3 charged in death of Southern Miss CB DanielsEugene Hilton, son of ex-Pro Bowler, picks BadgersMichigan's Moore adds 4-star safety to first classCollege athlete employment bill moves forwardSources: Big 12 mulls windfall for naming rightsSouthern Miss football player killed in shootingUVA starts scholarship in honor of slain playersPrevious:>>141462220
>>141616417i don't think we will survive the euros and copa america overlapwe can at least regroup before the olympics start
>>141617354>i don't think we will survive the euros and copa america overlapsure we can. we've made it this far into the offseason
Knigga to the EMU Eagles
>>141617038This picture is 10 year oldsHow many kids do you think these heifers have popped out?
>>141617666>>141617478This has nothing to do with K State.
>>141617354No autistic force is stronger than conference realignment fanfiction.
>>141617850our iron lung
>>1416177893 at least for each
>>141617666I hope this Knigga can find success
>>141617803fine, have this one instead
the white man marches on
>>141617850It’s mostly one anon bitching about getting left behind and P2fags being smug, there won’t be any autistic surge of chi unless an announcement comes down the pipe about ACC Balkanization or the Big 12 changing its name to the Ganges 12 presented by Oracle Workspace Solutions (for all your Java needs).
>>141617038for me, it's those milkers
Tigers
>>141619770fruity ass football players. baka tbqh
>>141619186>one anon Not even. I swear none of you actually know how to read anymore
>>141619721They look perfect
>>141619770
>>141619890>I need some poop swastikas over here.
>>141619186Big 12 already kicked the pajeets out. Texas is like 50% Indian and Chinese now
>>141617038Not going to lie, I'd prob take Poor Man's Sara Silverman to the bedroom as well. Hoss on the far right can watch and get healthy whiffs during.
>>141619890This was such a weird time. The beginning of absolute madness.
>>141617803Oh, sorry, here's something fitting for Kansas State.
You know I like my chicken fried
>>141617803
>>141619770Made for BTC.>>141619965Delete this>>141620241On a Friday night
>>141619890Gonzaga hired her, which is reason enough for no one to look at them as a potential non-football conference member. Let them rot in the WCC.
>>141617354They said that about the offseason and here we are.
>>141621987Started from the bottom and now we still here.
>>141619721Seriously they're perfect.
>seamen noles
This should be a conference.
>>141622879Did they choke?
>>141623398>>141622879Oh lord, they did. Borderline oregon-tier unless they come back.
>>141623398>lead 9-4 after 4>lead 11-8 into the bottom of the 9th>lead 11-9 with two outs and a runner on firstToo bad it was against Tennessee
>>141623425>>141623491Been some wild games.
Florida has its wild game last week. Ill take some comfortable blowout wins please
>>141615874This is just as stupid as when blue collar workers complain about getting a 100% boost to company 401k and HSA contributions instead of a $1.50/hr raise and a $500 bump in their Christmas bonus. 90% of the time they’re just gonna waste the money on pussy, junk food, and plastic shit made in China.
More details are leaking out about the Big XII's potential deal with a private equity fund Euronext/CVC. The fund would get two votes on conference matters, so essentially acts like two member schools. 20% of media revenues. First dibs on any facilities or infrastructure improvements or additions related to athletics at any member school.The Big XII would receive $500 million in cash and a $500 million investment into expansion of the conference, be that through buying members from other conferences or creating new revenue streams like owning their own direct to consumer streaming service.>>141624734Most of them won't make it to 70 and pussy is useless at that age anyway. I can see why they'd prefer to live for today and not care all that much about retirement. My brother the diesel mechanic is likely going to die before our dad, the automotive design engineer. Blue collar work can be a harsh lifestyle.>>141624456How many pitchers did the Ducks go through in the seventh?
>>141626914>nebraska and colorado leave, b12 panics and adds tcu and wvu>a&m and missouri leave, b12 panics and begs to have a championship game with only 10 teams (texas mutters keikaku the whole time)>texas and oklahoma finally leave, b12 panics and adds a bunch of trash teams nobody cares about to maintain relevancy like ucf and houston>fsu and clemson rumored to going to the sec, b1g picks up the west coast, sec might pick up more on the east coast>b12 panics again about being left in the dust, makes snap decision to get in bed with the slimiest people on earth for fast cash People thought it would be the jews or the PAC or the P2 or NIL destroying college football but it's gonna be the retarded and inept B12 leadership.
>>141627227>b12 panics again about being left in the dust, makes snap decision to get in bed with the slimiest people on earth for fast cashI hope you're not a B1G or SEC fan, considering those two whoring themselves out to Fox and the Mouse for maximum TV shekels is behind every single meme arrow in your post. Also the Big 12 added the CCG after Baylor/TCU were cucked in 2014 because a rematch might have helped the winner reach the playoff.
>>141627227Hey anon, look who’s been stealing those teams might give you a hint who’s actually the one at fault
>>141628073You mean the ACC, who killed the Big East?>But the SEC and ArkansasThe Southwestern Conference committed suicide. The SEC had no part in making that happen, it simply gave Arkansas a place to go. South Carolina was independent when it joined the SEC. It wasn't until the ACC started raping the Big East that the realignment game took off. It will be delicious irony if the ACC gets killed by the realignment mania that it set in motion.
>>141628276Then the SEC tried to kill the big 12 while the B1G dealt a blow to the PAC the the 12 took the others. No one is fucking innocent in this
>>141626914>First dibs on any facilities or infrastructure improvements or additions related to athletics at any member school.This is absolutely not getting approved by presidents lol. I think West Virginia already rejected it
>>141628493Arizona State won't go for it either. A lot of the money they make is from all the land they own. No way they let anyone muscle in on that gravy train especially now that they've completely folded the Athletic Department into the University budget.
>>141628493These types of PE deals almost always have some innocent sounding provision like that which turns out to be where the actual value for the investors comes from. I suspect that this is like Yormark wanting UConn because he thinks the P2 are going to wrestle control over the basketball tournament from the NCAA in the quest for unrealized value and he wants to be a part of that.He'll get his hand slapped on the PE deal but probably will be successful in selling the conference naming rights. What's really funny is that doing so will just make the difference between the P2 and the Big XII that more apparent. Only one SEC school, Vandy, has sold the naming rights to their stadium despite it being common in the lower levels. In the Big Ten, it's programs like Maryland and Rutgers that do that kind of thing. It's basically holding up a big sign that says "We're not big time". If all of the G5 sell conference naming rights and the Big XII joins them but the other autonomy conference don't, it drives the point which group the Big XII belongs in.
Pic related is Colorado's great hope for becoming relevant again.>>141621987When those events are going on, the number of new threads for every little thing happening in each game is off the charts. Any thread that's not constantly busy gets pushed out of the catalog by a dozen or so one post threads.
>>141631879Is this an AI rendering of Shatuer Sunders?
If you're a prorel fag, having a European PE firm as part owner of your conference would be a good thing. It won't be often that the Big XII is a serious threat for winning a natty but if they also owned the Sun Belt and Mountain West, the storyline of who is going to get relegated for sucking and who is going to get promoted would add more drama to the season even after each team has already sealed their fate regarding the playoff that year.Europeans aren't going to care about our traditions. They know what works for them in Europe and will want to make use of that here. The Big XII presidents are going to have to decide if the risk of falling down to a G5 conference, even if temporary, is worth the money they'll get.
