Drink Water editionNRL>GAME 1Wests Tigers v Brisbane Broncos5:30pm AEST on Fox and KayoCampbelltown Sports Stadium4.10-1.24>Broncos welcome back Adam Reynolds & Payne Haas after missing 2 games. Can Wests Tigers defeat the Broncos at Campbelltown Stadium for the first time?>GAME 2North Queensland Cowboys v Penrith Panthers7:35pm AEST on Fox and KayoQueensland Country Bank Stadium, Townsville3.30-1.33>It's only Round 8, but the Cowboys need to respond with a big performance against the 3-time premiers who have Nathan Cleary returning from injury.
lovely day for it
Its up lads >>140391305>>140391305
BroncGODS on at 5:30 NOT PRIME TIME 7:30 SHAME NRL SHAME!!!
There is still a perfectly good thread in the catalog but no, lets jump on threadspergs nuts and post in this one
stop crying
>>140391256>Drink Water editionOld joke is old. Get some new material.
>>140391640>page 7 and over 500 postsyou're an idiot
Guys there was already a thread >>140389359
>>140392154Is he wrong though?
Someone last night was interested in sin bins along racial lines so I spent 20 minutes taking a look. These are the sin bins for this year so make of it what you will:>Hudson Young>Damien Cook>Briton Nikora>Stefano Utoikamanu>Francis Molo>Latrell Mitchell>Josh Aloiai>Kurtis Morrin>Max Plath>Lachlan Galvin>Victor Radley>Dominic Young (sent off)>Chad Townsend>Ryan Papenhuyzen>Samuel Hughes>Cameron Munster>Reed Mahoney>Jack Hetherington>Taane Milne>Haumole Olakau'atu>Will Penisini>Maika SivoMy take away is that poor whites are just as dumb as anyone else. The other thing that stood out was that the vast, vast majority of sin bins are given to players on the away team. I didn't record that and I'm not looking again, but I just found it interesting.
>>140392272i wouldn't describe it as perfectly good seeing as it will be dead before the first game starts
>>140392300Well THEN you create a new thread
>>140392067Y drink wine when drink water
just happy to be here
>>140392279Rave realism doesn't work in League where everyone is a criminal, basically
Maika Sivo kind of accidentally forearmed the guy in the head. Then thought to himself, he better hit him in the head properly, so he purposely elbowed him as well.
>>140392333
>>140392644>raveautocorrect detected
you gave away the answer in the filename silly
Yeah all my posts are full of such typos
>>140392644>League where everyone is a criminal, basicallyNo, but looking at how dysgenic the players are, they're only a few weeks of unemployment away from becoming such.
>In 1944, nine coins were found on Marchinbar Island, the largest island in the Wessel Islands of the Northern Territory of Australia. >While four coins were identified as Dutch duits dating from 1690 to the 1780s, five with Arabic inscriptions were identified as being from the Kilwa Sultanate of the 10th century. What the hell? This changes everything...
Nothing changes, only your perception of it
don't forget that there are genuine fluent Egyptian hieroglyphs in Gosford which have never been debunked
>>140394156SEAniggas are known to have visited Australia a long time ago. They could have brought those pretty easily.
>10th century coins from the Swahili Coast>people from SEA would have those easilyhuh? i'd buy Dutch traders having them
A team made up entirely of middle to upple middle class players 1.2.3.4.5.6. Mitch Moses7. Daly Cherry Evans8. Christian Welch9. Harry Grant10.11. Angus Crichton1213. Patrick Carrigan
>>140395046East Africa > Arabia > SEAOr replace Arabia with IndiaOr throw Portugal in there
I'm reading about the first expedition to Antarctica by Russia, up to the part where they sail through the Polynesian islands. They tried to land on one, but the locals attacked them.>Such a resistance made us come back. This resistance is coming, obviously, from the absolute ignorance of our firearms and our superiority. If we decided to kill several locals, then, of course, all others would start to run, and we have an opportunity to land. However, satisfying my curiosity from a quite close distance, I did not have any desire to be at that island… >When we were quite far from the island, then women ran out of the forest on the seaside and lifted their clothes, showing us the lower parts of their bodies, clapping hands on them, others were dancing as if they wanted to show us how weak we were. Some of the crew members asked permission to punish them for insolence and shoot at them, but I did not agree.God I wish I lived in a more interesting era...
you can still get attacked trying to go to antarctica if you wanted to
Why would you want to go where The Thing is.
dude its like that MOVIE!
>>140395066Crichton is the only one I'd pay as legit middle class
>>140395552>God I wish I lived in a more interesting era...wait a couple more years because shit is about to get 'interesting' in horrifying ways.
inuit vs abo arctic round
5+ hours til footy farrrrk
>>140395552https://www.hakluyt.com/
>>140393571The problem is a sin bin can either be for a professional foul of gamesmanship, or an act of thuggery that would result in criminal conviction for assault (or greater) if the DPP or a police prosecutor took it to court. The stats confuse the two. Send off or length of judiciary sanctions is the better metric because that's almost always for the latter.
>>140395066DCE's family is as rough as guts.
Strictly speaking when you take the field you only consent to be battered within the laws of the game. Being held down too long is just as a much a criminal assault ("the slightest touch") as being coat hangered or spear tackled.
>>140395066What about Foran?
Foran is lumpenaristocrat tier, not middle class.
>>140396139Carrigan was school captain of Gregory Terrace. Christian Welch is too articulate to not be middle class
just did 10 push ups
What’s is “daisys destruction”
bit sad lads
whys that
He any good?
fellas from campbelltown stole my car some years back so you can understand why I'll be cheering for the broncos
>>140397872Was Carrigan there on a rugby scholarship, or was he a fee paying student? I'd presume the former
>>140392700still fuming at this fucking dum cunt
>>140397872He has also already completed a Physio degree at UQ, which was always an OP1/2 to get into (i.e top marks in high school). He could be gifted from a working class upbringing, but it all points to middle class to me.On another note Sam Thaidays Wikipedia reckons he studied medicine and had a GPA of 6.75. the fact he doesn't go by Dr Sam Thaiday makes me suspect some details is not quite right here
not looking forward to tonight cowbros
cowboys will win
3hrs…..
broncGODS
>>140400187Just looked up Carrigan's parents. His dad looks like a boat shoe wearing rugby type. His mum looks like a slampig though so that's probably why he looks like a low IQ mutt
post mum
What's wrong with wearing boat shoes
bit in that image
bruh….
