Heh my boy Rayinz... just needed more time...
>even bottled keeping your shanty containment thread alive
>DSLcuck basically camping for the threadKWABOTY
>>140676746spawn killing arsewogs is part of city dna
>>140676746Surprised he didn't make his own thread. Or maybe he did. I wouldn't know.
>>140677128this is my thread
nuff a dem know i got the wing on lock doh
>duckayo quacker
>>140677268yes it is true you are the most regular poster in the arsenal thread
>>140677923never say i don't support our satellite teams
can’t lie bros we’re in so comfy timesThe team is improving so much, and every other club is in shamblesJust look at united, liverpool, chelsea and spudsDreadfulPeople said last season was a fluke and our one chance to win anything, but we’re clearly here for the futureI can’t wait for next season lads, hope we can do it this season of course, but we’re going to be immense next season
>>140677283Do you legit think this gimmick is funny?Honest question.
>>140676505>>140676943>>140677268>>140678136shouldn't your team be playing tomorrow? why are you focusing on a team with no asterisk CL's?
>>140678517its a lyric from English rapper Giggs>Senpai, I've got these bitches on lock doh
>>140678390if we smash utd at Old Trashford by multiple goals, the season will be worth it
>>140679155true, i hope it's like that liverpool away game where they went 4 or 5 nil up at HT
>>140676505kik? seriously i've been dreaming of seeding you hun
Would you take FDJ?
>>140680306No. He would be perfect in the Jorginho role *but* I don't think that's the right profile for this midfield. Odegaard and Rice the level is so high. We need that third midfield player to be a near perfect addition. FDJ would be a lot of slick sideways passing, doesn't take this team to another level.
First for anime AND pummeling United at Old Trafford this weekend.
>>140680519It's either him or zubimendi but it looks like zubimendi is off to rmd with xabi alonso next season and there aren't any other players who'd be available in that position off the top of my head.
I was laughed at for thinking Havertz would flourish as a firmino type forward
If fulham take points from city, united take points from us, if citywinslol, wewinlol
>>140676411This shitter is the third gk for Spain lmao the state of Arsenal and the eplel
>>140681006I am sure arsenal will not sign FDJ or Zubimendi. I would be willing to bet money on it. just seems too unlikely to me. Bruno G or Onana from Everton are more likely I think. >>140682078would maybe care if Unai Simon wasn't no.1
>>140682078Nobody except the club PR consoomers seriously wants dwarfid Gaya to be the #1 next season. Match-going fans have been against him since day 1.
Assessing players on how likely they are to play in a CL finalSaka - Makes the cutOdegaard - Makes the cut Havertz CF/LCM - Guaranteed starter /OutJorginho - BenchPartey - OutMartinelli - BenchJesus - OutTrossard - Guaranteed starter Rice - Makes the cut Tomi/Kiwi/Zin - Bench/Out/OutGabriel - Makes the cutSaliba - Guaranteed starter White - Guaranteed starter Gaya - BenchGuimaraes and Sesko may not be enough to improve this squad. We have 4 guaranteed starters while we need at least 8
>Szcz’s wage demands are too highSad, would’ve been kino to have him as a cheerleader in the squad
How in the fuck the last thread died while there's a whole ass mental ward of hidden posts constantly bumping threads?
>>140686945If this is true then understandable, he's on 200k a week with one more year on his deal.
Oh shit hahaha, Guimaraes' chant is>Oh Bruno’s fucking magic,>He wears a magic hat,>He could’ve signed for Arsenal,>But he said ‘no fuck that’https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SrbEmwB-ausNow this deal worth 100m+
Every chant sounds like shit when you compare it to waka waka
>>140687513True. Best feeling ever when they play the real one when the match is over if Kai's had a good game.
>>140681337Worst ending possible ..
>>140687513Tbh it sounds like shit in the Emirates because different parts of the crowd are out of sync so it becomes an incomprehensible mess. It works well when the away fans sing it though.
>>140687401you could sing that chant for most premier league players, nobody wants snubsenal
>>140684960Trossard - Havertz - SakaRice - Jorginho - OdegaardTimber - Gabriel - Saliba - WhiteRaya
>would you take *players that'd never sign for your shite club*>well no because you see *reddit blog*lmao
On this day in 2002, Arsenal won the league at the other shithole
>talk about major trophies won by city>you have to go back a few months. >talk about major trophies won by varsenal>suddenly you're in the george W. bush era
how many red card tackles from havertz this weekend?
>>140689428as many as dicks sucked by havertz this weekend (4)
It's rather fitting that the most prolific poster in the gay gooner general is DSL.
>>140689503typical of arsewog to try and change horses mid race
>>140689503Well he's not just gay, he's more your Barry Bennell-sort.
I could see nketiah doing a job at OT. Get him a start Artetter.
>>140689676I want to cum on her lips
>>140689539your commentary on rapists would be more appropriate if one didn't lead your shit midfield
>>140689765Look at how everything around her head distorts. Be careful with your wishes, my friend.
>>140689428Bro wtf
>>140689389I remember this night. A great one.
>>140690231>fat>bald>half have glassesno wonder these losers all died in their forties and got replaced by rwandans
>>140689926Based trust but verify poster.
Remember at one point Arteta's Arsenal was at 15th? At that period were you Arteta out?
if you had to pick between bruno or isak, which would you want in the team? Personally I feel more people can do what bruno does than Isak
>>140689389>Tired legs in him? You better not believe it
just back from my holiday in bosniayou're not winning the league, sorry, haaland and debruyne are in form again
>>140690535I would pick guendouzi and nicolas pepe
from that leaker guy: "Wants a versatile forward over a traditional 9 // Isak next to no chance but Arteta loves // N.Williams wants £300k pw // Neto unlikely (injuries) // Spoken to Olise’s camp, unlikely but not ruled out"WELP
>haha you are not winning the leaguemate your shit team aint winning it either
>>140691326>N.Williams wants £300k pwNo way that’s real, Saka’s potential bench warmer wants to be paid more than Saka?
>>140691420I think he's on 200k right now. Would love a 50% salary increase moving from my job, dayum.
>>140691461There is 0% chance someone who plays for bilbao is getting paid that much
>>140691461>on 200k at Bilbao>only scored 4 goals in La Liga this seasonDoubt, but if that’s true then he’s robbing them blind.
