memes come true
It's over for the kitties
Florida is the biggest choker in NHL history. 0% chance they win game 7. I bet they get shutout.
LA BAMA HAS BEEN PLAYED!
>>141903044Biggest meme in sp history
>>141903044
Is it really happening?
NEUTERED EDITION
I can't believe this
>2 days between games again>going up against monday night raw
WHY THE FUCK WASN’T MCSHITVID MURDERED ALONGSIDE DRAISHITLERMAURICE IT’S TIME TO LEAVE
>it was 0-3
>>141903044KITTYS WILL WIN 6-0CAP THIS
Don't you have something to say /hoc/ ?
>>141903044Nobody even cares about the fact that McDavid went 0+0
Reminder this is why we got a game 7
>>141903044getting your stuart skinner apology letter ready, /hoc/?
god monday is going to be hype. shame the game isn't on sunday though
EASIEST MONEY OF YOUR LIFE;oilers moneylineover under 5.5 goals: overmcdavid anytime goalbet 25 win 350. lock this in NOW. OILERS FREE MONEY. canadian people im not sure what site you use but go on NOW
>>141903103He's not allowed to win the cup, he's a bust.
Time to watch the new Shoresy
>>141903111No , I already apologised 10 minutes ago
>>141903105The ratings battle was over before it even began
/hoc/ still won't get a sticky not even for game 7
>>141903124nice try gary
>>141903092baste
If I was a Florida player or fan I would literally commit suicide.
Mazel tov!
Reminder that what I said would happen is still happening so far>garyrigged to go to game 7 up until 1OT>after that calls aren't rigged anymoreYes. That's what's happening.
It's just hockey
All that just to lose in game 7Kek>soilers
>>141903119I'm drafting it this instant
i'm not ready to admit that mcdavid was right
G A M E AMES E V E NEVEN
>>141903124>he bet?>DUMP IT.
Joe Thornton is rolling over in his grave
Chris cuthbert is a very underrated announcer. that was a kino way to end the game>THEY WERE 2-9-1, THEY WERE 0-3 AND NOW THE EDMONTON OILERS WILL PLAY A 1 GAME SHOWDOWN FOR ALL THE MARBLES AND THE STANLEY CUP
>makes it to the SCF two years in a row>gets raped last year>gets reversed raped this year
>>141903137it’s a big thread
cope 1993
>>141903118Championship tickets are... le expensive?
>>141903044LMAO PANTHERS IT WAS 3-0
>>141903101If the Oilers choke next game I'll become a Flames flan
>>141903111I kneel
go oilers
Yep. It's time to read game 3 /hoc/ archives.
WHERE ARE THE LEADERS OF THIS TEAM?WHERE ARE THE FINNS THAT RUN THIS SHOW?
>>141903119drafted and readywould be a kino comeback given how literally everyone wanted his ass pulled at multiple points during the playoffs
>>141903082>>141903101It is happening.
>>141903093/sp/ is going to be burnt to the ground on monday
>>141903124Bobrovsky Game 7 shutout and Conn Smythe, got it Gary
I'm actually just done with hockey if the oilers actually pull of this supposedly historically near-impossible feat. I would never be able to join the game without every broadcast in the league sucking McDavid's cock for eternity
>>141903157This is arguably worse than being raped by Vegas last year.
>>141903154Roberto Luongo has shit himself again
When did hockey become so jewified?
>>141903089I don't like it either but killing yourself over sports is stupid.
This has been a good cup series, only because the Oilers have been this great comeback. Otherwise it would of sucked. I still think Rags vs Oilers would of the been the best, but atlas rags are stuck in ECF hell.
ham: cupdog: the city of florida
Yeah ok whatever posters in 2055 will have a blast with >2024
>>141903186>becomegoyim, I
>>141903176My nuckies mentally boomed him and he was benched for 3? Games.
i know nobody cares because theyre winning but holy fuck, draistal is a ghost out there. hes completely disappeared
>>141903144>jej no, oilers are just that goodAnyone who actually believes this is both of the following >a newfaggot>not a real oilers fan
>>141903147>not looking forward to the riots if they losethey're guaranteed either way
>>141903177he was screaming after the goal from barkov was disallowed
>>141903156>for all the marbles in the stanley cupwas this a joke?
>>141903180prepare your anus
>>1419031861994
I just made this if anyone wants to save it for game 7 purposes. You're welcome.
>>141903089>What do you anons recommend I do now that I basically have 0 fear of consequencesWhat your heart desires most
>>141903186February 1, 1993.
>>141903183They didn't stand a chance last year outside of games 3 and 4, this is a complete dismantling of their minds by pushing it all the way to G7.
no no no, no one like
>>141903082>>141903165>>141903177I never seen a team this demoralized holy shit, Zito better off blowing this whole thing up.
>>141903156It really was. Great work.
>>141903207he knows his ass is grass if they get reverse swept lmao
>>141903215thank you
>>141903173The collage could be epic
Crosby must be spinning in his grave
Panthers should not have pissed him off
>>141903154Reminder that Stoll killed Vlasic for the low low price of a 2 minute minor in Game 5
>>141903225still don't want tkachuk back.