I swear I saw that chick standing outside at a methadone clinic
isn't that the singer from bon jovi
I fucking hate two drop meth baby nicho
>isn't that the singer from bon jovi
>dce will get suspended for three weeks>sivo getting nothing
good morning ausbros
>>140401092That this man is considered a heart throb of the sport with his junkie teeth shows just how lowbrow rugby league is
>>140401487Hello. Thanks for posting! Please stick around for the two matches on soon.
>>140401086Do you own a boat?
>>140401086Rugby people were notorious for wearing them in ye old days. Not sure if they still do because rugby is basically extinct here now
Rugby as a hobby for middle to upper middle is still going strong, so plenty of people still wearing boat shoes. It is just that no one cares about competitive rugby
lets go broncos
I have been catching up on the Drake vs Kendrick Lamar feud. Are there any Rugby League players who hate each other to the extent you would never select them on the same rep team, or if one player came to a club the other would have to leave?
The great sin of wearing nice comfortable casual shoes
>>140402143PIPSQUEAK PIPE DOWN
>>140402051>no one cares about competitive rugbyAnd it's a terrible shame because it's an awesome sport. Rugby had the ascendency in the early 00s with Super 12 filling stadiums and having highly rated prime time matches on TV, and then the World Cup in 03. The hubris of the old boys running the game killed it though and the game's been a death spiral ever since.
u19s putting up big numbers
>>140402252
>>140402238Yeah, I remember it became really popular for a few years. I'm a rusted on league dude and even I watched a few games back then
>>140402252>>140402270Based Illawarra still developing the best talent after all these years
> The hubris of the old boys running the game killed it though and the game's been a death spiral ever since.How so?
>>140399563pretty sure it was latter, i know dane gagai was the former though t. was in the same grade as fatty carrigan
>illawarra v newcastle grand finalwait so tarsha gale cup is actually the kino competition?
>>140402369By failing to embrace the people who were starting to support the game, particularly in regard to pathways, and instead sticking with the elitist systems that acted as a gatekeeper to prevent anyone from the outside coming in. They eventually tried to pay some lip service to those people, but by then those people had long moved on.
Any tilers in /nrl/? If you could offer me a quick second to lend me some of your skilled knowledge. I had this bathroom and shower recess re-tiled 3 months back and slowly but surely the tiles (6x6) started to make a hollow sound while walking over them and they have now started lifting, not just that, the water does not run into the shower drain but back past the centre drain and under the vanity.I decided to investigate, starting in the shower itself. The concrete under the adhesive is very damp, but should there not be a waterproofing membrane under there?Can you please pick apart this picture and tell me what I need to do here to get out of this as cost effectively as possible. I’m not interested in pointing fingers anymore I just want to fix it..Cheers lads.
>A group of Bunnings customers were rushed to hospital after an unknown substance was allegedly sprayed in the vicinity of customers and staff.>Two people entered the hardware store in Northam, in Western Australia, at about 2.30pm on Anzac Day before they allegedly sprayed an unknown substance in the vicinity of several customers and staff.>“Several people were affected with a burning sensation to their eyes, nose and throats and were treated in hospital as a precaution,” a WA Police Force spokesperson said.if not even bunnings is safe why even go outside anymore
>>140402456I see the problem. It's the slides. Dress like an adult please
>>140402473I had a nice sausage sanga at Bunnings today courtesy of the St George Basketball Association. Best $3.50 I've spent in some time
I just refuse to go to the shops on weekends (or public holidays) these days. Everything is packed and overcrowded, parking is a nightmare and I could add some racial comments as well if I wanted. It's just not worth it. Kinda sad because I remember as a kid we'd often spend all saturday just at the shopping centre and I have some fond memories of it.
Why are Australian tradesmen so bad?
bearbros we are so back
That's partially why it was so hard for me to get back into work. Was so good being able to go literally anywhere during the weekday and nothing is crowded.
>>140402575Same. I have my days off during the week most of the time and will only go to the shops early on a weekday morning.
>>140402456based site inspections anon
The tackle was non compliant
>>140402578Women aren't attracted long term to tradies, so they don't spend decades honing their craft. They just finish their apprenticeship, then either start their own business ripping off people, or get a job "off the tools" like project manager etc. You end up stuck in a cycle of dumb apprentices and low skilled poojeets doing all the actual work.
>muh women>muh pajeets Cope Dazza
>it's because of womenbizarre worldview
based simps
you see what happens to your thread when you let /afl/ in? now you've got incels
will DCE represent himself at the judiciary?
>>140402722go lions btw
the south perth lions aren't playing today
What's the multi for the Brisbane game lads?
>>140402725If he beats the charge it is going straight in the pasta
What is the charge?
>beats charges himself>ollacarwatoo gets suspended for 2 weeks
Sweet Caroline is a beer drinking song not a whiskey song reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Baby Reindeer was pretty crap. I feel for the guy, but couldn't shake the feeling the whole show was self-absorbed crap and the main guy was far too old to be putting that kind of shit out
how good is thisit doesn't get any better than this
>>140402858based retired footballer now doing commentary on channel 9
Girl crying on the netball right now btw
If I want to see see girls cry I just show my face in public
But in addition to being a loose-armed hothead who likes to puncture a coach’s trust as much as an opponent’s spleen, Milne has been a stomach ulcer for Souths fans when he’s actually on the paddock too.