>>141631879It's ridiculous how many CFB media guys suck him off. He is an absolute dogshit QB that only looked good when teams rushed 3. Nearly every single time I saw him get blitzed, he crumbled. I still don't get what the hell Arizona was trying to do against them. It was like they tried copying TCU & Nebraska gameplans even though UCLA and OSU had just raped CU by spamming blitzes. And then of course the Wazzu game showed the same.
>>141631879What happens when his dad follows him to the NFL?
>>141636687Be lucky to make the cfl or usfl
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>141636687I don't know what happens, but I know it ends with a claim of racism in some form or fashion.
>>141638617basedneed to remake it with the nike logo next year
>>141638617Based Tiger bot
>>141636979Can't image it would be too expensive to buy him a QB slot on an UFL team like the Houston Roughnecks.
Is Virginia Tech's football team any good?I'm graduating next year, yet I still haven't been to a single VT game.
>>141631879Why does Reddit hate him so much
>>141628347The B12 killed the B12>allowed unequal revenue sharing for Oklahoma, Texas, Nebraska and Texas A&M from the start because they demanded it for being the most valuable teams >destroyed the Big 8 and the OU-NU rivalry because Texas schools are in trouble due to SWC shenanigans >destroyed SMU’s program by leaving them out for Baylor that had no national relevance (if Pedo State’s shower rapes didn’t kill them the death penalty wouldn’t have killed SMU, the conference they got pushed to killed SMU)>eventually allowed Texas to completely run the conference, pissing off the north cash cow in Nebraska >Nebraska is sick of not having a say in shit and getting screwed, bolted >allowed Texas to have their own network, pissing off A&M >A&M never wanted to be there due to Alabama skinship like in a yuri anime, bolted The B12 itself is the problem. It never should have been a conference, it made terrible decisions from the start
>>141645807No idea, why don't you go back there and ask them? I hate him because he's an arrogant ass who engages in shitty conduct.
>>141645253Next year they'll be good. What are you graduating in? Wish I could go back...
>>141631879And yet here we are.
>>141645950This. The Big 8 basically took on 4 SWC schools, two of which were not beneficial to take and the other two unhappy to be there and did nothing to really boost the conference as a whole. They were told who to invite to the Big 8, they should’ve told them to fuck off and got shit like WVU, SMU, Louisville, Rutgers, whoever
>>141646458I credit myself and my incel ways for keeping the thread alive. It's my one tiny contribution to society.
>A federal judge has issued a ruling in the bankruptcy case of Colorado football defensive back Shilo Sanders, denying Sanders’ attempt to dismiss a complaint from a former school security guard whom Sanders still owes $11 million.Looks like student loan debt isn't the only thing that you can't get dismissed in bankruptcy.
>>141647773>security guard has 11 million to hand outwut
>>141647298If the result continues to stand for this Italy v Albania match this board might crash.
>>141648194Shilo injured the security guard who then sued him for $11.8 million. Being an arrogant fool, Shilo didn't bother to show up to the trial so the judge ruled by default in favor of the security guard. Shilo probably got bad advice from someone in the Sanders entourage who said don't bother with the court case as he could just declare bankruptcy and be free of it.
>>141648506Oh. Not surprised.
>>141648487Going to need to dig deep into my slampig folder to combat that one.
>>141646378>What are you graduating in? Applied Economics>Wish I could go back...Me too. I keep getting in my own way, and never had much of a college experience.
>>141648714You won't have to, Italy woke up.
>>141645950What is your hate boner for the big 12? I’ve never seen someone whine so much about them
>>141645950>destroyed SMU’s program That was the NCAA though
>>141650382That was cheating boosters too arrogant to hide what they were doing.
don't sleep on Utah State
>>141650322Not so much that, but there’s anons whining about the SEC specifically when the SEC didn’t do shit but take teams leaving a sinking ship. Everyone who went to the SEC has either tried to go to other conferences or wanted to go to the SEC since the B12 became a thing because the conference was always trash
>>141652963He transferred?
>>141653218>the sec didn’t do shit
>>141653871That's correct.
>>141654605Incorrect but keep living in that bubble
>>141647298Gorilla face
>>141653871>what did the sec do>be greedy>how>dey took er teamz>why>teams leaving are greedy>howAnd so on and so forth, until the end of time
>>141655353What can we say, it's a doggy dog world.
>>141655638The big 12 certainly isn't a diamond dozen
>>141655638>dis my championship >wasnt even won in that conference >we wuz champions n shiet
>>141655353>gimme money I deserve it>why>because I’m sec >that’s not a good reason >reee give me more playoff spotsAnd so on and so forth, until the end of time
>>141654691OK, will do. It's nice and comfy in here. Hope the wind and the cold out there doesn't bother you too much, but if it does, oh well, don't care.>>141654985Light dimmers exist for a reason.
>>141656458All fun and games till the PE comes for you
>>141656137>why>Because advertisers pay you large amounts of money to access the eyeballs of people watching our games.>Ah, yes, very good reason, here's your share of the proceeds.
>>141656137I put pictures so you could hopefully understand that once primate gets old there would have been zero top 25 ratings games for the Big 12. That's how far behind you are from the P2 (we are operating under the assumption that Clemson and FSU are going to the SEC). >>141656533>we have to give two votes to johnny foreigner to close the money gap so you have to do the same thing to make more money like us reeeee
>>141656564You conference cares about money they’re going to go for more money no matter what it comes from
>>141656564>same five teams>dis mean sec amazing I swear>noo don’t look at sc, ole miss, miss state, and vanderbilt. >Tennessee is having an off decade I swear
>>141656069All of those championships were won in that conference, dumb little 18 fan.
>>141656564And there it is.
>>141656981>same five teamsvs>same zero teams
>>141657013And yet the secfags still want credit for other teams nattys
>>141655638>big 8>big 12wut?
>>141657066Yeah, the zero teams of South Carolina Ole Miss, Vanderbilt, and Miss state. Tennessee(only appearing once), and Auburn( also appearing once) with Mizzou( same as ten and aub) let’s not forget A&M as well doing the exact same thing
>>141657124The chart was made by an Alabama math major pls understand
>>141657211>i deserve to be in the sec instead of a&m waaaaaaaaaaaaTruth finally comes out
>>141657082That so?
>>141657124>8 = 12
>>141656857Yes, that's why all of their stadiums have sold their naming rights to big corporations. Oh wait, they haven't done that despite all the money they could get. Wonder why that could be if money is the only thing they care about. Maybe it's because money is just one of many tools they use to enable their members to win championships while you dig through the couch cushions for some quarters and dimes you hope will convince a five star to come to your shitty program.
>>141657124It starts at 1974 and championships are for whatever conference the team was a member of at the time they won. Also the Big XII officially is not a continuation of the Big 8 nor the Southwestern Conference.
>>141657484Where did I fucking say that? I’m talking about who’s appeared on TV. What are you even implying?
>>141657519>they haven’t sold their stadiums to corporations >kroger fieldOoh so close try again
>>141657627It's obvious. You think you deserve to be in the sec over mississippi state and whoever else you bitch about
>>141657717I have never even said that. You’re making the biggest and most retarded leap in logic I’ve ever seen
>>141657812>the sec is greedy and stealing our teams and don't deserve the cash they demand>yes they do, the ratings back this up>BUT THE SAME TEAMS THE BOTTOM FEEDERSAnd your conference will have zero teams in the top ratings slots once primate fever runs its course. Your entire conference is full of bottom feeders and the top earners bolted to get away from you but you think you deserve more money for some reason or you think your shitty school deserves to be in the SEC or the same money as the SEC despite being irrelevant.Your so mad you don't understand what you're even saying. Cope for a bit to get your thoughts in order.
