m'sposting edition last >>141897723
Metsiners own ya
>>141927799>dub dubsposting in a very based mariners thread Mariners WILL BE WINNING today btw
Uhh yeah,,, uhhh yeah...Cubbie Bears own ya,Cubbie Bears pwn ya,While you be sucking a cock,dem Cubbie Bears will be rolling up on ya blockBreak ya back, and give ya a heart attackCubbie Bears.
mariners, but curiously also mets
Berds
Poor Mets
Start spreadin my ass,I'm cummin' today!I want you to be inside of me,New York, New York!These bicurious shoes,Are longin for your seed!Right through the gapin' hole of mine,New York, New York!I want to wake up,With another man in my ass!And find I'm a sissy NY peach,Bottom of the sack!
>>141927923Absolutely love Tayler Saucedo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gCDM5pUcao
Clark Bear molests children
>>141928128Mets are children?
>>141928128Many people are saying this
>>141928128Source: my ass
>>141928310You haven't heard the news huh?
>mest
>Mets plotting which inning to hang 17 on the cubs
Yeah fuck this game. I'm done with this team. Hopefully we can get something for Alonso at least.
>>141928029>Poor meter, no rhyming, only 3 stanzas2/10 effort
>>141928029kek
Party Recker is in the house tonight...
>>141928543Lmao.>Mests
>>141928029What song is this referencing?
lmao Pete Crow FAGGOT
>>141928694Sinatra
>>141928843Nancy?
>>141928843ah that's why it looks vaguely familiar
MOREL
My man Mikolas...
schizo hours continue?
Mets getting sissified.
>mests
mets already have more hits than the cusb had yesterday, the runs will come
>>141929750Impending bullpen implosion
How will the white sox blow this one?
BERDS TAKE THE LEAD
GOING ABOVE .500
>>141930034but enough about my 'stros
>>141928593Who is Party Recker, and in which house is this Party Recker?
Comeback starts now
>mlb writes an article about the top 13 trade prospect approaching the deadline>7 of them are pitchers>2 of them are 35 year olds>10 are from the White sox and Angels
>>141930353>angelspromising. we all want the next shogay ohtranny
>>141930353Kek NL only has two teams totally out of it rn. Who were the three not on angles/cumsox?
>>141927909bars
>>141928128he only molests that lady basketball player>>141930353pitchers are always in higher demand at the deadlinetheres relatively few teams that are out of contention - Whos, Ain't Its, Marlins, Vegas, and the Rockies (no guarantee they will sell regardless of logic)
>>141930479rockies (x2) and As
Going to the store what do you guys want???Also it'll be time for Mariners baseball when I get back. :)
>>141930520This pic is DISTURBING.
>>141930592CUBBED.com>>141930569guava La Croix and a stick of black licorice, the good shit
>>141929881Like that>micuck shitpeck
I just luvluvluv my baby kiddy cubscubscubs. Anyone know any good books about clarkiebear I can read to the kids at story story hour?
>>141930569Dots and a coke zero.
>>141930734Why does this bear look like it has bags of Coke cup his ass
>>141930569Mike & Ike and an Arizona peach tea
Yankees!Tonight we assert dominance over the Braves.
>copeshit
Nice win for the umps in Detroit. Bases loaded with the tying run at the plate? Eff that, the missus is making pot roast. Strike 3 on a ball a foot outside, let's go home.
>>141931449Detroit losesChicago losesUmps win
>1977 expansion Blue Jays (54-107) had a team slashline of: .252/.316/.352 (.681 OPS) >The 2024 Toronto Blue Jays currently have a team slashline of:.233/.309/.364 (.673 OPS)The hitting coaching is aggressively bad. What are they even doing, doesn't help that batters will not adjust to pitchers at all and are always playing catch up at the plate. You have Davis Schneider and Spencer Horwitz admitting to taking more hitting advice from the Triple A staff than the major league team.
Umpchads WW@, we got another one!
Woman’s ass
Anyone want to try explaining this one?
>>141930569Chicken strips and jojos brother-HH
Lets go Os!
>Nido RBI double to drive in PCAmestthat Crow kid can fly, wish he had eyebrows though
>>141931707Did Ohtani's translator's underground prison bookie get through?
