blithering fast runners editionCurrent and upcoming races:17.06 - 23.06 National Championships week25.06 - 30.06 Internationale LOTTO Thüringen Ladies Tour 2.Pro26.06 - 30.06 Okolo Slovenska / Tour de Slovaquie 2.129.06 - 21.07 Tour de France 2.UWT02.07 - 07.07 Tour of Austria 2.106.07 - 09.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.107.07 - 14.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT07.07 - 14.07 Tour of Qinghai Lake 2.Pro07.07 Argenta Classic - 2 Districtenpijl Ekeren-Deurne 1.1 WE10.07 Giro della Città Metropolitana di Reggio Calabria 1.113.07 - 15.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.114.07 Giro dell'Appennino 1.117.07 - 21.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE21.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE22.07 - 26.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro23.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.124.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.125.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.127.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/Y15cg3xg>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895Previous thread:>>141799307
first for pinching ciclista cheeks
second for ice cream
>>141836890
where cyc
>>141836837Something's missing dear rusbert
>>141836948I knew I forgot something.
>>141836926what is your favorite icecream flevor to enjoy on a bike ride dear rusbert ?
what sport are we talking about in this thread?
>>141836982chocolate pistachio best flavor
>>141837005blithering fast runners innit
>>141837046>pistachiohow very slavic of you
>>141836890I made some yesterday. Strawberry sorbet.
>>141836982Fruity flavors and chocolate are generally good.Anyone claiming anything minty as a good icecream flavor deserves to be cagied.
>>141837116Decent paintjob
>>141837110Yes.
>hé?
home made vanilla icecream made with LOADS of tahiti vanilla and with a mix of cream and whole milk is pure sexonothing beats itstore bought vanilla icecream tastes so fake
>>141837128what about exotic delicacies such as vanilla, cacao, pecan, et cetera
What's your ideal Tour de Frons podium?for me it's1. Vingegaard2. Gall3. Pogacar
>>141837278An apartment building near my place now regularly has a pile of sunflower shells outside on the floor.Slavs confirmed.
>>1418373361. Vingegaard2. Roglic3. /elite/Pogi DNF
>>1418373361. KUSS2. [stripped, for doping violation]3. O'jorgens
>>141837005/bolo palma/ - general
>>1418373361. Pinot2. Landa3. Ciccone
>>1418373361. Remco2. Rog3. Pog4. Jonasall close with big gap to 5
>>141837336Jonas DNS
Tarling got rather goofy ears
>>141837406I think we're roughly done with it, at least we Polaks. Wherever I see sunflower seed mess now it is gypsies or ukies.
>>141837450im convinced you are either some brit on a VPN or irishbert on vacation again
>>1418373361.rogličman can dream
>>1418373361. Paul Lapeira2. Vingegaard +1"3. Cavendish +17'35"
>>141837504attention payers know (not telling)
>>1418373361. Pogi2. Ayuso3. Primoz
>>141836353who is this?
>>141837562
>>141837406>>141837495I got a very tragic secret. I have an allergy for sunflower seeds shells. my skin gets very itchy when I try to peel them. can only eat them pre-peeled.
>>141837504I know who it is but you didn't pay attention again
>>141836138r*nning has nothing to do with itbut once i started pushing some BIG watts again I suddenly felt BACK, which was nicemy HR average was back to health levely, 110 bpm average at 175 watts average
>>1418373361. Roglic2. Pogacar3. Yates A
>>1418373361. Pinot2. Don't care3. Don't care
>>141837435
>>141837597That's an oddity. Like real specific oddity. Do you have any other food allergies?
>>141837576please do not let this post drown
>>141837686I don't have food allergies, more like external factors allergies. sunflowers seeds shells (dust from it more specifically) and sagebrush pollen.
all these lads doing tdf. my god. some seriously top jockeys will not even make the top 10. imagine the ELITE breaks there will be
>>141837734
>>141837770It's the same every year. Grug is the only top rider in recent memory that willingly missed the tour
>>141837878never this strong. this is strongest of all time I would say
>>1418373361. Rog2. Pog3. Remco
>>141837878Van Aert would have missed it this year without the crash. And every year some top 10 GC riders choose the Giro instead
>>141837917It's only missing top sprinters like Milan, Merlier and Kooij, TTers like Ganna and Tarling and some irrelevant GC riders like Martinez and O'Connor. Overall I'd say it is the strongest of all time
>>141837792what a cute little bugger
>>141837769At least it is not something you have a lot of encounters with all the time, unless you have a lot of sagebrush pollinating near our /cyc/ office branch region.I don't have allergies at all, although I have noticed I am having less energy in the pollen season.I only get mad shits after dried apricots and plums. Like ballistic, explosive diarrhea.
Betting on Pogacar is free money
Is this /tri/?
>>141838031also the overall strength in depth of the peloton is at an all time high. the domestiques are on the level of GC guys from years ago. very few jobbers who offer nothing compared back in the day when half the race were amateur level
>>141838138Without running and swimming, yes
>>141837770>no STUSSI>no ZOIDL>no MOREIRAmickeymouse race to be honest
>>141838136just like last year right?
>>141838264No because last year I believed Pogi had 0% chance of winning
>>141838136lay bet on pogačar
>>141838264no it is very different from last year actually. the opposite even
Vingegård: NVIDIAPogacar: AMD
gonna put the apartment on Jonas
>>141838264You mean 2022 because as far as I recall nobody expected Pogacar to win last year. We were doomposting as early as March I think
>>141838079few years ago I, for the first and hopefully last time, encountered hay fever for something unknown. this shit sucks balls. I don't know how people endure it every year. I went to a pharmacy to get something for a running nose. they sold me a spray specific for hay fever and, sure, my nose become dry, but I got hit with every side effect listed in the description. tiredness, drowsiness and finally massive nose bleeds. I've never encountered anything like this with any medication in my life. I'm very happy this hay fever business was one time thing so far
>>141838368Based Pog
>>141838393i thought Pogi would win last year in marchthe route was better for him
>>141838368>Vingegård: NVIDIAoverpriced, over-hyped and under performing?
