I don't fucking know the rules on how to create a thread like this so anything snooker-related goes.Did you all enjoy this world championship in any way?
>>140664446>Did you all enjoy this world championship in any way?Good morning. Yes, I did enjoy this year's world championship, more so than last year's in fact. Whether that was anything to do with the quality of the tournament is another matter. I hope it doesn't usher in an era of sub-deano snooker, like Luke Humphries dominating darts at the moment.
Apparently Mr. Rob had a good 'un last night.
anyone else noticed Kyren's younger son going to Jak to shake his hand? i'm just rewatching it, it's before Hazels interviews, good fella
Alri, hope everyone is gearing up for the REAL main event of the snooker season starting tomorrow>>140664546>I hope it doesn't usher in an era of sub-deano snooker, like Luke Humphries dominating darts at the moment.Not like this, bros..>>140664650The most horrifying part about the snooker season ending is, without a doubt, footage of Mr Rob dancing at the afterparty
>wake up>Mr Rob is dancing, dancing
Tfw nothing comfy to pop on in the background while working from home today thdv
>>140664446>look for a /147/ in the catalog>no /147/>withdrawal symptoms hit>come back a few hours later>a wild /147/ appears!>it's a prestigious hungarybro edition>mfw
>whitewashed by Ashley Hugill in the World Open (last 64 stage)>whitewashed by Dale in the Welsh Open (last 16 stage)>no other notable runs in any event all season>inexplicably does well at the Crucehow does he do it?
Anime.This is me one minute ago when I launched the browser and my hands automatically typed 147 into the address bar, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
What a strange feeling. I just remembered that at one point either today or yesterday evening, at home or at work, I thought about doing something I considered important "before I forget".I can't recall what it was and whether I did it or not.>>140664446>>140664546>Did you all enjoy this world championship in any way?In a lot of ways, in fact. Last year we had Selby until the very end. This time we lost all are boys (the arest of are boys at least) earlier, but the result is much better.>>140664939No, but that's very nice indeed.>>140665793I checked on Youtube, and there are only two livestreams from cameras in some clubs, showing random dudes practising.
We did it Kyrenbros.
>>140667046>cameras in some clubs, showing random dudes practising.In a way, this could be like the idea to have one average person in every Olympic event to illustrate how good the athletes really are. I am almost exactly average at cue sports; I beat people who know nothing about pool approximately 50% of the time, and I very rarely beat anyone good. I have never won a frame of snooker in my life, but I have only played an actual opponent once or twice. I posted yesterday about going to play, and I think it would be very interesting for there to have been a good player to compare me to. I watched a bunch of introductory coaching videos on YouTube before I went, and I made an excellent break-off shot as well as four consecutive pots when I started, but it still took about 40 minutes to clear the table, which is about as long as I take every time. If my table was in the background while some low-tier pros were in the foreground, it could have been very educational.
>>140667210Watching a bit of the Viriginia Open the other day actually felt a bit like this. I came away with the opinion that the standard of this year's World Championship was pretty good, actually.
Seethechads, it's time for some Mihail kino
>>140665793>>140667046>I checked on Youtube, and there are only two livestreams from cameras in some clubs, showing random dudes practising.there's always poo(l) on barry's matchroomdotcomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrt8SmWvHmY
>>140664939Yeah, saw that mentioned elsewhere but you can only see him toddling over to Jak, shame as it's a really nice gesture.
>>140667456for me? it's German's brave Pie Filler
Good to see a new thread up already, gives us plenty of time to discuss the Seniors.
>>140668462>Rpdmey bitches about not enough cash being paid in WST tournamentsmeanwhile:>The UK's biggest 9-ball Pool party heads to Telford as 256 of the world's best cueists battle for a $200,000 prize fund.
>>140667456>>140668462>literal filler matches
She is so cute, my fellow gwanners.Come here Rachel, I beseech you. If you come to me you may ask of me what you will, and I will give it you, even unto the half of my kingdom.Come here where the wine and shellfish are good, for you I am ready to given up all the whores in Lisbon.
I wrote Hako on the sand. 10/10 game.>>140667210>>140667315Business idea: an event that works like rallies, every player plays alone, then gets a score based on things like points, highest break, number of shots needed to clear the table etc.>>140667456>Nichijou.webm
>>140668462phwoar>>140668543kek
>>140668593did you catch rach in the red dress yesterday?she looked lovely>>140668658>Nichijou.webmbut they're so alike they even look the same!
>Hung(a)ry op>Seniors tomorrow>Hako in the sand>Kyren on the front page of Wikipediawe're so unequivocally back (though we never went away)
>>140669334Yes, at final interviews along with Reanna. Every time I switched to the snooker, Koiren would miss a ball, so I was seeing it on and off not to jinx. But they made so many errors. And Koiren lost a lot of frames. It almost was like another Barry Hawkins
Collage when?
>>140670638>he doesn't know
>Judd has had a lot of success with his brother Jack as his coach>Kyren wins the WC with his brother Deano as his coachdoes anyone know if Ding has siblings?
bonjour
>>140670874Noswaith dda.
>>140669334But would marry her, she seems a proper lady unlike the gym slags that are now near me.And don't care if she is a bit on the fat side. Why is life so unfair, my gwanners?
>>140664650
you now remember kyren wilson
So will we just have a thread run all summer then? I think we did that last year and we would get like 4 posts every six hours lel>>140670638I actually think at least 2 anons said they're making it, Finland and some other UK fellow, no idea if these were jokes but I'll keep the faith
>>140672592>But I have won.