Pete crow BASED strong
>>141931707>Mr. Tigers?>Yes Chad Fairchild?>The check has bounced>What?>STRIKE 3
Lindor has thrown hands at Nido and now threw dirt at himcan we bean this maricon?
Couldn't recover after that 1st inning, and a few squandered opportunities with runners on. >>141931980To be fair, Nido never really hit for us, even though our pitchers loved him. DeGrom swore by him. And we traded PCA for less than a half year of Javy Baez. We were in 1st place when we made that trade, and he was actually really good when he played for us. To the point where there was a decent chunk of our fanbase saying we should extend him.
Jays gonna make it through 2 innings today?
>alonso
go Sneks
Men on the corners no outs M's bros
Bases loaded on a hbp than you Ty
>>141932258both games this series have had a similar script, one team gets an early lead and cruises (but lets not count out the Cubs bullpen yet)should set up an exciting SNB showdown ON MUTEas bad at the plate as he was, we need a Nido - Gomes fell off a cliff, Amaya took a step back and maybe we need a Latino catching specialist to teach him somethingPCA has trouble with major league pitching. hopefully this is all part of the process and not Albert Almora with extra speed>there was a decent chunk of our fanbase saying we should extend him.lol, i was taken by surprise how well Javy hit in Queens because he clearly lost a step (and gained some weight) his last couple years in Chicago. things have gone from bad to worse since
Jays have got to be the worst team in the league when batting in the first inning. >59 sOPS+ when batting in the first inning
kek
berds munchin'
>>141931799Only on monday when I go to safeway. $9.99 baybeeee>>141930734>>141930951>>141931036Acceptable choices boys. Also lets go Mariners.
Great to see the bounce back from our cubsbros. Imanaga isn't going to perfect every time but you know the team will get it back next game. Cubs and Brewers will be 1 and 2 in the central guaranteed.
>>141932571>Ty Fr-ACK
Horwitz saving the Jays
mfw maeda start
>>141932827It has been a long time since I have seen this gif.
>69 Marinerspoints Nice. Does your grocery store give you [team]points?
Wtf is the ump doing in this Os game? Jesus. Kek
BABE
How bet them Gay Mets Kek!
Famous slugger Bo Naylor
I miss King Felix like you wouldn't believe /mlb/
>>141932269The answer was No.
>>141931164Gonna beat them like it's 1996.
The Twins are not fucking around today. Bye, Sears.
>Orioles look like world beaters against the Yankees>get spanked by the garbage AstrosYankees look shakier and shakier by the day
>Neris with a 7-run lead in the 9thstill nervous
IKF homers, yup something's up with the ball today
My bald catcher just needed a little more grease on that one.
>IIT'S NOT CLEOXI>UNLESS IT'S CLEAN
Harper almost went to the third deck on that one
Harpgod
>>141934994they probably paid a lot of money for that fucked up ad
[ W ]
[W]
guess whos back to .500
current score in the mets-cubs series: mets are ahead 12-9the third game will decide it, but the gay cubs have some catching up to do
Bohmrun
BACK TO BACK NI##AS
DBACKS WOKE THE DRAGONTIME TO START PLANNING YOUR VACATIONS NL
>>141935147Just say it bro.
>J Ram dingerno surprise there, pitch was middle middle just like Bo Naylor's homerun
Fly the Cubyayou!!! [W][W][W][W][W]
>>141935165It's a lot of pent up angerThey had to wait all year to avenge themselves against this team only to be given a fucking Taijuan Walker start in game 1
>I took a nap and woke up late for my Stros AIIEEEEEEEEa late good luck to the Os
>20 pitches through 3
>>141934453Sailor Moon 90s anime vibe.
PHILLIES THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xemLz_fR1AcJOCK THIS U DIRTY DESERT RATS
>>141935297Yeah that's probably what he typed into bing.
Wait, where is Schwarber playing?
Oh baby a triple!
life is like Bonilla dayyyyyyhere in mestberg,shit management, bad contracts, awful tradessssssssit's a, mest kekmight make a good mo-oveeeeeOR LOSE THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!MESTKEK KEKEVERY DAY A NEW ONE GETS INJUREDALONS NOTALES OF EDWIN DIAZ IN MESTBERGKEK KEKLOOK AT THE STANDINGS RIGHT BEHIND YOUUIS THE REBUILDING SWORDFISHBUT YOU CAN JUST GRAB ON TO 2015KEK KEKEVERYDAY YOU SEE ANOTHER WASTED TALENTKEK KEK
>OH LAWD HE'S COMIN
Let's go Calzone
What the fuck happened to da Mets?
