Real retard hours
>>141947655>>141947655>>141947655>>141947655>>141947655>>141947655>>141947655
krak
Ladyboy edition
>>141947655it is NOT pacific hours, especially for a saturday night
>>141947670Jen
>>141947672business idea: try being funny instead of spamming the same old shit
What went so wrong?
>>141947594I can fix them
>5 mike til extra puck in 29 Palms
>>141947731kys
>>141947738This
>>141947698Seriously what the fuck do him and bud and lol i trol u get out posting here. they get ridiculed every time they post what is the fucking point of coming back here time on this planet is fleeting why would one willingly waste valuable hours and days out of their lives basically getting bullied there are so many other forums to shitpost on out there
>>141947722It's hard to pin point exactly when the Panthers forgot how to play hockey. But I would guess it was around game 4 when they went 1-8 against the Oilers for no good reason.Then they just never learned hockey again?I can't tell if this is just another one of Gary's tricks again or legit. This series is fucking wild.But one fuggin thing I know. The Oilers don't have to change ANYTHING.The Panthers have to change EVERYTHING.
>>141947722Oilers started carrying the puck instead of firing it into the corner all the fuckin time
>Kraken goaltending doesn't even hold up in the AHLTelling.
HOW can the Panties win this game and extend the curse?
>the city of Twenty Nine Palms
>>141947757failures often have large egos ironically, its why he posts boring info about his u life in between being called a raped bitch. the other attention whores are more run of the mill attention seekers
>>141947757mental illness, unironically
>>141947757here's your free (you)
>>141947806i think if they score more goals than the oilers, they can win. not sure though
How about that Oilers skank
How did he know?
>>141947806scarring more goals
>>141947806Have Reinhart and Barkov do their thing
Game
>>141947894kys
>>141947884Chuck is a sports soothsayer and speaks many truths
>>141947881Maybe we need a new general for arena titmonsters??? and MAYBE, /sp/ should be rated PG-13 instead of G.... >fucking Bambi
>>141947949april 17 2022
>>141947674I couldn't possibly agree more krakhead.
if edmonton wins it proves gary has never once rigged a game
>>141947881fake tits are so gay
>>141947993It proves he was rigging it masterfully for over 30 years and this was his magnum opus rig, his crowning achievement
fellas, is it gay to like a women's tits?
>>141948000>>141948000>>141948000>>141948000>>141948000>>141948000
Game 7 would've been played today if there wasnt the retarded 2 day breaks between home stands
>rigposting
Americans are blown away by what the great city of Edmonton has to offer
How in the world have Luostorinen and Lundell become useless in this series? They were absolutely dominating the Bruins and Rangers, now they're irrelevant.
>>141948043True it's very difficult to find chuds and toxic waste in this country
>>141948049'lers are shutting every player down defensively
Pure confidence
>>141948049European mental midgets. Specifically finnish
>>141948103Shades of mitch marner in the penalty box after wiring the puck over the glass against the habs
>>141947663Sad
>>141947722Finnish captaincy
>>141948063They've absolutely destroyed both Forsling and Ekblad. Both haven't done shit at all these finals.
>>141948218Retard
and the 2024 finalists have been announced:SadRetardJust like my IslandersYeah maybe on planet retardvote now on hocgeneral.com
>>141948296just as bad of choices as november
>>141948296if I'm a convicted felon, can I still vote?
>>141948316Yeah maybe on planet retard
>>141948296Maybe on planet retard is dimes
>>141947722what went wrong with these cats? mcdavid declawed them.
Thinknig about Ted's cock and the good ol' days
clearly onside
>>141948362>off by a metric thats basically incomprehensible to the human eye in real time during the loudest game of the year>P E N A L S H I Tya, nice Cup***** you have there deadmonton
>>141948362Both skates over the blue line and the pucks still on the line how fuckin hard is it to drag your foot over the line
>>141948296I’ll vote for sad and retard because they’re my gimmicks
>>141948396replays like that have happened all year, you sound pooperpained
I didn't watch last game, did Cousins try to heem McDavid all night like everybody was saying he would?
>>141948463Invisible
>>141948463No
>>141948469That's all panthers players past game 3 though
Why did Matthew tkachuk decide to be more invisible than the invisible boat mobile?
>>141948485He had a very visible performance in game 5 but the visibility of McDavid trounced his visibility rendering him visibilityless
Imagine being a lafftard and your star chokers are going to be paid 12m a year for the next 8 years meanwhile the oilers took in Hymen (the current highest playoff scorer in the modern era) for the equivalent of $100 in canadian tire money
>>141948485He entered his cuck cage and couldn't get out
>>141948567KWAB
off season hocgeneral.com begins in less than 48 hours
>>141948552If Hymen can keep scoring 40-50 goals for the next few years, which is totally doable if he is alongside McDavid who is in his prime, his contract is going to be the steal of the century.
>>141948552It's funny how a Canadian team wins when they start doing business like American teams. Laffers will cry when the same old retards in charge resign marner and the team's fate is sealed for another decade in the name of jersey sales
>>141948552Zach hyman is the modern day jonathan cheechoo
>>141948485He's not the problem on florida when Verhaeghe, Reinhart and Bennett have gone AWOL. In the kindest of words, Evan Rodrigues is their best forward
>>141948614>declawed, soon to be defanged
>>141948629Aren't the oilers paying 5.5 million dollars for jack campbell to play in bakersfield? what are you talking about "doing business like an american team"? you mean getting a tax benefit and bailed out by gary?