>>140672592>you now remember kyren wilsonUhh... a small hint, maybe?
WEDNESDAY - World Seniors begins at last!>12:00 (bo5)James Wattana (RIP) v Rpdmey Goggins>Followed byKen Doherty v Tyson Crinis>19:00Tony Knowles v Stuart Watson>Followed byIgor Figueiredo v Tessa Davidson
>>140674534This is the most prestigious seniors line-up ever, lmao. Any reason why Jimmy and Hendry aren't in?>Rpdmey GogginsAhh yes, the man with the 45 ast.
>>140674981Jimmy plays on ThursdayI assume Hendry isn't playing to fully focus on his comeback
>>140674534>Igor FigueiredoAlready on the seniors? When does Kebab Williams, Riggins and Ronhay join him?
Why does snooker have a summer break? It makes no sense.
>>140677303Too many flies.
>>140677615
>>140677303The drunken crowds gathering to watch it on the big screen would just be too much trouble, better to have it on in the winter when people tend to stay indoors more.
>>140677303If you’ll allow me to shitpost for a moment, it’s actually because snooker players are the laziest fucking bastards in the sporting world. I’ll concede both that even matches on the shorter end of the spectrum are longer than many other sports’ matches, and that if you do well in a tournament then you’ll be playing 4 or 5 matches in a week with not much time before the next tournament. But that’s no excuse for the 95% of the tour that are playing actual, competitive matches for a few hours every two weeks at most. I hear some of these lower ranked players say they’re looking forward to putting their cue down over the summer, and I think “you’ve barely picked it up all season anyway you indolent sod”. If WST want to up standard across the board in the bigger tournaments, then they really should have a challenge-type tour with earning opportunities happening almost every week of the year for players that want to play in them. They should be looking to keep the majority of the tour match- and competition-sharp almost all year round. It’s just not gonna happen when every other tournament is an invitational or made up of the top x number of players from the one-year list. If you consider that the qualifiers for the Home Nations tournaments wipe out nearly 64 players, that means half the tour (approximately the same half every time) are playing one competitive match each month on average. For the other 353 days of the year, they’re doing fuck all. You might think this is a gross exaggeration, but it’s not far off. Ross Muir, for example, played 25 matches last season. 3 of those were in the Championship League, and in another he potted only 1 red and then lost the match (Shppt Put). About two decent matches a month on average then. I guarantee that the rankings would sort out the talented hard-workers from the lazy fucking chaff if there were opportunities to play multiple, competitive matches with prize money on the line every week.
Q School draws are out if you want to plan out who Nüßle will lose to in the finals>https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?event=1932>https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?event=1945
>>140674534GWAN THE THAIPHOONGWAN THE DARLIN'>>140675176>comebackHeh...
Senior WC starts tomorrow. Pretty excited for that as I'm sure it will be very /comfy/.
waiting for seniors
>mfw the matches aren't bo19 to begin with
>>140679456There should be Championship League style matches every day. Bookies will fund it.
RIP James Wattana. Hearn has blood on his hands, if you know you know, the families deserve answers.
>One bong
>>140689243>
>https://cricfree.live/live/channel-5-uk
hehe time for snooker>the crowd has more people than in Saudi
>>140689524thankssince I already posted pool, I didn't want to anger polebro any further by asking for a streamwho'd have thunk that in anno domini 2011+some years we'd still have to rely on cricfree?
GWAN RACHELGWAN FOULDSYJohn Parrott... alri.
TABBY!
>Wattana's walk on musiclmao
GWATTANAGWOGGINS
>Goggins' boxers on displayvery prestigious.
>>140689859very good doppelgänger this
I think all seniors should have a shot clock when they're doing their daily tasks, 30 seconds to pay for your shopping, 30 seconds to park your car, etc
looks like goggers has slightly webbed fingersI wonder how that affects his cueing
Kendo will be at my local on the 30th May. Hyped.
>desicider>I have the thread all to myself
>5 seconds-ack!>>140690643>frame of POOLoh no no no
>>140665988Here we are then. Just logged on to /sp/ and there's already a thread up since yesterday. Thought >we would at least wait until today but I guess the no snooker blues was too much..I still have a hard time believing that Kyren Wilson actually managed to become World Champion>>140664650>>140665480Love this wild party animal (imagine the horror of seeing Mr Rob split his pants)>>140666776Thread: settled>>140667357Muhgwire confirmed for ultra based>>140668462>>140669246>>140668543I'd filler (if you know what I mean)>>140690643>Play a frame of pool with the legend>poolKendo, please
Based Wattana.
>>140690763>(imagine the horror of seeing Mr Rob split his pants)shame there isn't skinwalker party video from this year>>140690851https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1715173306267664.webmhere's a webum
>launch stream>match ends instantly
>>140690965but there's neyul
GWAN KEN
>>140690961Why are Thais so happy? Maybe we should all move there.>>140690978He shouldn't be. He should be practising.
>>140690851>>140690961Based Watta indeed>win match>immediately touched by Mr RobLosing ain't all bad tbf>>140691004For me, post-work beer. Cheers!>>140691014>we should all move thereLove Thai food, simple as
>>140690643Thought the €40 offer seemed like a great deal, but they seem to have misspelled snooker. Though to be honest I don't get the "play a frame with" stuff, surely you play one poor safety and then you get to watch them clear up?
>>14069101424/7 access to peng ladyboys
>>140690961James a cute.
>>140690978>guy in the front row wearing an American Psycho t-shirt
>screw back into the pocketImpressive desu
love are Ken i do
I wonder why there are never any old young chinese players in the seniors...