>>141903157flolrida
>>141903113they needed to win at least 1 of these games without him carrying them and now he doesn't really have the pressure of possibly surpassing the gretzky recordhe's getting 3 points in g7
>>141903186You cheer for Oilers then you're a Shabbos Goy simple as.
>>141903089Ask out your childhood friend, she's been waiting for you to gain the courage all this time, anon.
>game seven not until moneyjesus christ
I feel so bad for the 20 Panthers fans
>>141903236it'll be a real work of art
>>141903202Europeans not made for playoff hockey
Is Spencer knight available?
>>141903215kek saved
JUST 1 (ONE) MORE WIN OILYBROS WE'RE SO CLOSE TO ENDING 1990
Is this worse than the chilly Easter Sunday
If the Panthers blow the cup this year, I’m getting rid of all my shit and becoming an Utah HC fan. I just couldn’t be a fan of a team that chokes this hard and honestly even a cup win wouldn’t be as sweet now.
>>141903259>until money
Floridians on suicide watch
>>141903113It puts me at ease because it shows as a team Pilers has game 7 no problem they dont have to rely on one player.
I JUST HOPE BOTH TEAMS HAVE FUN
>>141903163What about 1993?
Pretty risky for them to chant we want the cup. Now the curse on the panthers for doing it in game 2 is lifted
>>141903225Have a few more.
Our flames need our support more than everGO FLAMES GO!
>>141903186Probably when the NHL saw what Stern had done for NBA owner revenues and then hired his #2 to run the league in 1993
Kino
Whoever loses this series is going to be so mad
>>141903237he's crying to mackinnon right now, afraid that he'll lose his status as the 21st century goat
Whoever wins game 7 wins the cup
Based
>>141903274No the chilly Easter of 2022 was comfy
>>141903113Well he basically won game 5 by himself, he didn't have to play nearly 30 minutes tonight
What did Flames fans do to deserve this?
After so many years of shit it’s nice to have some kino fucking finals
>>141903274Quadruple sodomy under the searing Edmonton sun
>>141903044IT WAS 3-0
Oh my god dude they're literally going to choke this shit away
The Panthers players must be absolute basket cases right now lmao I can't even imagine what's going on mentally. Imagine you have to play one game and if you win you get the cup and if you lose you go in the history books as the laughing stock of the entire sports world for the next century.
>>141903301is that true?
>>141903286correct!
the only downside is florida post game radio probably doesn't exist or sucks
>>141903244F L A M E SLAMESWON THE TRADE
>>141903293barkov looked so demoralized
>>141903308you don't actually have to ask that question
>>141903293
>>141903205Anarchy is only possible in a place like British Columbia. Albertans will just sulk back to the oil fields.
>>141903161For you.
"Toss out all the statistics, forget all the previous games, none of it matters anymore, except for this one game, a game we've all played in our driveways and in our minds, 1 game for the Stanley Cup."- Jim Hughson (2009)
>>141903272I wouldn't be suprised if there's a shouting match happening right now at the locker room.
>>141903308Take your meds.
>>141903310The league has been shit since the Vegas expansion and only now is it recovering. God I hope Vegas goes broke.
I don't feel so good, hold me
fucking lmao
>>141903319There's no way they recover from this, they're cooked. I witnessed the 2014 Sharks collapse in person, same shit is habbening here.
>broadcast completely sucking off the oilers the entire pregame>shows off whatever country music bullshit they have outside the arena>crowd chants shit at bobrovsky during the US national anthemThere is no justice on this earth.
hokkei is almost over lads...
>>141903225I'm not a "greatest x" fag but the most striking thing about this series is I've never seen the morale switch so swiftly in any series in any sport
>It was 3-0Cheaters never prosper
>>141903333checked
>>141903303
it’s so fucking over first ever reverse finals sweep since hitler this is crazy
>>141903308Bitch about>it was in
When is that bum Tkachuk going to show up???
>>141903342yeah that room has to be an absolute mess right now, just imagine sitting on 6 hour flight knowing you've blown 3 fucking chances to win the cup
Does Florida even have any fans?
If the Oilers win game 7. This series would been emblematic of the Oiler's regular season this year.
Lads, the last three game sevens in cup finals have been won by the away team....
>so fraudulent and fragile they're actually going to get reverse swept by mcbustjesus christ Florida sucks
>>141903306comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>141903356Then why did the Oilers win tonight, you microdick mangled genitalia troon
Damn it's crazy how many fags there are that actually believe these games aren't the result of bad penalties called by blackmailed refs.
Panther fans reveal thyself... how are you holding up?
>>141903374kys
>>141903082it's been over since game 4
>>141903364um he was really physical for one shift, the one where they gave up the breakaway goal to hyman
>>141903349Its over
>>141903356But the Oilers are doing it right now.
>>141903333
>>141903380every day until you learn
kitties bros, how are you ending it all?
