RIP Bob Cole Edition/hoc/vious >>140367446
RANGERS
>laffs
what did the flims mean by this
My Panthies :)
Knights
thank god tomorrow is friday
my team won and your team lost tonight. how does it feel /hoc/?
>>140373119Is there a single hockey Youtuber who doesn't use clickbait titles and isn't a boring fuck like Shannon?
GO RANDYS GO AMERICA
>>140373119but they do
>>140373111We just didnt want another break up to happen again. >meanwhile hoob
>>140373133uh, excuse you, my team is losing tomorrow? pay attention
CANIACS RISE UP!!!! ヽ( •_•)ᕗ
>>140373154Nope, and they are all unbearable reddit numales.
>no kucherov in sight
>>140373111ahahaha.....AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
why are they not staggering the games better so you can actually fucking watch them?
>>140373154that's just the algorithm gameyoutube is all but dead (to sane, intelligent individuals) because of itthe market is clearly toddlers of parents who leave their ipads on 24/7 to shut them up
>>140373133My team played last night and won, and I know how it made /hoc/ feel
>>140373227wait you actually want to watch the games?
>>140373227Because ESPN, TNT, and SN are retarded
managed to not drink tonight bros :)
>>140373227Stagger them how? Make a game earlier so the team's fans are still working and can't watch? Make it later so it starts at 9pm or some shit? Don't actually reply to this, retard.
Bruins going out
>>140373286I'm getting shitfaced Saturday
>>140373286don't worry I drank enough for both of us
>>140373309that didn't take long
>>140373309>isles fan supporting the RangersPathetic, but what more can you expect from an isles fan?
>>140373309HOLY SHIT HE DID SWITCH TO >RAGSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFaggot lmao
>>140373287neets deserve day games in the first round
what a boring day for hockey. why only 2 games?
>>140373359That's what baseball is for
>>140373397A matinee baseball game in the middle of the week is pretty kino though
>>140373340It's quite pathetic, really
>>140373309Stephen is such a faggot
>>140373286nice job :) keep up your streak!
>>140373207>nobody shows up and stamkos leaves
>>140373079DAY JARRDANNNN
>>140373309what a
The flames posters will always outsmart stephen and it gets hims so angry.
>>140373501kek
>>140373207kek they are bounced
>>140373309bud needs to focus on finding a job and hitting the gym instead of whining on twitter
>stephen rooting for the ragsyou faggots had better never call him a devils fan again 2bh
>>140373511Is that cole caufield? (my wife)
>>140373531which sucks since the individual games have been fun
Stephen and Chambers can dock and frott penises in Rags jerseys now
Hope stephen likes the disappointment of getting a President's Trophy surprise collapse
The last two days ruined the first round. Total ass
>>140373517Reminder the flames poster is legally retarded because of lead poisoning
>>140373596Why? Yesterday was awesome!
>>140373596cop yesterday's games were fun
>>140373637How dumb is this Stephen guy then?
>>140373637owo whats this new meme? go on tell me more
None of this is Roy’s fault
>>140373111Obviously an absolutely terrible decision in retrospect, Tre's last fuck you to the team before going off to job again in toronto.Hoob had an entire year left under contract, and was coming off an insane career year season. There was 0 (zero) reason to have that much urgency to sign/extend him so soon, before he'd even played a single game with the team to know how he'd mesh with the team/room/coach/city. Just a dumb knee-jerk decision by management because of their failure to handle the gaudreau situation (which was also 99% on management, not the player)I hope Hoob can turn it around and be serviceable though. He seems like a wholesome player, and was okay after the ASG.
>>140373692Islanders fans already checked out after Game 2
>4 potential sweeps in the first roundI thought this was supposed to be the craziest playoffs where any team could win. Why are half the teams choking on dicks?
>>140373765I thought the bolts would put up a fight but I am surprised that the stars are getting swept. I guess the latter is truly fraudulent
>>140373079rip bob. ill never forget those days where you would only get 2, maybe 3 channels if it was a clear day, on the tv, and when it came to saturday night there was an air of excitement as me and my dad waited in anticipation for your voice.
>>140373637Calgary has the cleanest water in the world and is one of the cleanest cities in the world you are making stuff up again just to make stuff up.
Some shit hockey lately but the Islanders lost lol which makes up for it
FUCK YEAH CATSSS
>>140373844actually that's us :)
>>140373844buddy posted yesterday that he found a bunch of lead in his cups
>>140373926Who put it there?