>super saturday >two games
Tigers are getting touched up today. House on Brisbane 13+
>>140403017
going bald lads
The /bet/
>>140402925Not my 6'6" girlfriend from the Lightning I hope
/nrl/ stands with wom*n against violent men and men being violent against wom*m its up to men to step upNOW BRING ON THE FUCKING FOOTY AHHHHH
horrific hangover anxiety
surprising mal still has a very strong abo accent
>>140403090Anxiety horrific over here without the grog
>>140403080*steals this*
>>140403017Guys we aren't doing enough to stop criminals doing crimes
api walsh marinerarthars over 46
>>140403109so true
>he thinks Mal is abo
>it says honest views on the graphic it must be legitimate, unbiased news why are news consumers like this
>the absolute state of that 2000s pitch
Haas is back lads
hate Walsh desu
go broncos
Love all BroncGODs desu
Top 5 /nrl/ personalities/trips of all time?
>walsh
>>140403164>>140403167This. So much this
dont really care for haas personally
Carrigan = redditHaas = 4chan
Walsh = 9gag
Walsh = tumblr cause he's a feminine looking man
My teams are playing against eachother tonight. I like tigers more so that is who I will be rooting for, but I hope we have a great game nonetheless.
>>140403209are you a new watcher cos of the vegas game?
>>1404031701 walkgod Don't care for any others.
Give her a root for the family and broncGODS too mate
>rooting for
reckon UHT milk tastes better than normal milk
gonna be at the game tonight lads, fully expecting dem boys to get gaped by the penrith poofters
I like the maleny dairy milk that comes with the brown lid
>>140403251I hate women so much it's unreal
>>140403140The Burraneer rugby pitch looks better than that.
This cunt is NOT Australian
Don't drink that milk
I am very disappointed that there are people on this thread that don't like me. Don't people on 4chan like twitch streamers? Didn't you see me make a reference to Sketch last week. I am sure that if I keep my best and adding my own brand of excitement I can win you all over!!!
>>140403262Damn, what a vile cunt, even if her mum if a vile cunt too
>>140403284Based
>>140403225Poor Jess Sergis
>>140403251This looks like a massive cope because no decent man wants anything to do with her STI infested gash
>>140403338Everything is gonna be ok lads
>5:30pm kickoff
>>140403225NO
The big blue Zurich sticker on the sleeves are annoying me
>no mam>atkinsWorried for my BroncGODS lads
this big pack from the tigers going to give the broncos some trouble
Imagine how many more premierships the Broncs would have won if they had a semi competent junior recruitment team a quarter century ago and didn't whiff on Thurston, Cam Smith and Billy Slater
bruhh
that will cost them the game
bruhhhh
>>140403221I am new but not because of the vegas game. Just wanted to watch some live sports late night and rugby is a good watch. Started watching a bit of super rugby right before nrl kicked off, just happened to be good timing.
slippery one
>>140403402>Started watching a bit of super rugby right before nrl kicked offOh boy
broncos unna!
kek bateman is such a spaz
REDEMPTION
MARINER
thanks lara
Remember how people used to go ballistic for those kinds of edge tries? Now people don't give a fuck despite it still being skilful as fuck
Broncos will never post a 50+ game as long as reynolds is still goalkicking
>be Tigers>pay an insane amount of money for a junior five-eighth, making him the highest paid junior player in history by some margin>start a different five-eighth that's the same age instead Why are the Tigs such a mess lads?
they've out grown reynolds
>>140403449Agreed. Being back the old corner post rules and make them contort even more, I say
Reynolds is made from glass. Jesus christ.
>>140403457I wouldn't say that necessarily but he's definitely not the kicker he used to be
toeGOD use ya head
TIGAHZ *clap clap clap*
Exercises I can do at home to lose a beer gut?
IMO broncos should pass to each other not throw the ball over the sideline
fast
bronx defence too good
elite defence that
BASED JESSE he's alright for a peewee
Based Arthars
torso weight comes off last buy a rowing machine or an air bike and become a cardiogod
drink moreeat less
Not that anon but any recs for a rowing machine? I had a handmedown one but it died and not sure what to replace it with
I've bitched out on the gym today, too depressed. Wanted something I could do in my room before bed. I'll just do push and sit ups until I get too tired.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
Hahahaha typical coconut
The stupidest coconut to have ever lived
coconut.jpg
top kek
wtf benji looked like he threw up in his mouth and tried to swallow it
FUCKING KEK
mein gott
>>140397675Foran should definitely count. His dad was the CEO of Walmart is current CEO of air New Zealand.
BRONCGODS!!!!!!!!!!!
Fainu bros this cannot be happening
walsh doubles as a good distraction
reynolds got one!
He was due
no ezra mam and no cobbo really does throw off the broncos attack.
Footy Legends v The Final Winter?
concept 2 is the go to recommendation for a rowing machine, reliable, easy to buy parts for repair and plenty of them for sale usedcan probably look for a clone for even cheaper but i don't know anything about them
Did you guys like how I did that distraction then?
>>140403613nice basketball pass m8
>>140403582Weird that his dad lets him play league then. In NZ it's seen as the ultimate dero game played by the lowest scum from the slums of Auckland
yeah we'll throw away a challenge thanks
'genuine tackle?' it was a clear strip the ball.
REFBALL
He had his eyes on nothing on the ball there. Should have been a successful challenge.
>>140403618Thanks Eh, practices that this week
>>140403619Have you seen Forans missus tattooed bleached blonde fake tits multiple kids single mother
>>140403601Different kinds of footy Kino. Ones a light hearted comedy the whole family can enjoy and the other is a Dramatic showing of what the game was like in the early 80s.I'd say The Final Winter is objectively the better movie
bunker is just full of haters
lmao I remember when I stared the ball down right until my hand smacked it out mid-offload, a good genuine tackle IMO
Not looking forward to winter lads
Wests should have unironically taken the poo there
no fucking way
API API API
Lolsh
MEOWBACK
>>140403647Winter = 2 months of stew kino
good try
Api carries these cunts
what the fuk
Get out of here bronkeks, this is TIGERS COUNTRY
>>140403657The English word for Maori starts with an N
Based red letting the Broncs hold the tigers down as much as they want.