>>140689524For some reason cricfree isn't working for me today and it's not on Twitch/kick either
>>140691370Worry not! Our based friend Xiao has got us covered:>https://www.huya.com/210147
>>140691538Thanks, my nigga.GWAN KenDo
>ballrun Ken
>>140691071awful post
what's this australian kid doing in the seniors?
>it's Kendover
>>140691538>ynr Youku
>>140691967Any relation to Ben Dover?
>>140691538>>140692020based young chinese stream to the rescuecricfree works fine for me so far, apart from occasional buffering
Love to see are Fouldsy there>>140692026Kek
alriGWAN KENDO>>140692191is 'The Shirt' there?
Never in doubt!
>>140692295Unfortunately not. They want with John "Lame" Parrott instead
>pg9 oof
>Steve Albini has diedfucking helllads, I'm gonna need a hug
>>140694537Ah fuck, man... ;_; RIP in peace (obviously /sp/-related due to Neal Foulds and Steve Davis)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUBegD4_Bn4
Evening session currently on 5 Action in UK/Ireland.
>>140692295He's back! Already with such great insight as:>"Your Jimmy Whites, your Ken Doherty">>140695396GWAN TONY
>waitign for Tessa
>around 3:00 in the morning in China>Xiao is streaming anywayLoopy Chinese Player.
>>140695756Gotta love this dude
ha ha, it's tati time!
>60 behind>35 remaining>continue playingProper snooker. A miracle if he comes back. GWAN TONY
this Knowles fella looks like he could be related to Virgo>>140696089I love Tati time!
>>140696089>tati_butt_mug.jpgSomebody HAS to stop this madman!>>140696203Real confy hours>>140696565>like he could be related to VirgoPic related triggered my autism earlier
>The event is being broadcast domestically on Channel 5 for the first time[1] and by Huya TV for viewers in Asia.[6]but... but there's nothing available on matchroom.live, just pool!fucking hearnfeel like this tournament could be (even) more prestigious if they put some effort in itthank god for the chinese and their streamers, cricfree started to act up for me as well
>yeah he eats well>>140696700>ticketsFor some reason, I thought this would be free entry (it should)
MR FUCKING ROBAre Tessa up next >>140697144what race is this boy??
>>140696565>this Knowles fella looks like he could be related to Virgovirgo's brother v tucker carlson>>140697144oh that's just last years broadcasters in the picbut yeah I think they do sell tickets as wellcruce should be absolute packed when there's events like this
>>140697355>dream man.pnglmao
>>140697423>cruce should be absolute packed when there's events like this100% agreed. But as it is right now it's still funny because >>140689750>>140697355>what race is this boy??I'm not entirely sure (yet) but it seems he loves to do well and hates the opposite
THURSDAY>12:00 (bo5)Tony Drago v Michael "The" Judge>Followed byJimmy White v Chad Norman>19:00Joe Johnson v Barry Pinches>Followed byDarren Morgan v Mechawat Boomjaeng
GWAN TESSA>>140697987>Michael "The" JudgeHeh...>>140697651>
Tabby is looking healthy in her retirement
>>140699309Gold isn't the only thing that keeps its value
do the first round players get any reward?seeing that they increased the winners prize by 5k from 15 to 20k, it would only be fairwhy is it so difficult to find any reliable information about this tournament?
>>140701789>why is it so difficult to find any reliable information about this tournament?Too prestigious to just give away all its secrets for free. Other events would instantly start to imitate it.
>>140702000checked
someone posted an image of supposedly jack lisowski in like full saudi arabian dress in a previous threadwas it legitimate?
>>140703462Yes. also >page 8
>>140704211so funnybut did he do it as a joke?
>>140704256He was embracing the culture™
>>140704333well good for him, haha
>>140704211>>page 8
>>140705108nice doot
>waitign for collage
>>140706283I've started one but shall only finish it when we get the memmo we're owed
>>140706283That was my post! I have finished the collage. If the file is too big to post I will kill myself.>>140706542Please also complete your collage!
>>140707614amazing work1 million Freddos for you
>>140707614perfectI kneel...
bump
>0-3The signs were all there for us to read, but it seems he really did know les about snooker than we had thought.GWAN TONY>>140707614Quick kek, but I'll study it more thoroughly later.
>>140707614Thank you, anon
>>140707614Absolutely blessed anon. You’ve removed the no collage curse we’ve suffered this year.
>>140707614>mfwIncredible, m8>>140715893Now there's surely no way that >we will suffer again
>>140707614Based anon, it does not feel real to have a collage
It's a shame we never get to see these exhibition matches.>>140707614Fine work. /147/ is healing.
>>140716992For me, it's the YCP (f)
>>140717155I would LARGELY agree with you (haha)
>>140717306Starting to think all snooker players move to China for the summer
>>140717306Big owari da vibes from Ding here
This guy has too much power right now. How do we release snooker from Mr Rob's evil grasp?
>>140717306This was the last time they spoke as friends. Ronald is standing in the dark, Ding is standing in the light
gwantone!
>>140718412
>Judgewhat's he a judge of?
>>140707614I feel like the brave adventurers, who materialised themselves in the stinky crucible, deserve a collage of their own as wellso here it is
>>140719016>two unique collages Lovely, this makes up for last year not having one. Everything is going to be okay!
>>140719016Blessed
Anyone got a replay of the blue that jumped out of the pocket?
>>140719016Amazing, from the disappointment of not being in the one collage to having my headless body featured in another, lovely stuff.