>>140373765>>140373811Its sad and funny when Colofraudo and Jests are doing better than the sTards.
>>140373926
Huomenta but opposite
Gary is getting a punch in the back of the neck for these games. Leafs-Bruins and Kings-Oilers are the only ones that can last more than 5 games
>>140374078avs vs jets is going the full 7
>outlawsSurprised that’s even an option since Mormons don’t like violence
>>140374100Are all team names gonna be AI generated now
>>140373919is helsinki nice?
>>140374098So is >laffs->ruins. Can't waste a good meme like that.
>>140373926buddy has lead pipes then retard
>>140374161fair point. I still believe the oilers will beat the kings in 5
>>140374100>Utah Hockey ClubYou're fuckin kidding, right?Utah Yetis is probably the best sounding.
>>140374202>Poopwart Shitter>5 games
>>140373926>a coffee cup made in china that has lead, is evidence that calgary's water is not cleanwhat logic is this?
>>140374214How new?
>>140373926Got this lead testing kit and found like 70 percent of my glass cups had lead. The pain on the side nearly always has lead.
>>140374221>>140374186not once did I claim calgary has unclean water keep up
>>140374256*paint
>>140373286Gj bro. Haven't drank for a week
Sorokin is no allstar the fact he was included is a joke to the league
>>140374256This kit: https://www.detectlead.com/
>>140374353Gary says every team needs a player
>painnot helping your case pal
>>140374353Sorokin being treated like a rookie when he's 27 and getting paid 8.5m is hilarious to me
>>140374214Yeti is cool as fuck
Maybe Trotz knew what he was doing and Islanders fans/executives are all retards
>>140374149Going downhill real quick
>>140374636Maybe a 80 year old should be the gm of a nhl team.
>>140374353Every team has to have a representative, retard. This ensures fans from all teams will tune in to make Gary shekels
>>140374659Sounds like every western city these days. At least the countryside remains cozy
>>140374674Shouldn’t**
>>140374674An 80 year old runs the United States
>>140374696Freedom isn't free
>>140374729Sad!
>>140374729Canada was lead by a 96 year old until w years ago.
>>140373926Even if that was completely true its a good thing I live in Canmore where my water is literally the runoffs of lakes like louise and moraine :)>>140373919Where I live specifically I have you beat sorry binlan
>>1403747992*
COPEY BRO IN MY SOUL LIGHTSEGO OUT THEY CUT THE JET IN HALFCOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEMY FATHER SAID WHEN I WAS YOUNGER EAT DICK DYLAN KEK WHAT A BITCH
>>140374505Utah Hockey Club could have great meme potential.
>he has to soften his water because glacial melt water doesnt come out of his taps
Knights and Islanders
Stars are getting swept
the stars can't afford to lose two more games
>>140374961Just like my islanders
>only 2 games tonightthe fuck is this
>>140373111He misses his friends and/or driving the golf cart in flip flops to the rink
>>140375114I would too
Who is more obviously gay as tuck, Trudeau or Mitch Marner?
>>140375052I kind of feel bad
>>140375148can't beat Mitch
Dallass pregame show is fucking ass.
>>140375148Trudeau is just a cuck (literally, pic-related).
>>140375340trubros...
Dylan in absolute shambles kwab
>>140375340His father Castro would be ashamed
>>140375340Of course his marriage sucked, he is gay. Literally more metrosexual than the president of France. That is quite the achievement in faggotry. He has probably diddled dozens of boys
>>140375340>nooooo you can't move on whenever you are ready! You need to wait many years or else people will say mean things!!
I'm hearing that Thatcher Demko is done for the rest of the playoffs
>>140375586Ironic you're posting this when you're gayer than Trudeau
All I really cared about since coming to /hoc/ was to win in Fantasy. It took a couple years but I did it. Also memeing the Flames has been awesome. Plenty of great times thank you bros. Also thank you for asking.
>>140375693no, ive just been in a relationship where you don't care for the other person and you want to date someone else right away when things end.