>>141657945I never even said my school deserves anything. How about you stop being a sec dick sucking faggot and maybe fucking look what this sport has turned into because of the conferences. Oh wait you can’t. You think anyone who criticizes you is somehow begging to get in the sec. So up your own ass
>>141653819fraid so
>>141657945Bottom feeders are ones who latch onto a conference instead of their own team. A fag who jacks off Alabama and doesn’t support his team because muh SEC SEC
>>141647773>>141648506Those dumbass coons even had the audacity to pretend they didn't know about the trial. Hilarious.
>conferencefagging for the third straight threadOff season sucks
>>141657701Yes, Kentucky and Vandy (you forgot about them), the marquee football programs in the SEC.
>>141659033Is Kroger field not Kentucky?
>>141657945100% guarantee he's the Texas Tech fag who is constantly having meltdowns over being left behind.
>>141659065Yes, and Everbank is Vandy. The two bottom dwellers of the conference are acting like bottom dwellers. Meanwhile Alabama and UGA aren't selling the naming rights to corporations even though they could make a fortune doing so. So no, the contention that because the Allstate 12 Conference is willing to sell to PE funds everyone else will too is completely without merit or precedent. You painted yourself into a logical corner tacoboi.
>>141653218>"We dindu nuffin we're just helping people escape that sinking ship" says conference with smoking cannons aimed at that shipThe SEC is now 25% Big 12, stop pretending like your hands are clean
>>141659087>>141659203>it’s tacofag >everyone who criticizes muh sec is a tacofagAgain the tacofag broke you so hard you constantly think it’s him everytime
>>141659087I haven’t done shit faggie. I’m not constantly crying like you do. I’m watching the stadium and recruiting updates
>>141659356Careful he’ll think you are the Texas Tech anon he seethes about everyday
>>141659203>our bottom feeders already sold their rights hah we winCool
>>141659356If teams want to leave in the first place that’s on you
>>141659440>if it’s not faggie it’s queerhorn >if it’s not queerhorn it’s faggiePick a boogeyman to obsess over. Just like the boogeyman in your brain they don’t exist in your conference
>>141659712>gets mad at me for literally not being involved in any argument >blames others for being me Sure pal keep seething and making me that boogeyman you fear
>>141659087Anon was right.
>>141659652>you should have been the Mouse's favorite conference they pumped infinite TV money into instead ;)Rich coming from the people now whining about muh PE money ruining CFB. It's not the SEC taking teams that is annoying. It's the dindu attitude from their fans pretending like they are blameless and insisting the SEC's actions had absolutely nothing to do with the current state of college athletics.
>>141660059>SEC winning all the time had nothing to do with it Maybe you shouldn’t have fired Mike Leach and you would’ve gotten Raptured instead of whoever you’re the saltiest about leaving.
>>141659989No he isn’t. He always blames me for every criticism someone has of the p2. I could care less about where tech ends up I’m still rooting for them. I don’t have the constant need to bring up the conferences to feel smug
>>141660113>rapturedIronic argument because only one of those teams you “raptured” actually made a playoff while the other have been mediocre there entire tenure under the sec
>>141660133Happens every thread. >people talk about realignment >anon shows up to rant about the P2, becomes increasingly unhinged about the Big 12 being destroyed by specifically the SEC >this week’s episode is about smoking cannons >some anon says shut up tacofag >you show up immediately to call anons schizos and that taco lives in anon’s head>it’s either A&M or Texas you bitch about, never Nebraska or Missouri Happens every time. Shut the fuck up and get over it
>>141660281Because I do live in your head. Like no argument about A&M or the longhorns has happened, it was only about money and tv shit happening, you immediately start seething and crying over me when I’ve done absolutely nothing. Or start bringing up Mike Leach in order to try and make me mad. Every fucking thread anon if anyone needs to get over petty bullshit it’s you because I don’t care about everything. You’ll continue to piss yourself all over again and again and again and blame everyone else.
>>141660281>NOOO YOU CANT CRITICIZE MUH SEC>WE DIDNDU NUFFINSo you can’t talk about the SEc being retards as much as the big 12 has been because your feelings get hurt?
>>141638617reminder
>>141660281>>141660453The bots are more entertaining than both of you
>>141660453>>141660553>rendered so utterly broke in mind and wallet that he can’t afford a 4chan premium membership and has to wait 60 seconds to post Just refresh your IP
>>141660619>he’s still going Enough already continue to be a little bitch over criticism it’s always guaranteed that you will in the future
>>141660619>buy the pass goyimOnly a SEC fag would actually buy that
>>141660619Doesn’t work anymore, the autocooldowns are such that it’ll take more than 60 seconds anyway.
>>141660583its a shame jerry kill retired again :(
>>141660059Yeah, winning constantly has taken its toll. On behalf of the entire SEC, the teams, the fans, Mickey Mouse's nuts, the coaches, and the players, sorry the SEC has won so much and that your school in about to become as relevant as Conference USA. Surely whining on here daily is going to reverse all of that.
>>141660583Uh oh, Aubie make ya seethe?
Haven't seen the Pitt snusnu girls in a while. Anyone got that pic?
>>141660619I can’t believe poorfags not only wait 60 seconds to make their next shitpost but actually work to do so. The captcha style 4chan uses is fucking irritating.
>>141662862got you covered
>>141662862>what’s it to you, needle dick?
>>141662857It's more proof that the Mighty SEC isn't the all powerful toofball power it claims to be.
>>141662888It will come as surprise to absolute no one to learn that the girl on the left was involved with the softball team.
>>141662920take that back
>>141662920More powerful than you mohammed.
>>141662906Time for your daily booster shot.
>>141662996>Huge SleazeAuburn is going to call the chick who got MSU their Tuck refund.
>>141663066not if Freeze butt dials her with the company phone first
>>141662885Wasting any money on this site is stupid
>>141662857
>>141663066i miss him. he was one of my favorite memes
>>141663521It's crazy how they acted like they won the lottery when they hired him to that insane contract.
>>141664292i still cant believe they didnt realize that Walker III was the reason they were winning that first year, not Tucker.
>>141664292Still doesn’t make sense. He wasn’t even bowl eligible at Colorado, I guess they thought since Saban touched him he was magic. He was just at Alabama to work the NFL angle for recruiting, dude did jack shit.
Gators vs Aggies baseball game still stuck in weather delay
>>141664852College baseball has been so annoying to keep track of. I’m trying to keep track of Texas Tech, but I get very little information from any sports broadcaster. Shit even top dog schools barely have any coverage
>>141665358>team that doesn’t make the post season gets little coverage Shocking. Local radio/fan pages.
>>141665358are there games still taking place outside of the world series tournament? i dont follow collegiate baseball at all so i dont know shit
>>141665358Pretty sure Texas Tech athletics has a website that posts the baseball team schedule, has links to follow the games and may even have social media accounts where you can follow specifically the baseball team. Since TT is in the Big12, you can watch almost every game they play on ESPN+. Are you stuck in 1990, anon or just a retard?
>>141665719No, players who played on teams who are not in the College World Series are playing in summer wood bat leagues like the Cape Cod League.