>>140718590>ay T, I'm at the cruce>I don't know why there's so many empty seats>it's like these motherfuckers don't appreciate the old timers
>tony's crying againhaha
T H O R B U R N
>>140719677
>>140719697>Now you listen up A.J. you will never commentate and you will never be my mate, do you understand?
gwan Chad Norman
>>140707614>>140719016>Maybe now Gods will finally forgive us for the previous year and we'll be able to have nice things again, once in a while.
>>140707614if I may be so bold and meddle with a masterpiece, I just added a few little things I had saved
>>140720117Did you add some footbits?
>Jpmmy
>>140719016Beautiful! I wanted to include one of their posts in my own collage, but I only thought once it was mostly finished, and the only images I had were giant screenshots which wouldn’t have fit.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnx0DkYDXXwHere's a shitty stream.GWAN NORMAN
it's over for jimbo
norman conquest: cancelled
>>140719528>>140719677>>140719697>>140719739Top lel>>140719016Excellent work as well
>Online used car retailer Cazoo close to collapseSponsorbros...
>>140720619>2025 Mr Vegas World Championshipyou just KNOW
>>140720619>Despite its valuation in 2021, it has never made a profit. In 2022 its losses rose to £704m, from £544m the year before, and in December it restructured $630m of debt.Not that bad, surely they could add on a few more million for a couple more World Championships.
>>140720667>2025 Mr Vegas World ChampionshipWho is this Mr Vegas?
>>140720667Forgot the picture.
>>140720619b-but that's what they said last year...this is getting riyadhiculous>>140720754mr q's nemesis
>>140719721>>140719819>>140720399>>140720583The (Jimmy) White man will march on
>>140720968lelbut seriously, it's kendo's turn this year!
>>140720754>Who is this Mr Vegas?Mr Rob's cousin who is a F-Zero reporter
>>140707614The snookersexual flag made it. It is an honour. Thank you.
>>140721134Kek.>>140721288YCPRPMASTZ+
We did it, Whitebros!>>140721134lel
>jimmywinslol
Chad bros...
>>140721134lmao
>>140720754https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMPP1F45ptM
>>140721500He thinks he can exchange five World Seniors Championship titles for one World Championship title.>>140721623A gay black dude, huh.
>>140721134kekHoping Jodie does well at the Aeropolis Masters.
>>140721667>He thinks he can exchange five World Seniors Championship titles for one World Championship title.
>>140722315how many hotdogs for a Shppt-Put win?
>>140722780I think it's more of a greggs sosig roll type of a tournament
>waiting for poomjaeng
>>140723579
>>140723579>>140723747
tati sponsor!
>Tabby in the Desiboxnever thought I'd see it>>140724590kek
>WEWNot a massively exciting survey of my recent visit to the Crucible
>>140724929managed to get a poor quality screenshot
>>140724590>AnuSol
>>140724934>NongfuI have never heard of this product/service. Also, is the WST retarded? Watch sponsorships are like the most obvious thing to try and get for a sport that focuses on the players arms and wrists so much. I want to see players get a rolex for winning a triple crown, I want Jordan Brown coming out with a casio he can listen to radio 4 on.
>>140724934imagine saying all but cazoo
>>140724590*pinches*>>140724934and for me? it's Sheffield City Council
>World SeniorsWhen will someone pay respect to the young up-and-coming generation?
>>140725036>doesn't know about WEW water
>>140725267When does The Blorck starts to play on seniors to see if he finally wins something?
>>140725183lel
>>140725532>virgo just accidentally said barry hawkins instead of pincheswhat kind of meme magick is this?
The ferret on Jimmy White's head gives him an unfair advantage somehow.
joe!
/kino/ black ball from the young English player Zhou Zhon Tzun
>>140726542>Zhou Zhon Tzun
>>140707614>>140719016>>140725183Tremendous lmao
>>140726240>jimbo huwite>using illegal headminkmere rumours
I'm gonna... I'M GONNA... POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
NA NA NA NA NADECHADECHAWAT
>>140726637>tfw ywn make Tina laugh like that (except when you show her the size of your cue)>>140727135>>140727141Based Poompoomers
>>140726240>>140726983Reminder that Jimmy White never wore any hairpiece or wig.
>>140727217This is the greatest moment in snooker history lmao. Completely vaudevillian.
>>140727217>(except when you show her the size of your cue)I was playing pool!
>>140727217>>140727329>virgin fluke apologiser>chad fortune embracer
poom with the peng glasses haha
how can you not love this man
was that baipat helping poom with his practicing?
>>140727382Top lel>>140727586I thought so too
>>140727273truth>>140727615absolute madman
DDK: mentioned!
>>140725633I was not supposed to reveal my power...
THAT red from Poom
poor darren winces every time he's down taking a shot
this is more like disability snooker
>>140729115He never stood a chance. It's really tough to watch.
>they doubted Darren "Guten" Morgen
>>140729547based poom clapping for morgannever has a single frame looked so painful
nice of poomjaeng clapping his opponent winning a framegood sportsmanship
>>140729843>>140729863>that clearance from Morgan>Poom applaudingPure soul
Tati butt
NANANANANADECHAWAT
FRIDAY - Seniors quarterfinals>12:00 (bo5)Jimmy White v Igor Figueiredo>Followed byDechawat Poomjaeng v Ken Doherty>19:00Stuart Watson v Ivan Drago>Followed byBarry Pinches v James Wattana
>>140729843>I read it as "gluten" and thought he must really love bread>>140730314good post
>>140730481BASED Poom encouraging the crowd to clap for Morgan>>140730489Afternoon session should be an absolute treat
>>140730489>Ivan Dragolel>James WattanaI think you mean phangnga cup 2024 champion tong sitchoi?>>140730514it was a comfy match
>>140730489>19:00>Stuart Watson v Ivan DragoAwesome, if we have Chessboxing why not snooker boxing?