KEKEKEK BUNKERED
looks bounced
>>140403633Yeah. Just read about his dad and he's not a nepo-baby silver spoon type. He pulled himself up by the boomer bootstraps and worked his way to the top, so his son being a leaguey makes more sense now
bullshit call from the bunker and I'm a bronx tragic
>>140403659This is true, gonna do some stews and soups
fuck the bunker
>getting scored against by a man down Tigers
Justice
is this really what its come to? it doesn't get any better than this?
>look at try frame by frameOf course it'll come away slightly.
>>140403634>I'd say The Final Winter is objectively the better movieWhere can someone watch this without having to pirate it?
Based refball
>captained Fainu
refball all day and you can see even the broncos think its bullshit
>>140403688At 500k per season, so did the Tigers
LEARN TO PASS WALSH YOU SPASTIC
Have you seen how tall Oates is, he should have caught that
this fucking ref sucks for both teams, completely killing the flow of the gameis he a union ref?
>>140403683Dvd rip on youtube
>>140403705good post
>>140403683https://youtu.be/VKrspzkTFWI?si=A2UKiltXO_eRoFDu
>>140403712Thanks Me
>xvid
This ref already got demoted by the NRL a few months ago for three matches lol
>forgetting to take your trip off when you samefag urself embarassing
>>140403709>>140403714Thanks lads. Preciate it
>trip G'day freshie
HE DIDN'T DENY IT
>>140403683https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZdVXx7dcEM
mariner has sunk
Mariner's still rusty
>pooriner
this fucking ref
>>140403733I'll 1up youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNKuTgJTV4U
>>140403733I don't know what that is, but I still appreciate it
poorigan
Trips? You are confusing me with Tedesco
>>140403751SOVL
>>140403745I might be showing my age, but I keep expecting this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&pp=ygUjcmljayBhc3RsZXkgbmV2ZXIgZ29ubmEgZ2l2ZSB5b3UgdXA%3D
>>140403751M'AAAAM DO NOT REDEEM THE PARKING SPACE
bronx try line defence is too strong for the tigers
>>140403751the indians and their facilitators have destroyed outer west
WHAT A TRY SAVER
Broncs are actually playing dogshit
>we need more housing>NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT
snags are in the pan
SHOT
>>140403751Indians in Sydney complaining about overcrowding in Australia when they're the leading cause. The absolute hide of street shitters.
>>140403776cobbo is their glue, without him they lose a lot of playmaking abilityalso haas is super rusty
>>140403751Step bro lives in the ponds, he might be the only white guy there
>vossy with the zingers tonightmultiple hearty keks
>>140403789>haas is super rustyAnd super overrated, but that's a bit edgy for most to cop
but think of the gdp! and cricket!
>>140403802its his first game of the year
WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD
WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH
The step
a cheeky walshy try with five seconds to go
Did you guys like my little salute at the end. I wanted to respect the diggers and stuff.
>my multi is gonna get up but i wont get any money cos bunker incorrectly took away apis try
forward pass
>>140403810Okay, but why is he out of position defensively all the other times then?
O\
>>140403828have a cry then go to spec spavers
O7
Tigers absolutely fucking reff'd
My broncGODS could break these bucks
anyone think the cowwies will be the roids tonight
*resumes watching 6 hour heroes 3 vid during halftime*
Business idea: try a round with a game every day of the week
really excited for these lamb and onion sausages after the devastation of last weeks beef and bacon ones.
WALSH
>>140403837It's like Bill Harrigan circa 1998 is reffing again.PS: don't sue me like you did to Alan Jones for correctly pointing that out, Bill
Vonnie is so cute.
>>140403844I reckon the Cowboys will be a football team tonight
>>140403858trip on nightie
>fox accidentaly played the afl youi ad instead of the nrl one
gayFL
>>140403837both teams are getting reff'd. the fact the tigers couldn't land a try with that long a possession in the broncos' twenty is on them (the api try was absolutely a try though, fuck the bunker)
>>140403872No idea what that means, but feel free to look at the results of matches in the 1998 finals between ARL and SL teams that were reffed by Harrigan or Clarke. It's not like they were angry about being stood down for the 1996 season and wanted revenge against the ARL or anything like that
>>140403895Bill Harrigan was (supposedly) notoriously harsh on Manly during that era.
Fox league showed the AFL Maccas ad recently as well. It is so off putting.There are also league/AFL versions of the Telstra (footy country) and KFC (Fry day night footy) ads. Are there any others?
>that seppo style salute by WalshCringe
>>140403903Manly fans should be more pissed off with David Manson for his failure to send Maddog off in 1997 after he stomped on Tooveys head deliberately. Manly were up by 8 (I think) at the time and it's unlikely that Newcastle come back to win with 12 men.
>>140403924We're all aware of this, freshcunt. It's brought up by a certain cuck every time Pooly by Newy.
>>140403907I keep see ads with feet in them idk why
>>140403931>byplay*, even
Literally WHO are these rock "stars" lmao
palm out, army and raafpalm down, navycunt
>>140403935
>>140403924Or, Eddie Ward in 1995 for not noticing the Bulldogs playing with 14 players on the field for a time in the Grand Final and sealing the win with (Darren Smith's?) try
>>140403895To be fair the ARL was park footy compared to Super League
>>140403950inb4 "yjk"
That ad might be the worst ad of all time but you should know who billy idol is
>>140403931>freshcuntTranslation: a derisive term by incels for someone who has sex
Righto freshie
>>140403952Only compared to Brisbane. Gus and Geoff Carr recognised this and almost orchestrated a merger between the Roosters and Dragons to counter this with a dominant Sydney club, but alas, the Dragons fans sperged out and ended up settling for the Steelers four years later
>That ad might be the worst ad of all time but you should know who billy idol is
>>140403976I enjoy your tearful lashing out very much
dumb fuck tigers
These fucking coconut
>>140403949You're not wrong, but I'm certain that Reece Walsh isn't aware of this.
monkey brain
Although I am involuntary celibate I am not an incel I am just a regular middle aged Virgin.
