Arne Slot leading the race to increase the amount of shiny heads in Premier LeagueWieffer, Paixão and Hancko IN
>>140386258>another bald fraudHe will slot right in into the Premier League.
sacked by April 2025
CONFIRMED>>140386349mid as fuck face
ITS JOEVER
>>140386258>Klopp (clopper)>Slotany more managers that sound like women's lady parts?
>>140386258WELCOME HORNY SLUT
>>140386258Slot? more like SLUT
>>140386258BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>140388749>>140388740There was this youtuber unironically pronouncing his name as "horny slut" but unfortunately I forgot which one.
>>140388740>>140388749>>140388811I FOUND IThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKJEeJXwCsI
>>140388831I just burst laughing in his first sentence kek
He’ll Slot right in haha
>>140388831That pronunciation doesn't even make any sense.
>>140386349She uses her talents well.
Not much of a resume.
>>140386258Hancko is good but the presence of Slavic CBs means Liverpool is back in their banter era
>>140388831>known for tactical ingenuity, slot plays a 4-2-3-1 systemkek i fucking hate football media
>>140389413The editing makes it seem like a bigger channel than it is. It's just a 1.4K subscriber attempt at a content farm.
>>140386258>Lidl ten Haag
>>140386258Hancko is the only one on the team that might succeed in the top of the premier leagueSlot is a good guy by the way, be nice to him
>>140389471Yup. Luckily for Liverpool he's less delusional than Ten Hag so he will bring fewer eredivisie frauds. Also here's a kino video of him laughing at antony:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opgOcAeBOzQ
>>140386258I still remember going absolutely BALD to that Sister Wendy remix of 'My Fly Had Puppies' by BorborygmusBorborygmusBorborygmusBorborygmus
Dutch AND bald? No club can survive this.
>>140386349GYATTTTTTTT
>>140386258It's crazy how smooth this guy's head isLike a baby
Why does Mikel Arteta still have such perfect hair?
are all the Dutch frauds actually just Ajax frauds?>Van Gaal>De Boer>Ten HagWhat sort of style do Feyenoord have? They're not so Total Football, right?
>>140389637Might also help that he's not as unlikable as the last couple of coaches we had abroad. LvG, Koeman, de Boer, ten Hag and Bosz where autistic and weird as fuck
>>140389637Gonna miss him fr
gonna need a dutchbro to redpill me on this guy
>>140389833the style of playing football, without playing football
>>140389843> autistic and weird as fuckthey were just dutch desu
>>140389833Feyenoord absolutely have a total football style, even more so than ajax currently. I'll rank the Dutch frauds:1 - Arne Slot2 - Van Gaal3 - Ten Hag80485904353 - De Boer
>>140389843Slot is a good coach but also very unlikable, it's just compared to the others he's eloquent enough to hide his unlikability a little.
>>140389854Why? He's a Dutch fraud, just like you
>>140389898he just vamosses in dutch
>The Reds will now take steps to agree a contract with the 45-year-old before he is officially appointed.>Liverpool have agreed to pay Feyenoord £7.7m (9m euros) plus a possible £1.7m (2m euros) in add-ons.https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cn40r131z2noLooks like the slot machine is done deal
>>140389843I think Bosz and van Gaal are quite charismatic. Koeman, de Boer and ten Hag not so much.
Bald men running the world. A new age.
>>140389969>no mention of him being a Dutch fraud anywhere in the articleshoddy journalism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZsEnXS4giU
>>140386349BOOBA
>>140389898Flawless coach as far as I can tell. Much less autistic and less delusional than ten Hag, still very intelligent and fanatic. He can inherit shit teams and make them good. Though I don't know what will happen when he inherits a good team, maybe he turns it back into shit. The bar is rather high for liverpool so there are great chances of disappointment.
>>140389833How is van Gaal a fraud?