>changing my barb build since i got some good ubers>requires a temper that can only be unlocked via rogue>have to level a rogue up nowfug. gonna play some destiny w sergio rn
post your team and ill give them a backhanded compliment
>>141948659Tkachuk hasnt done anything
>>141948637Nahh, Cheechoo was 26 when he scored fiddy six and was out of the league at 30 while Hyman is 32. I don't think he'll repeat another fiddy goal season but he's already on the later end of his career while the Cheechoo train was at the time "coming into his own" thanks largely to elite goal scorer Jumbo.
>>141948731typical american playoff choker. total pussy
>>141948696
>>141948731Neither have those guys who i've said. Tkachuk at least tried in game 5, wont lie. Just not showing up on defense at all. lots of problems just starting to boil over from Florida.
>>141948753you were really good when you had that negro!
>>141948769Tkachuk forced his way on to the team. He is supposed to be leading by example.
>>141948784So are Barkov and Reinhart and Bennett right?
>>141948637cheechoo didnt accomplish SHIT in the ploffs. is hymen a mcdavid babby? perhaps, but it takes a kurri to win the cup
>>141948772Fred Brathwaite?
why don't the flordian fans just yell louder while the cats are at home? doesn't that make teams play better? i'll be blaming the fans if they lose on monday, that's for sure.
>>141948789No need to get upset
>>141948809Not disagreeing with you, just me noticing that the Panthers entire team has just died. They've fallen flat. No answers for the Oilers attack.
Do they test for PEDs before every game? Why don't they just give a few of their key players some juice, not so much that it is obvious mind you, but enough that they can get the job done.
>>141948826Verhage and Bennet make less than half what Tkachuk does. Reinhart makes 3 million less. Tkachuk makes 500k less than Barkov. Barkov has shown up, more blame should be being places on Tkachuk
I just want the riots
>>141948867you should have told that to gary before he clotted boeser before game 7
>>141948791hyman only has 54+16 because mcdavid is the greatest athlete in the world since Mario Lemieux retired. it's more accurate to call him the modern day Dave Andreychuk than Cheechoo because like allowed world class playmakers Dale Hawerchuk, Doug Gilmour, and Brad Richards to use him as a human backboard. you need players like Andreychuk to win and he was the captain of the 2004 blots for a good reason Hyman's goal scoring prowess is really more so evidence how heads and shoulders ahead of everybody else he is. auston matthews is the consensus 2nd best player in the world and hyman playing with him only had 21+1 goals. shows the difference between a selfless player and a selfish one.
>>141948850Matthew Tkachuk is a fucking loser and a total pussy. People act like he's the modern day fucking wendel clark but he'll only fight guys if their backs are turned or are held back by the linesman and he turtles all the time. He's a disgrace to hockey
>>141948888>difference between a selfless player and a selfish onecould also be the hairline differential
would be very funny if Hyman scores the cup clincher btw
What team do asian girls root for?
>rags
>>141948925canucks
>>141948925does she shit with that ass??
>pour your soul into a serious and contemplative novel exploring the deepest themes of the human experience >people congratulate you on writing a childrens book>be zach hyman
>>141948913>be zach hyman >be jewish trust fund baby >get your dad to pay for entire leagues>get your dad to get him a spot on the toronto red wings>get your dad to pay for hockey schools>put up middling numbers in AAA>be nothing special athletically but understand the smartest way to play because of years of drilling >get passed up in the OHL draft>play college hockey and put up unimpressive numbers >get drafted 123rd overall with the Panthers' 5th selection right out of junior B (very few ojhl players get selected this early) >play college puck until the age of 23 putting up middling numbers >refuse to play for the panthers and beg them to trade you to your childhood favourite team >become best friends with Mike Babcock and given a 1st line spot>get constantly injured >never put up more than 1 playoff goal >get offered a contract by the maple leafs>refuse to sign unless you get a no trade clause>test free agency>get offered the same deal to play with the greatest player in the world>claim that you had a hard path to success
>>141949082>be me>be too drunk to read all thathaha fuck you, poutine sucks
>>141949082oy VEY
>>141949101>poutine sucks? it's literally just fat, salt, and carbs. can't go wrong with that combination
Now that Ken Holland is 1 game away from his 5th Stanley Cup Championship and do Red Wings fans still believe he's a shitty GM?
>>141949147Retard
>>141949082and yet he's the perfect player for McDavid. I keep saying he's what Puljujarvi should've been.
>>141949147maybe on planet retard
>>141949101It's just fries, cheese, and gravy? Americans love all 3 of those.
>>141949175Jesse puljujarvi is a 6'4" 210 pound finn hyman is barely 6 feet 185 pounds they are nothing alike they don't have any similarities in playstyle. stephen stop trying to sound smart
>>141949203retard
>>141949217Okay just to make you wrong and prove a point, Edmonton specifically drafted him to be that kind of player and live in front of the net. Hyman is the same dirty grimy player. Puljujarvi should've been able to be the same cerebral player that Hyman was (even going back to his draft year), yet he never grew. Puljujarvi also, from what SN said, was implying how "versatile" he was, and how good his two way play. Hyman however, has been that. Excellent player for the Oilers since day one.