>>140731938
>4°C when I leave>20+°C when I returnI hate it.>>140730489GWAN IGORGWAN POOMERANGGWAN KEN>>140732255Heh.
Sorry for asking again as it has surely been asked, but where can this senior championship be watched? Thx
>>140739875It’s on Channel 5 over here, I think (I’m at work so I can’t watch it myself). They have a streaming service called My5, but you might need a VPN and it could be a terrible service; I’ve never used it.
>>140739875https://cricfree.live/live/channel-5-ukIt starts in an hour
>>140731938>>140732255>>>140739875>>140740677Plus there is also >>140691538 as a backup
>>140736550>I hate it.It's 15 here and I feel like I'm going to die. I'm not looking forward to Med climate Ireland at all.
Plebs. It's 24C now, max 28C , but next week it will be max of 22C . Let's go to the beach and the outside bars.I try to lure Rachel Casey to come her to the good weather, but she doesn't care :-(
dennis fucking taylor!
GWAN JIMBOGWAN IGOR>>140741674For me, it's Cliff "The Grinder" Thorburn
>>140741741jimmy's still so cool, despite being like 85
>>140742197Looks like Igor is still able to slam it in well
WhiteChads.... it's over.
Not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy!
>>140742683missing the blue! and he gets to be a pundit? what a sick joke!
Whitebois...
jimbros...
GWAN KenDoGWAN Poom
>fluken
>both Poom and Igor in>Jummy outThe effects of collage having been made are already observable.>>140740932I don't mind the temperature itself, but the amplitude of ~20 degrees is a bit too much. How am I supposed to dress for both 4 and 24? With my low resistance to cold, 4 degrees Celsius is enough for a winter coat.
kenthusiasts.. he doesn't do well
When I think of Johnstone's Paint WST Hall of Fame, I think of Luca Brecel
>>140743948Do I understand correctly, that this Johnstone dude uses MS Paint to add random jobbers to the WST Hall of Fame?
>>140743875>thingken of dancing>>140743516>Jummy outBut that's a BAD thing>>140743948https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtgV4tomWIk&ab_channel=WSTSome based comments in there
desicider!>>140743961it's actually john stone
>>140744310>desicider!
>>140744024>Some based comments in there
kenback!
KEN: IN!>>140744454For me, it's @user-gg1cg6uz6v
BIG BREAK KENDOalso >that hug
>Friday afternoon>"midweek afternoon"What did Mr Rob mean by this?>>140744494Pure soul
https://seniorsnooker.com/some nice quality photos from the seniors
Based Ken, never in doubt>>140744627>What did Mr Rob mean by this?I can only assume he's about to go on such a mad bender that Friday will basically qualify as midweek
>>140744627>>140745204rob just went accidentally off script thereit's not like the seniors wouldn't be a real event with real players, instead of paid actors and cgi audience hahawhen they say live, it's live, ok?
You now remember Mark Selby>>140745204>>140745406Kek (we have to stop noticing things!)>>140745235C U T E. I love the Thaigang
>>140746184>zesty lemons.jpgwew
>>140746184>Mark SelbyWho? Is he playing in the Seniors Championship?
>>140746184when life gives you lemons...
GWAN Tony Drago(n)>>140746582>>140747861>lemonlady.jpgI love lemons so much, bros>>140746747D-Delete this
GWAN TATI>>140746184>>140747861must... not... bust... (jargon)
for me? it's Gwan Tati (to the lap)Watson looks like a lego man
Drago is still a joy to watch. No nonsense cueing.
>>140748437>>140748463Tatiana single-handedly earning the income for the Woollaston household
>>140748463He looks amazingly plain. I wonder how often I'd need to see him to be able to recognize him from his face alone.
>>140748463>Watson looks like a lego manto me he looks like trent reznor with tucker carlson's hairor daniel brühl with darker hairhe's one of those people with a face that resembles all sorts of people>>140748766>I wonder how often I'd need to see him to be able to recognize him from his face alone.this so muchI've forgotten what he looks while writing this post
>>140748700>Tatiana single-handedly earning the income for the Woollaston householdBen is cover in shame. Should commit Sudoku.
>>140748700>Tati is in the Desibox>Ben is currently posting holiday photos in ViennaHmmmmmm, what ever could this mean?
>>140748700wouldn't mind being ben haha>>140748906>ben is out of the picturehaha, time to move to leicester>>140748989idk, but I'm liking this development
looks like it's the year of the drago
>>140749165>same year as Ding's yearCoincidence?
>>140749095>rachel reading the bonk list.pngAnd that's just the Portubro chapter
>senior zest
>Wat son
>>140749359I don't think there's enough paper in the world to print it out>>140749420oh boy, imagine what it will be like in a few years
>>140749475Wew, those last few balls from Watson were pretty noice though>>140749420>>140749523Top kek
gwan stwart, give us a decider
https://twitter.com/WorldSeniors/status/1788954204930797768A L I S H A
>>140749744I have missed this voice of an angel :3>Cliff "He is dancing, dancing" Thorburn
>>140749523>in a few yearsPeople don't age that fa- Oh wait, it's snooker.>>140749615>Wew, those last few balls from Watson were pretty noice thoughIt seemed like most of his shots were either complete shit or great with nothing in-between.>>140749902>I have missed this voice of an angel :3I too missed Dennis.