>>140389898Overrated and overhypedThe Dutch Klopp lol
>>140386258Does a manager's look matter? Seen a lot of scouser disappointment that he's in over Xabi or Amorim despite his similar accomplishments and I can't help but think its because they're good-looking latin men with good hairlines while his looks hit too close to home
i will not tolerate van Laal slander in this thread
>>140390233I WILL tolerate sex masogisme
>>140390155In the PL, he was a fraud>>140390192Alonso did it in the Bundes and Amorin has a much better winrate
>>140386258he'll be their emerythen xabi alonso will take over in late 2025
Can someone please give a QRD on this Slot doode?
>>140390192>this is a latin man now guys
>>140386258Looks like that cop that stole my hashish
>>140390253>in the PLYou mean at the trainer graveyard called Manchester United. Mourinho said becoming second with them was the biggest achievement of his career because they suck so much.
Wha's Jaap Stam up to these days?
>>140390253Oh yeah, that's fair
>>140390358Coaching the legendary DOS Kampen, a Dutch football club based in the city of Kampen, currently competing in the Eerste Klasse.
>>140388831Kek based
>>140390358he's probably getting fucked in the ass
>>140391241would you consider that a good or a bad thing?
>>140389833Ajax is the media darling over here, most journalists are from Amsterdam and ''ajax fans''. Our FA had directors that are big Ajax fans and one even had Ajax stocks. Needless to say they are overhyped and overvalued. They dont have all that backing them up, so they fail when they move abroad
>>140389951>Slot is a good coach but also very unlikablet. ajaxjuden
>>140386258Banter era starts now!
>>140389975Bosz is a whiney bitch, just hasnt shown as much this season because he wins a lot. Van Gaal is a love it or hate it type
>>140391662Van Gaal and Ten Hag achieved great things at Ajax and you need a lot of mental gymnastics to convince yourself otherwise.
>>140391721ik dacht opeens hieraanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXM9uajzvrs
>>140386258All my female coworkers said Arne is very attractive, simply because he’s well dressed and groomed. Lads, is it over for me?
>>140391745van Gaal yes, but that was 30 years ago. Ten Hag is the epitome of bald fraud, scammed manchester out of 100s of millions. His best achievement is getting a big financial buffer for Ajax so they can survive this shitty period. He did this by scamming manchester unitedSo yeah he's been a great bald fraud for Ajax
>>140388831lmao fucking brits
>>140392115Nice mental gymnastics as I predicted.
>>140386349Bro's, the girl I'm with got a breast reduction and I'm "being supportive" but secretly I am seething every minute of every day. How do I cope?
I am pretty ABF, but I genuinely like Slot. He comes across as a decent guy
>>140392908By posting made up stories online about your imaginary girlfriend.
>>140392962>ABFAfrica Badminton Federation?
>>140393065>It is literally impossible to be involved with a human femaleHit the gym, take a shower, get a clue
>>140393168It's rather the part with the breast reduction.
>>140392402>he NEEDED anthony for 100 mill
>>140392908Vinny?
>>140393296It's not his money. The higher ups butchered the whole transfer window and then made a retarded last-minute decision as they couldn't get Frenkie. Also, read >>140391662 again. It's about Dutch media overhyping ajax coaches. They don't overhype him as a United coach. Whether he pushed for antony isn't relevant.
>>140393482Antony and ten Hag have are managed by the same agency. One could say it is a part of “duistere dealtjes”
>>140386258How long will he last before the sack?
>>140393914how was his kid getting screwed again?
>>140393914I always thought van Hooijdonk was a nigger, but even worse, he's Moroccan
For me it’s hiddink when it comes to dutch non frauds
>>140391843Idgi
>>140386258lmao RIP liverpoop
>>140390293Looks like a latinx POC to me.
>>140386258I love a bald slot
>>140386349the sheboon in the back casually groping skeletor
>>140392962>ABFAss Bashed FEYENOORDER?
We all know how this'll develop. He loses the Liverpool job in a season. Goes to some Bundesliga team, starts well, gets fired there too and then goes to Ajax/PSV
>>140392908Why haven't you broke up with her yet?