>>140375677You’re two days too late
*AHEM*>be dallass newfag who won't shut the fuck up CONSTANTLY shitting up every thread>be unbearable retard for the last two weeks begging to play vegas>team loses home ice in game one and is the only home team to lose the opening game>come to /hoc/ and cope and seethe for being the shittiest home team so far in the playoffs>literally the smug mask over crying face wojak>r-regular season doesn't countcool, let's talk about how vgk are 5-2 in their last 7 playoff games against dallass!----------------------------- YOU ARE HERE ----------------------------->be dallass newfag retarded pusy making excuses the past two days>be the only (1) home team to go 0-2 in the opening two games (against the team and fanbase you've shitposted about the past month)>be told your team is full of choking faggots (like benn, pavfellski, etc) AND the league's biggest choking coach (peter "good guy but cant get it done when it matters" deboer)What's your cope now you fucking faggot?DWIWB!!In the mean time though....I appreciate your concession and apology bud!!!!KWABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:^)
Seth Jarvis is uglier than Don Cherrys dog
>>140375976I’m not reading this shit :)
Tyler Seguin also had this to say this morning. Some food for thought: >“Sometimes when you get booed, it gets you going. I didn’t really enjoy our fans booing Mark Stone. That gets you going. When I used to get booed in Winnipeg for whatever reason, I would have my best nights.”
>>140375850>relationshipWho cares about your fling with retarded arthoe #37382926262Marriage is for life. For better or worse, for richer or poorer. Until death do us part. To violate this vow is to lie to God.
>>140375976Sup Copey, cant wait till Saturday
>>140376111>you need to stay with your spouse even if they cheat on you or beat the fuck out of you
>>140374838holy FUCKING BASEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I want to kill myself
>>140376375Vacation for Canucks soon
>>140376375Don't worry! Casey DeShit will fail the Canucks next game also.
>>140374838That chubby joshi player works my dick into an absolute shoot
>>1403760611993 KWAB>>140376129You going bro?! I have to do some work which is gay, but I'll be home in time to watch the game.
>>140376375>demKWAB
>>140376375What even happened to him?I don't remember there being a play where he looked to get hurt or go down awkwardly or left the game. He just didn't start game 2 and its apparently this serious?
>>140376409her name is GOAT Player
My Debbie’s ):
>>140376375KWAB
>>140376321Do Canadians really get beaten by women?
>>140376409>>140376452based iyo chads
>>140376464
>>140376437Blueger pushed a Nashville player into him at the end of the game.>>140376452>>140376486That's not her you tards.
>>140376452I want her to touch my weiner.
>>140376544how's the diverticulitis going kenny
>>140376539kek he tried to hold onto his drink until the very end
that black guy on the steve dangle podcast is the faggiest black guy ive ever seen in my life. he's like 105 iq and think he's a genius because he grew up in a black family
>>140376544>rihobitch needs to grow a chin KWAB
>>140376627that ya stepdad?
>>140376627>watching the steve dangle podcastwe only have so much time given to us on this earth
>>140376627he's by far the best person out of the three, not that it's saying a lot
>>140376375Shannon is gonna be pissed lmao>>140376403Will they give another lets go Casey chant in game 5? hahahahahaha
>>140376627Why would you watch that fags podcast?
>>140376424you bet I amill take pictures if I can
>>140376539Did he kill him?
>>140376321>even if they cheat on youDon't put a ring on a roastie>beat the fuck out of youDon't marry niggers, drug addicts or alcoholics. Marry a functional woman that respects you and hasn't fried her bonding ability, obviously. Why would you commit to trash?
>>140376539KWAB
any stephenbros in the chat tonight? F here
>>140376815Stephen is a fag lmaoS
>>140376815his twitter is so fucking silly rn he's posting his google translate japanese sentences like he actually speaks the language
>>140376830Rude he's a nice boy who told me the Roy and Lambert our islanders teams are different >>140376842such is 0-3 bud life
>>140376047looks like marchand
>>140376865he should die
>>140376900>tfw he saves his target overnight stocking wages for years so he can go to japan
>>140376900>>140376909Cope a few more years he gets to meet The Leader
>>140374806That is BC
>>140376931True story when I was a overnight stocking wagie one of my co workers was this really fat black guy and he was a massive weeb.
One Win is All it TakesYes, I’m singing this in my head to that pop song. Forgive me, I have no ides who sings it, but I’m old and grouchy and listen to mostly metal and rap. I digress.I’ve thought about this all day, but we know Vegas bleeds. Even this version of Vegas. I don’t know what we need to do. Do we move Johnston back up? Push Pavs down? Healthy scratch Dada? Whatever it is, we need to confuse them, we need to cause absolute chaos and get them out of their defensive posture. We need to stop focusing on depth and get at least one line activated and giving them hell.I don’t like the LTIR issue as much as the next fan, but these are the cards we were dealt. So, let’s play the hand we have to the best of our ability. I play a game called Magic: The Gathering and I have a deck I use to give out hippos. It’s not designed to win in top competitive play, but I tried it the other day at a table where there were two other decks that are supposedly “impossible” to beat. I beat them through chaos and insanity. Because sometimes that’s what you do against a team with a steady plan that doesn’t deviate from it.So if someone can get a message to PDB let it be the following:Let’s cause chaos. Be loud. Wear green. Go Stars.