>>141838428Pogi didn't drop Vinge once in TdF 2022 and Vinge was doing mega watts with mega gaps in every race in 2023. Unless you thought Paris-Nice was relevant (it wasn't) there were no reason to think that
>>141838368roglič: voodoo3
>>141838571>nostalgic boomersAccurate
>>141838550ngl Paris-Nice made me doubt Jonas even morei still thought it would be close since Pogi only had to overcome 1 stage (Loze)
>>141838428Yes well maybe it was just me doomposting who knows I don't pay that much attention but I saw Pogacars destruction as clearly as I can see this post
>>141838571who is the rider we can compare to intel integrated graphics?
These were the final odds last year>Vingegaard 2.1>Pogacar 2.1>Hindley 15>Mas Nicolau 26>Skjelmose Jensen 26>O'Connor 34>Carapaz 41>Gaudu 41>Suleiman Yatesi 41>Abdulah Yatesi 51>Bardet 67>Martinez Povidla 67>Rodriguez Cano 67>Pidcvck 67>Landa 67>Bernal Gomez 81>Gall 101
>>141838620I saw PN like Tirreno 2022, not relevant for the Tour. And Pogi was better than expected in the Tour yeah, probably because he changed his trainer for Sola during the Tour 2023 prep
>>141838674Woutalways stable in what he/it does (getting 2nd) (lasting for YEARS)
>>141838674landa
>>141838708>Skjelmose Jensen 26I like this guy but I doubt he will ever be a GT contender. He does not have the consistency over three weeks.
Pogi at 1.66 is kinda insanethere is some really hard mountain stages with loads of altitudethe last 6 stages are very hardstage 21 TT, Jonas has always beaten Pogi in late TT's
>>141838708Bookies like to overrate Pogacar
>>141838881He does not have the consistency over three days
>>141838988the bald Plugge
>>141839027*the bald Madiot
>>141839088how can you compare him to Madiot?if you told that to him in person he would slap you
>>141839132Every sane person would rather be compared to madiot than to Plugge
>>141839132Former doper who is now an advocate for squeaky clean cycling
>>141839154the other way around
>>141839184Jonas is also an advocate for squeaky clean cycling
>>141837454the three have nice, meaty pussy. now you can't unsee it.
>>141839184sounds like every sports director ever
>>141839184that's Vaughters
>>141840233Remember when Vaughters was battling with Pinot on twitter and Armstrong came to Pinots aid because he saw an opportunity to shit on Vaughters? A rare moment where cycling social media got entertaining
>>141840150Redhead doesn’t pretend to advocate for clean cycling or whatever
Honestly I don't see any way jonas isn't wearing yellow in Paris in a month. I guarantee UAE is gonna blow their load in the first week while visma is just chilling and gaining strength, then the third week they will KWAB tadej like always. I bet wout even drops him again lmao
>>141840420everyone should shit on Vaughters if opportunity arises
>>141840600I mean nice
>>141840691>>141840600I had totally forgotten about the end in a TT. I bet jonas goes in with like a 1:25 lead, and then completely destroys him. It's over for tadej. I would bet my entire savings right now but I'm gonna wait for the odds increase when UAE goes try hard for the stages in italy
>>141840754
>>141840850Jonas best odds were probably just after itzula crash
>>141841007they removed him from the odds pool after the crash
Appearantly Vlasov was given permission to go to the Olympics by the IOC despite his nationality but he chose to stay home and dope instead
>>141841161not much point in going there if you have no team and 0 chance to win
>>141841161he should just get Finnish nationality
>>141841047cheating cunts
>>141840754>capeshitVingegaard = RedditPogacar = 4chan
>>141841281Pogi is the biggest Reddit rider since RedditGirl
>>141840233Vaughters was such an advocate for clean cycling that he claimed he'd end his team if one of his riders ever got caught. Not a lot of follow through, however.
>>141841434Nice headcanon
Also ended up finding this one
>>141841281vinge is facebook
>>141841778does anyone have the cort tweet with the rock hard or whatever it was
>>141841477>advocates for clean cycling>signs Padun
>>141841932kek
Vingegaard = facebookPogacar = redditRemco = instagram Roglic = 4chan
>>141841932I think about his ridiculous two stages more than I'd like to admit
>>141842327>Roglic = 4chanAbsolutely not.
>>141842327Roglic would be Myspace
>>141842327Bardet is 4chansome old dude that has missed out on all the big wins
Cristian David Ricardo Rico wind down in Columbia on the Apia
>>141842327Vingegaard = RedditPogi = RedditRemco = RedditRoglic = RedditJay VINE = /cyc/
went for a sw*mstarting to get awfully lean, I may surprise in the passes this summer
>>141843835good good, more stronger berts
I think today will be my last day off the bike dealing with this saddle sore. I have been off bike since Tuesday and applying benzoyl peroxide twice daily with good results.I'm also officially booking a bike fit
>>141843927Have you taken your wallet out of your back pocket?
>>141843927honestly if you just put your 60mm wallet in your left back pockets things should even out
Hello Berts I am home from the office (I took a 2:30 hour lunch break to have some pie and pilsners for lunch and then left 90 minutes early)
Spanish footy player is named Laporte
>>141844321boss earns a dollar, I earn a dimeI'll do whatever I want on company time
>>141844392it's actually a frenchman that switched sides
>>141844392He's Fr*nch
>>141844048>>141844086I was not the bert with the 60mm wallet. Mine is under the critical 32mm cutoff for pain.
Heat wave bros how are we holding up? It's hell to be outside after like 12.
