me it's biking to the coast and back, although now the shorter games don't quite cover the distance (or I'm just slower lol)
>vince cally
>>140363702are you fucking kidding? sorry but he's been delivering defense and walks. more than you can say for anyone else at that position the last two years. hit that bomb against the reds too
Two to go.
>>140363704>Hank Aaron’s 715 HR>1986 WS Game 6>1988 WS Game 1>1956 WS Game 5>Sandy Koufax perfect gameIm sorry but you’re retarded and I’m not even a doyers fan. He has some of the most memorable and legendary calls, and actually knew when to stfu and let the moment speak for itself.
ONE TO GO
>>140363643Sounds racist
>>140363681Cope
>>140363767>He has some of the most memorable and legendary callsBecause he was doing it for 70 fucking years and had a lot of opportunities. Has nothing to do with any sort of talent.
3RD CONSECUTIVE SERIES WIN
MARINERS WINMARINERS WIN THE SERIES
time for a draft :)
>>140363704>kept job for 70 years>nobody liked himYou can’t even keep a job for 3 years
Sad.
>>140363799He stopped evolving as a human bean after the 1960's
>>140363704Vin Scully is a fucking legend made for the radio era 40+ years ago. Back when it was just the play by play guy and he had 2 hours of dead air to fill each game. Zoomers can’t understand
luv baseball
>>140363723>>140363753fair enough i just don't like it when niggas are batting under .200
GG Seattlegood series overall despite the disappointing resultsee ya in June
MARINERS WIN THE BALL GAME>MARINERS WIN THE BALL GAMEMARINERS WIN THE BALL GAME>MARINERS WIN THE BALL GAMEMARINERS WIN THE BALL GAME>MARINERS WIN THE BALL GAMEMARINERS WIN THE BALL GAME>MARINERS WIN THE BALL GAMEMARINERS WIN THE BALL GAME>MARINERS WIN THE BALL GAMEMARINERS WIN THE BALL GAME>MARINERS WIN THE BALL GAMEMARINERS WIN THE BALL GAME>MARINERS WIN THE BALL GAMEMARINERS WIN THE BALL GAME>MARINERS WIN THE BALL GAMEMARINERS WIN THE BALL GAME>MARINERS WIN THE BALL GAMEMARINERS WIN THE BALL GAME>MARINERS WIN THE BALL GAMEI TOLD YOU MARINERS WOULD BE WINNING AGAIN TODAY
Surely the Cubes aren't about to blow this to Pooston
>>140363815I didn't say nobody liked him you retard. I said he was overrated. It makes sense that Dodger fans like him, but to call him the best sports broadcaster of all time like many do is going way too far.
>>140363803really? he had been doing it for 70 years in 1956?
>>140363634And they are probably losing because of mother nature
Go Ms Rangers fans seem like a good bunch. See you in Seattle in a few weeks
>neris
>>140363681And?
>>140363837Based, 60s was a heart era, when I was born
>>140363803The GOAT baseball broadcaster by an order of magnitude. Stay mad zoomer
>>140363803He was comfy.
>>140363863>can’t keep a job for 6 monthsCope
>>140363885Did you lose your house during stagflation or the 90's recession?
Nice KikeRighties gonna have to carry today because Ohtani and Freddie can't see the ball at all today vs Gore
>asstros losing again>dawged out a series W against the rags>angels gonna be 10 under .500 soonM's bros... it's our time.
>>140363918I own 6 houses, all paid off, charging $2500/month to idiots, life is grand
Never doubted Munoz desu haha
>>140362237it's true and many people are saying this! mariners literally just cannot stop winning!!!
>>140363926Freddie had a long ass at bat that ended up as a base on balls
>>140363885>there are people in their 50s posting hereWhat the fuck are you doing here, that's genuinely pathetic
Cubs win
I'm a padres fan and I'm trans
>>140363945fuck off, you came into our space asswipe
>Ms win>Astros lose>pick up a game on both Texas teamsIt was a good day
Pooston one loss away from joining the 20 losses in April club
>>140363945Did you fail math, kiddo?
M's bros, will root inevitably going under be good for us this season or bad? Now that the Kraken are out, it's only a matter of time before it crashes.
>>140363945t. 42 years old
Oldcums in the hizzouse!
>>140363939Are they all old houses or duplos?
>only 1 team above .500 in the AL WestJesus
>>140363939Rentbros our response?