>>140377007
>>140377034Remember when begged to play vegas for weeks?Gay retarded faggot newfagKWAB
Animal videos I watch on most on Youtube rated best to least. 1. Otters2. Ostriches 3. Rheas4. Bats 5. Seals POWER GAP6. Rats7. Marmots8. Collies9. BearsPOWER GAP10. Cats11. Shiba Inus12. Emus13. Monkeys14. Octopuses15. Hamsters 16. Squidshttps://youtube.com/shorts/T3jX-LoitNA?si=k3exyv1RdlIBJI9S
>>140377071>RheasRIpley?
The Texans new uniforms are awful
Who is the Lebron of hockey?
>>140376688>>140376654they talk about the leafs, that's why
>>140377091Jonathan Marchessault
>>140377052buddy I'm a knightsbro seen this:>Let’s cause chaos. Be loud. Wear green. Go Stars.and hit it with the didn't read 1s Up>>140377080Mami is always on top
>>140377071otters are a furry smut animal
>>140377091Dominick Mysterio
>>140374100Outlaw for lyfe
>>1403771351
>>140377179Tribal Chief is conquering the film industry right now based Solo has it on lock
>>140374214>Utah Yetisbecause the cooler ?
>>140377084the new red and black unis made them look like the debbies
>>140377212/hoc/ is a hydro flask general bro
>>140377212how much do you get when euro player sends $100 Yankee dollar back to old country?
>>140373119let me guess>hockey psychology
>>140375850>you want to date someone else right away when things end.>thinking women wait that longanon, I have something to tell you
>>140377111>they talk about the leafs, that's whythey choke every year, why do you need to overANALyse that for 2 hours every day ?
>>140377267>how much do you get when euro player sends $100 Yankee dollari dont get nothing, im poorthey get 1.08 monopoly money though, cuz yankeebuxssuxs
>>140377260>/hoc/ is a hydro flask general broyouse have way too much money to spend on absolute shit
>the 'j' in Michael J. Fox doesn't stand for anythingWHY is life a lie
>workplace regularly gets leafs tickets>never raffled to the office, primarily used for clientsbooooooo
>>140377348>>140377369>>140377380there's a lot of things you plebs aren't supposed to know
>>140377365desu my exgf bought it for my bday but it has helped me to drink more water
Fuck. I forgot:RacoonsKangaroosFerrets Coyotes
Utah Mammoth
>Vancouver Mayor Ken Sim says the city's riotous reputation is one of the reasons why no plans are in place for fans to watch the Canucks Stanley Cup run in a public setting. It comes despite other cities across Metro Vancouver proving it can be done.
>>140377400THE UTAH FAIRY FUCKING FERRETS
>>140377630Sad!
>>140374100what about>UTAH INLAWS
I was born in Utah but never lived there.
reminder
>>140377769I didn't ask and never will you fucking retard
>>140377369SAG says they can't have two members with the same name, there was already a Michael Fox. Every famous person with a middle initial/name is for that reason. Wait until you find out how many celebrities use fake/stage names for that, and other reasons.
>>140377798you asked by replying KWAB
>>140377793>1971x279Learn to make a screencap you fucking moron.
>>140377793Explains some of the autism in the flames fans
>>140377818Learn to not have OCD
>be leastern confernce>the powergap between the top and bottom is patheticI've said this all season. Whoever wins the west will sweep the Eastern team in 5 or less.
>>140377630>>Vancouver Mayor Ken Sim says the city's riotous reputation is one of the reasons why no plans are in place for fans to watch the Canucks Stanley Cup run in a public setting. It comes despite other cities across Metro Vancouver proving it can be done.gay assed faggots denying the cricusesthe people should riot to get their circus back.
I’ve been at my internship for less then a week and it’s fucking terrible I’d quit if I didn’t need it to graduate broke down in tears dreading another 12 hours there tomorrow
>>140377840OCD? More like Our Sennies :)
>>140377840It's not OCD, you're a fucking moron. Here, you lazy moronic faggot.