>>141844657That was me and I have never had back- or asspain
>>141844676harden up bitch boy it's summer time now
>>141837116Normally I hate Dogmas but this new one looks really good.
>>141844676Genuinely unbearably hot and humid in the nation's capitol right now, luckily my office is compensating by blasting sub-zero temps inside so you have to bring a sweater with you
>>141841778loooooooooooooooooool
>>141844901dude it looks exactly the same as the last model
>>141844392more french than the french team
>>141842327Roglic = Facebook (old boomers)Pogacar = Reddit (wholesome)Remco = 4chan (seething manlet)Vingegaard = N/A (no international fans)
Spaniards flopping
Booked a bike fit (with custom insole fabrication). It is eye wateringly expensive but I am very intrigued to see what difference this makes
Froom = Gaia Online (a dead relic)
>>141847167I think it would be simple to stop flopping:1. If you spend any time at all down (don't just stretch and pop back up), then you are taken out of rest of game for precautionary measures and independent tests with physician2. If video analysis shows you were flopping, you are banned from sport for life. Can never play a minute of pro-level soccer ever again.
>>141847186honestly keep me posted, I feel like I'm also not perfectly even on the bike but am also not willing to invest in bike fitting till it becomes a real notable problem
>>141847186It's good to have your anus measured inside out from time to time
>>141847280Don't be a retarded American
>>141847320I just hate any and all sports with flopping. Soccer, NBA, etc. I think punters in NFL who flop trying to get roughing the kicker calls should be subject to same rules.There really is nothing more cowardly and less sporting than rolling around on ground in faux agony peering thru fingers on your face hoping for a call
>>141847186Bike fitting is a retarded money drain thats pretty much divination. It's the cyclist equivalent of booking an appointment at the psychanalist. You probably have too much weight on your saddle. Try shifting more weight on the front of the bike
>>141847735>claims bike fitting is makebelieve>provides bike fit suggestion
>>141847186you got scammed you retardbike fits are complete broscience
>>141847894that will be $300 y*rokroners (plus tip)
>>141847735>>141848320maybe. but maybe not. we just don't know.
I'm no expert but you should listen to my expert advice.
where can I stream TdF Unchained S2?
>now that was a real team
>>141848754netflix
Crab soup for dinner. It was very bland
>Chris HORNER believes in Wout VAN AERT and Sepp KUSS
>>141848864I was hoping for an alternative type of service. Like 123movies. Something in that vain.
>>141848876I drank the broth and added a tbsp of spicy Harissa and a bunch of freshly chopped red onions to the remaining vegetables and crab meat and ate it like a stew, less bland. Much to learn for making soup
>>1418373361. Obree (bipolar)2. Ian Stannard3. Me, why not?
>>141848880I believe
>>141848793Apparently the new PCM is absolutely shite even compared to recent years. I think the franchise is dying to be honest, absolutely useless french devs add fuck all to the game every year other than over complicated whilst completely useless features. They get more licenses, player base is still there. Needs to be taken by another game studio.
>>141837336Chris FroomeRichie Porte Richie Froome
>>1418373361. Pogacar2. Ayuso3. Yates4. Almeida
>I don't think Pogacar and his team are close to our system, to be honest," Jeukendrup claims in an interview with NOS.>Since 2017, Jeukendrup has been affiliated with Visma and guided them on what the riders should consume before, during and after races. And this is exactly where he thinks Visma is ahead of other teams. Also Pogacars.>Jeukendrup points out that they operate with a combination of fructose and glucose as the riders' intake of carbohydrates, and this method can provide almost 100 percent more carbohydrates in the body.>And it is precisely this that can improve the riders' performance by up to 17 percent, he elaborates.
>>141849488every decent gel you can buy is glucose + fructoseis this nigga serious? fucking lab management cringe again
>>141849488I would like her to step on my testicles and give me cauliflower ear with her thighs. I lust over strong heroic women.
>>141849488> improve the riders' performance by up to 17 percentlollmao even
>>141849488Nigga that combo of glucose and fructose is pretty close to ordinary table sugar
Yates + Jowl was kino
>>141849488I made this screencap of lisa klein squeezing the fanta can. i'm still proud of it years later
>>141849488imagine you look like this and your name is jeukendrup lmao
>>141850051Sounds like an STD
elden ring dlc is coming out?
>>141837336RoglicEvenepoel Kelderman
sup nerds
>>141822959Dannyyyyyyyyyyy waarom neuk je met mn tegenstandurr
some names
Very, very sad about Donald SUTHERLAND's passing today. Celebrating his legacy by watching M*A*S*H (1970)
>>141850595>Ey yo, Poot. Where the hell is Wallace man
>playing tradle>ketonesMust be Netherlands
lancesisters...
>>141850863Pixelchad
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/keanu-czech
>>141850168i cannot comment as this is /cyc/ and that's not a /cyc/ related post
>>141851211was 107th in Grand Prix Bati-Metallo an insignificant result?
>>141850625https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODV6mxVVRZkReal hamburger hill hours
>>141849488i can't fucking wait until lab gets dragged through the mud this year, insufferable cunts
>>1418373361. Gee2. Pog 3. Almeida
do you raise your saddle when you're on road with your mountain bike?
>>141849488Visma not being arrogant assholes every other day challenge: impossible
>>141849488>Just eat more carbs and you have 7 w/kg
>>141852244>2024 (two-thousand and twenty-four)>not using a dropper postIt's like you don't even consoom bert
>>141850399wheres her chamois pad????????????????????????????????
Eating pussy. How are the Berts?
Eating cheese. I love cheese.
>>141855214Yum!
>>141855214
how do you guys find the energy to lift on top of riding? I'm riding 3 times per week and squatting 3 times per week, I feel like I can barely recover, let alone add more riding hours.
I got a massive blister on top of my toe. I think I nee to invest in some decent socks. Any recs?