>>141665958They do but i just meant like ESPN not covering it better
>>1416648105-7 at colorado? holy fuck we NEED this guy for $100 million
>>141646353>Muh being meanReddit
>>141666104If it's not NBA, NFL or Black lesbians crying about Caitlin Clark, it's not going to be covered on ESPN. You'll have to pay $10 a month for ESPN+.
>>141666339is there anything on ESPN+ worth paying for? webm not related
>>141666698If you're a crazy ass college football fan, I think there is a fair amount of high school and FCS football on there. I only subscribe during college baseball season. I actually just unsubscribed yesterday because theres nothing on there for me until next college baseball season.
>>141666698The value you'll get out of ESPN+ increases with the amount of sports you follow. As somebody whose CFB, CBB, MLB and NHL teams all have games on ESPN+ I think it's great. The quality of their streams has improved significantly since it launched.
>>141666339Baseball America is better than ESPN, but even then if you're not ranked or a historic program you don't get much coverage.
>>141667391It's dumb to pay for coverage of college baseball. Everything you need to follow your team (or conference) is there for you. Just pay to be able to watch the game and you're good.
>>141662888>>141617038What's it called when my porn collection consists mainly of big chunky beefy gals, but I'm only attracted to 4'11 athletic gymnast munchkins irl?
>>141667825what?
>>141667825closeted
>>141620241A COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
>>141667701Big brain anons have taken the radio pill. My alma mater has a baseball tradition, so the fan forum and local broadcast are pretty in-depth.
>>141668052correct your dad was
>>141664292
>>141668554lmao
Who /peakedincollege/ here?
>>141617038Fucking Gracie, can't stand that lard ass, she used to wait at house parties to steal shit out of other girls purses
>>141669541I was a fat drunk in college. Now, I'm a fat drunk with a career, wife, and a kid. I don't think I peaked in college but I do think my view of what a successful life is was formed in college.
>>141664292It's crazy how he made Colorado look good before Coach Primate came in
>>141672529>5-7 is good
>>141665958You have to realize, everyone on /sp/ is a normalfag. If it's not avaliable immediately on ESPN or their local broadcaster it's too much effort for them to watch.That's why other football that isn't P4 or NFL bothers them, they can't watch it easily. They complain about how things are changing but would never have lived in the era where only a very select amount of national games per week were able to be viewed
https://whnt.com/news/alabama-news/auburn-running-back-brian-battie-out-of-icu/Great newsWill he be up and ready to play for the first game against Alabama A&M in late August?
>>141676029Freeze is saving him for a start in the Iron Bowl. All season long ESPN is going to show him "on the road to recover" learning to walk and use the toilet on his own but then on the day of the Alabama game, it will all be revealed to have been an elaborate hoax. Having no current tape on him nor time to watch it if there were, Alabama will be powerless to stop his running attack.That, or his family abandons him to a government nursing home.
>>141669541While I had fun in college, I was a poor fag so I wasn't able to maximize partying. My degree was a path out of my white trash background, which meant if there was a conflict between coursework and fun, coursework mostly won out.I peaked in the second year of my third job after graduation. My manager was an Indian manlet who thought his job was to engage in nonstop pointless battles with other middle managers. It was a great company with great benefits, but that manager sucked. After two years, I started to not care anymore and just coasted for the next five years, slowly dying inside. Eventually I quit, traveled the world, and changed to an adjacent career that has far less poo in it but increasingly more trannies, which matters far less when you work from home.
>>141676029In other Auburn news, they just offered the son of Chris "Kick Six" Davis a scholarship. He's going to be a high school freshman this season so it's basically a non-binding publicity thing. Still kind of crazy to think about players in games from when you were growing up having children of their own who soon will be in college.
>>141669541I'm happier out of college then I ever was in
>>141672165I don’t think I want a kid, maybe even not a wife. Seems like I would never get to be truly alone ever again.
>>141669541I went back for a PhD, I peaked sophomore year and now. Every undergrad I bump into has daddy issues and sophomore year every grad student wanted to be my mommy.
>>141685715Also I’m pretty lazy and have trouble even taking care of myself sometimes.
>>141668348>>141675009The radio pill is the objectively correct choice. Every radio station has an app or stream nowadays that runs 24/7 if you aren’t a /g/entooman or don’t want to shell out for specialized equipment.
>>141669541probably my lowestbeing a reclusive person in college, when you know you have no reclusive to be reclusive and every social opportunity to take advantage, but cant force yourself to do so takes it mental toll(blog posting only for the bump)
>>141689698>when you know you have no *excuse* to be reclusive
>>141672550Did you forgot about their 2020* season? Also it's better than Primate's 4-8
>>141689872Deion Sanders came in and increased Colorado's win total by 400% in his very first season. Very few coaches can close to that metric.
>>141689872And there it is
>>141691185*300%
>>141669541Waking up in my girlfriend's dorm on gameday in October 2015 was the peak of my existence.
>>141666117*11-2 at msuStill retarded
>>141694849What is the great filter that keeps blacks from making elite college football coaches? Several have broken through in the NFL.
>>141669541I'm so fucking glad I didn't peak in college. My life has more to it than drunk football viewership and sluts.
>>141695937There was that guy at Grambling wasn’t there
>>141695937I would guess that the social/insitutional nature of cfb head coaching confuses both the pure football brains and the college ADs who need to hire someone. Maryland's coach seems to be building a black-led program and it might be ok but it will be obviated by pro college ball
>>141696700Like what
>>141695937College football head coaching is more difficult than NFL head coaching, and not because of the difficulty of the game itself. A head football coach at a university is an important member of the community that is the university. An NFL head coach is just a coach.
Cryin Gay had another meltyhttps://athlonsports.com/college-football/ryan-day-allegedly-cussed-out-called-security-on-staff-member-who-left-buckeyes-for-michigan
>>141701178>important member of the communityThis seems like a euphemism for “must be friends with the country club boomers who generally don’t have a lot of close black friends”.
>>141705626He liked the chocolate milk and can feel everything slipping away from him.
>>141707065They're the ones paying your salary at the end of the day, so yeah.
>>141705626>it is worth noting that another reporter refutes this claimThese claims tend to come from one booster at a rival school shitposting in the ancient ways: slanderous gossip.
>>141709574So the deck is stacked against them a bit.
>>141617038this thread was on the 4chan home page who lost what bet and had to make a general after fucking kansas state lmfao. literally any other college is better. Sure, maybe the ag kids like kstate more, but aside from that wtf are you doing ITT. OP wouldve been better to use even the fucking wichita shockers or some shit. K STATE IS ASS>rock chalk tho :^)
>>141710257K State has the best slampigs bar none.
>>141710257Kinda early to be drinking, anon.
>>141710257Beat it, city slicker
>>141622941thats not the midwest. Texas might as well be its own subregion, but traditionally it's part of the southwest, along with New Mexico, Arizona and Oklahoma. Culturally and historically, these states deal with cattle ranching and indian wars type shit, whereas the midwest has farmland and industry.Arkansas and Louisiana are part of the South. Louisiana especially has the most french influence out of anywhere, just look at n'awlins. Arkansas is the assfuck nowhere state and I cant really think of a single good thing about it, but I did say it was a Southern state.The Great Plains, from North Dakota to Kansas, are a bit more significantly different from the rest of the Midwest, but look at their big cities in their eastern counties and you can see that the states are more like Midwest cities in the East that are in charge of vast swaths of farmland and nature reserves to the west.The Midwest itself extends from the Great Plains to Ohio. The Ohio and Missouri rivers are good, simple indicators for generally what the Midwest entails. All of this is sort of a moot point, however, since college football conferences have long since given up trying to make sense. I honestly wouldnt mind a soft reset and some kind of heralding of a new era. Anything, really, just make it make sense.
