England BTFO of every other country this year
>>140365771Kane could get 60 g/a in his first bundes season...
>>140365771Pickford >0 g/aHe's slacking frfr no cap
I love how the 3rdies don't even respond to these threads anymore. They've accepted their fate.
>>140365876>lose to the worst brazil (D team BTW) in decades and on the coach's first gameAlso, Argentina would blast your ass and I don't need to talk about your French Overlords
Hope Italy buckbreaks them again
>>140365914>friendly >close 1nil win>no kane>no saka or palmer>no shaw>no maguire>no stones >no walker Play us again with a fit squad.
>>140365771combined CLs: 1
>>140365771isn't Foden a system baby and Kane a chocker?
It’s true!
>>140365996>foden won ucl>stones won ucl>walker won ucl>bellingham about to win ucl
>>140365876We dont care, we know youre gonna lose to croatia, denmark or a shitter like that
>>140365998Philippe Fodinho and Heinrich Kahn are the best players in the world.
>>140366064How you gonna cope when we win, Diego?
>>140365771England are so good they must've destroyed the USMNT last world cup
>>140365985>friendlyYou weren't trying to win for your fans? In Wembley too, BTW.Also, you had the better players not available and the better available as well, kek. Compare the players caps also, many were very inexperienced. Your coach? Some years of experience? Our coach? Days of practice. You think nigerland will ever win anything in your lifetime kek
>>140365771>mainoo
How is that team any different from the one we buttfucked in 2022?
>>140365771Ngubuland loses by default. The results don't matter when you've got shit on your teamsheet.
Euro 2020 was rigged for England and they STILL couldn't win, Kane's Curse is too powerful
>>140366118We won 0-0, you fucking idiot.
>>140366777What's your squad's g/a, thirdie?
>>140366643Why would we risk players in a friendly when they have to play in the EPL and UCL?
>>140366110I mean, id like to play against england in the finalissima
>>140367530You gonna beat Brazil first?
>>140367530the what
>>140365771I love how rentboys and customers are trying to act like their shitters are even getting within sniffing distance of this starting xi.
>>140365771>kane>england
>>140365771England have had better teams than this one with better coaches and still choked it, they're never going to win with all the pressure that's on them from the British public judging them like they do.
>>140368633That team was wank. Just a group of individuals.
>>140368762The entire premise of this thread is that England currently has good individual players, the fucking OP image counts each of their G/A. There's nothing to indicate that they'll actually work well together when it matters.
>>140368633>paul robinson>golden eralol
>>140368958This England squad has way more unity than England teams of the past. The "golden era" players hated each other.
>>140365771Serbia is gonna beat you 7-0 fr fr no cap
>>140369798Ok but are they going to beat France with Southgate managing them? They had injuries out the ass in 2022 and they still won.
The day the anglos would stop jynxing themselves by being smug before every single international tournament is the day they'll finally win something.Thank god that's not going to happen anytime soon.
>team full of weak mind bottles>saka jude rice get pressed to death by ngubusthey will lose penal again ._.
>>140365985>no kane, sakaThat's a positive>no maguire, stones, walkerThey all played>shaw, palmerDecent, not gamechangersAnd we can claim the same, we had bunch of our main names injured, team in disarray, new coach, etc.
>>140370238Maybe but it'll be way more satisfying to be cocky and then win
>>140370303Disingenuous. Kane and Saka are a net positive. Walker went off injured after 5 minutes. Shaw is massively underrated, he is the linchpin of forward play. Palmer is new so I don't expect you to understand him yet
>>140370415>Kane and Saka are a net positive.Lmao, you never learn huh
BUAKYOOOOOOOO (Saka)RUNNING DOWN THE WING(Saka)HEAR THE INGLUN SING(Saka)WE'RE ALL GONNA GERMANEEEE
>>140365771Palmer won't even be 1st choice off the bench. It's Southgate we're talking about.
>>140370238We need to be smug cunts to maximise seethe
>>140371175Who's seething but yourselves? You literally never have witnessed your country winning anything in your life.
>>140371461Last Euros, the jocks, the krauts, the Danes and then before the final the whole of europe
>>140371461Thirders like you are seething, you know your g/a don't compare to ours
I wanna see Germany's goals and assists
>You can't say your team will win!>You can't play 6 of 7 games at home!>You can't boo out anthems!>You can't jeer crying children!>You can't shine laser pens at the opposition keeper!>You can't riot before the final!Wrong on all counts, as usual.