>>141903329wouldn't you be? dude felt like the only panther actually trying and is not only watching his cup chances go down the drain but will be the team getting humiliated monday
>>141903370gary truly has crafted a brilliant script
Edmonton>>>>Florida
Florida loses game 7, easy.
>>141903366We don't switch teams just because who we really support lost like /hoc/ faggots.
>watching the post game and basking in the adulationit's a good night, lads
>>141903354Grim
>>141903333they look completely defeated here
ekholm has been an absolute beast and might be their most important player right now outside mcgoat
I suddenly don't feel so bad being a Lightning fan.That being saidMOVE THE PANTHERS TO QUEBEC CITY
>>141903379What I feel more than anything is pure hatred.
Liberals are going to win the by election in Toronto on Monday because all the chuds will stay home to win the cup and all the lefties that don't watch hockey will be out rocking the vote
>>141903365>>141903342what I would give to have a camera in the locker room right now (and to watch them shower)
>get ref pucked in game 4 and 6>loseSad
>most watched final in yearsMasterclass Gary, I don't know how you managed to do it every year
The oilers penalty kill has been underrately stellar. Florida can barely carry the puck for more than 2 seconds. So much for the "no defence" oilers
>>141903333Mentally cookedSimply do not have a clue
>oilersuhh... so when do they oil up?
>>141903225Its one loss away from an implosion btw
Panthers did this on purposeOilers will get fucking rocked in game 7, Florida gets to celebrate at home, and Edmonton will be so broken they have to relocate from the shame of choking this away
>>141903366there are like 3 or 4 on here but unsurprisingly they're not being very vocal with how hard their team is choking
>>141903354I WANT 15 OTS IN GAME 7I WANT THEM TO BE PLAYING GAME 7 UNTIL OCTOBERI WANT GAME 7 TO NEVER END
I knew the panthers were fucked when they allowed the Oilers to knee-on-knee them multiple times and headshot their captain and barely retaliated at all. Weak team, deserves to lose.
>increasingly loud breathing
>>141903412>I suddenly don't feel so bad being a Lightning fan.>That being said>MOVE THE PANTHERS TO QUEBEC CITY
>>141903400checked. they've already given up
>The cup has made multiple trips to Canada in anticipation of a Cats victory that never arrived
Why would it be over. I refuse to believe losing 4 straight is possible. 3 yes. Not 4.
>>141903424Just like game 4 on purpose to win game 5 at home right?
>>141903416Cope, hockey is diverse and beautiful
Since I'm from Quebec I couldn't care less about the Oilers but it's always nice to see a team win their first cup except for Vegas lol. it's a shame what's happening to Panthers. Always liked the Vanbiesbrouck era.
>>141903416>actually wanting to keep Ford in office
>>141903400Checked. It's over.
>>141903433what's going through his mind right now
Trump's big beautiful Oilers.
>>141903427Based
>>141903427>NHL Draft in Picture in Picture>Blue Jays playoff run in Picture in Picture>World Series in Picture in Picture
>>141903423Just like my islanders
>>141903416Liberals are going to win anyway. That district is a stronghold.
We need to get some good shitposts for the Panthers when they lose
>>141903333this doesnt look like the faces of championsit's so over
>>141903424If they wanted to win at home why didn't they win game 5?
Huomenta but opposite
>>141903388dude has been a turnover machine last few games holy shit
Florida was so dominant they got bribed by gambling sites to rig it to game 7. It's locked down completely. You realize this right?
>>141903445It's federal retard stop talking.
>cats about to become KWABOTY Embarrassing
ummmmmmmmm STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>141903441Realized it was too easy and they could increase the drama
>>141903416Who gives a fuck about Canada? Your country is beyond saving.
>>141903432he's not alone his waifu is with him
>>141903424Yankees lost ALCS Game 7 at home to the Red Sox. This is nothing new in north american sports.
kyle's got a long way to go before monday
When the Oilers lose in game 7 the butthurt will be phenomenal. Mark your calendars Amerisharts if you want to see this country humiliated and disappointed yet again. I expect some near suicide attempts
Everyone wants to live in Florida. Nobody wants to live in KWABmenton
>>141903467goodnight moon
Is Paul Maurice literally the worst coach in the history of hockey
If this post ends in anything but a 9, Florida wins game 7 and Florida goes red for trump. Give me your energy
>>141903427
florida is strongmind, they will win g7. checkem
>>1419034781993 poster getting nervousgsan4
>>141903433I bet you this guys the kind of terrible owner to go yell at the team right now and solidify their chances for a loss.
twas fun while it lasted ig
Sam's ghost is angry and won't let Maurice be happy
>>141903484Kyle Bukkake
>>141903375u mad bro?
So we all agree McDavid wins the conn smythe right?
>>141903486>everyone wants to live with beaners kek every time
>>141903512Who could you possibly pick from Florida?
>>141903483There wasn't any refball that turned the tide in game 6 though
I'm seriously asking:do you think he can/will keep his job if they choke this?
>sheeeitt chu know dem o'lers gonn win dis shiet mayne dey da twenny twenny fo stanleecup champeons mayneHow did he call it before the season even began?
florida panthers should change their name to sunrise panthers or whatever the fuck city they play in if they lose this series
>>141903351It would be closer if Florida lost its best defenseman in Game 5 and Maurice had spooked and started their backup instead of Brobrovsky in Game 6.