>>141856941No lifting for me. I have a physically intensive job and the only extra exercises I do is core work.Honestly I can't stress enough on just how usefull it is to have a strong core. Haven't had back pain ever since I took training it seriously.
>>141848880Believes in what capacity? Certainly not the tdf
>>141857106Whats your core routine?
>>141857065I don't own any socks
>>141857373Honestly just whatever I feel like .I switch it around pretty much every time I do it. Plank, sit ups, crunches, bicycle crunches, russian twist, leg raises....I just do something as long as I'm doing it for 20 + minutes.
as for me?SEPP f*cking KUSS
>Everything's okay by the way, with that leader. Mentally, the sudden passing of his grandfather, which caused him to miss three days of altitude training , will undoubtedly have hit him hard. But physically it's fine. “Things are going very, very well with Tadej,” says Wellens. “A few days ago I was training with him in the mountains. His condition is phenomenal. And by extension that of the entire UAE team.
>>141849488Sugar water bros, we are redeemed again
>>141859514https://www.osmrtnice.si/vsebina/franc-stebeAccording to this he died 10 days ago
>>141857065Toe socks and barefoot shoes, you'll never go back to regular ones
>>141860222>barefoot shoesJust be barefoot at that point
>>141849488Why do these dutchoids always have to be so arrogant, also they haven't won a monument in forever so why don't they just eat more carbs in those races
>>141857065Getting shoes that fit you to reduce friction would be a good start
>>141859514>>141860221whats up with Tadej and his family dying before big races
>>141861744Old and sick people die and there's almost always a big race around unless they die from late october to january
>>141861362>also they haven't won a monumentGive them so slack, they only recruited 5 former top10 in flanders in the last 4 years Bert and a former P-R winner, you can't expect them to win these races yet
>30-year-old Katie Archibald is a two-time Olympic champion on the track (in Rio she won gold in the team pursuit, in Tokyo gold in the team race) and was the top favorite in the omnium in Paris, where she would be a competitor of Lotte Kopecky.>But Archibald will be missing in Paris due to a series of injuries, including a double leg fracture. She had surgery on Wednesday. “I tripped on a step in the garden and somehow managed to dislocate my ankle, break my tibia and fibula and tear two ligaments off the bone,” Archibald wrote on her Instagram. "What does it matter."This sounds like the bullshit excuses you come up with to your parents. She was 100% drunk when this happened
>>141861887If only they would get their fructose/glucose balance better. I mean a 17% improvement, that like 4 km/h faster. They'd have the entire top 10 to themselves
>>141860338It is often cold and wet and you want some protection from the elements, at that point it's nice to have barefoot shoes that still have the wide toebox and zero drop flexible sole. I particularly like RealFoot's offerings, they have good shoes for wide feet.
Setup for todays TT
>>141842351our boy squeaker was born because of that. it had big impact on this very /cyc/
>>141862236I need to read the archives of the threads again
>>141862233Good luck today
>>141862233Based rimchad, good luck
>>141862233Good luck bert, will be looking out for you today too.
>>141862233Best of luck bert, smash those pedals
>>141862233Good luck bort
>>141862233Good luck brert
>>141862233godspeed
>>141862233good luck bertwhat is your own goals for the TT?
>Finishes 12th
We live with ridiculously wet Norwegian U23 ladies
>>141863250
>>141863249he looks like a villain
>>141863249He looks like an AI version of himself
Israel-Premier Tech zonder Chris Froome naar Tour de France
>>141863262Proper june weather
>>141863367>one fraud replaces another
>>141863367Team still looks horribleBovineKakkermann FuglsangWtf are they thinking
>>141863249impressive. very nice.now let's see godon's wkg data.
>faut pas pleurer mon petit zoomer
>>141863476>Only 30Fucking hell he looks 45
>>141863476a shit eating grin if ever i saw one
>>141863513he got very profound mimic wrinkles and overall rugged look. reminds me of actors in the 50s
>>141862233godspeed bert
>>141863250if only that were true. if only...
>>141863167I just want to do better than last year, hopefully more than 45 km/h
>>141863745It's possible it was a man's race ...
>>141863398you can't trust these dodgy cunts. any one of them could be the next Gee or Strong or Williams
>>141863398maybe so if some Palestine supporter will crash the whole team with no survivors, nothing of value would be lost
>>141863749do it rosenbert gwaan la
We live with Polish grilles
Will Froome finally retire?
>>141864422gimme aero eastern yuro gf
>>141864588He's been retired for 5 years, he just has a massive pension
>>141864588and straight into the eurosport commentary box
D*scbros??? And she's not the only one
>>141864797shameful display
>>141864797yes well what did you think I meant by aero
>>141864864>yes well what did you think I meant
>>141864797Isn't just old bikes for poor riders?
>>141864934yes, well, it would surprise me if all 17 year old polish grills were riding on 15k bikes
>>141841221He could still join the giga orgies they do during the olympics. Female athletes are huge slags.
>>141844838this. fuck all this whining, like its the first time we have 30+ degree weather
>>141864957Poles are poor that's true.
>>141849488UAE is stronger though.
>>141861744Karma for all the stolen victories from rookie cyclist.
>>141865007We have 23 here and people are already having heat strokes.
I'm thinking today is a bacon salat sandvich day
Absolute slurper by the polish girls. G2 consisting of 30 refuses to catch 2 (two).
spot a betrayer
>>141865175UAE needs to get some better communication people. Their jerseys suck ass and their geaphics are laughable. I thought they had infinit money?