i'm scared, pantiesisters
>>141947722they stopped skating
>Puljujarvi should've been cerebralWEW no wonder bud will never be a sports writer or go to japan
>>141949285This reminds me I still gotta webm the replay of when Tkachuk did that crazy diving save with his stick and Eklund right next to him just fucking stops skating and gives up cause his dumb ass is thinking it was going in and then McDavid is right next to Eklund(Whose not paying attention) and McDavid just grabs it and makes the goal...I'd fucking kill Eklund if I was Tkachuk
>>141949252Jesse Puljujarvi's draft comparable was Blake Wheeler. He was never supposed to be a net front guy like a fuckin nick ritchie. and you don't typically use your 4th overall pick on players like that https://youtu.be/SELs8XB8j4M?si=VS1HkM_stVnhvKRh
>>141949317Point is, he could've been that big body for the Oilers. Great size, frame, all the right tools for a solid goal scorer. It made sense at the time. Too bad the Oilers development botched him to a point where he had to go back to Finland just to get a second stint in Edmonton. And dont act like every net front player is Nick Ritchie. Do we need to go over how Chris Kreider hit 50 goals a few seasons back? For all the jokes about Hyman being a netfront merchant, I swear Kreider is more egregious.
visual representation of my oilers killing some panthers
>>141949543honestly sounds like malicious compliance. it'd be based if AI started getting blue hair fatigue and started giving passive aggressive answers
>if it's not about new york, i'll make it about new yorkit's 3am, go to bed
>>141949640look>>141947655
Islanders mentioned someone mention the flames
>>141949222Am I a retard? Am I a fucking retard, man? I know what this is, you're trying to snuff me out to look cool in front of the other anon's. Well viva la fucking france man.
>>141949832I gotchu senpai
>>141949305it was OELI don't understand how he's still playing, let alone getting top power play minuteshe should have been watching the rest of the series from the press box after he stopped skating on that play
>>141949832>>141949880Sorry, wrong image.
>>141947655Does it really even matter who wins the game 7?
>>141949898Not really even if the oilers lose they won the moral victory
>>141949885There's a reason that the OEL trade to Van was terrible, and they bought out the contract. NHL teams are tards with free agency, especially when they salivate at the possibility of a defenseman getting another 20 goal season ((((unlikely)))) He was already 5 season removed from a 20 goal 55pt career high season and considered on the down at the time Van traded for him, but he's definitely not a PPQB on the blue line and hasn't been for a long time.
>>141949885Oh OEL lol. Fuckin Swedes
>>141949898>Panthers win>Perry curse continues>1993 lives on>All that effort for nothing>Oilers win>It was 3-0>B2B SCF L's>1942 LaffsPractically doesn't matter, but either way /hoc/ is gonna be bumping on Monday.
Lames fans are still seething about the Oilers who are about to win the Stanley Cup?Who could have guessed?!Well guess what this fat fucking faggot just shit in your moms mouth.
>>141950036but he's dead tho
>>141950100Just like my islanders
florida sucks hahahahahahahahahaha we told you faggots the west would btfo the least
Who’s the autist who keeps hitting the reply button six times
>>141950100post proof
>When you a hockey>But then>hockey not you
1993
>>141950234based
>>141950036>some retard looking kid dies 2 years ago>"""""hardcore""""" Oilers fan, probably didn't even know who Fernando Pisani was>Looks like a Cartman retard clone from S2E8>Died from glioblastoma just like I give a blast to his mom>still dead>shiggy diggy
>>141950234>>1419502472024
>>141950020>B2B SCF L'sbuffalo bills ass
>>141950234>>141950247
>>141950248You're kidding me this ungrateful cunt couldn't even give acouple more years just to wait until his team won. He lacks heart.
So the playoffs were a predictable snoozefest for the most part but the final is turning out to be one for the ages?Usually it’s the exact opposite
>>141950385Is that really what we're calling Paul Maurice's failure on ice the musical?>one for the ages
>that face when you had it all>AND THEN YOU BLEW IT>YOU JUST BLEW IT
>>141950108When the islanders win they’re rewarded by their fans throwing garbage at them.
>>141950579Only one way to describe that feelinghttps://youtu.be/le1QF3uoQNg
it has been foretold
>>141950020the panthers winning game 7 is the gayest possible conclusion after all this and /hoc/ will be dead because the panthers have no fans to celebrate it
>>141950674>more gross ai garbo>ishygddt
>>141950703soiler fans gloating is much worst than a dead hoc
>>141950703Cope trb will post the same shitty gifs all summer
Nooooo, what the literal fuck happened to my kitties????
>>141951038I want the Oilers to win tomorrow but even then I can't say I'm looking forward to hearing announcers waffle on about this cup every single time a 3-0 series lead occurs for the next 30 years at least.
Would you smile to the man who invented ice cream? Whould you love him? This is why Florida will win game seven. I will smile when it’s over.
>>141947722Stanley KEKED. Get assblasted you furry fucks.
Oh I just remembered the grand trophy has to be alive in the hearts of all men. Have you seen a real hockey game? I only once.
Schizo retards OUT
pray for our kitties
>>141951038go hide in your bunker then if you cant handle the bantz
>>141949305
I believe and understand Edmonton to be gay. And so Florida smoke rock and win a cup
>>141952685You might be hitting the rock too hard yourself
>>141952805I would do it to taste the magic bowl. The Tsanley Cup.
>>141952832You may have been hitting the magic bowl a little too hard already
>>141947760Definitely one of Gary's tricks
>>141948696My team is your mom
>>141951484They're getting reverse sweeped
>>141951484
everyone acting like the oilers already won...
Fuck Xeattle, Washington is CHIEFS COUNTRY
>>141954110which is refreshing from every acting like the panthers already won
I just hope both teams have fun out there tomorrow
>>141954291>spokan'tuh it's acktually wenatchee wild world
>>141954110Florida has played absolute garbage hockey the last 3 games
>>141954797Just like my islanders
Huomenta
Will you be supporting the recently announced Tennessee State NCAA D1 ice hockey program?