>>140691419im glad being a joined loser makes you feel better x
>>140691533>>140691535https://www.capology.com/player/nico-williams-37449https://www.mundodeportivo.com/us/en/20240306/680700/chelsea-targets-athletic-bilbao-s-nico-williams-in-strategic-summer-transfer-move.html#:~:text=At%2021%20years%20old%2C%20Williams,dollars%20after%20taxes%20in%20Spain.https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2024/03/06/chelsea-transfer-news-athletic-bilbao-nico-williams/He's on 200k pretax looks like?
for me it's when ukrainian arsewog had a mini tantrum over someone spelling arseanal without a capital a
>>140678517I enjoy the gimmick
>>140691326so in a nutshell >we aren’t signing anyone of the aforementioned players, not too worried, Arsenal’s second or third choice options turned out pretty well.
How would Mudryk improve the wing position if he actually went to Arsenal?Trossard is truly a hidden underrated gem
>>140691326These are the players that fans have been pushing for so basically there's no chance we go for them. Look at our transfers in the last two windows and tell me which ones were on our radar before the interest was announced by a tier 1.> Rice> Havertz> Raya> Timber> Trossard> Kiwior> Jorginho
>>140692320Pace just pace
>>140692320Power of anime
Ok, with Nico Williams being on 200k pw and Olise choosing the easy way of being a starter at United i'm hereby starting my jump on Takefusa Kubo train.1) 52m pounds release clause - doable2) plays left and right wings, and basically every other attack position3) Arsenal will have japanese market on lockdown with him and Tomiyasu4) Has typical mentality of a japanese athlete - super high work ethic, no bullshit on or off the pitch5) Another "fix him" story of a wonderkid who didn't make it at Real for Arteta
>>140692909kek and now i'm racist because google gave me photo of Tomiyasu and Mitoma ahahaha
>>140692909>>140692928loving these diary entries, ukrainian anne frank over here
>>140692928>>140692909top kek
Arteta give Tomi a friend
>>140692909>Poland - won over>Italy - locked>Japan - twice over (with Kubo [spoiler]or Mitoma[/spoiler])>Brazil - you know it>Chile - still>Ukraine - yes>England - done>Ireland - yup>Scotland - still>Wales - now and forever>the UK - true>Spain - yes>half of Africa - lifelongs already>other half of Africa - Inshallah>the US - been done>the Heavens - true>Germany - yes>France - yes>Scandi - skålAre >we the massivest yet?
>>140678390>The team is improving so much>not even half the time in 1st as last season>perspective of no titles, trophies and honoursHow you reckon?
>>140693456>yetAlways have been
>>140693456>/sp/ - eternally
>>140693456>emirates cup - in the bag>manager of the month - pocketed>golden glove - secured>best pitch award - on the saddlegoddamn it feels good to be the third best club in londonistan
>>140690475Yes. And anyone who says they weren't at that point is either lying or they're a plain hooplehead.
When’s the new home kit being announced?
>>140693673>15th place - no trophies>2nd place - no trophiesif you lot weren't a literal pubside you'd understand you're equally as shit
>>140693456If you include Arsenal B then you can put the Netherlands/Morocco in that list too.
>>140690475No, everyone needs time to take out the trash and build their own squad.
>>140693474Don’t you think this team is better than last season?
>they're still seething about the mudryk snub snubbedy snubbing
>>140693474We were only first for so long last season because we avoided playing City until the second half of the season, and because we ended up playing a few fixtures earlier than City because the World Cup and the Queen's death fucked up the scheduling. It looks like we're going to get more points this season too. The only way you could argue that we've regressed is that our attack isn't as fluid as it was at the very start of last season. But that's largely down to teams realising that we're not shit anymore and defending more deeply. And despite that, we're still racking up more massive victories this season whereas last season we would just defend a 2 goal lead by subbing on Rob Holding.
>>140689676The last time he scored an away goal in the Premier League was apparently December 31st 2022. The last time he scored an away goal in general was in a meaningless game against PSV in December 2023.I want him to do well but holy shit Eddie is too much of a fraud. Just way too much of a fraud.
>>140689676>me - the cat>girl - dls posting itt
>>140693812>I-if we play stoke football against city and avoid losing SURELY we win t-the leNOPE kek
>>140676411This shit is rigged
>>140692346I wanted TrossardIt took that dummy Boehly hijacking the Mudryk deal for it to happen
>>140694173are you a VPN, paki, or an actual kuwaiti?
>>140693746Yeah, mate, I am asking about your thoughts, not my own, as I happen to kinda know them.>>140693812>muh CityPls stop.>muh points tallyOnly matters how many you need to end up in first, la. Fergie did it with, what, 83? And 97 weren't enough as well.GD could be used as a valid indicator, but since it's mentioned now, Norgeanon will have to come up with something else lmao.>muh Rob Holding>mfw I used to rate Rob "Bob" "Robbie" "Bobbie" "Holdini" "Baldini" "Abracadabrini my Hair a Transplantini" "Balding" Holding as a "good enough" first-to-be-subbed-in benchwarmerUgh...
>>140694683mindbroken
>>140689389>SylvestreUp there with the likes of Gallas, Squillaci, Luiz, and Mustafi
>Mustafi>Kolasinac>HoldingWe were in the trenches
The way Bayern and Madrid are playing makes me wonder if we should fire Arteta and bring in somebody like Tuchel, I mean our players are better than Bayern's but we don't play nearly as fluidThen again Bayern have choked the league for the first time in years so perhaps it's a UCL ting and just a different game
>>140694683You sound like an insufferable prick.
Was highly pessimistic about spuds, and yet we won.I don't know about Old Trafford. I guess they are a dismal team without >Maguire. Amrabat should be beating off in a North African internet café, far away from the football pitches of the world.Sell Kamikazee; Bumsdale, Nshetiah, Shartey, Shit Rowe, and other shitters/crocks/limbo players. Getting Sczs as a second keeper would've been brilliant. Guimaraes would be a terrific signing.
>>140697632>getting Sczc backmakes my dick hard
>>140697632i am once again shilling to somehow seduce brahim diaz to join us because he's such a good player and he shouldnt be warming the bench. he's better all around player than fdj and we can get him cheaper than guimares. make declan the official 6 and diaz plays LCM
it would be kinda funny if that buyern side went on to win it
2 bad nights against Villa and at the Allianz or else we'd have walked to a double. Terrible
We were better than this Bayern team. Not by much, but we were better.
GOL
>>140699888>>140699876I swear if White scored that 1on1 Arsenal would have gone and won the first league like 4:0 easily.
If they give that goal it will be the most riggi shit ever.
>old man neuergrim
If Raya made a mistake like that, the Indian man would be calling for his assassination
Sad for Neuer
The football Satan Perez needs to be stopped.
Why in the fuck he took off Kane ahaha
>>140701601yeah, typical tuchel, no wonder they want to sack him
revenge for the not given Saka penalty.
The Bernabeu is just black magic at this point
>bauernkek, good riddance.