>>140404005walshy is from a long line of salty sailors mate
I would love to see Yvonne's bum in a g-string.
inb4 'but that was a forward pass' by another guy who doesn't know what a forward pass is
jock madden jock madden aeiou
>>140404005Which one did I do?
>>140404025palm down walshie were you deliberately doing an australian naval salute? if so I am sorryor were you trying to do an army salute?
>zogbot poofter virgin getting upset because someone flashed his gang(bang) sign wrongLMAO
Yeah nah I love the navy eh
Get nut megged lil nigga
You now remember Justin Hodges
Hodges is a total fuckhead irl
You now remember John Hopoate
Getting upset about things is the right of every virgin. For instance for me, it's getting upset when people incorrectly call shemales futa.
>pushed out by bennet for being disloyal>threaten to sue brisbane stadiumincel
>>140404038My great grandfather fought in the coral sea, and one of my ancestors fought with Lord Nelson on the Victory.Salt water flows through my veins, and my life is for the Glory of God, his majesty the King, and the Royal Australian Navy and her mother the Royal Navy.May God have mercy on us all, and may the Empire truly blossom in to a Heavenly Jerusalem on his poor earth.
At what age does middle age begin?
I swear to god Walsh wears eyeliner or something during these games. Someone needs to investigate.
20 years old
>>14040408269bros imagin the year 2069 and how fkn sexy thats gonna be ayo
>>140404070With the exception of Ben Hunt and Craig Wing, every NRL player I've had the "pleasure" of meeting is an absolute fuckwit. Anthony Minichello is the worst by far.
mariner's having a rough night
holy FUCK catch the ball mariner
Got a photo with Jamal Idris once he seemed cool
Thaiday is the only footballer I've had much to do with beyond meeting them at fan days. He was alright.
had to kick Tricky Trindall off a licensed premise once
mariner hasnt even spent ANY fucken time in the navy
>>140404109Probably just glad someone wasn't making a Tracey Chapman gag at his expense
>>140404110Did he really study medicine with a GPA of 6.75?
>>140404110Not surprised someone on 4chan would get along with another white supremacist
Is there time for 50 here?
Definitely not
>>140404129nah, 40 though
WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH
Hey I just scored another one!!!!!!!!
GAYFL
time to turn it off I think lads
Rugby 7's star Charlotte Caslick has signed with the Dogettes for their inaugural NRLW season
too elite for the tigers
>>140404122>>140404123lol. He was a mate of a neighbour so I used to see him around at street bbqs. He was kind of loud and made a lot of jokes. Not a bad guy all around though, had heaps of time for the kids who'd ask him about football.
Based kid with bags of lollies on his sign
GAYFL moment
>street bbqs
GAYFL shit in my league
>>140404147They are called the BITCHES
reece walsh - racially ambiguous
>API INJUREDAPI INJURED>API INJURED API INJURED
api given up
>Api goneNSW BROS WHAT DO WE DO?!?
>streets icecreams
Kayo chad post screenshot of the kid with lollies on his sign
GAYFL injury fucking pozzed sport just like GAYFL
Api was genuinely the best player on the field
Now he's fraudulently the best player on the field
>>140404189he usually is, but this is a team sport. can't win it with one brilliant player
>>140404179It's his time.
GAYFL has ruined this sport
>took captain off walsh to loop afbwill i regret this?
>>140404187Whoops she forgot her bra. How embarrassing
>>140404179Based Endeavour old boy Reece Robson is only a phone call away
>>140404187hate this goblin
>>140404199I don't trust anyone promoting spyware
Blake Brailey bros it's OUR time
>>140404187REECE?
walsh bros...
Waking up in the middle of the night with a random calf cramp is the only thing I really dislike about winter
just a head clash play on until you blow the whistle to take him for a hia
mariner looks like he deoesn't speak englishnot in a racist way, just in the kind of uncomprehending vacant stare he always has
Ahhhh my calf.
Ref doing everything he can to keep tigshits in this
I just want someone to Taane Milne into Walsh's knees
WALSH IS DEAD BROS :( WTF
walsh is such a drama queen faggot
HAAS HAAS HASS
Walsh even sprints in a really gay way I can't tell why
Am not!!!!!!!
HAAS HAAS HAAS HAAS HAAS HAAS HAAS HAAS HAAS HAAS HAAS HAAS HAAS HAAS HAAS
lol what is that try celebration
>>140404245This but after a night of drinking
it would be a shame to be down walsh, cobbo and mam for the roosters game next week
Walsh burns cunts left and right. As a non-Broncos customer I genuinely get nervous every time he runs the ball back after taking a kick.
>>140404295>Walsh burns cuntsand he steps them too!
walsh is just pretending so the cameras follow him
new watering the field just dropped
Why does this cunt spew so much
HE'S SPEWING
BRING OUR BOY HOME
weak stummy
Just feeling a bit ahh sick ahh*Blurrrrrrppppp
>>140404337it was those half time beers wasn't it
COMEBACK
very smelly fart I just did
CLAWBACK
Walsh could have shoulder charged him if he wasn't sick...
HES BAAAACK
I reckon there was a bit of seperation there
you have to back yourself
no one else will!
Naden = Corey Norman big brother
this is when the broncos get sloppy, ahead in the last ten minutes
>>140404340It is all the zin I have been chewing
lol at offloading into your own face
yep 100% not an 80 minute peem
>>140404382Sorry forgot to log in
NRL should have a last try wins rule
poocos bros...
wtf
what the fuck was all that
Roosters beat broncos next week me thinks
kevvie has to do something about this broncos will lose games because of letting in late tries
the most dangerous lead
Yeah if they play like this in a Grand Final they might just lose at the end
>>140404415its looking likely, and I'm going to it with a mate who suppports the roosters so that'll be fucking fun
they fell for the spaz out where everybody wanted to be the one to just finish off the play instead of holding their defensive structure
>>140404424DELETE THIS
BIGGEST FULLBACK
Can someone get me a medical please
The chad 7ft fullback
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BASED FUCKING RENGOD HE WAS JUST STANDING THERE
KEK
someones poisoned the broncos
LUV ME BRONCGODS
Are there more Broncos fans than tigers fans there?
RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI
this stuff is fucking amazing
>>140404486had the blueberry one, very good
>>140404486Where 2 cop?
Off to get some Chinese for dinner
hope walsh at least can play next week
BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS
>that qt waving the broncos flag
now the broncos game has finished I'm a life long cowboys fan
>>140404495can recommend the mixed berry too but this honey/toffee one is ridiculously good >>140404499your evil supermarket of choice
>tigers kids getting selfies with walshTigers absolutely fully cucked
>>140404517tigers intercepted by a one legged man
Walshie is a cutie
Feel like broncos' biggest obstacle is still the broncos
Just finished eating my wife's fajitas lads. The ultimate rugby league meal
>>140404517A microcosm of the last decade for the Tigers
never mind the innuendo lads he isn’t talking about his wifes pussy
ClearGod is back with a Kino montage
>>140404580Definitely not. We've been married too long for me to remember what that tastes like
>>140404574Next thread image
>>140404600If the Panfers win 75 percent of matches without him, is he really that good?
did uy turen gay?
cool cowwies jersey
moo
If the Panthers keep winning after next year with all these players they're losing I'm more than willing to throw the GOAT tag on him
based family menlove how family friendly our sport is lads
I thought Feldt was a poof?
>tfw your family comes to see you get flogged
>white childrenThat's a yikes from me
looks like the AUG got a few upgrades lads
this is more of a funeral service for my boys...
>>140404644Agreed. Yeo's ability at first receiver in the red zone and his world class defense definitely have him in GOAT range
this bugle player mogs the ctown bloke
yeah last bugle fella was a bit shit poor bugger
whats with the stupid saxophone
Do you guys mind mind if I watch the game with yours. I can't wait to see my Nathy Wathy in his comeback!!!!
100% of Anzacs would vomit seething the country today tbqh
so how long until our anthem starts with abo gibberish like the NZ one
>seethingseething
>townsville crowds
New Zealand anthem mogs us so hard bros
>>140404681Just don't bring in some of your Tillies team mates because too many girls scare me
>poopeeland anthem "God save us">goes on to do spirit summoning voodoo dances (the haka) and satanic tribal tattoos>wonders why poopeeland has so many natural disasters.
>>140404694I agree. We need some indigenous singing in ours to match it
>>140404694pathetic and contemptible
The din din
flabba wabba jabba noonga first verse would be based
no welcome to country?
>>140404693
>>140404713
>>140404713looking good mate not sure about that dish though
That stat was wrong. Penrith have played in this stadium in both 2023 and 2022
LETS GO COWWIES YEEEEEHAAAAAWWWWWW
*toasts hard crusty seeded bread so it shreds your mouth and insides*
>penalty poothers BFT has been corrupted
Still can't believe they let this dumb BITCH be a head referee
>>140404782There's a joke here I'm not smart enough to make
its over alraedy
its over cowwie bros
I swear 80% of players score on their anniversary game
now that my hopes are dashed WE WANT 70
gonna be a long night for the cowboys
>>140404700Lol, you are so cute.not as cut as Nathan of course hehe.
All my bets have been refunded coz no turuva playing
wearing pink is racist to the ANZACs
>broncos and cowboys kit have been the best queensland once again carrying the nation
>>140404818>not as cut as Nathanyou'd know
>>140404642back left for me
>this game is so uninteresting one guy has degraded to erping with himself in the thread
>>140404860so true
what’s erping?
>>140404867when you grow out a mo and take to the wild west
>>140404871nice
cowwies are hyped I think they're going to put on a fighjt
Easily the worst ref in the NRL. She genuinely doesn't know the rules, has incorrect interpretations of the laws, and physically cannot keep up with the play. Aside from the typical female emotional decision making.
>>140404899cry harder, mary
KEK BASED
Guys chill with the sexism especially when we have Mary in here
short meme drop out cowboys try
>>140404899WOAH WOAH WOAHSHES’S A LADY
Kasey Badger over penaslising now after the criticism from the Gold Coast vs Canberra game.. how is she even at this top level? Her dad?? Gender quotas? Absolutely terrible.
YEEEEEEEEEEHHHHAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
based Gus would be loving this
>>140404871In England (where I play football) they call that Wyatting
>>140404951FUCK UP YOU UGLY COW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X9tBHX_Fl4
Tombstone is vastly overrated
not a fan of the cowies jersey to be quite honest
>Dan Gianne commentating>Kasey Badger officiatingAids game
should play in full auscam
>>140404967looks like a burst can of spray paint
>>140404980but then we couldn't see them!
>the false hope early game try
Dylan Edwards looks like that friend of friend whose dating a buck toothed viet girl and is in to ultra marathoning
Wow, ummm I heard people can be mean on 4chan, but umm it kind of still hurts when you just say it like that.
>6 morewhat
>>140405014bizzare post
>>140405014Haha yeah we all know that type of guy
yeah garry the concreter!
>>140405014>a buck toothed viet girlThats like 90% of them
ham cheese tomato toasies are IN the press
BASED DIN DINShas anyone seen cleary?
>>140405032imagine the home made prawn chips
what are prawn chips made of and why are they called prawn chips
>>140405018Anon she is stamping her authority on the game :)
imagine the stupid fucking phone calls shed make with her stupid fucking gobbledygook language all the time
Onya Garry!
kek yeah horrid sounding language
>>140405014Actually Dylan was telling Nathan how he wants to do an ultra marathon
>>140405041
SHOULD HAVE PASS IT
I've dated both white (current) and asian women. Asian women are much more feminine
not a glowing review since i am looking for a tomboy gf
Liam martain such a fucking grub literally makes a fist places it in cotters face and pushes himself up
especially the men
I've never dated anyone but some women at work say I need a japanese gf
>nubbl looks great its a fkn black square
>>140405072having half breed kids out way anything and everything
martaining anons seethe
>>140405090they're calling you beta, only betas get with asians
I cannot stand this commentator
dont date em but i fuck alot of asians at the brothel
>>140405110BASED
Based ginza chad
>>140404936>how is she even at this top level? Her dad?? Gender quotas? That, plus she's indigenous allegedly
ginza or marrickville 5 >>140405119
nothing more callous than a brothel asian
>>140404962Greatest movie ever made gay faggot
>>140405127Give 108 Mirage a try
waiting to hold hands lads
>>140405072PNG is technically in Asia
Did that anon ever actually invite the prozzie over to cuddle and watch the footy with?