>calgary media discussing ways the panthers can pump themselves up and win game 7these retards are pathetic
>>141947655Why have there been so many chokes in the NHL recently? They used to be fairly rare and now we have seen them quite often in the last 15 years.What was the biggest choke until then? Red Wings in 1995?
>>141955607yup.
Flames islanders mentioned
>>141955607I don't even know what that means
you are the Montreal canadiens. It’s been about 7 years since you’ve last made the playoffs in a non-Covid season. You hold the #5 overall pick and have lots of choices. You have a promising young core but need one more piece. Who do you draft?>a 6’0 Russian winger who looks promising >a very good mobile defenseman from Denver who had 60+ points and won the natty >the son of one of the best goal scorers in NHL history>a dynamic scorer out of the WHL who lost his season due to a herniated disk>a gigantic 6’7 Russian defenseman who can skate incredibly well but lacks offensive upside Well?
>>141955607>sun beltShan’t
>>141956207A FUCKING FINN
>>141956207I would never ever take somebody named “Berkly.” That is the name of an overprotected white boy that will give up at the first sign of adversity. It’s up there with Hayden.
>>141956365Catton didn’t get injured.
>>141956207definitely not an american because of the american factor, either tij or demidov
>>141955621They have no water so they have no need for a cup.
almost saint-jean baptiste, lads
>>141956207Berkly Catton
>>141956365brown detected
>>141956759I’m White as snow, but I have an actual name.
>>141956365Basically true for all the "den" names that didn't exist before the year 2000.
F L A M E SLAMES
>Iginla on the board at #9 for the Flames>Fans get hopeful to draft him>Their dumbfuck general manager gets on stage>"The Calgary Flames are proud to select...">Flames watch party gets really excited>"From the WHL...">Flames fans go apeshit>"Spokane Chiefs, Forward Berkly Catton!">Flames fans collectively die on the spot from dehydration and Iginla being passed upon>Iginla goes to New Jersey and wins a cup in 3 years>Calgary relocates to Austin.
>>141957579Its not healthy to be this obsessed bud
>>141957674people hate because we're the main character
For the "main character" of the NHL according to /hoc/, there sure is a lot of cuckholdry and faggotry from that team...
>I’m hearing that Patrick Kane will be a NY Ranger on July 1st drury and his agent have been working away at agreeing to a contact and it’s progressing very well. Kane will be coming back to NY.
>>141956207I would reach for Parekh
Hearing talks have stalled between /hoc/ and /cric/. /hoc/'s been trying to offload the Raped Bitch for some time now but /cric/ won't budge on what they think they should receive alongside him. Unclear if this is temporary or if the deals off for the foreseeable future. /hoc/ was trying to get things done before the offseason and this complicates things for them.- Elliotte Friedman, 32 Thoughts
>>141957910Sad
>>141958206Sad
I was trying to come up with something explaining how the 'retard' meme is terrible and adds literally nothing of value but now I HAVE to take a marner so Ill think will doing that
>>141958250That's deleted and yet his off topic posts that were replied to weren't. Really gets the noggin joggin
jeff skinner will score the game 7 scf goal in 2025... but for who?
>>141958174At #5?
>>141958402Yeah I leaned toward him being a janny for the most part. It makes him even more pathetic
Sergei Bobrovsky and Aaron Ekblad are the only two players missing from today’s Florida Panthers practice.>SIR GAY>SIR GAY>SIR GAY
>>141958206maybe you should spend less time stalking these alleged hoc posterss. I have been wrongly accused many times by you schizos
>allegedthat dumb retard posts in the same identifiable retarded format and has for years and years
>>141958550dude we all know its him.
>>141958550Maybe you shouldn't be such a massive faggot where someone could think you're tbg
>>141958589I am not disputing that. Just spend less energy analyzing every postIs that bud?Is that copey?Only randy would say that
>>141958632if you aren't new and lack autism all of those guys are identifiable very simply
>>141958632Which one of those is you
>>141958632TBG literally spams the same exact gifs, images and mannerisms. You know its him when shit like >>141947949, >>141947672, >>141950514 all get posted. thats literally just him.
>>141958703At least hoc makes fun of him. Many a hearty chuckles were had at his expense
>>141958766if I were universally hated and referred to as a sexual assault victim and a bitch daily id probably find a new online forum to annoy but he keeps coming back because he has a humiliation fetish
>I'm told that it looks like Matvei Michkov is leaving SKA and will be joining the Philadelphia Flyers.
>>141958719how do they compare to edmonton prices?
>>141958808Just like our bud
>>141958834similar to The Police who left Ska for 80's pop
*skanks*
I can identify a tbg and copey post but never bud. I've even been told unlock it so I don't know what it is that I said
>>141959018Maybe they thought you were bud bud, bud's sidekick
Why did the Habs do it?
>>141959018unlock it bud
Guys this was the Kings new logo all along, they lied to us.
Are most Panthers fans new yorkers who moved south?
Panthers MUST win game 7 to shut these morons up
>mad>at daddyKWAB1993;^)
Also I missed copey's meltdown after the knights were eliminated I saw it was supposed to be a good one
How many canadians will go to Florida tomorrow to support the canadian hope?Seriously, I think Gretzky and the other legends should tell every canadian who like hockey to go down there and support what's best for Canada, which is a Oilers win.
Don't shoot the messenger but Ehlers will be dealt on draft day
Everything is still fluid
>>141959362>just give thousands of dollars to support sunbelt hockeyOkay intern
/hoc/ bros...you told me he was never coming over
Apologize to Matvei Michkov. Right now.
>>141959537>>141959560i'll apologize when he plays an NHL game. about time the Flyers get their shit together.