>>141865259I'm chuckling at blurry low res Soler
>>141865175Pogs/Elites/Ayusos necks must be shopped this long
>>141865301Necklet detected
>>141865359Bert, I have everything long
>>141865281kek hadn't even seen that
>>141865175Atchooso and Gonçalves are looking awful shifty
>ideal surface for sprint finishPoles, what the FUCK
>>141865468and sheikh got giant head
>>141865211The r5 with this scheme will be pretty nice
Shame
>>141865555
>>141865494Markus Solar looks like oblivion bosmer
>>141865555Another excellent signing
>>141865555shartsisters in the mud
>The choice for Team Jayco-AlUla is also no surprise. As a triathlete, Blummenfelt has been sponsored by Giant (Calex), the bicycle brand of the Australian formation, since 2021. According to 'The Triathlon Hour', the thirty-year-old has a three-season contract, starting in January 2025.Remco about to lose his place as fattest boy in the peleton
>>141865595not like we have any in this esteemed general
>>141865555great news
got chocolate on my brand new gleaming white tshirt
>>141865555>Downerdisgraceful using such derogatory language in this day and age smdh
>>141865636Het is voorbei
https://x.com/Ovrnundr/status/1803871653652500901Top kek, great lunch break
>>141865636it just adds some diversity to the fabricwhat is the problem?
>>141865624Riley Pickrell is already the most obese rider
>>141865688Veganbert on patrol
>>141865688kek why did he do it
>>141865688An impressive assassination to be honest
>>141865648
Last week at my local /cyc/ office. Apparently the people like me because they got me flowers. And a gift card so that is nice. But what the hell am I going to do with flowers. I don't even have a vase.
>>141865281Is that a hole in his ear?
>>141865749Maybe they pretended to like you so you don't come back and shoot the office up
>>141865555GOOD news. I have some flowers to put on his grave too if necessary!
>>141865749give them to your wife of course
>>141865773I am a friendly guy
>>141865473They really want to kill a sprinter don't they?
>>141865648This is anti gen-x speech.
>>141865804Let them go bert
Absolute scenes at the ITT championship What a top 10
>>141865962The spanish*
>tfw no CAMPOS daniela gfI suffer in appalachia
>>141865981Somehow worse than the french
Did a spontaneous 20 minute despite being ill not eating well and it was HOT. Power vanished at 17 minutes, watts in free fall. Legs just ran out of juice. Could have kept that 290, possibly 300 if I didn't squat yesterday, ate, wasn't coming from illness etc. Pleased I felt strong for most of it.
>>141866147Mohoric won ours by over a minute. Tells you all about the quality of that race.
>>1418662094 (four) entries
>>141865175Love this team, just a bunch of hardworking high climbing level good guys and our boys. I wonder if I consider this team better than that jumbo team that was sent to the tour previous years. Apart from Pollitt they have all won WT stage races, that is a pretty impressive feat to achieve
Glad we atleast have a requirement for everyone to show up for the road race.Should do the same for the ITT
>>141865962>>141865981the zoomers are taking over
>>141866241Ah yes, the inescapable mandatory requirement unless you are injured. Too bad wout van aert missed it due to a knee injury in 2022, at least he recovered well from it for the tour de france
Bad TT from Lazkano
>Justyna Czapla
>>141866281Remember when jumbo posted a photo of wouts bruised knee? They painted some bruises on there with make up and the world believed it
>>141866315>Justine Heron
>>141866329>Justdo Heroin
>>141866337Bad advice bert. Bad!
been a nice refreshing break from goomblepostinglong may it continue
>>141866383Why are you thinking about goombling right now bertman
>1 week to the tourwhere did the time go?
>>141866383yeah why are you pondering the goomble at this very moment?
>>141865742Yeah, dude came with good speed and angle, even went off after it easy
>>141866415We are living in a simulationYou cannot remember a single stage of the dauphine.
>>141866623I don't remember the stages but I remember that memco got BTFO.
>>141866623everybody remembers Remco struggling and GEE raiding
We live in Poland againWe live in the Baltics
>>141866623>he doesn't remember GEEyou WILL remember him once the much feared Dauphine Estrogen Protocol™ comes into effect
We (not) live in Canada
why don't you have a career like this berts
>>141867332I am not a Romanian woman
ugliest woman in pro peloton, no contest
>>141867480>literally racing against Janneke en Mieke and losingshameful performance from the German women
>>141867480she's a big gal. I wonder why they do the Deutschlandmeisterschaften at the same place like last year. yes, it's just across the Swiss border.
>>141867480
Just got a call from a US number. Californian I think. One of the burgerberts is on to me.
>>141867449Yet
>>141867600hello sir, my lego kit is missing a piece.
>>141867600You've got me lucky digits on your startnumber.It is going to go GREAT with this blessing.
>>141867600didn't you hear? the "/cyc/ spreadsheet" got hacked by a ramson group. IT played hardball and they decided to go after berts and get the money themselves. Expect an in-person visit next.
>>141867699>>141867837Mixed messages Berts. Maybe I'll have a nice and lucky in-person visit!
>>141867945Jan Speegosh and his Swiss friend are on their way.
>retiring after ending the curseKino
My feet hurt
>>141865175They should take the beaner
Philipsen is such a din du nuffing nigger holy shit.
>>141868046I'm categorically against including neo-pros into TdF roster. it is just inhumane
>>141868047Ya he's a bitch. Wouldn't even dislike him if only he stood by how he ride.
>>141864990I've heard the Olympic villages give out condoms and std tests because it's an enormous coomfest.
Did a run on the short TT route. Legs feeling good and route seems very fast. Gonna start getting ready in an hours time
>>141868071>inhumaneInb4 AJ August is dragged to the tour
>>141868071neo-pro Pogi did the Vuelta in his first world tour season. the rest is history.
Anyone notice Philipsen and Van Der Poel were a bit handsy with each other in the Netflix series? There were multiple scenes I feel like of them massaging each other and stuff. Is this normal?
>>141868155You don't touch your friends?
>>141868153Vuelta and Giro are more laidback. Stress levels aren't comparable
>>141868155Yeah super normal. Males of the Bro phenotype loooves to do slightly gay displays with their close friends.