>>140405135you call your bf huckleberry don’t ya?
>watching Fallout insteadit's kino
>>140405135thats the outlaw josey wales acksshully
>>140405146Thats marrickville 5, fucking V Moon refused to fuck me saying my dick was too big, I should have got a refund but she was already sucking my dick ffs
penrith fucking up a lot this half
>>140405146Gross
kek cowcucks looking a mess
fluke try not worried cowwie bros
Casey badgers dad??!
the deaf chick at marrickville is good esp if ur a sperg cos u can just communicate via hand signals
>>140405176based prozzie knower
pay for sex paying for sex with a defective modelbruh…..
kek nice tackle Deardon ya spastic
>>140405163I call him a lunger when he coughs all over me due to his tuberculosis
Who will make the most money out of this motley crew?
easier than having to do it for free with a real girl and usually not much different anyway
probably not a useful degree amongst them
>>140405191She also looks 14
>>140405207These are the “people” that cry about house prices but beg for mass shit skin immigration
genuine question for whorers: do you save up a load for a week or whatever beforehand or do you fap beforehand
thinking cowwies will want to get more points than the poothers if they want to win
is Feldt gay or not. He has a wife and children but it was a big deal that an open poof played in the NRL
Not usually into Asians but the chick that works at the bubble tea place in darling harbour where the entertainment centre used to be is one of the hottest females I've ever seen
Also another question how rough can you get with these whores
>>140405230yeah that one kek. might have to make a visit >>140405238i just go after work so havent fapped all day
>>140405246you should say g'day to her
>>140405238Fap in the shower while I'm there to get the most bang for me buck
RAWRRR
BroncGODS would donkeypunch both these peems
Best Westerns of all time 1. The Wild Bunch (1969) 2. The Searchers (1956) 3. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962) 4. Unforgiven (1992)5. Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid (1969)
>>140405258The wife wouldn't like that mate. She tolerated me befriending that attractive aspie girl, but I don't wanna push it
>>140405248don't
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/843091
>>140405207send them to Kakoda
Erceg looks and sounds like a guy who runs a warhammer 40k store lmao wtf
This thread reminds me of the time Nathy left me alone with Sam and Liam haha
It's crazy how teams can have all the possession but they still end up tiring out against the panthers, they're just such amazing natural athletes no other teams can keep up. Really amazing and impressive.
what’s for din dins lads
>>140405314I always walk past one of these on Sat to check the PO Box, the guys in there always look like they are having fun, wish I could join em but I'm twice their age
>>140405336>>140405035
imagine how good edwards would be if you could take steroids for ball playing
>>140405336Rice and salt
don't think cowboys should have let them score those last 2 tries
>>140405363based richfag
Kill Bill v1 on SBS world movies lads
>same sportsbet ad back to back despicable
Panthers fittest team .they’re having better training in the off-season . In this day n age there shouldn’t be such a discrepancy in fitness . The difference is too much . it makes no sense .the game is a faster game now . Ruck infringement rules are brutal and this is what DRAINS and Kills teams.Some teams have adapted to this by making players fitter /some haven’t.Wingers need to become forwards to help alleviate stress amongst the forwardsClubs really need to be upgrading strength and conditioning .Hyperbaric chambers for all athletes etc etc like soccer.we shouldn’t be seeing such a discrepancy in basic fitness at this level. The top level in the nation.I feel embarrassed as a passionate Aussie rugby league supporter . I’m so embarrassed.
>>140405417
>tfw I've been baricing this whole time when I should have been hyperbaricing instead
Incroyable défensivement penrith. Dommage pour les Cowboys sur cette cette MT mais ils n’ont pas su faire la différence avec le nombre d’opportunité.
based Perrine
Tommy is having a slurper this is not gonna end well
>>140405279Where's Young Guns 2?
>>140405447As a Jew, I wish I could have found a crazy Hebrew like this to marry
>>140405447>mt druitt tonight when the cowwies win
>>140405447wtf is this shit
man to'o is so strong it's almost unnatural
oh for fuck sake really
>>140405470Shes a "findom" and he is her paypig. She finds out he's been simping to a another findom
the eternal cowflopsbased marto
cowboys getting brokebacked
cowies are really shit though
>>140405499it'll be ok m80
>>140405447
>>140405491humanity is finished
>>140405480I played junior reps with Matty Utai and he was like that too. Stocky manlets aren't given enough love these days
>>140405491COWBACK
HOLMES HOLMES HOLMES
sherlock at work
umm... pedref bros?
>>140405447this guy unironically is bigger chad than anyone who goes to a brothel
>Drive 8 hours from cowfuckympie with your wife and cousin just so the both of you can watch the cowgirls get flogged at homekekKEK
>>140405555/nrl/ says no to men being violent to women
>>140405564>so the both of youbut theres three of you
>>140405564Plot twist. Wife and cousin are one and the very same
>>140405564learn to count LOL
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
short meme drop out poothers get the ball
remember when taumololo ko'd yeo off a kick return he should do that again
NICE KICK
remember when Lolo was actually good?
>>140405587an tr-3 just flew over your house
SEND SOMEONE TO THE BIN FOR THIS SHIT
lesssgoooooooooooo *cracks whip*
based Dolphin
COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS YEEEEEEHAWWWWWWW
>>140405564great post
love watching the pedref sixmoretenmeters
>>140405564>cowfuckympiehey thats where I live!
>>140405626Be nice
What is a findom?