>>141710327give me a KU art major who doesnt shave her bush over some fake patty's day wildcat fat chick every time>>141710398WIN OR LOSE WE STILL BOOZE>>141710472im from near that very border im looking at corn fields right now who you callin a city slicker also it looks like that because of chunk errors
in all seriousness though Bill Snyder is a legend respect on that man's name. I wonder if any of the current coaches and figures on the scene now will have long enough careers to be remembered the way we remember Coach Snyder now
>>141705626>assistant athletic director for football recruiting and eventslol i'm sure ryan day gives a shit about this random chick
>>141710776In a roundabout way he's benefiting KU, or at least giving them the opportunity to benefit if they can recruit well enough. You could argue K-State's football success improved high school football in the state of Kansas by making the sport more popular and putting out more good high school coaches who played for Snyder and learned a thing or two from him.The last few years of high school recruiting in Kansas have been amazing compared to what the state historically produces, and it's not due to a population boom. For 2025 KS has 2 5* recruits, which is unheard of, and 1 of them (TE Linkon Cure) has KU and KSU in his finalists but he's learning KSU. The state's 2025 class also has the 62nd, 102nd and 167th overall recruits.
>>141710548The ozarks are pretty nice
>>141710663>give me a KU art major who doesnt shave her bush over some fake patty's day wildcat fat chick every timeSounds gay famalam. I’ll take a big titty big ass low IQ farm girl every day of the week over some bushed art hoe.
>>141710548>wall of text over a troll image
>>141711514>low IQ farm girli guarantee that farm chick's IQ is multiples higher than the art chick
>>141699180Anime.
>>141710548Newfags are so easy to spot.
>A Congressional committee voted Thursday to move forward with a bill that would prevent college athletes from being deemed employees of their schools, conferences or the NCAA.>The vote in the U.S. House Committee on Education and the Workforce represents the first tangible signs of progress the college sports industry has made in its years-long push for a federal law to help reshape college sports. It comes just weeks after the NCAA and its power conferences announced they have agreed to share significantly more revenue with athletes as part of an antitrust lawsuit settlement.>The bill, introduced by Rep. Bob Good (R-Virginia) on the same day the antitrust settlement was announced, is in the early stages of the legislative process. It is likely to face opposition from Democrats in the Senate as well as legal challenges if it's passed.Rep. Lori Trahan (D-Mass.) -- a former college volleyball player who has been an active participant in the Capitol Hill debate on the future of college sports -- said she will vote against Good's bill if it reaches the House floor.>Democrats in the House and Senate have previously co-sponsored bills that would have the exact opposite effect of Good's bill -- codifying college athletes' right to unionize. Those lawmakers and other advocates say athletes need the ability to bargain collectively to make sure they can negotiate for items such as improved medical care and a fair share of the money they generate for a multibillion-dollar industry.
>>141710548that is 100% the midwest, dumbass
>>141711168thank you for taking the time to write this nice post.
>>141715540based effortpost appreciator
Will /you/ be watching?
>>141715636Don’t think soGood luck tho!
>>141715636Depends. Maybe the late night games if nothing else is on and I still want to shitpost.
>>141716948There will still be plenty of late night games for all the former Pac 12 teams. Some notable late kickoffs already announced:>9/7 Boise State at Oregon 10 PM ET>10/4 (Friday) Sharty at Oregon 9 PM>10/25 (F) Rutgers at USC 11 PM, you can tell what the B1G thinks of Rutgers lmao short travel week to the opposite coast plus a game that will end at 2-3 AM their time>11/8 (F) Iowa at UCLA 9 PM>11/15 (F) UCLA at Washington 9 PM>9/7 Mississippi State at ASU 10:30 PM>10/11 (F) Utah at ASU 10:30 PM>9/14 San Diego State at Cal 10:30 PM>8/30 (F) TCU at Stanford 10:30 PM>9/7 Texas Tech at Washington State 10 PM>no kickoff times yet for these games but some of these schools/fanbases will get their first taste of late night meme games: Miami, NC State and Syracuse play at Cal>Virginia Tech, SMU, Wake Forest and Louisville play at Stanford>Texas Tech, WVU and Houston play at Arizona>Kansas and UCF play at ASU>Baylor, Kansas State, Cincinnati and Oklahoma State play at Colorado>TCU and Iowa State play at Utah
>>141691185Mike MacIntyre did the same exact thing with Colorado in 2013. They were 1-11 in 2012 and in his first season (2013) they went 4-8.
>>141720283Very few isn't a synonym for none.
>>141717528Oklahoma State game has been already announced as a 12P ET game for Black Friday. I was happy as fuck they ended up nit making that a night game on a Friday
>>141719400there it is!
>>141719400So unbelievably based
WTF is wrong with Faggies??
>>141723664lol
>>141713309Kino
>>141723664Can't handle the bantz
>>141723664Based, fuck that kid.
>>141723664>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>>141723664>Rex and Brody>long fluffy hairAbsolutely nothing of value was lost, kid was probably being groomed to be trans by his mom anyway
>>141726713>Celebrating their deathsThat is sick. Why would Florida do such a thing?
They will never ever give up on this mutt. Some jew somewhere is pissed that his ""investment"" on putting the spotlight on Rattler will never pay off.
>>141727931Why did you post a WASP and then complaining about mutts
>>141727931>Some jew somewhere is pissed that his ""investment"" on putting the spotlight on Rattler will never pay off.Imagine how the guy that invested in Tate Martell is feeling
>>141717528>10/25 (F) Rutgers at USC 11 PMLmao holy shit. Imagine if bad weather ends up delaying the game too
>>141727931The albino-mixed racial lobby is powerful
>>141727931>aints
>tfw no slampiggy college football gf
>>141727931Hazel eyesBlond hairAryan master race confirmed. The white man marches on
>>141667825It's called being in an architect closet.
>>141733386She’s so pretty bros…
Paul is live
>>141733826lol
>>141723664Who the fuck taunts someone over bat boys that were murdered over three years ago? That's pretty obscure, especially in the college game where today's graduating seniors were freshmen when that happened.
>>141722140It's not as noteworthy if it was accomplished at the same school a little over 10 years ago.
Why is this general obsessed with overweight women?
>>141739310>cute face>big shapely tits>big ass>amazing cuddles
>>141737707No, you're making the error of assuming because something happened twice in the same place that it happens frequently everywhere. Freshman tier logic error. Now go waste your evening looking up every instance of one win seasons followed by more wins the next season so you can post it here in response to what originated from someone's sarcastic post that your autistic brain couldn't detect.>>141739310Universities are full of overweight women of prime breeding age. This general attracts lots of guys who are either in college or wish they were back there again. Fucking slampigs is part of the college sexual landscape. If you don't fuck at least one flag girl during your four years in college, what were you doing with your time?
>>141723664
>>141741899I don’t even understand the point of skinny women unless they have big tits or a big ass. I want one about as much as I want a skimpy chipotle burrito.
I'm 34 and starting grad school and have NCAA eligibility left. Is playing a sport cringe?