The Tkachuk family: Losers for two generations
>>141903491>most wins without a cupalso known as biggest choker ever if you’re not bankrolled by the league
>>141903426Like literally every other fanbase. Wow.>>141903486I don't. It's too fucking hot there. I wish I was in the Australian mountains now.
>>141903503Not even hockey can save you
>>141903531JEN
Here comes>2024posting
>>141903527More like Sunset Panthers because the franchise is finished
>>141903440because the panthers have not been within spitting distance of a win since game 3. game 5 was as close as they got and it was a 4-1 oilers at one point. Bob is dead and i couldn't even name one florida player outside tkachuk, barkov and bennett, the rest of the so called "most complete roster in the league" have been ghosts. they're absolutely shook rattled and rolled
>>141903523Pretty sure he an heros
Zito cardiac arrest next game. Screencap this.
>it was actually 3-0
>>141903523he's going to rage quit like he did in winnipeg
>>141903351our shorks will rise again in 2069
>>141903523Nope, also we'll need new Maurice reaction images if they lose game 7.
>>141903524Chuck has unironically loved the NHL playoffs since at least 2002
>>141903472>by-election for a seat or twoOhh nooo and then the conservatives will win anyways, retard. No one likes Trudeau not even his own party now.
>>141903531The Calgary curse no Tkachuk will win a cup before the Flames do
why didn't the oilers try to win one of the first 3 games?
>>141903471>lucky to win game one, almost blew a 4-1 lead in game 3 and have been completely and utterly dominated since (18-5)luckiest 3-0 lead in sports history, edmonton not folding mentally has been extremely impressive
>>141903156Chris makes me want to cut my wrists. All the streams have been taking such a shit I think I might revert to CHED or see if CBC will have it on the bunny ears
>>141903541Verhaeghe is absolutely useless since the Oilers targetted him. the only other forward working has been Rodrigues. Lundell hasnt been able to close down anyone, and the Oilers bottom 6 has outworked the Panthers. Its been excellent. But it doesnt matter if the Oilers lay an egg on Monday. Keep the strong work up.
>>141903118>Resale
What will be funnier Oilers win and Florida completes the most humiliating choke? Or Florida wins after giving Oilers fans hope that they might reverse sweep and win the cup?
kiwi jelly of thread numbers - afl could never get these numbers
>>141903319I legit don't know how anyone comes back from this. Like its one thing to lose 3 in a row, it's another thing entirely when all three of those games are absolute fucking blowouts
>>141903566They dominated game one
how mentally boomed is florida right now
>>141903574florida choking is funnier at this point, and I always like sticking it to that shithole state
Don't worry Floridabros. We almost blew a 3-0 lead last year in basketball and won game 7. We're following the same script.
My prediction for game 7 is that the oilers need to get at least 1 point above the Panthers in order to win the cup. If the Panthers get more points than the Oilers than the Oilers will not get the cup. What do you guys think?
>>141903532>make finals>get swept>make finals>get reverse sweptImagine the duality of being the almost most winning but when it matters the most losing coach ever
>>141903580Game 5 was not a blow out.
>>141903589>new yorker projecting
>>141903574Oilers completing the reverse sweep and it's not even close.
>>141903597i'm gonna jack off to this picture if the oilers win
>>141903580>I legit don't know how anyone comes back from this. Like its one thing to lose 3 in a row, it's another thing entirely when all three of those games are absolute fucking blowoutsBetting odds are between -115 and -120 FL so the market still betting on them.
>>141903589Kys
>>141903584Barkov is screaming at tkachuk this instant
If Wayne Gretzky was still playing today, the Oilers would've easily swept Florida in 4. Anyways he's probably at home smiling at his team doing something historic.
>Oilers have scored 18 goals in the last 3 games
The Dallas depths would have swept the oilers
>huge payday on Mondayyes yes, well done panthers on your 3-0 lead...HOWEVER
do the shorks still hold the worst choke in nhl history? for now?
>>141903491UrinatingTree will surely make a video about him unless the meme magic runs out
arrow posting is gay
All things in this world need to maximize money. I bet 4chan could make the best sports ball drama.
rangeban australia
>>141903366Monday night/Tuesday morning is either going to be the worst or best day of my life.
i dont even watch sportshow the fuck do you pick a team??do you just pick what name and logo is the coolest?
I can't believe the Kitties choked this badly.
>>141903591I'm not sure I follow your train of thought
>>141903603>>141903613>hot>hit by hurricanes constantly>filled with the literal refuse of our nationyeah I'm taking a pass kids, fuck floridaif I wanted sunbelt I'd either go to texas, new mexico or arizona
I wonder if taking a 3-0 lead in the series while not being an overwhelmingly better team is actually a psychological disadvantage.
>>141903591can you dumb this down a little
Panthers bench looked like a bunch of Vietnam vets on a chopper back to Saigon. Shook.