>>140363973As long as the Ms don’t sign with Apple TV I don’t care where the games are broadcast
>>140363990both west divisions are complete jokes, every AL west team is worse than the worst AL East team
Taylor is killing this team, man. His ABs always end with the worst possible outcome>>140363944Still looked uncomfortable as fuck
>>140364009Remember you posted this when the ALCS is Seattle vs Texas
>>140363939are you hands on in maintaining them or do you hire a service to take care of all the headaches for you?
>>140363990>Both Comedy Centrals have 3What the hell is going on
Imagine what this Top 50 would look like if it was Expos only instead of having both Expos and Nationals playershttps://www.notinhalloffame.com/baseball/top-50-baseball-players-by-franchise/top-50-washington-nationals
Sorry I'm late, gg and good series Redsbros. I said last year they were some pitching away from being a good team and I was right. Reds are a solid team.
>>140364009Everyone knows that the Al East is the strongest division.
Fuck yah EDLS
>>140363945worked with a guy at a restaurant in his 60s and after like a year I found out he posted on /sp/ and /k/ maybe some others. sometimes he'd show me memes and shit not sure I ever heard him say the word 4chan buy he'd say "on the forums" kek
>>140364030One of those teams isn’t even making the playoffsRemember you posted that when it happens
>>140364014Taylor doesn't get enough playing time to be killing the team. Yeah, we could do without him and his contract but he's far from the biggest problem.
>>140363945im 39
>ragsLMAO!
>>140364036There's a historically bad team in the ALC that's inflating rivals' win totals
My goal is to become the oldest living poster on 4 chan one day.
Fucking Profar lmao
wew gallo
My pass is older than you whippersnappers
Do we actually believe the Guardians are "best record in baseball" kind of good or are they due for some regression
>>140363888>checkedWho is the new LA play by play guy? Cause he sucks.>you’re not going to first you’re going back to the dugout!I fucking hate homerism on the broadcast.
>>140364153It's the schedule. Almost got swept by the Yankees, in the meme wind stadium.
>>140364120Laudable
I am not a fan of days where my team does not play
>>140364162Where’s the cubs hat?
>>140364153>2 series against the A's>2 series against the Red Sox>One series apiece against the Twins and White SoxThey're feasting, might be a 90-win team though
>>140364184It beats days when your team loses
>>140364199Hmm. Food for thought I suppose
>walking their backup catcherwtf Gore
>>140364153Have played mostly mediocre to bad teams, but you're suppose to beat such teams. Real test will be this weekend against the Braves.
>>140364211he still has massive potential if he stays healthy
>>140364184Mest or berds?
>>140364234He needs to fall out of love with the K, mini-Snell ATM
>>140364241expos
>>140364184I feel ya.
>>140364253Anon I…
>GIDPtani
>>140364253Montreal should have got the A’s tbqh. Vegas looks like it’s gonna be a disaster
>>1403642495 IP and 1 earned run is p. good given his relative lack of experience and who he's facing.
>>140364276They'll get the White Sox
Ohtani SUCKS
>>140364276Canada will get an expansion team when MLB inevitably goes to 32…Salt Lake City and Montreal probably
>>140364299But unironically
Ohtani is having a rough impatient day at the plate T_T
>>140364284It's his 3rd year in the majors.
I am a straight white male and a fan of the Atlanta Braves
Thought Yamamoto was kil but he caught it
Nashville White SoxRaleigh RaysSalt Lake City Expos
based yamamoto catch
>>140364327B-b-b-based.
>>140364284Not him but he's been bailed out mightily by good infield play. I do believe Gore can mature into the ace the friars drafted him to be but I just wish he didn't try to strikeout everyone, his pitchcount has looked utterly dire the last 3 games.
>>140364323Like a needle in a haystack
>>140364330I legitimately thought that was the sound of his skull cracking open
>>140364323Sike.
>>140364337sounds like the comp to Snell an announcer threw out early in the game seems kind of accurate.
>>140364323Jk I’m trans btw
>>140364323Oh welcome to the neighborhood. I'm sure you'll change your "tune" soob enough ;)
>>140364276>vegas looks like a disaster doesn’t matter. vegas baseball will be like chargers football with 60% visiting team fans. perfect vegas trip to go see your team play a 3 game set. i will go every year
>>140364276Vegas is great for sports and I'm tired of pretending it isn't!
those yamamoto pitches are filthy, once gets better command on his fastball, he's gonna be elite
>>140364310You can tell when he can't see the ball out of the pitcher's hand at all.Last AB he probably went with the mindset of making contact no matter what and pray for the ball to find a gap
Yankers.