You are entering the Dom Zone
>>141935421>>141935452Guy runs like a toddler who just did something he wasn't supposed to and doesn't want to get caught.
>>141935370LF, dbacks cant get out of the infield so it doesnt matter. plus he now has legendary speed.
D MO double!
berds were munchin today
>>141935500
>future mariners legend ryan bliss
Who said he couldn't hit?And JP brings 2 in
>>141935499nothing, they lost one in a three game seriesthat's how series normally go
RUUUUUUN BLISSSSS RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN
YORDONG
>>141935631Kek cooe
>>141935600Whatever happened to previous Mariner legends like Evan White and Kyle Lewis?
Bliss is quick dayum
Lmfao gay mets>It's only 1 game
>JP 2-RBI single straight to BellThat's why you don't try to backhand that ball, kids.
Springer can't hit it beyond the infield no more
It's just one game..ugh .. its a series. Gakt
>>141934099LOL I think this is Madrid.
>>141935677S-shut up.
>>141935764Close, it's Miami, mi amigo.
>>141935736No refunds blue gays
>>141935829is it me or has Felix lost weight?
>A series win should add addition +1 to your W column. >A series sweep should add additional +2 to your W column. discuss.
>>141935499It was only on- GAH!!!!>*Gets gaped*
>Astros about to sweep the O’s>Astros are 11-3 to the Yanks since 2013>Red Sox about to get swept by the Reds
Well you lose some I guessI didn’t know the Mfags knew how to score more than 2 runs
Aren't the Cubs last in their division?
Dumper hasn't been dumpin' too much lately.
>>141935990Excuse you, the M's score 3 runs and THEN stop scoring. Get it right, they're no 2 run team.
>When your third string, Glove first AAA catcher grounds into a double play with RISP
>>141935829As I saw jamón serrano, octopus, olive oil, paella... And the bullfighting' posters from Madrid kek.
>>141936103Phillies holding up?
Could you beat these 3 birds in a fish fight?
>>141936130up 6-0 after a Kyle Schwarber double. Just tough to see Marchan hit after spending years with BCIB
>>141936103>when ur elite 3 tool DH makes up for it with his second dubble
>>141935995It isn't even July yet and dem cubbies are getting hot
>luke raley:) nice catch buddy
No fly or retarded dominican zone
>>141936109Found the place. It's called Jamon Iberico Pata Negra Restaurant in Miami, FL. Looks like a nice place
>>141936279uugh stupid sexy dominican gets the day off
>>141936197The milkman cometh all over the sneks
>>141936317If I ever find myself in Miami (I won't), I'll remember to check it out! If it's good enough for the King it's good enough for me.
>mets
What a year for Josh Smith.
>>141936319ugh don't post stuff like this youre making my bussy leak at in-n-out
>>141936317Based. That olive oil looking good.
>>141936414>Josh SmithNot sure there could be a more white name.
DOM>CANZONEDOM>CANZONEDOM>CANZONEDOM>CANZONEDOM>CANZONEDOM>CANZONEDOM>CANZONEDOM>CANZONEDOM>CANZONEDOM>CANZONEDOM>CANZONEDOM>CANZONEDOM>CANZONEDOM>CANZONEDOM>CANZONEDOM>CANZONEDOM>CANZONEDOM>CANZONE
THE DOM ZONE
DINGER
>Kwan dingerI was wondering when he'd show up. Anyway GG Guardians. Let's see if you sweep tomorrow
Jays...
>sweaty king is doing great todayReminder, he barely made the opening day roster only to be by far our best pitcher this year
Dominic Canzone. :)
What's so special about Vladdy Jr?