>>140377898>1134x544ewwwww
>>140377904That's my monitor resolution. Got a problem???
...and Abysmal Dan Bylsma
>>140377921he won Lee with my yinzies:) in my head canon he got fired for saying the word (real timeline: was shit)
former carolina hurricanes 2nd round pick mark alt's brother was taken 5th overall in the nfl draft tonightwhy didn't he play hockey??
>>140377933cantskate
>>140377909yes my ocd hurts
only shit teams tomorrow
>>140377933Its easier to just fucking be fat play 5 second shifts than play hockey
>>140373286Make sure to have two tomorrow
GENERALS GATHER IN THEIR MASSES
>>140377111So does every boomer in ontario and they probably have better analysis than those numales
>>140377948
>>140378020If Triple H did analysis it would just be dope goals and fights and Motorhead
JUST LIKE WITCHES AT BLACK MASSES*DUN DUN*
>>140378036*bows down*
>>140378051based game acknowledger
Hockey is truly sunbelt's game
FINLAND IS A MYSTERY
>>140378061dx or nwo?
remember the demko rumours last year that stemmed from the canucks being wary of his health going future....
Ilya Sorokin wasn't in the locker room following the Islanders' loss tonight. Here's what Roy said when asked about Sorokin: "We win and lose as a team. Sometimes, we make changes as a coach because we feel we just want to change the momentum of the game. I'll leave it at that."
>>140378101KWAB
>>140378101consolable status?
>>140378112in
>>140378117sad :(
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
lou...
>>140378133oh they meowing in Finland?
>>140378133that's the breaks boy. yeaaah. that's the breaks little man. break it down
>>140378152Oh no No bwahahaha
>Freddy hit Patrick Roy with the Statue of Liberty>except that the puck was actually in his glovejesus christ it's never been more over for a franchise than it is for the Islanders right now
>>140378152jesus lou
>>140378152Rick dipetro
>>140378152Cope don't forget Lou was napping on the hammock when John R Hockey was available the cards are dealt
How has copey been coping?dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS
>>140378206>How has copey been coping?with what?I've been away all day, what have I missed?
>>140378206Coping about what bud
Is this Stamkos' last season in Tampa?
>>140378206Coping with going up 2-0 away?
>>140378159... what?
>>140378014>>140378037Go to bed travis, you're drunk
>>140378230what don't you get retard?
>>140373188I'm rising
>>140378227>>140378220>>140378216coping with lifecopey, how has life been treating you ?
has anyone seen barzal
Bud is a rangers fan now
>>140378286he's been massive since they beat Pittsburgh
>>140378286Imagine knowing /hoc/ lore
(You)tah
>>140378294There's a military veteran and 46 year old man that has complained to the jannies to get me banned for citing /hoc/ lore countless times
>all the cantpucks fans giving up and done with the series because of the demko newsIf your goalie is the only reason you're a playoff contender, you never were one to begin with.I never see edmonton fans dooming about skinner costing them a shot, or vegass when they went all the way with Aidin Hill, or the avs working with scoregiev.Why are cantpucks fans specifically such doomers? Is there no faith in your forwards and defense?
>>140378339there was some hysteria over georgiev after game one to be desu
To the assholes that said Tampa would win last night. Suck ass, curry niggers.
Not a single good thing has come from AIslop
>>140378576That's from 2011 when he strapped up the cup favorite vancouver canucks in the finals and fucked each and every one of them out of their shot at the cup
>>140378602
>>140378576many a buck have been broken in that bed
>>140378625Yes indeed
>>140378605>>140378645>these filenames how federal agent are you kwab
>>140378669Sir, you're gonna have to come with me now..
>>140374100>Utah hockey club The only good one
>>140374100Outlaws > Mammoth > Blizzard > Yetis > Ice > Venom > Fury > Hockey Club
furry>fury
>>140378727Utah HC
Utah Urinators
The Utah CrabsSo we can call them the Utah KWABs
Utah Nordiques
>>140378339Watching them die with a whimper in 2011 broke most of em
Lights were out tonight/hoc/.
>>140379449Beauty, thanks for sharing.We had it in Calgary last year but I didn't realize till after the fact. rip
>>140379477my pleasure, its the best ive seen them in a while. I hear yellowknife in your parts is worth the trip
>>140379502Is Yellowknife much different than Alaskan cities?
U S AU S AU S AMAY 5TH 2024SOON
>>140379640
>>140379544I would imagine not that different.