>>141743651>It’s important to remember that a student-athlete triggers the start of their 5-year eligibility clock when they attend their first class while registered for a full-time course load, even if they drop to part-time status on the afternoon of the first class day.Unless you started your undergrad at 30, your eligibility is already gone.
>>141723664>You're no longer welcome in this cityWho legitimately, unironically wants to be in Omaha?
>>141739310because its funny
>>141744627Spics.
>>141723664what is an aggie anyways?
>>141745999a student who goes to an agricultural schoolhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_A%26M_Aggies
>>141728866I doubt USC or UCLA have ever had a home game delayed due to bad weather
>>141746615Earthquake delay or riot delay both are possible but yeah, a weather delay would be very unusual, especially for that time of year.
>>141746615I could see them getting c.ucked by protesters and they will just accept it.
We're still alive Floridabros.
>>141745999The correct response is “the very best thing you can be.”>>141748527Not for much longer, you’re gonna be deader than those two burnt up kids before the week’s out.
Down goes Kentucky
I wonder who reddit is gonna root for now that there are no good guys left (besides florida because muh conspiracy to commit triple homicide).
>>141745290Is this the most Pyrrhic victory in recent times?
>boreball>in /cfb/
>>141749745Great sport. I didn't care about it until my rommate forced me to watch our MLB team together.
>>141749745It's the offseason, every day is a blessing.
>>141743131Skinny women become MILFs once you put a couple of buns in their oven. Thick girls become whales.Thickies and slampigs are for fun. Skinny chicks are for wifing up.
every poster on /cfb/ is actually a fat 20 year old pretending to like footballit's why your takes are so bad
>>141751942not wrong
>>141727931>wins ROTY>wins Owl in his first yearThe shitposting here will reach supercritical.
>>141752591I don’t think Rattler or any other QB will be able to overcome the coaching of Dennis Allen to win the Owl
>>141751385>Thick girls become whales.Oh the humanity.
Most universities have a summer term. Campus is much more relaxed, there are far fewer students and staff, and there's not much to do after classes are over for the day. What would be some good sports for universities to adopt for a summer season? Keep in mind that attendance will be low.
>>141752591>>141755077/cfb/ will not be happy if Caleb Williams is good. Unlike most teams picking first overall Chicago has talent on both sides of the ball and is positioned to do well. That would also be a strong buy signal on whichever good college QB /cfb/ hates the most this season after predicting Stroud and Williams would be busts.
>>141758181I’m a burrs fan so the only way I’ll be completely miserable is if he’s average. Then I can’t celebrate winning or call him a bust.
>>141757352The season cannot get here fast enough.
>>141751942This is spot on.
>>141636687What is he going to the NFL as? A social media reporter?
>>141662920Sure, kid.
>>141758181USC QBs havent been noteworthy in the NFL for 20 years. Just tired of the free lunch they continue to get.
>>141758934Whining is an interesting choice. Would those be varsity whining teams or just club level?
Ole Miss and USC have agreed to cancel their 2025-26 home and home series. If it was still happening and everyone kept their jobs another year USC would have faced two of their former head coaches (Kiffin and Georgia Southern's Clay Helton) in back to back weeks. That might have been a first for CFB.
>The local angle to Neuheisel's opinion involves the University of Utah. In another dream-come-true similar to Utah joining the Pac-12 in 2011, the ex-head coach at Washington, Colorado and UCLA thinks the Utes will join either of the two best football conferences.>"I will be shocked if they're not in the SEC or the Big Ten by the next go-around, by 2030, because people are going to say, 'We need that team in our league,''' Neuheisel said on his show last week.Utah to the SEC? Will it happen? Bidding war between the B1G and SEC to get the Utes?
>>141764716SEC is not going to take Utah, they aren't leaving the Confederate states (mostly because they don't need to). I imagine the Big Ten has already talked to them privately about targets and they've worked shit out about who to take and when if needed.
>>141764686Ohio State cancelled their game with UConn next year, replacing them with Grambling. This is pretty weird since neither are a conference game, Grambling will be the same day UConn would have been, and they both are single game agreements with no return trip. Ohio State is dodging UConn? Really weird. Grambling might be cheaper than UConn but they have to pay UConn a cancellation fee, so it's probably not even a money thing (and Ohio State has enough money that this is couch cushion money).
>>141765007The State of Utah fucked up when they forced Dixie State to change its name to Utah Tech.
>>141764686USC can schedule with WOSU instead
>>141765246Yep. Cursed. Mike Leach's curse is leaking to all other "tech" schools in the nation.
Wonder if the SEC and B1G are going to stop scheduling regular season games against each other to avoid playoff rematches. Plus by scheduling ACC and Big XII games instead of P2, there isn't a guaranteed P2 loss, making it easier for them to argue for more of their own teams getting in to the playoffs.
>>141765260I'd guess they will replace Ole Miss with Fresno State/San Jose State types or maybe Calford.
Utah is an alpha widow. They will never again be in a top level conference but forever will believe they belong since they were in the PAC12 when it was considered top level.
>>141765090Ohio State will save a small amount of money. UConn was going to cost them $1.95 million and they're paying $650,000 to get out of the game. They're paying Grambling one million, netting the Buckeyes a savings of $300k. This almost certainly isn't about money and probably isn't even about any kind of worry that UConn could come into Columbus and sneak out a win. It's a virtue signal by scheduling a HBCU. Other Big Ten teams will follow suit, much like UCLA started doing a few years ago. HBCUs mean getting away with playing an FCS team for less money but no one can criticize you for doing it.
>>141765475UConn only has ten games on their schedule so both USC and Ole Miss could potentially play them.
>>141744311>>141743651Sue the NCAA about it, you'll probably win
>>141766404With NIL for some players being more lucrative than going to the CFL or Arena, sooner or later someone will sue to be allowed unlimited eligibility as long as they're enrolled.
>>141765433There’s no need to because there’s no rivalries and there’s no benefit to doing soOutside Nebraska and Oklahoma occasionally scheduling something and the current scheduled games no others will be played
>>141753828and there it is
>>141758181I don't think anyone has anything to worry about about caleb being good. I heard since moving to USC he got extra zesty.
>>141769751>>141769861You now remember there was a moment in history they were on the same team
>>141770848The Assassination of Spencer Rattler by the Coward Caleb Williams
>>141619721>>141622410>Someone got to pump babies into that girl>It wasn't meLife isn't fair
>>141771429Ag girls are Farmer Chad and Cowboy Chad only
>>141771887Here's your TAMU farm girl.
>>141772669
Does anyone have the Georgia Tech - Miami thread saved? Don't feel like digging through the archrives right now tbhwyf
>>141773345https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/135634982/
He was definitely downI'm pretty sure the replay guy just let it stand for the memes
>>141751385They might become milfs but in all likelihood sticks stay sticks. And even if they thicken up you have no idea what you’re getting. A marriage is a terrible thing to gamble with. Go with a sure thing like >>141772669.
>>141775002Imagine being on Miami's defense. You think the game is over. You're ready to head to the locker room, celebrate, get cleaned up and go out fuck some women. But then your retarded coach finds a way to give the ball to the other team even though your odds of winning were 100%. Now you have to go back out on the field, mentally check back in, and dig that jackass out of the hole he created.
>>141773022Are you sponge worthy?
>>141769861Caleb 100% left Oklahoma because he’s a effeminate homo DC boy and the women in Oklahoma were making fun of him for it.
>>141770848
>>141776528
>>141777534The look on the coach's face is the same one Nick Saban had when he got one second back on the clock, which resulted in the Kick Six.