I could go for a McFish M's bros
MEET THE METSMEET THE METSStep right up and greet the Mets!Bring your kiddiesBring your wife;Guaranteedtohave the timeof your lifeBecause the Mets arereally sockin' the ball; knocking those home runs over the wall! (Except today....)EastsideWestsideEverybody's coming downTo meet the M-E-T-S Mets of New York town!Oh, the butcher and the baker and the people on the streetsWhere did they go? To MEET THE METS!Oh, they're hollerin' and cheerin' and they're jumpin' in their seatsWhere did they go? To MEET THE METS!All the fans are true to the orange and blueSo hurry up and come on down -'Cause we've got ourselves a ball clubThe Mets of New York town!
>>141936685>>141936697My little asian boy knows baseball
>>141935829If you had to have lunch with a HOFer, who would it be and what would you eat and talk about?
CHAS CHOMPER GOES DEEP
I just want the Metsiners to know that the Yankees have incorporated Liberty Green into our uniform. You can stop saying we are soulless. We are pretty much the Mariners now.
Disappointing that the mets fans are no where to be found
New Liberty Green KinkSOVL YVRK
>>141937022Where are we?
where my casty doomers at
Casty :)
>>141937022game's over, we don't spend all day seething over a routine losssee ya tomorrow
>>141937145>well, uh, ya see if u swing a million times eventually ya get a hit. but it doesnt count because well just because.
>>141937019Shut up, bitch. (with peace and love)
>>141937022Have you tried looking on grindr?
>Skubal>Crochet>Rodriguez>BurnsWe hit well against>shit pitchers>everyone elseAbsolutely nothingMy bipolar team
>>141937262
Snakes getting their buttholes blown out today. Now trade us your best OF.
>>141937305Burns?
>>141931606gross
>>141937331Got a bat??
>>141933014>celebrating that something is on sale for $10 when it used to only cost $5whew lad
>>141933107HON HON HON
>faggotbacks
>>141937360Corbin Burnes the pitcher we are facing today
>>141937529Oh, the false winner of the 2021 NL Cy Young. I thought there was someone named Burns out there
Where'd all the mets fans go?
>>141936734You mean a FIllet o'Fish? are you dumb?
>>141937460lb of tendies + lb of jojos + 4pk kings rolls for $10 isn't a bad deal.
>>141935890no
joc strap not so tough when hes not facing AAA pitching eh?
I can't remember the last time a batter swung at everything with as little effort as Joc did that AB
>>141935989b-b-but my AL east power division!
>>141936705check his hands
>>141937226>bug schizo
100% forgot this dude existed
>>141936936Anyone?
So this is how our playoff dreams die, couldn't even hold on until August. Please fire all the coaches and the front office.
4 homers so far, my Indians are on fire today
Where are the mets fans?
Walter really showing up today desu
>>141937764Guardians*
>Dick Vermeil randomly at the Phillies game
Why aren't there any mets fans here?
>>141937588I'm right here
Not a single met fan in sight huh..
schizo hour all day today, it would seem
>>141937764Why can't you just say Guardians for once?
>>141937820>>141937852can we save it?
WTF they let cheating Blanco just walk off the mound after the 7th without checking his glove/hands!fucking cheating assturds
My sweaty god
Jeez, Leody Taveras sucks so bad.
10-1!
>>141937895That would be a great idea, current CitiField doesn't seem as good as Yankee Stadium.
2023 As or 2024 White Sox, who's worse?
>>141937764[REDACTED]
>>141937764how DARE you deadname them, chud!
sammy lookin good today as always. dont tell taryn i said that.
>>141937895
Locklear makes that play
most surprising performance thus far?
>stadium is 30 miles from the gulf of mexico>play in the pacific coast leaguewhat did miLB mean by this?
Love how one of the few times a ni- sorry, a black gentlemen, finds himself behind home plate he can’t help but be loud and obnoxious
>>141938153>not making the texas rangers logo normal since they don't have a pride nightmissed opportunity
>Ryan Stressly in the 8thOh fuck
>>141938153philly didnt even change their logo for pride night and mentioned it maybe once or twice in passing. we keep winning.
>>141938177Talking about the loud ass obnoxious heckler at the Phils game btw
Sneks
>>141938153The entire NL outside of the top 4 teams is fucking trash
Hope McCarthy isn’t hurt. He may be coming to Philly soon after all
give me one good reason ranger shouldnt win the cy young.
Has anyone snuck into better seats at a stadium?
>>141938307>it's junehe'll finish the season with a 4.50 ERA
>>141938307Chris Sale deserves one. He's a veteran too which means he gets priority.