>>140379688I'm sure the landscape is beautiful. Literally the whole town was evacuated last year because of forest fires.>8 months of winter and darkness>4 months of forest fires and endless sunlight ill pass
>>140378163Patrick and every goalie since do that so the refs see that they have the puck so they can blow the whistle as fast as possible. it isn't showboating
>>140378339Canucks have always been goalie babbys even since the 90s>McLean>Luongo
>>140379754>4 months of forest fires and endless sunlightalso clouds of bugs that want your blood
Reclaiming the series lead tonight Oilbros!
its over nuckbros
Isles bros... I got so mad I slapped my boyfriend in the face.
>>140381029after or before he sucked you dick?
>3 out of 4 series in the east could end up a sweepLol what a shitty first round
>>140381072The East is a weak conference whereas the west is a bloodbath
>>140381555Is this "bloodbath" in the room with us right now?
>>140379449Very cool!
Boring ah playoffs
https://youtu.be/Bd2VaHZ76Oo
>>140378802Real Salt L- oh wait..
bulju
TONIGHT, MY.... wait... fucking Hockey Night in Canada bullshit.
>>140381915Playoffs haven't been soulful since the pre-covid era
>>140382052BULJU :DDDDD
gm
>>140382154I bet you haven't enjoyed the playoffs since the mid-90s, right?
>>140381945Interesting PWHL Toronto branding decision
playoffs more like gayoffs
>>140382227
Austria vs Hungary today. Classic
>>140382267jen red bull will triumph
>>140382099Tomorrow
I am not watching that Oilers game today.
>>140382436>comme mes Islanders
>>140382281They better put the Sway man in net.
Anyone making fun of the laffs yet, or am I too early?
My islanders are getting swept because the canes players are diving
>>140382541Never too early or late for a >laffs
Please Gary let the Leafs win for once.
>>140382436I'd assume she's going to watch game 4 too :(
>>140382535I think Monty gets it now. >>140382541Never too early.
My Canes are winning it all btw.
>>140382584Concern.
>>140382535monty should understand by now
>>140382541it's always appropriate to post >laffs
>rags >preds >assve>soilers
>>140382573Yeah, it's Gary's fault their overpaid roster disappears once the playoffs hit.
>>140382748This but unironically
>Being unironic on planet retard
>>140382821Give me my (You) bitch.
>>140382562Cope seethe and dilate Its because your islanders can’t fucking score
>>140382821#NHLToPlanetRetard
>>140382848Islanders can’t score because they’re always killing bs penalties
It looks like Isles are gonna be stuck in perpetual mediocrity, either barely missing the play offs or getting in and losing in first round and not getting any decent draft picks.Crazy they had 2 deep runs in a row few years ago.
>>140382871Not crazy, the metro is a dogshit division for retards and has been for years
>>140382175good morning
>>140382893The Devils will make a comeback nest year
Soroshit the 8.5 million backup
>>140382849
>>140382912Retard
>>140382862Then don’t commit penalties Also there’s a this esoteric concept in ice hockey called the short handed goal
>>140382896
Imagine thinking a team that went 39-43 in the regular season belongs in the playoffs, let alone acting shocked when they get their shit kicked in
Kings gonna destroy the opposite team, predators gonna destroy the opposite team,
>>140382963I pray to God this is the year the >kangz finally beat the >soilers
>>140382963>>140382973based
>>140382956this. I'm not surprised at all that at least 2 of the eastern playoff series will be clean sweeps
Why did the NHL change from the orange logo to a boring silver one?
If only the penguins and red wings made playoffs instead of the islanders and capitals. This is just pathetic at this point. The rangers and canes ain’t even a top 5 team in this years playoffs.
THANK YOU FOR THE FRIDAY NIGHT HOCKEY MR. GARY
>>140383000I like the metallic silver crest on the jerseys, which I buy
>>140383008Bold of you to think a team that had a shambolic month of March and struggled heavily against the Habs on consecutive nights would have done any better.
>>140383008agreed. at least crosby would make it interesting
>>140383000Literally 20 years ago
>>140383008heh
>>140383042Doesn't change the fact the orange logo looks better
>>140383008>rangers and canes ain’t even a top 5 team in this years playoffs.Yeah on planet retard
Eat cock randy
>>140383070What is his name again?