>tell everyone you're staying in russia so you dont get drafted by a shit team for retards >get drafted by a shit team for retards anyway>have no choice but to come over early if you want to play in the nhlKWAB
>>141959607>Habs fans coping alreadySacre bleu...
He'll probably be a bust anyway
I don't understand how NHL teams dare to draft russian players right now. Russia is declared an enemy state by the West and no one knows what will happen to these players after they have been drafted.
>>141959560That's just todd from breaking bad wtf
>>141959632https://youtu.be/mtbfQWF3BEk?si=UtJ09E6CW3tpmmRZHe looks legit.
>>141959607Woah you mean one of the best Russian prospects since Ovi will get drafted early on by a bad team? Say it aint so! Too bad Montreal reached for Ryan McDonough instead of someone who could sore on that team.
>>141959636Meanwhile, the Detroit Red Wings of the 80s...
>>141959648A legit bust lmao
>>141959684Theres a difference between a bad team and a shit team for retards
>>141959760Yeah, the shit team for retards in this case are the Habs for passing up on such a talent!
to think this collage was created this very season
Xhenya made me like Russia :)
2018 was a long time ago for Ovi
>>141959775You're almost there, you'll get it eventually buddy
>>141959690The relation between the West and Gorbachev's USSR war better than the relation between the West and Russia today. Drafting russian players today is like drafting Soviet players in the 50s
>>141959864The west is shit and retarded and trannyenabling
who do u think connor passes the cup to first?
>>141959919the second asia takes this sport seriously, they'll dominant
>>141959958the nuge
Bob is off the case
>>141959958Hymanstein because of his generous donation to Gary
>>141959958Herschel Hymenwitz
>>141959958his best friend draisaitl
>>141959958his interior designer
>>141959958me
>>141960041whatcha doing rabbi
>>141960041shouldn't you be flying to miami, perry?
>>141959958Draisaitl to RNH to Nurse
[Good News] lil niggas goth gf (15) is coming over today
>>141960130Kys pedo freak
>>141960193no u
>>141959986i heard knight is really really good
>pg 5 the saturday night before game 7dead sportdead general
>>141960852>not knowing all /hoc/posters spend the day before game 7s deep dickin' black queens and laying skid marks on pride paintnewfags out
>>141959784>raped bitch in the capno bueno, will not save
We were supposed to win this year… we were supposed to make a difference… Florida depended on us… we blew it.
Well it’s basically official at this point. Matvei Michkov is coming to Philadelphia. Prepare your assholes, NHL
>>141960999Based and checked
>>141961183Buck broken
>>141961183He was pacing by himself before game 6 too.
>>141961183Its actually over for them isn't it
>>141961241Yeah
The ultimate prize
>>141961241Good. Get my flyies the better pick Leafbros :-)
Is it possible to bet on things the commentators say? because I want to bet the house on Ron MacLean saying "McDavid vs Goliath" before Game 7 starts. that's free money
>>141961295Takagi clears easy
>>141961321On the Canadian pregame I’d bet money on them talking about how enjoyable fucking cats are and that’s why McDavid will enjoy busting inside the panthers because really that’s just a big cat
>>141961348Fucking cats is*. Sorry, it’s hard to put myself in a Canadian frame of mind so that sentence came out weird because it’s not something I, an American, ever thought about typing out before
anyone else love reading unhinged arena reviews?
So are you guys ready to talk about my Kraken yet?Because I can tell you right now, these other teams are NOT gonna be ready for them this October! :)
>>141961331>i prefer my waifus under the age of 13>without a dickhockey is not for you
>>141961241If Edmonton scores first there's a serious risk a blow out. The good news for Florida is that Monday is supposed to be hot and rainy so the ice will be in the worst possible condition
>>141961408she's the face of America's Team newfag
>>141961295mcdavid is going to use his prize money to commission more trap doujins
>>141961458I hope Bobrovsky or whoever's in net has a patrick lalime moment and lets in just an absolute muffin from the blue line
>>141961458They should play the final on neutral ice if they're going to go till the end of june. Game 7 of the scf should not be played on slush
>>141959958PerryPoor fellow has lost so many finals
>>141961471>flames are americas teamlet me know when they don't play in a once-flooded dilapidated cowboy hat
>>141961550They’re witerally building a new arena right now
>>141961564You need water to pour concrete
>>141961543But he's the only player on the Oilers with a cup
>>141961543he already got one >>141961550Edmonton tax payers bought us a new one retard
>>141961458Whoever scores first in a game 7 SCF wins no matter what. Only gretzkys oilers overcame a deficit in '87
Y’all finna be on your deathbed and be like if only I spent more time posting about the flames and islanders on /hoc/
>>141961564>witerallydon't waste those tears, i heard there's a water shortage
>>141961603F L A M E SLAMES
Who do the bookies favour for tomorrow? What odds?
>>141961603all of you will grow out of 4chan eventually
>>141961583>scoring first and winning201920112009200620042003200119941965196419551945>trailing first and winning198719711954 (OT)1950 (2OT)1942>>141961681Florida was favored last I checked but by a very slight margin.
>>141961704don't forget, you're here forever
Why won't Peter Forsberg have sex with me
>This prevents the Panthers from winning the cup
if Edmonton wins game 7, does that mean Skinner > Luongo?
>>141961835Old man bobrovsky can't even lace them up for practice before GAME 7 STANLEY CUP FINAL at this point anyone could beat the panthers
>>141961241I can't figure out the possible adjustments the Panthers could do. They need a miracle at this point. Something like the McSorley illegal stick in 1993. Coach Demers was a genius.
>>141961906bro... I'm as old as Bobvrosky. Is there hope for me still?