>>141937745The 5 year cycle started in 2019 ended in terrible failure. The top prospects came up, looked good for a while, then disappointed. Front Office panicked after 2022 and gutted the offence for no reason. Signed Springer who was injured for a lot of his good years before he fell apart. Too many veteran contracts too. 0 playoff wins to show for following a bunch of promises made.
nice fan interference cheatros
CHAS GOES DEEP AGAINgood lord that was close
>>141938423>cope>o’s down 3 in a low scoring game to the asterisks
D MO does a double
mariners btw :)
fuck off texass
>>141938423You can’t go into the stands and expect interference to be called. Once you are out of the field of play, you have to content with fans for the ball. We had that happen the other way around earlier in the season with our own fans.
ANOTHER Blissful double
>White Sox get Crawford, Merrifield, Pache, Puoaka-Grego>Phillies get Roberts
>>141938612>Merrifield
just a friendly reminder: short porch home runs don't count
>>141938612shit trade desu
IKF 2 homer game
>asterisks sweeping O’s
>>141938729>underestimating hader's ability to choke
WYATT LANGFORD GRAND SLAM!
>>141938211figured you meant CB Bucknor
WYATT LANGFORD GRAND SLAM LETS GO IT WAS A MATTER OF TIME LETS FUCKING GO.
>Roylols>grand salamiWhy are you so shit? Like genuinely
>>141927799My pirates (:
Yeah, I’m thinking the New York Yankees are going to win tonight :)
>>141938749
sammy <3
>>141938837cute mariners outfit
Royals turn a 1-0 Rangers lead into a 6-0 Rangers lead.Fucking lol.
>81 pitches into the 8thfuck it let him go all the way
Santander…YEEEERR OUUUT
fuck it, just let whatever team wins the AL west play the in world series already
>houston pacos
My orioles ): gg astros
Take him out, scott...
>>141938729>asterisksPardon, sounds like a stankees fan. Kindly leave them alone cause they are leagues above you frauds in terms of ability.
>O’s get blown out by the asterisks
>5-1 is a blow outlimo
>>141938943oh no no no no
lmao snakes waving the flag ahahahahahadahl takes barnhart yard
>O's blast the Yankees>Yankees blast the Astros>Astros blast the OriolesNobody wins
>>141938997>yankees blast the astros[citation needed]
Let him complete the game Scott
Stros win!ggs OsbrosYou got unlucky by running into Blanco who is randomly one of the best pitchers in the league unfortunately. See you tomorrow
>>14193901311-3 since 2023
can the AL East please just unfuck itself so my Jays can rebuild
>>141939040surely you're including the playoffs, right?
>>141939027papa scott said no
>>141939143:(
Kino position pitching feeshies
>bazardo timePLEASE DO NOT FUCK THIS >PLEASE DO NOT FUCK THIS PLEASE DO NOT FUCK THIS >PLEASE DO NOT FUCK THIS PLEASE DO NOT FUCK THIS >PLEASE DO NOT FUCK THIS PLEASE DO NOT FUCK THIS >PLEASE DO NOT FUCK THIS PLEASE DO NOT FUCK THIS >PLEASE DO NOT FUCK THIS PLEASE DO NOT FUCK THIS >PLEASE DO NOT FUCK THIS
>BazardoScott didn't learn
>Romano injury setback, elbow soreness>Garcia elbow sorenessTJ soon for both of them, zero trade value, darkness imprisoning me, all that I see, absolute horror
Well that’s Marlins baseball for you I guess. You win some you get gaped some.
>>141939080You are retarded.
>>141939320>>14193933310 run rally incoming
2nd wildcard spot was a mistake.
>>141939389cursed 4 eyes
Gg sneksfags
>>141939393It really was. Three division winners and one wildcard per league was peak. No play in bullshit either.
Scherzer probably starting tomorrow.
>varsho hurtI cannot live, I cannot die, trapped in myself, body my holding cell
>>141939452As a follow up>Manfred runner is fucking gay>DH is fucking gay>pitch clock is fucking gayPitchers hitting was absolute kino. AL sissies ruined baseball.
>>141939499>>Manfred runner is fucking gay>>pitch clock is fucking gayTruer words have never been spoken
>both texass "teams" wonblah...