Nice skillshot by Watson.Tony's AST must be one-digit. He's already cuing before the balls stop moving.
>the city of WatsonKind of feel bad for him>>140750007>I too missed Dennis.:^)
>stuart fucking watson
tony nooo
I had the interview turned down but thought I heard Drago talk about seppuku? Then Rachel says "Such a character". Hope I heard it wrong.
>>140750821>>140750857>Rachel, you know that batting this light bulb is the only thing that cheers me up after missing those pots!
>>140750857now there's conversation killer right thereyou can almost see the script catching fire live on airhow do you follow up that kind of a confession?
>>140750857>thought I heard Drago talk about seppuku?based puzzlel enjoyer
>>140751001kek
>dechawat poombaffs virgo
>>140745235>3 Thais and a boy So... 4 boys.
>>140751750
>>140750857wouldn't be an interview with a snooker player without mention of suicide
Some of the crowd seem livid the game has gone on so late. Oh I hope for a Wattana comeback.
>>140751867Why are females refs like this. ? Desi let's the balls slip, this one puts the green of the final sequence again. Michaela Tabb also mixing the balls .
>>140752148It is adorable and it makes us like them even more. Unless they are ugly.
>>140752148
FYI. 155.000 € per year to Tatiana? Ben is pimping hard. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D-Qcql8VI2Y
S E T T L E D
Hope Barry pinches the spot on the end of his ear.
5Action just went to an ad break while there is a frame ongoing. Wtf
NA NANANANAWATTANA, WATTANA>>140752875ikrcan't wait to watch all the cremation services ads
GORN BARRY
Absolutely Pinched
Was that Alan Warriner-Little in the front row? Should have paid more attention.
SATURDAY - Semifinals>12:00 (bo7)Igor Figueiredo v Tony Drago>15:00Barry Pinches v Ken Doherty
could've done with a bit more snooker tbqh
Canarybros, we STAY winning
>>140753125>Barry Pinches v Ken DohertyThis is a proper “behind-closed-doors Home Nations qualifier in the Morningside Arena during the 2021/22 season” match if ever I’ve seen one. Mad to think that such quality is forced to play in the seniors event now. Shows how strong the young players are coming through on the pro tour.
Does the winner of the seniors get a tour card? I know they get Champion of Champions.
I need Snooker 19 players
>>140753363I doubt they do this year, since it's not clearly stated anywhere>>140753758>I need Snookerme too lad
tatibump
-polishm. I can't fucking spell, fick it but ja :)
Hey west brits, anything to say? I didn't think so :)
The untermenschen know who they are, and so do I...
West brits exposed. Mission accomplished.
SS RUC. Goodnight f*****ts :)
One more. Fuck this world:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jJxkwIEUp4
>>140754698You now remember Mark Tofu.
Good morning lads, how are we? Any other island folk get to see the Northern Lights last night? Was up at midnight on a deck chair looking up at them. Proper Iceland stuff. Felt like pic related
>>140763927Alri, couldn't see anything, but then the light pollution in my area is terrible.
>>140752148Tinaposter once again proven right>>140752211I love clumsy refs (especially a certain female one)>>140753125GWAN KEN>>140754698>>140763261I miss him ngl
BBC2 snooker schedule from 1988, found on Twitter. Back in the days when David Icke presented it.
alrihayfever is kicking my arse, will lemons help?
>>140765398>David Icke>it's realI wonder what he would have to say about Mr Rob
GWANTONE>>140765398>David Ickelol, lmao>>140765788heh, I've been eating antizestamines since early april
alright lads ?btw what's all this talk about tony drago being suicidal ? everyone's talking about it. it's bit sad isn't it, being suicidal, so I hope he wins this tournament
>>140765911>it's bit sad isn't it, being suicidalIt doesn't have to be
>>140765788Chase the dragon
Former world number 3, Neal 'Fouldsy' Foulds
>>140765911I think his mum's been unwell
looks like this is going to be a good match
when's Jimmy "the Whirlwig" White?
>>140766065fucking lol>>140766111she died didn't she?
>>140766446apology for poor englishwhen were you when jimmy wite dies?i was sat at home eating lemons when rachel ring‘jimmy is kill’‘no’
>>140766644Very unwell then I guess
>>140766661>when rachel ringportubro's wet dream
settle the drago
>>140766111>>140766644>>140766687
>>140766927Funny bcs today on the bus have seen one that looks like Tatiana. Same face, same eyes, nose bit different, bit ass. Inside a black suit and blonde hair would pass as her sister. If the bus wasn't too crowded would have taken a picture to prove I am not lying.But my heart belongs to Rachel. Come here my love, weather is awesome. Come here to sit on my face and piss on me.
>
I miss Michaela's accent. She has the nice Scottish one, not that rough IRN-BRU one. The farmer in Emmerdale has it too (Not that I would watch that sort of thing, heh).
It's not looking good for the Drago(n)
tonebrose... it's not looking good...>>140767228ʰᵃʰᵃ *bonk*
I G O R T U R Y
I G O R T U R Yfor me, it's his slampiggy
>Drago falling overFucking hell, had me scared for a second there
>that chair falllelwhy is this tournament so comfy?
sovl
>>140752236What the fuck is that video? The video sections at the bottom don't even get Proletina Velichkova's name right. Who is Novella Chavkova?
>>140767719>>140767726100% blessed. Love these old niBBas like you wouldn't believe
>>140767715>If only you knew how far we've fallen.