>>140364420Built for BBC (Big Berd Cock)
Padres outta slam range I think I can breathe now holy fuck Coors is torture
>>140364391>i will go every year enjoy paying $125 for upper level seats in that crackerjack box of a stadium they plan to build
>>140364436>enjoy paying $125it only gonna be that price if the stadium is filled though
Literally the only way Vegas makes financial sense for the A's is if Clark County ponies up 70%+ of the cost. People are already wose after Allegiant plus Davis already sounded the alarm on Fisher.
>>140364480I’d really love for them to sell less in Vegas than they did in Oakland. Have people been going to see the raiders? I don’t really pay attention to football.
>>140364153Don't forget, the Guards share a division with the worst team in baseball, the 3-22 White Sox.
>>140364513No it's mostly away fans in Raider games
>>140364302>the ogden amaze-os
>>140364480one of the top tourists destination on earth. it will always be a sellout
>>140364431These series in coors are 1000% worse than any series against the Dodgers
>3 lineouts for Abrams unreal
If MLB were to ever return to Montreal, I could see it being like a Charlotte Hornets/New Orleans Pelicans situation in the sense that the Nationals agree to transfer the records and statistics of the Expos to the new Montreal franchise, thus unifying all of Montreal's MLB history under one franchise
>>140364431>>140364554You play the Rockies every time you’re at Coors lol. How bad can it be
>>140364573it's usually a difficult adjustment for pitchers not used to throwing there
>>140364573Padres just play like shit at Coors, the quality of the Rockies themselves is irrelevant. I blame 2007 game 163.
Maybe A's can transfer their records and WS wins to the Mariners
Maybe the Minnesota Senators, and Arlington Senators should transfer their records too
It took longer for MLB to return to Washington DC than it did for NFL to return to Los Angeles
Uh oh stinky poopoopeepee poodres
Shildt why the fuck wouldn't your bring in Kolek to face three righties
>>140364380Yikes
Anyone who attributes pace of play to the pitch clock is an idiot. Games take less time because there aren’t as many pitching changes. Remember in the 2000s when some managers would change pitchers every batter?
>2-2 splitGGs Resd
>>140364689The Nationals getting the records and statistics of the first two DC MLB teams from the Twins and Rangers would be nice
Literally one lefty in the Rockies lineup and Shildt pulls the righty who struck out all 4 batters he saw for 2 meme lefties in a row. What a fucking moron
>>140364838that's what I was expecting anyway
>Mike Shildt is better than BoMelWhere the fuck are you 2poo? Apologize. He fucking sucks.
>>140364813If you're going to post something outlandish and so contrary to common sense, post some actual data along with it. Go look for games with the same amount of pitching changes pre and post pitching clock and see if the times are the same.
>it was 9-4
I fucking hate Coors
GG Rox brosI hate Coors so much it's unreal
Are the Poodres okay? Like really are you alright? If you need help, just reach out
cubbies won btw
SAN DIEGO LOVES THE DODGERS
>>140364504He's going to end up having to sell the team to Ranadive or Gail Miller, I don't know why more people aren't talking about this. Jeff Passan really sounded pessimistic recently when talking about the stadium getting approved. If Sacramento supports the team, Ranadive can build a stadium right on the river which could be sweet.
>>1403648612poo is the xir of hot takes
Lmao now he brings in Kolek
poopoopeepeecacadoodoopoodres
UH OHSTINKY
>>140364957
Mike Shildt should be fired for this meltdown.
What the fucckkk, I just got off at work and see this shit for show. What the hell happened >~>
Maybe if they just switch pitches again
>>140364992Your team is a joke.
new drink option coming to AmFam Field
i just got home from working a long day at the pizza shop, how did my reds do?
>>140365020Was expecting something semen-related...
I HATE COORSI HATE COORSI HATE COORSI HATE COORSI HATE COORS
Vesia gonna give me an ulcer
>>140365031That ain’t mayo roped around the popcorn bag
THE DODGERS HAVE PLAYED THREE INNINGS SINCE THIS STARTEDHOW IS THIS INNING STILL GOING ON
>>140365067kek poodrepacos0 rings
>>140364573Colorado has played pretty damn well at home the last few years. IIRC they were 46-35 at home a couple years ago and 27-54 on the road lol
doyerpacos deserve the rope
ALL ABOARD THE S[W]EEP TRAIN!