>>140383105Patrick Laine
>>140382849Owner: Alex MerueloGM: John ChaykaCoach: Dallas Eakins
>>140383070Pulju sucks
Barzal would fit well into the Canes system
>Blackhawks get Bedard>still utterly suckWowOne guy can't change a team?Holy shitIt's almost like this isn't basketball
>>140383105Bulju :DDDDD buljuvari :DDDDDD
>>140383170Bedard just needs more time a better team around him
>>140383170Celebrini will help
>>140383170No one is surprised the blackhawks still suck
>>140383091rags are frauds, chambers
>>140383008I think the red wings deserved to make playoffs with their final showing, but your other takes are garbage
The Stanley Cup Playoffs
>>140383201My Sensies, that is :)
>>140383260>barely beating the Habs on consecutive nights is deserving of making the playoffs Kek
>>140383070I couldn't protect his smile
>>140383201they'll be the draisaitl-mcdavid of the blackhawks
>demko outgood thing it's just nashville and edmonton
>>140383327Guaranteed to be more interesting to watch than crapitols or crylanders
TONIGHT'S WINNERS:washingtonnashvillewinnipeglos angeles
>Rangers>Canucks>Jets>Kings
>>140383403Is it opposite day
>>140383403>TONIGHT'S WINNERS:Me and the fattest girl I can find at the pub before last call.
>Predators win the next 2 games in Nashville>eliminate the Canucks on home in ice in Vancouver in game 5
Where are the riots yotes fans?
>>140383620sunbelt hockey fans are like the most polite and orderly people in the whole country
>>140383687Unlike islanders fans
>>140383620Southern fans of hockey are all affluent whites who don't riotVancouver riots cause everyone up there likes hockey from low class to high class
GOOD MORNING MEDIEVAL MANIACS
honestly, desu I just hope all the teams have fun this year :)
>>140383687That's because most of them are retired Canadians
What games are excited for today? Btw I am 31 years old and JUST learned what a leviathan is. Shook to say the least. And Inb4 anyone says sea monsters aren’t real you couldn’t possibly know that
>>140383808Leviathan is in the Bible you absolute fucking retard
>>140383808Id have said the Seattle Kraken but not only are they not in the playoffs, their team is just as imaginary as a Leviathan.
>>140383822Ok how was I supposed to know that >>140383825There is a 60% chance sea monsters are 100% real
>>140383822>>140383825>The bible is imaginary
I have never watched a single kraken game in my life
>>140383795Looks like a guy who would go door to door once a week collecting toenails.
>>140383877Ive only seen the Kraken play when they get beaten by my Team.
>>140383853by not being retarded
Lainebros its over
F L A M E SLAMES
>>140374100>Utah Hockey ClubWhy do they even pretend to be anything like a club instead of a franchise?
Hello north american friends, I like hockey but I cant watch NhL usually cause its always at 3 am.But there are 2 matches at 8pm this weekendNY Islanders vs Colorado Colorado vs WinipegShould I bother watching or are these teams shit?
>>140384049I think a lot of the teams' official corporate names are Dallas Stars Hockey Club, etc
>OutlawsI like Mammoth; and that's why I'm certain Gary won't allow it... >now what I mean, Sockeyebros?..
SCARRRR
These threads are nice when I'm the only leaf here.
>>140384182Genuinely, do you think you'll beat Boston? What scares you the most?
>>140384059>NY Islanders vs Colorado >Colorado vs Winipeg
>>140384204>do you think you'll beat Boston?no>What scares you the most?Goal-tending on both sides.
>>140384165kek zogbot got btfo like the lightning did yesterday
imagine the smell
8 THINGS MARRIED WOMEN REALLY WANT IN BED 1. Flirt with her She doesn’t want you to grope her straight away. It turns them off. She likes it when you set the mood first .play a sex playlist ,and pour her a drink to make her comfortable. It makes it easier for her to let go and enjoy the moment with you.2. Take your timeMore foreplay please , undress her slowly too. Before you go for her boobs or v*gina. touch and explore every other part of her body. Spend some time caressing and teasing her. She doesn’t like it when you stick it in too quickly without foreplay.3. Kiss her everywhere Don’t just kiss her lips. Kiss her forehead,kiss her stomach,kiss every part of her body. Hot, slow and passionate kiss please.4. Take control Tease her , be soft and aggressive at the same time. Be passionate and rough too. Grab her unpredictably . Women love that.5. Moan and say her name Moan in her ears ,and whispers sweet naught things in her ears. Whisper dirty things you want to do to her. Your moaning alone makes her wetter and wetter. It makes her feel good. Call her name too.6. Make her cum The penis is never enough,stimulating her clit is one of the best ways to satisfy her sexually. Use your fingers to rub it gently, go down on her and do it right. Finger her the right way. Don’t be selfish.7. Compliment her body Most times, she feel a little insecure about how her body look. She wants you to reassure her that you love her just the way she is. Make her feel like the sexiest and hottest woman. Worship her body. Before you take off her underwear. 8. Cuddle her , especially after sexDon’t just out of bed immediately after you cum. It makes women feel insecure.spend a few minutes kissing and cuddling her. Then take her with you to the shower
I was going to make a really good post but I'll save it for now
>>140384247thank you saar the bitiful women are redeemed
>>140382871Eventually they do have to rip the bandaid off. Eventually. They just cannot hang against the Canes or Rangers. Carolina is bullying the shit out of them, and Lamoriello not making a single move at the deadline speaks more about where he feels. Its time to start removing parts.