>>141903430Yup. I was a fully expecting Tkachuk or Bennett to absolutely clock McD or Divesaitl but it never came. A 4th line scrub should have at least tried some shit late in this game but they were too dejected to do even that.
>>141903491No but he's the biggest choker and shit in the playoffs.
>>141903628It's shitty third world humor they spam that shit endlessly in the Euros threads
Only one true team of Florida.
>>141903574Florida scoring 3 in the first, but oilers coming back and winning the game like 9-3 or something
>>141903636Pick the team closest to you
It's literally over. 'Lers win
>>141903636you pick the one representing your country or province hopefully
>>141903638it's televisiontry keeping up with the script >>141903619
>>141903649if that was true then there win rate for 3-0 wouldnt be so lopsided
>>141903649before the series started they arguably were
>>141903628just like our mcdavid
Crazy the oilers manhandled then without a point from mcdavid.He’s due next game. It will be a blow out
>>141903645leddit: the opinionthrow yourself off a balcony and die, subhuman
>>141903645>Oh no not some heavy rain and wind occasionally!!
>>141903668i cant believe television decided the kitties would lose the cup
>>141903430Those "knees" were all dives and if they did happen, Florida deserved them
>>141903636Usually wherever you live since you camn watch them live.
>>141903512florida could win 4 0 on Monday and McDavid deserves it more than anyone thats RIGHT
>>141903541They got back to their game in the 2nd period in G5 and now 6 before badluck took the wind out of their sails. We're now expecting the top-heavy Oilers to be consistent enough to keep it going. Let's forget what happened last time they played when the series was tide.
>>141903657That would be the worst to me>hey, want the most heartbreaking possible disappointment to end the year? I'm your man>>141903626>UrinatingTreeI'm afraid to ask who that is
1993 posting officially dies Monday night lads. What a ride that was
>1990 posting is overFuck. Can't believe it's over /hoc/. Well, at least I know that this 30+ year streak has been broken by Canada's most hated team so it won't be completely terrible.
>NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MAN>COULDNT CUT IT AS A POOR MAN STEALIN
>>141903615The last time he was at the Stanley Cup Finals he got his ass handed by a mid tier French team.
>>141903682are ratings going up or down right now for the early life section of the head of NHL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnDG9WbJl1Ait's up
>>141903486No one wants to live in Florida except geriatrics and retards. Glad I left that shithole and I hope it sinks.
>>141903685Does Don Cherry know about Connor McDavid?
you know who wouldn't blow a 3-0 lead in a series? Kelly Hrudey and his blue bandana
fuck this shit
>>141903615He lives in Florida, you retarded bombston cuck
>>141903486Good
>>141903486The Miami area is a shithole
>>141903705I'm glad you left aswell. It's 100% less gay here now.
>>141903691In reality no one even cares about that here anymore cause how divided Justin Weedman made this country.
>>141903715What does that have to do with anything?
>>141903486You live in a swamp
>>141903664>>141903667>>141903684why wouldnt i just pick the one that wins?
>>141903705It's the fastest growing state and it's all people in their 20s and 30s lmao. The reason you left is because you're a troon that cannot stand the concept of public events where they aren't waving pride flags everywhere.
If the Oilers win, Hyman is a shoe-in for the Jewish Sports Hall of Fame.
>>141903726You live in an LGBT filled shithole
I can't believe my team lost to the Panthers
>>141903679can't I don't live in florida :)>>141903680the hurricanes are like my least important reason desuthe hot humid swamp and literal dregs of humanity are much more important, there's a reason every shitter and senile fart fucks off there
>>141903703this man has so much energy. he must be making these videos 24/7
>>141903735>florida is growing because people in their 20s are willingly moving thereKEK.you can't unironically believe this, right?It's the retirement sate.
Should I go to bed or keep boozing
>yfw 5OT in game 7
>>141903693Aren't the Canadiens the most hated team? they have the 24 cups.
I don't know how the oilers even won that game. They stopped playing after the first period. It's like no one on the team wanted to touch the puck after the first. It was just all dump and no chase giveaways for two full periods. I think they had one legit breakout. Terrible giveaways in their own end. Skinner going out to play the puck with 5 panthers in the zone???
>no water>hated rival is about to complete the SCF reverse sweepMan if I were a >fumes fan I would be preparing the rope in anticipation of Monday right now
>>141903740The most famous place in your entire state is Disney's pedophile park
>>141903693yeah reminding other canadians about the soilers breaking the streak will be fun in itselfand we'll always have the>laffsto rag on
>>141903044I live in Edmonton I chose the panthers because I like catsI was hoping it wouldn’t come to this
OILERS ALL DAY BABY , FUCK U HATERS, WE GOT THE BEST PLAYER, BEST COMEBACK, U FLORIDA SOUTHERN FLOATING FAGGOTS ARE DONEEEEEEE
>>141903559Its funny how that happens. I remember during the 2010 Olympics, some big name nfl giga nigga was doing some commentator work (I think) and he fell in love with curling. Literally became obsessed with it. Comfy autism knows no boundaries.