>>140365092The altitude rots their brains
>>140365094kiss the ring, poodrepaco
>>140364813Pitch clock makes a major difference. So does the DH and 3 hitters per pitcher rule. Watch footage of the mid 00s Red Sox. It was 35 seconds between every pitch
>>140365098CHOO CHOO
Both Nationals and Doyers are 0-7 RISP
>>140365092Yea cause they turn off the mile high atmosphere when the visiting team bats.
>>140365098>>140365141
>convinced by failure
>>140365098cubbies running away with the pennant
Looks like Ohtani's on base and hit streaks are both going to come to an end here today
>poodres
freddie :)
>Poodres
Braves are unbeatable. Definitely not getting beaten today! Anybody wanna bet on it?
Ruined my meme, senpai. GG rockes
>pitching coach mound visit>yea I’m thinking we throw a 0-1 hanging meatball to Freddie Freeman here with RISPWalgreensbros why would he do this?
POODREPACOS IN SHAMBLES
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!
I hate the poodres :)
lots of doyerpacos itt
splitting a series with the rockies is like winning the world series for poodre fans. get the parade ready.
kek poodres
>>140356554FUCK you!!
>>140365274why is he waving the surrender flag?
>>140365274Hey you got to see PCA’s first homer that’s badazz
Anyone else just see the Koehler smart toilet ad?
mike shit masterclass
>>140365309Yeah. I had a feeling a young hitter was going to get ahold of one. He was the least expected though I was thinking Amaya
I'm just happy the Astros are finally collapsing. It's a fucking joke that basically got away with their bullshit.
idiot
>>140365371I perma shun them in my mind like they don't even exist. easier to do when you're not in the same division.
cubs win, good times
Who are these jokers in the doyers booth saying that Abrams run didn’t matter. Go ahead run now at the plate. Tying run comes up every AB in the ninth in a Walgreens home game…
>>140363191REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>140365417Steven Nelson. He's a dumb twat.
Praying for a Phillips melty
i've gained a lot of respect for thugtani this year
>>140365427Kek looks like a dumb twat too
>>140365464unfortunately looks like we'll be stuck with him a loooooong time. hometown boy whose whole family grew up as Dodger fans.
>>140365474our spirits are up. what do you expect?
>>140365482how do you get a job as a baseball analyst when don't understand what a walk off win is?
Looks like the Royals/Jays game is going to be restartedFucking wild considering how fucking wet everything is and more rain in the forecast.
Gallo bomb at the bottom of the 9th?
i can get pretty down on my mariners lineup but at least we don't have any niggas batting .047
That genuinely ruined my day and now I'm pissed lmao. I get coors field but seriously man, choking a 5 run lead. I need to lie down and die, so sad so sad. Hope this doesn't demoralize them against the red hot Phillies.
>>140362237>It doesn't matter that our pitchers are all injured and getting older. The Astros always have a farm full of aces.>We don't need Neris, Maton, and Stanek. Our bullpen is always good. It'll figure itself out.>Meh, we always lose at home. The 0-4 start is no big deal.>Josh Hader just had a bad game. It happens.>We started slow last year and still made the ALCS.>We'll start winning once we go on the road.>The Royals just own us for some reason. No big deal.>We swept the Braves in Atlanta last year, there's no reason we should lose this series.>The Nationals are terrible, we'll beat them easily.>Our bullpen will figure it out soon.>We're ten games under .500 in April but that's okay. There were one or two teams that overcame such a hole.>There's no way they're this bad.>The Astros will always be the best team in the league no matter who they lose because they just will, okay?When will Astros fans admit that the "dynasty" is over?
>>140365506is joey gallo seriously still in the league?!
Alright boys time to get Finny the win and take Gore off the hook.
>>140365500Idk. He doesn't seem to keep his train of thought often-a lot of obvious dumb oversights. Crossing my fingers he's just using this gig as a stepping stone for some emcee gig for a talk show or something.
>>140365552He’s obnoxiously smug too, won’t stfu about them pitching to freeman (which was objectively retarded) they were obviously trying to pitch around him but hung one.
APOLOGIZEhttps://www.foxnews.com/sports/ohio-lawmakers-co-sponsor-resolution-pete-rose-hall-fame
>>140365573the thing that grates on my nerves the most, besides his stupid laugh, is he sucks air in through his teeth a lot.