>>140701201Only an Arsenal goalkeeper could keep 15 clean sheets, only concede 24 goals, and still have the fans criticizing him. This is the result of switching keepers every two years instead of just committing to one keeper and letting him grow.
fucking hell, kane is cursed as fuckbritbros, you guys need to do something or else you would never win shit international
>i-imagine if>we could have>if only>maybe next time w-weKWAB you will NEVER EVER win the champions league, shitters
buyern kinda got robbed there at the end
Death to Bayern and all their subhuman fans
>>140702738yeah i dont like them butidk man, that shit was kinda rigged for varid as wellwhat the fuck was that all about at the end there
They should have checked the goal. >Bayern Hotspur
>>140702814They owe Arsenal and Saka a penalty, so fuck them
>>140702814i think it was correctly ruled as offside
kek, get fucked Buyern
>>140703029don't they usually let it play out nowadays like in the prem, and then disallowed later?i was honestly shocked to see ref blew that early
The goal couldn't be checked because the ref had blown the whistle before It happened.
>>140703012aaabooobooo
>>140703144yeah the linesman kinda choked there, he shoulda let the play continue and let var deal with it, but i think it was the correct decesion anyway
we should have gotten a thousand penalties in each of the dozens and dozens and dozens of cl campaigns we choked in! and a million in the past 20 embarrassing premier league campaigns! #justice4daniel #theswordismightierthanthepen
Sure it's funny, but Kane is now going into the Euros depressed as fuck and we're not winning that...He should have at least got the Bumdesliga
>>140703502do they have any cup left? the prem still have the FA finals to play for example
>>140703595they're already out of the dfb-pokal, neverkusen is in that final so xhaka literally cucked kane out of the cup and the bundes. kane is cursed without a doubt.
>>140703595yeah the most important one of all the emirates cup
>>140703692another semi finish for england then
>>140703502at least you have a great team wirth plenty of depth. Our best players for the NT got injured this season and we got even more injuries pilling cup.
How would the World react to this?
JUST
>>140703836don't they usually condense the format so that players who score more than one goals only appear one but has multiple timestamp after their names?
>>140703836You'd do Manure a favor, because 10Hag would get sacked imminently
>VAR didn't even check that Buyern golHow rigged can a match be?
>>140703836we have won ONLY ONCE in the last 15 matches or so in the old toilet, we need to cut the delusions out of our fanbase, IMMEDIATLEY.
>>140703909VAR can't do anything about it. The whistle had already been blown. Anything that happens afterwards is entirely meaningless.
>>140703836personally I'd enjoy the /mug/ and then celebrate my fourth title in a row
>>140703930i heard the same stat regarding winning at white shart lane, it doesnt matter now desu
>>140703930literally means nothing
>>140703502I have watched a few Bayern buli games as well as this CL run. His general play has fallen of a cliff. He is not playmaking anymore. His goal numbers are as good as ever but he is not leading the team/attack like he used to. It could be a good thing if Kane doesn't drop deep allowing Bellingham/Foden etc. to excel in the 10 space, but its unlikely. Bellingham has stunk in this Madrid CL run as well though, which doesn't bode well for the euros too.
>>140704571>saka is meh>kane is shit>bellingham is meh>mcguire injured>lames maddison on spuds>white not in the teamIT'S NOT COMING HOME BRO
>>140704636>saka is meh he is top 3 RW's in world football, look at his game vs Spurs recently. England's problem is how imbalanced the squad is. If we are talking about Mainoo CM then you can see a soft core to supposedly English football's 'golden generation'. Players like Palmer, Foden, Saka, Gordon are class. But there are holes all over e.g. still relying on Shaw at LB.
>>140703836>>140703930It'll be a tedious 1-1.
>>140704902lmfao
>>140703899Surely they'd not do such a thing right before the final, innit. And they'd _never_ sack Ten Hag after he wins the cup, for which I pray daily Inshallah.>>140703930I mean, not destroying this shitty Manure side at least by four and keeping the sheet clean is going to be an embarrassment, simple as.>>140703966>The whistle had already been blownMakes one wonder how is it, that the fraud refs let the play continue for minutes after the most obvious and blatant, miles-off offsides all the time (wasting my time as if to spite me personally), but with something like this they immediately go to blow the fricking whistle.
Anthony Taylor for the final?LOLLMAO
>>140704279literally means everything, this is real football not fifa. need i remind you good lads here of what were you saying(a swedish flag specifically) before the bayern match? and how did that end for us? arsenal sqaud is much better than man utd(and bayern for that matter) but the occasion should never be underestimated as players play nervy and anxious under the pressure. we're much better than this spuds side but we still almost chocked a 3 goal lead.
>>140703966>The whistle had already been blown. And that's because the ref was mental there too. He could've blew the whistle when Ruddiger seemed to be offside too during the 2nd Madrid goal but he waited for VAR to check it out. It was unironically a legit Buyern goal but oh well
>>140705991>It was unironically a legit Buyern goalProbably wouldn’t have scored if Madrid players didn’t stop playing
>>140706095Yeah 'probably'
>>140705682There is no pressure on Arsenal, even if they win all their matches, they still need Shitty to drop points.They will beat Manure, whether you want to keep doomposting or not.
>>140706363no one is doomposting, ur just delusional as most of >our fanbase unfortunatly are. you think this some sort of game and if ur players have a higher rating they will just simply win easily. i hope we win and i do think we can win but it's not a walk in the park as it is being portrayed.
Vardrid does it again
>>140706612I always find it hilarious that people like you come up with some dramatic scenarios in which Arsenal end up losing:>play against a stronger opponent-Well, they are better than us, so they surely beat us>play against a weaker opponent-Well, they play their best match of the season to beat us>play against an opponent that historically used to smash Arsenal-Well, history repeats itself, get ready for another battering>play against an opponent that historically used to get smashed by Arsenal-Well, this time they're going to play their absolute best to break that infamous record>play against an opponent with great form, on a winning streak-Well, they're on a roll, they will also beat Arsenal, no doubt about it>play against an opponent with abysmal form, which they lost their recent matches-Well, in this particular game they're going to give it all so that they can redeem their seasonetc..Literally any team are going to beat Arsenal according to you.I'm not saying they are incapable of beating Arsenal, but the chances are low.
The Kane curse is real, thank god tottenham would never sell him to us.
Kane really went trophyless lol
If City draw against Fulham and we beat United then it’s actually over. We could possibly win the league this weekend.
>>140708633*pats you on the head* how cute that you believe this to actually be a possibilityCity are winning all their remaining games with 5 goal margins.
>>140706954I have never said anything from what you just typed btw, its legit all in ur head. I said i think arsenal can win but it wont be an easy walk in the park because its old trafford in the end. Everything else you simply made up on the spot, how is it so hard to simply be rational and realistic?