>>141903757No one cares about the hasbeens
>>141903693The Oilers are the least hated Canadian teamIt probably goesLeafsHabs, Flames, CanucksJets, Sens, Oilers
>>141903726So is the Netherlands, and you know what we both have in common? Being better than your christforsaken shithole by every quantifiable metric
>>14190373520 and 30 year old beaners
>>141903758Thats how you beat the Panthers
>>141903729you should. I switch favorite teams all the time
>>141903766THE MASCOT FOR THE OILERS IS A FUCKING CAT
>>141903773
>>141903767FLORIDA FAGGOTS THINK THEY GOT A CHANCE STILL - LMFAO.
>>141903773>Albortion unironically believes this
>>141903721Great math. Peak Florida education
All right, I guess I'm watching game 7.Which network's broadcast doesn't digitally superimpose advertisements onto the glass behind the goal? That's honestly been so disgusting that it's turned me off to the game for years.
>>141903790Jets so irrelevant no one even cares
>>141903693one of my bros is from hongcouver and a chineseoid and he says all his homies fucking hate the Oilers. he's actually pissed they might win
which oliers player is most likely gay?
Any long time hockey viewers ITT?Is this the best finals series you have ever seen?
Next game wins it
>>141903743What shithole city do you live in?>>141903763The most famous thing about your country is being the birthplace of a pedophile rapper.
New THG just dropped.
>>141903773i guess if a Canadian team finally wins the stan lee, I am glad it is the Oilers.
>>141903810have you seen that moustache Skinner has been rocking
Whoever wins or loses it's free entertainment for me
>>141903798wow 32 people guessed a score and 1 got it right, amazing.OILERS FTW BABY
>>141903694THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME
What exactly happened between games 3 and 4?
7 game series are retarded, teams should be able to cheese their way into a cup by squeaking by a win or two, 4 wins in a row doesnt let gambler coaches shine
>>141903829resolve
I have a feeling that the next game is super important.
>>141903729/hoc/ also does this
>>141903815florida is gay pedro
Reminder whoever wins the cup has like 3 days to get to Vegas for the draft.
THE FIX IS IN
/hoc/ and reddit on suicide watch
The riots in Edmonton's streets when the Oilers come just one game short of completing the reverse sweep will put Vancouver's to shame
>>141903751Bed! Drink water! No more booze!
>>141903829Oilers realized that you can't lose more then 3 games in a best of sevenI'm not even saying this a joke, I honestly think they forgot about this until they lost game 3
>>141903748belief has nothing to do with it, it's a fact. Grads from the northeast and the midwest are looking for real jobs here rather than being wagie baristas up north. >>141903780lol cope. >>141903743>literal dregs of humanity that would be nasally voiced faggots like you. fuck off and die
>outscored by 13 in their last 3 games
>>141903815rural PA, the town I live outside has about 1k people I think? been declining for years so idk if it's still that bighate to tell you but I could care less about the politics, florida is just a shithole plain and simple
>>141903812As entertaining as the possibility of a reverse sweep is, the hockey itself is pretty lopsided and every game you can tell who is going to win pretty early on.Its kind of like 28-3 in that regard where the comeback is insane but you're just watching one team dominate the other in the first half, then it switches in the second half. Its never really "close".
>>141903782give them the puck everywhere, and let them get 20 shots in two periods after only 1 in the first? Pretty bold strategy
>>141903636Self insert as your favorite player
>>141903735Florida is still one of the gayest states in the country but at least you’ll have more things to bitch about when housing and insurance prices go up.
>>141903790Well I was close. If the Canucks are actually good again they'll be above Oilers and so will Calgary. No other team would be a scf favorite with such a low hatred percentage. Sens are more hated than I thought but it makes sense, they were shitting on the laffs for a decade. Most of the country probably forgets the Jets actually exist. People who remember them don't like the team at all.
>>141903812Nah, the plot is probably the best, but both teams are kind of meh. Watch the 2011 and 2013 series and see for yourself.
>>141903846Nice non-answer. What city are you from? I'm guessing your a Jew Yorker.
>>141903832Maybe in a sport that isn't physical like soccer. We want to see them get tired.
>>141903865Which jobs are those? Disneyland greeters?
>>141903355It would be one thing if games 4, 5, and 6 were close but they weren't close at all. Outscored 18-5 since game 3? They are traumatized right now.
List of teams to force a Game 7 in the Stanley Cup Finals after being down 0-3:1942 Maple Leafs1945 Red Wings2024 Oilers
>>141903741imagine ejaculating a load of semen all over that hair
there is already so many glorys i cant even absorb them all
Watching Paul Maurice's post game. Kek this retard is fucking seething. You can see the choke in his eyes. His voice is cracking like he's about to cry. kek what a fucking bitch
>>141903693Aren't the >laffs the most hated though?Chime in Canacucks
>>141903812highly memeable obviously but only one game has been close
>>141903829bob turned into a pumpkin and the entire team spiraled mentally without him
>>141903856/hoc/ are retards that bandwagon the team that wins the previous game
>>141903809I live in Vancouver and can hear people honking and cheering outside.
barkov and divesaitl completely useless in the cup finals typical eurocucks disappearing when the pressure rises
>>141903788You’re rightNo matter what happens, I win
Florida is extremely gay.t. non-coastie
Success breeds jealousy.