>>141868135I'm interested to see how someone like that doesHe's on local Strava and at 15 years old he was at 6 w/kg easily
>>141868153Vuelta is maybe less inhumane, but then again it was a gamble. Pog and Remco made it quite harsh for neo-pros after them
>Michel Hessmann has been suspended by the German anti-doping agency NADA for four months, with retroactive effect of three months. This is the result of a positive doping test by the German cyclist from Visma | Lease a Bike where traces of Chlortalidone were found. Hessmann is suspended for another month and will work with Visma | Lease a Bike will discuss a possible return to the team.The fuck kinda sentence is that, meanwhile UCI doesn't even give a shit
>>141868098Good luck fren!
>>141868019Huh? But he is only 33
>>141868478it's just not the same without Pinot around
>>141868478His soul is 67
>>141868088Everytime they prepare hundred of thousand of condoms and they finish them within days. Pure nasty whores all around.
Why would you retire after Dauphiné anyway
>>141868239power alone isn't gonna carry you through 21 stages of highest level of competition possible in stage racing. it is very hard not only physically, but for your mental state
>>141868155It's ok if you are not an insecure bitch boy.
>>141868264free MAL
>>141868611Avoid another himiliation in the tour
>>141868019Did he? After a decent display this year he didn't accomplish anything in the end.
>>141868264aint no way LAB takes him back
>>141868689He's dead gone and had his results scrapped
Vinokourov i such a fine specimen.
>>141868076In every sprint they show in Unchained he's fucking over some other rider lmao. What a bitch.
>>141869061D-did you not watch all the sprints live last year, Bert?
>>141869271I barely remember what I ate this morning.
>>141869271it wasn't as black and white, I'd say most of the time /cyc/ was 50/50 on jasper, he should probably have lost one sprint tho. And netflix is trying to sell on the drama too
>>141869471When you see the footage he is indeed cutting off other riders.
I remember when grug bodycheck'd girmay out of the way fuck yeah that was awesome I wish I saved the webm
>>141869471I don't think he did anything wrong and hope he does it again
>>1418662233 actually starting, assured a medal just for showing up.
>>141869506>>141869522i rest my case
>>141869543>lelgianYou have no case.
>>141869522He didn't do anything wrong. I thought it was obvious they were forcing him as a baddie. I like that they showed him just laughing at the nerds on the internet mad at him.
>>141869471most of the sprinters are assholes, it's kinda their thing. it's really on judges 2bh
>>141869582A miserable fuck up like you would never know what it takes to win
>>141869615Look at yourself.
>>141869610chuckled at this part btw
>>141869615What Groenewegen should have said to Kwabio and that crybaby Lefévère
>>141869687real kwab mentality
>>141869536imagine the cycling race.
Is the Dansk stream up somewhere?
>>141869610yeah, he was kinda pushing it but still not far off of the normal, maybe they should have relegated him once just cause? but then people would be bitching about all the other times. There is no winning here, unless they are going to be consistent about doing it. The best is to do it only when it is very clear (which they still don't do many times lmao)
>>141869853Nevermind.
>>141869701Greenstreets still pulls the exact same shit and he has probably recieved the worst punishment of them all.
Sprinting is so fucking gay now. No 2000w powerhouses anymore. It's all superpuncheurs doing the sprints these days.
>>141869860If they enforce the rules, riders will start following them. Not rocket science.
>>141869913Sprinting is gay period. Sprinting wins count for 0 wins in my book
>>141869924but then they gotta do it and will still catch flak, tdf sprint deviations were a bit sketchy but not THAT bad. I do agree that they should be consistent tho, there were some pretty bad violations where they should have done something and didn't
>>141869536Brave post. Usually all the Berts body anyone that dare post anything making any kind of jest of rusbert and his "country".
bert.......our very own bert who does our national TT starts 10 minutes before >we live
>>141870113What makes Philipsen a bitch is not his sprinting. It's how he tries to pretend that hes sprinting all clean. If only he said they have to push back and stop being sissies, then I wouldn't have anything against him
>>141870185shameful display
>>141869860honestly, inconsistency in judge rulings is highly infuriating. and not because of virtue signaling and what not, maybe I'm slightly autistic I don't like it when there's no clarity whatsoever. I mean, I don't care if they'll sprint like bumper cars, would be more entertaining as far as I'm concerned. you either enforce your rules 100% of the time, or scrap it altogether. most of the time, they relegate if there's crash or some outrage. the whole drama around these things is very tiring.
>>141870185>>141870211BUTif we are lucky the transmission for the ladies continues on to the men and in that way we can spot him
>>141870185wouldnt be a bert if hes not kwabbed in any way after all our motto is "it's over"
>>141870208Agreed, he could just stick to the fact that that is what sprinting is all about it would be way better than just smiling and pretending nothing happened
>>141870284the Le Huitouze lad looks sligthly retarded
>>141870284waar mbappe?
>>141870284Shitty roster tbf. Need to get banlieue population into cycling
>>141870284is that really france? why are they so white?
>Mariboonly real berts remember this slutta
>>141870284Le Huitouze is kinda a disappointment. he was kinda hyped before signing with FDJ
Now that's a good team
team presentations this day next week. word on the street is Remco will turn up proper fuckin skelly
>>141870554Lapeira French champion
>>141870528He was a bit hyped as a time trialist but it looks like he's just a slightly improved Davy. So a bottle fetcher
emenoshkobjeu
>>141870601>summer vacation next week>TDF starts next week>EM in footy curently on the TVyea im thinking we comfy
>>141870664once again i remind everyone that womens cycling dont matter and that they dont have Grand Tours
>>141870554>Baudin, Cosnefroy, Gautherat, Godon, LapeiraAll potential winners. FDJ in the mud.