>>141777534This might be the most spiritually broken player I’ve seen in a college football field.
>>141777821
>>141770848WE WANT CALEBWE WANT CALEB WE WANT CALEB >meanwhile me
>>141777898i still dont understand why Van Dyke didnt just say "lol fuck the play call" and knelt the ball. afraid of being benched for insubordination?
>>141776528I remember against Clempus in 21 that they drove at the end, scored a field goal to cut it to 14-6, then recovered the onside kick, drove to like the 1 where they were stopped on a 4th & goal, then Clempus immediately fumbled and recovered for a safety, and then Tech got the ball back and drove againThat's 3 drives pretty much back to back to backAgainst a shitty team that can't be easy
>>141778073It’s called chain of command, anon. It’s how we do things in this department.
>>141775264>but in all likelihood sticks stay sticksNah. The majority of women eventually pull the pin on the fat grenade.Stick women will become curvy women.Curvy women become fat women. Fat women become obese women.Obese women become landwhales.
>>141772669>>141776544
>>141775264The instant the ring touches her outstretched hand the arm jello will drop.
>>141781428>>141782469There’s no guarantee the far goes where you want it too. Again, terrible thing to gamble on.
>>141783872You can do some scouting on her mom, aunts and sisters
>>141784054I don’t get this ring around the rosie shit. You could just date a thick girl.>but she’ll get fatterWhich means her tits and ass will be even bigger. And you can always beat her if she gets too big.
>>141662888i want to make linebacker children with lefty
>>141784174After having kids it's much more likely a thick girl becomes a ham planet than a skinny girl becomes fat
>>141784174You don’t understand that thick>hambeast is a more likely outcome than thin>thin over the long run. Hell, thin>hambeast is more likely than thin>thin.The overwhelming majority of women gain significant amounts of weight during pregnancy and in middle age.
>>141777898>>141617321The fields of Kansas State are sown with broken hearts.
Fuck Colorado.
>>141785051Don't weep for >us, I'm pretty happy with how things are looking for Kansas State athletics>amazing athletic director who is old enough he is staying here until retirement>quality head coaches for football, men's basketball, women's basketball and baseball>avoided relegation, if it was the Big 12 that died instead of the Pac 12 >we are likely in the same situation as Oregon State and Washington State>spent the 2010s and early 2020s doing all of >our big facility upgrades when interest rates were low and before inflation skyrocketed (new press box with more suites, new suite area behind one endzone, new locker rooms/weight rooms/training rooms/AD offices, prettied up most of the stadium with more limestone facades, new indoor football practice facility, new basketball practice facility, new volleyball and T&F arenas)>because all of the infrastructure bills are taken care of >we can direct donorbux to NIL now>very good chance the football team lands its first ever 5* high school recruit in the 2025 class
>>141715636I’m pretty stoked about it desu, lemonade out of lemons
>>141785759>our big facility upgrades when interest rates were lowLooks like South Florida wishes they had been able to do that. >Fast forward to June and September 2023 and the terms of the Truist bonds are presented first to the USF Board of Trustees (June) and then to the Florida State Board of Governors (September). The recommended terms with Truist were $200 million with a 20-year term at an interest rate of 6.68% (Figure 4). The first three years during construction of the stadium are interest-only payments, and the payment after construction is estimated at $17.7 million per year (versus CSL’s pro forma at $8.7 million). https://billfarley.substack.com/p/private-capital-stings-the-university>USF ended up closing the loan in December 2023 at a slightly lower interest rate of 6.48%, but a higher annual payment of $19.6 million a year (versus $8.7 million per year in CSL’s pro forma which used public financing)(Figure 8). The jump in payments appears to be due to an error in the amortization table presented to the USF Board of Trustees and the Florida State Board of Governors in June and September 2023.Looks like USF has financially crippled themselves for decades with bad funding for their stadium. They have to make almost $20 million per year just for payments on their stadium. Easy for an SEC team, not so easy for a G5. If you're a student at USF, expect those athletics fees to increase rapidly.
If someday Congress or the Department of Education bans the use of student loans for paying athletics fees, most of FCS and the G5 will end up bankrupt. Even without the burden of Title IX, most of those departments can't survive without student fees.
>>141785759The b12 relegated themselves with a lot of dumbass kneejerk panic additions
>>141787897They'd be better off without the eastern flank of the conference but at the time they were fighting for survival and made a deal with the G5 devil. They had no way of knowing the PAC12 would kill itself. And since the Big XII is where ESPN put the money it had earmarked for the PAC12, it's possible that had they not stabilized the conference, that ESPN would have made a counteroffer to the PAC12 instead of walking away from the negotiation.
>>141787952Still relegated and when the next round of realignment happens I wouldn’t be surprised if the western bit sheds a few teams back to the PAC if wazzou and Oregon State keep the lights on somehow
>>141785051He looks sad but that fat Miami player looks like his wife died in a car accident.
>>141787897B12 at this rate could split into an East/West and sell naming rights for both. Genius really.
>>141776528The defense choked just as much. Everything had to go wrong went wrong in that sequence.
>chair force renovating stadium>Oregon State is playing here this seasonFeels weird
>>141784686It’s not just that thin girls may stay thin. It’s where the weight even goes if she gains it. You don’t have any say in that. Also it sounds really lame to be married to a broom until she has kids. Before children are when you have the most time to enjoy her body. Also losing weight looks to be easier than ever.
>>141789198I would. >welcome to The Twin Peaks Conference Championship presented by Dr Thunder>the winner of tonight’s game faces the Sysco Foods Conference champion in the WWE Gridiron Guillotine Match for a chance to advance to the College Football Playoffs
>>141789374Have the championship game on November 9 and have the trophy be a chunk of the Berlin Wall with the sponsors’ names painted on either side
>>141789198The Buc-ee's Allstate XII Championship trophies are already available.
>>141787145The bottom feeders of FBS are going to destroy themselves trying to keep up in a race they have no business being in. There are sixty or so FBS teams that should just drop down to FCS and stop trying to force their way into a level they never will be.
Why?
>>141794008This thread is certainly filled with feeders if you catch my drift
>>141797167lol
>>141777534Can anyone read lips? I think I see a “what the fuck”
>>141798444Liking to pound slampigs doesn't make you a feeder. They have to be organically grown to be worthwhile. Feeding them cans of condensed milk is cheating.>>141800441Pretty sure he was saying "Let's go Brandon!"
>>141802970>They have to be organically grown to be worthwhile.Then no beast in the US is organically grown since 90% of the obesity here is caused by Nebraskunt, Kansass, and Iowon’t’s corn lobby.
>>141806179most fatties are brown
>>141810542Non sequitur
>A former college football player pleaded guilty Monday in a scheme to fraudulently obtain COVID-related unemployment benefits, according to the U.S. Department of Justice.>Abdul-Malik McClain, 24, pleaded guilty to one count of mail fraud for orchestrating a scheme that netted $283,063 and sought at least $1,056,092, the Justice Department said in a news release.>McClain engineered the scheme with other football players while he was attending USC in 2020. He subsequently transferred to Jackson State, where he played one season, in 2021, at linebacker.The Justice Department said the government authorized Bank of America to issue debit cards to the players, which they allegedly used to make cash withdrawals to fund personal expenses. In some instances, McClain "sought and obtained a cut of the fraudulently obtained benefits for helping others file fraudulent UI applications," the government said.>McClain, who originally pleaded not guilty to 10 counts of mail fraud and two counts of aggravated identity theft in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles in December 2021, is set to be sentenced Sept. 16. He faces a maximum of 20 years in federal prison.