>>141903910Just like my islanders
>>141903906that's a pride parade
>>141903879You’re a little brown man from a swamp you piece of shit kwab
>>141903865I'm just glad you're taking in all our old farts, schizos, and druggies pedrogracias
It’s uphttps://youtu.be/NnDG9WbJl1A?si=Y9HULHvtak8MkwE5
>>141903922Nah I'm not but you are a subhuman Jew Yorker.
>>141903832it lets better teams win, this is by design in old old NHL brains long dead
>>141903914fixed
>>141903903>/hoc/4chan*contrarianism and bandwagoning can describe 90% of the popular volte faces on any topic on this shithole
>>141903398Im going to fuck your ass
"well right now if you walked in the room there wont be a lot of happy people">paul maurice
>>141903935Those chickens look sick
>>141903910We've been saying it forever. You need Canadian athletes to win championships. We have the heart
The Oilers are fucking the Panther's wives right in front of them and they can do absolutely nothing about it, it is actually that bad
>>141903938>this shitholefuck off to hfboaeds i love it here
>andrew cogliano retiredDidn’t realize he’s 37
>Florida is... LE BAD BECAUSE I CANT CHOP OFF MY KIDS DICK AND MAKE XIR INTO THE GENDER THEY WERE MEANT TO BEWhy is /hoc/ and every single yankee like this?
>Keith never won>Matthew is blowing is best shot in spectacular fashion>Brady is stuck on a shit teamTkachuksisters...
>>141903888engineers, scientists, physicists, parts manufacturersmeanwhile you rednecks have what? The attendant that comes and takes out the coins from the rodeo piggyback horse machine? The guy that comes and wipes the sweat residue off of it?>>141903922>little brown menprojection from the troon that fled because he was bullied by Floridachads
>>141903966good, fuck em
>>141903186It's a rich kid sport
>>141903971>meanwhile you rednecks have what?Oil.
>>141903890riddle me this, what do those years have in common???
>>141903910Uh what? Barkov has been solid, only player on FLA that looked good tonight.
>>141903906cap post vid. if there's one thing I know about you dumb leafs is that you're all tribalistic about hockey
>>141903957hfboards*
>>141903952Fucking wives you say?
What's the point of the Hockey Guy's videos? he just reads the game recap.
>>141903984Years Nazis lost?
>>141903971Oil is more valuable than any of that other shit
>>141903964pedo moment
>>141903874That was from 2011-12, literally right after my Nuckies went to the SCF
>>141903966Hoping they can add "got reverse swept and lost back to back SCFs" to that family resume for the ultimate KWAB.
>>141903957?I've been browsing this shithole for 16 years, doesn't mean it hasn't declined in quality or have its faults for as much as I love it
>>1419040050 soul, sad
>>141903984the number 4prove that i'm wrong
>>141903982congrats that puts you on the same miserable level as texcrement and ragheads.
>>141903982>>141904007>oilsandsKWAB
>>141903898A real "he is who we thought he was" moment
>>141904004wrong... BAHAHAHA
>There is a real possibility Evander Kane could get a ring
630 chads eating good tonight
>>141903971my state is awesome because of uh >engineers, scientists, physicists, parts manufacturersWhat a faggot lmao
>>141904016#1 Daddy is sovl
>>141904025Difference is you're a pathetic neet with no job who only left because you're a pussy scared of rainwater. Maybe up north they give you better government benefit handouts.
Not eating again until game 7
>>141904005>just about every single person is fat, elderly, or bothAnd you fags are trying to insult florida over this
Albertan nationalism rising
>>141904033Better than a handful of soft finns
>>141904033It is not just a possibility, they will make him and Nurse look like the key winners and the focal points of the entire team. Because must grow the game
>>141904005me spotted
Bettman in fucking shambles kek. I can't wait to see that little goblin hand the cup out to mcdavid instead of his special little sunbelt project
>>141904033Grim. That said, is Kane literally good at anything else other than starting up shit?
>>141904047So just like Florida? The fans didn't look too different when it was over there.
>>141904005>>141904047A famine in North America would increase life expectancy.
Canada deserves it
>>141904033how do you feel about the words "NHL Stanley Cup Champion Stuart Skinner"
Someone explain what happened from games 4-6I need a high hockey iq breakdown
>>141904047Funny thing is a bunch of those people probably have winter homes in florida
>>141904033why do you guys hate evander kane?
>>141904073it appears the oilers scored more points than their opponent
>>141904073>4-6Florida scored fewer goals than Edmonton.
>>141904033is there a betting line on how fast he sells it to pay off debts
>>141904073McDavid got pissed, woke up the rest of his team Meanwhile the Panthers were too busy celebrating too actually know what to do against this and fell apart mentally
>>141903741phwoar
This is 100x worse than 28-3
>>141904059Why does Bettman hate the Canadian market so much?