>>140365218Nobody is unbeatable. Give me ten to one and I'll bet $100 the Braves lose tonight. Post your Venmo and I'll post mine.
SWEEPWE LOVE ITgg nats
>>140365586someone please put Ohtani on her face.
>>140365613hes not gonna fuck you bro
gg Natsgood to see you guys becoming more competitive. gl with the rest of the season.
>>140365586No, and if he gets in as gibs from two political shills then he will be an even bigger joke.
Unfortunate the bats let down the pitcher yet again. Hate how that's the norm and nice versa with the Nats. Either the pitcher deals but the bats stay quiet or the pitcher gets raked and the bats get hot for nothinggg doyers
>>140365548or not, pathetic at bats with the tying runs at the plate Wood can't come up soon enough hopefully he doesn't get HOLLIDAYED gg doyers
sex with taryn
>>140365783her OF is worth it for the foot stuff
>>140365783>>140365800enough of this lewding
>>140365586She looks like she did porn
>>140365817so do you
>>140364552They said the same thing in Miami
>>140364864That’s a terrible hypothesis, if you change pitchers at the start of each inning there isn’t nearly the amount of wasted time as between batters
why can Nestor Cortes do his pre-pitch motion shenanigans but not Framber Valdez?
>>140365371>not even 25% into the season>they’ll still make the playoffs>altuve leading the league in BA and MVP considerationCope
I will say this though last year Gore would've capitulated after that Teo homer and given up 5 ERs in the 2nd, he's definitely gotten better even when he doesn't have his best stuff like today.
>>140365522When we stop making the ALCS every year
>>140365224I still want to know why the fuck Rockies hate us so much. Out of all teams, they choose us. And we had that game in the bag. Genuinely fucking pissed. We better win a series or sweep these Philtards. Why aren't they bringing up Estrada? Dude has an insane strikeout rate in El Paso. Send down kolek for fuck sakes bro.
>>140365800It's a SKORT, perverts!
>>140365978Cheesed
Cubs are legitimately good. God damnit
>>140366005good at sucking cocks
>>140366005Yeah. We have no answer for them this year, it’s fucked.
>>140365935Because he’s the Hialeah Kid.
Well, shit /mlb/, this guy might be legitWhere does he finish his career on the all time list?
>>140366111last
>>140366124But that’s your place
>>140365931So look for the same number of mid-inning pitching changes. There should be no shortage of games pre and post clock that have zero mid-inning changes.
>>140366111middle place finish with a giants uniform on
>>140366111First
>>140366131i'm gonna get called up any day now
>>140366154Sure, Jackson
Let’s go Yankees!
Do A's fans still exist?
>>140366111Fewer than Ryan Howard
>>140366188There's the one with the pokemon edits who comes here
>teams formerly known as the mean green machine and big red machine are reduced to jokeswhat happened to soulful baseball?
>>140366188Just as much as Indian, marlins, and Royals
I know we joke around about them cubbies and all that. but listen to me very carefully right nowDA CUBS WILL WIN DA WORLD SERIERS THIS YEAR. NO ONE CAN STOP THEMYou can and should bet the farm, car, wife and dog on that
My Yankees surely must be leading the league in gidp at this point.
>>140366237My Astros are contenders for RISP :(
So, uhhhhhhh, is the blue gays game going to be cancelled?
>>140366111How does he only have 261? He's been around for a decade and hit 60 a couple years ago. I'd have guessed he's over 400
>bases loaded>no outs>strikeout>gidpIs this a common occurrence in baseball?
>>140366111With his injury issues he probably has 5-6 full seasons left. He'll hit 500 but barely and it will happen when he's 39 and a part time DH
I like cock
this is the worst start to a season for the astros since 1969
>>140366354go cubbies
>>140366366good. the rest of baseball is just completely done with the asstr*s
>>140366334That's a good old fashioned NOBLETIGER. Happens all the time.
>>140366366Welcome to the club
>he said 69
Chicago Bares
>>140365906Vegas has sports fans. Miami doesn't. Miami is famous for being a pure bandwagon city. Vegas supports the Golden Knights and even the shitty Raiders
Trevino bomb!! Would’ve be a 2 run HR if Gleyber wasn’t a fucking retard but I’ll take it.
>>140366433Bare naked in boystown and "friendly" confines? Figures.
God dammit Yankees, stop leaving runs on the table.