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/clement-davy/He will probably stay his whole career at FDJ but honestly he doesn't deserve to be a professional. One of his top results on PCS is 6th KOM A Travers les Hauts de France (2.2)
>>141870761some kind of nepo baby?
>>141870761At least he doesn't DNF everything, he would be a useful bottle fetcher for a team that can win races
>>141870833He's from Mayenne like Madiot so kinda maybe
>>141870720marc madiot was righthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb4N3EEfA0c&t
>>141870935Fignon thinks exactly the same but he's too polite to say it in her face
Was banned again for three days because one of you reported me for racism, stop it.
>>141870935im sure Madiot is correct and based as usualbut i dont speak squeak
>>141865409Including long flowing locks of hair of course
>>141869913Milan has more watts than Kittel had
>>141871198like this maybe
the destroyer of UAEthe bane of Pogithe hammer of the sloveniansis a boomer who wears sandals with socks
>>141871342kek I was just about to post this screencap
>>141871342Lâché on the Colle Three Fags
>>141871416what if this is just the next stage in his evolution and he can sprint now too
>>141871416ngl bertbut stage 1 will be a nothingburger for the GCclimbs are too easy and short
kwabbed
>>141871532Next one is Wout. Waiting for the announcement
>>141871532tactical "cold" before the Tour
>>141870246.. they are showing athletics long jump ..
i just had an ideawhat if /elite/ goes in the break and Visma gives him 5 minutes and he goes into yellowwill social media demand then that UAE should ride for him and hold Pogi back?it could be a big brain move
>>141871532>Everybody knows that when I race, I want to go all-in and while I'm not very sick, I will not be able to race at 100%.
>>141871700the risk is that he could actually win it
>>141871682yea....its a new concept where almost every single sport in the country has their national championships during the same weekend in the same city
>>141871532Lame
>>141871724lol
>>141871724might i remind you that Adam Yates was 11 minutes behind Jonas last year
>>141871782with five minutes? it's doable for him
>>141871827Nope
>>141871812with Jonas at 100%. now it's unclear
>>141871876Jonas even at 90 could still win with Joao 5 minutes aheadPogi and Jonas are so far ahead its not even funnyremember that Hindlel got 4 minutes for free and lost them the next day
with Remco out, who's gonna win on this parcours?
>>141871827I believe more in Ayuso and Yates than Almerda
None of the big 4 will have a special champion jersey for road stages
>>141871942its kinda lame
>>141871919Philipsen or Merlier
>>141871942Roglic: slovenian sleevesPogacar: slovenian sleevesRemco: rainbow sleevesVingegaard: nothing
>>141872007>Vingegaard: the yellow jersey
dfw
>>141872047No they changed it to a blue one
will UAE be retarded enough to pull this entire stage for Pogi to win?
>>141872058funny
>>141872084That's a GILS stage
>>141872084Hard stage on paper but it's the kind of massif central stage where the GC teams slurp just because it's not a high alpine/pyrenean stage
>>141872084I've seen enough Ala wins from a break. BAM
this years tour goombling is going to be russian roulette
>>141872177if its a hot day it will be a hellish stage
watching women in basiaclly nothing jump into sand pits is kinda hot
>>141872084I think this will be Fred Wright(OBE) first big victory.
>>141872261Aurora is a cutie
>>141872261>watching women [...] is kinda hott b h
>>141872309Louise is a proper muscle mommy
>>141872330muscular women are yucky to me
>>141872360in very rare cases it can be insanly hotbut yea on average it just looks weird
We are really going to watch sandsprung instead of are Bert?
>>141872385bert starts in 5 minutes but we not live untill 17:25 with the mens TT
>>141872360muscular legs yes yes yesmuscular upper body no no no
intervals just upped my eftp even after my 20 minute fail, kinda based if I may say so. I will be taking the 6w suggested boost. Achieved more ftp gain in 4 weeks than other britbong did in 12 months! It's so over for him.
>>141872410how many seconds will he lose daydreaming about all the Berts watching him instead of concentrating on his race
>>141872410Fuck DCU!
>tiz nuked the jumpistas streamLAME
https://www.sportstiming.dk/event/13326/resultsthe timing so we can see how bert is doing
>>141872410>bert starts in 5 minutes but we not live untill 17:25I want my tax money back. I am paying them to show me Rosenbert time trial.
BERT IS STARTING NOW
>>141872500What is Berts fake irl name?
>>141872556Bert is number 66
>>141872500cam on bert, if you beat norsgaard he has to give his sister to you as /cyc/ gf
>>141872576thank you
>>141872556Mattias Skjelmose Jensen
>>141872556Asbjorn Hellemose
praying 'berg keeps it upright
>>141836837Nice thread title
>>141872556Julius Johansen
bert with the worst time so far at T1
Bert started steady, let's say.
>>141871812>what is being a domestique
>>141872733negative split lad
>>141872556ASGREEN kasper
>>141872736I believe in the pacing strategy.
>>141872733waar tracker?
KAM ON BERT SKORE SOME FUCKING WATTS
>>141872736just being very intelligently with his power, he will go thermonuclear in the last 10km I swear.
>>141872779>>141872500PPATTT
PUSH SOME WATTS
>>141872733He's doing a negative split
>>141872768>>141872771>>141872807based believershe gonna push pedals hard to T2
WE LIVE (maybe.....kinda, there is still women jumping on)
Bert dead fucking last at first time split
is Nikolaj Mengele a common danish name
nice teeth on the lassie
>>141872898no
Why do nordic put so much makeup?
>victor VAD>tore TROELSEN>gustav WANG>fred MUFF
>I'll let you sniff my bibs if you buy me the new SRAM e-Tap™ Red AXS® groupset wat do
SHOW US NUMBER 66 AAAAAAAAAAAA
not last anymore, based
>>141872807whats in those bumps on his legs?