>>140708633Well not quite, but yeah if they drop points in either of their next games we should be fine. We usually perform well in final game of the season but who knows if that's different when pressure is on.>>140709250>people like you
>>140709482It’s a home game and Everton are mentally on the beach. It should take care of itself.
>>140709538kinda good that everton already escape relegationi wouldn't want to play them when their season is on the line
>they fumbled woj. AgainKroenkikes OUT
>>140703836>Concedes a Rashford fluke blooter at 0-2 to kill our momentum
>>140708633Even if coty draw against fulham you can bet they'll pulverized wetspam, im talking 15 goals to win the league on gd
>>140703836I will cum balls deep
>>140703966>VAR can't do anything about it. The whistle had already been blown.>forgetting that time when Man United got a penalty vs Brighton in their 2-3 win even after the whistle was blown
>>140713139I didn't forget it. That one was because the check was still on going when the ref blew the whistle iirc. That was the explanation I saw. So basically the game technically couldn't have ended, because there was an active VAR procedure happening. In Bayern's case, the line ref raises his arm, ref blows his whistle, De Ligt scores. VAR can't intervene there.
>>140713488The handball incident occurred just seconds before the whistle. There was no way VAR was already checking it that quickly.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRoFR53yCmc&t=149s
>>140713609I remembered it wrong then. Apparently it's because it happened, surprise surprise, BEFORE the whistle went. Which meant that the game could be brought back.
>>140705682Yeah well at least the Swede is consistently optimistic, delusional or otherwise. Iirc you were giving it large a month or two ago about how you can finally look forward to a game at old toilet again without having to feel dread cuz Bumsfail doesn't start games anymore And now here you are dooming even though manure haven't gotten any better and we're top of the leage still. What changed?
I swear the same thing happened with Auba at Old Trafford. >auba clearly onside>flag gets raised>united players all switch off>auba scores anyway>VAR review and gives the goalWhat's the difference here?
>>140715732Bald fraud ref blew the whistle
City had 1 win in 6 games at some point. And directly after that Arsenal relaxed and fumbled. Bad mentality still plagues this team.
>>140716102>city easily go 23 games unbeaten to win the league yet againNot an excuse for Arsenal shitting the bed as usual, just fucking impressive
>>140715439I am fairly optimstic. I am optimstic about this match, i was highly optimstic about last season's title, i was optimstic about this season CL run and title charge. But there's a whole lotta of difference between optimism and delusion. One of the most delusional things that are discussed repeatdly is how we deserve to win the title even tho we are in 2nd place (this makes literally ZERO sense), or how everyone was deluded that we will EASILY blow bayern away because they are not very good this season. History and mentality plays a massive role in football, that's what am trying to preach here. There are alot of good things to look forward to in arsenal currently and we're probably the closest team to citeh but as far as am aware they aint handing trophies to 2nd places, and as long as >we acquire no Champions league nor premier league silverware the optimism needs to be kept in check.
>>140703836I don't want Ten Hag to be sacked anon, I want an Eternal /mug/ threadA cheeky 2-0 does the trick as well
>>140716102hey man at least you were champion of february or whatever again :)
>>140710520with this midget on the pitch somehow penandes won't be the most rat looking player out there for once
Yes lads :]
>>140717796:]]Hopefully youre not having that just yet tho, alcohol only during the evening.
>>140718480Nah course not, it's in the fridge
>>140717796pretty sure varsenal didn't win the cl 49 years ago either, careful not to choke
https://youtu.be/YjGIUZOItJg?si=5sSgeO_oWSk3jRWxKEK
No one from the best defence line. And i hate to say it, but Rodri needs to be there.
>>140719135A totally shit lineup (Arsenal players aside, obvs). VVD? lulz. Palmer, who has practically the same number of non-penalty goals as Kai. Haaland, who everyone said was playing shite until he stat padded against Wolves. Seems like they went, "OK, let's pick the top three scorers, the English FOTM player, a decent player from an over-performing team, a guy who's played shit but has a big reputation so this lineup looks like it includes BIG NAME players, and a couple of actually decent players this season, and that'll do it."
>>140719135Foden out - Rodri inVan Joke out - Gabriel in
>>140719135>>140719393so these are the major trophies city c is worried about huh
>>140719135>haaland>van disney
NOOOOOO DON'T GIVE THE TOPSCORER OF THE LEAGUE CREDIT NOOOOO WHY ISN'T NSKETIAH WINNING
>>140719135Saliba over Van Dijk this season, surely
>>140719135It's Rice.
>>140719648not fat enough for him
Jorginho renewed for another year.
>>140719135Rodri constantly makes yellow card worthy fouls without getting them.
>>140719879Based, we need his experience. The attack is far more direct when he plays.
>>140719135Take out Haaland/VVD/Isak, insert Gabriel/Saliba/Rodri.Gabriel has been the best CB in the league this season, Saliba has been #2.
>[@ManUtd] Welcome back, lads Lisandro Martinez and Marcus Rashford have returned to training
>>140720280KEK, Seven Hag put all his starters in cryochambers to heal specifically just for this match. Will be very funny when we still smash them
I still remember that cunt Lisandro Martinez running around like a madman trying to injure our players in a fucking preseason friendly.
>>140720280Would be stupid to throw Lisandro into a game like this considering he hasn’t played in two months. But then again, Ten Hag is getting sacked soon so he probably doesn’t care.
>>140720361Proof that karma exists. Wakes up every morning and remembers he's crocked Then remembers he's a player for United Then remembers he's a cunt Then remembers he's a manlet Probably remembers he's a millionaire after all that mind you so it's not all bad
>>140720280Every fucking time
>>140720853do not tell me you're afraid of that little midget and trashford how are you lot THIS weakmind and tinpot
>>140720306you go lil bro i believe you can do what crystal palace did x
>>140719879>>140719963They gave him a new extension but they did not activate the renewal clause in his contract. He must have a games-extension clause or a higher salary/bonuses. He probably played more for us than he expected. Especially after we signed Rice and kept Partey.
Honestly, the new kits are still bad but they always look better on the players than in the leaks. But still, what the fuck is wrong with Adidas? I expected better from them.
>Sunday game
>>140715732>What's the difference here?Real Madrid's cheques tend to clear easily
>>140704571His playmaking was always vastly overrated. Every manager who deployed the "drop Kane deep to be a playmaking False 9 while Son +1 sprint into the space he's vacated" tactic crashed and burned after an initial period of (false) promise.For much of last season, Spurs would fall behind while Kane was playing that False 9 role, then score once the opposition retreated into a deep block and Kane played as a penalty box striker instead. I think Tuchel deserves praise for not falling into the Kane as False 9 trap that ensnared Mourinho and Conte and deploying him as a true 9.