>>140366469Gleyber finding ways to not get paid this year.
>>140366433
Gaybar Torres
>Madres
>>140366466t. straightest Cubs fan
>>140366366If it makes you feel better, my caca poopooo pissdres choked a 5 run lead to the rockies and we splitted.
>>140366537gay louis kek
I am glad that I'm not a padres fan
we need more anime sluts with baseball hats
>>140366594What about brewbacks?
>>140366594I don't know how to generate them
>>140366594I’m inclined to agree.
In your opinion, how good does a pitcher have to be to win an MVP?
God damnit.
giants desudespite yesterday, the mest series was overall a positive, the offense is doing better (except against lefties but that's been the Giants' thing for years at this point)the empty rotation slot isn't gonna be an issue until cinco de mayo and I think it'll be Mason Black who has been solid in AAAunrelated: >yanquis>>140366594eh this turned out okay
>>140366678They don't win MVPs. Idk if I saw someone with 250 Ks, 25 wins, and under a 3 ERA, I think that is a pretty good case for an MVP.
>17 home runs todayJesus christ
>>140366559Waow!
>>140366752Pedro Martinez pitched the greatest season of all time and lost to fucking pudge rodriguez
>>140366752
>losing in 5 innings scuffed L
>>140366380Don’t google what you just called them unless you want a visit from the feds
>>140366678>>140366752A pitcher won last year
>>140366863you know what I meant.
>>140366863Oh yeah? What’s his W and innings pitched this year? Surely he’s pitched at least one perfect game…
>>140366908Kek
>>140366908He’ll never pitch again, doyers got fleeced
>>140366820deGrom should have won in 2018 and steve carlton in 1972
>>140366958kek doyerpacos
>>140367029But unironically
>>140366678The Cy Young is pitcher MVP. You can’t be the MVP if you play once every 5 games
>>140367146You literally can be, if you can compare two hitters with WAR, you can compare a pitcher to a hitter with WAR. And don't tell me WAR doesn't matter, all the voters look at that shit first nowadays.
>>140367221>WARha
>>140366594we need more soulful edits and less ai slop desu
>nooooOOOOOOOOOOO you cant just win mvp as a pitcher you have to play a position and make routine defensive plays and strike out a bunch of times NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I like how Denmark VPN retard is seething about ohtranny
2nd bases loaded gidp for my Yankees this evening. Not feeling particularly happy.
>there are 10 teams on the west coast>only 2 over .500>there are 10 teams on east coast>only 2 are under .500How horrifying
>>140367433that's life!
>>140366612Love Brewbacks, simple as
FAGGOTbacks!
Good evening everywan <(^-^<)
>>140367663good night~
sorry i havent been posting guys, ive been watching the nhl playoffs
>>140367842Cardibloos
>>140367842>panturds>blots>islelnders>tropical depressions
>>140367935
Umm to win MVP you have to play for the Yankees. No other team has the pressure of the NY media and the pressure of being perennial world series contenders.
>getting cooked by 2024 Alex Woodlol yanquis
>>140368299Doyers exist
>>140368332It’s crazy how they alternate from looking great to absolute dogshit with zero in between.
Nestor "Charlie Brown" Cortes
cardinals city connects revealed 5/20
gay louis gay birds
>>140368539Giant cactus? Armadillo? Wonder whats on it :3
>>140368332How's Chapman been so far for the Giants?
>>140368539Will there be a giant dildo on it? Hopefully the birds on the bat will be the birds on the cock.
>>140368596>>140368628i slept with the designer last night and got him to spill the beans after hitting the meth pipe. the uniforms are prolapse red, with a pair of black fingers making a gesture like they are spreading a bussy, only the fingers form the gapeway arse. shoulder patch is a silhouette of michael brown's head.
>>140368600About as advertised: great defense, ok bat (his peripherals are still mostly solid so he’ll prolly get hot at some point), good baserunning speed, overall a net improvement over JD but he’s not a superstar or anythingdunno, I think he stays another year at this pace (not a great year so far) but who knows, still pretty early. Casey Schmitt is getting hot in AAA and Bregman is more of the Giants’ profile of hitter so it would okay if he did leave but it wouldn’t be the end of the world if he came back either for another year or an extension
Another fucking wasted outing from Cortes
Did my twink get a hit?
>>140369157i didnt look but no
Who has more hits/homers/WAR?Jose AbreuJackson Holliday Pete Crow?
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>>140369589We can recycle now.
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