>you will never beat Drago in the prestigious (Seniors) World Championships at the Cruce while your wife takes selfies in the crowd
>>140764394That might have been them. I went out twice to look for the Northern Lights, and both times I thought, "I can't see shit with all this light pollution that I've never noticed before." Maybe the Northern Lights are just not that impressive?
>I'll be with my mother tomorrow>/147/ says she's dead>worry.jpg
>>140767817>>140767844>mfw
>>140767811what a lovely picture>>140767899lel
GWAN KenDo!
>this frame
>Kevin Painter and Richie Howson in the crowd
>>140769463
>>140769587
>>140769463>try to swat fly with hand>""accidentally"" miss and slap Tati's butthaha oops!!
>>140769762>>140769587dtjpp
>>140769587>>140769762
>>140769587Lel, pretty sure I've read this manga before.
Pinches: settled (possible Pinchback happening)
>>140769762>you pinch, we lynchfitting
>>140770079It's over for us Pinchers...
>>140770401nothing can stop kendo now
>waitign for snooker
>>140769587Is Gnelf in command of the fly?
>>140771815Gnelf is always in command>>140770475I'm afraid that Igor has some extra motivation this tournament>>140770532>two matches on Saturday afternoon>none in the eveningBravo
>>140767851>Maybe the Northern Lights are just not that impressive?They are not. Seen live in Iceland. Dark green bandsbor patches. Do you guys remember those remember the old bottles of wine that were a very dark green? Same colour. And against the night sky, fugged about it. . What you see in the photos are with professional cameras a and a lot of exposure
For me? it's watching the UK P**l Championship for Desi>>140769762I've just now noticed that her bag is vastly different between frames. Matt Groening is a hack fraud.
>>140770401Pity, Barry pinches seem a decent guy.
>>140772275I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder>it's watching the UK P**l Championship for DesiPure dedication
>>140765791Oh it's real alright.
>Find a funny Gnelf meme to make>Can't post it until a specific thing happensGonna be a long summer.>>140764394>>140767851Your camera picks them up much better than your eye tbf. I live in cow Ireland so had no light pollution except for the moon being a bastard, gonna get some more shots this evening if the clouds stay away.
>>140771815gnelves can summon wild animals to aid them, but I wouldn't go as far as to say they control them>>140772135not true! I've seen some really bright green and purple and spiky! taking a photo did them no justice (I'm a bad photographer anyway)
>>140773873>but I wouldn't go as far as to say they control themOne man can>>140773507>Can't post it until a specific thing happensNow I'm curious
>>140774697>Now I'm curiousAll I need is somebody to be angry at Gary Wilson like after losing a match or something like that. Otherwise I can't actually finish the meme lel
>tfw thought the final was tonight (i.e. now)
>>140775051What are we doing instead? For me, it's catching up on sumo news before the basho starts tomorrow. Neither Bing (ham) or Murphy seem to have taken up the mawashi yet, which is always a disappointment.
>>140773507I've been sitting on a (really bad) Jegg meme for over a year and a half now, and it's taken so long that a very similar meme has already been made for a different player. I can't post it until he wins a ranking event, which should be any day now..
>>140664650Wtf
I still have a hard time dealing with the fact that this picture is not fully relevant anymore>>140775051To add insult to injury, the final tomorrow is only bo9 frames.>>140775261Based sumo enthusiast.>Neither Bing (ham) or Murphy seem to have taken up the mawashi yetCurrent rikishi breathe a sigh of relief>What are we doing instead?For me? Watching 90s Japanese wrestling and the arrers.
>>140775261What are we doing instead? For me, it's getting my camera ready for the Northern Lights tonight and maybe, possibly, starting a new book.>>140775901>I can't post it until he wins a ranking event, which should be any day now..Wait, if you've been sitting on it for a year and a half and need Ju->JeggOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, poor bastard lol
Pellew
>>140774697top gnelf>>140775261for me, it's the alan mcmanus podcast>>140778674baized & pellewpilled
>>140775261I don't want to brag, but my kappa won a sumo competition.
>>140780035is it a ranking competition?
>>140780035>All of the /ar'/ lad energy has been siphoned to sumo this entire time
>>140784759>*steals her triangle*heh... nothing personnel, Desi
>>140785166>foul, desislava bozhilova, 4 points
Less than 5 hours until snooker. But then it's the >waiting for us.>Q School>number of players: 167Do they now have to go to Saudi for Q School?>>140780212Please, refer to >>140704211>>140780550For its crimes, kappa's punishment is death by watermelon.
Oi University Challenge lad, you in m8? Help me settle an argument - how many correct answers per episode do you usually get on average if you're watching from home?
Pity Eurosport dosent do the transmission. Also how come a fat fuck like Igor has such a beautiful waifu? Not fair my gwanners in arms.
Ken Doherty is easy money if you're a degenerate gambler.
Enjoy this obviously /sp/ related webm in the remaining one hour until snooker.>>140794177"Easy money" is among the top 5 favourite phrases of people whose next words are often "afternoon, my good man, I'd like to sell a house, and time is of the essence".
>>140794177>Ken Doherty is easy moneyNothing is straight forward with Ken, he's Irish after all, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory is our thing.