>>140723254Arse home kits are just shit. Away can be good.
might go out for a drink with a japanese bird who likes arsenal. technically I'm also a fan but I stopped paying attention to football in the late 90s. can i get quick rundown on the state of arsenal this season so I can impress her with my football IQ?
>>140724317>really good current season and last season>shake fist at Man City>mention Ødegaard, Saliba, Saka, Rice every now and then>mention Ramsdale and Raya and see what she saysVoila. You're done.
>>140719648When was the last time an Englishman won the POTY award?
>>140724317We have a Japanese player called Takehiro Tomiyasu. I would imagine you need to praise him. He's a pretty versatile defender - can play RB, LB, CB (currently at LB) - tall, strong and technically pretty sound on both feet.
>>140724317since she's from nippon you gotta swiftly engage tomiyaso into the convo, dont shill him too much but just express how he's really good but just unlucky due to his injuries, he's also ur second favorite player behind odegaard(or rice)
>>140724317Ben White.
>>140724317Casually mention that you always believed in The Kaiser.
>>140724317what was wenger thinking sending walcott on that early?
>>140724317It was a penalty but never a red. What kind of a referee sends off a keeper in a champions league final?
>have to wait until Sunday afternoon for Arsenal>only two matches left and then nothing for 3 months>nothing to watch this summerlame.
>>140725000>nothin to watch this summerim coping by deluding myself into believing copa america and euros will make it bearable
>>140725000?? euros and copa america?
Saka has 16 goals and 9 assists this season but I still think he has underperformed. Hopefully he takes a leap next summer and becomes the best RW in the world, I know he’s capable.
>>140725033>>140725028my team didn't qualify.
Anyone else pissing on Buyern's grave today
>>140725106Feels like he had more g/a contribution at the start of the season than in the second half of the season where the rest of the team got better. After a quick search, it looks like he had about 20 g/a before January 1st and 14 since then. But I think there were about 30 games before January and 20 games since so the 20/14 split is actually pretty bang on. It just feels like he's been less effective lately. Probably because the rest of the team are contributing too and it overshadows his contribution.
>>140725000>>140725155Just watch anime
>>140725603I only like fist of the north star and I've already watched it.
>>140725672Holy shit taste lmao
Counter Neverlusen bump
I support Neverlosen. Godspeed, Xhaka-Havertz FC.Fuck bayern, go on my Aspirin
>they're at 49 unbeatenThey've already matched Wenger's invincibles
>>140730079>Non PLDon’t care, the only people who should be booty blasted are Bayern CEOs. With all their rigging, they were never able to achieve something like this.
>>140730079>matchedlmao, the tinpotibles got eliminated from all competitions
>8
>Arsenal are looking at former keeper and Poland international Wojciech Szczesny, 34, as well as Brighton's English stopper Jason Steele and Ajax's German goalkeeper Diant Ramaj as they look for a replacement for 25-year-old England international Aaron Ramsdale, who is expected to leave the Gunners. (Standard)>Arsenal are also considering making a move in the summer transfer window for Everton and England goalkeeper Jordan Pickford, 30. (Teamtalk)>The Gunners are targeting the signing of a defender, midfielder and forward as they look to strengthen the squad available to manager Mikel Arteta. (Standard)the Pickford one is defo bs. maybe his rep/agent is trying to drive up some interest.
>>140726564Post your 3x3.
My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ/Allah this is all I want to see in 2 weeks time
If he wins POTY and we win the League, the way they woo Declan over with a college thesis essay should be released in the future so we can all study Arteta's plan for him, I have a feeling Declan might be creeped out by some of the smallest detail Mikel sees when he's in a West Ham shirt.
>>140724317"Are you David Raya? Cuz you're gonna let me come from behind" "You know, I'm something of a gooner myself" "Rice, Rice baby!""Is yours gold? I mean is it yellow?"These should work wonders
>>140719135The van dijk slander is disgusting. They were in a title charge with no alisson and salah underperforming. That geezer was preventing goals AND scoring/assisting late winners himself. Pool were literally unbeaten except for the refball fiasco vs spuds until we played themThat one mistake against us proved costly but pool being 3rd is mainly because of him>muh salibrielYeah could probably squeeze Gabriel in ahead of isak
>>140736344kek, you're alright
>>140676411We must get at least a player from leverkussen
>>140738970I heard a rumor a few weeks ago for Victor Boniface but knowing the thats more conjecture than materialized shirt number for Boniface in the red and white
>Now, when he had his prime years in other clubs and finally past it, let's bring him back.
Hooo, now that's interesting>Xavi Simons will not return to PSG this summer >The player is not very motivated by the idea of continuing in the capital>Paris and Leipzig negotiate a final transfer. To see if he will then stay in the Bundesliga>Other PL clubs are interestedThat's PSG mouthpiece talking. Do you know who's Simons' agent? Son of David Dean (former Arsenal chairman). He's also Henry's agent and was the best man at his wedding.
Shit, he can be left-sided Odegaard. Or right-sided Odegaard with Odegaard moving to left side. Rice did told recently he considers 6 his best position. Tough choice between Guimaraes 6/8 hybrid and Simons swiss knife attacking midfielder.
>>140739678>arseanal is deeply rooted in judaismwow that's super interesting news
>>140734068bloke out here photoshopping arseanal players with the cup cause they've only ever held it in city or chelshit shirts..
>>140739893Get it done Edu, this is it.
>>140739893>highprice considers his best position the one where he's far away from where the action happens and can spam side and backpasses110 million bargain
>>140739962>perfect injury-recordPoor lad, he’s going to be in and out of the hospital constantly if he comes to us
>>140737140Yeah theres some insane recency bias going on here. Liverpool had the best defensive record for more than half the season and Van Dijk himself was leading a bunch of those meme defender stats too. Also he was locked in for nomination the moment he scored the literally last minute clutch goal in the Carabao final so everyone acting surprised like it hadn't been obvious since then is kinda funny. People got the memory of goldfishes sometimes.
>>140740296he's pure shite
>>140739446Arsenal need a backup, not a starter.
>>140739893We've gone over this discussion previously, i think most anons here werent optimstic about him that much cause he can be bad to the locker room and he's just hot headed. I wanted him since last summer but it did not materialize unfortunatley, i really think he can be a perfect addition to >our midfield.
So long and goodnightOn the reals, how did we manage to get 4 (potential 5 left backs)? Timbs, Zinny, KT, Tomi and sometimes Kivvy.