Bert no longer last, GREAT news
>>141872967cancer
>>141872966joint last. we fucking made it to the big time!
daneberts? what is your Slut ID?
Not last anymore by the way.
>not even a single meter of elevationwe so home lads
>>141873019Are you posting whilst riding? Put the phone down and get a move on.
kinda grim that danish conti shitters got better TT setups then French WT teams
WE LIVE WITH THE BERT (zonder Bert)
>>141873046I will make it up in the last 10km.- Posted from my Garmin Edge
>>141873085where can i watch?
>>141873085dont think we have seen bert yet?only 51 and 62 so far
>>141873109my guess would be Tizz or with a danish VPN you can watch it on DR2
>>141873109there's a stream on tiz>>141873114yeah only these two so far
need someone to beat hashassgreen today
>>141873114probably won't see him, they don't have 30 motos for itit was the same last year
>>141873194at the timing points or finishwe saw him twice last year
was that a fucking AG2R dopage rider?this TT might be over
>worst Pedersen
M. Pedersen on the move
>>141873162oh, we don't have such technology here in leafland. NC shite is dogshit tier for example: https://www.championnatscanadiensroute.com/
Ugliest part of denmark they could find
>>141873369>he doesn't know
>>141873225Yeah we only saw him in the distance at the finish line
>>141873369dont shittalk the home of Riis
Jonas should be here
>>141873396we also saw him on the velodrome
>>141873396i remember there was a gif of him starting alsomaybe rusbert has it somewhere
Mads is on a Z2 mission>>141873351what do you mean? link to tiz is in the OP, it's a barely legal stream>>141873417my bad
looks decently windy out there
>>141873407Jonas doing a 45km-50km pancake flat TTlol
>>141873436I mean we don't have a tiz stream for the leaf event (not even a live timing website)
just got banned on the tiz chat
>>141873477I seeWe didn't either for czech'em, maybe we will get a men's road race if we are so lucky
>>141873513based
>>141873466Yes.
schizo coming out on tiz chat
>>141873549
>>141873466he was one of the fatest or even the fastest on the flat in his dopage TT last year
>>141873549this is the lamest schizo schtick get better content
future roubaix winner Albert
>2000 EUR rewardnot bad>It's actually danish Korunabad
>>141873663just enough for a pair of new ciclismo shoes
BERT SPOTTED
>2nd split is out/cyc/sisters...
>>141873714or not damn it
Maybe Bert wasn't taking it steady..
Our lad Bert is a master pacer>ETA after P1 - 51:46>ETA after P2 - 51:47
BERT SPOTTED THIS
BERT
SPOTTED
bert spotted
Our bert Bert spotted!And he lost about 10 seconds letting that dopeur go ahead
Bert mentioned by the commentators
Commentator just mentioned his name in his gibberish language, he's officially famous.
>>141873993we all gone make it
>the bells toll for bert
Bert is in difficulty and seems to be slowing down
hoping we get a bert painface shot
>>141874214goal of 45km/h avg. in danger
are we watching a TT or TTT what is this fraudismo
>Adam Holm got too cocky
>>141874270he's gonna make it np>>141874303>ynr remember the hilarious itt at the olympics
>>141874270he's at 47 right now
BERT PAIN FACE
not last and 46.77km/h averagevery nice, from our Bertstrong ride
Hi Bert!
Great pain face
commentators talking about bertsaying its cool how a normal lad that works a normal job can join these things
gay
>>141874401VERY good.
Strong Bert, great job
great job Bert!
>>141874401>>141874270
>>141874401solid ride
MASSIVE effort from Bert
>>141874594are beards aero?
>>141874594Good form to be honest
>>141874594girthy thighs
>>141874594
>>141874594VERY cool
>>141874594gj, bert should post ride after to mog everyone
>>141874594today has been a great day for berts all over the world
>>141874631Yes. The team pursuit team tested it, and it is at worst not a draw back. There is also some aero dynamics research that points to hair like filaments can lessen drag.
>>141874594a bert on tizTV, we all are going to make it
>>141874631it's a glue-on beard
What a great bert
>commentator claiming there is an inline towards the roundaboutpls
>>141874631
>>141874886a what
>already not last
>>141874913>incline
>>1418749881m rampas in a roudabout ?someone call Jonas
KWABthe girl on 2nd spot got bronze medal at the ITT worlds last year
>>141875026Is it even possible to make a DM route that would favor him? He has to go for euros or wc if he ever wants bands on his sleeves.
>>141875217sure you canbut it would need to have some laps over some hills
'berg gives me a lot of inspiration, that was really brilliant to watch. A true gentlemanly bert letting the other rider through without any hinderance.
>>141875252So Vejle - or Bornholm.
>>141875110the girl in first is olympic champion
>>141875320Bornholm TT and RR would be kino
>>141875262Yeah that was great.
Happy with my TT, I dont feel like I left much on the course. Phone is almost dead so Ill probably post later. Ty for the support berts
>>141875374well done Bert
>>141875374Well done King
>>141875374have a well earned beerwell done bert
>>141875374Great job
>>141875374
>>141875342Yeah. There are some actual rampas. Could make a hard circuit in the north of the island.
>>141875217Denmark is a rich country, either build some passos in Greenland or find a loop on the Faroes
Bert better than a Decathlon AG2R kid. well done.
>>141875600Clean cycling prevails
>>141875374good job lad
>>141875552im still waiting for someone to get the idea of rebuilding the road on Herstedhøje, our very own col du VAM trash mountain of 4500cm
>>141875600wtf
>>141875880>>141875880>>141875880>>141875880>>141875880
>https://x.com/BienPublicSport/status/1804139257692393696Remco doing a recon of the TT of stage 7 earlier in the dayhe looks really sick
>>141870664vismoid sisters forgotten
>>141875899the old wout's knee trick