>>141810542I fail to see how that is in any way relevant.
>>141810542Our slampigs are pure Aryan princesses.
>>141800441yea. i think hes saying "What the fuck are we doing here? What the fuck are we doing?"
>>141811602>stimmy fraudReally SC?
It's bullshit that Florida has to play two games in one day. And yes I am prepping my cope already.
>>141811602Damn, I'd expect it from Max Gibbs but this is very shocking.
>>141812863is that the result of rescheduling a previous game?
>>141813031Yes, they postponed last night's game due to weather but kept today's game in the same slot.
>>141813062damn man. how often does that kinda stuff happen?
>>141812863They were gonna have to play two games in a day anyway, I thought
>that reachWhen they say "swing batter" they mean swing on time.
>>141794008Don't hate on EMUThey just signed my Knigga
>that dodge at secondIf Florida loses there will be nothing but "Burnt like Brody" and "Roasted like Rex" jokes whenever Florida loses again this coming up season.
>>141813850that was a nutty play
>>141813771Fitting given the areas surrounding their campus.
vgh, sovl...the Pac is back...
>>141813007Dude must have grow up in section 88 housing.
>>141814214They should just Pac it in at this point
>>141814214>utsa no>memphishell no
yanked after only 8 pitches
>>141787952Maybe it's just me but I think UCF has serious growth potential. They have a huge enrollment, they're in a recruiting hotbed and they've had past success. I could see them putting together something special if they go on a run.
>>141815649Yeah, serious growth potential like a wart on your dick. Just because it's bigger doesn't mean it's any nicer to play with.
Is Florida sending in a right fielder to pitch? The fuck?
>>141723664Qrd?
>>141617789I would NOT eat any of them out, anymore.
Is Neely crying in the dugout?
>>141653218>big 12 gaining teams is the sinking ship while the whatever pac 6 or something isn't
>>141815649UCF is bascially a community college, why would you go there if you could go play sports at a real college?
>>141723664Embarassing, bet that one who has the Omaha police acct. is a female. I smell a lawsuit coming for these pigs and do we have a vid for this acct.
>>141815980Look on the bright side, at least those two dead burnt-up kids didn't have to witness this butchery. They just had to witness their cucked dad butchering one or the other first.
sorry gatoranon
oooooooooooooooo why didnt you winnnnnn ooooooooooooooo ass to mouth is heckling usssssssssssssss
>>141815996>They just had to witness their cucked dad butchering one or the other first.Need to know the full story of this, I heard Florida Men's Baseball coach fucked the dead kids mother?
>>141816068>“You should have put your family first,” he wrote. “Now it's too late. You're so selfish. You're going to live with this the rest of your life.">Paul Reinhart, a popular, gregarious figure across social and political circles, is suspected of killing his sons, Rex, 14, and Brody, 11, earlier this week, then starting a fire at his family’s waterfront vacation home near Suwannee before killing himself, too.Pretty much. Killed the two kids, set the vacation waterfront home on fire, then killed himself. >It is the story of irrational vengeance, two young boys who will never grow old, and a mother’s worst nightmare.Mama is living her best life with the guy she was fucking without the two rugrats she probably hated in tow, she's living the dream. Motherfucker looked like Gomez Addams.
>>141816113>Motherfucker looked like Gomez Addams.But he's part of the Florida baseball team right?
>>141816185That's her husband. Ex-husband, I suppose, since he's dead. He was a booster, wife was probably one of those girls who "escort" athletes on campus to entice them to commit.
>>141816237Thanks, fucked up shit but still did the Gators Baseball coach fuck the two dead boys wife before he found out?
>>141816269Yes. That's what the two A&M fans were heckling him about, the guy went nuts when he found out she was fucking the coach.
>>141816275>Yes. That's what the two A&M fans were heckling him aboutFucking lol and it's very much deserved to be shamed and heckled for a long time. I hope those two A&M fans sue the fuck outta of the Omaha PD for stupid shit.
>>141815996Reading back your post>Look on the bright side, at least those two dead burnt-up kids- oh god i didn't want to know that
>>141816941Look on the bright side, their dad shot them first and they're probably in Purgatory suffering for however long that's gonna take since they likely didn't die in a state of grace due to the fact their mother is a whore and their father was the product of a dysfunctional family himself.
>>141817067I'm not a theologian and there's no holy text that I'm aware of that states this but it seems like if you get killed that young, your soul should be recycled and sent back for a second chance. Adults are judged by the lives they lived with full freedom of choice but children never reach the point where they have much control over their lives so why judge them on it?
Oklahoma-USC natty this year.
>>141818565Who is Oklahoma’s QB this year? The guy that started in the bowl game vs Arizona?
>>141818565Texas and Oklahoma for an all-SEC championship game.
>>141814214Completely wrong business model. Keeping it a regional conference is what will draw student-athletes to the schools. Eventually these kids are going to get sick of traveling 4-5 hours across country and will transfer to their local regional conference when the bag disappears. The Pac-?? should be...Wazzu, Oregon State, Boise State, San Jose State, Fresno State, Nevada, UNLV, San Diego State.
>>141816275God damn, that is some top tier banter
>>141822669no extra money in that, you might as well have the pac go to the mountain west at that point. Travel is still mostly okay, the longest trips are 4-5 hours but the shortest are 2-3 in the air, on top of avoiding the eastern seaboard. 12 teams ensures you don't have to affiliate your non-revenue sports too often and increases your market presence. best of the rest scenario could probably net 1/3-1/2 of the big 12 and acc, which would be a big jump for the new schools.
>>141818540Not if you’re above the age of reason and didn’t take communion.
>>141822669Drop Boise and you get an all Pacific Time Zone conference. Or add Utah State, which is in Logan, not all that far from Boise (relatively speaking). This also opens the advantage of having an nine team conference: four home conference games, four away conference games. No one gets an advantage during years when they have four home games and only three away games.At that point however, you're mostly a relabeled Mountain West, minus the eastern most teams, plus WOSU.
>>141825461>didn’t take communion.Pretty shitty gotcha considering it's not up the kids if they end up receiving communion or not.
>>141825461I’m starting to think the concept of hell as described in the Bible is incompatible with an all-loving God.
>>141826924Purgatory isn’t hell, technically. The Catholics cooked it up because they can’t let Jesus be the only judge of people.
>>141825606That’s why it’s called the age of reasons. Catholics say that when you’re like 7 years old you’re old enough to make decisions like that and you need to confess and be allowed to take holy communion.
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>>141827225Seven year olds can't drive themselves to communion classes. Not sure where you're trying to go with this but it has nothing to do with college sports. Take your ideological axe somewhere else to grind it. >>141825530Merge the two conferences into the Pacific Mountain Conference and have open membership for any FBS school in the Pacific or Mountain time zones. Off the top of my head, I think that would only add UTEP and New Mexico State. Neither is a great add but if the conference switched to open bidding media rights and round robin selection, it wouldn't matter if some programs were less valuable than others. FCS move ups would be far less likely than in the past due to the $5,000,000 FBS entry fee. Only the California FCS schools could come up with that dough. Weber State and Utah Tech aren't moving up at that price.
>>141829756https://www.newadvent.org/cathen/01209a.htmI don't have any axe to grind. It is what it is.