>>140741566didn't he get another long term injury like a month ago
>>140741566keep trying bro these walmart kloppo style nicknames will catch on
>>140739678>>140739893>>140739962If he doesnt want to go back to Paris maybe we can get him on loan next season. Less commitment, and we can find out if he would be able to play well in the PL. He's been really good in the bundesliga and PSV but he seems too small for EPL.
>>140731801>purchasing ANOTHER gkunironically, Edu OUT if we spend another chunk of our Transfer budget on GKs.
>>140742295I thought so too, but he's taller than Odegaard now, and built like Saka.
>>140742338then perhaps it is time Edu get's the checkbook out and make some calls
https://x.com/iemadAFC/status/1788894620597805505>lelno
>>140742374>lelnokek imagine if he gets back at arteta by falling asleep in goal
>>140742374>KdB ‘2
>>140742388>>140742374Leno never once bitched when he was made number 2 and i think both him and fans have warm feelings for each other still. I believe him whe he says that.
>>140742374>tfw Leno, Iwobi and Willian take us to the promised landLike pottery
>tim sutton thinks arsenal will absolutely demolish man utd on sunday>The only question is whether the Gunners turn up but even if they are below their best, this could end up being a cricket score.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68962544
>>140742917*chris sutton
>>140742318This, but with the exception of actually spending for a decent goalie coach, who won't need a new gk each fucking window lmao.Cana OUT!>>140742917What are typical cricket scores? I'm only, vaguely, familiar with T20 formulae and I was told those games do not translate to the cricket proper almost at all.
>>140742517yea ive got nothing against leno, i think fulham quite frankly robbed us (was it 3m?). he was more than decent.
>mason mount and lisandro out against Arsenal What a weird signing Mount was, it feels like when Hazard went to Real Madrid to retire except Mount is younger and not as talented.
>>140743828perfect. yessss yesss, casemiro CB disasterclass is POSSIBLE
amerifat out here praying to play damaged goods manure like they're not shit enough naturally
Who gets in your team of the season? For me it’s,Emi,White, Saliba, Gabriel, Udogie, Rodri, Bruno G, OdegaardFoden, Watkins, SonCould easily have put Rice instead of Rodri, but City are probably gonna win the premier league and without him they would likely finish third so he has to be in there.
GK - Is usually golden glove so Raya. But if performance based Pickford/Leno/Areola deserve for keeping their teams competitive.DEF - White, Saliba, GabrielMID - Saka, Odegaard, Palmer, Salah, last Foden/BowenFWD - Watkins, HaalandHow you think Udogie, Guimaeres and Son make it into TOTS is baffling. No Haaland or Saka too lmao
>8Any team of the season without Rice is fraudulent
>page 9it's so over
>>140751888>>140748506
>>140748506>>140751888hockey's on tvsaved my friday night
am learning german wish me luck brudis
>>140752238What's going to save our thread though?
>>140752321autism as usual
>>140752370oh joy
>>140752253i want to learn german and move to germany just cuz the language sounds cool but i hear its a grim place.
>>140752911very grim country.
>>140752911They will assault you if you step in the bike lane by accident
Is Kroenke a huge enough madman to drop 200M for Mmmbop?
>>140748506don't worry flops of the season he's in there as captain next to havurtz
>>140752911I mean the things i see on ""X"" about the usa makes it look like a third world country but am sure its a nice place. am positive media has fucked us all into thinking every corner of the world is dire when its not necessarily like that.
I'd like to believe the last game of the season will be a tough, nervy game for Manchester City. But I know for a fact it will be like a nice family day out for them.
>>140754082Doesn’t matter because they’ll have dropped points before then
>>140678517damn i got the wing on lock dohdamn i got the wing on lock dohdrag me to the floor, i clutch anklei'm fighting for the premier league title, whoai got the wing on lock dohdamn, i got the wing on lock dohdrag me to the floor, i clutch anklei'm fighting for the premier league title, whoa
10 hours until City slips
>>140757248I'm ready.
>>140753217If Arse get Mboop this summer, they'll be treble winners by the next summer.
>relying on lelno even after spending ~£80m on new GKs since 2021
>>140753217Sharteta would play him inverted LWB tho
1.36 odds of win at Old Trafford, i doubt it has been so low at anytime in history, and probably wouldn't ever be so low again.
>>140762778Dont underestimate Arsenal's choking powers.Ends 2-2
footy finally BACK>Arsenal play on Mother’s day >vs Poonited at OTARTEEEEEEEETTTTAAAAAAA
>>140762825Independent of how the game will end, this is probably the lowest odds any opposition had vs United at Old Trafford in their modern history, just an interesting fact.
Its not gonna happen today is it lads?
Willian and Iwobi both start. We're so back.
Look at that motherfucker, just sitting there...menacignly, an hour before the game.
>>140765664Fraud PepMan ridden with guilt
wait you guys actually willingly watch city games?
>>140765830you'll do as you're told
>mfw haaland hat trick in first 30 minutes
>>140762778>and probably wouldn't ever be so low againWill be next season, with Ten Fraud continuing his tenure.>>140765558>Willian
In 2 hours any sort of cope that we might win the league will finally be put to rest, and we can finally accept that Sharteta is a fraud and that loss to Villa should have been an instant sacking offence.
>>140765558>and Iwobi
What are some overated Arsenal club legends you could think of? I
imagine city drop points today and we still dont win our next 2 matches
>>140766358Lauren
>>140766394I know they're not legends, but any sort of banter era players like Koscielny and Monreal were massively overrated.
https://twitter.com/iemadAFC/status/1789234907849367769?s=19Will ten hag ever let it go?In arabic the saying goes "he's like a camel, never forgets"
>>140766394No need to imagine because it's the arse way
Man City aren't any dropping points. The league is already gone.
>anthony taylorit's not looking good brev
>>140766358KeownKanuToure
It's over
>low block >letting someone move to the penalty spotdire stuff
>title is decided on TuesdaySad to have to rely on Spurs
oi mate, we play nice football mate, what you say mate, we don't even score goals mate, mate
fuck me its spot the uk flag in this thread
>>140766916your league is arab-owned, "mate"
our left back is a better footballer than your strikers lmao
>>140754120Kek sure thing mate
>we will win>top of the league>lonely at the top xD>mind the gap>a minor setback>we'll get back in>if things go our way>maybe next season
So that Croatian flop suddenly turns into Gundogan in the last month of the season, makes sense
>>140767316no no no players never develop with us remember pep buys established superstars only x
>>140767316Their best striker being a defender is not even funny. 2/3 of prem forwards wouldn't even be able to do that. That's the thing with Croatians, they don't feel one bit of pressure
>the 100 million euro signing was such an under the radar brilliant move by Pep, am I rite guyz? ;)
>>140767394interesting that the club that bought nicolas pepe and havurts and lacaset and i could go on and on still think high transfer fee guarentees superstar
>whole thread sucks off Gaya like he's the god emperor of the club >Only "trophy" we win is the golden gloveWE DID IT REDDIT
>>140767836that's just the OP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Yup, it’s over
>foolham
>arse anal
I fucking hate City
At what point does the league step in and do something? I don’t know anymore
>>140767886>>140767897>>140767924>>140767926absolutely SEETHING
>relying on leno and iwobi to get us over the line
>>140767924and we LOVE to be hatedfourinarow
>ppl really thought Fulham would stop cityIt was always Spuds
>>140768098here's how arseanal can still win!arseanal didn't really lose!