>>140776371Did you get any good pictures?>>140778674>>140779544(yeah, he does well)>>140792804>For its crimes, kappa's punishment is death by watermelon.Nooooo!>>140794177With the way that Igor has played, I wouldn't be so sure
>>140794422>Did you get any good pictures?Not last night unfortunately, too cloudy and I think it passed us by up here. Got a good load the night before though, but unfortunately the stars are visible and no doubt some schizo could dox me from that lel. I did get a nice picture of the moon, though.
good luck to the Canarychad(s)
>>140794471>the stars are visible and no doubt some schizo could dox melel, looks like you're not the only one to think this way >>140784201
Giving my energy to Ken and the Canaries
>>140794837Paranoid minds think alike lel. I'm seething tbqh because you could see a lot of the mountains in my photos and the sea, pure kino. I could almost see Willie and Paul looking down
>>140794471>>140794880>unfortunately the stars are visible and no doubt some schizo could dox me from that lelI'd be much more worried about someone just identifying the mountains, getting accurate stellar altitudes from a single uncalibrated image sounds pretty difficult. And even if you can get those you'd still need to measure lunar distances to figure out the time when the image was taken.Basically it sounds like a fun problem.
ROB FUCKING WALKERGWAN KENGWAN IGOR>>140794471>and no doubt some schizo could dox me from thatKek, understandable.
If Ken wins the seniors he will have the greatest claim to being the GOAT than anyone else btw>>140794971Ireland is full of stupid little hills and mountains, I'd honestly think it would be harder to identify where I lived based off that then the stars and moon and the sea. Although I'm not a sailor so who knows lol.
LEO!>>140794880>I could almost see Willie and Paul looking downthey were, lad, they were
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
K E N T U R Y>>140795156Top lel
>frame begins before the ad break is oververy uncomfy
>>140795156Kek.
A S S E N T O U
Thought this was starting at 1pm. Oops.
By the way:>https://www.twitch.tv/bort353
>>140795218>seniors qt
reckon Figgy could still do well on the main tour
>>140795603he's much better than jak jones that's for sure
>>140795588Truly the most based tournament
>>140795603
>>140795156heh.. now it's playing in my head>>140795218>>140795588*right click**save as*
>>140795586>bort
>Shot Of The TournamentFor me, it's Ken's escape (shot D)>>140795866Based qt saver>>140795899Kek
Snooker loopy mentioned by commentary in the Norwich - Leeds game lel
>Ken D'oh!
Uh, Kenlads... There IS a logical explanation for this, right?
>Ken DONErty
>>140796187>>140796374>>140796387It's not looking good
ken needs to retire
>>140796187lel>>140796374he's just being crafty
can someone at WST explain why Leo Rapscallion always gets the best gigs instead of young J Pellz?
>>140796456>Leo Rapscallion
Ken pls>>140796405>tfw to crafty too craft frames>>140796456>mfw "Leo Rapscallion"
The comeback is on. Gwan Ken.
Never underestimate the motivation of a Brazilian man doing it for slampig wife. Ken stood no chance.Well done, Igor.
This kills the Ken
>>140796585>The comeback is on.
w-woah...
A fine final match of the season, but we needed a decider.>can't be a pro, because he doesn't have enough moneyThe state of snooker.
Snooker is finished.this is now an Abi thread.
>Thank you GodBased Igor!>>140796783For me, it's her
>>140796821low test
>>140796821high standard
>>140796813
>the dacia ad they show every ad break has a catchy bossa nova songit's as if they tried to tell us the winner in advancesomeone check odds
>>140796807>A fine final match of the season>>140796813>Snooker is finished
>>140796783Igor (he does well)
>>140796904Speaking of which... >>140794177
>>140796821>>Thank you Godwhich snooker god did he mean?>>140796943lel>>140796960oh no no NO NO
>>140796904>a catchy bossa nova song
>>140797116great series, need to rewatch it
ynr snooker
>>140797495I hope they make one for Thai and Chinese women too one day.
>>140797495>Two weeks>I'm already shaking and paranoidI should have never took the loopy pill
>>140797340it's a great showthe episode where they go to the Chinese buffet together is literal kino
EFLchads, think I'm in a coma after watching that
>>140797495
>>140798750A week has passed.
>>140793465I haven't watched it for years, I'm afraid. But it depends where in the series you're watching; it's easy to romp the first round (I know I lost, but when you're at home you get to answer the other team's bonus questions too, and there's no buzzer, so that inflates your score) but by the semi-finals and the final, the questions are much harder and you should be proud if you only get a handful right. People who say they don't know a single answer are either really bad at quizzes, or they stop watching after two minutes and miss the ones that most people would know.
>>140798356why is hendry chinese
>>140797003>which snooker god did he mean?Considering his slampiggy wife, he probably thanked Large Martin, the God of Indulgence.>>140796943>>140798750lel>>140797495Time to rest in the zestpod until then
500 is for Hako's birthday, because we probably won't have a thread on the 18th.Happy birthday, Hako!
>bump limitn-no>>140797712take some Lemon Dandy
waitign for snwcer
>>140796783Pregnant I think? They married in November
>>140796893
>>140798356my favourite line, possibly of any comedy, is 'a genderless burger experience'
>>140800067>>140800352>>140800595
Tina
>DIOGO JOTA vs SHAUN MURPHYyou what
>>140799882>Large Martinjej>>140798750lmao>>140801226or just well fed
>>140804256Next, a football game between Diogo Jota and S. Murphy Btw nice boobs Sean. You trying to compete with Rachel?
>>140804256good lord I hate morphy
>>140804360>or just well fedSomething there on the islands that architects the females that land there...
>>140804256
new thread in the morning, yeah?we need to discuss the British Women's Open
Ahem. World Senhores Champion
Hako.I-If something very important happens and, want it or not, you have to make a thread, don't forget about /147/ in the title. Even off season I check daily. A couple of times.*muffled "snooker loopy nuts are we" in the distance*