>>140384059colorado vs winnipeg will be fun, watch it
Our Jetties have a task tonight. Are they up for it?
>>140383008Or lets admit that everyone else in the metro has been garbage, and the Hurricanes and Rangers are insanely better. This is what happens when teams refuse to win games when it matters, and this is what happens when you pull a goalie for zero reason, despite knowing you're already eliminated minutes beforehand.
>>140384247Does this work for married men as well? Rangers fan btw
>>140384363God made Adam and Eve not Chambers and Stephen
3-0
>>140384091Hey, at least some of the teams have that kind of history, but for most North American professional sports teams club part is pure cargo cult. Huge majority of 'em have been businesses from day one.
>>140384207Gary has been test screening his scripts in eastern europe for years now
>>140384247
>město Pardubice
*sips*
My penguins ):
>>140384328Torts pulled the goalie to fuck detoioet and shitsburg
>>140384328Less avataring more unlocking bud
>the Utah Missionary Postions
>>140384245shrimp?
>Islanders, Lightning, and Stars all get swept in the first round
>Stuart Shitter>Ilya Samshitnov>Connor Helleshyit >Casey DeShit It's over for my country. 31 years.
>>140384789Forgot the Caps
>>140384797Irony being, if you and your shit would've stayed in your country, we'd still be fine over here.
Utah Updogs
>>140384797Wolfie is up next year
>>140384797It's going to 50 i don't know why people don't see this
let's go rangers how deep are we going in the playoffs this year
>>140384884knocked out in round 2 KWAB
>>140384884Lose to Vegas in the finals.
One Updog, please...>ty
>the city of Norway >the city of Qzeqia
>>140384789>dallass kwab
Utah Die Hard (1988) starring Bruce Willis and Alan Rickman
>>140384860what's updog?
>>140385033A joke that was good the first time you heard it, but then got shitty after the seventh time you heard it.“Dude, it smells like updog in here.”“What’s updog?”“Nothing much how about you?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”“WHAT’S UPDOG? YOU SON OF A FISH! TELL ME!”
>>140384884they'll fall to the kitties
Another Hyman hattrick tonight Oilbros??
nylander can't play since he has ligma
>>140384884https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXO07xupJzk
Utah Jokerits ;)
>>140385033My weiner
For me it's the 'chupdog
>>140385136too much ketchup, not enough mustard
Utah 'Chupdogs
Blizzcon is cancelled
>>140385095does poutine need spies in utah?
>>140385144>ever putting Catsup on a hotdog
>>140385153S Blizzard hasn't been relevant in a decade+
>>140385153I guess all the trannies are too busy supporting hamas to attend
>>140385153just like my slopdown
>>140385161ketchup is a prime hotdog seasoning, dumbass
>>140385187no 700k?
>>140385069Who the hell is Nylander?
>>140385213Wrong. Mustard and onions only. Catsup is for kids dunking tendies.
>>140385069I heard it he is down with a bad case of updog.
>>140385224LIGMA BALLS LMAO
>>140384866it will be 100 years minimum
>>140385213Ketchup is sugary corn syrup slop
>>140385266It's so fucking sweet and gross.
>>140385266I just went to the fridge to check. Sugar yes, but no corn syrup in my ketchup.
Heinz is the top chup
>>140385301It probably is stored in a bag, you goofy fucks.
Getting it ready, king?
>nooo! your heckin plastic meat tube paste is grosser than the type i like
All this ketchup talk is giving me a craving for a big plate of spaghetti.
>>140385341>>140385341>>140385341NEW
>>140384311Thanks