>>140768098They'll lose on purpose
>England let a middle eastern nation state turn their league into a jokeI wonder if the officials care at all
OH NO NO NO ARSEBROS OUR GD IS SLIPPING AWAY
buy leno back then sell him all over again
THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ARSEANALTHIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE SMALLYOU SIGNED DECUNT HIGHPRICEWE SIGNED JOSKO GVARDIOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>140768098i definitely did notmy hope is solely on a west ham shithouse draw on the final day
If you’re gonna lose, at least don’t let them increase their GD, what the fuck is wrong with these shit clubs
>190kg shitting up multiple threads again shan’t be worth my time, was always going to be the kikes who steal points from City or no one.
>>140768098No, it was over the moment we put that awful performance against Villa.
>>140768238NO NO NO LENO IWOBI AND WILLIAN WILL DO IT BLUD ARSEWOG DNA BLUD
I personally blame Zinchenko.
>>140768240>dude just win all of your final 10 gamesYou shouldn’t have to do that to win the league, it’s never been that way until the bald fraud joined forces with the oil state
>Another season with no (ZERO) silverware
>>140768285>You shouldn’t have to do that to win the leagueYes you do, deal with it. > it’s never been that way until the bald fraud joined forces with the oil stateBut he did join forces with the oil state, deal with it.
>>140768292Wrong
this was the only game I thought possible in city dropping points, it's over.
All we had to do was beat Villa once. Fucking Olympiakos wiped the floor with them, even Spurs took a big shit in their own backyard.
>>140768285>the bald fraud joined forces with the oil stateYeah, well that's the state of affairs right now. Liverpool and Klopp have had to dead with it for 9 years and now Arteta is going to have to take the mantle.
>>140768285AAAAAH WHY IS WINNING MAJOR TROPHIES SO HARD WHY CAN'T EVERY TROPHY BE THE EMIRATES CUP AND COMMUNITY SHIELD
It will be Spurs that do it, it fits the script much better
>>140768343gud ebenin
>>140768351This, 89 would be our maximum points total, Klopp lost the league with 97(ninety seven) and 92 points respectively.
Spuds will give arse the title. Belive in the script.
>>140768397United will do everything they can to make sure their big bro City keeps the title.
>>140768343More like we should've gotten more than 1/6 points off fucking Fulham
>Gvardiol has as many Premier League goals as Gabriel Jesus
>>140768413or West Ham at home, we can seethe about 115 charges and all but we've simply not been good enough to win the title.
0 L against the big 6 and still won't win the league kek
>>140768368honestly the most deluded thing to believe. you have to ignore 100+ years of history, the present day situations of the clubs involved, and human psychology, to think spurs won't lose. whether they secretly mean to or not, it doesn't matter. there is absolutely no reason subconsciously, consciously, karmically, cosmically, for them to pull off a result. it is as impossible as liverpool winning the league.
>>140768438That's the thing about the league, every team is worth 3 points.
Dead leagueOil state wins againThanks for confirming for us again arsecucks
>>140768438Lost twice against fulham retard
>>140768435No, I can seethe because you damn well know if the Newcastle/West Ham goals where the ball went out of play happened against City, the goal wouldn’t have been given
>>1407684811 draw
>>140768343This And >>140768413It was 100% without a shadow of doubt in >our hands, this "just win all your games" contrarian meme is stupid and makes no sense, we dropped 5(FIVE) points to fulham and six(SIX)(SECHS) to fucken ashiton vanilla, let alone the west ham & newcastle shenanigans. If ur a title winning squad you should be able AT LEAST to beat mid table clubs in your own backyard.
>>140768475hey at least >we tried, 4/6 points is a decent haul vs 116 charges, the rest of the league has to take a long hard look at themselves.
At least I'm feeling more confident at beating United now, you just know we'd bottle had Fulham gotten something today so you can't actually win.
>>140768408>it will all come down to who has the greater love-hate relationship between derby rivals
>>140768514Noel?
The truth is City has the lethal combo of being a small club while also being financially roided to the gills, meaning most clubs facing them in the PL simply don't give a shit about losing to them - this is exacerbated ten-fold when the team city plays has nothing to play for as they feel no shame in losing to a fake doped up oil club and frankly you can't blame them either. Combine that with poop's extremely frustrating tiki taka style that makes you want to pull your hair out it's easy to understand why they've been able to sweep the PL so many times since the oil money came in.
It's OK, on course for 5 points improvement from last season and another pushed city to last 5 games trophy
>>140768504Truth, the real problem is that none of the shit teams in this league make life hard for City. Almost like they accept they see the match against City on the calendar and already accept it as a loss before the match even starts.
>>140768528Indeed, City is pretty much everyone's second team. I'm pretty sure all of us here want them to smash United in the final.
>>140768531Baby steps innit, next season we'll aim for 90+ points.
>>140768528also as toys out the pram as it sounds coming from an arsenal fan, they 100% do have the refs on their side and it's deluded to think otherwise given all the context surrounding the accusation and the evidence we see week in week out
>>140768527he's been with us most away games recently absolute legend
Only just realised City are unbeaten since december They are definitely the best team in the league lol let's not kid ourselves here
The GD is done
>>140768528Holy mother o cope
>7 minutes added on so City can increase their GD even moreYou can’t make this shit up
>>140768240very true, the only game where Arsenal had it in their hands and they badly badly and instantly bottled it
Fuck this pozzed league
>>140768498Villa are much higher than Fulham in the table and will most likely get CL next season. It's fucking bullshit that Fulham almost dealt us a double loss in terms of points and one of the games was with ten men to boot while being behind.
>GD +2
this is now a man city thread
It's all Zinchenko's fault, I'm pretty sure he played in all the games we should've won.
>>140768546h-hot
Man City owns you.
Klopp couldn't win the league with 97, how were we meant to win it with 89?