>>140365771I am a proud England supporter. As it should be. The Holy Brotherhood MUST carry on.
Mainoo and Palmer are untested for England
Shaw is not going to be starting in the Euros. Unfortunately, it will be Chillwell. I wish Tyrek Mitchell was called up instead, I'd unironically prefer him.
>>140365771>the numbersI assume this is their rating out of 100?1,6,3,5,not worth of a rating - is about right for that defence
>>140365771Drop Mainoo, put Watkins up top, 4-4-fucking-2, 'ave 'em.
>>140365771I feel sorry for you English cunt, your team full of PL bums has no chance
>>140377076>EnglishIt's a Scottish tranny you clown
I hate to say it but it's actually coming home
>>140365771>that defenceThe treatment of ben white will get Southgate sacked
>>140379588Explain what's wrong with that defence without sounding retarded.
>>140380730He can't. He literally can't.
>>140370730I look like this
>>140368633This is the team that was eliminated by Croatia in the qualifiers for Euro 08. A 2:0 victory in Zagreb and in the last round at Wembley they only needed a draw. Croatia won 3:2 and we pushed Russia to the Euro. Glorious times.
>>140384035But do you say that too?
>>140365771i was going to meme about how Kane will never win anything and how Soufgate will sabotage arguably one of the most stacked teams this year but i truly believe it's coming home.
>>140390494Cope. We have the most goals and assists this season, we're going to murder this Euros
>>140390624Lmao what he's agreeing with you
>>140390494England vs Netherlands final in Berlin will be the most kino outcome. Imagine the seethe
>>140365828We should let him take the penalties so we can meme about g/a some kore
Not anglo but I want Harry Maguire to win a non-meme cup, I want to see him smile bros...
‐-----------------------KaneGrealish-------------------------------------Palmer---------Bellingham----------Foden------------------------RiceShaw-------Hmagz------Jpebz------Walker---------------------Pickford
>>140391142palmer is just a penalty merch, saka is unironically better
>>140391259>penalty merch>scored the fastest oetfect hattrick in prem history, including a nutmeg, backheeled one-two and thirty-five yard weakfoot lob last week
saka alonside kane as an attacking duo instead of mainoo and you've got the best england team since 2000
>>140395278Palmer is unironically better than Saka **this season**
>>140365771I love this because I'm happy that PFodz gets to play with his main man CPalmz in a squad again and not be enemies anymore
Maguire being the best we have to play alongside Stones is a problem! We used to have an abundance of world class centre backs...wheres our Terry, Rio, Campbell, Adams now....even Southgate himself was better.
>>140397545Fren!
>>140397568Maguire isn't even that bad. His form has been picking up in the past few weeks.
>>140397568Jarrad BranthwaiteLewis DunkEric Dier
>>140397885Yeah, he's pulled through his disaster period from the end of last season quite well. I like how United uses him to distribute balls to the wings.
brazil won 1-0 through sheer luck both times england had a shot at winning their second world cupthis time won't be differentin the round of 32, brazil will score 1 goal from 1 attempt while pickford gets stung by a bee and alisson will save 25 shots on goal from england + watch 10 other shots hit the postthen in the ro16 we'll win a bread and butter game against china or some garbage nt like thatand in the quarter finals we'll get mogged by some 4th tier nt like austria or denmark
>>140397972Brazil seems like they've got a weak midfield outside of Paqueta and Guimaraes. I guess when you've got Vini and Rodrygo you can just hoof it up to them and you don't need midfielders
>>140397893Dunk and Dier are meme players. Braithwaite isn't ready.
>>140398379And Maguire isn't? He's the memiest guy in the whole squad. They're good enough ya just gotta believe blud
>>140398442Dunk is the reason we lost to Brazil.
>>140398457It's a team sport m8 lets not point the finger at who got cooked by whoI think Branthwait is necessary in the squad simply because it's inevitable that Stones will get injured
>>140398473The goal came from an individual error from Dunk. He can't handle the pressure of big games. At least Monguire is strong mind.
>>140398701You're talking about prime Lukaku, even the best defender in the world would get cooked by him
>>140397568Konsa
>>140365771they won't be nearly this white rorke kek your humiliation ritual isn't over
>>140397972>and alisson will save doubt
>>140391427Yeah, against the all mighty and powerful everton full of bums, parasites, Shitters, and drama Queens, which only exists to polute the EPL pool
>>140400650Yes, Everton with the 4th best defence in the league.