>>141904073Psyched themselves out after being up 3-0
>>141904088Is it over for them?
>>141904043You just love making shit up all the time. It’s funny that Florida had programs like Better Futures at UF and shit to try and keep the smart people in the state and they end up leaving anyway too. Nah but you’re right bro keep importing the smart ones cause everyone knows derelict native borns like you who are stuck there cant fill those positions.
>>141904081/hoc/ hates him cause he's black, duh. I hate him because he was in the Snorks and all he did was just be useless and fight. Not the same.
>>141904064Canada is eliminated retardThe boys lost to Switzerland in a shootout
>>141904109>>141904109new
>>141903044wow I don't even watch hockey anymore but had to mosey on down to /sp/ just for this spectacle. what are you doing paul maurice? it was 3-0... you don't deserve to win the cup after blowing that lead
>>141904081hes a plug
>>141904098He's a jew and like all jews he likes to destroy
>>1419040733-0 was a total fluke. if you didn't know it was 3-0, just think that 3-3 is a fair outcome so far. two mediocre teams with a few world class players. they are pretty close.
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>>141903949probably helps immensely in these situations when nearly everyone is a leaf, vs the mess of the Panthers locker room who has probably 5 main voices>Finn>Russian>American>Swede>Autistic Canadian coach
>>141904086All those Indians in Gainesville doing y’all good.
all these 20 and 30 year old brown guys are moving to my state it’s so awesome
>>141904059>kike rigs it for Edmonton>officiating HQ relocated from Toronto to Edmonton just for this purpose>entire media and every single personality analysing everything from the Edmonton POV and wanking McJesusImagine being this delusional and desperate to have a persecution complex.
>>141904033Karma from the hockey gods for ending Matt Cooke
>>141904119>>141904135>>141904136wtf guysthis would never happen on hockeysfuture
>>141904065Glad honestly. Everyone loves shitting on him (rightfully so), but he's been keeping it together these past three games and if the Oilers pull off mission impossible, he'll always be remembered as a champion.>>141904081N
>>141904073>game 1Edmonton was better except Bob went god mode>game 2Florida was better>game 3Close, Edmonton turned it on late but it wasn't enough>game 4Edmonton was better>game 5Close, Florida turned it on late but it wasn't enough>game 6Edmonton was betterBob's shutout in game 1 is the only reason this series isn't over>>141904101The team that scores first in game 7 of the SCF is undefeated in the last 50 years (1987, 1994, 2001, 2003, 2004, 2006, 2009, 2011, 2019). If Florida gets scored on first in game 7 they will break.
>>141904145>y'allshoot yourself, ledditor
>>141904073https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yyAgk9der4&ab_channel=CyrusWeatherbeealso they're double teaming people who really didn't need to be double teamed as a kneejerk reaction to events in previous games and they're suffering for it.
>>141904177man i’m so anxiousi want the oilers to win, bros
>>141904181lol. I spent a decade in north Florida that’s just normal speak. Log off junior
>>141904145>y'alllol, so you were bullied. faggot.
>>141904060Evander Kane has soft hands but he's just a lazy, unmotivated goon. Once in a while he'll show off and do something amazing but he has no consistency.
>>141903899For me it goes least hated to most hated >oil>Snes=Jets>canucks>fumes>hasb>laffs
>>141904241Are you a dumbass? I worked in biotech for over 10 years in Florida what bullying. I left once the company got bought out and I got a massive pay from all the stock options I had.
>>141904238>that’s just normal speakyeah, for subhuman trash like you lmao. Floridians don't say y'all. Way to expose yourself as a georgia/alabama mutt, Cletus Saint-Jamal
>>141903899After they drafted Matthews they became the most arrogant fanbase. Their >ssm8 posting is so funny in hindsight.
>>141904291reality: every job application and resume you submitted was used as toilet paper, and the moment you opened your mouth and spouted off your ebonics you were disqualified from every interview.
>>141903810Zack Hymen
>>141904073Bettman wanted 7 games for the business
>>141903449
>>141903693Gotta be the Habs and Laffs first, maybe my Nuckies bc of the Sedin sisters shit and Kesler/peak Kassian thuggery
>>141903829They realized you should be shifting guys out so they don't get tired and slow like they have been
>>141903044What's a good price for a game 7 ticket? Can have the worst seat idc. I'M SEEING THIS GAME.
Losing in 5 with a battered team and then losing in historical collapse is exactly how we should have expected things to go. The younger fans will be happy and enjoy the runs but man it's starting to get to the point where I do not want to do it anymore. We have been the joke of the league for almost 30 years now and finally got our stuff together and now we get the joy of maybe being memorialized as the biggest joke In the history of the NHL playoffs. It absolutely sucks and the fan base deserves way better than this. They will be lucky to have anyone still attend games after this collapse.Even if we somehow find a way to pull off the win at home, the way I feel ATM will always leave a sour taste in my mouth. I'll still hold out hope that they can somehow figure out how to play hockey once again for one last chance to do it Home in front of a fan base that has suffered through so much but I am beyond deflated at this point.