DON'T YOU FORGETGirona = City barseanal = City c
farmers league
>>140768506This desu, expect a comfy 2-0 win, both goals from corners of course
fucks sakeodds i get a couple 4 packsevens i drink fizzy and hot chocolate the rest of the day
>>140768546dickmogs me
>>140768661You're too kind. Southampton will have a won a league more recently than Arsewog (City E imo). Southampton is City C and Troyes is City D
>>140768692reroll
>>140768699you might be right
Gonna fire up my career mode and make the moves that should be made this summer
>>140768692>>140768706for fucks sakereroll
>>140768692>>140768706>>140768728fine then, evens i drink odds i dont
>>140768728Enjoy your beetus
>>140768368Spurs would never choke, they are famously reliable in clutch moments
based citeh
The thing about Klopp's title race with Pep is that he always went into the final games chasing them so there was nothing more he could do. We were ahead ffs.
>>140768528I never thought about it this way but you’re right. I suppose teams don’t really care if they lose to them, and they don’t really care to try hard against them.
Spuds will get the job done.
>>140768817If at new year, you told me Arsenal would win 16 out of 18 Premier League games to end the season, I would’ve bitten your hand. We didn’t come up short, City are just the best team in the world.
>>140768867>We didn’t come up short, City are just the best team in the world.Both can be true at the same time.
>>140768727kek
>>140768867Cope. 0 league titles in over 20 years. 0 Champions League trophies.
>>140768867if I told you Arsenal only had it in their hands for 1 game and immediately lost said game would you be impressed?
>started the season with Gabriel benched, Partey at RB, Havertz in the midfield, and Nketiah at CFWe literally handicapped ourselves and City are still barely gonna win the title. It’s over for the 115 frauds next season.
>>140768910is this true? Was the aston villa match the only match where arsenal had it all in their hands?
>>140768867>winner of the exceeded expectations trophy
>>140768924Not really, we were well clear of Liverpool in GD.
>>140768917>we'll get them next seasonwarra trophy for arsewog
>>140768917LMAO i forgot Nketiah started the first few games. But to be fair i am pretty sure we won every game in the first five no? oh wait.. LMAO >kai in midfield>partey rb >drossard taken off at halftimeoooof
>>140768955forgot the image
>>140768917>next timeyeah for sure
>>140768950kek
You just know the 115 charges are getting dropped too.
>>140768924yes
Don't let the haters fool you gooners. First we win the community SHIELD. Then we win the golden GLOVE. Next season we win the GOLDEN TROPHY and lift it up with the golden Glove and place it on the Shield Arteta is a fucking genius lads
Bright side is tomorrow will be the last stressful game of the season then I can enjoy my summer
Season is over, who should be the next summer signing?
>Leno
>>140769094attacker - midfielder - defender will be the holy three, despite >us needing way more and don’t get me started on the selling front.
>>140768546Bro it's not fair this
>every single game is being played on a Saturday>only Arsenal-Man U on SundayWhat retard comes up with this shit schedule
>letting Lokonga score on you
>tomorrow will be the last time Arsenal wear the yellow away kit this season>Arsenal’s record in the yellow kit this season in the premier league:>10 wins>1 draw>1 loss>33 goals scored>6 goals conceded
El Kaabi INGreenwood INNketiah OUTJesus OUT
>>140769260villa vs pool on Monday
>>140769260championship playoffs tomorrow anon
Ten Hag and Ange so shit that they need a win against us
I'm ready for Tottenham doing the funniest thing ever on tuesday.
Gvardiol>>>>GabrielFoden>>>>SakaRodri>>>RiceKdb>>>>>>>>>>>ØAnd of course Haaland >>>>>>> Jesus on golgotha Let's not even entertain these comparisons in the future. Maybe we can win an FA Cup and cleverly sneak our way to a Europa league trophy with this squad. That's the ceiling Bringing in a Hato and Sexo next season. We're fucking finished.
Tottenham are hopeless.
>spuds conceding against burnleewe go again next season its over lol
Tottenham really going for 7 losses in a row.
>>140769755They’re always on a shit run of form before they take points off of City, I’m not worried
I can't believe Chelsea are going to finish 5th what the fuck...
That's more like it Spurs, do that to City.
>>140768917Arteta finding out that Eddie sucks, and playing Kai Havertz at centre forward were crucial to this season
>>140769891>Arteta finding out that Eddie sucksThe fact that he had to find out is very worrying.
The title "race" ends tomorrow, lads. It was not fun.
>expecting Spurs to turn up to win Arsenal the league>West Ham with nothing to play for and players downed toolsFulham was the only chance.
>>140770086Fulham were never going to do anything, City have the easiest run in so we lost it to Villa.
>>140769914Someone high-up at Arsenal massively got it wrong with Eddie.They gave Eddie the #14 jersey. He was good at Leeds in the Championship, because that's what he is, a Championship-level striker. Not someone who should be anywhere near the frontline of a premier league title-contender.
What about?Man don't care 'bout all thatYou got it now?Man don't care 'bout all thatWho's not allowed?Man don't care 'bout all thatKnock him outMan don't care 'bout all that
>>140770351IVE GOT A TROPHY CABINET BUT I DONT WIN TROPHIES
Tottenham NEED to lose vs Burnlel to maximize the chaotic meme energy for Tuesday.
If top spurs had a pragmatic manager instead of that fat ange, they'd get something against city. But nowadays they'd prefer to keep the ball and pass it around meaninglessly even if they get pumped 9-0
Just filtered the Indian flag in addition to the Dutch flag. Feels good.
>>140770663test
>>140769380NGL, it's grown on me, no doubt due to our excellent record in it. It's a shame we're unlikely to have a trophy to associate with it, but it'll likely be a cult classic down the line.
>>140770205They were really hoping for the kids to step up. Saka 7, Martinelli 11, ESR (and Ødegaard iirc?) 10, Eddie 14.
>>140770205>He was good at Leeds in the ChampionshipNo he wasn't he was perma benched because he sucked ass
>>140770663this jeet is at the peak of mental illness. i swear this board has one of the highest percentages of mentally deranged posters.
Ngl, the ending of this season is boring as hell. City gonna walk the league, and the promoted are all relegated.
What a fucking reaction save by Burnley gk
>>140771335that burnley gk is having the game of his life, and yet burnley is still losing kek, what a ceiling they have.
Well, if Liverpool beats Villa, then Tottenham has CL to play for against City. Villa not securing the spot will be crazy, considering Tottenham lost 4 in a row.
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Doomposting is back on the menu, boyos!>>140768917>WeIt's all on the cone placing fraud Lego Head Arteta.>>140769380And then the stats will be:>11 wins>1 draw>1 loss>66 goals scored>6 goals concededAll you savants pleased.
>>140687009Idk