>>140405659would hold hands and marry if she said yes
Looks like me and my ex
/rug/ only gets good activity when the Wallabies are playing and I go in there to tell them how Latrell Mitchell would dominate the sport
>>140405659old m8 Boar looks happy
trell would be banned for life
>>140405691Kek, 100 percent. Seeing what happened to the All Blacks captain in the RWC final is proof enough of that
>>140405671this but Taane Milne
pedref grubthers
NANAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
COWGODS GET FUCKED POOTHER CUNTS
HOLY SHIT DEM TITTIES
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW
Based Kasey Badger Refball
YEEEEEEEEEHAWWWW
>>140405704Dude was a schoolboy prodigy in Union I'm not ruling it out
GET FUCKED PROTECTED POOTHERS
kek total disruptor death
not a knock on??
anybody seen heckin Cleary? xD
Getting nervous
Putting the TV on mute. Can't stand this clown
>>140405805you're not getting any prettier thats for sure
fucking slippery ultra marathoning cunt
Don't listen to him Mary I think you're beautiful
slight chill in the air lads
>no silly boy you'll play when I blow my whistle
Kasey Badger is an awful referee
Holy FUCK this ref is SHIT
Do you guys think some of the players get horny when the female ref's bosses them around like that?
how the fuck was that 6 more
>Just add a red poppy in the corner, that makes the jersey anzac enough
i don't think alphamale NRL players are pornbrained personally
not so much pornbrained but some of them might be into femdom
>taking the poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3LiSKXMau4>that sound of shoulder on chin
>cleary on the pickle juicemary knows all about that am I right lads I bet her bedside table is full of pickle juice bottles
>>140405867unironically should be all that’s allowed everything else is just glorifying death instead of revering it
>>140405882nobody is into that without pornbrain
Girls fucking love pickles for some reason
>fat poothers customer asleep in the crowd
>>140405900
Panthers fan family member in the crowd
Lol I don't even really like pickles hehe
NEED a penalty this set cowbros
>>140405920Are you a *snorts* girl by chance?
Dumb cunt Townsend should have gone for a repeat set
you won't win the game doing this cowwies
>>140405920my mrs loves buying a big jar of bread and butter pickles and eating like 4 of them
Does Kasey Badger know about the rule that the clock stops during breaks in the last 5 minutes?
this mcintyre dudes been alright
>>140405966not when the poothers are ahead
STOP THE CLOCK YOU DUMB SLUT
TOWNSEND TOWNSGONE
cowwie knock on 2nd tackle final score 20-30
TAKE THE SIX
Kasey Badger should not be allowed to officiate NRL games.
GREAT call from Kasey
>holmes
if the cowwies scored more points than the panthers they would have won this
I know they sleep in the ruck and are constantly offside and are on peds but the panthers are so bloody impressive
fucks sake thought we might have had this one cowbros
Great tackle Nathy Wathy. I am so proud
>>140406056*GAG* (for your face not the cutesy talk)
>>140405659would lick manure off her feet then murder her for hunting
>>140406015honestly it's like make-a-wish at this point
>>140406075>murder her for hunting>huntingboars are a huge pest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZrJgPXXEFU
Tim Ryan what a debut!
Good game desu
>>140406095doesnt change the fact most boar hunters are cringe faggotscockroaches are pests...do people take selfies with them?
Thanks for letting me hang out guys it was fun. Even with that one guy who tried to "troll" me hehe
>>140406112based vegan
I desperately want to fuck Kasey Badgers sweaty bald cunt. Gavin Badger is a real lucky man...
I would never take a selfie with a cockroach, but then again I go for Canetoads.
>>140406123why don't you have an English IP
*takes selfie of a table I made with my own hands*>nooooo you can't do that you can't be proud of your hard work
>>140406095all the comments under that video are bots right
>pops on shirt and some joop, head to the pub
I am in my late 30s, I am single and I have struggled to make and keep friends. More specifically, I struggle to nurture any meaningful long-lasting relationships with either men or women. As I have aged, I have found my loneliness to have become even more profound. The prospect of filling the void in my life feels like it’s diminishing more and more as the years go by.I found that while I got to know many people over my years, those people did not really care much about who I was, or really want to get to know me as an individual. I found myself being treated as nothing more than a form of short-term entertainment and once I have served my purpose I would often be forgotten about indefinitely.
>>140406202I am using an Aussie VPN so I can use Nathy's Kayo subscription. Don't tell Fox!!! Hehe
>>140406253Don't be too down, the Tilies are playing in the Olympics this year
>>140406235>>140406253the duality of /nrl/
>>140406253I have spoken to counsellors, cognitive behaviour therapists and my GP about this issue in the past and have found their response/advice to be the same: “Join sports clubs and societies.” Having heeded this advice and agreeing with it in principle, I still find myself alone pretty much all the time, even when surrounded by others. The older I am becoming, the less hopeful I am this will change. This is especially the case when family becomes more important than friendships and I feel I would find myself further sidelined for more important things.Additionally, I see that my struggles with making and nurturing friendships are having a negative impact on trying to meet people of the opposite sex. I’m concerned that I would be too heavily reliant on a partner if I ever ended up in a relationship and I would end up treating them as some sort of emotional crutch, which is likely to be seen as a red flag. This coupled with the challenges of making friends has left me with little to no self-esteem or confidence, and no answers on how to resolve the predicament I am in.All of this has led me to several different behaviours that are certainly not good coping mechanisms, such as spending money on things I don’t need, in order to fill the void. And also intentionally pretending to not see people I recognise on the street (due to feeling bitter), and bouts of depression where I would not talk to people.Given all of the above, I am not certain if this is more of a general attitude to life issue or whether there is something more going on that needs to be addressed.
>>140406211>>140406232lmao its the FDL
lads whats a fdl
>NNNOOOO NOT MY BLACK PIGS I NEED MORE TAXPAYER FUNDED WELFARE
Australian arm of the Anti-Defamation League, The Farmers Defence League, supported by the JIDF
i love you guys
Broncos won, now my dog can rest in peace
raining outside lads
Navan R3 #2 Auteuil R7 #2
>>140406782
>>140406235>joopHoly based
>>140391256New thread when
keep smashing f5 m8