>>141962019I've seen people suggesting they go full trap mode but that's suicide. That's what LA has done three years in a row plus McDavid has a natural affinity for penetrating traps>>141962049I would not offer you a contract with term
>>141962019McSorely illegal stick was just the Hockey Gods returning the favour for Kerry Fraser
if you guys need to get in on the ground floor of women's sport you just need to watch where the 17yr old's are. Stryker Zablocki and Nela Lopušanová will make a great 1-2 punch for Bishop Kearney selects next season while Chloe Primerano will be in University of Minnesota
>>141962019They need to Embrace Anal before it's too late
TRADE The #SJSharks acquire forward Egor Afanasyev from the Nashville Predators in exchange for forward Ozzy Wiesblatt.
>>141962129PLEASE post your feet hocfemcel
Really makes you think
>>141962209>rags
>today I will remind them
>>141962219Just like my Americans
>>141962209>Brooklyn Americansthe OG Islanders
>>141962174I don't know who either of those guys are
>2024
>>141962304https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvVivxdFEu0ozzy, brother of ocean, orca, and oasiz, wiesblatt
>>141962129Reported for sexualizing children
>Had the 3-0 and blew itRAISE THE BANNER
>>141948463Mcdavid played 17 minutes and didn’t have a shot on goal or point. He’s going to be fresh as a daisy for game 7. Id love if the panthers tried that, more AHL plugs on the ice for Mcdavid to use as practice pylons, while they play whatever “game within the game” is going on in their small minds
finna get tanked up at buddy's house and play some risk
>>141962402It's really fucked up that this kinda stuff actually happened
>>141948888Difference is we’ve tried 1-2 different wingers every season on Mcdavid’s wing and none have worked hard, could mentally keep up with him or simply score what should be the easiest goals. Hyman has earned his dues as the hardest working jew we’ve seen
Hyman was born on June 9, 1992, in Toronto, Ontario, to Stuart and Vicky Hyman. He grew up in the Forest Hill neighbourhood with four brothers: Spencer, Oliver, Cooper and Shane. Hyman's father Stuart is the chairman and Governor of the Markham Royals and the Chairman of the Ontario Junior Hockey League (OJHL). Zach's younger brother Spencer is the assistant general manager and coach of the Markham Royals. His younger brother Oliver played for the Hamilton Red Wings from 2011 to 2013. Hyman is Jewish and attended United Synagogue Day School and graduated with honours from a Jewish high school, the Community Hebrew Academy of Toronto.
>>141962402>noooo I can’t be held accountable for breaking the lawwww
>>141962912>Hello? Yes police? I'd like to report an illegal water usage in my area
>>141947722McJesus happened
>>141963128panties bros he isn't angry... this is our chance
>>141962616Look who they put on a line with himPat MaroonMilan Lucic Zach Kassian sometimes James NealJesse Puljujarvi Almost all of these guys are literal 4th line scrubs
I'm just trying to understand... Game 4 were they just pretending to be retarded so it was a 1-8 game for them and they just forgot how to flip the switch back or what
>>141962049I'm as old as Jöhn and Hoöb
>>141963201Did you seriously think Gary would have let a canadian team get swept? Think of the missed ticket and merch sales.
>>141963201That sounds probable. Just look at the average /hoc/ poster, many such cases
>>141961623
>>141963201East coast hockey fucking sucks. There's a reason they always lose in the cup finals.
>>141963201The series never should have been 3-0. Bob made so many big saves in game 1.
has anyone heard any rumblings?
>>141963201Game 4 was when Bob wore down too much from all of his miracle tier saving and the Oilers offense leaked through the cracked dam. Ever since then they have no problems scoring on him because going from a shutout to having 5 scored on you broke Bob's confidence. Skinner meanwhile has already been used to the pain so he plays with a swagger.There is no way Florida wins Game 7 but if they do I'll fully admit they earned it after flushing an 8-1 rape on national tv from their minds.
>>141963624True, bob looked broken on the bench on the verge of tears. Oilers have all the momentum and now Americans can’t post 1993.
>>141963544The game 7 bonus checks have cleared so spirits are very high
>>141963699I have never once posted 1993 and have been here ~8 years
>>141963544Yeah a couple. Bout to let out a couple mid afternoon Pelechs.
>>141963624I think people really underestimate how the Oilers are wearing their opponents down through these series. At 5x5 in the regular season they were 1st in high danger chances by 127. The gap between them and second place (Toronto) is almost the same as the gap between second and twentieth (Arizona).
IMO Goalie for panthers failed the team, yea I get he did a nice job up to this point but seems like Edmonton figured him out. Also 8-1 blowouts really break a teams spirits, and then for it to happen again 5-1? Even though some were empty nets, just more kicks to the nuts.
I think people really underestimate how the oilers winning is devastating for finland
>>141962081>McDavid has a natural affinity for penetrating trapsHue hue
>With Finns you choke in a spectacular and unforgettable way
>>141964540Hey thanks for the insight bud maybe you can tell us who's going first overall in the draft next
I dont think the Oilers are going to win
>>141964694I don't fucking care. I don't care about a single European player. They're all pussies. They're all chokers. They're all homos. At least theres common competitive nuances between Canadian and American players but Europeans are in their own category, they all suck.
>>141964897>>141962081
>>141965246Tiji
>>141961331>natural womanNo thanks
>>141964694I literally do not care about finland in any way, simple as
>>141965915based and patriotism pilled
Getting my last >1993while I can. My fault for trusting finns.