>>141939387wait, how bad is their playoff record against the astros that you are shying away from talking about it?
>>141938369Boy I fucking wish that rule existed in 2021
THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMETHE MARINERS WILL BE WINNING THE SERIES TOMORROWgj logan
MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
>>141939499reminder: people jerk off about ohtranny being both a hitter and pitcher when 10 years ago they didn't want pitchers to hit
the AL West is winning the world series again, isn't it?
>>141939656Not even close.
>>141938837BUILT
Complete game for Bailey Ober. Twins pitching doing something right for once.
M's have their own ELIMINATED meme can the Jays get one please
>>141939622Because they wanted to see pitchers HIT, not strike out and ground out every AB.
>rodriguez pitching against the poodres
The beast looms. Prepare your asses /mlb/
>>141939350So who's going to pick up Manoah at the end of the season?
>>141940069Reckers going to sign him to a Fanduel collab
>>141940016the Angels and their 1 darin erstad title fits, too.We're gonna ignore the sacramento As though
>>141940383the As are guaranteed an ALCS appearance when they play in Vegas
>yankees playing the braves>smoltz will be commentatingI'm muting the stream, no way I want to spend the whole game listening to him praise every play the Braves make and criticize the Yankees
>>141940453Coupled with the political ads lmao/
>>141940453I'm going to watch it just to make you seethe
NYY @ ATL7:15 PMLet's go Yankeez!
>>141940554>blackout on mlbjust as it should be
>>141940583that bitch ohtranny jumping to the other league so he can win MVPs
>90°>26% humidityWhew, M's bros how do you beat the heat when the weather gets positively southern?
>>141940554I rooting for an earthquake to engulf the entire stadium.
>>141940712>I rooting
>Most amount of hits by a player per each pitching count
>>141940645>26% humidity>southernget on my level
>>141940775midget really do be first pitch swinging, even as a lead off faggot
>>141940794The east and midwest are a giant swamp.
>>141940775>2-2tani
I believe in the power of the durag.
the return jerry got on Sea us wald is absolutely insane. Bliss, Canzone, and Rojas are currently the best players on the team lmfao.
>>141940775>3-0 only has 4 hitsThis was surprising at first, but it makes sense if you think about it for 30 seconds. Unless you're Judge, Ohtani, Betts, or Soto. If you're on a 3-0 count, your manager is telling you to automatically take. And if you are one of the 4 previously mentioned players, you're probably just going to see ball 4 anyway.
Wtf is that nig on the mound wearing underneath his hat?
Ozuna ____ __ ______
>>141941020>making fun of their culture just days after juneteenf
>tattoos on neckDef gon cost tax payers money at some point
>>141940775>>141940973desu I’m most surprised only 7hits leads a 3-1 count. 3-1 is considered a hitters count and usually most players expect a hittable pitch to be then.
>>141941096it's a good thing that organization bans facial hair and long hair, because those are just distasteful
>>141941021makes me horny
>beardtrannies
>>141941141GoAtlantaYay!
Judge dropping the hammer
JUDGED
ALL RISE!
ALL RISE
>>141941408>>141941404>>141941369>>141941367how far behind is your stream?the count is already 3-2
>>141941423I’m watching on tv
>attention seeking behaviors
>>141941452>providing the attention
>>141941452yes, you do exhibit that :^)
Morton isn't too bright.
>guy is throwing balls>swing at first pitchWhy do the Yankees do this?
>>141941452>coping and seething
>NOOOO ONLY I AM SUPPOSED TO GET REPLIES!>metsiners sisters!>yankee brothers!>ohtani friends!>my doyers!>my pirates :(
>>141941504meds
>>141941525oh you're right, I forgot >UR A BASEDJAK!
>>141941534>getting filteredMust be summer.
The genny is seething again!
>Ms making ya seethe[random Mariners image]
Season debut of the pop tart uniform today
TWENTY SEVENWENTY
the flyovers are seething again
>judge has caught all three fly outs
>Soto ErrorTurning those base hits into doubles one error at a time bud! 50 gorillion contract btw.>Followed by a Judgonian catchThere's no way judge lasts to the 6th inning with going this hard at D and hitting.
kek coasties so bootyblasted
>>141941720>going this hard at the Dbut enough about your saturday nights
Close the laptop, you've posted enough today, schizo!