/hoc/ tuah
>>141965795Sons of former players of playoff teams discussion only please
You know maybe Aaron Ekblad shouldn't wear #5 if he blows a 3-0 series lead. Potvin would never
>>141967571I thought Potvin sucked
>>141967922Nobody can name who Potvin hurt, yet thats all Rangers fans chant.
>>141967964Just like my islanders
>>141967964>no one knows any islandersTrue
god damn ac is out at work i wish i was dead
>>141968110Cope, my islanders are number one by posts
>working on Sunady, the day of Our Lordhow are you gonna explain that to God? after your boss uses you and throws you out like an empty bottle
>>141968110This general is that retarded to not know who Dennis Potvin is?
>>141968699
>>1419685621. **Connor McDavid** - Ultimate Speedster2. **Auston Matthews** - Ultimate Sniper3. **Nathan MacKinnon** - Ultimate Playmaker4. **Leon Draisaitl** - Ultimate Power Forward5. **Victor Hedman** - Ultimate Defenseman6. **Andrei Vasilevskiy** - Ultimate Goalie7. **Sidney Crosby** - Ultimate Captain8. **Alex Ovechkin** - Ultimate Goal Scorer9. **Barkov** - Ultimate Two-Way Forward10. **Cale Makar** - Ultimate Young Star11. **Artemi Panarin** - Ultimate Playmaker12. **Nikita Kucherov** - Ultimate Offensive Threat13. **Roman Josi** - Ultimate Defenseman14. **Kirill Kaprizov** - Ultimate Rookie Sensation15. **Brad Marchand** - Ultimate Agitator16. **Mitch Marner** - Ultimate PlaymakerWho would survive the danganronpa
>>141968753wtf was that stretch of 6 game 7s in 10 finals
>>141968807>9. **Barkov** - Ultimate Two-Way Forward>we don't have them. we're like Cher>>141968859Dead puck era and the only slightly better post-lockout undead puck era
1. **Connor McDavid** - Ultimate Speed Demon2. **Auston Matthews** - Ultimate Goal Machine3. **Nathan MacKinnon** - Ultimate Breakaway Artist4. **Leon Draisaitl** - Ultimate Power Play Specialist5. **Victor Hedman** - Ultimate Wall6. **Andrei Vasilevskiy** - Ultimate Net Guardian7. **Sidney Crosby** - Ultimate Playoff Performer8. **Alex Ovechkin** - Ultimate Sharpshooter9. **Patrice Bergeron** - Ultimate Faceoff Master10. **Cale Makar** - Ultimate Skating Sensation11. **Artemi Panarin** - Ultimate Magician12. **Nikita Kucherov** - Ultimate Clutch Player13. **Roman Josi** - Ultimate Quarterback14. **Kirill Kaprizov** - Ultimate Highlight Reel15. **Brad Marchand** - Ultimate Pest16. **Mitch Marner** - Ultimate Setup Artist17. **Dustin Wolf** - Ultimate Prospect18. **Mathew Barzal** - Ultimate Speedster
>It all starts with Game 7 on Monday. Any Game 7 for a championship is already tremendous theatre, but this one is elevated to an even higher level given the drama of this series as the Panthers have let a 3-0 series lead slip away to send the series back to Florida.>The Panthers are either going to win their first Stanley Cup, or the Oilers are going to become just the second team to ever come back from a 3-0 series deficit in the Stanley Cup Final (and first since the 1942 Stanley Cup Final) and just the fifth NHL team ever. >Just 48 hours after that game, the NHL's buyout window officially opens and will allow teams to buy out unwanted contracts to help kick off the offseason. That could open the floodgates for roster moves in advance of the draft and free agency. >On Thursday the focus shifts to Las Vegas where the NHL Awards ceremony will take place.>The week continues on Friday and Saturday at Sphere in Las Vegas where the NHL Draft will take place. Macklin Celebrini is expected to be the No. 1 overall pick to the San Jose Sharks, while draft weekend typically is one of the most active times of the year for trades. >On July 1, the offseason reaches its boiling point when the free agency signing period officially begins.>Steven Stamkos (Tampa Bay), Jake Guentzel (Carolina) and Sam Reinhart (Florida) are the top three players available, and most of the top players will sign with new teams within the first 48 hours of the signing period. >All of that sets the stage for an insanely active week in the NHL with a championship being handed out, awards being handed out, and pretty much all of the major roster moves for the offseason.>The NHL offseason is usually pretty condensed and moves quickly, but there is usually at least a couple of weeks between the Stanley Cup Final and the start of the draft and free agency. This year's Stanley Cup Final, however, is going way later than normal and has resulted in an even more condensed schedule.
>>141967964Ulf Nilsson
>>141969200Congratulations you are now smarter than every obnoxious snob who has ever stepped foot in Madison square garden
>>141950579hearing Olcyzk getting mad at the beer cans being thrown was funny. Nassau was about to potentially see its last game, and he was freaking out.
>>141969346At lesst rag fans have a chant they didnt steal from pro wrestling
>>141969434Oh my god they stole from pro wrestling? The horrors! No sports team had ever stolen from wrestling!
>>141969479An entire fanbase of wrestletards
Wrestlefags OUT
>>141969062Oilers would also be the first ever road team to win the stanley cup in game 7 after being down 3-0
>Costumed Gymnastics not a sport
Someone post mock drafts I’m bored of playoffs and excited for offseason /hoc/
However, I’m super excited to start a new chapter in my life. I really have been looking forward for this opportunity. I’ll always be a my islanders and hololive fan, I just won’t be here as often.