It's the lowercase posters that really tick me off.
>>141941982Me too, us superior iPhone posters put them to shame!
these umps be calling balls strikes and strikes balls
>it was 2-1
>>141941982One of those sperg is here from 8 AM to 3 AM. He can also be easily identified by how simple his replies are. 0 introspection
>>141942024looks fine on my end
>>141942069>I'm one of those spergsindeed :^)
>>141942081Credit to that pitcher, that's some good accuracy at the shooting range
>Umpchads tried to dismantle us.Ben Rice with the double play
I can't believe Marlins are going to be reversed sweep by the blue gays at the world series.
>>141942069im here 24/7 sister does that make you mad?
>>141941982True true
Bravesisters, 2 bases no outs with the RBI gods AB and on deck...
Feels like a full on Morton meltdown is coming given how garbage his control is tonight
>uncle chuck's fuck and suck
>>141942245Welcome to 2024 Charlie Morton
IS THIS THE GRAND SALAMI FROM JUDGE
ok guys i get it i get tempers are high but lets not say anything crazy we might regret later
lowercase fucks yauppercase sucks ya
Someone gape this fool.
It ain't the grand slam, but i'll take it
>>141942346Denny's sucks
>>141942381for me it's the rooty tooty fresh and fruity
Could have been a lot worse thankfully the Yankees rolled over
>>141942381I prefer it to IHOP
>>141942381I used to like their cheeseburger and seasoned fries but I haven't had Denny's in like 10 years
For me, it's ozuna's beard.Shave it off tranny!
Don't let Ozuna's strikeout blind you from the fact he's completely BALD under that batting helmet.
Yankees win 5 to 1
>>141942524>altuve >>>>>>> GAYrigcouldn't agree more :^)
what a shitty ass stadium, how much did tax payers pay for this?
>>141940775>2-0>leader has only 8 hitsGet the fucking bat off your shoulders, you utter faggots.
>Stanton>Leadoff doubleTalk about rare
I like how the red sox live so rent free in the stankees head that they advertise their next series 2 weeks from now permanently at home plate
You now remember that Charlie Morton was one of the guys banging on trashcans in 2017.
>>141942659>Can barely strikeout a AAA Yankee rookieI see why he did it.
>its a weather hag turns off audio minimizes the game and starts yapping about storms repeating the same shit over and over for 5 minutes episode
>>141942659What about the street light?
>>141942634Is it a particular giveaway night like "Star Wars night" or "Fireworks night"? Because they usually advertise those endlessly, weeks ahead of the date.
Gleybers back.
I am so fucking tired of Charlie Morton
Old Man Morton getting shellacked
>>141942723Do you guys have a bullpen? If he was a Yankee he would've got hung in Times Square (after the first run)
>>141940775Surprised Kwan isn't here somewhere.
>>141942714no, it's just behind home plate, says>Red sox vs Yankees July 5-7
>>141942757He needs more appearances pretty sure; I can't believe he's batting just under .400, kids got to come back to Earth right?
>>141942749Its injured but still deep. They wouldn't dare waste it now with the series on the line and an obvious loss hanging over them. They will save it all in the hopes that max fried wins tomorrow and let Chuck throw as long as his arm survives unless they have a massive inning
>>141942789I thought so, tomorrow should be interesting.
>>141942781Probably. How many ABs has he had this year? What BA did Arreaz finish with last year?
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>>141942814191 atm, IDK I'm not an Indians fan.
>>141942838kek gay berds
>>141942772Well, it's not like it's that far away, and it's a marquee high-attendance night. Not that odd.
>responding to the retardThat's it, I'm pulling out his feeding tube.
Morton can't pitch to Soto at all.
>attention seeking fanbase
>>141942838what did this say?
>>141942804Yankees win by 5 tonight and tomorrow. Yesterday was an anomaly no matter how much the announcers make it seem like the braves bats are hot. They just beat Detroit 2-1 in back to backs before getting hot for 2 games. Expect defeat tonight and tomorrow in a little league park
>>141943142gay louis kek
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maydv_NTkE8
My royals lost AGAIN today
>stanton hurtSeason over
>>141943255Daily reminder that their fans, including you, are retarded. If you actually think JJ Picollo is a competent GM, then kill yourself.
good eye good eye
>>141943279doesn't he do this every year?