Suck it habsfags
>>141969921Thanks for bringing us joy on here stephen. We wish you luck in the next chapter of your life :)
>>141969992
>>141969992>at first I read this as "Suck it, handbags" and in retrospect, I wish it was
>>141965592Lel
>>141970216Michkov is gonna be dropping bombs on the NHL, boot blasting all these shit teams. I know that for sure
>>141969992>>141970060You realize Flyers was after Reinbacher too right? They were willing to move up just to get him.
>>141969656Every fanbase has wrestlefaggots.
>>141970790Yet the Islanders are the only fanbase that has wrestling chants how bout that
>>141969718>>141969656it's wrestlechads
Please lord, with the strength of the Holy Spirit, let these panthers win, that’s all I ask.Game 7
>>141970940He already told me the Oilers are winning
God doesn't exist you absolute braindead retards.
>>141970940That's not how prayer works
>>141970864Carolina literally does a fake ric flair woo after every goal. They aren't the only fanbase who does wrestleshit anon.
>>141971302K i don't care anymore stop replying to me
>he believes that God doesn't exist You're both throwing shit at a wall to see what sticks and you should both stop
>>141971383You cared enough to keep bitching.
This instills confidence in the florida fan
>>141971419Just like my islanders
Inside out 2 is growing the sport more than gary ever did
I think the game will 1-0 in overtime but I don’t know who wins
>>141971613I wonder if there are any mentally ill women in the pwhl
>>141971419I made a one 9ff comment with out even thinking about it had I known you were going to autistically follow me around for the next 40 minutes I would have kept my mouth shut now fuck off.
>>141971198Choke on holy water, you blue-pilled mother fucker
Monday is also Calder Game 6, and the Bears could cinch the series >if not, see you on Wednesday for Game 7 of the Calder
>>141971817>anyonly*
>>141971817>>141972149Did any nhl players have anxiety attacks in the penalty box like in inside out 2
>>141971993Choke on my dick jew
>>141972018no one asked
>>141971278yeah uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh god can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh one order of miracles and a side of uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 1993?
>>141963161Taylor hall and Jordan eberle in their primes were pretty good. Lucic wasn’t terrible in his first season with us either. Corey Perry unfortunately exposed a lot of our former wingers as brainlets though.
>>141972909we asked, and we thank you for your generous contribution to the thread
>>141972909taylor hall was a cancer and eberle has been a suitcase for a good reason. lucic has always been a thug
>>141972841Most atheists are stupid as fuck and extremely bitter towards god because they prayed to win the lottery or something equally as retarded and got super butthurt when they didn't get what they wanted
>>141969062What if my oilers signed stamkos to a cheap deal?
>>141973399Stamkos is a 5x5 liability and he doesn't fit on the PP
>>141973399He's in his legacy years, he'll go to an O6
>>141973629Or most likely just stay in Tampa
>>141970940>still unironically rooting for the Panthers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M9TzhlpMLg
>>141973629ThisStevie will take him in
>>141973978Why does the Yzerplan involve signing so many washed up players?
>>141973506How washed is the guy? I don’t even watch or care about any team that isn’t my oilers I haven’t played the NHL games since 2020. Could he be an asset come playoff time like perry with sheltered minutes?
Soccer football update: Scotland played like the Panthers
>>14196900900. **Me** - Ultimate Your Mom Pleaser
>>141974025poor timing? is that a believable excuse?
>>141974027He had 81 points last season, including 39 power play points. He's absolutely useless and should be playing 4th line minutes for 700k.
>>141973399stamkos is super washed. he's older than john tavares
>>141970940amen
>>14197402749 GF, 62 GA 5x5 in the regular season, the same ratio in the playoffs.
>advanced stats
>>141974319At least he's a winner*
God here, soilers are faggots and you know what I do to those.
>>141974660those asterix trophies mean so little
LE HECKIN ASTERISKS TROPHIES
>>141974694wait, even Freddie Mercury???
>>141974796where were you on easter 2022?
>>141974796even you, rb
>>141974698Pays the same
>>141974835Having dinner with my family, and you? (And no' shit posting with other losers on /hoc/ doesn't count as family
Baking nextHabs fans on suicide watch edition
>>141974925I witnessed a terrible humiliation, sends a chill down my spine just thinking about. A chilly chill
This retarded two nights off schedule has killed my interest in the NHL.Bye.
Thank god the swede is finally gone
>>141975028See you tomorrow
>>141975081Homos btfo! Soddom and Gommorah repeat confirmed coming soon
don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out
>we’ve hir e Marc savard as an assist coachRetards
>>141974985Shan't post in any thread slandering my Habs
Baking the next thread so dont split
>>141975207Oh ya? Why is that a retarded move? Would you care to explain why you think it's retarded for once?
>>141975222Trips. Alright well since you got them, it’s not so bad as it sounds and I think you will be interested in posting in the thread
>>141975255Because he’s a retard
>>141975240Fuck that I called it first>>141974985
>>141975207What
>préparer le fil suivant alors ne vous divisez pas!!!!!!!!!!
>>141975311Ok thanks for chiming in ill add it to the pile of your other worthless opinions.
>>141975311Just like our Stephen
New. I win>>141975382
It's a battle between Barkov/Draisatl (the real production players), Bob/Skinner, Maurice/Knob. Can Bouchard/Eckholm hold out? PP/PK battle is key. Soilers' bottom 6 has been better, but can they do it again, on the road? Tomorrow I'll give /hoc/ the correct prediction
>>141975387
>>141975345Welcome chambers
>>141973176based retard with zero theory of mind
>>141948629That’s what happens when you sell your teams identity and soul out and put jerseys on the ads for a few meager shekels. Katz is based for holding out and letting our jersey remain kino and goated