>>141943279Naw b we will be fineWe have enough offensive power to get by without him. We will regress though.
>>141943255Why can’t you be normal? You are playing the poverty >rags and got booty blasted 2 nights in a row
How many days in a row have one of our players have been injured? I know it's common just an observation
>>141943389who are you talking to bro
>>141943356The Royals lost 106 games last year. And should have lost a lot more. They had a cupcake schedule and overperforming free agents and trades in April and May, and now they got exposed.
Braves getting fraud checked tonight.
>>141942524Close enough
>>141943203Checked
That's a bummer! *ba dum tss*
>>141943302Why don't you go back to that site friend
>almost 100 degrees>wade the creek in shorts>have the phillies on the radio>they won>caught fishkino day
>>141943482Its hardly a fraud check when their worst pitcher especially past 40 years old has looked atrocious for 2 years and loses a game. You expect morton to lose
>>141943574Their offense has been shut out for 5 innings.
>>141943656The Yankees scored 1 on what could have been ruled an error yesterday. Fraud check?
Yankees are winning right now by the way.
>>141935096>Damn, so technically mets won that game??Mets won that game btw
>>141943757you bet they are
>>141943711Yeah, my point exactly. Let me have my fun.
34 pitches to get that last out.
>>141943800Oh. Okay
i shouldn't have shitposted about the yaks getting gaped yesterday...
>>141937022I’m back on nightwork so I had to sleep. >Mets won that game by the way
Dodgerporn in the middle of my game AHH
>Boone is this worried about blowing a 6 run leadyankees stay looking shakey babby
AARON BOONE EJECTION KINO
Shakey YankeesTime to bring in that taxed ass bullpen.
I love when darnaud homers. He is such a great fella
lmao just let Stroman finish the inning this is ridiculous
Stroman punished with a 3.00 by the Umpgods for revolting against the masters of beisbol
Tonka truck time baby
Eh happy to see Tonkin still existing at this level. He performed for us a couple times in longer relief last year and hes got a great story. Horrid mustache tho
>>141944282This. DFA'd 3 times then the Blake link up turned him into one of our most reliable relievers.
>>141944329Crazy to imagine what was knocking around in that noggin during all that. They harped about how he went to Japan and his wife told him not to give up if he thought he had the juice essentially all last year on the broadcast. Now he gets to a club and several DFA later he's back to performing. Sometimes you just gotta be happy for a guy
weaver got the drip on aj1s
Kek Gayves have a pitcher named Bummer
>Stroman
Weaver put him away you porch monkey!
Bananaball live from Las Vegas:>>141944815No bananas playing
good game gayves
>Bro honestly I hate this sh*** people only talk and talk what the f*this Anonymous player is talking about that soto only walk and hit singles are you f*** kidding do u fallow the mlb bro do u f**** see his num. his hitting 320avg w 17 HR and 54 RBI how the f**** u so stupid and said he just walk and get hits what the f*** he can hit for poeer to bro his has 17 HR and there's a month left to first half end.. im sorry but I have to said something about it because at the end of the day we are latin players I don't know who said that but bro u better see he's number before talk s****.Im sorry but I have to said something. Don't get mad because a latin player is better than u ^O^
Cum!
Together
They say Soto is tough to strike out, but Derek Thomas makes it look easy.
Soto is a 2019 WS champion.
>only 3 healthy starters nowWe're so done
MY Yankers.
>>141945016Is ohtani pitching this year?
>>141945016it took Sandoval getting hurt for you to realize you were done?
>>141945016How's that series with the Dodgers going?
>Phil BickfordOh no no no, yankbros...
YANKEES WINTHEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!
>>141945075We won last night, the bullpen did a good job actually, didn't walk anyone other than Ohtani. Hopefully Plesac does well too.
The body ages, but the mind is immortal.YANKEES WIN
>>141945180Taijaun Walker for Trout. Who says no?
THEEEEEYAAAAANKEEEEES WIIIIIIIIN!
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>>141945180I heard about that, when's the next game?
>>141945201If you need a better pitcher, then Tyler Anderson WILL be up for trade Phillybro. >>141945220In a few minutes.
>>141932258Slut
